Granny Simulator
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Yep, you read that right. Granny Simulator. Where you get to live out your best life as a real grandma. Oh, also you're grandchildren are trying to murder you.
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Bob: Senile grandma
Mark: That nice grandma who occasionally cusses
Wade: Sociopath grandma
YEAS😂😂😂😂😂😂
I sadly agree, and this is coming from me: someone's great grandmother told me a version of the "ugly Barnacle" story; which was darker some how when she told it.
mark is the minari grandma
mark: grandma why won't you love me?
wade: well that would imply i have a heart. and i just don't.
@@AngelicHalfblood I know this is an old comment, but im legit curious
Mark: *does nothing*
Bob: listen here you little brat!
*boots mark halfway across the yard*
Bob can make just about anything hilarious
Victor Conway honestly tho
Guys the biggest shot that we can take is show that we can care about our families. Make video showing that you care about your families.
I refuse to mess up this number
Lol
Bob: the cookie grandma
Mark: the alzheimer grandma
Wade: the cougar
HILARIOUS
bob's granny= patrck's granny
mark's granny= wade's (usual) granny
wade's (current) granny= jp's granny
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Nice pfp, friend. Dirk is a fun character
With a twist each!
Bob - Hides sex toys
Mark - Smokes weed
Wade - Holds a deep, unexplainable hatred for her grandchildren
Mark: Sends Lixian the footage
Lixian: "Wtf is this!?"
That's probably what happens every time Mark has Lixian edit something
It’s LixiaM.
@@subi.hwang. congrats, you made lixian cry
@@plushiehamsterr4258 Awh, SORRY LIXIAM
More than usual?
Granny: *can barely walk*
Also Granny: *can launch infants into the next realm*
Yeah-yeet! XD
“Your my least favorite grandson, YEET.”
Granny: *its time to cross the threshold, kid*
*kicks child*
*walk: 10*
*Fetus launch: 100*
Yeetas to the Featas
Markigranny: “Go enjoy the sun”
Also Markigranny: *clotheslines baby wade and punts him into the garage*
Grannyplier
lol
Baby Wade: Okaaaaaaayyy!!!
Grannyplier is Savage
I had a heart attack trying to read this
I’m literally just trying to eat cereal and everytime I look over there’s a baby flying or a granny dying and I’ve almost spat my cereal out like 10 times now
SO STOP EATING CEREAL!!
BUT THE CEREAL IS GOOD
You should know better, if you eat while watching a Mark video, you will choke on it out of laughter
lmao
@@scottieperrine no
I love how Wade is the mildest grandson but the most aggressive, cynical granny.
9:21
I literally can't deal with Wade screaming "Okaaaaaaaaaa-" after getting punted by Grandma Markiplier.
Grandmaplier
*"SO EVEN STEVENS"*
69 funny
Omg, I read this at the moment it happened. Lmao
It even kind of sounded like there was a Doppler effect as he flew away. 😂
Wade: "can you interact with me?"
Bob: *Yeets him across the room with her leg cannon*
2:07 that's wade saying it
The visual image of a “leg cannon” is unsettling and cool at the same time
Leg cannon
@@masterofadapting *_"SHOTGUN KNEES"_*
@@Mothbean *”S N I P E R H I P S”*
"Grandma's invincable, nerd!"
"Get off the swing, it's not that kind of swing!"
Bob is the best granny
But who has the weed plant?
@@roach951
Mark
"Don't go in the basement that's where Granny keeps her dildos!"
Tru tho
" It's about to get FREAKY "
I love how they don’t scream when they get hit as granny. They just groan in pain.
“don’t aim that... don’t point at me- *ohhhhh noooo...”*
ooohhh god I've been staaaaaabed
Hollow
Well…granny’s been impaled.
i also love “don’t point at me” just the way he says it makes me wheeze
Bob: “I’m a frail old woman.”
Granny: can kick a child with enough force to break doors and launch them into the next dimension.
Steeeeven Universe
Steven universe is le best
*xD*
It’s a fucking joke
F r a i l
Bob’s the kind of grandma that would lace his grandchildren’s cookies
@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash
@@JODRecaps shut up already
@@JODRecaps
*s t o p a d v e r t i s i n g t r a s h y o u s e n t i e n t g a r b a g e c a n*
Wait what does lace mean
With what? Weed or poison?
Grandmother: *Exists*
Grandchildren: So you have chosen death
Peace was never an option.
