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My mom walked by while I was watching this and she stopped and asked, "What is that?". She needed to know about the Emotional Support Demon before she could carry on with her day. She's now chuckling to herself about the, "cute little demon".
THAT'S SO CUTE, I LOVE UR MOM
Lol my niece had a very similar reaction to the plushie on the screen (I had my headphones in, don’t worry! I promised my brother I wouldn’t warp the child’s mind until she’s a teenager) and since I can’t afford to get her one, but I can draw for free, I drew her a little picture of it to carry around (and added little demon wings) and she loves it. Her parents are less happy about it but whaddaya gonna do? 😂
@@TheNormExperience tell them to teach her about real life horrible things. Like pedophiles. Those are real and can hurt kids. A plush toy is a toy.
Or there are other dangerous things in life like slipping on ice and hurting head. Much ouchie, very real.
You know? The things kids should be wary about?
Take another example, horror stories for kids called bedtime stories like don't go to woods, there may be wild animals there that can hurt you, don't talk to random strangers, be polite you never know how pretty the person you're talking with is.
Those are useful stories.
But hey! Hating on a toy is much easier! It can't fight back.
Also. If they really want to make her dislike demons as in, ZE BIG DANGER style demons, introduce them to Warhammer 40 000 and give Nurgle as an example of why demons are scary. Nurgle followers can be nice and pretend to be wholesome. And use anyone as a biobomb. And in the world of Warhammer everyone is a villain in some sort of way, whether they knowingly do horrible things or unkowingly because consequences. Which is also an important lesson on socializing in society.
Real life is full of enough dangers that everyone should know. And methods of dealing with them like knowing how to use fire extinguisher.
But for some reason there is enough tiktok and RUclips videos full of people not knowing. Show them that and then ask if they want to give their kid a red colored ball shaped plush toy with two yellow eyes as a reward for, dunno, maybe learning a few safety rules related to fire?
Why? Because demons - fire is a common trope and her doing effort and getting a fair prize that is kept for yearS may just hammer the safety manual deep enough that when (not if) she needs them, she will act with knowledge, not ignorance.
There. Reasons enough?
@@Muhanoid "Take another example, horror stories for kids called bedtime stories..."
Try looking up the real meaning of Mother Goose stories and Grimm's fairy tales!.
@@ThomasKent1346 Just Grimm’s in general… I mean the point was to scare kids
Also, I want to join that person handing out adoption papers to the people protesting abortion. Like, SERIOUSLY! None of you are willing to adopt, yet have the audacity to deny a person's agency over their own body when the child doesn't even exist yet? And make it so that you FORCE the child to exist, but want NOTHING to do with them after they are born? The hypocrisy is disgusting!
Yep, they're not actually pro-life, they're pro-forced birth.
yeah, american evangelicals are awful
I could rant for days about how broken the foster care system is. I would be out there with him too, showing them articles about the abuse foster kids suffer, telling them the stories I’ve heard. Because they’re not about saving the kids, they’re about controlling people, and it’s so obvious. If I ever saw one of these protests I’d have to whip out my college thesis I swear 😂😂
If I was one of the people walking around. First of all I wouldn’t be in that group. Second of all I was adopted at a young age so if they hand me adoption papers I would ask what the kid’s name is. I would then join them.
The group of people protesting it.
The guy telling people outside planned parenthood to go adopt kids is my hero. I literally wrote my college thesis on how broken the foster care system is and how nobody seems to care about it. I was in foster care myself for about a year and a half, the same year that funding got cut nationwide (bill to cut funding was signed in 2018, went into effect 2019-2020). The home I lived in was supposed to be visited by our Senator but he ghosted us, then that same Senator proceeded to campaign on banning abortion. All of this to say that “pro-life” people tend to not care about life, they only care about control (obviously not all of them, but a lot of them). It makes me genuinely happy to see other people going out there and telling them “if you care about saving kids so much, why don’t you help your local foster kids?” The hero we all deserve.
Was the senator H3rschel W@lker 🫥🙄
@@not-so-obvious_autism777Humongous Wanker?
That's how I read it.
This is an interesting story where you make a good point, but I'm confused as to how you can have written your college thesis already when you were a minor in 2018 and maybe even 2019 or 2020. You got your college thesis over a year ago, and for someone who turned 18 in 2018 (if not later) getting a bachelor's degree in Dec 2022 (at the latest) is already pretty difficult. But then from my knowledge, a thesis is usually written for even higher degrees than that. So what degree did you write a thesis for and how did you do it so fast?
@@ArcanineEspeon As someone who graduated high school 2 years early and whose mom graduated high school 3 years early, this comment made me chuckle. While some states have a policy you can only skip one grade, many do not, and even in states with that policy in place, you can drop out in the 8th grade, get your GED as early as 14 and be admitted to college next semester. It's really not hard. Filing FAFSA is a bit of a pain when you're underage, but if anything, having foster parents means your guardians' tax returns are already in the system - it'd probably get your federal student aid processed faster, not slower. Between that and the fact that I know people who have done 4 year degrees in 3, either through taking 21 credits a semester or taking summer courses, I have to wonder how you think education works - are you under the impression that you have to be a certain age to do something or certain lengths are mandatory? Because we don't go off of a timing based system in the US, actually. We go by credit earned in college and 4 years of high school is not compulsory under US law. (And thank God for that, because high school was boring as shit.)
You're missing the point. Those idiots don't care about children at all. They only care about controlling women's sexuality.
Chaotic good moment: That one time one of my male friends started reacted to a guy harassing me in the street. He acted as if HE was the one being hit on and went on and on about how "charmed" he was and asked if the guy wanted to get a drink with him.
It was so funny.
This is me liking the comment without ruining the 69 likes.
@@axelpevensie6271 Come back and like it, coward!
Gayotic good moment
KING MOMENT
Take another like
I took my trans bf to planned parenthood for an appointment, and there were protesters. So to keep them from yelling at my boyf as we were walking in, I just started singing Radiohead at the top of my lungs (I do on stage performances so I can PROJECT) and they were barely able to harass him, added by the fact I'm a 6 foot 250 man and none of them wanted to get physical. It made my bf happy, which made me happy
Edit: just because this continues to be one of my most popular posts ever, I thought I'd update you all that said boyfriend is currently getting top surgery as I type this. 😁
@Nic DeGrave hey to be honest, you're the one that deserves the praise. You're doing a great job and I wish you all the best on your journey!
HELL YEAH!
This is the kind of god's work i can get behind
Frickin LOVE hearing about fellow theatre people using the fact that we can project our voices for good.
You, my good sir, are an inspiration.
"Leadership is so important blah blah blah eat flesh" is basically just all modern capitalism
Cannibalism is capitalism confirmed
Whats wrong whit flesh, you vegan?
I don't get it.
@@justafurrywithinternet317 same
True
I have brought up the " Are you gonna adopt any of those kids?" thing a bunch of times and it's actually like an instant checkmate. So far no one has ever continued the conversation after it. They only care about getting their way. They never care about the kids.
Truth
All about controlling women - there are a very few people who claim to help, but a lot of people still ignore and even reject the reality that pregnancy is risky and sometimes even very much wanted ones need to be ended for the mother’s safety. It’s not taken lightly and someone not wanting the responsibility of a child isn’t simple frivolity.
I know 8 families that have adopted children and one more that is in the middle of the long application process. Just wondering how you would continue the conversation if you happened across one of them one day and they answer "Yes."
@@snowangelnc it would be rare to find someone who could adopt 3000 kids or at least provide funds to ensure the mothers who were forced to carry to term will be provided Healthcare, safe homes and food for the next 18 months.
