Part Two: Christopher Columbus: Bringer of the Apocalypse | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @THEHAR0LD
    @THEHAR0LD Месяц назад +5

    This guy claimed to be a Christian, but he met people living "with no knowledge of evil" who seem happy and healthy, have great food, are naked, and live peacefully. He basically found an Earthly Eden, and decided to re-enact the fall of man.

  • @AzraNoxx
    @AzraNoxx 10 месяцев назад +19

    A note on old timey language "trifling" can mean "treating this like it is a trifle" aka "he's acting like this is nothing, but it's a big deal"

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 6 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, I read that as a negative assesment of Columbus. Really causing offense and enmity as though it were trivial.

  • @someone_stole_my_handle
    @someone_stole_my_handle 10 месяцев назад +66

    You think he would understand that people from geographically close places are not all the same, and people from one village often hate the people the next village over with a murderous passion, being from 1400's Italy and all

    • @EvilGenius007
      @EvilGenius007 10 месяцев назад +15

      Thank C'thulu that ~550 years later everyone looks at the people around them and thinks "This person is complex and valuable in the same way I'm complex and valuable, and we are not defined by our differences."

    • @Virjunior01
      @Virjunior01 8 месяцев назад +1

      But they were brown and he needed money and God wanted it to happen!

  • @kevinkorenke3569
    @kevinkorenke3569 10 месяцев назад +36

    "Don't be afraid."
    Remind me of Mars attacks when they are running around with the translator telling everybody not to run.

    • @TheDarthbinky
      @TheDarthbinky 10 месяцев назад +1

      "Don't run, we're your friends"

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 месяцев назад +1

      WE COME IN PEACE.
      WE COME IN PEACE.
      WE COME IN PEACE.

    • @engelbejarano5598
      @engelbejarano5598 8 месяцев назад

      Martians need hammocks...

  • @jamesbowditch3241
    @jamesbowditch3241 9 месяцев назад +12

    Awesome. My PR wife has Taino in her heritage, and says it Thai-ee-know...

    • @portmantologist
      @portmantologist 6 месяцев назад +4

      I don't know how long you've been listening to BTB, but correcting Robert's pronunciation is an exercise in futility.

    • @youmukonpaku3168
      @youmukonpaku3168 5 месяцев назад

      to the extent where when he gets something non-Anglophone correct, it's a surprise.

    • @portmantologist
      @portmantologist 5 месяцев назад

      @@youmukonpaku3168 Sometimes even to him.

    • @BlahAnger
      @BlahAnger Месяц назад

      My geat grandmother is Arowak.

  • @origami_dream
    @origami_dream 10 месяцев назад +17

    What the... i'm not the *most* up on this part of history but i've *never* encountered the idea that "the natives were .... speaking gibberish". That's... mind-boggling. Some people just assumed they were making meaningless noises that couldn't possibly be words? Enough that realizing otherwise was noteworthy? I... wow.
    Like, i know more about Cortes, who definitely knew by then that yeah these noises were language. And these markings were writing. And needed to be destroyed. Insert a massive tragic cultural genocide that still upsets me to think about all the knowledge lost. Like, i dunno that we can call that *better* but... the utter casual dehumanization of "hey do you think maybe these primitives' grunts are actually some form of communication?" just... ow.

  • @ZBott
    @ZBott 10 месяцев назад +9

    Don't be afraid? That's a bricking.

  • @seanhall8686
    @seanhall8686 10 месяцев назад +9

    Are you saying the documentary "1492: Conquest of Paradise" might contain some factual inaccuracies? Well I'm just shocked!

  • @jordanharper5795
    @jordanharper5795 10 месяцев назад +10

    Hey guys. Good to see you

  • @portmantologist
    @portmantologist 10 месяцев назад +60

    I'm surprised how credulous you are about the "theological discussion" that Delaney claims Columbus had with one of the natives, especially given your later description of how uninterested Columbus seemed to be in learning the native languages. To the extent that the conversation happened at all, I can only imagine that the two of them were just gesticulating at each other and Columbus inferred some deeper meaning to the exchange.

    • @iain349
      @iain349 10 месяцев назад +10

      Yeah agree he says he couldn’t speak the language how far could he get with hand signals?

    • @lairdhaynes1986
      @lairdhaynes1986 10 месяцев назад +10

      I too found that claim to be of dubious veracity due to the obvious language barrier.

    • @liam3284
      @liam3284 6 месяцев назад +1

      The old man might have been interested in converting columbus.

    • @renwhit100
      @renwhit100 4 месяца назад +1

      I think it's less a matter of how interested the man may have been, and moreso if he had the language to even have that conversation in the first place. Learning a language is hard enough, and there wouldn't be anyone there who was particularly interested in teaching anyone or who knew how to best do that.

