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The fact that someone even came up with the idea of a "NFT dating website" really makes me question humanity even further...
NFT was a mistake so is humanity
The fact that someone came up with NFT'S already makes me question humanity.
They wasted all this money on NFT's; gotta get SOME use out of them. "Uhhh, maybe I can pick up chicks with these?"
They could just make if grindr with nft
The sooner aliens invade us with the sole desire to wipe us out and mine the planet for resources the better
The nineteen year old who had to go through all that legal trouble should sue the entire goddamn country
HONESTLY.
No, he shouldn't. He will just waste money cause he couldn't win it.
@@noahgray543 True, but he should be able to. That was ridiculous.
@@noahgray543 you should sue your country for not letting you learn what humor is
Yup. And seriously, in general there need to be much stronger penalties for ignoring responsibilities and miscarriages of justice in general.
e.g. If anyone is wrongly imprisoned, they should automatically receive $56300 per year (average salary in US), if not more.
If a prosecutor withholds evidence or acts maliciously, they should be able to sue the prosecutor for kidnapping.
If a police officer harms (or worse, lifen'ts) a civilian, they should be arrested for murder and liable for emotional, property, punitive, etc. damages.
My grandmother was a fundamentalist Bible believing pro-choice Christian. She always said that no one should be allowed to speak against abortion until they had adopted at least one unwanted child. That rule would certainly shut a lot of people up.
That topic is a difficul one to be sure, but at the end of the day it comes to two things, "Where do you put the line between a person and not a person?" and after that "which you value more the freedom of choice or the freedom of future life"
"unwanted childs having a hard life" is not really part of the argument, because if that was the case then you will have to start to argue about euthanising orphan babies, if you come to the point to argue that, it means you already made your mind before in where do you put the line between a person and not a person and considered the fetus to not be a person and then made your mind in the other and considered the freedom of choice trumps that of future life. So no need to bring "they will have a bad life" in to the argument, as it is not a point to sway it either way and is a pretty evil way of thinking as it is a less extreme version of "lest pity kill the less fortunate". Someone supporting abortion because they draw the line and say a fetus is not a proper person yet, and then draw the line and say that choice is more important is a morally correct way of thinking, if someone REALLY thinks the problem is that they will have a hard life then that is a shit take. Personally i don't have an opinion on prolife or prochoice, as i am yet uncertain of my position in the 2 important questions, specially the first, it is hard to draw a line between person and not person as i feel it is more of a gradient, you could make an argument that when the DNA is recombined and a full set of DNA that forms a new human is made, that is a new person, you could argue that it is when it take the shape of a person, when the brain starts to form, when the brain starts to have activity, when there is movement and last at birth. Those are the contention points morally/phylosophically speaking, "they will have a bad life/ will be left in an orphanage" is a no point as you could make that same argument about a born baby from a single mother that died at childbirth without living relatives. And if you rather not do it, then it is a not argument as you have clearly made your mind on what is a person and what is not and that is what truly matters.
@@diablo.the.cheater In the end all the philosophizing doesn't matter much. The truth is that if you bring an unwanted baby into the world, you're ruining three lives at the very least.
@@diablo.the.cheater You sound like the type of person who would force a girl who got sexually assaulted and found out later she was pregnant from her agressor to keep it.
@@diablo.the.cheater Actually, at the end of the day it comes down to *bodily autonomy.* A person cannot be forced to donate an organ, say a kidney or a lung, even to save another person's life. Heck, you cannot take an organ from a *corpse* without express permission from the person in life. Therefore, you cannot force a person to donate their uterus (an organ), much less force them to risk their whole life (a significant percentage of people still die in childbirth) to sustain anyone else's life.
@@diablo.the.cheater There are a lot of philosophical inflection points here, but most people find it very hard to consider a tiny lump of cells anything like a person or a baby to not be at least a sort-of person.
Maybe drawing this line based on intuition is a bad idea, but a more rationalist ethical approach quickly comes to radical conclusions. Most mammals are more people than foetuses are, so the meat industry needs to be abolished and predators supplied with birth contol and meat substitutes. Mandatory organ donation. Sleeping people have no intelligence and thus no rights.