@@snowangelnc Then ask them "Are you also going to adopt all those of the women here that you don't want to let abort?" It's easy to demand of someone to make a decision that will impact their whole life like having a baby, when you are not the one bearing the consequences.
As someone who had undiagnosed ADHD and dyscalculia growing up, you constantly get kind of left out and embarrassed because you get called out when you mess up something simple, and I kept failing tests and whatnot. Especially when you get the “answer this and everyone gets to leave”. The happiness I felt for those kids who got to go to Chuck-E-Cheese for once
I have mild adhd and was a very good student, but I was always the last to finish speed spelling, and times tables competitions. I’d have to finish some of my tests at lunch after everyone else finished early. I felt such embarrassment and humiliation. But my brother has way more severe add and dysgraphia, if that’s how I felt, how awful must it have been for him, even after his diagnosis.
@@anneanonymous4202 I wasn't a bad student in most subjects. I just had a hard time with math and maps really- but I was seen as a bad student because I was "slow". I'm just happy I got my diagnosis and medication when I did! It has done wonders! And it's so nice to hear people who's had similar experiences. Or well "nice". Still wouldn't want that feeling upon anyone
@@spooooket I was genuinely an amazing student in class, so nobody saw a problem or could understand why I just could not do homework. I could not get organised to remember what I was supposed to do, or by what day, and if I did I could not organise myself to know how to allocate my time to not end up scrabbling to finish at 4am on something due in at 9am.
Called all the usual by parents and teachers - lazy, stupid, disinterested etc.
Didn't get diagnosed with ADHD till 34. Man, how I wish one person had looked beyond my classroom smarts and undisrutiveness, it sucks how the ability to manage in one setting makes people lack understanding when you struggle in another.
SAME SAME I HAVE DYSCALCULIA TOO AND ADHD I can't walk outside without Google maps hihi
@@glittergarterz69 the system is just awful. I'm glad you managed to get diagnosed even if it was late!
Anti-aborstion monster: "STOP KILLING KIDS!"
"Okay, here's adoption papers to save children!"
Monster: "LEAVE US ALONE"
Yep, one of the most staunchly anti abortion people I've ever met had zero interest in adopting because "I want to have *real* kids". Like WTF 🤬
“Pro life” monster: “SAVE THE KIDS!”
“Yes, save the kids suffering from abuse in the foster care system!”
Monster: “Please leave me alone I’m saving lives”
@@waffles3629
So your acquaintance believes parentless children aren't "real kids", but fetuses are? How marvelous. ;}
@@clarkb1900 Nice
Pro-birth f*cktard: "Someone, think of the children!"
"We already have systems for that. Here's all the paperwork you need to care for children."
Pro-birth f*cktard: "Could you not ask me to do the thing I want everyone else to do?"
Giving adoption papers to the protestors at Planned Parenthood... That reminds me of the case of this one woman (lady 1) who talked a young lady (lady 2) out of an abortion. Lady1 then gets surprised when 6 months after lady2 gave birth had her baby taken away and she (lady1) was on the list to be the preferred person to take the baby.
Lady1 was posting things like "I can't take this baby! I'm too busy! It would ruin my marriage!" .... you know things that the lady 2 was saying was reasons why she first wanted an abortion for.
This is why it's stupid when people make similar arguments about refugees. "You won't invite migrants to live in your house but you expect me to live within the same city as them?"
Clearly one party is demanding much more than the other.
That adoption papers one didn't even feel chaotic. It felt more like true neutral to me, an eye for an eye.
Most alignments would have a good excuse to pull this stunt off
@@sophiatrocentraisin It's rare to see all alignments agree on something; so when they do, you know it's going to be *fun*.
Eye for an eye is chaotic. Lawful knows that an eye for an eye makes the world go blind, while neutral isn't really thinking about this stuff and would not engage.
@@brib4911Eye for an Eye is literally one of the oldest laws of all time. It's not chaotic because it dictates a standard, consistent response intended to be proportional.
You're conflating "law" with "just and well-reasoned". Bad laws are still lawful, not chaotic. Chaotic would be personal revenge.
@@brib4911eye for an eye tooth for a tooth. It was LIMITING reprisal not endorsing it
With the Ukraine catfish one, it's been done before, but much higher risk. I heard a French woman being interviewed once. She and here sister used to lead on German soldiers and then slip off somewhere quiet to be alone with them - and a few armed members of the resistance. She must have been a really popular girl since none of the soldiers ever complained afterwards :)
Happened in Denmark and Greece too! It was very effective.
Nazis are not known for their critical thinking skills lol
Soldiers are generally not thinking with their heads
It was actually quite common
One thing that made it successfull was that plenty of women were actually interested
Some were genuine due to the weinmahr soldier sometimes being quite nice
Other took advantage of the fact german soldier generally had more money than the locals
I know a lady that was 17 at the time and once flirted with the soldiers to have some resistant steal their gas and provision
(she did a lot more but that's one of the funnier tale)
I understood why everyone respected her
The name matahari spring to mind?
I heard once about some girls in WWII who would lure Nazi soldiers with the promise of sex, and then kill them instead. The teens in Ukraine catfishing Russian soldiers reminds me of that, and I love it.
IRL Traptrix!
O_o
Yup.
There were even "freedom fighters" who took lessons in seduction and coloured their hair blonde, so that they could either lure the soldiers into a secluded area and kill them or hope to seduce some high ranking officer who'd then let some info slip during pillow talk or simply by saying when they could and couldn't meet up etc.
Seduction has been a tool of war for a very long time, it just evolves as our technology does, too. And that is awesome. The sexy assassin trope exists because it was actually a thing that was done.
Siren vibes
It's a funny 'story' for sure :D
What kind of festering evil shit hole makes it *_illegal_* to give homeless people food, clothes and blankets? Honestly, the thought of that is bringing me to tears. What an evil place.
Hey! I live in that shithole! The United States is ... okay, it's a shithole.
@@amandagarcia2848 You have my sympathy.
It's Texas. Festering evil shit hole is 100% accurate.
'murica !!!! 😃
💀
So glad I no longer live in Texas, jeez 😮💨
A relative of mine once did the "good dognapper" bit. The "legit owner" was a hoarder, keeping several hundred dogs outside on three foot leashes for their whole lives with no medical care, not enough food, and no shelter... in the middle of Alaska. The rest of their animals were taken away shortly after my relative stole one... Unfortunately, many of the dogs were in such poor health that they had to be put down. Glad my relative was able to save that one. He was a great dog.
I've got something like that. My "best friend" was going to abandon her cat in one of the rich neighborhoods in town. I talked her into letting me look after it for a while. She visited the cat TWICE in eight months. She and I had a falling out because of her meth dealing boyfriend and I told her that she could get the cat if she wanted to. She opened my message, never responded, and blocked me. The cat (named Stu) is happy with me and I wouldn't trade that fuzz ball for anything in the world. Because of what happened, she has separation anxiety and needs a lot of attention. Most nights, I fall asleep while petting her and listening to her purr. Despite most people telling me she's worthless, I still love her and have even gone without food so I could afford food and water for her. Not only is she happier, but her eating problem has worked itself out. She used to eat a few bites of food and go take a nap. I think she was unhappy with her old situation. She's a healthy 13 LBS (proper weight for her size) and makes me happy to know that she's safe and happy.
Update: She's now a healthy 16 LBS and still a goofball who gets all the love she wants.
So wholesome 🥹
Aww. She obviously appreciates it. I’ve had rescue dogs my whole life, and bc they’ve been through rough times, they seem to appreciate any kindness extra. Also, I’ve seen animals that get dumped in the “nice” part of town. In my experience, people don’t take them in, they call animal control- _especially_ in the nice part of town.
Tactical catfishes are definitely nothing new.
