“Y’All Way Too Hard” on Paula Deen - Tracy Morgan

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2019
  • Tracy Morgan remembers when his aunt stole his Game Boy and explains why people shouldn’t be surprised that Paula Deen said the N-word. (Contains strong language.)
    Original airdate: April 20, 2014
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  • @miserydark1299
    @miserydark1299 4 года назад +1008

    No one ever thought the eight thousand rolls of toilet paper would be an actual thing until now.

    • @EyeslowpurpVIDS
      @EyeslowpurpVIDS 4 года назад +7

      That's cause he knew from a person that told him

    • @Galaxy-px6jw
      @Galaxy-px6jw 4 года назад +6

      @@Jessica-to8um He's right on the 14th floor.

    • @abraxesprime7832
      @abraxesprime7832 3 года назад +1

      I was about to say

    • @lordroyaltee
      @lordroyaltee 3 года назад +8

      His comedy was ahead of its time.

    • @UXtatic
      @UXtatic 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lilianamarie999
    @Lilianamarie999 3 года назад +204

    "She stole it. And then helped me look for it." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ArturoLeal3
    @ArturoLeal3 4 года назад +157

    "Things are getting dark"
    - Paula Deen 😂

  • @ashleimichael562
    @ashleimichael562 5 лет назад +452

    "Now I give y'all credit for coleslaw but that's about it ...."😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maximusareilius2262
      @maximusareilius2262 5 лет назад

      I can fuck .

    • @tacotacotington3638
      @tacotacotington3638 5 лет назад +10

      I had tears in my eyes at that point! tracy is too real

    • @terrenceransom912
      @terrenceransom912 5 лет назад +5

      Ashlei Michael, I Totally Agree With You Whole Heartedly!!!!!!!! MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK QUEEN😀😘👌🏾👍🏾👊🏾✊🏾☝️🏾💪🏾👏🏾✌️🏾💯📚

    • @joshualuntsford
      @joshualuntsford 5 лет назад +3

      Just had some last night. Slaw is just heaven

    • @getchasome6230
      @getchasome6230 5 лет назад +6

      Put some on some pulled pork

  • @matthewswartz1353
    @matthewswartz1353 4 года назад +487

    That toilet paper joke is so relevant right now...

    • @muffininorbit
      @muffininorbit 3 года назад +4

      I know, I had to double-check the upload date

    • @bethgoldman2560
      @bethgoldman2560 3 года назад +2

      And the Spam key.....

    • @marksotelo6472
      @marksotelo6472 3 года назад +1

      It’s been on of them long on going prepper things.

  • @mkblack98
    @mkblack98 5 лет назад +629

    Tracy Morgan's waves are so underrated.

  • @Brandon-wv1dn
    @Brandon-wv1dn 5 лет назад +28

    We need more honest comedy like this. Nobody gets offended, just open and balls to the wall. We need to get our laughter back.

  • @tysoncowan5192
    @tysoncowan5192 5 лет назад +30

    "I had to eliminate myself as a suspect" lol Tracy Morgan is still hilarious.

  • @sherenay3109
    @sherenay3109 3 года назад +44

    I never really listened to his stand up until now. He's funny.

  • @jimbutler6645
    @jimbutler6645 2 года назад +18

    We saw Tracy Morgan right before his accident. We are both SO HAPPY he survived it and is doing well. He absolutely KILLED it at the show we saw!

  • @stephendverner
    @stephendverner 3 года назад +35

    He spittin some truth....comics always have a way of pointing out things that need to change while making us laugh at it.

  • @anthonywestjr1063
    @anthonywestjr1063 5 лет назад +183

    He's on point about that SPAM Key tho! 😂🤣

    • @chrisberg2083
      @chrisberg2083 4 года назад

      Also, bout Oprah

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 3 года назад +1

      WHy, to open privacy locks. And Spam no longer use those keys.

    • @ssettev9361
      @ssettev9361 3 года назад +1

      I feel you, but that only applies to corned beef now. Lol 😉

    • @frzstat
      @frzstat 3 года назад +1

      Needle nose pliers. If you don't have a Spam key you can use needle nose pliers. (But Spam is pop-top these days.)

    • @ericspencer4599
      @ericspencer4599 3 года назад

      Damn. Straight works on sardine cans too

  • @Britenus
    @Britenus 5 лет назад +172

    I once had someone on crack steal my lawn furniture and then come back and try and sell it to me.

