Sorry we had to *_end that school's whole career_* ... Share this with someone who would like it! Or, listen to it on Spotify! 👉 open.spotify.com/track/7nt4K4O5dzJCxVq0raKHxm or Apple Music 👉 itunes.apple.com/us/album/safety-school-harvard-diss-track/1460694451
@Giovanni Gutierrez you cant just tell people that. ill fucking use any loans if i got into stanford. your point is wierd telling people not to go to a top 20 school in the entire world is absurd
“We’re so magnetic, you wanna stay current? You’ll need the right hand rule” I never thought I hear a physics related bar in a rap song but here we are and I love it
Itachi Uchiha thanks I appreciate the suggestions. Other then the insults to my taste in music. I don’t listen to “garbage mainstream rap”. In fact I don’t listen to a lot of rap in general I mostly just stumbled upon this by accident. I mostly listen to orchestral compositions.
that last Asian dude really spoke straight facts lmaoo. i remember talking with my dad and I'm half asian and he goes "you better tell them ( harvard ) you're 100% caucasian in which I replied "but I want to praise being again" and he said "hardvard wont accept you as what you wanna be, it's a fake out."
Seriously though, I’m half asian as well and both of my parents told me to write caucasian. Honestly, I’m just going to write biracial/multiracial/other.
or some name like Jinwei. Technically anybody from Asia really. Indians, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, even middle eastern to an extent. This asian bias gotta stop
These Stanford tech students cracked youtubes algorithm so that all of us got this in our recommended feed. After all, youtube is owned by google and 2:49
i mean... for legacies and rich kids, it is a safety school. as long as you have a fine gpa (all bs and above) and a ok sat(1450) you can easily get into harvard if you are legacy
*_furiously fills out Stanford application_* Nvm I’m not getting in anywhere Edit: my most liked comment is about me being a bitter Asian kid thanks guys
@@njc119 all the other Ivy Leagues had been involved in an admissions scandal (people using money to buy their way in and stuff) at the time, and Harvard was the only exception, so what the guy said was on point lol. At the end they had a close-up shot of his face just like sitcoms, which is kinda comical haha
@@FleetStreetSingers loved this video so much, but to be fair, someone from my school donated 20 million dollars to get into stanford so i think y'all might be a bit hypocritical
Sorry we had to *_end that school's whole career_* ... Share this with someone who would like it!
Or, listen to it on Spotify! 👉 open.spotify.com/track/7nt4K4O5dzJCxVq0raKHxm
or Apple Music 👉 itunes.apple.com/us/album/safety-school-harvard-diss-track/1460694451
hi im first comment
why tf is this not trending???
No u
Can you add this to your spotify
It’s on its way through distribution right now! Expect it in the next few days.
Harvard: *exists*
Stanford Street Fleet: _I’m about to end this school’s whole career_
3k views no comments cool
alex most amazing comment I’ve ever read
alex well yes, but actually no
@@thetechnocrat6388 yeah I know we are the 0.08% of people who have liked this comment
*pop
Noice
Harvard sat there bragging about their 400 year existence
Oxford sat there chilling about their coming up to 1,000 years of yeeting
Trinity College, Cambridge says hello! Combining 800 years of Cambridge tradition with actual academic greatness ;)
Oxlong College > Oxford University
@@zomgpy6870 We do enjoy Cambridge, actual we just stan UK history and universities.
taxila university?
i heard it was very old.
@@millionairemindsetpronto Ohh I have never heard of it
When I get rejected from Harvard but accepted by Stanford:
U and me broda
Haha, the real irony for me is that I'm going to Harvard med after Stanford undergrad.
Your profile pic fits in perfectly with the situation... Lol
Sun wtff bro you got the biggest brain
I don't even got accepted in high school
*Me, at a community college*
"Yeah Harvard sucks. Those guys are stupid."
At least you're not wasting the same amount of money as Harvard on a mid tier state school.
Sam Millwood well lots of people go to Harvard for free soooo...
@Alex Mulvihill that's not what they're saying, re read it.
Alex Mulvihill he’s saying they cost the same, however it would be dumb to waste the amount of money you spend at Harvard on a mid tier state school.
Lmaoo
I graduated from Harvard and my wife graduated from Stanford. She sent this to me today.
