Day 805: Ukraïnian Map

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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
  • 9th May 2024. RFs now standing at approximately 478k+ Military Personnel Losses.
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    Creator's Overall Point of View:
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    These analysis videos tend to make commentaries on the shortfalls of an autocratic way of governance, like that of Russia's.
    More over, it's been relatively easy to come across (in my daily research findings) examples of failures of this autocratic system (wherein power is consolidated by one person at the top[Putin]).
    Thereby, creating a system where people within that system are afraid to speak truth to power - an inability for Russian Henchmen/Oligarchs to communicate to the Person at the top - openly, about the critical (pernicious) issues facing their country economically, militarily and technologically.
    ie. An increasingly isolated and unaware Vladimir 'Presitator' Putin.
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    ** Videos created for purposes such as criticism, commenting, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. This content is edited as short excerpts and shared only for the purpose of awareness; all with a dose of Political Satire, and from the perspective of Education & Technology.
    *** Unexpectedly inspired by the political news and educational show stylings of John Oliver & Seth Meyers. Elements of political satire included.
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    I do not condone vioIence. Please note instead that I do support a Country's right to protect and defend its own sovereignty, the right to exist, and maintain its freedom and way of life.
    Peace Out.
    Juzzie Bio:
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    Military Supply Chain
    and Logistics Specialist.
    Technologist.
    Part-Ukraïnian.
    All Love.

Комментарии • 332

  • @waynecrumblin4764
    @waynecrumblin4764 23 дня назад +7

    “No Tanks” luv the Aussie humour mate!👌🍻🇦🇺🇺🇦

  • @user-gr4dy2hn1n
    @user-gr4dy2hn1n 23 дня назад +50

    They didn't bring any of the 10,000 tanks out cuz they don't have any fuel to run them!! Tee-heeee!

  • @davealfdergraue3266
    @davealfdergraue3266 22 дня назад +2

    Your memes are killing me, Juzzie! Greetings from Germany! 🤣🤣🤣👌🇩🇪

  • @DouglasJamesCameron
    @DouglasJamesCameron 23 дня назад +31

    hello from thunder bay ontario canada.

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 23 дня назад +4

      hello from London Ontario Canada

  • @thingamabob3902
    @thingamabob3902 23 дня назад +13

    I obviously don´t know but maybe the Buk-Crew decided to not wait for drones to set them afire ... why waiting for the inevitable if you could do it yourself from a comfortably safe position ? ^^

  • @pszalewski2012
    @pszalewski2012 23 дня назад +19

    I don't feel sorry for Indian soldiers. They know what is going on over Ukraine.

  • @eddieo4978
    @eddieo4978 23 дня назад +15

    Mother nature sending pootino's parade snow today definitely was a bad omen Juzzie

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

      That was lovely. I have only watched pro Ukraine channels showing clips of it and commenting over it with humour, as the whole thing is a toxic farce. I can't stand the sound of the kremlin goblin's voice.

  • @JamesLaserpimpWalsh
    @JamesLaserpimpWalsh 23 дня назад +59

    That Buk set itself on fire as a symbol of protest against vodke prices rising........probly.

    • @bjornstahle4652
      @bjornstahle4652 23 дня назад

      Russian grocery prices match the USA's currently...

    • @blacklion8208
      @blacklion8208 22 дня назад

      But not the salaries

    • @user-mz3in7vo5b
      @user-mz3in7vo5b 22 дня назад

      Price-drop.
      Why not, population is shrinking...

  • @ChristopheJOUAN-qd3xu
    @ChristopheJOUAN-qd3xu 23 дня назад +7

    Very good review of the 2024 edition of the 9th May Parade! 🙂👍
    Interestingly the chinese broadcast of the parade didn't show ANY of all these embarrassing moments for Russia and Putler, except the lone T-34. I wonder why?!? 🤔😆😁
    But you did a nice job with your review, correcting all these "errors" (sic) to restore the truth: the lost shoe during the parade was really the cherry on the cake! 👞👀🚨😂😂😂😂👍

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet 23 дня назад +5

    Haha lol. ----> 12:57
    NOTHING misses your eyes does it, especially not for the "Quick Funnies" of the day...
    😆

