Cats Does Countdown's HILARIOUS Guide To Marriage | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 14 янв 2025

Комментарии • 238

  • @owenwindsor9398
    @owenwindsor9398 3 года назад +298

    “her husband doesn’t need a name because he hasn’t had anything interesting to say for 23 years” *looks at Jon*

  • @EggandBanana08
    @EggandBanana08 3 года назад +1058

    Would love a special episode where they honour Sean with his type of antics in the show and get someone to eat some whelks and donate money to charity in his name

    • @blackspike2710
      @blackspike2710 3 года назад +32

      I want to see Joe come dressed as Sean after raiding his dressing room.

    • @iseriver3982
      @iseriver3982 3 года назад +23

      @@blackspike2710 Joe seems pretty similar to Sean comedic wise.
      Just has more facial hair and less nazi jokes.

    • @carpinchipedia7009
      @carpinchipedia7009 3 года назад +6

      @@iseriver3982 also Sean was a lot more cool

    • @iseriver3982
      @iseriver3982 3 года назад +15

      @@carpinchipedia7009 Joe is cool!
      For someone who's homeless.

    • @carpinchipedia7009
      @carpinchipedia7009 3 года назад +2

      @@iseriver3982 lmao

  • @uwuface8234
    @uwuface8234 3 года назад +723

    It sucks to realize that when Sean made the comment about going back in time to save his wife from pain and misery (at 8:19), he already knew he was dying. Life is brutal, but it's all just a joke, gotta keep on laughing.

    • @ASimon-ut2xe
      @ASimon-ut2xe 3 года назад +123

      That is so sad. You can see it in the delivery, once you are aware of it.

    • @sixthsenseamelia4695
      @sixthsenseamelia4695 3 года назад +15

      😞

    • @Scotchy_Scotch_Scotch
      @Scotchy_Scotch_Scotch 3 года назад +121

      I wonder if Jimmy knew or suspected, he wasn't really smiling and didn't laugh like the others; at lest in the clip, haven't seen the whole episode.

    • @cappybara
      @cappybara 3 года назад +27

      shit dude thats devastating

    • @dlou88
      @dlou88 3 года назад +119

      @@Scotchy_Scotch_Scotch I could be wrong but I think Jon's smile and laugh could be out of nervousness, he also seems to look towards Jimmy for reassurance. I suspect by this point both Jimmy and Jon knew. 😞

  • @idleonlooker1078
    @idleonlooker1078 3 года назад +180

    Sean's quip: "That's a challenging wank!" is undoubtedly one of the top ten all-time gags in the history of the show. R.I.P Sean - and thanks for the laughs!! 👍

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon 3 года назад +1

      Well it would be a challenging wank.

  • @dasmaurerle4347
    @dasmaurerle4347 3 года назад +107

    Roisin is the most lovable person ever

  • @stevenicks5300
    @stevenicks5300 3 года назад +398

    I personally need a Sean tribute, hopefully something long winded, ridiculous, a bit cheeky, full of his "peers" and at least 3 hours long. RIP you fucking legend.

    • @salfred8252
      @salfred8252 3 года назад +3

      The man is a sensation

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 3 года назад +9

      Carrot in the box champion for all times!

  • @VinnieG-
    @VinnieG- Год назад +11

    "You don't want a gay marriage in Indonesia, cause the confetti is rocks"
    Lool

  • @michaelcolbourn6719
    @michaelcolbourn6719 3 года назад +167

    We need a super cut of all of Sean's mascots as a tribute. Idc if the video is 3 hours long, I will watch it on repeat.

    • @McNerdius
      @McNerdius 3 года назад +1

      idk if you came across this but some best-of sean mascots part 1 is DXxD_jrTMpw that is url watch ? v equals then the DXxD_jrTMpw, part 2 is brvX3YsTPOo ... legit link would probably get removed 🤷‍♂️ ...

