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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @RoseThePhoenix
    @RoseThePhoenix Год назад +2017

    I remember doing a CPR training, and the paramedic teaching it told a story about performing chest compressions on an older person and breaking some ribs. And when he told his partner "I think I'm breaking her ribs," the response he got was, "Keep breaking them. Ribs heal, death doesn't."

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM Год назад +244

      Right! You literally cannot get sued in the US for doing this.
      If someone is in medical distress, please try to help them until EMS can take over the situation.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 Год назад +141

      Yeah during cpr training had an instructor talk about an athlete (like hs or college, not pro) that he and a couple people did cpr on while waiting for emts, and when he described how deep compressions went, it was wild (want to say he said he was watching one of the others and it looked like their hand disappeared to the wrist). Dont recall if ribs were broken or not, but want to say kid ended up surviving between them before the emts arrived, and the emts picking up once they got there

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried Год назад +27

      The medics I worked with said the same thing

    • @glamourchick21
      @glamourchick21 Год назад +141

      My CPR instructor said, “If you hear a snapping noise, that’s the ribs. Keep going. They don’t need ribs if they’re dead.”

    • @felixhenson9926
      @felixhenson9926 Год назад +51

      I've even heard drs say if you're breaking ribs you're doing something right, keep going

  • @gracen8010
    @gracen8010 Год назад +2896

    “Zebras twerk because of generational trauma” is certainly one of the sentences of all time.

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 Год назад +151

      It was definitely not a sentence I expected to hear today.

    • @PromethealBee
      @PromethealBee Год назад +74

      @@mirandarensberger6919 but it is what we needed to hear 🙏

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 Год назад +118

      Zebras hips wont lie, what can I say.

    • @oldmanaz.6811
      @oldmanaz.6811 Год назад +28

      There's videos and everything.

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Год назад +53

      Simba was definitely twerking during "I Just Can't Wait to be King".... Probably sensed the upcoming disaster. Animals can do that, you know. 😂

  • @Arkylie
    @Arkylie Год назад +601

    Regarding the locker room issue, I'll offer a refreshing anecdote I heard:
    During some sort of natural-disaster drill, one area was overcrowded, so one little girl had to be placed elsewhere, and she was shoved in with a group of boys much older than she was, and the teacher went back to the rest of the class. The boys and little girl were squeezed in kinda tight and the lights were off so she got scared and started to cry.
    One of the boys goes "ARE YOU READY, KIDS?"
    All the other boys go "AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!"
    And those like fifth-graders or whatever start singing the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song, and then any other songs they could think of, until the little girl wasn't afraid anymore.
    Kids can be little demons, but they can also show empathy on an unexpected scale during the most troubling times.

    • @FlareStorms
      @FlareStorms Год назад +68

      chaotic good

    • @murphieslaw6932
      @murphieslaw6932 Год назад +25

      @@FlareStorms A prime example, indeed !

    • @JustAFantasy2015
      @JustAFantasy2015 11 месяцев назад +18

      thank you for this information

    • @emeraldkoala2
      @emeraldkoala2 11 месяцев назад +37

      For the sake of my mental health and faith in humanity as a species, I will assume that this actually happened. Thank you.

    • @The_Dark_Lord_Sauron
      @The_Dark_Lord_Sauron 11 месяцев назад +12

      r/wholesomememes

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Год назад +3141

    Parents really need to do better in raising their kids to respect service animals. I doubt they'd react the same if their spawn decided to kick an elderly person's cane out of their hands, yet yanking on a service animal's tail *(or any animal's tail)* is passable because they're a kid? Heck no!

    • @straywolf6669
      @straywolf6669 Год назад +276

      They need to train their kids to respect all animals. I just saw a video of a guy with a putty who was sitting up. Kid came by and whacked the dog with an empty water bottle. Owner tod the kid to stop but no parents insight. Like seriously! Dog was way more patient than I would be.

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Год назад +165

      @@straywolf6669 Ah, that video! Made my blood boil. Poor dog, it did so well, but if it had snapped, people would blame the breed. Irresponsible parents, hopefully the kid gets corrected properly and learns compassion. No correction is a huge red flag, the kid could grow up into an ab*ser.

    • @BooksandBuns
      @BooksandBuns Год назад

      Oh, people like that don't give a fuck about the disabled. Their brat could literally steal someone's wheelchair & the parents would be making excuses

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Год назад +100

      Like they are little but don't excuse it. Apologize and teach the kid better, not okay cause they're little, it's a moment you need to teach your kid to be good to people and their animals

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Год назад +52

      Nah, that kind of parent doesn't care about anything unless it's done to their own spawn!

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund7771 Год назад +1624

    "It's okay he's little"
    He's okay because that was a service dog. A lot of dogs could have reacted violently to that behaviour, even if we put aside animal cruelty, you should teach your children to respect animals, because animals have claws and teeth and will respond to cruelty.

    • @gaxalee7392
      @gaxalee7392 Год назад +46

      This!!

    • @gracen8010
      @gracen8010 Год назад +214

      “It’s ok he’s little” is what you say when you’re worried a child might not fit into a very tiny shirt. It’s not what you say when they put themselves into a potentially dangerous situation on purpose for a chuckle. If the dog had bitten him those parents would *not* have been so casual about it.

    • @luvondarox
      @luvondarox Год назад +134

      "It's okay, he's little." Too little to be taught anything? What a lame copout from a lazy parent. You're right that that child was lucky it was a service animal and not one with less patience and training.

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf Год назад +85

      I once had the pleasure of having my (now 52kgs) dog slapped on the butt by a child in a park when he himself was a young pup at the time.
      I turned to the father like, dude. Wtf. You're lucky I spent all my days since he's been mine working on his traumas.
      Got the classic "Oh he's a kid it's ok" and I know it's bad but I WISH his kid got bitten even just on a superficial level just so I could respond with "oh it's OK he's just a pup". Didn't happen though but I wish it did. I don't wish harm on any children usually, but this kind of crap makes my blood boil.

    • @themostlocalrat
      @themostlocalrat Год назад +56

      @@GreyPunkWolf dude “it’s OK he’s a kid” oh okay so if I was 4 and crushed your baby boy’s skull in with a construction sight vehicle that’s okay cause I’m a kid? No. No its not. I know those are some DRASTIC comparisons and it would never happen but just remember it’s not so drastic when you remember this dog is only a pup.

  • @ChaoticMarko
    @ChaoticMarko Год назад +237

    I feel like in the future cameras in stores won't be necessary because the criminals will just film themselves 💀

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander Год назад +27

      It's headed that way. LoL

    • @Stevyfacedepet
      @Stevyfacedepet 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yh same

    • @Dondoki_
      @Dondoki_ 2 месяца назад +1

      i mean thats basically already happened when people were stealing stuff from school bathrooms, THE PLACE WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY CAMERAS

  • @Super_Panda_BS
    @Super_Panda_BS Год назад +2311

    Fun animal fact: Wojtek the bear was a corporal in the polish military during WWII. Wojtek was brought by polish shoulders while in Iran. He was made an officer so that he was allowed rations and eventually was promoted to corporal. He helped out by carrying boxes of ammunition

    • @roowyrm9576
      @roowyrm9576 Год назад +145

      I remember a book called "Wojtek the Soldier" (not the recent one's since the film In the early 2000s) it must have been written in the 1950s, possibly early 60s because I remember it from my fairly early childhood. I do know that my father (who died in 1962) told me about Wojtek. My father had been a member of the Polish Army in the Middle East, and they all knew a out the bear.

    • @rozmarinideas5340
      @rozmarinideas5340 Год назад +64

      There's a statue of him in Edinburgh.

    • @HydraKittten
      @HydraKittten Год назад +84

      Wojtek Is One Of The Reasons I Love History, Theres Always Interesting Stories To Learn About. When He Retired, He Was Put In A Zoo, Where The Soldiers He Served With Would Occasionally Visit

    • @whittar
      @whittar Год назад +36

      @@HydraKittten They also wrestled with him when visiting right?

    • @doodlehumper3529
      @doodlehumper3529 Год назад +47

      Wojtek also really liked alcohol and cigarettes

  • @candiedskull9841
    @candiedskull9841 Год назад +939

    11:12 The worst part of it all, the tattoo artist wasn't trained to do eye tattoos and treated it like a skin tattoo - basically he went too deep with the needle and used an ink that is toxic to the eyes, so she went blind over time. It wasn't even a risky procedure going wrong, it was done wrong from the get-go

  • @planetriftenproduction2939
    @planetriftenproduction2939 Год назад +177

    The LAPD one I think was about Walter Collins case in the 1920s. The mother noticed the boy they brought home was shorter than her son and acted nothing like Walter, but the LAPD handled the case so poorly that they threw her into a psych ward to save face. The kid later revealed his name was Arthur Hutchens.

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 Год назад +10

      Did they ever find the real son?