  • @rositasultana3958
    @rositasultana3958 23 дня назад +63

    Deeper and deeper 😂
    Slava Ukraini!🎉🎉🎉

  • @jeffreylewis535
    @jeffreylewis535 23 дня назад +2

    Bahaha 😂 8 seater golf buggies lol love it 🤣

  • @nicklindberg90
    @nicklindberg90 23 дня назад +35

    Thanks Juzzie 🫡🇺🇦

  • @darrencorrigan8505
    @darrencorrigan8505 23 дня назад +30

    Thanks, Juzzie. I hope this indicates a new trend of high numbers.

  • @chrisshainoff
    @chrisshainoff 23 дня назад +35

    Another Great One! Thanks again!

  • @timmommens901
    @timmommens901 23 дня назад +16

    Burn Oil refineries 😑😊🔥🔥
    "pas de bras pas de chocolat": Les Intouchables.
    No money no war. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦✌🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    RF internal cascade effect.

  • @dennisprice9191
    @dennisprice9191 23 дня назад +4

    Nice to see Vlad had his mom and dad with him

  • @Vegan_Runner_Aus
    @Vegan_Runner_Aus 23 дня назад +44

    🇦🇺❤️🇺🇦 Thank you Juzzy

  • @farmer82c.52
    @farmer82c.52 23 дня назад +25

    Excellent, Thank you Juzzie!

  • @danlemke6407
    @danlemke6407 23 дня назад

    Thanks, Juzzie. Always my go-to for up to date news on Ukraine. Slava Ukraine. I will be sending more matches to Russia.

  • @cbickel2009
    @cbickel2009 23 дня назад

    This is just so cool to go through. Love it! Keep donating to Ukraine

  • @topherjb1
    @topherjb1 23 дня назад +6

    Love your memes. Creative mind you have.

  • @eifionhowells
    @eifionhowells 23 дня назад +7

    Thanks Juzzie. Which Putler was at the "big" parade? The one in the photo you showed looked decidedly crinkly. An underinflated rubber doll of Bunker Boy? MUGA. Slava Ukraini

  • @Apollonos
    @Apollonos 23 дня назад +24

    Great report, Juzzie! What an embarrassment for Russia! I'm surprised Putin didn't wear a bag over his head from shame.

    • @Gmordor
      @Gmordor 23 дня назад +1

      putin will sale his mother for his paranoia dreams… when he was mishandled on the streets of ruzzia

    • @malcolmgibson5088
      @malcolmgibson5088 22 дня назад +3

      Putin has no shame

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад +2

      He has no feelings. End of. 🤮💩

  • @wimdejong5399
    @wimdejong5399 23 дня назад +7

    Outstanding presentation (as usual) Love It!! Thanks Juzzie.

  • @7screamingdizzbusters
    @7screamingdizzbusters 23 дня назад +14

    Tanks but no tanks 😂

  • @RudolphoAqui
    @RudolphoAqui 22 дня назад +2

    Poland rocks, Tusk is a rockstar

  • @randyshelton-davis9502
    @randyshelton-davis9502 23 дня назад +21

    Great presentation, thanx 😊

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 23 дня назад +15

    "Hey It's me, Putino" 😆

  • @blackterminal
    @blackterminal 23 дня назад +2

    Thank you.

  • @iwade4
    @iwade4 23 дня назад +17

    Ich glaube zum Erfolg an eurer taktik❤️👍👍👍👍👍
    Slava Ukraini👍💯 🕊

  • @richarddarcy6945
    @richarddarcy6945 23 дня назад +2

    Good stuff. Thanks. Russia has a red line for France too? Ironically self serving. Slava Ukraine!

  • @yamaneko-ex8fy
    @yamaneko-ex8fy 23 дня назад +3

    Slava Ukraini!

  • @sammic974
    @sammic974 23 дня назад +6

    that opening funny - the absolute best Fella meme ever!! 😂😂😂

  • @racebiketuner
    @racebiketuner 23 дня назад +3

    How much longer before artillery loss becomes critical?