We have to come up with ethical recommendations that are actually practical and make our world a better place. A casual look at the statistics says that making abortion easily accessible does a great deal of good.
i was raised italian and i can confirm that we are indeed super agile. every year, italians gather for the annual "ocean hopping" contest to see who can hop the atlantic ocean the fastest. 1st place wins a million bucks and you get bonus points if you hop the US border.
That explains the confused Italian that landed in my garden last year
Poor guy musta got blown the wrong way
@@kingdomofire2556 oh dear, he must have been so upset
Annually.. I would be in a lifeboat.. Watching italian hopping the ocean with my bags of popcorns. It was my only source of entertainment nowadays
@@kingdomofire2556 Yeah, I once found a guy that landed somewhere in Korea, poor guy fell right through the roof
Mario and Luigi abilities do in fact come from their Italianess!
As a German, I know the chance that people call their children Hans is pretty damn low nowadays. So, there might be no one in his target audience who's name actually is Hans. That makes it especially awkward and I love it.
Sorry to the 74 year old Hans who's watching this video - you do smell amazing today.
my favourite plushie which I rescued from the street next to my university is named Hans!
@@miridroge6043 A good name :)
(PS: I'm not being sarcastic, it is genuinely a good name)
My middle name is Hans because my first name is a unisex Japanese name (Hiro) and the law states if a child has a unisex first name they must have a gender specific middle name.
I think you might have a higher chance of finding a Hans in the Netherlands. its a bit old fashioned but also a classic.
I was thinking “I knew a German Hans in high school!” He was a foreign exchange student (I’m from the States).
….Then I remembered that his name was Hannes, not Hans.
Similar but not the same.
Also remembered that I’m almost 40 and probably not the target demographic, lol.
“I have yet to meet a woman who is enthusiastic about sex” sounds like you’re the problem then *buddy*
Oooh that has the same energy as this other thing I remember from a different Click video:
"*some crazy lengthy paragraph made by a dude trying to explain that women can't orgasm and that it's all just a myth*" that's a lot of words to say that you've never made a woman orgasm my guy
Yeah that was a massive yikes
Why would you post something like that
Just why
I have yet to meet a woman who is unenthusiastic about sex 😏
FR though it's really easy, just be empathetic and care about what other people want.
But people who say these things are probably complete strangers to the concept of "caring about other people".
If you think women don't like having sex, then you need to revalue your life.
"No one ever died from having kids"
The 17.4% of people who died from giving birth: Wait a moment--
I guess that's part of the problem. They're not around anymore to call out the bullcrap.
Doesn't explain how they managed to ignore anyone who knows of such a loss, or even how they're unaware of the phrase, "died in childbirth."
@@ShaimingLong yeah. They’re the people who don’t really comprehend, or even just straight up ignore the utter agony and trials you have to do to give birth. And I think the worse parts are when cis women are advocating against abortions saying that ‘you don’t die from giving birth’, especially if they’re mothers. Like, do you want other people to suffer similarly to you, but even more because THEY DON’T WANT THE CHILD?! Like, it’s cruel.
And that's not even mentioning permanent damage one can get from/during a pregnancy (for example, it can trigger autoimmune issues), pregnant people are at a higher risk for domestic violence, fucked up blood pressure, mental health going to shit, ectopic pregnancies, lifesaving medicine that can't be taken while pregnat and the list goes on.
Human pregnancy is freaky as shit. Like, if you want to do it, more power to you, but honestly, forcing anyone to go through it is inhumane.
wait you're telling me the risk is that high? almost 1/5 people die from childbirth?
have these people never wondered why humans have to get rushed to the hospital when they have kids, but most other mammals can just casually crank out a baby and get on with their lives?
Is anyone else terrified of the idea that there could be people roaming the streets with microphones, screaming at you until you answer their trivia questions?
I would be. I already get stressed out and scared when people normally yell or get even alittle loud (I grew up with alot of yelling..), this would make it so much worse.