There were three Dutch teenagers during WW2 who seduced Nazi soldiers in the Netherlands to later kill them or find out more information about where they kept Jewish people and homosexuals so the girls could hide the discriminated minorities from the Nazi's evil eye. One of them was 14 years old at that time. There is a book about them. I can't remember the title, but it's a great read.
That's simultaneously awesome and disturbing
Oh, if you remember then pleasee tell me! It sounds like a great book
@@ashtheangel2207 As some wise man once said 'all's fair in love and war'. They knew what they were in for, and nobody forced them to do it.
@@bobmorgan1575 I know,but still disturbing
@@Lemoncherry_ If its the same one I read, its "Seducing and Killing Nazis: Hannie, Truus and Freddie: Dutch Resistance Heroines of WWII" by Sophie Poldermans. Incredible story, highly recommend.
One time my Israeli camp counselor was trying to tell me she was bisexual, but she didn’t know how to say it so she kept saying “Beesexual”
“You’re what?”
“I’m… how you say… beesexual”
(bee movie intensifies)
SHE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
beesexual
hi, as an israeli i KNOW what you’re talking about-
first of all, israelis literally cant pronounce the soft “i”. igloo becomes “eegloo”, bisexual become “beesexual”, etc.
second of all, in hebrew, “bisexual” is called ״ביסקסואל״, which is literally pronounced “bee-sex-zu-al”. so you can see where the misunderstanding comes from lmao
Shes like that girl in the bee movie who got really horny for "you like jazz?" man
The guys using parkour to turn off neon lights to shops that are closed is the kind of activism we need.
Not pouring milk at the grocery stores, not gluing themselves to the floors at a car show, not throwing oil or paint on art pieces, not chaining themselves together on the highway. All those are destructive and are ultimately harming the movement.
Meanwhile, the absolute Chads in Paris are not only doing something productive, they are also creating a positive impact by preserving energy and lowering the electricity cost for the store owners. It's an all around win.
And it also looks cool!
💯
Chaotic good is my favorite hobby. I live in the US, in a red state, and during the "lock down" I needed to go to Planned Parenthood for birth control. I'm a full-grown woman who knows her Bible, her rights, and her science. I am not one anti-abortionalists should mess with. But they did. And I was already annoyed. Then some holier-than-thou, maskless, old, white woman with a Sunday school education wants to tell me about ending Planned Parenthood at a clinic that doesn't even offer abortions. I made it a bad day for her. Some days I think I should go back and do it again.
Doing the lord's work
Doooo it 😂
Bible thump the thumpers, bring them to task for the evil they do behind the shield of their "beliefs."
@@draconicfeline6177I've tried doing this with my religious friend to point out his hypocrisy. It doesn't work. You're always "interpreting it wrong", no matter how directly your point is stated.
@@hmnhntrThat's where I tell them "Fun fact: your God killed more people for stupid reasons than the literal Devil."
The "wartime catfish" was actually a really popular tactic even before the internet, you'd be surprised what people will use to try to impress others
Online tank game players releasing clasified military documents to win arguments comes to mind.
Parts of France used the tactical catfish method in ww2
What is the timestamp for the tactical catfish?
@@wordzmyth 13:51!
Greek anti-nazi resistance. Classic method.
As a Jewish person, Purim is literally my favorite holiday. We dress in costume, make weird sound makers to drown out his name, give eachother food, and get drunk.
As a non-Jewish person, I look forward to the Hamentaschen 😅
Ikr? :D
Purim is so fcking awesome! xD
for my family we really only do celebration of the major holidays, we are more casual about it and got hard once my great grandma passed in 2020
Honestly, that sounds amazing
That does sound pretty awesome lol
Fun fact about the bee eviction attack: the woman who unleashed the bees was not the one being evicted. She just pulled up in an SUV with a flatbed full of beehives.
Florida spawned in and decided to help
@@mewmew8932FLORIDA SPAWNED IN AND DECIDED TO HELP I am wheezing rn thanks bestie
As far as using the Taking The Hobbits To Isengard to drown out Nazis is probably what Tolkien would have wanted. I mean, Tolkien *hated* Nazis, and using memes out of his work to drown them out honestly sounds like the kind of thing he would pull if he was alive today.
The Nazi Party wrote a letter to him once asking him if he was Jewish or Aryan. He then proceeded to say he wished he was Jewish, and did a deep-dive into how the actual origins of the Aryan race and the term Aryan were in India, meaning that he was not Aryan, a thing he lamented. Bro brought out archaeo-linguistics just to go, "No, I'm not Aryan. Are you?" out of sheer spite. A legend.
The best part of Brandon's mugshot is he has the face of "...and I'll do it again."
I mean, if you're a person of sound mind and body, why wouldn't you have that face given that situation?
@@44R0Ndinpunching nazis _is_ praxis...
“WITH PANTS ON…”
XD
@@Ramsey276one Pants on, pants off, doesn't matter, got places to be and fascists to beat.
Oh my gosh, I live in a university town and the whole town is menaced by bad drivers trying to get out of town quickly. There will be huge lines and they don’t always pay attention to street lights. Like the car in front of me is going so I must be able to go. I have to use a walker, and it’s not a good thing
22:40 - The dognapper. My wife has a similar story:
A few years ago, when my wife left the gym she would take a specific route back home that had a house with a cat. This cat was in a pretty bad shape, had bruises and scabies all over, but he loved following my wife around and was overall adorable. After the first few times walking by there and being greeted by the cat, she rang the doorbell and confirmed the cat was theirs (he wasn't allowed inside and he was pretty slim, and street cats are very common in Brazil), and if they would allow her to either let her adopt the cat, or if she could take him to the vet and cover all his treatment (they were welcome to join the process).
The owner asked her 13yo daughter, that just shook her head for both. They didn't want to treat the cat, but also didn't want to give it up. We felt bad about not being able to do anything, but well... it happens.
My mother in law knew about the cat and would always complain that my wife was too attached to it, until she took that route herself for the first time and saw the cat. She was so heartbroken to see his condition, that when she got home, she got a reusable eco bag and went back. She just put the cat inside it and he came all the way purring. If she left the cat there, I don't think he would've made it the next 2 months.
I feel bad about the family, but the cat is now named Theo, lives not far from his old prison and is very happy, healthy and purring with his 7 other brothers and sisters at my mother-in-law's home.
Ironically I have a similar story. One of my neighbors got a dog for their son, but they didn't know how to train her or anything, and not long after, started caging her outside. I'd of course started teaching the dog basic commands and she literally was way smarter than the lady gave her credit for. Ended up there was a pretty bad thunderstorm out one day and said dog was outside attached to the cage with a leash and dragging it around. Now, of course I know that lightning+metal=dead dog, so when the family had left for several hours to go to eat out, I decided I'd had enough. Went out there and brought the dog into my own house and called animal control. Even got the dog to learn sit, stay, and heel while she was inside and waiting. Animal control came and picked her up, and later the family came back and thought the dog had run away. I caught a post at the animal shelter she'd been taken to a while later talking about this wonderfully smart and well-behaved dog they had there and I was glad to see she'd gotten numerous applications from people who read the post and wanted her. Glad to know that Suki went to a good home and hope she has a wonderful life!
What a lovely story ☺
Your Mother In Law: "You're too attached to that cat."
Also your Mother In Law: "I met him once and I've decided to adopt him for life."
Why would you feel bad about people who starved and abused their cat?
@@Serai3 I don't feel bad about their mom (owner) that was responsible for it, but the daughter might have had some emotional attachment to the cat, regardless if the mom was a sh*tt* caretaker.