    • @cas0lane
      @cas0lane Год назад +34

      ​@@saintsomnia8030no, they did not. The mom spent the rest of her life searching for him

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Год назад +38

      @@saintsomnia8030 Supposedly a man was convicted of murdering three young boys, and that mans mother confessed to his murder of Walter Collins (unrelated to the three boys), however the murderer tried to plead innocence, and his mother tried to retract her confession, they both ended up in prison as far as I know, and the murderer was executed, but before his death he said he would confess the details on the day of his execution, which in the end he refused to follow up on, the mother continued to search for her son for the rest of her life, but never found him.
      It's honestly horrifying to read about, that something that outlandish and messed up can even happen.

    • @restrictedmilk
      @restrictedmilk Год назад +12

      The movie Changeling covers this story. It's pretty well done, but a super sad story

  • @maggpiprime954
    @maggpiprime954 Год назад +436

    The "replace missing child with another kid" has kind of happened recently, but in reverse (and twisted inside-out):
    An American PD posted pics on their official socials with a white officer carrying a little black kid in her arms, claiming that they rescued a lone, wandering child from some recent local mayhem (riot, iirc).
    They were then sued by the mother whom they had randomly _yanked from her car and beat up while they stole her child_ for their little photo op.

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Год назад +36

      Any tips on locating the story?

    • @DefyReality-ll2cg
      @DefyReality-ll2cg Год назад +20

      Wow...just wow!

    • @amirulamani1487
      @amirulamani1487 Год назад +18

      Oh i remembered this

    • @scardycat4462
      @scardycat4462 Год назад +4

      Could you share the link?

    • @gracen8010
      @gracen8010 Год назад +63

      @@scardycat4462RUclips TOS won’t let you share links in the comments, but if you Google some of the keywords like “black child used for photo op 2020” you’ll probably find it.

  • @Matpit18
    @Matpit18 Год назад +773

    That story about that woman who sued that man over breaking one of her ribs when he gave her CPR reminded me of this one girl named Cassidy Boon.
    She was trending on RUclips a few years ago for a video she posted where she discussed how a man saved her from drowning, which you think wouldn’t be too out of the ordinary, and it wasn’t at first.
    Until she claimed that the man who saved her from drowning was “touching and grabbing her without her consent” and how she was going to sue him for it. Like ma’am!
    You were drowning!
    What did you want him to do!?
    Did you want him to get a fishing rod and reel you in like a fish!?

    • @anonymityanonymous7476
      @anonymityanonymous7476 Год назад +80

      It's been a while so I'm not sure how accurately I'm recalling let alone how accurate my sources were, but if I recall correctly she actually made that video to satirize people who sue, insult, or otherwise attack individuals who saved their lives but everyone took her seriously and attacked her for being such a person.

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 Год назад +25

      I mean she did look like a pretty big fish so it would be quite the nice catch.

    • @Blackdragon99omfg
      @Blackdragon99omfg Год назад

      I don't agree in that case, BUT you do see cases where people use saving someone as an excuse to grope. Like get a handful of some boob, balls or butt.

    • @johnnycripplestar5167
      @johnnycripplestar5167 Год назад

      @@Blackdragon99omfg or cock

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Год назад +21

      @@anonymityanonymous7476 did she think that was like a topical subject that people would get it or was she trolling?
      We already have laws protecting people who save lives from damages.
      so who is she making fun of again?
      People suing for sexual misconduct, traumatized women who feel violated?
      Wow really punching up with that one, next she should Make fun of people who Sue McDonalds.
      Frivolous lawsuits are so topical, I think I saw a South Park episode about it 15 years ago.

  • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
    @bumblebeeyellowdragon Год назад +563

    I'm a Nordic Pagan, and I can't tell you the amount of times people have tried to "explain" my own religious beliefs to me. I've encountered people who actually think modern Nordic Pagans are supposed to run around like barbarians and/or write using anicent nordic language. Some people don't seem to understand the concept that things change and evolve over time.

    • @DIsturbios1234
      @DIsturbios1234 Год назад

      Let me guess, those who talk to you like that are the crazy twitter leftists?

    • @CandiRhae00
      @CandiRhae00 Год назад +17

      Thank you! I feel this so often. ❤

    • @skellington8090
      @skellington8090 Год назад +20

      Wow. Ouch. Just ouch. I feel bad for you…. You have my sympathy, friend. That’s just so insensitive and disrespectful of them.

    • @spiderguy44
      @spiderguy44 Год назад +18

      I know one of my friends is a Nordic Pagan, and I'm trying to learn about their religion! I think it's very interesting and all that kinda stuff.

    • @Dead_Internally
      @Dead_Internally Год назад +21

      Wait, we don’t run around chanting old Norse?

  • @thespittake6636
    @thespittake6636 Год назад +472

    It is so common to crack or break a rib while giving cpr, because you need to exert enough force to MANUALLY PUMP THE HEART. Trying to avoid breaking the ribs can result in you not applying enough pressure, which can lead to the person dying. It's practically impossible to not damage the ribs when giving chest compressions

    • @Llortnerof
      @Llortnerof Год назад +62

      Reminds me of my First Aid training... others barely managed to compress the chest, i immediately turned the dummy into a pancake. I'd probably do worse than just breaking ribs, though...

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj Год назад +70

      I literally just redid my st John ambulance yesterday and they drill it into you that if you don't crack at least 1 rib you're probably doing it wrong

    • @sundalosketch4769
      @sundalosketch4769 Год назад

      @@me-dc8pj Better a cracked rib than becoming a corpse at least

    • @me-dc8pj
      @me-dc8pj Год назад +6

      @@sundalosketch4769 yep exactly

    • @christophedlauer1443
      @christophedlauer1443 Год назад +69

      The fact that they got to sue is evidence that the person doing the CPR was doing *EVERYTHING* right.

  • @whaddyaa
    @whaddyaa Год назад +307

    Broken ribs are such a common occurance during cpr, it's one of the reasons why we train on dolls and not other people. Someone suing over it is ridiculous.

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael Год назад +42

      If you think broken ribs is ridiculous, there's countless people who've been sued for sexual assault when administering CPR. Something about touching their chest without verbal permission from the person literally unable to breathe.

    • @jacthing1
      @jacthing1 Год назад +28

      Yeah. Plus I remember hearing that if your doing CPR and Don't break their ribs. Then you probably aren't doing it hard enough

    • @alinachrist8416
      @alinachrist8416 Год назад +8

      @@torgranael Wtf

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 Год назад +18

      She probably couldn't afford her medical bills so she had no choice but to sue.

    • @garnetember8569
      @garnetember8569 Год назад +16

      @@walnzell9328that’s what I was thinking. Makes sense since it’s in America :(

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 Год назад +121

    Fun fact. It is better to tip directly when using delivery services because that way, the delivery person sees all of the money from the tip.

  • @madamemelone4947
    @madamemelone4947 Год назад +585

    Funny story: I was in a car accident three years ago and my body hurt pretty much. Wasn’t injured badly, only whiplash. I had a sports bra on and they wanted me to take it off. I then asked them if they could just cut it, because I didn’t think I was able to get it off.
    I was told „no we can’t do that. We were sued about that several times“. Mind you, this was in Germany. So yeah. Those people exist everywhere.

    • @hungrymusicwolf
      @hungrymusicwolf Год назад +103

      Makes me recall the lawsuits about a man giving cpr to a woman after rescuing her from drowning, then she sued sued him for it. Many men decided they were not going to help women after that. These lawsuits absolutely got out of control.

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM Год назад +80

      In the US, Samaritan Law protects regular people from getting sued for trying to help.
      Sorry about your accident ☹️. If that car accident happened in the US, EMS would've SHREDDED whatever clothing they deemed necessary to stabilize you and covered you with a sheet or something until you got to the hospital. At the hospital, you'd get a gown or more sheets lol

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM Год назад +29

      @@hungrymusicwolf that's a weird way to justify sexism lol. Which country?

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Год назад +8

      The biggest difference is what does the legal system supports

    • @ngotemna8875
      @ngotemna8875 Год назад +58

      @@AlakaxamM That's because that never happened lmao
      The only comparable instance was in 1880 when the queen of Thailand (Sunanda Kumariratana) drowned and nobody saved her because touching the queen for whatever reason meant the death penalty.
      Though the only consequence was that the "Touching the queen = death" law was removed.

  • @starlightlion8603
    @starlightlion8603 Год назад +361

    "Maybe women don't orgasm" LMAO I would never tell on myself that hard

    • @Sc2WarCriminal
      @Sc2WarCriminal Год назад +3

      L pfp

    • @Sc2WarCriminal
      @Sc2WarCriminal Год назад

      50% suicide

    • @Sc2WarCriminal
      @Sc2WarCriminal Год назад +4

      😹😹

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself Год назад +1

      Wasn't it you who was asking for the estrogenized burger in that burger king ad meme? Or that pfp is just copied by lots of people?

