Chuck Norris presents a Chuck Norris production of a Chuck Norris cartoon. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris' 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.' Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris. This cartoon has been rated CN for Chuck Norris.
@@predaprime Not just that but at the time Walker Texas Ranger was on the air and he was still doing movies. It would have created an inescapable vortex that would consume all living matter if that much Chuck Norris was on the air.
This show was epic that just the opening alone was enough to blow up the living room TV. To this day the only medium possible to handle the awesomeness of Chuck Norriis is the internet.
Chuck Norris,Centurions,Rambo and TMNT...I remember being so excited being able to watch cartoons at night at 7pm...kids today will never understand!!!
Opening Narration of the series: "Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, man of action. Chuck Norris stars in 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos." Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match. Chuck Norris, with his team, Pepper, Too Much, Kimo: the Samurai warrior, Reed: Chuck's teenage apprentice and Tabe, the Sumo champion. With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the Claw and the ruthless Super Ninja. Chuck Norris stars in 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.'
Chuck Norris Studios and Chuck Norris Productions present a Chuck Norris Original Cartoon. It’s Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris’s Karate Kommandos starting Chuck Norris, directed and produced by Chuck Norris with an star studded animation team lead by Chuck Norris
As we all know, this cartoon is unrealistic. Chuck Norris does not need a team, since he is Chuck Norris. Also, those villains would be dead by now by the hands of Chuck.
You should have read the comic book based on this. On once scene, he Ninjas take over a school, and Chuck Norris goes to stop them. One of the Ninjas has an opportunity to shoot him while his back is turned, but he does not. Why? On the own words of the Ninja in question: "A mere bullet will not stop Chuck Norris, and his speed will make sure I will not have time to fire a second one."
I really...really wanna see a "Rated" version of this, blood, guts, and heads flying while CHUCK NORRIS kicks some serious ass. Chuck Norris Can do it!!
Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos Chuck Norris with his team: That chick, this annoying kid, a samurai warrior , a teenager Chuck Norris wannabe, a fat naked Hispanic guy with Chuck Norris they battle the sinister forces of: That bald dude with a golden claw and the ruthles super ninja Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos
Ruthless super ninja: I thought my king cobra bit you? Chuck Norris: you're king cobra did bite me super ninja. After 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake died. All that for a Joke!
74,543 people don't have to worry about CHUCK NORRIS hunting them the fuck down for not watching every episode multiple times of his high quality action packed animated television program starring CHUCK NORRIS when it aired. Some of you are plain lucky because you just weren't alive yet.
Pretending to play with villains chuck Norris! Cartoon where you can feel the kick force of Norris who is invincible.. your work is also hot. I remember all the scenes. It's worth seeing the best work after Delta Force Justice's Norris is so cool The action is intense
+Mr Game & Watch! (◕‿◕) No, the cast from Dragon ball, InuYasha, Naruto, Once Piece, Bleach or Bomberman Jetters watch Chuck Norris related stuff and they ask theyselfs how he does all that stuff
Space Dandy recently made a reference to this series. In "Lovers Are Trendy, Baby!", Dandy tells Scarlet (a Chuck Norris fan herself) that he has a VHS of all 5 episodes of THIS.
So...this only aired for five episodes because...? The saying of Chuck Norris nine times is the precursor to every Chuck Norris joke. He wants you to know that it's his show, it's his fight, and he doesn't want you to forget it...ever. I'm writing a blog article all about this, it can't slip away from me. And the live action shots remind me of the Master Ninja intros from Mystery Science Theater 3000, except it's Chuck Norris kicking ass and not Lee Van Cleef.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz TV couldn't handle Lee Van Cleef doing karate, but it still lasted longer. And the fact that this was one of those cartoons that filled a week-long slot, no wonder television couldn't handle it!
In addition, the opening tune is quite similar to the one for the videogame "Double Dragon", either in NES or Arcade (specially at the start of the tune).