Yeah I understand why the lady couldn’t answer she was put on the spot
@@axehead45 its kinda like when im hanging out with friends and they ask me "what do you wanna eat?" And for a minute i literally just cant think of a single edible food item.
Or "so what do usually you when youre at home?"
"Oh i... Uh... I usually .. uh.. 😳 Oh god. what *do* i do when im at home?"
As a general rule, I don't reply to strangers who scream at me when I'm walking down the street.
@@ErisApplebottom people ask me what my favorite songs are and i immediately forget every song i've ever heard in the entirety of my life lmao
The fact NFTbros thought any woman would want to come within a 50 miles radius of the NFTbro
every time im in proximity of a NFTbro i become 100% lesbian
@@ayakaasama every time i see an NFTbro i become straight. (I'm gay btw)
NFT Bros would probably turn me straight so I can reduce all likelihoodof accidentally hitting on one.
@@ayakaasama everytime I come within a mile of an NFT bro I become 100% straight
@@ayakaasama Everytime an NFT is made a lesbian emerges from the earth- wait...
Just to point out electric erasers aren't for general use, they're mostly for artists trying to erase a small area without disturbing the rest of the drawing
Not gonna lie, when I saw that thing I felt absolutely positive it was going to be a secret vibrator that you just tell people is an eraser.
Thank you, I was just about to comment on that! I used to have an eraser like that back when I did traditional drawings. It's a GODSEND for details 🙏
@@testsubject255 oh absolutely!
Makes great highlights!
I personally prefer kneadable erasers but I can totally see how this tool could come in handy
"Social media was a mistake by the mistake called humanity." It's hard to tell because he's so jolly and cordial about it, but Mark drops some hard truths sometimes
WAIT HIS NAME IS MARK???
@@fqpxitxvpefj Yep! He even has a music channel that goes by his first and last name, Mark Deck. :3
oh shit i thought he was joking about being named mark-
Yup. His name is Mark. Click makes silly sounds and tells you your hair smell wonderful. Mark is legitimately distressed by ignorance and laughs to hide his despair. The heartfelt talks to the vulnerable... That's the Mark behind the Click. Trying to bring a little sense of belonging while wondering why reacting to memes is in higher regard than teaching and engineering
Realities in the Raw
That’s depressing as hell; if that’s the Goal, you hit the Mark!!
"It's not nAtUrAl"
Says the person shooting electricity through rocks to communicate to to others shooting electricity through rocks that convert it into invisible weightless waves.
Fun way to explain that.
don't forget that we are comprised of like 70% dihydrogen monoxide
Yeah if phones were invented in the Dark Ages they'd be considered witchcraft.
@@Green24152
It’s all natural (mostly) dihydrogen monoxide for me!
If you're using the internet to tell people to dislike non natural things, you yourself are using non natural things.
In case anyone missed it, "bear spray" is more often known as "bear mace". Capsaicin is the chemical that makes things spicy. "bear spray" is literally just especially potent pepper spray. People are apparently macing themselves thinking bear mace works the same as bug spray.
Generally bear spray is stickier aswell
Yeah, much like stabbing yourself is not how swords work either.
OH NO THEY PEPPER SPRAYED THEMSELVES AAAA-
Goreae, the word "YIKES!" comes to mind here!
@Alice Willoughby for me, 'ouch my eyes' comes to mind-
As an artist, electric erasers are actually pretty useful. Not one like that, but they have some with smaller tips, and its great for erasing tiny details that would be hard to effective erase without also erasing other things around it. You don't have to do a side to side motion so it can stay in one tiny spot
As another artist, I second this, but if you overuse it in one tiny spot, it'll wear through your page.
Learned that the hard way. 🤭
I just spin the eraser around manually
I didn’t even know they existed until today…
I actually looked it up but I should have looked in the comments. I’m not an artist but it seems useful. And if this was a thing when I was in school then I probably would have never quit art (I say probably because I wasn’t very good)
@RedK5 being good or not doesn’t matter, what matters is having fun, if you want to do art again you shouldn’t feel like your not allowed to ❤️
I feel the girl that thought that the skeleton would stay intact without flesh was right. I mean her skull is perfectly fine even though it's missing a brain.