    • @SnazzJaz
      @SnazzJaz Год назад +33

      Love the PFP, Sylveon and trans rights💙💖🤍 🏳️‍⚧️

  • @queenbee23225
    @queenbee23225 Год назад +57

    The saddest part about the story with the woman who was given a random little boy - her actual son was brutally murdered. His murderer was a serial killer/SAer who did such horrible things, the town he was in changed the name of the town. The case is known as the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders, but be warned that it's truly brutal & extremely hard to stomach. The killer's own nephew told the entire story to police and showed them evidence that the woman's son had been there, but the woman didn't believe him & claimed her son was still alive to her dying day. Truly heartbreaking.

    • @sashadoom
      @sashadoom 9 месяцев назад +5

      Holy crap that's a tragic case. I'd never heard of it and watched a video. IDK if it's better or worse for Walter's mom to never have found out what happened to him while she was alive. Is it better to have closure or hope? I can only relate in relation to a dog who ran away, and it still bothers me 12 years later; I can't imagine going through that with your child💔

    • @queenbee23225
      @queenbee23225 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@sashadoom It's one of those cases that you hear about & can never forget or listen to again. It was truly disgusting what happened to that poor nephew, little boy, and all the other victims. It's a case that just breaks your heart in every direction.

  • @LRM12o8
    @LRM12o8 Год назад +524

    *RUclips:* seriously tightens content demonetization guidelines for creators
    *Also RUclips:* "Hey guys, remember that time we showed ads for adult games and naughty dating websites to all users? Yeah, that was crazy! 😂
    Anyway, wanna see us do it again? 😃"
    Could they come any closer to admitting they're just making up excuses to steal the cut of ad revenue from the creators while still officially stating a different reason for demonetization?
    Cause I don't think that's still possible after this!

    • @GreyPunkWolf
      @GreyPunkWolf Год назад +17

      RUclipsrs who make "too much" end up shitting on the platform. I guess that's the reason.
      Also, there was never a time when I thought the weird ads wouldn't come back. If they really wanted to control the way you can pay to make your ad gain instant reach, it would've been done ages ago.

    • @rabbitguts2518
      @rabbitguts2518 Год назад +54

      I've seen over 7 NSFW (even withe NSFW, breedable, fondle, and Waifu explicitly stated in the name) ads in the last week alone. We're talking boobs everywhere and hyperfocus on ass. Oh and a racist one where a woman in a game says 'oops, looks like something went wrong' while holding a dark skinned baby. RUclips genuinly doesn't care what ads they run they're not even trying.

    • @AryaPDipa
      @AryaPDipa Год назад +2

      Why do people keep thinking that demonetization is RUclips stealing revenue?
      Demonetized videos literally can't make money thru ads, hence why it's called demonetization, it cant be monetized.

    • @xenomorph6807
      @xenomorph6807 Год назад +10

      @Rabbit Guts dont forget countless ads for casinos and gambling. In satans name, what has youtube become.

    • @charltm
      @charltm Год назад +36

      @@AryaPDipa some demonetized videos still have ads, but the ads don’t support the creator; yt gets all the revenue

  • @aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces
    @aceistheplacewithunhelpfulaces Год назад +948

    The pain from the first meme thing is unmeasurable

    • @lessgenericname
      @lessgenericname Год назад +35

      Uhm ackshually it’s immeasurable 🤓

    • @frostlastsforever
      @frostlastsforever Год назад +24

      @@lessgenericname umm ackshually no uno asked 🤓

    • @Angel43189
      @Angel43189 Год назад +18

      @@frostlastsforever umm ackshually only Spanish speaking people will get the “uno” joke 🤓

    • @MisterWeirdCore
      @MisterWeirdCore Год назад +3

      Did you guys mean actually?

    • @benyosipovich3031
      @benyosipovich3031 Год назад +15

      @@MisterWeirdCore no ackshuallly

  • @SplitMaw
    @SplitMaw Год назад +87

    Breaking ribs is actually fairly common in CPR. It's rarely a case of "pump their chest five times and wow, they wake right up!" Sometimes you have to do it for several minutes or longer, and repeated use of force on the area, especially following some sort of traumatic injury, often results in bruising and rib breaking.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +7

      And that's with specifically avoiding an area where they can easily break something (I forgot its name but I mean the bottom part of the sternum; I think solar plexus but I may be wrong). Also, most people don't understand how cpr isn't a cure, but a thing to help keep something alive until the actual thing that can actually get their heart started again is administered. And even then compressions and breaths are administered until they actually start breathing again.

    • @Wyi-the-rogue
      @Wyi-the-rogue 10 месяцев назад +2

      Do not worry, ribs grow back.
      I hope

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Wyi-the-rogueNo zey don't

    • @yuzuchi5381
      @yuzuchi5381 4 месяца назад

      @@whensomethingcriesagain They actually do grow back together tho

    • @whensomethingcriesagain
      @whensomethingcriesagain 4 месяца назад

      @@yuzuchi5381 I mean they can repair themselves, but that's not really the same as growing back.
      Also that was a reference anyway, so...

  • @mollywantshugs5944
    @mollywantshugs5944 Год назад +253

    I love how facepalm is an even split between people making honest (albeit stupid) mistakes and examples of society being broken

  • @jadethest0ne
    @jadethest0ne Год назад +302

    I'm a lifeguard and cpr/first aid certified - in America at least, you can't get sued for something like breaking ribs during CPR. It's not that uncommon for it to happen, and people acting in good faith to help save a life are protected under what is literally called the "Good Samaritan Law"

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Год назад +7

      I mean you can if you just like tackle a random person and start doing cpr for no reason

    • @captainroberts6318
      @captainroberts6318 Год назад +19

      ​@@teathesilkwing7616 lol that's assault at that point

    • @yeen.7209
      @yeen.7209 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@teathesilkwing7616lmfao, that's the evil samaritan at that point

  • @AnIRLCryptid99
    @AnIRLCryptid99 Год назад +55

    18:19 is hilarious because since it is specifically miniature painting depicted in the tweet, those men are absolutely still killing people with spears and toppling kingdoms. They’re just doing it on the table top

  • @potatogamerfiber
    @potatogamerfiber Год назад +268

    Back when I was a banker, a client tried to deposit Trump dollars asking what their value is. Had to explain these were just souvenirs & their only value is what you can convince someone to buy them for. She was so convinced they had to have real value because they were advertised as such on Trump's website

    • @AlakaxamM
      @AlakaxamM Год назад +34

      That's really sad

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 Год назад +25

      Trump is one of the most successful con artist 😂😂😂

    • @enbycharlie6287
      @enbycharlie6287 Год назад +14

      This just sounds like nfts with extra steps

    • @NamelessAidan
      @NamelessAidan Год назад

      I can't believe how much they're still scamming people into giving them money. There's apparently a "commemorative gold $5000 trump dollar" now as well that at least some people are genuinely excited for.

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +3

      I- people actually believed it was rea; money??

  • @averageinsuranceenthusiast
    @averageinsuranceenthusiast Год назад +167

    “Men used to run around with spears and topple kingdoms”
    men also used to die at about 30

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 Год назад +9

      4 years left HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Sc2WarCriminal
      @Sc2WarCriminal Год назад +4

      💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

    • @hmnhntr
      @hmnhntr Месяц назад

      Also, that wasn't some great time for most people.
      Every empire toppled is an untold number of people who had to flee and leave their lives behind
      Every soldier with a spear was a man with a family wondering if he would ever come home
      I don't get how people romanticize this stuff.

  • @shaemarie2128
    @shaemarie2128 Год назад +226

    Not 4 minutes into the video Click helped me overcome personal bias;
    I was cheated on personally ( many years ago now lol ) so during the confession story my initial thought was that it was satisfying for a cheater to be caught and the face consequences. But click is so gentle and empathetic he made me realize that the cheater is still a person deserving of privacy and control in navigating such a personal situation, and that the priest was in fact wrong, as someone who is supposed to create that safe and trustworthy place to guide people, not make decisions for them.
    Thank you click for helping me realize my own folly lmao

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand Год назад

      For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
      The adulterous shall be put to death, you realise.

    • @siliciaveerah9327
      @siliciaveerah9327 Год назад +1

      everytime i see someone parked like that an overwhelming urge to put the BB sized ball bearings into the valve stem cap of the tires

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 Год назад +15

      That's really mature, ty for sharing your change of mind with us.

    • @yuzuchi5381
      @yuzuchi5381 4 месяца назад

      i still believe cheater should be forced out of society or atleast that shit should be published in the news paper and online

    • @makakachaput
      @makakachaput 3 месяца назад

      ​@@yuzuchi5381 wow... extreme much? 💀

  • @snorpenbass4196
    @snorpenbass4196 Год назад +313

    It's okay to not like Muskyhusky, Click. He didn't actually have the ideas for all those cool things. There's even a fun incident where someone literally gave him an idea during an interview, and then in a much later interview _with that same person_ he claimed _he_ had the idea.