    • @niccparker7141
      @niccparker7141 3 года назад +4

      If you lived near crackheads, you wouldn't have had that outside period😂😂😂

    • @skyandfriends3210
      @skyandfriends3210 3 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @danceswithtallcans7694
      @danceswithtallcans7694 3 года назад +10

      That was nice of them to consider you first

    • @arnonroyna4420
      @arnonroyna4420 3 года назад +2

      @@danceswithtallcans7694 Sometimes you come across crack dealers with a heart of gold, and sometimes you come across crack-heads with hearts of gold also.

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 года назад +2

      Your comment is probably funnier than anything this guy has ever said

  • @Unitz15
    @Unitz15 3 года назад +35

    Toilet paper joke held up a little too well lmaoo

  • @ladylioness4065
    @ladylioness4065 5 лет назад +189

    Coolio said he'll do the whole tour for $225 💀💀💀lol Tracey I love you

    • @blackpat
      @blackpat 4 года назад +4

      Lady Lioness 😂😂

    • @ModMax69
      @ModMax69 3 года назад +6

      I saw Coolio at the Juggalo Gathering... bet he did it for free

    • @rashadtaylor7971
      @rashadtaylor7971 3 года назад

      Capital L...🙏👍

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 года назад

      @@ModMax69 he WAS YOUR MAN!😶

  • @destroya3303
    @destroya3303 5 лет назад +116

    Tracy Morgan has been consistently hilarious for years. Admirable.

    • @camsterdam3896
      @camsterdam3896 5 лет назад

      Even when he is stealing from other comedians?

  • @madjack5497
    @madjack5497 5 лет назад +124

    "I ain't going to the Mountains when Doomsday comes ?!? I'm going to the top of the Projects!" - Tracy Morgan

  • @standoughope
    @standoughope 5 лет назад +198

    "I had to eliminate myself as a suspect" Hahahahahaha!!! 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣
    I'm happy that he's back after that unfortunate car accident. We love you Tracy! 😍😍😍 Alfie and Abner forever!

    • @thepsyc_one4245
      @thepsyc_one4245 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of a Cris Rock joke though. Crackheads steal your stuff then help you look. Just a different approach.

    • @kortofromayan6187
      @kortofromayan6187 5 лет назад +1

      Ryan Swanson I cant 🤣🤣🤣

  • @javi624
    @javi624 5 лет назад +249

    "Doomsday come, you gonna be up shit's creek without a spam key" Me: deceased
    edit 2021: And now papa john is trying to wean himself off the n-word. Tracy is a prophet.

    • @GinaJonesStillettoQueen
      @GinaJonesStillettoQueen 4 года назад +1

      What is a spam key?

    • @gentium3210
      @gentium3210 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @nigeljoseph1722
      @nigeljoseph1722 3 года назад +2

      @@GinaJonesStillettoQueen Did you find out what spam key is yet?
      It's been 5 months since you asked, but I see no reply.

    • @MattHawk5.0
      @MattHawk5.0 3 года назад +4

      @@nigeljoseph1722 old cans of spam had a little key to open them up, but i dont think they came with the cans, like you had to buy it seperate.

    • @annazetteturnage9360
      @annazetteturnage9360 3 года назад +1

      😂😆🤣😆😂

  • @kathunter9816
    @kathunter9816 3 года назад +179

    No matter where he ends up in his career, he will always be HUSTLE MAN to me

  • @kmo2959
    @kmo2959 3 года назад +321

    I am so happy Tracy survived the accident. Sure would have hate to have lost him too.

  • @MrJizzinmypantz
    @MrJizzinmypantz 5 лет назад +152

    "I felt bad because I was a crack dealer with a heart of gold" you kill me Tracy

  • @bobbylarge7184
    @bobbylarge7184 5 лет назад +11

    the delivery is so perfect lol "Things is gettin dark; Paula Deen"

  • @g.i.goonie7331
    @g.i.goonie7331 5 лет назад +160

    "That Spam key is universal." Facts 💀

  • @peterfernandezrizzo1905
    @peterfernandezrizzo1905 4 года назад +22

    He packs so much comedy into each minute.

  • @mannyjanuary750
    @mannyjanuary750 5 лет назад +318

    Glad to see he's doin well
    after that accident :)

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 5 лет назад +46

    🤣🤣🤣never saw one of his stand ups but this is hilarious

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 5 лет назад +45

    Tracy's no fool. Love his comedy!