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy 3 года назад +459

    Jon's wife REALLY plays along with Jimmy's image of Jon. A bit funny, and kinda weird.
    Yes, I know, as Sean said "It's a comedy show".

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +72

      They have great chemistry.. they're great to watch together, wish there was more of that. Same with David and Victoria..

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 года назад +14

      @@lonewretch Ah, Victoria... Intelligent AND beautiful.
      Well done, David. Punching above your weight. And my hat's off to you!
      It speaks as much about the depth of her character as his.
      I wish them all happiness.
      (with a smattering of envy;-)

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 3 года назад +31

      @@Tht1Gy she's intelligent and beautiful true, but just like David she's neurotic, so it's a good fit

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 3 года назад +1

      @@CorvusCorone68 Lol

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +9

      @@Tht1Gy I still love the episode of 8cats where David talks about having no door handle on his bedroom door, and that he is the only one who has to claw his way in...
      Now look at the bugger !! Absolutely well done. Victoria is just wonderful.

  • @stevej1154
    @stevej1154 3 года назад +356

    Sean and Harriet were a good team. Her calling him dad was hilarious and a bit weird.

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +36

      Harriet is just one of those charming weirdos that you can't help but accept into your world when you watch things like this :)

    • @TheKeebster1
      @TheKeebster1 3 года назад +71

      On Harriet's Instagram right after Sean passed away, she said she was going to "miss Sean," and I commented, "Don't you mean 'Dad?'" and she liked the comment.

    • @lonewretch
      @lonewretch 3 года назад +18

      @@TheKeebster1 Thats classic. :)

    • @elliotsaunders2202
      @elliotsaunders2202 3 года назад +3

      … that wasn’t his daughter?

    • @bumbaaclaaat2866
      @bumbaaclaaat2866 3 года назад

      I'd like her to call me Daddy aswell 😉

  • @user-jb7tq7ko7e
    @user-jb7tq7ko7e 3 года назад +24

    Jon and Lucy and how they got together is really sweet

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 3 года назад +217

    Seeing Sean is heart breaking

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 3 года назад +20

      There's a giant hole left in comedy now

  • @ZabljakLand
    @ZabljakLand 3 года назад +17

    "How come you can't throw a naan bread, or madras.. doesn't bother me I wasn't invited..." I wonder if he is underrated because he plays the jester all the time

  • @OrgaNik_Music
    @OrgaNik_Music 3 года назад +42

    Oh hey, a compilation that actually doesn't have all the same bits in a different order again.

  • @robinmabbott7334
    @robinmabbott7334 2 года назад +12

    Jon held those roses out for his wife for 23 seconds before she took them . That seems an in ordinary amount of time to me

  • @diremirebee
    @diremirebee 3 года назад +27

    Can’t believe he never did get his toffee documentary.

  • @Wasarella
    @Wasarella 2 года назад +5

    It's suspicious how at 5:50 when Lucy was explaining the book about a woman going through menopause, the camera diverted to Susie for a second...

  • @Thecattheratsandthegliders
    @Thecattheratsandthegliders 3 года назад +27

    These are all I used to watch. Now it just breaks my heart.

  • @Glasschin2.0
    @Glasschin2.0 9 месяцев назад +1

    Like how they made John and Lucy social distance lol 😂

  • @callmetiger7186
    @callmetiger7186 3 года назад +100

    Jon Richardson is the type of person to walk in on his wife getting plowed and the only thing that’d bother him is that his wife’s boyfriend didn’t use a coaster…..and the phrase “I’ve just polished that” would definitely get said.

    • @Xune2000
      @Xune2000 Год назад

      Why would he even be going into her bedroom in the first place?

    • @JDAfrica
      @JDAfrica 10 месяцев назад

      @@Xune2000the sink and bathroom floor doesn’t clean itself love

  • @ABetterQuestion
    @ABetterQuestion 3 года назад +62

    I miss Sean.