23:00 Mel and Sue basically quit on day one to protest how up in the contestants' faces the show was, and how the producers worked to make them cry. They were brought back, and the Great British Bake Off was all the better for it.
"you shouldn't give struggling people help because it enables their bad decisions" -Dallas. Yeah, and next we should make it illegal to develop a fever when you get sick, since we want to keep mistaking the symptoms for the cause
I've worked a chain pet store where management was lazy & pretty shitty, pay was horrible & the policies were atrocious. The amount of perfectly good food/treats/toys we were supposed to just toss was disgusting, but at least the manager in charge of that department always asked if anyone needed anything & typically let me just drop it off at local rescues anonymously. Once, it was probably $300 worth of chews that was just going to the trash because we weren't selling it anymore (not bad or recalled, just not selling) so I took all of it & dropped it off at a dog rescue. We would give out nearly expired cans to people feeding cat colonies instead of letting perfectly good food go to waste.
you are a hero and I want you to know that!
I did the same when I worked in a bakery, I wasnt going to let all that food go to waste, so I donated it to a breadline secretly. The boss was never there, so I didnt get caught.
Thank you on behalf of all of the animals y'all helped.
Bless you!
@@janemiettinen5176oh god yeah, the amount of waste bakeries create is ridiculous! My brother currently works at one, and they’re not allowed to take anything with them at the end of the day, but most of the employees do it anyway. He always packs up as much as he can carry, and hands it out to any homeless people he sees on his way home.
I just don’t understand that policy at all. There are literally so many people who could benefit from the leftover food, and they just have to throw it away?? 🤨
Historical war catfish - some girls in The Netherlands in ww2 I think would invite the soldiers on dates, take them into a middle of the forest and lead them straight to a trap. It was just less technology involved, but a very similar tactic.
Saw a documentary on them but also saw it posted here as well
@@fionafiona1146 They did something similar in France as well. The wined them, dined them and then sliced their throats in an opportune moment.
But then again, the biblical story of Ruth is way older and just the same. She seduced the head of an invading army and then chopped his head of, dumped his head in front of the people that wanted to surrender cause they hoped God would help them... Ruth did not agree with them.
I love how many comments are bringing them up
Used to work at a fast-food place and the manager was awful. Prep told her they needed to throw out some spoiled tomatoes. I saw these tomatoes. They were literally blue from mold (they had not been sealed correctly). Manager grabbed a glove, threw away the top few, then told her to use the rest as "they looked fine" to her. Not two minutes later, I came by with an armload of cups from the back and "accidentally" knocked the spoiled tomatoes onto the floor. This was neither the first or last time we had to handle food safety issues she ignored to save on costs.
Did somebody report her? That's got to be a violation of at least one FDA guidline!
The story where the government was held hostage until the road was fixed reminded me of the Japanese workers strikes during the rebuilding after ww2. They locked out the warehouse managers and continued producing so they wouldn't be blamed for disrupting rebuilding efforts. They hijacked the factories. Amazing stories in the worker's rights spectrum. Highly recommend that topic!
Japanese bus drivers on strike have done something similar in recent times where they keep to their schedules and routes but won't accept payment in the tills from passengers. Really great way to put the middle finger up to the bosses while not inconveniencing average people who need the transportation.
In this case on that "dognapper", saying that they stole the dog is a big stretch. It was much more like a rescue
I'm subscribed to a few rescues that support "alternative methods" of saving pets. Sometimes you gotta cut a few holes in a fence 🤷🏻♀️
Is it technically illegal? Yes. Have I done it? Also yes. Some puppers urgently need liberated from deplorable conditions.
Yeah, where was the ASPCA in that story? Why did the cops not charge the original owner with animal cruelty (Which is at the very least a misdemeanor in most states)? That was a clear cut case of a rescue, not a theft.
I wonder if the person had been trying to "train" the dog to be a "guard dog" by making it hate people due to all the abuse I assume he was heaping onto the poor pup.
"Hostile Pedestrianism" is how I might describe one of the stunts my great grandpa pulled as a young man in the 50s. (I have several stories of other silly and clever things he did.) He was at a stoplight, waiting to cross the road, when a car pulled up and stopped partly into the intersection. The car was obviously blocking the crosswalk, but since the signal to walk had been given, well, by golly my gg was going to walk!
The driver had stopped so far over the line that the back half of the car was sitting in the crosswalk, and the rear doors were just about flush with where he would have walked. So rather than go around, my great grandpa pulled open the rear door, got in, closed the door behind him, and scooted all the way across the back seat before opening the second door to get out and resume walking across the street. Apparently the lady driving was so startled that she couldn't even speak, though the look on her face was reportedly "priceless".
Ladies and gentlefolk, my ornery great grandfather!
I once had to cross the road to get to the bus, there was a crosswalk, but the cars keep coming full speed as if they could not see us. The elder next to me had enough, told us to follow her, and extanded her cane in front of her. The cars had no choice but to let us pass if they diden't want to scrap their car paint.
When I was in school I was part of an elderly care project (all students had to be in a social project, and we went to the middle of nowhere once every week to entertain them and check on their health, we did dancing, fun games, muscle pain relief exercises, calligraphy and many other things!) and one time at the end they were waiting to cross the street (that was more like a small highway actually) to get to the bus stop and the cars weren't stopping even though there was clearly about a dozen senior citizens waiting for them to do so, so we said fuck it and stood in the middle of the road holding hands stopping traffic until the last one of them was at the bus stop, and making mocking faces at the people that were impatiently honking at us, it felt great!! (we didn't need to get to the bus stop, the school provided a bus for us).
Your story about your friend getting "damaged goods" reminded me of a program that Woolworths started a few year ago (at least in Australia) where they package perfectly good but misshapen vegetables and sell them for a slightly lower price. I remember it took a while to catch on for many because people kept associating the strange shapes with bad food. Personally, I quite like my heart shaped potatoes.
Odd Bunch fruits and veggies, love those things because without that the farmers have to throw all that stuff away and the price difference is enough to make it worth buying. Nothing wrong with something that doesn't "look perfect", it still tastes the same and most of it is stuff that will get cut up and cooked anyway.
From what I understand, "unsellable" crops generally don't go COMPLETELY to waste. They're usually composted, so you can use them for growing more food. Whether that's better or worse than selling it all, I don't know.
Sharing the Wifi got me. It's such a tiny thing. Basically nothing to you, but you totally opened up their lives by giving them acess to SO MANY more opportunities. We'll have free wifi eventually. It's becoming almost essential to participate in the world. Until then, spare a second thought to that single mother down the hall or the man who just got laid off. Little things like that make all the difference in the world.
21:00 yep. It's a law designed to "dissuade" homeless people from "loitering".
Which in truth means "make them suffer so they go away and we don't have to see them".
Sadly laws like that are common all over the US. Come from the same place as spikes on walls and bars on benches designed to prevent homeless people from resting on them.
It's really heartbreaking.
Homelessness is a very complex issue. There is no one silver bullet that will get rid of it. Many of the contributing factors, such as lack of affordable housing, lack of funding for mental health, lack of safe places for people addicted to illegal substances, etc are all social programs that are apparently political suicide to champion. So instead, politicians "make the problem go away" by criminalizing homelessness and using hostile architecture. Its a cruel irony that by criminalizing homelessness, they make it that much harder for people to escape it. Nothing helps get you into a home like crippling debt!
Edit: One other thing I forgot to mention is many cities also have programs to bus the homeless to other cities.
@@randomstuff-qu7sh There is the fairly obvious solution of just giving people homes, but a lot of people would rather leave homes vacant than let them be used by those that can't "afford" them. As you said about other good programs we need, suggesting it is apparently political suicide.