  • @WidgetWW
    @WidgetWW Год назад +4

    “Tired of you Steadman” gets me everytime

  • @JJ-qz5gv
    @JJ-qz5gv 5 лет назад +169

    "The world is a ghetto..." so true. 🤘

  • @macrolosses
    @macrolosses 5 лет назад +56

    The colio part had me dead.

  • @itsdynasty
    @itsdynasty 5 лет назад +309

    Pick up the pieces, Chief.

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 5 лет назад +12

      LMAO, throw back. Where's my kazoo?! 😄

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 5 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/C_IInCrun9w/видео.html

    • @shabeyle23
      @shabeyle23 5 лет назад +12

      What's haatn chief... 😆😂

    • @sagittarius420cheefie
      @sagittarius420cheefie 5 лет назад +13

      @@shabeyle23 If you want it I got it. If I ain't got it I'ma get it. So, get it while the gettins good. - Hustle Man

    • @keeshabrown7353
      @keeshabrown7353 5 лет назад +6

      My friend and Co-worker said "Pick up the pieces" when we first saw each other a couple mornings ago. I was like "How you up in here with a gazoo... Attached to a..."

  • @ModernDayWarriorz76
    @ModernDayWarriorz76 5 лет назад +93

    Who else been watching Tracy since Def Comedy Jam??? Comedic Genius!!!

  • @rollsroyce7385
    @rollsroyce7385 5 лет назад +223

    she bought me a Gameboy then she stole it...💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @DopamineMVWM
    @DopamineMVWM 5 лет назад +171

    This dude is a seasoned pro!

  • @adammcduffie4459
    @adammcduffie4459 4 года назад +8

    This boy is wild but he’s so honest you can’t even be mad lmao 😂

  • @vinnyt.8027
    @vinnyt.8027 5 лет назад +267

    I want my Mac n cheese wit 5 different cheeses

  • @christineschnitzka823
    @christineschnitzka823 3 года назад +12

    I was a crack dealer with a heart of gold 🤣🤣

  • @tacotacotington3638
    @tacotacotington3638 5 лет назад +22

    man he had me rollin from start to finish! Tracy knows real comedy. comedy has no color. I wish to god we would have gotten a Patrice O'neal and Tracy Morgan duo set

    • @soulstrength
      @soulstrength 5 лет назад

      That would have been a blast!!!

    • @FuckFeminists
      @FuckFeminists 2 года назад

      'Comedy has no color'? How come he uses racial stereotypes in his act then?

    • @roscaines-prentice3888
      @roscaines-prentice3888 8 месяцев назад

      If someone cooked me fried chicken wings etc and called me the ‘n’ word, I’d fry them.

  • @michaelpondo6324
    @michaelpondo6324 5 лет назад +12

    I love tracy he s da bomb. His humor is priceless and his satire is on the money. So much the natural humorist with his look as well. Good job tracy.

  • @k1ngk4gl3
    @k1ngk4gl3 5 лет назад +12

    "She gon' ask me to bust a chiffarobe next?"
    XD

    • @MsMalina24
      @MsMalina24 4 года назад

      King Kagle 😂😂😂

  • @lakeend5702
    @lakeend5702 5 лет назад +26

    Substitute the word “darkie” sometimes LMAO

  • @blueanon8021
    @blueanon8021 4 года назад +11

    Damn coolio shots fired 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carmelita1956
    @carmelita1956 5 лет назад +8

    This is my first time watching him he is good much love for you Tracy Morgan ❤

  • @JackBaileyMV
    @JackBaileyMV 3 года назад +4

    Killed me when he dropped the word "chifferobe."

  • @LM01234
    @LM01234 3 года назад +3

    This is one of my favorite stand up comic bits ever

  • @therollband1290
    @therollband1290 8 месяцев назад +2

    There’s no words to describe how much I love Tracy Morgan

  • @marlymarlle
    @marlymarlle 3 года назад +1

    That SPAM key is universal lol

  • @willparsley3930
    @willparsley3930 5 лет назад +41

    Bro is speaking some truth w that preping stuff and KFC

    • @markymark1072
      @markymark1072 4 года назад +1

      SMH lol

    • @hugoehhh
      @hugoehhh 4 года назад +1

      word

    • @Aceofshade764
      @Aceofshade764 3 года назад

      Wonder how will g is doing

    • @willparsley3930
      @willparsley3930 3 года назад

      Ace of shade I’m straight at bc mfs that prepped doesn’t have to worry about , worrying about food👌🏾

  • @cornlips7247
    @cornlips7247 5 лет назад +139

    Tracy is hilarious and anyone with crackheads in their life know that mess is real life.