  • @liam3284
    @liam3284 6 месяцев назад +1

    Even if gold is valuable, by exchanging it, they expect the spaniards to be in their debt. Different economic "laws" between the two groups.

  • @noop1111
    @noop1111 10 месяцев назад +6

    In 1493, Columbus sailed the ocean sea.

  • @liam3284
    @liam3284 6 месяцев назад

    If the rivers are good, somebody figured out that was a way to stay alive (e.g. make the headwaters a no go area). If the soils are good and productive, there's probably a system or set of practices behind it.

  • @jontobin5942
    @jontobin5942 9 месяцев назад +1

    Still looking for another episode of "What Dinosaur Real Good?"

  • @liam3284
    @liam3284 6 месяцев назад

    The chip shortage continues, but it is random components you wouldn't even think of. High side switch, power management IC, serial interface, LVDS chip used in HDMI. That kind of thing.

  • @Rhomega
    @Rhomega Месяц назад +1

    11:32 Hehe, you said "seamen" and "poop deck".

  • @majestical15
    @majestical15 10 месяцев назад +6

    12:40 fun fact, my indigenous ancestors: The Devil/Satan also came from the heavens.
    So what you can with that information.

  • @havanaradio
    @havanaradio 7 месяцев назад +1

    This guys voice is completely different than when on cracked that's extremely strange.

  • @rachelwebber3605
    @rachelwebber3605 10 дней назад

    Apocalyptic beliefs aren't universal, but what IS very common is European conquerers puffing themselves up to those at home by claiming that the natives believed they were gods. This was such a common trope that some conquerers were highly disappointed when they discovered that the native leaders whom they thought they'd impressed with their self-proclaimed godhood didn't actually believe the conquerers to be divine, and were just treated like any other emissary.

  • @joeyrufo
    @joeyrufo 9 месяцев назад +1

    54:36 graphic design was his passion 🤦

  • @SesshyLover777
    @SesshyLover777 10 месяцев назад +6

    His thinking makes MY brain hurt 😩 why did he have to write this shit down lol

  • @chapablo
    @chapablo 2 месяца назад

    53:30 The Zealot formerly known as Christopher.

  • @VooshSpokesman
    @VooshSpokesman 10 месяцев назад +1

    Love from a Alex'O Connor and Vaush fan!

    • @ThatCamel104
      @ThatCamel104 10 месяцев назад

      Ew vaush. Get outta here, democrat!

  • @rothloaf1980
    @rothloaf1980 10 месяцев назад +7

    Because Columbus is dead, "bringer" should probably be "broughter." Sorry to be a stuckler abouted the grammar...

    • @CliffSedge-nu5fv
      @CliffSedge-nu5fv 9 месяцев назад +1

      Dumny, you mispelled stychler off gramer.

    • @glenzacharias4670
      @glenzacharias4670 7 месяцев назад +1

      Don't agree

    • @rothloaf1980
      @rothloaf1980 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@glenzacharias4670 I encourager grammateric discussioning. I say "broughter it on." Life is a dialogatribe.

  • @casspurp
    @casspurp 6 месяцев назад

    Dude... one of the oldest racist colonial myths is that our ancestors thought people like Columbus were gods. Not only did you falsely claim the Taíno all died off, but you perpetuated this myth.
    You do so well and then make such simple settler mistakes.

    • @marigoldz
      @marigoldz 5 месяцев назад +1

      you're definitely right about that being a racist myth, but aren't the Taino extinct as a people, even though their descendants persist?

    • @casspurp
      @casspurp 5 месяцев назад

      @marigoldz How can a people be extinct if they're still alive? That's nonsensical.

    • @vivixion
      @vivixion 17 дней назад

      ​@@casspurpoffshoot cultures descended from the Taino can persist, even if the Taino themselves are now gone. Dinosaurs sure as hell aren't around anymore, but we've got birds.

  • @fabisayshi
    @fabisayshi 2 месяца назад

    I like the expose on shitty people but does it have to be in this horrible podcast format? You spend like 5 minutes talking about video games. IDGAF what you dips do in your personal lives, just stick to the subject.

  • @jaydubaic21
    @jaydubaic21 10 месяцев назад +7

    I’m dying to know the person/company/organization that buys the island that gets bleeped out all the time.

    • @WesPearsall
      @WesPearsall 10 месяцев назад +12

      It's Blue Apron. They've forgotten to bleep it a couple of times. I think he tells someone who asks on one of the live show recordings too.

    • @-user_redacted-
      @-user_redacted- 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@WesPearsallPlus the bit this time about cutting cloth into that apron shape