  • @nameless5413
    @nameless5413 23 дня назад +15

    At this point i am guessing that the tank in parade is personal property of the guy standing in it and is at lease for this showcase because it is unfit for combat.

  • @MrKim-kv2vv
    @MrKim-kv2vv 23 дня назад +17

    Thank you again Juzzi for an updated and entertaining report👍🏻

  • @thomaswiegmann4184
    @thomaswiegmann4184 23 дня назад +2

    Keep counting of trucks. No trucks no logistics. No logistics no ammo etc

  • @wunderful78
    @wunderful78 23 дня назад +1

    Absolutely based reporting 😅

  • @jameswilliams9655
    @jameswilliams9655 23 дня назад +70

    Thanks Juzzie. The most objective coverage of the conflict I have found. Thank you. Slava Ukraine.

  • @itwasntme9687
    @itwasntme9687 23 дня назад +10

    Thank you, Juzzie! 💙💛

  • @tclanjtopsom4846
    @tclanjtopsom4846 23 дня назад +1

    Same guy driving the 1 parade tank. 😂😂😂

  • @AlexM2004AD
    @AlexM2004AD 23 дня назад +13

    what a tiny tiny wittle tank. so sweet.

    • @gregwatkins2525
      @gregwatkins2525 23 дня назад +1

      Add the same thought it look like a freaking toy

    • @Apollonos
      @Apollonos 23 дня назад +2

      The T-34 was considered a very formidable tank ... in
      WW II.

  • @christopherwebb7245
    @christopherwebb7245 22 дня назад

    Thanks, Juzzie Boy!

  • @MrMezmerized
    @MrMezmerized 23 дня назад +6

    I find it amazing that those slow drones can just happily fly so far into Russia.

    • @nicholasconder4703
      @nicholasconder4703 22 дня назад

      I'm not. I remember back in 1987 when Matthias Rust, a West German teenager, flew a Cessna from Helsinki into the USSR, landing on Red Square in Moscow. The Soviets (Russians) claimed they tracked the plane all the way into Russia, but based on their previous shooting down of other aircraft that violated their air space, I really question whether they detected the plane or not.

  • @gerryhouska2859
    @gerryhouska2859 23 дня назад +2

    Thanks, poo tin's orcs, for the laughs!

  • @atomic3141
    @atomic3141 23 дня назад +1

    Cheers!

  • @jojojojo2529
    @jojojojo2529 23 дня назад +4

    Thanks , Juzzie

  • @GARDENER42
    @GARDENER42 23 дня назад +15

    Yay!

  • @hellsraider7746
    @hellsraider7746 23 дня назад +4

    thanks Juzzie, France is hot to enter the conflict, Africa is the target of France, they not happy Russia 's influence has kicked them out.

  • @patrickmcgeough2969
    @patrickmcgeough2969 23 дня назад +1

    Cheers

  • @Corvaire
    @Corvaire 23 дня назад

    All those refinery workers are telling two friends, and their telling two friends, etc., etc..

  • @LaramieWY730
    @LaramieWY730 22 дня назад +1

    Thank you Juzzie! It is hard seeing President Zelenskyy wearing glasses. I love your mocking of putler's pathetic parade. Thirty eight minute presentation of sadness.😂🇺🇸🇺🇦

  • @bigolboomerbelly4348
    @bigolboomerbelly4348 23 дня назад +3

    It's not a parade if there's only one tank.

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

      Looks like poopty will go down in history as the one who destroyed the glory of the May 9 parade.

  • @volkerr.
    @volkerr. 23 дня назад +18

    The last picture- Putin asking Selenskyi to borough some equipment back.. 😂😂😂😂 great Comedy Juzzie

    • @michaelsmith7425
      @michaelsmith7425 23 дня назад +2

      Yeah one of the best in a while 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @owenlloyd2528
    @owenlloyd2528 23 дня назад +4

    lol. Loved it. Thanks for a good vid (as always)

  • @youtubeurevil
    @youtubeurevil 23 дня назад +10

    muga!