    • @nativenation11
      @nativenation11 5 лет назад +1

      all the way real too many times have ish been stolen and they help look for it!!

    • @cornlips7247
      @cornlips7247 5 лет назад

      @@nativenation11 for some reason they looking hard as all get out and are just as upset as you that something is missing... lmao

    • @nativenation11
      @nativenation11 5 лет назад +1

      @@cornlips7247 bwahhhahah hahhahahha

    • @moebizjaw1532
      @moebizjaw1532 5 лет назад +1

      @@cornlips7247 get to calling people, asking where somebody else at. knowing damn well.

    • @SVNT0
      @SVNT0 4 года назад +4

      My crackhead uncle still mad at me cause i wouldn’t buy a microwave off him at 2am 😂

  • @robynjensen274
    @robynjensen274 3 года назад +1

    I Love him and have dearly missed watching him perform. So glad he popped up on my view.

  • @Kcali111
    @Kcali111 5 лет назад +27

    Thank u for this tracy,
    shit was funny af and real. Thank u. I love when comedians address real life shit and put it a way that people can laugh instead of putting lawsuits on others.

  • @ZobethC
    @ZobethC 5 лет назад +4

    “Coolio would do the whole tour for $225” 😂 😆 daaaaaaamn!

  • @thecheck4879
    @thecheck4879 4 года назад +32

    Wow,that toilet paper joke hits home right now.1:44

  • @user-gj6lm9zv9s
    @user-gj6lm9zv9s 5 лет назад +11

    He kill me with that Coolio line oh my God LMAO 😂😂 😂😅

  • @toneeh1307
    @toneeh1307 5 лет назад +4

    "Coolio said he would do the tour for 225 dollars" lmfaooo

  • @christineschnitzka823
    @christineschnitzka823 3 года назад +3

    Substitute the word darkie sometimes 🤣🤣 Tracy you are priceless!

  • @slongel
    @slongel 5 лет назад +54

    Good to see you back and well Tracy.

    • @Janine.Najarian
      @Janine.Najarian 5 лет назад +2

      This is old, homie

    • @thicky
      @thicky 5 лет назад +1

      this is really old sista long before the accident

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 5 лет назад

      Amen!

    • @InnaVitamina777
      @InnaVitamina777 5 лет назад

      @@thicky he had one after the accident too bay.. Wearing all white I wanna say

  • @harleyb-ham266
    @harleyb-ham266 5 лет назад +1

    Nice to see and hear Tracy back in action!!

  • @dudewithtits
    @dudewithtits 3 года назад

    This was funnier than any combined specials I’ve seen in a decade.

  • @YoungMal504
    @YoungMal504 4 года назад +11

    He knew about Corona lol

  • @Scyber_Official
    @Scyber_Official 4 года назад +7

    That Coolio joke at the very end - My friend met him and got him to sign his bus pass and Coolio wrote "Ghetto Pass, Stay Cool, Coolio"

  • @johnnyspeed8852
    @johnnyspeed8852 3 года назад +2

    This was literally much more funny than I thought it would be.
    I actually LOL'd...

  • @InnaVitamina777
    @InnaVitamina777 5 лет назад

    I love Tracy! Pure gold!

  • @wallysmithii117
    @wallysmithii117 5 лет назад +19

    "Gayle King got one!!". I hollard.

  • @malwd6321
    @malwd6321 5 лет назад +12

    That spam key universal lmao I'm dead

  • @realchill3515
    @realchill3515 Год назад +4

    God he was so freaking hilarious in the longest yard 🤣

  • @Hi.Im.Levi.
    @Hi.Im.Levi. 5 лет назад +144

    *original air date 2014

  • @sebprovision
    @sebprovision 5 лет назад +12

    Some of the best material I've seen from Tracy. Tight material!

  • @radiogirl6859
    @radiogirl6859 5 лет назад +6

    Paule Deen was my favorite show on Food Network! I haven't really watched it since

    • @sunrae7680
      @sunrae7680 4 года назад

      Me too. She's still around though. Selling stuff. Her face makes me sick.