  • @HuntingParty1
    @HuntingParty1 3 года назад +32

    I will be honest, when I saw Sean, I just couldn’t hold it back ...
    NOOOOOO
    WHHYYYYYY
    NOOOOOOO
    AAAAARRRRUUGHHHH
    Missing him 🍺

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 2 года назад +14

    Jon and Lucy give me hope that I'll find someone as well 😂

    • @crystalaustralia
      @crystalaustralia 9 месяцев назад

      I hope you have found someone, or have the same dreams.

  • @arthurbarnwell9220
    @arthurbarnwell9220 3 года назад +2

    2:57 i wonder how long jimmy had been waiting to say that

  • @zacharydacosta6217
    @zacharydacosta6217 3 года назад +3

    I love the Alan bit even more now since the contingency came true

  • @peterdickinson7842
    @peterdickinson7842 3 года назад +18

    Lucy ànd John may the romance go on!

  • @ShadowFlame500
    @ShadowFlame500 3 года назад +12

    I saw this upload and was like, "oh shit this is the first vid I've seen after Sean"

  • @SomebodysVincent
    @SomebodysVincent 2 года назад +1

    "I got thrown out of the church. But that's alright 'cause I wasn't invited."

  • @billwagonmaster1379
    @billwagonmaster1379 3 года назад +3

    I like putting the walking dead on the TV and opening a can of cold beans.

  • @08fjohj
    @08fjohj 2 года назад +1

    "we both love telly"

  • @WaynesWorld69
    @WaynesWorld69 9 месяцев назад +11

    Well this clip is aging like old milk lol

  • @joshhunter8789
    @joshhunter8789 9 месяцев назад

    Can't believe you didn't have the Sean asking about schedules bit

  • @OhDearOhDear69
    @OhDearOhDear69 3 года назад +18

    I miss Sean so much

  • @anabelle..
    @anabelle.. Год назад

    hahahahaha when Lucy read the book

  • @merlinblackmore3169
    @merlinblackmore3169 3 года назад +41

    Jimmy, mate, you didn't need to look any creepier, change that hair do back ASAP!

  • @FLQueerLiberal1982
    @FLQueerLiberal1982 3 года назад +29

    Will there ever be another series now that Sean is gone?

    • @danbennett9328
      @danbennett9328 3 года назад +23

      I would have thought so - it's a popular show, and there have been many episodes without him in the past.

    • @DarkDutch007
      @DarkDutch007 3 года назад +5

      If I am not mistaken, they also record a lot of episodes and a number of them per season don't get on air.

    • @TapDancerDood
      @TapDancerDood 3 года назад +3

      What a horrible avatar name...

    • @FLQueerLiberal1982
      @FLQueerLiberal1982 3 года назад +7

      @@TapDancerDood thanx! I love it.

    • @danbennett9328
      @danbennett9328 3 года назад +1

      @@FLQueerLiberal1982 new series 22 started a couple of weeks ago - Jimmy has had a hair transplant. I'm not kidding.

  • @cmarq817
    @cmarq817 3 года назад +3

    Is the show coming back?

  • @H3y_Hun
    @H3y_Hun 3 года назад +7

    awww Sean

  • @kelemvor3333
    @kelemvor3333 3 года назад +2

    Why does Jimmy look so different at the @2:50 mark? Is it the hair?

    • @kustardkreams1170
      @kustardkreams1170 3 года назад +4

      Thats because its current jimmy 2020/21 , the rest of the clips are from a fair few seasons (years) ago

    • @tatlockandfriends
      @tatlockandfriends 3 года назад +3

      he got a hair transplant in 2020, so his hair and face look quite different now

  • @dcworld1076
    @dcworld1076 3 года назад +27

    joe has a point about the rise throwing i went to a wedding once and threw onion bhaji's at the couple and got arrested

  • @kaybicaku923
    @kaybicaku923 Год назад

    This show is like a party in my head

  • @keywade2452
    @keywade2452 3 года назад +13

    Rip Sean

  • @Robwhelan17
    @Robwhelan17 3 года назад +9

    Yo what happened to Jimmy’s face?? Either he got older or turned even more into a ventriloquist doll

  • @eleycki
    @eleycki 6 месяцев назад +1

    This aged well

  • @wewper
    @wewper 3 года назад +2

    One knee. ONE knee.