    • @thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818
      @thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 Год назад +46

      Oh so like Thomas Edison! Yet another reason my boy Nikola Tesla would hate his guts.

    • @ldorman
      @ldorman Год назад +3

      Actually that's wrong.
      Just look up the video.
      He admits that when they were talking about it, he realised that they csn do that change as the reporter mentioned a technical solution they didn't thought of and then they implemented it.
      Also, what do you want.
      Are you asking money for it, you think he should pay the reporter?

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад

      Yeah, Muskrat is pretty much a shady opportunist who worms his way into control of other people's companies, then extorts them into naming him a co-founder.

    • @lord_moist
      @lord_moist Год назад +8

      @The Werewolf of Wagga Wagga it's Nikola Tesla's ghost that is setting all those Tesla cars on fire

    • @wormybobcat3706
      @wormybobcat3706 Год назад +5

      @@ldorman what would you want if someone took a concept you made and got money off of it?

  • @Aavazandum
    @Aavazandum Год назад +448

    If click gets demonetised cuz of the thumbnail, while that add remains a thing, I’m gonna cry

    • @themarc7108
      @themarc7108 Год назад +43

      Don't worry, I am pretty sure it is written that community guidelines don't apply to ads.
      So yes, technically they can show the ads no problem, however if you show it in a video, YOU will have problems, not them.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Год назад +1

      @@themarc7108 Well yes, but youtube don't really have a very good record of sticking to their own guidelines. They kinda just make everything up as they go along, specifically leaning towards dumb decisions above anything else.

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 Год назад

      @@themarc7108 thats such an shitty thing to do

    • @peachy_lili
      @peachy_lili Год назад +31

      @@themarc7108 because we can't have nice things when mega-corporations own everything T_T

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Год назад +6

      They most likely will

  • @Random-sk6hm
    @Random-sk6hm Год назад +74

    I know you probably won't see this but I just want to say thank you Click. I suffer from severe OCD and some days I spend over 6 hours in the bathroom and I'm so tired and exhausted. Sometimes it's 6pm or even later before I finally eat breakfast and I've been doing so while watching your videos. After a really long and hard day you make me feel safe and relaxed, not to mention putting a smile on my face. Sometimes I feel so numb but I know that for at least 30 minutes I can be somewhere comfortable. As a member of the queer community I also want to say that it means so much to have a creator respecting and treating us like human beings. I've realised so much about myself through your videos including some of the unacceptable ways I've been treated by my 'parents' and 'family' all my life. You made me feel like I can be whoever I want to and I just want to say thank you for that. Sorry for the rant, ig I just needed to vent.

  • @Ratryoshka
    @Ratryoshka Год назад +133

    "emotions are stored in the hips" is the new "pee is stored in the balls"

  • @NiaJustNia
    @NiaJustNia Год назад +172

    So the eyeball tattoo one, the guy had no idea how to do sclera tattoos but claimed he did, then used normal skin tattooing techniques and ink on her eyeballs, basically rupturing her eyes. She's fully blind in one eye, and her other eye had to be removed and replaced with a prosthetic.

    • @DJdoppIer
      @DJdoppIer Год назад +41

      Holy crap, I hope she sues the everloving shit out of that guy.

    • @deadheat1635
      @deadheat1635 Год назад +25

      Weird trend, but for once it wasn’t the trends fault.

    • @allisond.46
      @allisond.46 Год назад +1

      In other words, a tattoo artist blinded your friend.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Год назад

      That's so sad!😢

    • @TechTchno
      @TechTchno Год назад +1

      Sclera tattoos are a real thing??? Cob I couldn't imagine-

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Год назад +59

    RUclips: Your content has to be advertiser friendly.
    The advertisers:

    • @felixwilliams7204
      @felixwilliams7204 Год назад

      Lol

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +4

      I've actually had an ad where a woman was tied to a x shaped standing board basically covered with nothing, while monsters were surrounding her. And it was in a different, more "realistic" artstyle than not only the actual game, but even just the rest of the ad. It was also one of the Hero Wars ads that completely lie about the actual gameplay of the app (specifically this one was one of the tower ads where you basically just do math to add and multiply values). Not to mention the sheer number of Replika (or some other ai girlfriend) ads I've gotten (by which I mean the ads that aren't videos but just appear in your reccomended either on your homescreen or when you're watching a video) that straight up say "you can roleplay and have her send you nsfw images" with that as the whole selling point. And it's usually in a meme format with the person being uninterested until they're told that.

  • @TheDotButLoooong
    @TheDotButLoooong Год назад +219

    Why the hell did they punish the only person actually following the law

    • @o-mangaming5042
      @o-mangaming5042 Год назад +47

      Because they couldn't really catch the others without endangering the public, and those others knew it. That's why they blew right by the guy who was parked. It's a common practice in group speeding that you don't stop going, you just make sure there's somebody slower than you to give the cops someone to catch.

    • @eirinym
      @eirinym Год назад +75

      If there's any citation, he can dispute it due to having actual video of what was going on. I once was pulled over by a cop and they wrote me a citation for something that I didn't do, and could prove it was the case. Got that fine dismissed by taking it to the court and showing evidence. At the very least there's a chance of doing that.

    • @MadEyeScienceK
      @MadEyeScienceK Год назад +23

      Because cops in america aren't actually bound by much more than "pretty please" to do things which actually help public good.

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl Год назад +15

      Because it's America, where nothing makes sense.

    • @MissRay42691
      @MissRay42691 Год назад +1

      He wasn't even revving his bike like the jackass said he was lol smh

  • @VoxVocisCruora
    @VoxVocisCruora Год назад +484

    9:40 For a lot of Tattoo parlors, their policy regarding words/sentences/names is that it is the client's responsibility to make sure everything is correct/what they want before the tattoo inking is started. Usually this involves them asking you to double check the sketch the artist has done of the lettering (if it's a freehanded sketch) or the template transferred onto you (if you've brought your own premade design.)
    A good artist will usually point out mistakes they notice, because they care about what they're putting on you, but at least to all the parlors I've been to, this isn't actually a requirement. A tattoo artist doesn't have to check spelling and grammar themselves if it's not explicitly stated in their parlor's policy. That's not their job. Their job is to put what you want onto your own skin, so if you tell them everything looks good with the sketch/template, even if there's a glaringly obvious typo, that's on you, not them.
    When I got my first quote inked onto me, my artist was very clear and firm with me that I needed to make absolutely sure that the design I'd brought it was exactly what I wanted, urging me to double and triple check the spelling and punctuation. And when I asked him about it, he told me he did it with everyone who wanted written tattoos, because he was determined to never make those sorts of mistakes. He said that written tattoos come under heavier scrutiny than other tattoos, and such silly/stupid mistakes shine a poor light on Tattoo artists themselves; because everyone assumes it's the artists fault for the mistake.
    Some artists do indeed make such mistakes on accident, but usually, with these sorts of errors, it's because neither artist nor the client caught them or the client okayed the design without really bothering to make sure everything was correct.

    • @Arwen_XIV
      @Arwen_XIV Год назад +46

      Imagine getting bad review because your client.s can't spell shit. I can see how nervre wracking it could be for small businesses.

    • @steph0711
      @steph0711 Год назад +8

      The one "o" missing wasn't the bad part of the tattoo imo though... what bothered me was that the lines weren't straight. I understand that the arm isn't a straight canvas and curves, but those lines are curving all over the place. It's a nice tattoo, the "o" can be fixed by squeezing one in, but the curving lines are an eyesore. At least to me.

    • @femboybrooks
      @femboybrooks Год назад +1

      Shortest comment award goes to.... :

    • @0Clewi0
      @0Clewi0 Год назад +4

      I mean, I get you, but if it's kinda soon I also get the grief can affect your proofreading abilities.

    • @writeonshell
      @writeonshell Год назад +14

      I had Allons-y tattooed on me about 10 years ago and had a similar experience where both me and the artist read over it and checked it multiple times 🤣
      Then again, I've also published books and know that you can have 10 people look over words and an error can still slip through. Then an 11th person will come along (after its "final") and find the error 🙈🙉🙊 usually its the simpler words too because you're focused on getting the difficult ones right

  • @tsarkiel8471
    @tsarkiel8471 Год назад +42

    “I don’t run around with an axe anymore.” I will assume clicky did run around with an axe in hand prior to this video

    • @TevelDrinkwater
      @TevelDrinkwater Год назад +5

      "I used to. I still do, but I used to too." - the Click, probably.