It is not that it would stay intact, but stay together
💀
The lady means that when her flesh is gone her bones would stay together so if her skeleton were to be held it would form a skeleton.
@@sunsetgamer1464 That's... Not how bone works, they're connected by flesh and muscles. When those rot away, your bones fall apart, they can't stick together without something helping them like wires or magic
@@hazeltree7738 I know, I was just saying the original commenter was misunderstanding the karen.
I hate the whole "name a woman" thing cause I know for a fact that I'd freeze up with anxiety if a stranger just came up to me and started yelling at me. My priority wouldn't even be to answer the questions, it'd just be to try and not cry because someone is yelling at me
Also, the whole "taking off your mask to cough/sneeze" is a thing that I've found too many people doing. I didn't think it was scientifically possible for my faith in humanity to fall into the negatives, but here we are
I agree, I already get stressed out and scared when people normally yell or get even alittle loud (I grew up with alot of yelling..), this would make it so much worse. And to be honest, I wasn't used to wearing masks at the start of covid, and almost did that befor realizing. I did quickly stop myself luckily XD
Want me to raise that hope a little?
A state in the US made it illegal for companies to fire people for failing drug tests due to marijuana. Also in a cancer trial 100% of people found their cancerous tumors disappear!
Humans are generally pretty chill and nice. It’s just the mean and stupid who are super loud.
I think I'd be thrown into a panic attack. That or I'd just freeze up and cease functioning for a bit
Name a woman? Any woman? Well that's easy, I assume most of the people on Earth have a mother, so you're good to go.
idk why i can only think of Jennifer's for that lol
The chick accusing Morgan Freeman of harassment is bonkers. Her co-host really wanted to slap the taste out of her mouth.
I would've loved for him to just post a video refuting her bullshit in the most monotone exasperated voice like he's explaining to a 4 year old why you don't put a fork in a outlet
You don't know the full story. Something could have happened off camera. And if it was a man accusing a woman you would be saying the same thing I'm saying.
@@OzCroc Except...the clip is pretty obvious that it has to do with what the person NEXT to him was saying. If the clip had not clearly shown that then we we be open to debating it.
Also "if it was a man accusing a women you would be saying the same thing im saying" no we would check the clip to see if it was real and then make a call. Normal people don't do things differently depending on what gender the person saying something is. Only weirdos like you do that.
@@OzCroc Seeing how serious she was, I'm pretty sure if something happened off camera she would have brought it up as well. And no, I know I actually wouldn't, I don't know if the others would. If you swapped the gender roles, my response would be the same to this.
@@OzCroc Now *you* don't know the full story. If it was a well respected female actor that I love and have watched many movies of, I'd probably want to defend them too. Think, perhaps, that other people might not react the same way because of some sort of gender bias as others?
The second most important reason for abortions: Children should not be born into situations where they cannot or will not be taken care of.
1000% THIS!
Ye, Agreed… honestly sucks how so many people around me think they can still try to support a child… but it will inevitably suffer…
It's like the saying. Pro lifers don't care about the child they care about control
What's the first? Not wanting a kid? (/gen)
@@wheeI first it bodily autonomy
"Your bones wouldn't stick together on form if your flesh was gone."
"Do you have proof of that claim?"
Anyone who wants such proof is free to stop by and receive a first hand demonstration after signing three waivers.
I'm so sad that the People Click always made fun of right now have a Field-Day and a Growth-Spuert.
People who wanna decide over Others and
ridicule People for how they were born. Matt Welsh and Fox-News literally work together to make a giant Attack against LGBT and especially Trans.
A massie Hate-Wave is coming all our Way...
I love collecting proof of such things, the experience is just *deliciously* fun.