    • @JDAfrica
      @JDAfrica 10 месяцев назад

      One knee - proposal
      Two knees - indecent proposal

  • @shawmutt
    @shawmutt Год назад +5

    Good lord Lucy is hilarious

  • @101mfoxiwriteabitig6
    @101mfoxiwriteabitig6 3 года назад +28

    RIP 🥕⬜ 👑

  • @happivaras
    @happivaras Год назад +1

    4:29~4:35
    Fewer.
    Fewer strange men.

  • @robertbogar1501
    @robertbogar1501 3 года назад +1

    when did we start listening to the most insane, I never heard of em' till you did this

  • @Wizardaron
    @Wizardaron 3 года назад +3

    When is the new series of this coming?

  • @matthewclark7955
    @matthewclark7955 3 года назад +1

    WO When it suddenly goes to after jimmy has had his hair change.. is a bit if a shocker

  • @davidmoody3810
    @davidmoody3810 2 года назад +2

    I think Lucy is lovely

  • @ASU885
    @ASU885 6 месяцев назад

    Need the "Hilarious Guide to Divorce", so we can complete the circle.

  • @heyyouguuys7939
    @heyyouguuys7939 3 года назад +15

    First off John actually has a wife and second Jimmy's hair 😳

    • @TapDancerDood
      @TapDancerDood 3 года назад +3

      Another disgusting avatar name.

    • @heyyouguuys7939
      @heyyouguuys7939 3 года назад +8

      @@TapDancerDood yea listen to me and hear my voice words tuppence Dan. Does thou even lift...you... come at me on the day of my legs day and insults my names while I'm making gains..you suck Dan, your basic....and I'm swole as hell with a hot chick a kick ass name and you....well your just..you aren't you 🙄

    • @KingNik1994
      @KingNik1994 3 года назад +6

      @@TapDancerDood I disagree, it's a dope-ass name

  • @Giveme1goodreason
    @Giveme1goodreason 2 года назад +3

    2:11 that’s literally what it’s like being a guy Allan. When ever you’re in a relationship everyone acts like you’re unlovable garbage and she’s (in this case he’s) doing some kind of charity work like how lucky you are they settled for you.

    • @afonsosousa2684
      @afonsosousa2684 Год назад +2

      Somebody's overdue for a divorce!

    • @yayva
      @yayva Год назад +2

      no, that's just you

  • @EnglishOak001
    @EnglishOak001 4 месяца назад +1

    Lucy...no more to be said. I hope she gets what she deserves.

  • @zevfeitelson
    @zevfeitelson 3 года назад +1

    What episode is that social distancing one with his wife?

    • @annsmith9196
      @annsmith9196 3 года назад +3

      I found out it's series21 episode 5 but I can find it on RUclips to watch. If anyone has a link, I'd appreciate it.

  • @SampDude987
    @SampDude987 Год назад

    8:18

  • @KingNik1994
    @KingNik1994 3 года назад +6

    Nobody's gonna mention how Kevin made a joke about giving someone an air-guitar, when there's a stereotype that Scots are tight-fisted? ^^

  • @markstevens9660
    @markstevens9660 2 года назад +3

    And how’s that marriage going Alan …… 🤷🏼‍♂️🤔……mmmmmm😳

  • @omadjourney
    @omadjourney 3 года назад +2

    Life is on bowl of unpredictable ness Sean my love has sadly passed on, Alan divorced...I mean 🤷🏾‍♀️.,

  • @justayoutuber1906
    @justayoutuber1906 2 года назад +1

    who farted at 7:04?