  • @blak4831
    @blak4831 Год назад +154

    Worked in retail and was tight with the security guy, fake cameras are intermixed with real ones to dissuade shoplifters and make it harder to find blindspots. While just buying more real cameras wouldn’t be that expensive, upgrading the server space that stores and processes all the footage would be

  • @TrollinAnnie
    @TrollinAnnie Год назад +245

    The story you are talking about from the 1920's was actually done as a movie called Changeling with Angelina Jolie as the mother. Good movie.
    Another fun fact : Her son was circumsized and the boy they gave her was not. She pointed this out but she was told she was just hysterical and not remembering correctly

    • @LRM12o8
      @LRM12o8 Год назад +45

      For a second I thought they'd told her they had repaired his foreskin.
      Sounds about right for the folks who told her to "try this baby out"

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Год назад +41

      He was also a different height if I remember correctly. Like the replacement kid was much shorter than her bio kid.

    • @TrollinAnnie
      @TrollinAnnie Год назад +47

      @@basementdwellercosplay The whole investigation and situation was a horrible injustice. Shone a huge spotlight on a corrupt LA police system

    • @Dfarrey
      @Dfarrey Год назад +38

      At least in the movie, she got the doctor who performed the circumcision to speak on her behalf. People's reaction was basically "maybe the foreskin grew back?"

    • @SlothDaan
      @SlothDaan Год назад +12

      This is why people believe crazy conspiracy theories.. they sound less crazy than these truths. 😅

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 Год назад +53

    23:55 Ailurus saw this post and determined that the mod was insecure and jealous. After the incident, everyone criticized the r/Art mods and they, seeing the justified criticism as bullying, privated the sub for "brigading"

    • @hexonyou
      @hexonyou Год назад +14

      tbf r/Art is definitely a cesspit when it comes to mods. My first post ever was removed, and when I asked for clarification the mod basically said I should know what I did wrong (despite my post matching all the rules) and was incredibly condescending. I was like okay f that, there's better friggin' places to post than feed someone else's need to abuse any power they can get.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +3

      @@hexonyou I wish you could force a subreddit's name to get changed

    • @voidboi2831
      @voidboi2831 Год назад

      @@hexonyoupeople saying “you know what you did” when it comes to breaking rules is always so dumb because *I* checked all the rules. nothing is wrong here. so to me it just looks like youre making shit up. “you know what you did” I’m not even sure that you know what i did, let alone if I know what i did

  • @iota_tau
    @iota_tau Год назад +117

    Everytime someone says "No medicine, if God says it's my time" I think of the Drowning Man:
    A fellow was stuck on his rooftop in a flood. He was praying to God for help.
    Soon a man in a rowboat came by and the fellow shouted to the man on the roof, “Jump in, I can save you.”
    The stranded fellow shouted back, “No, it’s OK, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me.”
    So the rowboat went on.
    Then a motorboat came by. “The fellow in the motorboat shouted, “Jump in, I can save you.”
    To this the stranded man said, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
    So the motorboat went on.
    Then a helicopter came by and the pilot shouted down, “Grab this rope and I will lift you to safety.”
    To this the stranded man again replied, “No thanks, I’m praying to God and he is going to save me. I have faith.”
    So the helicopter reluctantly flew away.
    Soon the water rose above the rooftop and the man drowned. He went to Heaven. He finally got his chance to discuss this whole situation with God, at which point he exclaimed, “I had faith in you but you didn’t save me, you let me drown. I don’t understand why!”
    To this God replied, “I sent you a rowboat and a motorboat and a helicopter, what more did you expect?”

    • @iclynnx
      @iclynnx Год назад +46

      Moral of the story: accept help. Healthcare is a gift, whether you're religious or not. God would want you to live for as long as possible, to live the best life.

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Год назад +19

      My father delivers a slightly different punchline: "I sent you a rowboat, a motorboat, and a helicopter, meet me halfway."

    • @danielcrafter9349
      @danielcrafter9349 Год назад +9

      Also a solid reasoning to get vaccinces
      So many anti-vaxxers are religious, and I'm just... also the Bible literally says "God helps those that give help to themselves"

  • @dyphonix
    @dyphonix Год назад +194

    Elon Musk's all time Twitter usage tweets are this in a nutshell:
    - You know you have made it when your face is all around the city.
    - THOSE ARE WANTED POSTERS

  • @CelestialAnamoly
    @CelestialAnamoly Год назад +33

    26:23 I remember a shelter-in-place drill at school where we all hung out in the boy's locker room. I was fascinated by how much more graffiti there was than the girl's locker room I was used to.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад +5

      As a guy, men/boy's locker rooms and bathrooms tend to be absolutely disgusting. At my school, any time I use the stalls, I have to check to make sure that the last person who used it actually flushed the toilet (and this includes people who pooped). I also have to wipe off the toilet seats of toilet water (and pee but I try to ignore that). The seat thing is a bit understandable because our toilets at my school send water everywhere when you flush them, but mostly it is just guys not aiming into the toilet properly. Also, all of the stall walls have tons of stuff carved into them including stuff about jerking off.

    • @CelestialAnamoly
      @CelestialAnamoly Год назад +2

      @Coda Blair oh wow, I wonder how much of the graffiti in the locker room way back when was innuendos that went over my head!

  • @nevrikx
    @nevrikx Год назад +174

    The funniest thing about the Pizza box response is Greta didn't even accuse Tate of any Crimes so their point would be irrelevant even if they were correct

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +34

      Exactly she just roasted him lmao and he revealed his location stupidly while trying to save face

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie Год назад +23

      the fact that there's people who legit defend tate is terrifying, and it's not even a small group of people who get laughed off the internet, it's a concerning amount of people

    • @nevrikx
      @nevrikx Год назад +2

      Alas

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Год назад

      When did the douche jump from alpha-male d-bag too literal slave trader

    • @Atlessa
      @Atlessa Год назад +2

      Your pfp makes me so anxious... o.o

  • @arsciencekid4489
    @arsciencekid4489 Год назад +798

    I am a Christian and one of my favorite stories my father used to tell me.
    Once there was a woman who’s whole town was hit by a great storm, there was an announcement to evacuate and she prayed for god to help her. As flooding filled the streets a person on a boat comes by and offers to take her to safety but she refuses saying god will save her, the flooding only got worse to where she was stuck on the roof of her house. After a while another boat came by and offered to help her but again she refused as she knew god would save her. After even longer the water covered even the roof and she was stuck treading water when a helicopter came out of nowhere and called to her that they would help her but she stayed firm in not needing help as god would save her. She would lose all her energy and drown only a few hours later. She reaches heaven and asks god why he never came to save her. God replies simply “I gave you a warning, sent two boats and a helicopter!”

    • @haybaleanimations2758
      @haybaleanimations2758 Год назад +176

      I grew up with a slightly different story, but the moral is the same.
      Don't expect things to go exactly the way you think, you might get the same result with a different process.

    • @jat9926
      @jat9926 Год назад +123

      My favorite story. Don’t pray for gods help and wipe your ass with his answers

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 Год назад +29

      My dad told me that story too!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Год назад +15

      I read this in a book

    • @-_-MalevolantShrine-_-
      @-_-MalevolantShrine-_- Год назад +12

      @@jat9926 Amen 😂

  • @aaronmccullers384
    @aaronmccullers384 Год назад +18

    26:39 These kind of posts really infuriate me, not only for the reasons that The Click gave, but also because some people (myself included) do not trust that the tips that you enter into the website/app go 100% to the deliverer so instead the tip is given at the door. If this is the case, the the deliverer basically ends up ruining the food without any reason!
    Also for those wondering, I always make sure to ask the delivery person the first time I use these delivery services if the whole tips go to them or not so I know whether to trust the websites/apps or if their pay gets "adjusted" according to the tipped amount (both of which are possible, even if they are not legally allowed). Never let companies steal their workers' wages.

  • @sarabrenna5525
    @sarabrenna5525 Год назад +182

    8:20 "I am Irish, you are american" this man is a hero.

    • @krose6451
      @krose6451 Год назад +12

      More people need to hear this kind of thing.

    • @jrmckim
      @jrmckim Год назад +1

      So when a African American says they are Nigerian or Ethiopian.. is it different?
      Or
      An Asian American says they're Japanese or Chinese... is it different?

    • @ghostofthemoon
      @ghostofthemoon Год назад +1

      @@jrmckim I think the reason the person said this was because the person who had never been to Ireland even though they were Irish was trying to teach an Irish person living in Ireland about Ireland and wouldn't accept that their teachings were wrong.

  • @DeadlyTiger
    @DeadlyTiger Год назад +75

    Oh man, the dance recital one hit me right in the childhood. I think it was grade 4 or 5 I signed up to be in a school play. Neither of my parents showed up. Never signed up to be in a play again.

    • @mirandarensberger6919
      @mirandarensberger6919 Год назад +14

      I'm so sorry that happened to you. If you ever decide to try being in a play again, let us know when and where, and I will come see you.