Lool
Oh my god😂😂👏👏👏
Wu Daniel omg lol😂😂
Lolz
Congrats on being married
*me, a freshman in highschool:* yeah harvard sucks haha
arienne do the best you can avoid b’s on reports cards let the plague
Uba fix your grammar bro
Uba_ HaveHope let the plague do what, my guy
I meant like the plague and I forgot to capitalize Do
*Laughs in sophomore* Freshie, but I agree with you
Me, studying at a no-name school in the Midwest:
"Wow, you really got 'em. Those Harvard guys are so dumb."
Zak Fahey WHATTA MOOD
Yaiiiiiiixxxx
Me at IU
S&T I'm guessing?
@Giovanni Gutierrez you cant just tell people that. ill fucking use any loans if i got into stanford. your point is wierd telling people not to go to a top 20 school in the entire world is absurd
This shit slaps harder than my dad when I got rejected from Princeton
I laughed so loud
What college were you accepted into
Its ok bud
Should I laugh or cry?
this shit isnt even close to smacking
The guy who made the “Harvard please accept me” rap
VS
These guys
UberVilla they should battle rap.
he got rejected, he'll be joining these guys now
Harvard has history?
*Laughs in Oxford*
400 years is a lot more than your little country ball culture
Laughs in Cambridge*
Laughs in England *
@@kateharrison7952 Yeah Cambridge is in England dipshit
Just laughs
Slaps harder than my future rejection from stanford
me
Me
Anyone waiting their REA results?
Hongyi Zhang dying smh
The fact that you even got a heart. 😂😂 Just work hard and enjoy life.
“We’re so magnetic, you wanna stay current? You’ll need the right hand rule”
I never thought I hear a physics related bar in a rap song but here we are and I love it
The right hand rule. Magnetic field generated through electric current in conductor
Itachi Uchiha thanks I appreciate the suggestions. Other then the insults to my taste in music. I don’t listen to “garbage mainstream rap”. In fact I don’t listen to a lot of rap in general I mostly just stumbled upon this by accident. I mostly listen to orchestral compositions.
Lies again? Patriots Date
I’m doing A level physics thought I would have a rest and I can’t escape it
Coming from someone who just finished the course, learning it. It pretty cool :P
this video smells like perfect sat scores and extracurricular activities.
John Elsnau 😂
Anirudh Sudarshan I’m sure you’re very familiar with that smell.
Lord Weebus, God of Weeaboos hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahhaah good job
@@anirudhsudarshan2340 you smell like normie
misuzu9254 you don’t like the piano?
This is the most suburban thing I've ever heard
This is the most "my parents had an idea how to properly raise children and guide them through education" thing i ever heard. Must be nice
Lmao
@@franktheballer23 I'm the same way buttttt I'm black
Francisco Lopez “Properly raising children” now equals having money. Allrighty
Yeah! Their from the ghettos and stuff
The Stanford Fleet Street singers: releases this song
Harvard enrollment: Drops to 0
If they need students, I’ll go
Then I'm going to Harvard.
two schools that legit 99.9% of the US Population wont get into lmao
Lol they admit like 3000 a year. 4 million per generations literally 99.99925
@Peter Johnstone Not going to college😂
Peter Johnstone I think he might like have a chance of getting accepted
@Peter Johnstone good point but he meant "can't" surely
Peter Johnstone university of Arizona
Dislikes are from Harvard legacy admits
@@serinens I feel sorry for her
I mean it’s easy as hell to get a good job if you get a degree from Harvard
This is copied from , loganpaul's song
Paula Sáyago I was 6k like.
They’re from ppl who thought it was nerdy
that last Asian dude really spoke straight facts lmaoo. i remember talking with my dad and I'm half asian and he goes "you better tell them ( harvard ) you're 100% caucasian in which I replied "but I want to praise being again" and he said "hardvard wont accept you as what you wanna be, it's a fake out."
It’s fraud you’ll get called out for
Seriously though, I’m half asian as well and both of my parents told me to write caucasian. Honestly, I’m just going to write biracial/multiracial/other.
Wow, this blows my mind. that is the kind of seclusion we read about in our history books here in Germany.
Sea Stars lmao
I'm also again
-Logan Paul vs KSI-
-Eminem vs MGK-
-PewDiePie vs T series-
Stanford vs Harvard ✔️
Eminem is better rapper than mgk tho?
Technically there are other schools that they talk about but it’s top 20 schools vs Harvard
_Hi_
for legal reasons that a joke.
