Ep 497 - Jam The Brakes (feat. Sal Vulcano & Luis J. Gomez)
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- Опубликовано: 8 июл 2024
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0:00:00 - brake
0:00:30 - Luis J. Gomez & Sal Vulcano
0:04:30 - New York Parade’s
0:08:30 - Grind or Get Air | Broken Escalator
0:15:00 - Luis’s Lyft Driver
0:21:30 - Happy to Chat | Sal’s Uber Driver
0:30:00 - Austin Homeless
0:33:44 - addz
0:38:42 - Delivery Bro’s | Tips
0:45:00 - Naughty Stories
0:52:30 - Luis the Gentleman | Procuring the Gals
1:02:00 - Getting Scammed | Phone Sex
1:09:00 - Algorithm Training
1:12:30 - Intruder Scenario’s | good bye :) 
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Luis J. Gomez is Shrek 2
My nuts itch
MAN Shane talkin about “my fridge has cameras……” you ain’t gotta lie to us DAWGZ man! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU AINT GETTING UP FOR NO DAMN 💧 WATER!!! 😂 🍺
Made it in a Eminem vid. What else is there to do?
The movie you were thinking of was Gentlemen Bronco Matt ✊🏾✊🏾
Sal and Luis are like the yin and yang! One is all happy and successful and the other is Luis J. Gomez
One is married to a woman who loves him, and the other is Luis J Gomez
Yin and yang
One has family and friends who love and respect him. The other is Luis J. Gomez.
Yin and yang* have some goddamn culture
One has never woken up in a jail cell and one is Luis J Gomez
"You can't just freak out on people" - Luis J Gomez with no irony
The Dichotomy of the Rattlesnake: Simultaneously self aware and completely oblivious to how irrational his rage is
Something about the idea of a quote credit containing 'with no irony' killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀
Haha right?
When I think of comics who would be prone to freaking out I think 1. Michael Richards and 2. Luis J. Gomez
dude is yelling at an old man
Gotta love the guy
Whenever Luis says "Its psychotic" about a situation, like something that happened in an airport or a restaurant, you can be 100% sure that he was the one causing a scene and embarrassing his friends and family.
And that children is Hegelian dialectics in action
And that's why we love him
@WalkingPaceWP because we're not the ones who have to deal with it 😂 I can only imagine the amount of times he has heard someone say to him "Oh god, not again"
He only reveals here that he had an open container in the car essentially fucking the driver legally regardless lmaoo
And that’s why we love him
Luis should be on Tires going full
Luis mode spazzing out because they took his blunt roach out of his ashtray during an oil change.
That's a really funny bit. Question is, accent or no accent?
Sal with his shoes on the couch is diabolical
Shoes in the house is already bad, shoes on the couch is unacceptable 😂
"He had these dirty cowboy boots on"
Clearly a man of means
Cleaner than Lemaire
As a disgusting European, shoes indoors is vile as shit.
Luis saying “I was pretty damn good at rollerblading” then following that with “I couldn’t get air and I couldn’t grind. I would just go down the stairs like duhduhduh” is absolutely fuckin hilarious.
The highlight of Luis J Gomez career will be rollerblading away 20+ miles from the 9/11 attacks
That was a for real Puerto Rican goodbye
@@stevensullivan1664he should make a movie out of that
Sir this whole thing that your doing is illegal
I was so shit at skateboarding but even I could air out and grind the coping Jesus Luis lmao
33:25 Shane pointing to Lamere when Luis says "You guys should change a homeless person's life" 💀💀
I lost it 😂. I so glad you time stamped it
Just give em like, 40 grand a year
Shane: 😐🫱
Lameeze was catching strays on this one for sure lol
I mean we all saw it, they stopped and laughed but true, was a good moment....not at all jealous that I'm not making a meager wage living in Shane's house. Not at all.😢
I missed that because I listened on Spotify. I thought they were really laughing at that premise lol
"Grinding is just sliding a little bit"
"Air is just jumping dude."
Sal and Luis being complete polar opposites and yet the dawgs make it work
This is the best thing about them. They don’t need to be the center of attention all the time.
Hell yeah, dude, but…Luis and Sal are already good friends that podcast a lot.
Luis sounds like the most annoying Uber passenger ever
I'd rather him than someone like Shane telling true communism was never tried
Luis is the most complaining always gettin into altercations Karen I’ve ever seen idk how people like him he’s a tard
Yeah that’s some bitch shit for sure
For real, what a psycho!
@@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4epreal naziism has never been tried real capitalism has never been tried real constitutional monarchy has never been tried a republic has never been tried see how dumb that sounds
Luis: "You guys should just change a homeless person's life. Just give them 40 grand a year"
Shane: *points directly at Lameezy*
When lameezy walked halfway into frame with his traffic cone ass shirt I knew he was the greatest to ever do it
While talking about how easy it is to go to orgies when he's never gotten to one
🤣 I swear Matt loves him so much because he makes him feel like he's not delusional.