I have never eaten human flesh and you cannot prove otherwise any attempt to prove otherwise will result in fresh mea- i mean uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Eat The Rich, except it's dinosaur-deniers
it sounds like they've never cooked meat before, like, even eating a chicken wing would prove it
The "tiny" electric eraser is mostly used by artists. Of course on a regular basis you don't need it because it's too small etc, but as an artist you sometimes just want to erase a very tiny dot or line without also damaging the art around that part. And with a non-electrical eraser you need a certain amount of space to get the friction you need, if it vibrates you don't, and you can therefore erase stuff more precisely.
So as somewhat of an artist myself, I think that's a very practical thing to have, actually.
Give this man a raise.
1 YEAR LATER
I know
Also it help doing ligh and texturing! :)
Well that's going on my shopping list.
For bug spray, you spray it on yourself to deter insects. Bear spray is like mace/pepper spray; you spray it at bears and DEFINITELY not on yourself
But you'd smell so spicy!
@@mycatistypingthis5450 oh yeah you'd definitely feel spicy too
You spray it towards the ground when a bear charges. Chances are better the bear getts a good sniff that way. Why do I even know this? There are no bears were I live. Well Teddybears maybe.
@@mercycunningham2813 oh god teddybears. that is the most dagerous species.
@@mercycunningham2813 Also less chances of the wind blowing the spray in your face if you spray downward. Spraying yourself because you weren't thinking of the wind while trying to scare a bear is like the burning cherry on the shitcake.
As an artist: electric erasers are actually pretty useful. As they're tiny and vibrating they can erase small lines very precisely
I'm probably gonna get a hold of one. It sounds really useful!!
My first thought on seeing it in use was that for everyday use it's a dumb idea, but for niche artistic endeavours it's probably very handy to have around!
I had one of these electrical erasers when I broke my arm and couldn't hold the paper to erase stuff without destroying my paper, so it's not as stupid as it seems
@@ShaimingLong it’s not niche artistic use, it’s just for anyone who’s sketching detailed work, usually when making anything out of art you will sketch it first. But I agree with your point it would be pretty useless as an every day eraser.
@@daphneross2845 Good point, I hadn't considered the accessibility angle. This little doodad might be the thing that keeps someone drawing after partial loss of arm/hand function!
You just spoke German. I'm a bit shocked because I'm from Germany and I understood everything perfectly.
I was like... something is off. What could it be.
Wait, he is supposed to talk English! That is it!
True. I'm from Germany too.
Yea
It sounds so weird in German idk why because he spoke it relatively good
I think he said before that his grandparents are German, if i remember correctly
Good news on the case with the kid (Isaih) with the Nerf gun: Apparently he got to stand beside the governor of his state as he signed a new law called "Isaiah's Law" into place to guarantee that an kids home is legally distinct from school property for the purposes of online education.
And apparently the school district apologized... After an entire year... I don't know if it was before or after the kid got to stand beside the freaking GOVERNOR as he signed a law into place to deal with thei malfeasance.
Damn, that has got to be the stupidest thing we've had to make an entire law on. Like it's a kid in his house, let him play with his toys if he's inside his own home, it's not suddenly yours if you're the teacher of an online freaking class whose new classroom is a series of code
Also as an artist, the electric eraser is for precision erasing without damaging the paper. Small areas or removal of sketch layers. Highlights. It also can remove extremely dark and stubborn marks.
It's not a facepalm tool, it's a specific tool. You don't use the little paintbrush to fill in the whole wall.
I uh... know someone who actually tried using a 'too small for the job' brush to try paint a single wall of his living room black.
Looking it up, I believe it was a 40mm filbert brush
@@ShaimingLong Gotta admit, that's some dedication to trying to finish the job. It would probably be pretty good for getting the corners and edges right if he only wanted to do one wall. How far did he get before he caved in and got a bigger brush/paint roller?
@@KharonDeLune_vtb To the best of my knowledge he got about a third of the wall done over a weekend.
He's borderline special needs, and when his mother found out she stepped in with the proper equipment.
Generally his intelligence is more or less just below average, but sometimes he'll just commit to a dumb choice like his pride is on the line. But yes, if he had been left to it he probably would have been dedicated to doing the full job in thorough fashion!
@@ShaimingLong A commendable display of fortitude!