Deserve a video games treatment. Maybe Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos should appear in fighting games like Killer Instinct, Tekken 7, Street Fighter V, KOF XVI, Injustice 2 and so on
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: 1.) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 2.) Chuck Norris can thread a needle with a telephone pole. 4.) While in Africa, Chuck Norris was bitten by a huge black mamba snake. After 3 days of agony, the snake died. 5.) When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, all the sharks swim away in terror yelling "Look out, Norris, Norris!". 6.) Last year, there was a meteor that fell to earth and would have wiped out all life. But Chuck Norris round house kicked it so hard back into space, it exceeded the speed of light, went through a time warp to 65 million years ago, and fell to earth. And THAT is how Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs. 🦕 7.) Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 🏢 8.) Some people take daily iron supplements. Chuck Norris takes plutonium supplements! 9.) A good runner can run one mile in 6 minutes. Chuck Norris can run 6 miles in one minute! 10.) Chuck Norris beat the sun in a starring contest. 😎 11.) Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret. 12.) When Chuck Norris goes fishing, he doesn't need a fishing rod. He just stands on the shore, and yells "Hey, I want some fish!", and all the bass jump out of the water onto the shore to surrender. 🐟 🐠 13.) Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19 virus. It tried to get away, but Chuck chased it down an alley, caught it, beat the daylights out of it, and now Dr. Fauci fears it will die of it's injuries. 🦠 14.) Chuck Norris once punched a horse upward in the jaw. And that's where the giraffe came from. 🦒 15.) Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with a chainsaw. 16.) When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's actually pushing the earth down! 17.) Chuck Norris' menacing stare can stop a snipers bullet. 18.) Chuck Norris was in a bar fight with the Hells Angels, and got 2 broken arms, a smashed pelvis, a cracked skull, and a broken leg. He STILL refuses to give them back! 19.) Had Chuck Norris been on the Titanic, he would have sunk the iceberg with one swing of his fist. 20.) Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug in his living room. 🐻 It's not really dead. It's just too scared to move! 21.) Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he never cries! 22.) Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 23.) When Chuck Norris girlfriend accepted his proposal, he squeezed a lump of coal in his fist for 5 seconds, and created the diamond for her ring. 💍 24.) Death once had a bear Chuck Norris experience. ☠️ 25.) 10 seconds after Chuck Norris threw a football in Los Angeles, it landed a touchdown in Giants stadium in New York. 🏈 26.) Chuck Norris once gored a heard of buffalo 🦬. 27.) Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. 🧈 28.) Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball. 29.) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down till they tell him the information he wants. 30.) Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling contest with both arms tied behind his back. 31.) When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in shape. 32.) The turbulence made by Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick can flip a tornado 🌪️ upside down and inside out! 33.) The Guinness Book of World Records is Chuck Norris' "To do" list. 34.) Chuck Norris rinses his mouth out with sulphuric acid. 35.) Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone. 36.) While in the Vietnam war, Chuck Norris threw a single grenade at 5 Vietcong soldiers, killing them. 8 seconds later, the grenade exploded
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos... starring Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and introducing Chuck Norris (and some other people too).
Why couldn't Super Ninja have like a simple Japanese name, like "Grandmaster Waru" (warui being an adjective for evil). Just calling him (the) Super Ninja seems lazy.
Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris's "Chuck Norris and the Karate Kommandos" starring Chuck Norris
Hawk Flame It's Chuck Norris' show dammit, bow before Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris presents a Chuck Norris production of a Chuck Norris cartoon. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris' 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.' Starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris. This cartoon has been rated CN for Chuck Norris.
Needs more Chuck Norris.
You guys are too funny 🤣
@@johncmeyer5832 I was gonna add my "own" but honestly I don't think I could top that 🤣
Chuck Norris didn't voice himself in this cartoon, he actually turned himself into a cartoon character and entered into the cartoon world.
That actually sounds very believable.
So, Captain N ripped off Chuck Norris. Actually, the N is Captain N stands for "Norris" and not "Nintendo".
I approve this cartoon.
Amen, Chucky.
Chuck Norris lmfao
This series was not cancelled, TV sets were afraid to show it.
John C Meyer This is true. Most TV's exploded when this show was on due to it not being able to handle the power of CHUCK NORRIS.
@@predaprime Not just that but at the time Walker Texas Ranger was on the air and he was still doing movies. It would have created an inescapable vortex that would consume all living matter if that much Chuck Norris was on the air.
Ain't that the year when the kids seriously start kicking each other's asses trying to be CHUCK NORRIS?
This show was epic that just the opening alone was enough to blow up the living room TV. To this day the only medium possible to handle the awesomeness of Chuck Norriis is the internet.