  • @Psyrecx
    @Psyrecx 3 года назад +1

    Did Jimmy change the person who dyes his hair?
    Looks off

    • @Slayer666th
      @Slayer666th 3 года назад +1

      If you look closely, you can see that he got a transplant. I bet it was kinda recent when they shot the show and his hair hadn‘t grown back yet, so it is weird like that.

  • @johnbaldock6353
    @johnbaldock6353 3 года назад +4

    I'm really surprised that we haven't heard from John about Sean's death. Maybe someone in youtube land knows if any video/comment exists.

    • @bruno_schumann
      @bruno_schumann 3 года назад +11

      He made a tweet concerning Sean's death not a long time after the tragic news.

    • @Brynnoodles
      @Brynnoodles 3 года назад +6

      He also put something up on his Instagram

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 Год назад +3

    Jon is still happily married. Alan is divorced. Well, who the hell could put up with Alan?

    • @crystalaustralia
      @crystalaustralia 9 месяцев назад

      Harsh. And neither are together now. Love to everyone!

  • @_Saevio
    @_Saevio 3 года назад +4

    Asking Alan for marriage advice doesn't look like a good idea, considering recent events.

  • @karlaboi3896
    @karlaboi3896 2 года назад +1

    Long live sean lock

  • @zbr76
    @zbr76 3 года назад +6

    Jon's punching waaaay above his weight, as Lucy is STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS! Just saying.

    • @Kanriel
      @Kanriel 3 года назад +4

      And apparently hilarious as well.

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 3 года назад +3

      @@Kanriel Indeed she IS hilarious also.

    • @thesilentgametestr
      @thesilentgametestr 2 года назад +1

      Looks isn't everything

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 2 года назад +4

      @@thesilentgametestr True. Lucy has great comedic talent to back up her beauty.

  • @johnvrijthoven3065
    @johnvrijthoven3065 3 года назад +1

    @7:06 💩💨

  • @Merylstreep1949
    @Merylstreep1949 3 года назад +1

    My, that's a lovely Tinnettebb

  • @HATEgoo-gle
    @HATEgoo-gle 2 года назад

    Lucy makes Roisin look like a grade-school graduate.

  • @tonyreynolds5112
    @tonyreynolds5112 3 года назад +4

    Marriage is like too warm of a bath. Once you get into it, and get used to it...... It's not so hot. Or marriage is like a violin , once the beautiful music is over.... The strings are still attached. 💔🇺🇸

  • @lula8767
    @lula8767 3 года назад +4

    seeing sean hurts my heart

  • @TheDavidjohnhunter
    @TheDavidjohnhunter 3 года назад +1

    Allen does look a bit like Quasimoto.

  • @AEJones-dl9nn
    @AEJones-dl9nn 3 месяца назад

    It’s so weird that this is how they presented their marriage snd they got divorced so soon. Those jokes are only funny when they aren’t true. If they’re true it’s just airing dirty laundry and that’s classless.

  • @royalbuff123
    @royalbuff123 3 года назад +1

    I'd throw naan bread at a wedding., 💯

  • @devonmorrowii7670
    @devonmorrowii7670 3 года назад +1

    Hmmmm

  • @simonstevens8745
    @simonstevens8745 2 года назад +3

    Marital advice from a real friend is often very short....
    "RUN"...... any other advice means "its not a real friend"

  • @chriscoffee9070
    @chriscoffee9070 3 года назад +9

    Seems a bizarre choice to go to a strict Muslim island like Lombok to celebrate a gay marriage. A covertly gay friend of mine (the only safe-ish way to do it around there) spent over 2 years in prison on Lombok after a sting operation in a 'karaoke bar' in Senggigi, a tourist town on the West coast, after picking up what he realised later was a suspiciously keen young lad.
    Feel free to live your life and all that, but FFS apart from taking basic precautions not to get arrested and banged up for your preferences, how about showing a bit of sensitivity to local customs and yes, prejudices, when travelling the world !