@@OmniLiquid Its an obvious solution, but hard to make it happen. In the US, helping average people instead of businesses seems almost taboo. PPP loans and loan forgiveness were no problem, but Student Debt Forgiveness gets blocked by the courts. That makes any government program to give homes to the homeless fairly unlikely without some significant changes. That said, another force that blocks affordable housing is the NIMBY effect. People know its needed, but don't want it anywhere near them because it may damage their property values and because they fear that bringing poor and/or homeless people into their neighborhoods will increase crime.
Yeah, its seriously mesed up. I remember one subway got rid of benches and put in "leaning bars" to "dissuade" homeless. On one hand its sad that most of the outrage they got was people upset at their inconvenience. On the other hand a bunch of disability advocates spoke out (a group that also doesnt get the best publicity or thought and definitely weren't considered when this was implemented) as well as senior/aging advocates (who have alot more influence especially in conservative political circles) helping to draw attention and awareness to what was happening.
My dad was a little of a chaotic good/neutral prankster at work.
In any company, there is always a board where advertisement for local stuff are pinned, as well as security phone numbers and emergency stuff.
Well, he made good use of that board by pinning jokes and memes, made with the professionalism of a graphic designer so it wouldn't look odd for anyone who'd just skim over the board.
His colleagues loved it.
When Covid-19 struck and the bathrooms had those educational posters to teach grown ass men how to wash their hands, he made the same kind of poster that taught how to take a poo.
To the emergency phone numbers list, he also added fake numabers for a various absurd needs, like an exorcist, a telekinesist, a witch, an emotional support puppeteer, and so on.
It sure never served any tangible 'good' cause, but it made him and his colleague's days. For them who drove hours in snow, hail, delivering goods for a meager pay, humour was a balm to the heart and a spirit lift when they all started their hard day.
If adults need instructions for how to wash, who's to say they understand how to correctly poo? Thanks for sharing the chaotic awesomeness!
Why list just fake numbers for those services though? I actually could use the services of a good witch and I could use more clients as an emotional support philosopher.
@@OmniLiquid Meh, he probably used the phone numbers we get in the mails from various self proclaimed psychics. Maybe they're legit, we wouldn't know XD
@@asilnorahc8910 If you get mail from multiple psychics, maybe they're real and you DO need to see them lol. Seriously never have gotten directly mailed ads for psychics, although I do remember there being a business card for something to do with bees and weed which is probably about the same.
@@Ghost-ql6tn They must've known dad would spread their contact numbers at work for a joke, so they got to whom needed them.
A bit circumvoluted a method to reach out to one of dad's colleague, but well, psychics be like that XD
28:29 I volunteer at that PP! the woman in white is absolutely insane! She yells, screams and bangs on the windows. She has also gotten in peoples faces. This video is of a first Saturday for that month. Actually....I think I was there that day
I have to shower and moisturizer before I watch any of these videos just so I feel like I deserve that he tells me I smell good - click keeping my mental health up and motivating me to shower in depressive episodes is something I didn't expected to happen when I started watching this guy read funny Reddit stuff.
The one with the dog is shockingly similar to an event My Mother went through. we were at a Beach when Mom noticed people harming their dog she got into a argument with them then stated she'd be taking the dog. the jerks threatened to call the Cops and did when mom said "go ahead" the Cops arrived...and promptly sided with Mom lol "I see nothing wrong here" even the Cops thought they were scum. that dog a Rhodesian Ridgeback we called Abby went on to live a long far happier life with us.
Reminds me of how my sister got her dog. She's a paramedic and she was called to an OD and, after reviving the patient, tried to convince her to stop doing heroin, at least for her neglected dog's sake. The patient said that if my sister cared so much about the dog, why not just take it- and so my sister did. That's how she and her husband got Hazel, named after the street name for heroin.
@@loppydoodle726 dunno what the Addict expected there but I wish I could've seen their face when she did. XD
The dog my family had up until I was about 12 was a husky/st bernard mix that had belonged to someone down the street from them from before I was born. The people moved. The dog didn't. When animal control picked him up and they realized what had happened, they went straight down there and got him back out.
His name was Smokey and at 80lbs, he thought he was a lap dog. 🤣
My aunt lived next to an elderly person who neglected their chihuahua, but not horribly. Then they died. Their kids went to take care of things but didn’t go near the dog. Pat went over, unchained the dog, left chain in a neat “a human did this” spiral. Like 2, 3 days later someone came to inquire. Pat told them it was her dog now and closed the door. Yeah, if you get out of the hospital and the chain Pupper was on is spiraled a human has her. Be very obviously at home those winter days they might keep it
OMG that's so wholesome!!! My dog Andre is a Ridgeback mix and he was abandoned by his previous owner in a dog park.
The wartime catfishing is actually quite impressive. Like how the hell did the Soldiers not think that leaking military information on the internet could be bad
Because they were thinking with their little head instead of the big one.
Low morale, terrible opsec, and reportedly low discipline.
@@guywholikesplanes In other words the average Russian infantryman.
@@bobmorgan1575 Fair enough
@@bobmorgan1575 i guess that does sound about right
During WWII, there was a ballerina at a camp who catfished several guards to allow other women to escape- she sadly was killed from what I remember, but she took down at least four of the soldiers with her.
She went into the afterlife with grace, poise, and laughter as the guards who joined her in death were sent screaming into hell.
12:13 As a Jewish person I can confirm that Purim is amazing. We also dress up in funny costumes.
The story of Purim is amazing btw.
At one point the king ask this bad guy how should he celebrate the best person in the city. The bad guy thinks it HIM so he creates the best possible celebration. But it was actually for the bad guys enemy and the bad guy had to become a sort of jester for the celebration.)
The bad guy hand triangle shaped ears and a triangle shaped hat (Don’t ask me why) so we eat triangle shaped cookies with jam in them to celebrate his death. (Sort of) The cookies are called hamentashesns btw.
Oh, that's part of the story of Queen Esther! I remember learning about it in sunday school.
Ive found my new worchestershire.
Seriously though, as an uncultured murican, how the hell is that pronounced-
No actually, that’s not true. Hamontoshen are filled with mon- poppy seed jam. Their name literally means poppy pockets. But it’s funny to think of Haman as a triangle man lmao
THE BAD GUY WAS HAMAN AND THE KING IS KING XERXES AND THEN WE GOT MY BOI MORDECAI YAAAASS! But I don’t think it’s because Mordecai was the best in the city. Though I guess saving the king’s life and being the cousin of his wife _can_ *make* you the best person in the city…
@@nothingboie7329 Just wait 'till you read the name of Esther's husband, the king: Ahasuerus. By the way, it's pronounced HAH-mehn-tah-shehn
That last guy was correct. It is great advice for people who want to unalive themselves. What have you always wanted to do? Well go do it before you go. You've got nothing to lose.
Well, the problem is if you're actually too poor to afford much. I want to travel to at least Yellowstone National Park, but it's expensive. Note, I can't drive there, I'm European.
@@iclynnx well, if you can't do the thing before you commit, then you can't commit. Just extends the deadline (pun intended) ^^
No but seriously, I went through a very severe depressive episode last year and was seriously ready to go quietly into that long dark night. I knew it was bad because I wasn't even hysterical or dramatic ian thinking about it, just totally calm and logical. But I had a few book ideas I'd been drafting forcafew years that I'd not given the time to sit down and actually write as I saw it as a bit of a self indulgent waste of time where I could be doing something more adulty and productive. Well, I'm still here, a couple of dozen thousand words into the prose, and have a couple of publishers potentially interested. All because I made a deal with myself that I had nothing to lose so why not take the time to see them stories I'd imagined be brought to life on paper before leaving the mortal coil.