Luis saying they should change a homeless guys life and shane just points, that had me dying
Lameezy in the corner eating all the green m&ms like “what happened?”
"Just give em $40,000 a year" points at lemaire lmao
Luis’ brain stopped developing at 15.
Says the guy with an mf doom pfp lol
Mine stopped at 25
@Jimbow-sz9kh what does that have to do with mental development lol? Luis DOES NOT appreciate you.
@@Jimbow-sz9khliking a rapper isn’t the same as being an insufferable douche which is what j Louis is dudes gonna get his. As kicked soon as
@@Jimbow-sz9khGood one Luis. You almost made sense this time.
i had to pause as soon as they started talking about bumfights. i knew of its existence but never saw it in its glory and goddamn i can’t believe i’ve gone so long without it in my life. i prayed for a day like this, where i would be blessed by the gods to provide such a master class film, and by golly did they answer. those films are historical records and need to be saved for the next civilization to find when ours ultimately crumbles
every time gard dawg puts his face in front of the cam, a starving child somewhere is saved. Blessed be
The commitment to single cam/not giving a shit about multi-cam despite the massive audience and typical production value standards is commendable
You want Lameezy and crew to work 2 cameras at once? Good luck
It's like your sitting in the room with them
Sooner or later this will be a standard option for subscription people or whatever. It's a feature.
Stop being gay. Podcasts aren’t tv shows on Hbo
I don’t and really wouldn’t want a close up of Shane’s sweaty forhead when he talks about the eagles or whatever
I’d much rather have this than a new worker missing the person talking, then switching to the guy who just says ‘k’ and it stays on them for awhile while someone else starts talking. Then a random shot of the host looking dumb, then away from them to something random.
Just for the guy to finally get good at following the conversation and people by the time the hosts are completely unlikable turds.
To many shows I used to watch that has happened to, the amount is insane actually
sal having his shoe on the couch makes me think the food at this superbowl party was actually trash
The food was abhorrent. His Italian ancestors turned over in their grave that day.
If the pig declared it so it must reign true
Sal is such a genuine dude. Funny too
You don’t have a weapon in the house? Shane: nope *sword behind him on the mantle* 😭😂
Thats just a parade sword
About to start my 50 minute commute to work. Thank u brothers.
wagie wagie go back to your cagie
Just saw it and already finished the damn commute
How was the commute dude?
Same here lol. 1 hr in NYC
Perfect
Ngl I thought Karen Gomez was tripping until the driver said "you're the third guy" holy shit 😂😂
Luis truly met his match
What a beast
The change of tone when he says 3rd person is so fucking funny.
luis soying out in an uber ride is the funniest thing
Lmao i never heard that before that’s hilarious 🤣
Not Karen J. Gomez in a Lyft 😂
Just saw Shane in the new Eminem video. Glad his make a wish came true.
That shit was gay af
Yeah Eminem got lucky
What the hell haha
wait i thought this was a joke lmfao is this REAL
Next is a John Cena tag team duo
Idk if this flew over my head and it was supposed to be like that but for Luis being “edgy” that was the gayest most Karen interaction ever 🤣 “the way you just slammed those breaks right now was soooo crazy 💅.” 😭
No he just sucks. I had to stop watching, he's too full of himself
Luis is athe fucking worst. He's a Mexican bert
@@zaclikescauliflower2877 nah
not edgy.. he was having an episode with an unruly uber
The uber driver is a dawg, gomez is a karen. Certified
Shane randomly saying Kevin Spacey when they were talking about bum hunter is great 😂
Matt lookin like Christopher Robin with his legs crossed like that 😂
I don't know what to say but this bothered me WAY too much.
Praise be the dawgs
To the dawgs!
Amen
Dawgies
Ahh men
hell yea
Matt being happy to chat on a rideshare app is the least surprising thing
The man does enjoy a chat
Phat blatt Matt chat
@@deezlesteezlehe's a bit of a Chat Brat 😂
Shane’s got that rug on rug money
Luis recording himself gaslight a fucking Uber driver is hilarious
was about to drive straight into oncoming traffic but matt and shane dropped 🙏🏽 praise be the dawgs
Stay safe fellow dawgy
Red means go brother
Shut up lol
you can still do it after the pod
Standing on the Gravitron is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Luis and Shane are the best
Sal is such a wholesome addition to the couch. You can tell he’s the innocent guy in the friend group
the juxtaposition of Sal Vulcano vs Luis J Gomez is as good as the Howie Mandel vs Sam Talent episode. The dogs just want to see the world burn. 😂😂🤣
Blessed be the early bird for they have been given this daily worm-amen
It's always nice when the dawgs invite non-comedians on to guest for a change of pace.