Chuck Norris,Centurions,Rambo and TMNT...I remember being so excited being able to watch cartoons at night at 7pm...kids today will never understand!!!
dude, i loved centurions! power extreme!
i had their bed sheets!!!
Opening Narration of the series:
"Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris, man of action. Chuck Norris stars in 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos." Chuck Norris, he's got nerves of steel and strength to match. Chuck Norris, with his team, Pepper, Too Much, Kimo: the Samurai warrior, Reed: Chuck's teenage apprentice and Tabe, the Sumo champion. With Chuck Norris, they battle the sinister forces of the Claw and the ruthless Super Ninja. Chuck Norris stars in 'Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.'
"The super ninja." That never stops being funny to me.
Yeah like... Aren't there not anymore 5/5 Ninjas in this universe?
Is he truly the most ninja-y of ninja? Answer me, Norris!
Then WCW had an idea
That character is voiced by Keone Young.
The way he REEEEEEEEE's makes me laugh every time
I read that as i seen that
A 10/10 children’s introduction to Chuck Norris
That intro is 1 minute long, and the announcer says Chuck Norris 9 times. That means Chuck Norris' name is said more than once every 10 seconds.
actually, it's every 6.7 secs
Cada 6.6 segundos
most dangerous drinking game ever
They say just Chuck, and just Norris a few times. 13 in total.
@@stealthrabbi9064 if you watch it in reverse its SERUN KUSH
Chuck Norris is so Chuck Norris that regular ninja had to find a super ninja to even try to fight Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drew this cartoon himself using a box of broken crayons
*THIS* was an actual short biography of what he did in his days off as a hobby. 🤣
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in!
What was this guy's name again? I didn't catch it.
Just Chuck it out again
Don't ask me i don't remember
chuck norris invented youtube so the intro of this show could live on forever
This could be a drinking game. Every time they say Chuck Norris, you do a shot.
Chuck Norris Studios and Chuck Norris Productions present a Chuck Norris Original Cartoon. It’s Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris’s Karate Kommandos starting Chuck Norris, directed and produced by Chuck Norris with an star studded animation team lead by Chuck Norris
Be careful, saying his name that many times has been known to cause people's heads to explode
As we all know, this cartoon is unrealistic. Chuck Norris does not need a team, since he is Chuck Norris. Also, those villains would be dead by now by the hands of Chuck.
You should have read the comic book based on this. On once scene, he Ninjas take over a school, and Chuck Norris goes to stop them. One of the Ninjas has an opportunity to shoot him while his back is turned, but he does not. Why? On the own words of the Ninja in question: "A mere bullet will not stop Chuck Norris, and his speed will make sure I will not have time to fire a second one."
@@CSLucasEpic Canon to me...
I tried to do the whole "take a drink every time they say Chuck Norris" but my liver gave out on me
I really...really wanna see a "Rated" version of this, blood, guts, and heads flying while CHUCK NORRIS kicks some serious ass. Chuck Norris Can do it!!
The Moment you realize it's not a parody...
Why does Super Ninja remind me of Cobra Commander?
This needs to be rebooted
Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos
Chuck Norris with his team: That chick, this annoying kid, a samurai warrior , a teenager Chuck Norris wannabe, a fat naked Hispanic guy with Chuck Norris they battle the sinister forces of: That bald dude with a golden claw and the ruthles super ninja
Chuck Norris stars in Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos
Ruthless super ninja: I thought my king cobra bit you?
Chuck Norris: you're king cobra did bite me super ninja. After 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake died.
All that for a Joke!
The power of Chuck Norris compels you.
This is Chuck Norris' favorite cartoon.
from the looks of it Chuck Norris is facing his own versions of Shredder and Krang
this about sums up 80's cartoons - make shows of something kids will want to buy toys of.
Chuck would have been an excellent GI Joe lol
thats probably what they should have done with him as a cartoon character.
@@camcordernonsense5264 agreed
This cartoon was a Chuck Norris Meme before the internet even existed...
Bravo. A Chuck Norris nitro surprise.
Love that Super Ninja is just Commander Cobra wearing a wig
74,543 people don't have to worry about CHUCK NORRIS hunting them the fuck down for not watching every episode multiple times of his high quality action packed animated television program starring CHUCK NORRIS when it aired. Some of you are plain lucky because you just weren't alive yet.
You know you've made it big when there's literally Cartoon about You
chuck norris has a apprentice that something must of happened
I don't think the announcer said "Chuck Norris" enough.