I am disabled, a fall risk, and a service dog handler. As such, I cross the road slow-ish. I make a point to slow down/stop and *stare* at vehicles until they stop, fully, for the pedestrian in front of them. Far too many drivers continue to roll forward with people in the cross walk lol
I kinda feel bad for standing at a crosswalk and waiting til I'm sure car will stop. Cuz they always do
But I kinda do like living so I keep doing it anyways
I live in Canada and my friend recently let me know about a good rescue program she works at. This program is led entirely by volunteers. It collects food that grocery stores can't use. It mainly gets produce, some frozen goods and some pantry items. They also are connected with a bakery that supplies them with a ton of baked gooda. Especially with inflation and me being on my own financially (I have a job. I'm working on getting a second one. Things are just insane rn). It helps out immensely. And it makes me so happy to know these kinds of things exist
Hey Click I know you won’t see this but your bit about making a list really helped me. I was had an awful day at work, finding out time I requested off to spend with my gf had been rejected. I came home and decided to watch this. Thank you for what you do.
Much like the crosswalk story a group of people at my university painted a "rogue" crosswalk near the Arts building. The other proper crosswalks were super far away and it could be dangerous sometimes.
Of course students I used the new crosswalk. It oooked pretty legit with the exception of the usual crosswalk figure wearing a beret and holding a paintbrush 🖌️. ☺️
The powers that be got rid of it, but students rallied. Now there is an official crosswalk a short while later. Yay!!
Pretty cool for what started as an art project!! Go artists!! 💕
I hope people add a beret and paintbrush to the figure
Then there is my university, according to legend when they first built the campus they did not put down sidewalks and waited to see what paths students took. Then built sidewalks were the grass got worn down. By observing the current sidewalks, I honestly think it was a bit of both pre building some sidewalks then adding new ones when students would take shortcuts through the grass.
The crosswalk thing is a mood. When I was a tour guide I would walk out into the crosswalk (it had flashing lights to let drivers know that there were pedestrians actively crossing) when cars looked like they were going to fly through and yell "Hit me! Do you know how much I will get if you hit me in this crosswalk? Me neither, let's find out"
Stand with a key in your hand,and see if he dares to drive on into you😆
"Me neither, let's find out" I fucking love that 😂😂😂
@@Queen_Angelcakes1803 I was over worked,over caffeinated, and had the unyielding audacity of an 18 y/o. I had zero self preservation 🤣
@@piratetoast53 still a legend in my eyes 😎
Imma just share one of my chaotic good stories: a guy was harassing me in a train station and I was just trying to get away from him, when these two old ladies walked up to him and started touching him inappropriately….gave me enough time to get away and probably traumatised that guy at the same time. There’s no age limit for heroes.
I find it hilarious that the news found the swords to be the craziest part, yet that's the most legal. Texas and Arkansas have an open carry blade thing, so you could walk around with a genuine German longsword in Dallas.
The Wic story where the cashier allowed families to get more fruit made me cry. I was on Wic when my kids were little and I remember being so hungry and starving so they’d have food
The dog one reminds me of how we got one of our boxer dogs. A friend of mine found her wondering around the town she lived in looking super skinny and skittish. My friend was able to carry the dog miles home and for context my friend was barely 5’ tall and this was a year old+ (we never were 100% on her age) boxer dog.
Well fast forward a few months and my family has taken the dog in. My mom was at the post office talking about how we ended up with this dog and a guy overhears her. He asks where the dog was found, what she looks like, etc. When my mom describes our dog, the man says “I’m pretty sure that’s my brother’s dog.”
My mom got worried because we were already super attached to this sweet pupper and she was worried he was going to insist we give her back. Instead, the man looked right at her and said, “Don’t post anything about her. Keep her. It sounds like she had a good home with you and my brother never did take care of that dog.”
Apparently the guy would just tie her up in his back yard, regardless of how bad the weather was, and just leave her there. He didn’t feed her near often enough and judging from how hand shy she was when we first got her I’m fairly sure he hit her. I’m so glad his brother saw she was in a better home and didn’t tell him. We had her for many years until she finally passed of old age and gave her all the loves and cuddles she could ever need.
Id love to go to a no swimming area with people swimming while wearing something like a biohazard or hazmat suit and casually inspecting and then casually saying "Hey, I'd get out if I were you"
I just remembered a story that my mom told me.
Context: In my house, there is a book entirely about the history of *witchcraft* in it's entirety.
My mom was reading *that exact book*, enjoying her day when a member of Jehovah's Witnesses went up and knocked on her door. She opened it and proceeded to casually show them the book, and they left.
*We haven't been bothered since.*
And another thing: We still have the book.
yo can I have a copy of that
@@Green24152 I'm not sure if there are any copies available, Buckland's Complete Book of Witchcraft is a very old book.
So old, in fact, that the pages on ours have yellowed.
I also read it a bit myself recently: turns out it not only covers history, but how to BECOME a witch yourself, rituals, how to make your own tools and altar, how to join/make a coven, writing, etc. Literally *everything* you'd need/want to know about witchcraft.
Very cool book, 10/10, would read again.
@@asimplepotato3899 tell us the witch thing please i need it for reasons
@@Otterfrosti I can start off by telling you the golden rule of witchcraft:
"An' it harm none, do as thou wilt."
Literally means "If it doesn't harm anyone, do it."
I'd list what page it was mentioned on if I remembered it, but I can check once I get home.
Edit: Found the page.
Page 9, Lesson 1 (The History and Philosophy of Witchcraft)
"The main tenet of Witchcraft, the Wiccan Rede, is:
"An' it harm none, do what thou wilt." Do what you will...but don't do anything that will harm another. It's as simple as that."
I remember the University Mormon ones started avoiding me when I checked their biblical references. They did not expect to encounter someone who got an "A" in "Old and New Testament" back in high school.
Referring to the hostile pedestrian post:
One time when I was still walking my sisters to and from school, we were in the middle of a crosswalk and a van pulled out and nearly hit my, at the time, 9 year old sister... If that woman had not kept driving I would have screamed at her. People stopped their cars and honked at her too but she just kept driving. She was too fast for me to get the licence plate, or else I would have called the cops
Because of that incident, I do a lot of the stuff that person does. Stare people dead in the eyes, race them to the cross. I've nearly been hit a few times, but it's worth it
I almost got hit by a car in a crosswalk at single digits, too. My mom had been walking me home from school, and yanked me back by either my shirt or bookbag just as I was about to step into the crosswalk, as a silver car raced out of the school zone. Genuinely raced out of it- we were just passed the sign and it was a 20 mph zone, and this guy was passed so quick I hardly had time to process what had happened
Only in the US… In Europe, they stop on a dime for you even if you only think about crossing
I once stopped for a pedestrian in Virginia and all of a sudden a car comes screaming around me on the right in a turn lane. I leaned on the horn because I thought he was about to run over the poor girl who was still in the crosswalk directly in front of him. He rolled down his window and cursed me out for “almost causing an accident,” before pulling in front of me from the right turn lane and zooming off at top speed. He had been about 3 cars behind me, I’m not sure how him driving too fast and too close to be able to stop safely was my fault. At the next stop light, I came up beside him and just kept repeating “There was a pedestrian” over and over while he screamed obscenities at me. I still am unsure if he ever realized the pedestrian was there.
@@heatherduke7703 as someone whose sister got run over by a car while crossing the street living in europe i dont know if i agree with the above statement. (shes fine tho!) cars give me anxiety and i stay at the crosswalk until they have mostly come to a full stop before i even attempt to cross. bad and greedy drivers live everywhere im afraid :(
I suppose it depends on the city in Europe. In Paris, I slow down purposefully whenever a car honks at me for crossing in front of them. In other parts of France, I smile, wave and thank the drivers who usually, inevitably, slow down and let me cross.