More like other way around
5:10 the timing with the ding, kick and Bob saying PILLS is just perfect
Granny: *violently kicks child outside*
Me: “Why does she have a cemetery for a yard?”
some questions are better left unanswered lol
She must be a kidnapper and thats why her ‘grandsons’ are trying to kill her, she kidnaps kids and kills them and gets a new batch when they try and kill her
with tiny coffins ... 😂
@@perrrjackson2255 this is not that deep 😂
It was only the Halloween decoration
@@octo1129 thanks for ruining the comment
"Go enjoy the sun!"
kicks him inside
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_nice_
Mark: 9:20 "go enjoy the sun!"
Also him: *boots child into garage.
PS: Bob got the ninja skin because he hit Grandma with the rare black kunai
Oh wow, thanks for the info
It was wade who killed mark with a kunai
@@the40kboyz11 bob hit him with a Kunai then wade killed him with a Kunai
I think the proper name was Grannyplier
@@toxicloafy7914 they all unlocked it though
mark: "granny has to water her WEEEED"
mark an hour later: *looks at peper spray* "is this water"
12:15
Yes! Gotta love when Grandma Mark pepper sprays Wade, and that grand "turd" screams: "AaaaaaaaaH No! My Eyes!!!!! Grannny!!!!!! Their still Developing!!!!!!!!!!"
So beautiful and yet I sadly a bit of my dad's family/ dad's mother if we (me, my sister or any of my many cousins, and their kids) had acted like little devil turds from heaven to her and/or pushed her to the point of pepper spray spraying us, the only problem with this theory/assumption (since no one in my family had pissed her off to that point and if they did I have never heard about it from my dad or relatives) is that she might use something a bit worse and cheaper, like bug spray to the face Lol 😅
Oh man.... I love my dearly departed grandma, and was struggling to graduated college when she died, I had to make a very tough call: go to her funeral, or take the final exam that could make or break my chances of graduating/finishing college.
I decided to stay and take that exam because I knew she would want me to graduate or continue with my education.
And that same week I took that exam, and I passed. I graduated college, in December 2016.
I hope I made her proud and I hope she would laugh at this commit instead of curse me.
Sorry Grandma, love you
nah fr tho-
ah yes, *peper spray*
@@AngelicHalfblood RIP your grandma. She sounded like a wonderful woman and I’m sure she’s smiling down on you in heaven.
"Oh no... Oh God... Stop, Drop and Roooooll"
- Grandma Bob 2019
Bob was made for the role of Grandma. His voice is so hilarious 😂
I totes agree! I hope they play this game again, but this time Jack gets invited!
I was made for pennywise
Donielle Love lol
@@a_fan_of_matildas YESSSSSSSSSS that would hilarious.
Donielle Love absolutely! He’s so funny
Bob: "everything hurts"
Granny: *hurts*
Granny is my everything
Mark: "Grandma, please, just love me."
Wade: "I- I don't, I won't, I can't."
Mark: "Why?"
Wade: "Well, that would imply that I have a heart, and I just don't."
I almost choked on my pepsi at that, there's a lot of emotions that were produced from this scene, most of them good. Some confusing.
14:26
That mean, for the type of grandma Wade is she sold her soul to the devil giving him her heart in exchange for a leg cannon.
Pepsi supremacy
Grandma: Trying to pick up eggs
Grandchildren: *trying to kill her*
Family bonding ❤
The beauty of grandchildren will really *kill ya!*
@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash
@JODishere get out of all the comment sections
I am not a fan of fortnite
8:13
mark: *granny has to water her WEEEEEEEEEED*
me: *dies laughing*
I'm still wonder what song he play after that too lmao
I was laughing to death the whole video
ok
Or:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
My grandmother tho
Granny/Bob: "I cant seem to do anything"
*THROWS CHILD*
“Well your a shit grandson so even stevens”
I’m gonna use that on my future grandchildren lol
*same*
I still find that hilarious 😂
Go enjoy the sun *launches baby into upper stratosphere*
same lol
*9:24
Granny: gets a knife on the leg*
Mark: Ladadi ladadu
Wade screaming "okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" as he is launched into the seventh dimension is the best thing to exist
what moment it was???
@@justanotherspookyskeleton 9:21
@@ScopeGuardPony thanks
reminds me of in pokémon when team rocket gets punted into the atmosphere
Granny: frail looking woman
Also granny: waters weed and kicks infants into the next life
Every time Mark would use his energy to walk fast, I always think of: “You’ll never catch me Krabs! Not when I shift into maximum overdrive!”
HIYA!
@@chemssss2790i knew should've gotten the turbo......
5:10- "I know where my PILLS (Metal smacking noise) are!"