Wow, a Chuck Norris anime action series🥋😲I didn't even know this existed🥋😲
This was on Adult Swim long ago. I was surprised this show was mentioned in Space Dandy.
One of the best actor ever 😊
XD how many times Chuck Norris has been reffered? 9?
well it doesnt matter TBH, cause CHUCK is a living legend
I remember catching the show somewhere around 5am on Adult Swim when I was a kid
Chuck Norris' favorite Dead Trigger 2 challenge is to score 40 headshots. In fact, he scored 40,000 headshots.
CHUCKs name is said 13 times. Satisfying.
I like this cartoon I wish there would of been more episodes.
Chuck Norris has his own virtual reality game. It's called Chuck-tyl Nightmares.
Bad guys on a Chuck Norris stick. His kind of barbecue.
I loved them.
Pretending to play with villains chuck Norris!
Cartoon where you can feel the kick force of Norris who is invincible..
your work is also hot.
I remember all the scenes.
It's worth seeing the best work after Delta Force Justice's Norris is so cool
The action is intense
in stereo on vhs
Amazing
I love this cartoon , classic
Space Dandyyyyyy brought me here~
Chuck Norris Fact:
Chuck Doesn't Watch Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, InuYasha, Naruto, TwinBee One Piece, Bleach or Bomberman Jetters
He Watches "Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos"
+Mr Game & Watch! (◕‿◕) No, the cast from Dragon ball, InuYasha, Naruto, Once Piece, Bleach or Bomberman Jetters watch Chuck Norris related stuff and they ask theyselfs how he does all that stuff
Chuck Norris, Pepper, Too Much, Kimo, Reed and Tabe
Take cover, bad guys. It's a Chuck Norris eruption.
He's awesome,amazing,something else like me.😅
Space Dandy recently made a reference to this series. In "Lovers Are Trendy, Baby!", Dandy tells Scarlet (a Chuck Norris fan herself) that he has a VHS of all 5 episodes of THIS.
its all on dvd too todat
This should be remade into video game.
I don't remember watching this as a kid.
I remember that short-lived cartoon. I think I’ve only seen one episode.
When you see the Chuck Norris flash, it's toooooooo...late.
Needs a reboot!
"It's the Claw not the CRaw"
Anybody heard of Walker, Texas Ranger?
Whoa. A Chuck Norris geyser.
So...this only aired for five episodes because...?
The saying of Chuck Norris nine times is the precursor to every Chuck Norris joke. He wants you to know that it's his show, it's his fight, and he doesn't want you to forget it...ever. I'm writing a blog article all about this, it can't slip away from me.
And the live action shots remind me of the Master Ninja intros from Mystery Science Theater 3000, except it's Chuck Norris kicking ass and not Lee Van Cleef.
It's because TV's could not handle more than five episodes of Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos
Heinz Doofenshmirtz TV couldn't handle Lee Van Cleef doing karate, but it still lasted longer. And the fact that this was one of those cartoons that filled a week-long slot, no wonder television couldn't handle it!
Chuck is more powerful.
In addition, the opening tune is quite similar to the one for the videogame "Double Dragon", either in NES or Arcade (specially at the start of the tune).
Deserve a video games treatment. Maybe Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos should appear in fighting games like Killer Instinct, Tekken 7, Street Fighter V, KOF XVI, Injustice 2 and so on
I wonder if Kimo ever cut something with his sword xb
Imagine if Steven Segal had an animated series of his own
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
1.) Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
2.) Chuck Norris can thread a needle with a telephone pole.
4.) While in Africa, Chuck Norris was bitten by a huge black mamba snake.
After 3 days of agony, the snake died.
5.) When Chuck Norris goes swimming in the ocean, all the sharks swim away in terror yelling "Look out, Norris, Norris!".
6.) Last year, there was a meteor that fell to earth and would have wiped out all life. But Chuck Norris round house kicked it so hard back into space, it exceeded the speed of light, went through a time warp to 65 million years ago, and fell to earth. And THAT is how Chuck Norris killed the dinosaurs. 🦕
7.) Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in. 🏢
8.) Some people take daily iron supplements. Chuck Norris takes plutonium supplements!
9.) A good runner can run one mile in 6 minutes.
Chuck Norris can run 6 miles in one minute!