When I cycle and need to cross the road, I get off my bike and walk across the crosswalk. The best of both worlds :)
On my hen's night, everyone would be shouting me drinks - my two rules were: 1. All drinks had to be a cocktail (NO SHOTS) and each person was assigned a colour - they could buy me any drink as long as it was their assigned colour, which they chose themselves; 2. Every cocktail must be purchased with a glass of water and they had to make me drink the water before was allowed to drink the cocktail. I was still going strong at 5am - best idea ever!!!
One semester in college I decided to start leaving encouraging notes on post-its next to bathroom graffiti. I wasn't drawing on the wall, but I was leaving my mark all the same. Sometimes I'd put it on the inside of a stall door where the custodian might not see it but where a stall user would. I never heard anyone talking about it, but I hope that they made a few people's days better. :-)
This man is a gift to the world.
I think I started watching a month ago and I do not regret stumbling onto the videos
Valid! I think I came back to the channel a few months ago, and Cliccy is great at brightening my day.
I've been watching him since mid-2020 while he was still in the closet and his content used to be more dark humor
He's been one of my comfort RUclipsrs since
I watched him the first time about late-2021
This is a little late but, Welcome to the chaos, you can never leave now lol
I know I only found his channel recently, but it feels like I've been here forever. It's weird.
in Portugal we have a organization called "fruta feia" (ugly fruit), basically we buy the fruit and vegetables that will not be sold in the supermarket
I'm a frequent pedestrian and have many run-ins with drivers who can't comprehend how crosswalks work. I will be very overt about how difficult they are making it for me to cross the street, even exaggerating my disability so they feel ashamed that they made a disabled person walk out into oncoming traffic because they decided to completely block the crosswalk. Sometimes they apologize profusely which means it worked and they might make better choices in the future. Other times they start yelling at me because I called them out for being lazy and stupid. I've already been hit once by a car who couldn't bother checking for pedestrians so I'm determined to stop as many others as I can.
23:08 They don't have to alternate. I can just imagine them repeating "WALMART! WALMART! WALMART!" while some dude is crying.
In Finland Soldiers of Odin started "neighborhood patrol". A bunch of activist put on clown costumes and started following them, asking "don't you wanna play with us, you are so nice, lets play something, isn't life jolly!".. The movement was called the Loldiers of Odin..
I had to look up what Soldiers of Odin was and that’s fucking incredible.
@@-alovelygaycat- Yeah, it was, and is quite stupid. I got a glimpse of how it was formed when an old acquaintance asked if i wanted to join... which was quite amazing question to ask if you knew who i am as a person.. This acquaintance was in a MC club and SOD hired them, career criminals to fill in the ranks. So much for "neighborhood patrol" that we were suppose to feel safe with. They are all criminals and neo-nazis, and some of them are just hired guns.
They are mostly defunct now, a lot of that is because of Loldiers of Odin who took the risk to ridicule them.. It is very difficult to look like you are bad ass when bunch of female clowns follow you around, and you can't exactly do anything about it either.
Oh my I totally forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me, had a good laugh 😄
'Loldiers of Odin' I love it!
Edit: watched the Loldiers in action on RUclips, couldn't stop laughing for ten minutes!
@@squidcaps4308 sounds typical for immature females to socially attack a group of males trying to solve an actual problem.
So brave when you have a law made and enforced by men to hide behind...
The chaotic working is a thing I do as a cashier, like our store doesn't take the "restaurant tickets" that we have in France but everytime I have elderly people or families I know struggle financially I "accidentally" push the 30% off button on my register for meat, cheese and stuff.
We only put the 30% off sticker on when it's close to experiation date but they aren't like actually registered in the computer if they have been put on and which products are concerned so no one from up above could ever say anything to me. This way I help out people but can make sure I don't loose my job ^^'
So yeah anyone working the register in ALDI if you wanna be chaotic good that is a good way of doing it :3
thats great‼️
500 live crickets is only $45 and its piss easy to breed them. You just need a big rubbermaid bin with a lid (and small hole covered in screen material for air) a cricket water bottle (so they don't drown) and feed them scraps of carrots and lettuce and shit. Some old stacked egg crate makes a great place for them to hide and live in. (once your crickets reach a critical mass its good to separate them into multiple crates so they have more space)
After that just look through youtube on how to bag crickets properly and you're pretty much set. Sell them to small pet shops for cheap so they can feed their animals or pull a huge prank. Really, the sky is the limit.
Source: My family bred reptiles and amphibians as a business so that pet stores could buy our locally bred animals which were happy and healthy instead of buying ones that were shipped in from elsewhere and were taken from the wild and may not survive.
13:55 - "Hot singles in your area - DEPLOYING INFRARED HOMING"
“Stealing” a mistreated animal or rescuing someone else’s (or my own) pet is the only reason I would ever commit a crime. Lmao.
Thanks for the regeneration of my faith in humanity Click!! Your energy and jokes always make my day anyways, but this was a special treat.
Aggressive compassion is LIFE!! 👏
My grandpa had adopted a dog called beast because his owner was away and left beast in the rain.
1. I am 100% finishing my PhD thesis out of pure spite and rage against classism in academia.
2. Not sure that it's catfishing exactly, but Freddie Oversteegen was a Dutch resistance member who seduced and then killed Nazis.
I'm going to join you with my Master thesis. Writing it for pure revenge at this point.
8:31
That... would actually work.
Bees have pretty bad eye sight, especially at range, and can't see stuff very well beyond shapes and colors.
This is why a bee-keeper suit is white; Bees have no natural predators that are white, especially not humansized ones, so they tend to not see them as a threat
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BUT, they DO have human-sized ones that are dark, I.E. bears.
So if you released the swarm around cops in uniform, the bees would assume that a couple of bears were coming for their hive, and attack immediately.
Pretty clever tactic.
This guy packs more life lessons into his goofy little meme videos than the average therapist teachers in their career.
Throw me to the wolves. I will cuddle them. They’re all good doggos and deserve headpats
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I've been watching a 9hr deep dive on the conspiracy theory iceberg, and I left on the 8th tier. thanks for a nice mood booster before I return to the utter insanity that is humanity.
i wanna watch that, what video is it?
Ah, a fellow wendigoon fan
@@peachpich7359 search "wendigoon conspiracy theory iceberg", it's great
Based wendigoon enjoyer
Chad wendigoon watcher
Chaotic Good Story: I worked in a big name pet store where I live and we don’t offer a first responder discount or a military/veteran discount but we did offer a price match! So I would constantly research deals online to price match items we have in store. One example is that the marts of the wall would offer the same bag of food for up to 60% less than what we would and I would apply that to the item and only tell the customers who I either knew qualified or asked about a discount and showed some sort of proof. I would do that for ppl with service animals because they can’t help their disability. Man I saved one man so much money, he was Army retired with combat injuries who just needed to feed his pooch, he almost cried.
Edit to add: I would also do that for Doctors, nurses, therapists, social workers, EMTs, Firefighters, Police, if you have anything personally to do with the military… I would make an effort to chaotically price match for you.
Idk why but Click’s videos always give me a sort of lofi feel. Like i always feel comfy and calm when I’m just sitting in my bed watching these vids. Keep up the amazing work Click
i lost a friend today because i just don't have any knowledge of how to maintain a friendship, and seeing all these people tell others to treat pathetic outcasts like me with kindness really helps with getting through experiencing the downs of life for the first time, thanks click.
edit: i would like to make it clear that i didn't "lose a friend" cause they died, i just mean that i will probably never see them again
I’ll be your friend!