    • @someotherworldlybeing3167
      @someotherworldlybeing3167 Год назад +5

      @@mirandarensberger6919 supportive but... What? 😂

    • @firstnamelastname7708
      @firstnamelastname7708 Год назад

      Miranda Rensberger’s offer (if genuine) is really sweet and now I’m hoping this happens.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer Год назад

      Wow

  • @dragonloverlord
    @dragonloverlord Год назад +27

    In regards to the locker-room scenario I believe they were likely having the student change in either a unisex bathroom or staff bathroom as having been a high schooler who refused gender identification myself the standard procedure for this (at least in Michigan anyways) was to just have the kid change in a unisex/staff bathroom and offset showering and such to a separate time it's really not as complicated as people make it out to be also I totally agree with the fact that who ever thought being trans was the most important issue during a school shooting seriously needs to be removed from any position in which they are tasked with overseeing the WELLBEING and SAFETY of children.

    • @yuzuchi5381
      @yuzuchi5381 4 месяца назад

      i bet all the nazis over there were having a party afterwards cause they "got rid of one of those"

  • @aox7507
    @aox7507 Год назад +446

    Click, you're a positive role model, even in this tiny corner of the often chaotic and tone deaf internet; thanks for being a safe space for us, we couldn't be more grateful.
    Also a small bit of advice somewhat related to the needle in eye failed tattoo story; avoid the game Dead Space 2, it became infamous for a similar scene that's mandatory and playable. Then again, I don't recall you being a big fan of horror so I don't imagine you'd seek it out but just in case.

    • @TheClick
      @TheClick  Год назад +141

      Oh I already know that one sadly haha

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Год назад +16

      What about the Neuromods in Prey?

    • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
      @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 Год назад +22

      @@DraconicDuelist yeah that scene hurt a bit to watch, neuromods would not be fun, I’d get at most 1 neuromod if they were sold publicly, assuming I wouldn’t know much about how they’re made or the risks

    • @NoxDolore
      @NoxDolore Год назад +4

      Oh god yeah, I remember that.

  • @thewinterprince1731
    @thewinterprince1731 Год назад +43

    That cop is guilty of abusing his authority, like a jerk.
    Seriously though I hope that cop got in some serious trouble for that.

    • @caeneusii
      @caeneusii Год назад +1

      Cops?! Getting in trouble?!?! Not in my America! /s (but seriously though, there’s no way he got in trouble for that)

  • @NotUlpoadingAnything
    @NotUlpoadingAnything Год назад +24

    That story about the mom given the wrong kid and locked up when she insisted he wasn't her son was turned into a movie with Angelina Jolie called "The Changeling."

  • @johannam000
    @johannam000 Год назад +123

    22:05 my father was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer in 2014 and he literally only survived because of the great job the doctors and the chemotherapy did. I don't remember exactly what his whole therapy included, but I do know that we were all so glad that it helped him to beat the cancer. We would've given anything to make his pain just evaporate, but it didn't exist then and it'll probably take humanity a little while until that could be reality. He was as healthy as a derby horse before his diagnosis, sometimes bad things just happen. I really despise people who think so little of the wonders of medicine nowadays, anyone working in any sort of medical field, who has to deal with this sort of people deserves some extra respect!

    • @whelpthereitis2577
      @whelpthereitis2577 Год назад +3

      That is amazing the doctors and treatment, as well as his determination, found a way to address the cancer head on.
      What I find interest though in this meme at the time you stamped that no one mentions from the image.... the marijuana smoker's "lung" is just two marijuana buds sitting side-by-side
      ... also, F**K Cancer

  • @ShadeDeMonesko
    @ShadeDeMonesko Год назад +42

    If we are talking about copyright strikes - I am an opera singer and sometimes I post bits from my rehearsals on IG. Once I got strike from Sony. It was literally me singing an aria from Puccini. His music does not belong to Sony. It was not even on stage, just from the first orchestra rehearsal. We were going back and forth a couple of times. I think that in the end that reel is still blocked in Russia, but available everywhere else. Sometimes it all is so stupid.

    • @EchoL0C0
      @EchoL0C0 Год назад +3

      Copyright is totally broken.

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Год назад +1

      I had posted some old vacation videos of fire dancing entertainers and went to check a few months ago. These videos are from 2012ish. Every single public video had a copyright claim on them. Each video had less than 10 views lmao

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Год назад +27

    The girl with the black eyeballs is ironically really well suited to them now that she's blind

  • @MyVanHaven
    @MyVanHaven Год назад +128

    Lol my friend Aaron was the one with the dead professor still teaching lessons, and the context from the rest of his thread was that THEY DIDN'T TELL THE STUDENTS. He tried to contact his prof with questions but the email got pinged back, so he contacted the administrators to see if he could get ahold of the professor with his questions before the next test & that's when they told him "You can't, he's dead." Lmao.

    • @alex_blue5802
      @alex_blue5802 Год назад +23

      It's one thing to use lectures if they're truly exceptional quality, but there should be a live professor or at least a TA assigned to the course. It seems like they're just trying to squeeze out every last penny from this poor dead man.

    • @captainroberts6318
      @captainroberts6318 Год назад +4

      ​@@alex_blue5802 that's exactly what they were doing, colleges that operate for profit resort to the same awful behavior that corporations do.

    • @ccaagg
      @ccaagg Год назад +3

      @@alex_blue5802 This is why professors will refuse to record lectures. It's not because they hate students and don't want to give the option of flexibility, it's because they know the university is going to use those recordings to effectively remove their power to strike and perhaps eliminate the need to even employ them anymore at all.

    • @cpcoultertweedles7216
      @cpcoultertweedles7216 3 месяца назад

      I was about to say that hopefully they’re paying the family if the professor is still ‘teaching’, but now I’m doubting they’re doing that

  • @transnightwalker7973
    @transnightwalker7973 Год назад +134

    As someone who worked for almost a decade in a big box store here in the states, I can tell you most places do use fake cameras. They also happen to mix in some real ones so unless you actually pull them apart you won’t know which is which. Even the big ones hanging from the ceiling are a mix of real and fake. The only way you know which of those are real is if someone using a forklift screws up.
    Edit: Just wanted to add that I will now be calling dodge rams “‘Merica vans”. I’d love to see the look on the face of the guy who parked like that if you called it any kind of ‘van’.

    • @Sc2WarCriminal
      @Sc2WarCriminal Год назад

      L name

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 Год назад +10

      @@Sc2WarCriminal I hope you recover from the brain damage soon ❤

    • @psuedo_levi
      @psuedo_levi 10 месяцев назад

      ​@Sc2WarCriminal ok "war criminal" 🤡

  • @isjor5
    @isjor5 Год назад +22

    That titanic joke takes a minute to sink in

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer Год назад +103

    *(**30:35**)* - So what she's saying is "Trauma is stored in the ass".
    The great sequel to "Pee is stored in the balls". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AspiringToFailure
    @AspiringToFailure Год назад +152

    I saw an ad to donate money to research improving the efficacy of windfarms. They said they even tried to play Country music, to see if performance would improve.
    Unfortunately it didn't work because they're all big heavy metal fans.

  • @krishaunafisher
    @krishaunafisher Год назад +16

    for the twerking for releasing trauma thing, the only thing i agree with is the body does store tauma( ex. tight jaw or back pain when stressed) and doing yoga, streches, exercises ect. can help release it. but twerking? sure? if theres trauma stored in your butt and hips i guess?

  • @quakxy_dukx
    @quakxy_dukx Год назад +98

    Fun history fact: 1900 years ago in the 2nd century, a Greek author by the name of Lucian wrote a space adventure sci-fi novel called “A True Story” and it’s wild. It’s got everything from epic battles on Venus to mpreg moon men

    • @grindory
      @grindory Год назад +7

      Seems like an Interesting book

    • @EdelweissConfederacy
      @EdelweissConfederacy Год назад +6

      Thank you for recommending me something new to read!

    • @G-Forces
      @G-Forces Год назад

      bot

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda Год назад +8

      ok I've gotta read that, mpreg moon men sounds awesome

    • @John_Weiss
      @John_Weiss Год назад +9

      "Lucian of Samosata" is his full name. Both he and an entry for the story is on Wikipedia, and you can google it as well.

  • @sentient_dinosaurplush
    @sentient_dinosaurplush Год назад +68

    atheism isn’t going to the restaurant and believing there‘s no cook in the back. It’s believing there is a cook in the back because they know how a restaurant operates instead of believing there is one there because their food couldn’t have spawned out of nothing but it still must’ve magically appeared through some magical all powerful all knowing guy. and I ain’t even atheist lmao 💀

    • @Jermbot15
      @Jermbot15 Год назад +9

      Atheism is going to a blueberry bush and not believing there is a chef in the back.

    • @naolucillerandom5280
      @naolucillerandom5280 Год назад +5

      @@Jermbot15 do bushes have a back?
      - agnostic

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад

      @@naolucillerandom5280 exactly.

  • @Struudeli
    @Struudeli Год назад +16

    Suing someone for accidentally breaking a bone while giving cpr really feels so, so horrible. I have a friend who lost his wife and while giving cpr broke multiple of her ribs. The trauma is something I hope I will never be able to completely understand. Breaking ribs is pretty common while giving cpr. It's better to have a broken rib than be dead. In the worst situation you may have both and a husband who's traumatized for life and lost his will to live.