    • @gregwatkins2525
      @gregwatkins2525 23 дня назад

      Being from Florida I know exactly what you mean way to go Moscow Marge😅

  • @tclanjtopsom4846
    @tclanjtopsom4846 23 дня назад

    Spotty precipitation, 😂 are you on the 🍺 again mate.😂

  • @robertamity3563
    @robertamity3563 23 дня назад +2

    478,729😵🇷🇺⚰️🪦👍🇺🇦!

  • @macdodd
    @macdodd 23 дня назад +5

    You always brighten my day Thank you

  • @jordanrex4730
    @jordanrex4730 23 дня назад +12

    Juzzie your voice sounds nicer! You been feeling better than usual?

    • @AutocracyTV
      @AutocracyTV  23 дня назад +8

      Yeah J-Rex, I think so. Started protein shakes just today. I feel like I have more energy or something. But who knows, let's see how I sound tomorrow 😅

  • @rowanhaigh8782
    @rowanhaigh8782 23 дня назад +2

    Thanks Juzzie. ❤

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 23 дня назад +16

    'no tanks' 😂😂😂

  • @g-bo1332
    @g-bo1332 23 дня назад +2

    Always great!! Thanks Juzzie!!

  • @kennethkult7681
    @kennethkult7681 23 дня назад +1

    Thanks dude.

  • @brburnham61
    @brburnham61 23 дня назад +3

    I look forward to your daily (almost) updates, Juzzie! Thanks for all you do!

  • @NAFO_MythicPlague
    @NAFO_MythicPlague 23 дня назад +5

    Great show my friend

  • @jeanredman-roberts5604
    @jeanredman-roberts5604 22 дня назад

    The opening scene with the dogs might trigger one of our South Dakota politicians, so maybe black out all the feeds to South Dakota. Good curation as usual.

  • @g3air3
    @g3air3 23 дня назад +11

    good one

  • @RudolphoAqui
    @RudolphoAqui 22 дня назад +1

    Super special celebration of patriotic success of special 3 day special military operation

  • @sharonlawrence6421
    @sharonlawrence6421 23 дня назад +1

    Where’s the turtle tanks in the orc parade?

  • @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594
    @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 23 дня назад +15

    Putins wife (12.08) the lady on the right looks very happy 😂😂😂

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 23 дня назад +5

      She aged a lot this last years.

    • @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594
      @d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 23 дня назад +7

      @@carlossaraiva8213 Putin hogging the Botox 😂

    • @carlossaraiva8213
      @carlossaraiva8213 23 дня назад +1

      @@d.i.l.l.i.g.a.f.594 not a man who shares that one.

    • @lightweave
      @lightweave 23 дня назад +4

      That was hist wife? I thought it was Kyrill. What a remarkable resemblance.

    • @EinFelsbrocken
      @EinFelsbrocken 23 дня назад +3

      I... I thought that was his mom 😅

  • @Wolfje9346
    @Wolfje9346 23 дня назад +2

    Thanks Juzzie!😊

  • @RudolphoAqui
    @RudolphoAqui 22 дня назад +1

    France rocks and Macron is a rock star.

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

      I would love to see Zelensky ask for this help.

  • @carolwilliams8511
    @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

    Love the opening meme. Those lovely doggies speak for me. 😊

  • @petertyson4022
    @petertyson4022 23 дня назад +1

    👽👍. Slava Ukrani 🇺🇦💕✊😷

  • @jojojojo2529
    @jojojojo2529 23 дня назад +3

    Cold days in Mozzcough ...

  • @Sugarmountaincondo
    @Sugarmountaincondo 22 дня назад +1

    Thumbs up for the missing shoe in the parade, I totally missed it 😛

    • @carolwilliams8511
      @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

      The shoe is such a comic twist. Jake Broe pointed that out too.

  • @erichinkle8522
    @erichinkle8522 23 дня назад +1

    Is Moscow stating that if French troops fight in Ukraine supposed to be a red line?

  • @carolwilliams8511
    @carolwilliams8511 20 дней назад

    The parade of one tank and a shoe 😂😅

  • @akeandersson6618
    @akeandersson6618 23 дня назад +1

    Thank you!