  • @kb7661
    @kb7661 3 года назад

    2:56 papa John looking like, “see I told you” 😂

  • @JDog108
    @JDog108 5 лет назад +11

    damn this is too good

  • @keetopuffs
    @keetopuffs 5 лет назад +4

    Me and my sister once went into a chicken place and ordered a hundred pieces of chicken for a surprise wedding party. The guy at the front counter was all nervous looking at us and said he had to ask his manager if he could do it and the manager smiled and said if these nice women want a hundred pieces of chicken sell them one hundred pieces of chicken!!

  • @SilTintellect
    @SilTintellect 3 года назад +5

    Still the best Tracy Morgan set of all time!

    • @poptrunkonu
      @poptrunkonu 2 года назад

      Have you seen Black and Blue ?

  • @southernsass2937
    @southernsass2937 5 лет назад

    Tracy is still @it. 😂 Glad to see ya doing well.

  • @elenebarnhill3430
    @elenebarnhill3430 5 лет назад +1

    Lovely E. Hilarious. I remember seeing Tracy so many times on burnside ave.

  • @robtathome
    @robtathome 5 лет назад +9

    I can totally see Tracy Morgan as a prepper

  • @FedorMachida
    @FedorMachida 5 лет назад +36

    Brian Fellows was his funniest character.

  • @tasheenacherry9167
    @tasheenacherry9167 4 года назад +1

    Lmao @ Coolio said he'd do the whole your $225🤦😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @foxhazhax4845
    @foxhazhax4845 3 года назад

    Man this set is fire. A+

  • @amberparker9883
    @amberparker9883 5 лет назад +24

    I hope everyone truly appreciates The Genius of Tracy Morgan 💯❤✔

  • @internziko
    @internziko 5 лет назад +13

    I literally started clapping alone in my living room at the coolio bit

    • @internziko
      @internziko 5 лет назад

      @Equinsu Ocha! Indeed i did, friend..

  • @ctentertainment1856
    @ctentertainment1856 2 года назад

    Spam key is universal 😆 🤣 😂

  • @pinonXO
    @pinonXO 2 года назад +1

    This is genuinely funny 😆

  • @buttahscotchkisses3133
    @buttahscotchkisses3133 5 лет назад +4

    Same 😂😂😂 got a bike with the basket and the streamers and the horn. Then they stole it back to get high 😣

  • @Opine_Divine
    @Opine_Divine 5 лет назад +13

    That Oprah bit tho 😂💀

  • @iggypopisgod9
    @iggypopisgod9 4 года назад +1

    Absolute comedic gold

  • @BaconNCereal
    @BaconNCereal 5 лет назад +2

    A living legend

  • @TheAustinGuy
    @TheAustinGuy 5 лет назад +6

    Comics need to learn from this man. Genius.

  • @marathonlady1446
    @marathonlady1446 4 года назад +3

    Too, too funny! God bless him so happy he is well.

  • @Joelontugs
    @Joelontugs 3 года назад +1

    Dam he called that toilet paper deal like he had a time machine lol

  • @indigobeauty1
    @indigobeauty1 Год назад +1

    😂🤣 he's just wht i need when I'm stressed

  • @MountTheodore72
    @MountTheodore72 5 лет назад +5

    Tracy reminds me of a modern day Flip Wilson.

  • @thephoenix2176
    @thephoenix2176 5 лет назад +3

    Tracy you leave my Hammer Hammer Hammer Time Alone he coming to Philly in August!

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 5 лет назад

    DUDE IS INSANE ! Always loved his comedy !

  • @lynnwhitehead6439
    @lynnwhitehead6439 5 лет назад

    love this guy funny af

  • @mathulizagoba2103
    @mathulizagoba2103 5 лет назад +5

    Alla Dat...love his New York accent

  • @markskonecki2050
    @markskonecki2050 2 года назад +3

    He's one of the funniest out there!!! Lol

  • @BobbySacamano
    @BobbySacamano 2 года назад

    The "which word is worse" bit is brilliant

  • @suzannereilman4516
    @suzannereilman4516 5 лет назад

    ...luuuuuv Tracy...alla time he tellin’his stories, I’m hearin’ “Nawwww, I’ma tell you how it izzz”/Bernie Mac in the background..;)!