Featuring MIT
Wait, did they just travel all the way to Boston just to record this?, this is true dedication man, Tarantino could never.
Dayanna Alvarez bruh this was filmed at Stanford
@@tianazhang1720 Nice joke
@@riderwolfseeker5066 srsly though lmao
Tiana Zhang no it’s at harvard
Tiana Zhang I’ve been to both. beginning minute of video is filmed in Harvard, Mass. Note the statue of FDR, found at the Harvard campus.
If Harvard want to win the fight, they need to let Ethan Kim in.
straight facts
He got rejected :(
Aryze 💔
or some name like Jinwei.
Technically anybody from Asia really. Indians, Chinese, Koreans, Japanese, even middle eastern to an extent.
This asian bias gotta stop
I was about to comment this.
if harvard answers this’ll be more intense than mgk vs eminem
And more interesting than T-Series vs PewDiePie
Like actually!
mgk vs eminem wasn't even intense, everyone was just shitting on mgk because he sucked lol
Yelaman Karassay I hope that was a hyperbole
we're working on it
These are the reasons lil pump dropped out of Harvard
damn
this made my day ahhaha
Remix... Ft lil pump
Harverd*
Wait? Lil pump was in Havard?
The ancient German part. 😂 “Check your privilege “ lmaooo.
What does harvard not have
An admissions scandal
friendly neighborhood spider-man www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/11/10/saber-edge/VQUod6h3w7qwSydHtHc5xL/story.html?outputType=amp
"so what does Harvard not have?
An admission scandal" 😂😂😂😂
what about them Asians, though?
@@feisty2395 discrimination
Shivangi Tomar you can feel everyone staring at him in shame LMFAOOO
@@maylsy8130 discriminasian*
Knew such type of comment can only come from an Indian 😂😂😂😂
These Stanford tech students cracked youtubes algorithm so that all of us got this in our recommended feed. After all, youtube is owned by google and 2:49
Random name underrated comment😂😂
Only a Stanford student could think of that
we have the same user name lol
Google came out of Stanford, but RUclips came out of UIUC. Just saying :)
Imagine calling Harvard ur safety school💀💀
i mean... for legacies and rich kids, it is a safety school. as long as you have a fine gpa (all bs and above) and a ok sat(1450) you can easily get into harvard if you are legacy
@@andrewxu8611 so, 1450 and above is ok?
@@aamaravel2493 don't argue with him he'll challange you with his GaoKao exam okay?
@@anowlwithinternet9125 💀😂😂
“smells like certain jewish quotas set in 1922”
i dont get that one lmfao
Enscribe same
lol huh
It's the immigration quota set in the 20's, heavily discriminated against Eastern European Jews, isolationist ideals back then
Ohh, that’s not funny why would they even put that in the lyrics
dude i this would be so cool if harvard came back with a diss track..
harvard nerds dont have the time for this
@@peachy7803 hahahaha thats a lie i can think of at least five rappers that can kick a mad flow...
@@thebrightside7015 lil pump about to hop on a track
We just never reply to those stupid students
@@XxCrazyBlaze nah he dropped out but that but maybe that harvard student Obasi shaw, Donavon livingston, or even though id hate to say kaido kid ....
Rumor has it harvard is still writing their response
they could've won if they let ethan kim in
Harvard: *exists*
Stanford: *I'M GONNA END THIS MANS WHOLE CAREER*
Harvard wasn't prepared for that
1950: i bet we will have flying cars in the future
2019: school diss track
1950: i bet people will be smarter in the future
2019: *insert something*
@@theopinionchannelforyou7739 true
also my most liked comment
This would be the national anthem if Andrew Yang were president.
YangGang
Yang went to brown lol
The guy who had the “Olympic medal” verse was the hardest
The artificial intelligence bar 👌👌👌
everyone did a superb job here, great energy from everyone
Literally. And the visuals there too🔥🔥🔥
Songwriters: How lit do you want it to be?
Stanford: Yes
Yes
“So what does Harvard, like, NOT have?”
“.......an admission scandal”
Me: no no he’s got a point.
didnt they get one abt asian admissions later tho? like how they discriminated
@@bethanytong2338 yeah affirmatiev action
@@bethanytong2338 affirmative action is somehow legal tho
bruh your guys’ mascot is a tree
Isn’t Harvard’s mascot john harvard the pilgrim? 😂
S A ya but I’m saying that Harvard’s isn’t any better than a tree 😂
S A LOL HAHA YA XD
A dope tree
@@coze7627 LMFAAOOOOO
The guy at 2:21 had the best verse. Wasn't expecting that much heat.