Possibly the best kick in the entire video
*Critical Hit!*
It's pronounced *_C L A N G_*
That had me cackling 😂 I rewatched it so many times
@@electricanimations6183 Only the one shortly after 16:01 is funnier ^^
Mark: casually grabbing kettle
Mark: looks back
Flying baby has joined the battle
The chat*
its a smash bros meme i think
Does That mean Granny snapped?
Oh man! What if those pills are meant to surpass her power kicks!
(But by the way Grandma Bob acted, I'm afraid to say those pills have a lot very strange "side effects")
*looks at pill bottle and sees the microscopic print*
Me reading off the label: "Warning: this medication may cause very extreme mood swings, kinky desires , more dementia then the average elderly patient, and in very rare cases extreme psychosis and hostility"
*looks at the files of the Grandmothers*
Me: "yeah.... I can see that. No wonder these three grannies all had twin Grandsons,
who killed them.
Dam. Those poor brats, they sadly saved us and made us all realize...
This is why Retirement homes were MaDE!!!!!!!!!!"
Granny Mark: "Oh, the language made me fall"
Granny Mark less than 2 seconds later: *"Granny has to water her WEEEEEEED!"*
Wade: loyal grandson (ish)
Mark: deceptive grandson
Bob: aggressive grandson
*Ok, can we all just agree Bob was the funniest playing as grandma*
Sooooo true.
Yesss i agree🤣
I 100% agree XD
so true correct
No we can't
Petition to have Bob make a granny asmr cooking video.
Way too realistic.
Yeah😂
Mark: “Grandma, your pill.”
*raises grenade”
Bob: “I took my pill-“
*throws + explodes*
Bob: “-OOooOooOooOoOoOoOoO!”
"I KNOW WHERE MY *PILLS ARE* "
STOP LIKING THIS HE IS JUST WRITING DOWN WHAT HAPPENED IN THE VIDEO THIS DOESNT DESERVE LIKES
@@cndvdxyhjblbilg Welcome to the comment section
eat it How about you dislike it and move along?
i literally died at this part
Bob: “You’re not my grandson, that one on the counter is my grandson.”
Wade: “Granny can you interact with me?”
Me: *casually dying of laughter*
They should play this with Seán in a long Mega Episode
Jack*
@@cindervee478 No OnE cArEs
Perhaps
James Nowell seán*
James Nowell, Seán*
2:08
Wade: "Granny, can you interact with me?"
3 seconds later:
Granny: *_YEET!_*
Mhm yeet a word that's totally still funny mhmmm
@@internetuser4210 Millennials for ya.
Funny meme word haha laugh
ok zoomer
awmehgoddd ok moomer
@@engrishpls5040 ok memer
This game is literally just “Who’s Your Daddy” but in reverse.
TillyC06
Who’s Your Granny
The prequel to Granny
Who’s you’re mommy
I think it’s made by the same people
The house looks familiar
Now you have 777 likes good luck
Each granny in less than ten words:
Bob: “I’ve got a present for you, it’s my AaAaaAAASS!”
Mark: “Granny has to water her weeeeeed.”
Wade: “I hate all of you-“
Edit: holy shit that’s a lot o’ likes- Thanks guys 😁
That moment with Bob is literally my favorite part of the whole video. 😂
@@etps4444 Same lol
Wade was funnier
And ninja grandson
I just wanna make fanart of Bob, Wade, and Mark being grannies because I just laugh so hard whenever I watch this video 😂
Bob: Horny Grandma
Mark: Doting Grandma
Wade: Aggressive Grandma
the three granny horsewomen lmao
just sean left and it's complete
@@flaming.river. You might wanna research the meaning of "doting" plus rewatch Markiplier attitude
Edit: Why did you delete your comment, btw?
More like mark is the stupid grandma.
Wade is the bully grandma
And i don't know about Bob lol
Bob: I’ve got a present for you! It’s my aAAaaAsSs
Markimoo: I’m playing pacifist!
Wade: *I hate all of you.*
I think you mixed up Wade and Bob lol
Bob: I’m a frail old women
*2 seconds later*
Bob: kicks wade with the force of Jesus
yeah jesus sure punted his grand kids through the fucking ether
UniqueName what bible are you reading that doesn't have that?
Bob kicked DA CHILD (don’t touch the child) all the way into the nether.
The wrong one appeartenty
@@screm1471 Pretty sure that's in the Apocrypha
Mark: I'm doing pacifist
Also Mark: *Tazes Wade
@Justifier okay boomer
Pacifist Lite
It's just wade, he doesn't count lol
using a taser is pacifist
Bob: The "Fun" Grandma
Mark: The Grandma Who Forgets Things Easily and is very Nice
Wade: The Grandma Who Just Doesn't Give Two Shits and Misses Grandpa A Little Too Much
Mark: being burned alive*
Also mark: My FavoriTe DAncE MovE
That was the funniest part
Holy shit, I just got to this part as I was reading this comment
Those moves are fire though.