10.) Chuck Norris beat the sun in a starring contest. 😎
11.) Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
12.) When Chuck Norris goes fishing, he doesn't need a fishing rod. He just stands on the shore, and yells "Hey, I want some fish!", and all the bass jump out of the water onto the shore to surrender. 🐟 🐠
13.) Chuck Norris caught the COVID-19 virus.
It tried to get away, but Chuck chased it down an alley, caught it, beat the daylights out of it, and now Dr. Fauci fears it will die of it's injuries. 🦠
14.) Chuck Norris once punched a horse upward in the jaw. And that's where the giraffe came from. 🦒
15.) Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with a chainsaw.
16.) When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's actually pushing the earth down!
17.) Chuck Norris' menacing stare can stop a snipers bullet.
18.) Chuck Norris was in a bar fight with the Hells Angels, and got 2 broken arms, a smashed pelvis, a cracked skull, and a broken leg.
He STILL refuses to give them back!
19.) Had Chuck Norris been on the Titanic, he would have sunk the iceberg with one swing of his fist.
20.) Chuck Norris has a Grizzly bear rug in his living room. 🐻
It's not really dead. It's just too scared to move!
21.) Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer! Too bad he never cries!
22.) Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
23.) When Chuck Norris girlfriend accepted his proposal, he squeezed a lump of coal in his fist for 5 seconds, and created the diamond for her ring. 💍
24.) Death once had a bear Chuck Norris experience. ☠️
25.) 10 seconds after Chuck Norris threw a football in Los Angeles, it landed a touchdown in Giants stadium in New York. 🏈
26.) Chuck Norris once gored a heard of buffalo 🦬.
27.) Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. 🧈
28.) Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.
29.) Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down till they tell him the information he wants.
30.) Chuck Norris won an arm wrestling contest with both arms tied behind his back.
31.) When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
32.) The turbulence made by Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick can flip a tornado 🌪️ upside down and inside out!
33.) The Guinness Book of World Records is Chuck Norris' "To do" list.
34.) Chuck Norris rinses his mouth out with sulphuric acid.
35.) Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
36.) While in the Vietnam war, Chuck Norris threw a single grenade at 5 Vietcong soldiers, killing them.
8 seconds later, the grenade exploded
13) 🤣
Yeah I love chuck Norris walker Texas ranger
Chuck Norris and his team of racist stereotypes! Chow Mein, Short Change, Ancient Samurai, Sumo King!
When the announcer says "Chuck Norris" take a shot.
He says it five times in the first 20 seconds!
I died from alcohol poisoning :(
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris in Chuck Norris' Karate Kommandos... starring Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and introducing Chuck Norris (and some other people too).
Here's a fun game: count how many action adventure sterotypes are in this one opening?
9 times they said his full name & 2 times they said 1/2 his name. All in jus 1 minute.
Btw I used to luv dis cartoon & toys as a kid.
Welcome to XD Chuck Norris Ride. Today we are going to ride Los Banditos.
I had the toys for this.
Cool cartoon! Wonder who was in it.
The fucking chuck Norris 😎😎😎
It's Chuck Norris I think. Better watch this intro one more time.
Super Ninja looks like fusion between Dannt Sexbang and Ninja Brian.
Fun Fact:
Chuck Norris did FAR more than this biopic cartoon but the show's budget couldn't afford it.
Who is this about? Wasn't paying attention
0:57 thats the after image of the punching bag when he kicked it
Take a shot every time they say Chuck Norris.
i like the part where they say ,chuck norris
65 second intro, Chuck Norris's name is said 9 times (and ones with just a Chuck)s
why can i not find any of these episodes to watch anywhere??
Mr Enter brought me here. 😉
Drink every time he says Chuck Norris for alcohol poisoning
Oh my god Super Ninja looks like Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian had a beautiful 80s baby together.
That Super Ninja is a bootleg Cobra Commander! 😒
My life is complete
Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris. Why don’t you just marry Chuck Norris
Who many times do you want to say «Chuck Norris» in the intro
Yes
Did anyone else notice Chuck Norris kicked out the glass window with bare feet?
Why couldn't Super Ninja have like a simple Japanese name, like "Grandmaster Waru" (warui being an adjective for evil).
Just calling him (the) Super Ninja seems lazy.
Little known fact. Chuck Norris' name isn't Charles its Carlos.
This smells like success..........or is it asbestos?...........No no its success.