Fr, I was bumping hard to his verse. His dance moves were slappin' too.
You just use fancy words - artificially intelligence😂😂😂
best part in the vid ^
I know that was fire
YoshiCookiesZDX his moves are really awkward
"Classes are cancelled" lmao this did not age well
LOL
LIES IT HAS AGED WONDERFULLY!!!
THAT SENTENCE AGED LIKE MILK
@@itsvictoria_roses814 didn’t it age well because classes were actually cancelled?
these bars are hard asf I wasn't expecting this wtf
2:56
Yes
As someone who's going to harvard in the fall, I can't hate this no matter how hard I try. Unironically, it's fire
Adam Viktor I... Agree.
ETOMOLOGY NERD WASSUP nice to see another applyingtocollege guy
How did you know it was me
Accidentally clicked ur name when scrolling and recognised u from the roast me
Good luck in Harvard!
"While we lead the way in artificial intelligence, you just use big words - artificially intelligent" that was an extremely fire line.
*2018: Logan Paul vs. KSI*
*2019: The Stanford Fleet Street Boys vs. Harvard*
Holy
“Mr Stark I don’t feel so good”
Oh my gosh
3:48
stop :(
*SHOOK*
@@kennedyfarnham3246 nice
That Asian part hit harder than my dad slapping me when I failed violin
*_furiously fills out Stanford application_*
Nvm I’m not getting in anywhere
Edit: my most liked comment is about me being a bitter Asian kid thanks guys
Chaitrali Samant damn I felt that 😂
Nikki O lets just accept it amirite
Chaitrali Samant damn, 😂 lmao
after seeing this gang you still want want to go to Stanford?
your edid made me click like :D gg bruv
Harvard: We are the best school
Stanford Street Fleet: *_you dare oppose me , mortal?_*
Lmfaoooo “what does Harvard not have?”
*AN ADMISSIONS SCANDAL*
Lmfaooo
4:51
The way they zoomed in on his face too lmao
@@njc119 all the other Ivy Leagues had been involved in an admissions scandal (people using money to buy their way in and stuff) at the time, and Harvard was the only exception, so what the guy said was on point lol. At the end they had a close-up shot of his face just like sitcoms, which is kinda comical haha
Omg "Stanford of the East" I'm dyinggg :D
im gonna start using that now
Heyy it’s a Harvard admit
Everyone in that video got rejected from Harvard
Kiran Oberoi you aren’t lying.
Haha. I am a student of class of 2023 of Harvard. Hope there will be a diss back from Harvard. This is so interesting. Love u guys!
do it u won't
Bet
@@FleetStreetSingers loved this video so much, but to be fair, someone from my school donated 20 million dollars to get into stanford so i think y'all might be a bit hypocritical
@@MyThetruth101
That's one person. O n e.
Don't compare that.
MyThetruth101 i’m calling the fbi
“I grew up pretty rough so I didn’t have the chance to learn ancient German”
“YEAH CHECK YOUR PRIVLEDGE!”
breaking news.....
Harvard shuts down after incredibly good april fools day prank
did anyone else get this in their recommended?
i'm glad i did
ye i did
Meee
Stanford students dissing Harvard students is something I didn't know I needed 😂
Harvard:
I'm the best school in the world
A couple of college kids:
I'm bout to end this man's whole career
They're from Stanford my dude :p
i dont think you understand lmao stanford is even more competitive than harvard
this is lowkey fire omfg
Annabelle Wang highkey fire lol!!!
@@user-hy1jj8nk5d ok yeah u right
Annabelle Wang lowkey? nahhh... shift up by 100000
*YES*
Highkey fire you mean! Lol
“you may have campus safety but you’re still a safety school”
i SNORTED
Not kidding, I saw this the day I toured Harvard campus.
It's a sign!
mR.sTaRk I dOn'T fEeL sO gOoD
when they said “computer science” and did the hand motions i died
*Cambridge, Oxford, and Yale have entered the chat
Top 10 rappers Harvard was too afraid to admit.
that was so jokes. I thought it was gonna be one of those re-used to the brim Eminem jokes but this just made my day.
Respect. Og
"What does Harvard NOT have..?"