10:03
@@DraconicDuelist Those moves were *LIT* dude.
Bob: "C'mere child, a have a present for you, It's my assss." XD
"Granny has to water her weeeed"
When I was a teenager, my weed connect was an old lady that we called Boozin Susan.
8:16
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY! 😎
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts weed is amazing lmao
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts lol weed is amazing
Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts uh alcohol is not better. in fact it’s worse health wise. way worse. and it’s only 10 a g. if you can’t afford that and there is better ways to spend lmaooo that’s sad. it’s 10 a damn g and that’s too much and not worth it? 😂😂
13:00
The level of pride Bob has when he says this is amazing
I desperately want them to play this more. This is too hilarious.
“We playin on the H W E E N Level?”
Eraserhead!
Hinata Shouyou S h u t
s t o p
I love the profile picture :3
Dayum sensei
"I'm playing pacifist" literally punted Wade for the 400th consecutive time not five minutes ago
Not to mention tased him twice for no reason, while casually humming
Well he didn't die so it's okay
4:07 the baby crying and flying by always gets me xDxDxDxD
4:05
"Grandma's naked in here!" *PUNT*
I love these family dynamics.
Mark: Enjoy the sunshine!
*Proceeds to kick the toddler inside*
Underrated
LINDSAY ZHOU its cause he meant moonshine
Kick the baby. Augh!
@Hayden Harpe no, I don't think so
okaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Mark: *throws grenade*
Grenade: *explodes*
Mark: *surprised pikachu face*
@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash
@@JODRecaps please don't be alive anymore
- Albino's video
It looks like a frag grenade. They usually have a fuse you have to cook. But it acts like an impact grenade.
I love how when Jack played this game he found all of the secrets of grandma summoning a demon in the forest on the H’ween level but Mark is just laughing his butt off and just wandering around .
"what would you do if there was a child right in front of you?"
3:29
im ded inside
Spartan kick
2:14 is better 😂
@Alyssa Way no thanks, I'm gay
@@izzybizzy__ they are all fantastic 😂😂😂
Wade: “Want me to tell you about the Cold War?”
Mark: “Yea”
*Wade tases Mark*
Wade: “It was like that, but worse.”
*Launches Mark off the balcony*
@Ellsee Ruby It was the Soviet Union. It was threats about nuclear warfare but never happened, which can be the taser (even though he stunned Mark), and the Space Race also took place, which can be related to Wade launching Mark. So Mark was launched first before Bob. 😂
Vilandra I hope anti matter bombs someday replace nukes, there is no radiation afterwards, but still it would be expensive since it’s so hard to obtain. But still they would not be good
@@wyatt-mv6pd I just wish there would be no weapons of mass destruction at all but that'll never happen lmao
The good old days
@@christopherpauline4176 grandfather?
Something so funny about 16:17 . Just picturing the baby flying through the air as he thinks “Grandma...you promised” XD
Bob: "I threw a knife at her foot"
Knife: Sticks out of Granny's butt cheek
“I’m playing pacifist”
**tasers baby**
I mean he technically still is since he's not killing them
@@craniac3245 im torturing ppl not killing them im pacifist though Right?
More like Laser gun
He tazed wade, that's fine for a pacifist lol
markiplier an I are ferns!!!!
The prequel to granny, this explains why she’s so messed up
It makes so much sense now.
Plot twist she turned into a ghost that’s why granny is whiter then a marshmallow
DrewTheLovable you dare exceed my comments likes
But why is she alive
@@randomfactswoman that fax
“Granny has to water her WEEEED” damn you got a cool grandma
she already has weed
grandma accidentally gave me the wrong brownies now i’m tripping balls
It’s the grandma from the one random horror reaction “grandma if you could stop pranking me”
@@peemaster-uu9qo do you watch Emkay?
@@Slasher_RUclips perhaps
what gave it away lmao
12:13
I can't stop laughing at this part, poor Wade
Wade: OOHH, AAHHH my eyes. Granny they're still developing
“Grandma needs to water her WEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!”
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Mark: "What did I do? I've done nothing!"
Also Mark: *Threw a hammer at granny Bob
Also Also Mark:*Was the first to attack granny while she was trying to pick up some eggs with a bottle to the face.
Mark: “grandma what’s my name?”
Wade: “Uh, Um, Ah...”