  • @wrayday7149
    @wrayday7149 23 дня назад +1

    Oh there were edits.... Russia went from bright sunny cloudless day in one shot to overcast and snowing, to bright sunny with scattered clouds in the span of 20 seconds. Pretty sure some Dignitary/crowd shots were reused....
    When the Jets flew over.... well, they were bright and sunny, then they cut to another set of jets flying over streaming the Russian colors on a heavily overcast day and back to the jets on a clear cloudless day.
    But I am a bit upset that Ukraine didn't do something to trigger Air Defense Alarms in Moscow.......

  • @taciodasilva8291
    @taciodasilva8291 23 дня назад +2

    All heavy equipment stored by some years will have strong deterioration in their ruber or plastic parts. Rust will attack key metal components also. From more than 40 heavy duty trucks stored in a closed ware house we could recover only 15 with all others left for spare parts and even then the most important and sensitive parts werent available for replacement.

  • @lumax3009
    @lumax3009 23 дня назад +5

    Juzzie is Top 👍💪🤘🙏

  • @philster6383
    @philster6383 23 дня назад +4

    THANKS JUZZIE!!!!

  • @rogerj.reinke6224
    @rogerj.reinke6224 23 дня назад +1

    Good one Juzzie.....Wheres your tanks Mr Putin ??????????Roger Wombat

  • @snoopyloopy
    @snoopyloopy 22 дня назад

    Looks like that artillery number is creeping up at about 0.3% a day so just about two more months until they're going to start hitting the 100% of stocks point...

  • @dannydetonator
    @dannydetonator 23 дня назад +1

    The most upbeat voice reporting on the most depressing topic.. at least most depressing sight of our adversaries on their biggest celebration really warrants the voice.
    Слава Украïнi🔱

  • @lightweave
    @lightweave 23 дня назад +7

    At the end of 2023 they crossed 400k. Now it took them only half a year for another 100k. P. is really fighting until the last Russian.

    • @briseboy
      @briseboy 23 дня назад +1

      Read my comment on the orcs who died. While not quantitative, nor specific - it does not identify Buryats, for example, the actual rah-rah russians compose only part of their dead.

    • @bjornstahle4652
      @bjornstahle4652 23 дня назад

      @@briseboy Russian had (repeat had) a male population ages 20-30 of about 7 million. Most of those have fled.

  • @christophermurphy4511
    @christophermurphy4511 23 дня назад +5

    It would be great if French troops secured all Ukrainian borders with Belarus and Transnistria! That would free up Ukrainian troops AND the French would only be on defensive positions. Seems legit to me.

  • @pwrrpw319
    @pwrrpw319 22 дня назад

    🇺🇦 🇦🇺 #Heroyamslava! , #SlavaUkrani 🇺🇦 🇦🇺

  • @denniswilder3878
    @denniswilder3878 22 дня назад

    The parade kept going around the block. The Russian t.v. Showed the same guy (only guy with huge mustache) about 28 times. Marching in the parade.

  • @brianv1988
    @brianv1988 23 дня назад +5

    Was that shoe doing a reenactment of last year's parade with the T14😅

  • @user-fz6pg4mt9b
    @user-fz6pg4mt9b 23 дня назад +4

    Cheers juzzie slava ukraini 🇺🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @MARTINHEMEYER
    @MARTINHEMEYER 22 дня назад

    SLAVA UKRAINI

  • @user-mf9tj8hs7w
    @user-mf9tj8hs7w 23 дня назад

    Juzzie, u r amazing! Now, when can u provide % losses for: tanks, air defense systems, MLRSs, etc? Those are stats that would REALLY hit home. Thanks 4 all the hard work u r doing - this is a monumental achievement.

  • @henrybutchy3242
    @henrybutchy3242 23 дня назад +3

    Thank you J

  • @guysars1533
    @guysars1533 23 дня назад +4

    Super great video again. keep it up.. Thanks

  • @terrytunney8298
    @terrytunney8298 23 дня назад +3

    if the French foreign legion comes in there they will kick ass

  • @NiNiDonut
    @NiNiDonut 23 дня назад +9

    Best drone 👍🏻 Ukraine 🇺🇦👍🏻

    • @NiNiDonut
      @NiNiDonut 22 дня назад

      Thank you for 👍🏻 & ❤️ 😊