  • @gossemstuff3255
    @gossemstuff3255 Год назад +49

    23:16 this is a great example of what's known as the clbuttic mistake. basically it's about search and replace algorithms being too trigger happy, so for example if you wanted to censor the word "ass" by replacing it with "butt", and your text contains the word "classic", the algorithm will see the ass in classic and replace it with butt, thus a clbuttic mistake

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Год назад +9

      Omg... Nbutter. 🤣

    • @gossemstuff3255
      @gossemstuff3255 Год назад +6

      @@chatboulon743 They don't say "bred Nbutter" for no reason 😏

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Год назад +1

      I've always heard it as the Scunthorpe Problem.

  • @revampedharpy09
    @revampedharpy09 Год назад +79

    4:44 the thing that sucks about this is i actually do remember hearing about a similar case where the woman (understandably) got a lot of crap for it... only for it to come out that the only reason she sued was because her health insurance wouldnt cover the costs unless she sued him.

    • @adventurekitty101
      @adventurekitty101 Год назад +18

      Sometimes I’m glad I live in Canada. It sucks that people have to either sue the person who saved their life in order for their insurance to pay or to sue them just because they can’t pay for their own medical bills.

    • @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor
      @CodaBlairLucarioEmperor Год назад

      That makes me think of when the media demonized the woman who sued over mcdonald's coffee (can't remember her name) when in fact not only did she actively admit that spilling the coffee was her fault, she also only wanted money to pay her medical bills. As well as how it wasn't like burning your mouth on something hot, but actually third degree burns to between her legs, including her labia, because McDonalds was illegally serving their coffee at temperatures not only over the legally acceptable temperature for consumption, but way over boiling.
      And people still demonize her and consider her a Karen,

    • @captainroberts6318
      @captainroberts6318 Год назад +5

      Wtf that's such shady business practice. Insurance as an industry is so fucked in America, medical bills cost so much here because they overprice everything then give a discount to insurance companies, to basically force people into getting insurance.

  • @SillyEwe
    @SillyEwe Год назад +9

    The r/art one was something I had to deal with in high school, which was way before any AI stuff. A lot of the local art community consists of seniors and they though digital art was inferior. I wound up making a comic about how I make my digital art and it cleared up the misconceptions.

  • @LyhFlare
    @LyhFlare Год назад +123

    I'm on my 8th day without a cigarette, trying to quit after 15+ years of smoking...
    Your videos always hit the spot ~
    ///EDIT///
    Thank you all for your lovely support

    • @sayk5728
      @sayk5728 Год назад +8

      take it easy but also do ur best to achieve ur goal & be consistent,gradually ofc!👍👍
      wish u the best,u got this!!☺💜💜

    • @hailyjohnson407
      @hailyjohnson407 Год назад +6

      Be kind to yourself if you do happen to slip up, all hope is not lost! You've made it this far, and you can keep going! Wishing you all the best 💕 it's really hard. I watched my dad try to quit on and off for almost 10 years, and now he has finally been cigarette free since November 2020! He still uses nicotine pouches to get by, but he's been trying to wean off of those as well.

    • @LyhFlare
      @LyhFlare Год назад +3

      @@sayk5728 tysm for your kind words :)

    • @LyhFlare
      @LyhFlare Год назад +2

      @@hailyjohnson407 congrats to your dad! I can only agree that it's rough, and thank you for your kind words ~

    • @UnicornsPoopRainbows
      @UnicornsPoopRainbows Год назад +2

      I've heard the first 2 weeks is biological and afterwards it's all psychological habits. You can do it!! Just imagine how much better food is going to taste when you have your taste buds working at 100%!!

  • @katwitanruna
    @katwitanruna Год назад +93

    I would VERY loudly explain how we treat service animals when my kids were little. Educate everyone!!

    • @DumPixels
      @DumPixels Год назад +12

      Yeah, that’s good. Even if it wasn’t a service dog, that still warrants a serious discussion on why that’s not ok.

    • @katwitanruna
      @katwitanruna Год назад +10

      @@DumPixels That was another lesson in itself. “Why do we not go up to animals we do not know?”

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 Год назад +2

      @@katwitanruna Because sooner or later the animal we approach in this manner will remind the offender why it is important to be respectful.

  • @Amy-ky5wr
    @Amy-ky5wr Год назад +6

    25:39 you'd think that if locker rooms were considered safe places in a shooting, that they'd be teaching kids to run to the closest locker room whether it's their usual one or not.
    Don't want girls running from a gunman, "oh thank goodness here's a locker room to shelter in.... oh no wait, that's the boys', gotta run over to the other side of the block to the girls' " and vice versa for boys.
    Teach kids that an emergency like that is definitely one of the times etiquette about not going into the opposite gender's change room can be ignored.

  • @Doc_Trancy
    @Doc_Trancy Год назад +37

    That whole twerking releases trauma thing sounds like someone wanted/needed to have an excuse to twerk. And people being people, idiots believed her and now we have this weird belief system

  • @StormTheSquid
    @StormTheSquid Год назад +39

    The thing about the "Nordic culture" post is, for descendants of immigrants, especially in America, you can feel detached from society as a whole around you, and many people try to "get in touch with their heritage" in a sense. It's about not feeling alone, about feeling connected to someone, somewhere, when your immediate surroundings don't have that connection.

    • @rose_2139
      @rose_2139 11 месяцев назад +8

      I can definitely see this, and I think the vast majority of people are respectful about it. The few that see fit to condescendingly explain those cultures to the people who have grown up in them give everyone else a bad name

  • @jordanf0707
    @jordanf0707 Год назад +4

    I was working as a lifeguard and camp counselor. There was this one older lady who claimed she knew how to swim, before doing the mandatory swim checks, and jumped into the deep end without instruction, or telling anyone. No one noticed for a few seconds because we had the pool off limits at the time, and it was gated off. After we realized she wasn’t in the group I immediately jumped into the pool and grabbed her. My buddy and I began CPR and she was fine but she later tried to press charges for a broken rib-
    *and being 16- I wasn’t exactly able to take a law suit, luckily she didn’t get very far with it.

  • @chilanya
    @chilanya Год назад +62

    30:36 the girl who says shaking releases tension is not wrong. i can imagine shaking / shimmying moves in various dance styles help to relax muscle tension and as a result, also relieve mental stress. it's not a miracle pain solving thing, though.

    • @hyouka4567
      @hyouka4567 Год назад +14

      I’m pretty sure the ideas are rooted in somatic psychology theory as well but the lady kinda just worded it all wrong 💀

    • @stormthescarred2211
      @stormthescarred2211 Год назад +4

      What you're thinking of is stimming! It's a behavior we use to release excess energy. You probably do it all the time without realizing, things like bouncing your leg, or pacing, or waving your hands around, etc. It's more pronounced in people with ADHD and Autism, but it does happen to everyone and it's actually a good, healthy why to let out energy. That is unless the stim itself is harmful (eg. hitting your head)

  • @Groffili
    @Groffili Год назад +36

    It has been said that AI art would be the death of real artists. I would never have thought it came by real artists being accused of being/using AI.
    It's not my world anymore.

    • @snekysneks
      @snekysneks Год назад +19

      I think the biggest issue with ai art is that it takes real art for the algorithms, art that is typically taken without permission or credit given.

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Год назад +2

      I have a suspicion that if the artist were to use traditional art techniques, like painting or something, it'll still get flagged as AI art. This moderator was 1000% on a power trip.

  • @sxmmerfaun3917
    @sxmmerfaun3917 Год назад +7

    25:45 my biology teacher did the same. She separated boys and girls during a shooter drill in her classroom. There was a non-binary kid who didn’t know where to go, she sent them to the gender they were assigned at birth

  • @carrielankford4036
    @carrielankford4036 Год назад +54

    "Zebras twerk because of generational trauma. That is a sentence I have never heard before. I laughed so hard i choked. Thanks for that.

    • @saiyasha848
      @saiyasha848 Год назад +5

      I now really want casual geographics take on that. Just because

  • @Ahrpigi
    @Ahrpigi Год назад +26

    Breaking ribs in CPR is not only common but a sign you're doing it hard enough. It sucks, but better than dying!

  • @brynecol
    @brynecol Год назад +1

    Fun fact if you have a fake security camera up and signs saying that surveillance is happening, and a crime happens, you can be sued for not being able to provide video evidence because you said that you had active cameras!

  • @Bevgins
    @Bevgins Год назад +35

    Finally get cleared by my doctor to start on T after waiting almost 6yrs because of various other health stuff and then see a click upload. Some days are just genuinely good.