Lol the only thing that guy is useful for, is to show children a clip of his interactions with customer service people. Then at the end go "This is a very bad man, don't ever treat people like this man"
@@samtavakoli6682Luis?
@@RG-tm7uq Yup Luis....
That rug really ties the room together.
the rug on the rug? yes
THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE
It always fills me with glee seeing the prestigious award sitting proudly on the mantle of the Dawg House.
The real savior to Shane’s career, Luis J Gomez. Also, let’s not forget Sal pardoned Shane from Skanks court
Sal got his shoes all on your furniture dawg
Those new yorker cant help themselves 😂, bless em🍔🫡
Fuck your couch 🥷
nasty af
*Prince Herb 👑😂
I thought he hates germs too 🤷🏿🤷🏿
I have avoided 99% of the content Luis has ever put out and I think it kept my IQ above room temperature. He is habitually late, on a first name basis with nearly every parole officer on the East Coast, and at this point probably has 132 low level domestics with bodega clerks, taxi drivers, and sandwich shop owners. I honestly don't think he can read, and I have NEVER seen anyone work so hard at fucking people over.
Unironically, I admire 3 things about him. I think he's probably a good dad, he will NEVER back down from a fight, and he might hold the record for having the highest number of unfunny podcasts simultaneously.
Luis Gomez out here tipping like it's still the 1900's.
He should be called the Jewish rattlesnake.
For delivery it’s different. That’s stupid to percentage base tip. What’s the difference in effort?
Soaps were ankle rolling technology 😂 grinding fast to a complete stop
Guys will see this pod and just think; “Hell yeah”
The Dawg, The Shaman, The Rattlesnake, & The Babe. Praise be the dawgs 🙌🏼
As a fan of impractical jokers since forever… I’m so glad to see Sal doing so much lately. Theos pod, JRE, now he’s one of the dawgs. Congrats Sal you’ve definitely earned it
Certified Hood Classic
Petition for episode 500 the be an old testament style night cast with warmode and rogan
Shaman flicking the table during the add reads, testing the acoustic qualities of the wood. So majestic and innocent.
I renewed my Netflix sub just so my family could binge Tires. Way worth it.
I woke up to an alarm at 432hz, such was a sign that the Dawgs would bless us in the face of the villainy of the tight wads
The maleficence of the tightwads, the Js, the mean BBGs and geezes is only able to be resisted by the dulcet tone of 432hz
Wtf is this guy on about
@@Kaminoextragalacticnot consuming tea and crumpets like you
Praise be. 🙏🙌
@@Kaminoextragalacticsigns everywhere
“You guys should change a homeless persons life. Just give em like 40 grand a year” ‘Shane points at booth’
I never thought I'd be excited for 4 dudes in shorts
“No offense lemaire” had me HOWLING 😂
Sneaking a couple mins of this episode every time I take a bathroom break at work.
SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE DAWGS WHO DO THIS 🤝
Microdosing the dawgs is wild
😂 @@Kbwintyy
@@Kbwintyy HAHA
The rollerblading scene through the Mall of America in D2 is peak childhood memory
I watched Sals special not expecting much but it genuinely very good.
I didn't make it past the first ten minutes. Maybe I should try again.
Bless the dawgs for an 8:00AM release on my day off
Luis really is the common denominator, he's the Kevin bacon of comedy
😂😂😂😂
Hope he finds his cousin to marry also
This comment gave me tremors
He stinks
I really don't get the Luis hate lol. Feel like he's just that good dude from high school you hang with from time to time
Shame on the dawgs for not remembering the name of “that rollerblading movie”. That masterpiece goes by Brink…..
Soul skaters 4 life
"Cartel experience" went under appreciated lmao
Gentlemen broncos is the movie Matt's talking about
Underrated as all hell.
You took my nards!!!
I was screaming that shit out 😂
An absolute CLASSIC
@@GoldfishCrackersROCKDude, I was yelling it out louder and louder each time but alas, the Shaman was unable to dial it in. That flick is sooo fucking funny and criminally underrated.
Everyone just airing out their War Crimes on this one.
“You guys should change a homeless persons life and give them 40k per year.”
The boys got silent cause they already did that with Lamaire.