".. an admissions scandal..."
THAT HAD ME WEAAAKKKK!!!! 🤣🤣☠️☠️😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻
song: *exists*
Harvard: hold my black hole
lol
wasn't it MIT?
Lol wasn’t just harvard that helped with the picture 😂😫
Pretty sure it was M.I.T that got the blackhole image. Harvard did nothing.
Actually the whole thing was led by Harvard scientists
I thought this would be pretentious but this video spoke to my soul
Me as a Princeton undergrad who rejected Stanford, completely regretting my decision after watching this video
...wait you chose princeton over stanford
3:06 mans POPPED OFF with the asians part
ty ty I tried
Andy Lee okuurrtttt so a mans is smart AND can rap 😌
Elaine Kim dont use mans like that pls its just man
Meme literate and academically literate at the same time? Yeet!
“An admissions scandal” I’m sobbing.
Real talk, this is a bop though
*top ten rappers Eminem is scared to diss*
Shit this is on fire...I should have applied to Stanford instead of Harvard lol
Wierd flex but ok
Humble bragging at its finest
bts stans really out here humbly flexing and easily applying to ivy league schools: the 𝑭𝑳𝑨𝑽𝑶𝑹
@@emyarla no
@@emyarla hahaha hey army:)
The Liberal arts education line killed me hahaha
What is one thing that Harvard does not have? "an admissions scandal"
Selina Greywall his smile was so slug
This was actually waayy better than I thought it was going to be 😂😂 and I think Stanford might be my dream university now
SUBSCRIBED
Because of a song?
Isse let’s be honest
this song is a banger 👌
Isse yes
Even tho Stanford just rejected me, I'm still on stanfords side
"We're so magnetic, you wanna stay current, you'll need the right hand rule." Hahahahahahah
WW3: PewDiePie vs T-Series
WW4: Jacksepticeye vs Ninja
WW5: Larry vs Barry
WW6: Stanford vs Harvard
@Vicee jacksepticeye is my dad
Vicee u don’t know jac- ok
Vicee 22M btw😂yea ok go back to Shane Dawson buddy
Vicee r/wooosh bitch
"You may have campus safety, but you're still a safety school" Shots fired.
Badass AF
Waterloo doesn't need diss track, huh?
got into both and literally chose stanford cause of this
ArjunRay I wish I could be this smart tf
@@fuckballs8808 Spelman and Howard university are about to become the new Ivies
Mehdi Ali ?
ArjunRay Yeah they’re number one in computer science so you’d better choose Stanford
weird flex
Are we just gonna ignore that Stanford students misspelled kindness at 3:08
Someone had to write this down cause everybody knew it
It's what everybody knows
But somebody needed to stand up and say that
The emperor has no clothes
We are the cardinal you're on the margin
Those 1.3k dislikes are from Harvard students who can't take the truth lol
I rarely comment, but it's like my fifth time watching this lol
Same...i love it
ok but....same
My brother said he wanted to go to Harvard I showed him this now he want to go to Stanford
Let’s goooo
STANFORD
Producer: How much bass would you like?
Stanford Fleet Street Singers: Yes
This song is fire.
This post was brought to you by Harvard reject gang
"I didn't choose Harvard cuz it's a safety school"
Did you just roast Harvard, me, or everyone??
i really don't know why this is recommended, but im not complaining
everybody :
The Standford Fleet Street Singers : _the emperor has no clothes_
When your MIT and just watching this😂🤣
With this 'your' I know you aren't
When you're going to w&m which has better undergraduate teaching than Harvard
*you’re
Imagine not knowing the difference between “your” and “you’re” and trying to convince others YOU’RE at MIT.
Zandaroos Georgia tech ain’t even in the convo bruh
video: diss track on harvard
youtube: *gives me harvard ad*
*Harvard would like to know your location*
Wait.
I mean they could google it
Why are my comments from 2 months ago that i forget about getting attention
Is nobody gonna talk about the first guy? I thought his bars were fire.
Nobody:
These Guys: Someone had to say it
harvard found jobless after seeing this
Stanford:
Harvard: Bruh
MIT:
Harvard: *why do I hear boss music?*
This is the best thing to come out of college decision season this year.
Y’all really be sleepin on Stanford’s rap career
When u said "mr stark i dont feel so good" i literally air screamed. Marvel really has me emotional rn
I knoooow
Mr Stark we won...