    • @jaithewizard
      @jaithewizard Год назад +7

      Congrats! I just restarted T and it's an amazing milestone you should be proud of

  • @lampekartoffel
    @lampekartoffel Год назад +54

    11:00 I honestly can't fathom how someone would want their eyeballs tattood. I get full on body shivers, when someone just hints at me getting my vision corrected through surgery. Hell, I didn't even complete the free 1 week trial of linces, because it took me ages to get them into and out of my eyes - everything in me just told me not to touch my damn eyeballs!

  • @ethribin4188
    @ethribin4188 Год назад +7

    30:16 actually yes. They are making a statement.
    Some places in the usa are upset that regulations encourage (or in their eyes "enforce") people to buy electric cars, build electric car infrastructure, and not buy gas guzzlers.
    So they are trying to do the opposit.
    Why?
    Childishness. Thats why.

  • @thedinothing1024
    @thedinothing1024 Год назад +20

    29:53 Fun little fact: Ginkgo Trees first appeared about 290 million years ago, which is about 40 million years before the Triassic period and about 40 million to 90 million years before the dinosaurs

  • @geraintthomas4343
    @geraintthomas4343 Год назад +19

    With the cpr one: i suspect the person may have had to show that they tried to sue for their insurance to pay out. I vaguely recall a story about an aunt who had to sue her nephew to be able to get medical care covered.

    • @bosstowndynamics5488
      @bosstowndynamics5488 Год назад +4

      Iirc that particular case was because it was the nephew's public indemnity insurance that was covering the injury, not the aunt's health insurance (it was an injury on their property or something). Randos on the street don't have medical indemnity for first aid.

  • @Speedj2
    @Speedj2 Год назад +8

    24:22 wait, so some people now think that AI art is its own style? and even if that is the case, since when are artists not allowed to take inspiration from other artists?

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus Год назад +75

    If a woman pulled that "you look like my first husband but I've never been married" line... if I thought she was interesting, I'd probably respond with something like "yeah and I just got a Western Union letter from my future self not to screw this up" or something

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад

      Failing to understand when someone is propositioning you, is the bitterest of fails. Nothing quite so painful as cockblocking yourself.

  • @theagentsquidfiles504
    @theagentsquidfiles504 Год назад +23

    16:23 It's worth noting that in some states in the U.S. it is actually legal for motorcyclists to run red lights to help put down on traffic congestion and because some modern traffic lights are sensor-based, and sometimes motorcycles don't trip the sensors so they'll arrive at a light that doesn't turn from red to green for them.
    Regardless, they are supposed to make sure that its safe to run the red light before they do, so the fact that the officer pulled over the motorcylcist who did stop safely is still a FacePalm moment.

    • @hesjustthisguyyaknow
      @hesjustthisguyyaknow Год назад +1

      in some states it is legal for motocycles to drive between the lanes of cars to the front of the intersection to reduce traffic congestion. what state is it legal for them to run the red light?

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Год назад +2

      @@hesjustthisguyyaknow The same state where it's okay to harass a motorcyclist for "revving his engine too loud... like a jerk." 😂

  • @Morana-mori
    @Morana-mori Год назад +5

    22:50 idk but something about hearing clicky go from praising demons for being wholesome devils to talking about how god helped make the vaccine is just so *chefs kiss* that it makes me happy I’m not the only one that thinks like that

  • @autisticnation7140
    @autisticnation7140 Год назад +15

    For the door dasher. A lot of door dash customers tip in cash(me included) because sometimes door-dash steals tips. So someone would see they were getting a 0 dollar tip and then get to my door and I hand them a 10 or 20 because I’m too lazy to break my bills

    • @youtubeuniversity3638
      @youtubeuniversity3638 Год назад +5

      "I'd like to make it so Door Dash can't rob you of your tip. Have this."

    • @autisticnation7140
      @autisticnation7140 Год назад +3

      @@youtubeuniversity3638 Yep that's the plan. I write in the notes 'tip in cash' but some drivers don't realize I tip good till they deliver for the first time

    • @GGG_gaming
      @GGG_gaming Год назад +1

      @@autisticnation7140 I don’t think they can see delivery notes till accepting the order

  • @marithietbrink3352
    @marithietbrink3352 Год назад +24

    Also scared for needles. Also lied down during the vaccine. I also took my bf with me because I needed the emotional support. I got placed in a room with 2 beds, 10 minutes after me another lady got in and she had a dog with her for emotional support. Dogs are the best kind of support since they can littrally give support to anyone. Doggo was amazing in there

  • @SartorialDragon
    @SartorialDragon Год назад +6

    28:28 that's why it's better to tip in cash in person. That's when you know you actually got the service for real, and also (more importantly) one delivery dude told me they don't see 100% of the tip if you tip via the app.
    Maybe different in Sweden (i heard y'all don't like cash and just Swish everything :P ) but if you tip, make doubly sure you tip the delivery person, NOT their superior!!

  • @mollywantshugs5944
    @mollywantshugs5944 Год назад +28

    3:55 this means the priest is banned from participating in communion, which is basically exile from the Catholic Church entirely

  • @marylambkin
    @marylambkin Год назад +75

    I like to think that someday in the future I'll watch these videos with friends the same way that we watch old TV shows now. 20 or 30 years from now we'll be laughing and remembering all of our favorite memes.

  • @demikus
    @demikus Год назад +13

    7:20 one good thing I've seen from his acquisition of Twitter is I've heard the work environment at his other companies (spaceX in particular) has gotten a lot more bearable with his absence since he is focused on his new pet project.

  • @Talkshowhorse_Echna
    @Talkshowhorse_Echna Год назад +30

    With the tipping, I usually tip in person so I know the delivery person gets the money without cuts.
    Also the shaking girl: The movements of zebras with their stripes confuse and dazzle attackers.

    • @runed0s86
      @runed0s86 Год назад +1

      Thank you! You are an ideal customer!

    • @XsaviXander
      @XsaviXander Год назад

      I've always wondered if they actually get all the money I tipped even though DoorDash and GrubHub say they do. Gonna search that up.

    • @stormthescarred2211
      @stormthescarred2211 Год назад

      I don't use those types of apps so I don't understand how it all works, are you able to leave a note with the order to let them know you'll be tipping in person?

    • @RAHelllord
      @RAHelllord 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@stormthescarred2211The app I use allows you to set the tip during checkout and either directly pay it upfront over internet or in person. However since it's recorded the restaurant technically knows how much got tipped and might try to force the driver to hand it over and will only give a fraction back, if anything. It's better to tip off the books in person with whatever you've got on you.

  • @vorerstniemand
    @vorerstniemand Год назад +52

    That hip emotion woman was the pinnacle of "I make a bunch of words up and throw them together to sound smart" huh 😂

    • @dmgroberts5471
      @dmgroberts5471 Год назад

      If you want to do a sexy dance, do a sexy dance. "I want to shake my ass" is a perfectly good enough reason to shake your ass. No excuse is needed.

    • @BrainsofaWeirdArtist
      @BrainsofaWeirdArtist Год назад +4

      Yea she was deliberatey internally intentionally determined to sound intelligent.

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota Год назад +1

      You know, men too have hip motion in all of the original dances. It's a forward thrusting motion. And women have their hip motion in cultures all over the world🧐 thrusting and undulating dances everywhere where there are sexually mature adults... how strange, what must this mean...😅

  • @KariGrafton
    @KariGrafton Год назад +1

    My absolute favorite thing to hear when I'm out with my service dog is a parent explaining to a small child what a service dog is. I love how different the explanations can be depending on the age. Since I also train I'll often stop to talk to people about my dog and service dogs in general, and I'm working on cute stickers to hand out with the logo version of my SD that say "I met Pepper Potts the service dog".

  • @Not4Lime
    @Not4Lime Год назад +53

    As a one legged person, I can verify the stored anxiety and connecting with the ground thing. Since I can't form a proper circuit with the ground, all of my emotions are gone and I am colder than a Siberian winter. /s

  • @bosstowndynamics5488
    @bosstowndynamics5488 Год назад +71

    24:50 So what if it "looks like" AI generated art? What exactly do they think AI generated art is based on?

  • @El1sL1n
    @El1sL1n Год назад +7

    The one about the trans girl getting shut out during a school shooting really stands out to me for one specific reason.
    In my school, if a lockdown happens while you are in the gymnasium, we ALWAYS go to the girls locker room. Doesn't matter if your a boy or a girl. Its because the girls locker room is directly connected to the gym while them boys you have to exit into the hallway to get into.
    If we were to have an actual, geniune school shooting, I wouldn't care if some guy in my class was in there. I don't care if theyre a boy or girl or whatever, it just matters they arent hurt. But that school decided that wether they were a boy or a girl was more important than they're saftey. The top priotitey of ALL teachers during a school shooting should be making sure ALL kids are safe. Doesn't matter if they're cis or trans, gay or straight, as long as they are safe. I hate people and places like this.

  • @orioncrawford9618
    @orioncrawford9618 Год назад +20

    29:19 it worst that he blame her, but her co worker are supporting the Manger and blaming her. A monster is a monster no matter how likable they can be in other situations