"Gentlemen Broncos" is one of the greatest Movies of all time.
pissing on a slice of pizza and giving it to a stranger is fucking nuts lmao
Criminal activity lmao
Ah yes a Luis podcast time to listen to the dumbest shit ever
He grows on you like a herpe
I came to the comments to shit on Luis but he does it to himself 😂😂
Yup, everyone already saved me the effort 🤣
Bro Matt and Shane smoking Luis and Big Jay in basketball and them being the sorest losers at like 40 is so damn hilarious. Its like a scene from a movie 🤣🤣🤣
And to this day Jay still swears he can ball
luis was never salty, you must not be familiar with the PRRS
@@danielrodero6251 you’re right it was mainly Big Jay but I remember Luis almost fighting Shane after the game. Luis was definitely pissed at the gym, just got over it quicker lol
Wasnt expecting this duo on the pod. Love everyone here. PR Rattlesnake is the man!!
Shoes on in the house like a sitcom set is crazy.
Luis is a menace, slamming Uber car doors and one starring them when they complain
gard dog never fails to kill me w the plugs
I love how much Luis makes Shane giggle
I wish I could find whatever it is in him that Shane finds funny and channel it
@@ryanrogers7452it's just bc Luis is a psycho, a savage, and totally insane!! Alot of the things Luis says Shane wishes he could say too, but he likes his career and all those millions of $ WAY too much 😂 I absolutely love when MSSP and Los/RAP crossover tho
@@InspectorButters4 fair enough lol. I don't hate his presence on mssp I just can't get into los, not my jam.
@@ryanrogers7452 I can def understand that..... LoS has been really hit or miss lately, it's either knee slapping funny or banging ur head against the wall annoying 🤣 Usually just depends if Big Jay is in a good mood or of he's butthurt about something lol. MSSP always delivers for the dawgs tho! ✌️
@@ryanrogers7452He's laughing at him, not with him.
The graviton ep lives in infamy
Yoo Garddawgs lil peep after Gomez got up to take a call.. had my dumbass dyin’ 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes Luis feels like a real life Scary Perry, except he sets himself up, and somehow knows what he's doing the whole time. Wild.
Luis brought too much evil goth energy to this otherwise peaceful podcast.
Matt genuinely was the worst person ever as a young kid it’s miraculous that he turned that around💀 pissing on pizza and giving it out? That is evil😂
The most diabolical thing I’ve ever heard
I'm now afraid to eat fast food after this episode.
In an old testament episode he told a story where he did a piss drive by and threw a bag full of piss on someone while in a van.
You guys are naive as hell if you don't think there's worse done everyday! Friendly advice, ALWAYS tip any driver that brings your food to you while you sit on the couch because you don't want people that are alone with your food to know you as a person that stiffs em
@@WKRP187 you sound like a man that’s pissed on a pizza
In tires, season 2, Sal and Shane should reenact the scene about the McDonald’s uber story. Sal could be the Uber driver; picking up Shane from hooters, who went on break or was skipping work😂
Matt being happy to chat in an Uber does not surprise me at all 😂
I love that everyone is surprised that Luis would go to the beach with dogs. He's Puerto Rican. We should all praise God that he doesn't go to the beach with a wifebeater and 9 pitbulls.
Gentlemen Broncos, Matt.
"Cyclops there, cyclops there, ...cyclops there".
Luis: "Bum fights was a DVD and there was different sub categories within it"
Shane: "Kevin Spacey"
I'M IN TEARS
STANDING ON THE GRAVITRON WITH THE DAWGS
Fuck yeah, dude. That episode rules
48:03 spit in the ladies food is krazy
I love picturing Luis rollerblading around in his daisy-dukes with gigantic headphones over his ears, shouting insults at people who don't move aside for him.
Yo putting sal and that Pueterican assassin together is gold!!
May the dawgs lift me up on this Tuesday
One last pod for the dawgs before they have the devil incarnate on
Who?
All I can think about, is the bit about him rollerblading out of new York on 911 . Classic
Matt knows more about doing tricks on skates than Luis! I know I’m a rollerblader haha😂
We used to make our own soaps by stapling Coke can aluminum to the soles of our shoes. When I was in sixth grade back in ‘99.
Prove it
I think u meant shoes
Soaps were the brand of shoes Matt was talking about.
@@westxranchinno shit dude we all know, the guy is talking about making his own diy grind shoes
And on this day, the shaman called the dawgs to the campfire. The dawgs gathered around and listened to the shaman.
As an uber driver...I always thought I'd be so pumped to see some of my favorite comedians randomly for a pickup....take one off that list! The job sucks enough, except most of the people are pretty cool, and you have some really great connections that happen randomly though the day...but then there are the people who are yelling at you to take a different route and judging your every action, and you don't know if they have a gun or might kill you...its crazy. Dont need any of that shit.
Matt married a black ex-cop?
What a life these dawgs lead
Well he is a black conservative just look at him
Yea years and years ago now
For i am blessed to receive this morning sermon! Praise to thee, blessed be the dawgs