Aw, hell, that’s creepy because it’s online, isn’t it…
Hey, you'll do fine in the long run. I used to be an outcast too, but life doesn't remain that way. Trust me, life gets better.
@@83gemm i trust people waaay too much for my own good, so no i dont find it creepy, although im not really active on anything besides steam, yet
Just wanted to say that I've until recently only ever had one real friend and even that friend I only got recently. I've struggled a lot with keeping and developing friendships too. And just because others treat you like you are worth less does not mean you are. I wish you all the best and I'm sorry for you losing your friend. I know that feeling far too well.
I love the idea of a "mocktail cabal" it should be wider known. Also, what a brilliant name for a band!
Please make a short of this one - I want to share this with everyone! Ditto the "disruptive empathy" one.
Make your own! 🥳 That little Clip feature is pretty easy to use and then you can share the mocktail cabal with whoever needs it.
Shoot it’s just a god life hack! I always want one more round on a good night out and it’s always the death of me the next day but ending on a mock tail and water is the perfect
Compromise!
22:27 That wasn't stealing, that was a rescue mission!
32:26 I have lizards so this is a thing that actually gets bought regularly
16:14 The way I see it, school is supposed to prepare you for your life as an adult.
In that sense, teaching kids that they can't get answers from someone else as it would be cheating can low key be damaging, as adults themselves often encounter situations where they'd struggle if they don't get help anyways.
But maybe from the beginning, the winners are those who can cheat the system without getting caught right away.
Morality of the story : Life's not a game, there's no such thing as cheating as long as you can get away with it.
Great idea in theory with the last line, but in practice it would mean that concepts like adultery, taking credit for other people's work, embezzling money from the business, pretending to have a degree for a field where inexperience could cause catastrophic harm, taking shortcuts on a project that have a high risk of harm because the harm won't happen to you (think of all the half assed electrical work that people find when they renovate a home, that could have killed them at any time), faking the reports for how safe a product is (asbestos go brrrrrt,) etc.
It may be more accurate to say that while cheating definitely exists as a concept, cheating *isn't always a truly bad thing,* as long as it isn't hurting anyone.
@@alchemysaga3745 Thanks for correcting the holes in my previous statement. Much appreciated :3
Yeah the thing with the store lights has always been weird to me. I was raised to be careful with money and saving in general. I was taught many tricks to save water, electricity, etc.
But now we have a literal crysis about these things. My electricity bill has been doubled even though we (i live together with my boyfriend) statistically use as much power as only one person with a flat half the size ours would.
And still all these signs and stores are lit up as if anyone cared. Its just horrible and pisses me off. Everybody has to pay so much more, is told to save as much as possible and yet this is still allowed
Germany had made a law last september thats forbid stores and monuments to be lighted after 22:00, thats included store signs and show cases.
Ligths for sercurity reason are excluded.
The only downside its currently only temporary for 6 months.
@@ShadoWolf84 does this include if the store is still open? Or are all stores closed by 22:00 in Germany? Cause there's quite a few stores near me open till midnight or even open 24/7.
@@waffles3629 I mean honestly there are very little reasons for any stores to be open past 22:00, your groceries can wait for the next day, not eating fast food tonight won't kill you, and opening stores past 22:00 when everyone is asleep wastes electricity and wastes the time of one or more workers who could've been sleeping.
@@waffles3629 sort of. It's a little weird. In some cities, pretty major ones for the region even, stores close at 8pm and only open at 9:30am. It always sucked. Even in a small town like the one i live in stores stay open from 8am to 9pm. On the other side of the same town however, they close at 8pm.
Basically: they do what they want and it gets a little irritating even though i grew up and live here for 20+ years now
@@ShadoWolf84 did we? I mean, maybe it was a regional thing. Every "state" (for lack of a better word i can think of at 5am) could probably do this however they wanted. I think some stores around here decided to do this themselves, but a lot certainly didnt where i live
Click just casually dropping his masters and engineering degree... and here he is our meme prince😆
Always remember, if a RW is near you recording a video, Disney just became your best friend. They lose a bunch of footage if they can't post without fear of copyright violations. Don't get into a debate, even if you win it won't do anything. Destroying the footage will hurt way more than losing an argument they'll cut out from anything that gets posted online.
15:08 A _TRUE_ class clown would laugh at themselves upon discovering such news.
It’s a duel tactic : Aggressive empathy and Relentless optimism
Combat horrendous evil by making the forces of good equally as vicious, like angels delivering holy wrath. If violence or force is the only language they speak, then we'll be speaking it to them loud and clear. Make the evil afraid of you.
Edit: Lmao why do I become a doomsday prophet when I have a headache
My new favorite thing right now is to play these chaotic good videos in the background while I'm crocheting my emotional support Loki.
"If you ever want to engage in villainy & undermine the social order: Be especially kind to the people society has rejected."
To quote a bowuigi comic.... "I'm a villain, not a monster"
8:32 when their hive is threatened bees are more likely to attack you if you are wearing dark clothing, and they’ll also crawl into any folds or openings they can find to try to sting you. In other words the more equipment the cop wears to compensate for his micropenis the more bees he will accumulate
And per Click's question, this story is absolutely real. She brought the bees to stop the cops enforcing an eviction notice on a man fighting off said eviction, according to Reuters.
most "official" accounts on tumblr are not actually official lmao
we are trying to actively prevent brands from joining
11:09 Oh no; people who show in person are SO MUCH WORSE than telemarketers. I can hang up on a telemarketer but getting rid of someone who's physically present on my property can be a lot harder.
Yep. It's real annoying. I just tell them I'm an apostate, which is technically true, just not for their religion. Talking to an apostate can get them disfellowshipped (aka their entire life pulled out from under them), so several of them have actually RAN away from me. Like "I'm an apost..." *frantic running*
When I was really young we were living on very little, food stamps and everything and all thanks to my mom and her hard work we are at a much more stable and comfortable financial position. Seeing employees who are so wholesome and good, even if it means slightly bending the rules, etc, it warms my heart because I know the joy of the customer. Always be a good person and follow to the United Declaration of Human Rights Act.
In this land of reddit narrators, The Click is that one wise old man who always has a lot to tell from experience, that’s why the videos are 20-45 mins, despite him reading around the same amount of posts like other channels (I don’t count, I just assume)
I’m crying form that wic story. I have been that mom. That would’ve been a help. There was always that embarrassment of being over too. The Karens behind would sometimes make noises and judge. I kept telling myself its for my kid.
There’s a very famous exit off of I-5 in L.A. that was painted by an artist after missing his exit and getting lost. He did such a good job, city DOT officials didn’t notice it for ages, and finally they made it official.
12:43 that’s nice but if I’m walking home (in a deserted area) and the light of the near house complex is off I don’t think I’m ever making it home
every dog deserves a home, not every home deserves a dog.
Chaotic good is the one subreddit that never fails to give me hope in humanity ♥️
It's giving me the opposite effect knowing that our lives are being controlled by big shitty corporations or the government and we can't really do much about it, yes, we can protest and let them know our opinion once in a while, but that'll literally change nothing
@@RGC_animation Yes, the big shitty corporations have us in a kind of societal prison and it may look like we're just carving funny pictures in the walls with our spoons. But every scratch makes the walls just a little bit weaker...
@OmniLiquid Eh, by the time we make any significant damage they'll just patch the wall again and undo all of the efforts.
That speed camera thing is definitely something Australians would do (that looks like it was recorded in Australia). A couple of years ago around Christmas I saw a guy warning people about a speed camera on my way to work... Unfortunately, I was too distracted by the sign to slow down fast enough and got a ticket with double demerits...
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I think another name could be "Bounty Hunter", which I would gladly take part in, move to family in NY. Childhood dreams can come true