Mark: *...throws knife*
Knife: *sinks into Wade’s face*
Wade: *contemplates life*
A knife in the face would make me contemplate death
Megan Anderson very true XD
Actually it was a Kunai
Mark and Wade: Trying to kill Bob
Bob: *EGGS*
Best moment 1:57
Granny's got a present for you! It's my aaAaAAaass!!
I died then XD
Granny can really launch that little infant lol
Also: “Take that, small child!”
LMAO I LOVED THAT
"This games just about killing Granny?"
...
Well, glad to see Mark's mental instability is still hangin' in there.
😂
Mark and Wade as brothers: **Actually working together for once.**
Mark and BoB as brothers: "Nerd!" "Nerd..." "NERD!!" "NEEEEERDDDD!!!!"
*Bob:* Confused granny
*Mark:* Angry granny
*Wade:* Horny granny
@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash
@@JODRecaps why u doing this
@@JODRecaps if fortnite didn't exist some very smart kids that were supposed to be smart would invent interstellar travels.Until youuuuuuuu planted tumors inside their 9 yr old minds
@@JODRecaps Ahh! Why would you do this?
mark wasnt angry! he was oblivious granny
11:42 “your my favorite grandson!”
Baby: *knocks the grandma down the stairs*
11:48
Bob- Hi.
Mark- Hi, oh hello, wayyy.
😂🤣😂🤣
"You're not my favorite grandson anymore"
@@XxIronAvengerxX That was also funny xd
9:18
Mark: “It’s beautiful out, go enjoy the sun!”
*kicks the kid back in the garage*
😂
"OKAaaayyy..."
Claudio Luiz your a bad grandma
@@byronjuarez1439 E V E N S T E V E N S
It's just the dementia it's okay
I think he was trying to kick him through the wall.
This was so hilarious! I laughed every time baby Mark got booted
Bob (as baby) : "kick me "
Mark: I dont want to Im playing pacifist
Mark a mintue or so later : *tazes wade for like the 3rd time*
I’m honestly loving all these recent videos with Wade and Bob
Why does Mark sound like a really old Wilford Warfstache when he’s Granny? XD
@@JODRecaps fortnite is trash
Ianaz, I feel ashamed to have laughed at that.
@@wawawiwa___ Okay,calm down there Satan
JODisHere I’m a little concerned for your well being XD
I've watched this a million times and "You old piece of bitch!" still fucking gets me every time.
Granny:
You’re gonna give me a heart attack
Bab:
*throws a spear and missed*
Granny:
Hah, you missed me by that much
9:44
Playing a horror game and the main monster makes that noise as he runs towards you would be the scariest thing.
"I'm a frail old woman punching these infants" I'm dead
I thought he said punting
Idfk what he said punching, punting , hunting , all the same anyways -_-
Mark: tries to kill grandmama
Mark: gets kicked
Mark “WhAt DiD i Do”
7:42
"Knock Knock"
"Whos there ?"
"THE DOOR !!!!!!"
I love the original
Not anymore. The child broke it with his head
Me: What do we want?
Everyone: *PART 2!!*
Cupckae Drop
“When do we want it?”
“WHENEVER IS MOST CONVENIENT”
Cupckae Drop yea
This is sad. And cringe.
@@stolenmemes7389 i guess it is. >.
@@peacemaker4010 i hate you delete this
Kicks grandchildren like 3 times
"I'm playing pacifist!"
8:20
I’m fucking dying over the visual of a baby walking by his grandma and as soon as she greets him it just detonates randomly
"I won't kill you grandma!"
"That's.. that's.. true love and.. appreciation."
9:17 "Go enjoy the sun" *kicks into garage*
8:26
Mark: *gets hit by a grenade*
Also mark: “I’m pHiNe! pHiT aS a pHiDdLe”
"You want me to tell you about the cold war...?"
*Tazes Mark*
"It was like that....only worse."
😂😂😂😂😂😂
5:51 " I took my pill "
~~last word's from grandma
「 V̳i̳b̳e̳s̳ 」 OOO my god
0:12 Mark: oh she’s....dead
He’s so good at this, he’s won before the game’s even started.
I wanna see Mark Jack and Felix play this like the good ol' who's your daddy times
Yeah, Ken too
Jacks name is sean
And Sean's name is Jack
Yes
Butter Toast sᴀᴄᴋ
Bob: “front or back?”
Wade: “back baby brother!”
Bob and wade - 2019
11:48
Mark : “Habbadeedonado- Hi oh hello wheeeey...”
Bob : “Whooaahahhahahahahaaaha *Wheeze*