  • @tendnotto
    @tendnotto 7 месяцев назад

    Oof.

  • @astewart3711
    @astewart3711 3 года назад +1

    1

  • @maroondoor
    @maroondoor 4 месяца назад

    Get divorced.

  • @showbizsam4440
    @showbizsam4440 2 года назад +1

    Clearly our definitions of hilarious differ somewhat. Sticking the sort of comedians who get on topical panel news quiz shows on the set of Countdown has to be a big hint that resources are spread beyond thin. Can't you just do ordinary Countdown and surprise Richard Stilgoe by dropping a piano on his head?

  • @rew762
    @rew762 3 года назад +1

    Cute warrior 48

  • @stewartmcneill2262
    @stewartmcneill2262 3 года назад +2

    What da fuck does anyone find funny about Jon even more to the point Noel fielding Jesus wept

  • @rossi6113
    @rossi6113 2 года назад +2

    As funny as toothache.

  • @queasylagumo-s7j
    @queasylagumo-s7j Год назад

    I love you, Claudia. But keep your snarky comments to yourself. A man can say whatever he wants and you'll like it!

  • @gouchscowl8601
    @gouchscowl8601 3 года назад +3

    Why isn’t the Simpsons on Ch4? I don’t want to watch an hour of crappy hollyoaks.

  • @dargoid
    @dargoid 3 года назад +6

    Alan's 'rocks as a confetti' thing, I can confirm that is not true lol, some provinces still uphold Islamic laws, but not that one.
    At most, infidels (and gays) are lashed.

    • @ChrisDM1995
      @ChrisDM1995 3 года назад +24

      “At most” like that’s completely normal lol Pretty sure he was using the rocks as confetti thing as a metaphor for how gay relationships, in this case his marriage, are viewed in those countries.

    • @Secretgeek2012
      @Secretgeek2012 3 года назад +11

      Oh, well that's okay then. 🙄

    • @Glace-gone
      @Glace-gone 3 года назад +6

      Oh that's alright then I guess... Oh wait no it's still archaic

    • @markbrennan212
      @markbrennan212 3 года назад +4

      Which is why people following those kinds of laws should be shot or at least be dragged out of the 13th century mindset

    • @nealjroberts4050
      @nealjroberts4050 3 года назад +5

      @@markbrennan212 now that's an ironic statement!

  • @TapDancerDood
    @TapDancerDood 3 года назад +5

    So many people on here freely admitting to having sex with multiple partners. No shame. No wonder so many real marriages are in trouble.

    • @KingNik1994
      @KingNik1994 3 года назад +11

      The 18th century called, it wants its moral standards back.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +7

      Spoken like a true incel.

  • @wolfenstein722
    @wolfenstein722 3 года назад +2

    Channel 4 needs to change it’s name to Black 4 and move to another country, Channel 4 is not an English TV channel....!

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +5

      Wtf???

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 3 года назад +1

      They had last Friday (10th September) as an all black day, so normal Countdown was replaced by one with Trevor McDonald as host, black contestants and so on. Quite what they meant to achieve by it I have no idea, as the whole thing seemed so tokenistic and somewhat condescending.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад

      @@ShanghaiRooster Sounds pretty awesome not gonna lie.
      Does England not have black people though? I'm confused.

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 3 года назад +1

      @@TequilaToothpick Yes, there are black people here. In the 2011 census (the most recent I can find figures for) black people made up 3% of the population. Asian people - mostly from the Indian subcontinent, made up just under 7% and mixed race just under 2%. Whites made up 87%. The missing 1% are described as 'other' (whatever that means!).
      As a case in point, Channel 4 doesn't have a special day for Asians, despite their being more than double the black population here, so one has to wonder what is the point of this nonsense other than white liberals massaging their sense of self-satisfaction with woke talking points.

    • @TequilaToothpick
      @TequilaToothpick 3 года назад +1

      @@ShanghaiRooster What's wrong with celebrating other cultures that offends your fragile white ego?