And its a must have for artists who are getting older and start to have achy joints and other lovely problems. I thought about this, I would give mine away only for a million, less isnt worth it. I use it daily, my wrist is much happier now. Def not facepalm worthy!
Pro tip: works for unwanted glue or medium marks on paper, canvas, cardboard, plastic, leather - basically anything that can take the stress. Apply little heat if the stain is stubborn, for small stains the friction is enough. Perfect for removing masking fluid!
Way back in High School; there was a girl exactly five feet tall. The class used her as a unit of measure.
That sounds really damn funny, I hope she took the joke in stride
@@SkuldSpookster It had been started by her sister years before I met either, so she was kind of used to it.
I wonder if anyone did that to my mom. I think she's still 5 ft.
we did that in middle school with one of our teachers
To clarify the bear spray thing - people were trying to use it like bug spray (spraying it on themselves to preempt bear encounters) when bear spray is actually used during an attack. To clarify what it is, imagine if pepper spray and tear gas had a baby with severe anger issues. Now imagine covering yourself and your loved ones with that spray... do you see the problem?
Ouch.
Now imagine that you're also outside in the summer, and likely have a a few small cuts and scratches you've forgotten about
"have a good coat on your bum and wiener, those are very tempting for bears"
@@blak4831 AHHHHHHH
Also capsaicin is the chemical component that makes peppers hot. Remember how they say you shouldn't touch your eyes after you cut peppers?
20:21 I LOVE the idea that the people forcing others to be pregnant should have to take care of the resulting babies.
MTG, here ya go, several hundred babies for you to raise. Don't like that??? If only there were a (*proper sex ed/ abortion/ accessible birth control/ voluntary sterilisation*) way to stop so many babies being born...
Wouldn't be really nice for the baby.
@@Lady_Rowanif the parents don't WANT THE BABY why should they be forced to have it anyways? If they were forced to have it, they should make the person who forced them to have it taken care of it. THEY wanted the baby, the parents didnt.
@ArtsyKnox25 Thank you!!
Welp you still force woman to be pregnant and give birth so she still has to go though most painful and dangerous part anyway - and than the child has to suffer with an AH
I can't really see HOW this is any good. Woman health and possibly life is ruined, kid life is ruined, AH life is ruined... Its everyone lose situation
The book one is basically a teacher telling his students that if they buy his books on Amazon and leave a five star review, they don't have to do the actual homework and they get a 100. He is now being inspected by the school and police. It was a story gong around on Tik Tok.
A lot of teachers/professors are making their own books required reading for their classes.
@@codylott1991 That's pretty much always been the case.
Why the police though? He isn’t doing anything inappropriate from what you just state. Is he creating fraud or something?
Yes. In simplest terms he’s telling them that if they want an easy time his students need to bribe him. Which would get him fired normally. None of the reviews are legitimate now as there is little to no way to know for certain, and no distributor wants to be known for being easily exploited so those listings will get ripped a new one to protect the businesses from getting dragged down. And looked at another way, it can be considered a form of threat or coercion in the form of holding students academic standing hostage which would be very much illegal. And so on and so forth.
@@ornerylurker8296 oh shoot I didn’t know you were replying to me. Thank you for clarifying that. I was confused about having the police in the situation because I felt that it was too much for a simple firing and blacklisting.
Imagine if bear spray was just a ton of tiny bears being sprayed out of a can.
For some reason, that image is both terrifying and hilarious to me...
I’ll take 5 🫴💳💵
Thank you svm for the laugh that induced. I ❤️you!
_I need this for reasons I cannot specify._
They need to make tiny roars at they spray out!
For the bear spray thing, essentially people were spraying THEMSELVES with the bear spray because they thought it acted like bug repellant. Bear spray is just 100x stronger pepper spray, meant to be sprayed directly at an angry bear to irritate their eyes and nose, soooo those poor people destroyed their eyes, skin, overall senses, etc.
Ooooooh I didn't get ut. I thought they were using it on bugs but it wasn't working somehow.
I guess I deserve a facepalm now lol
hahaha so... Public Announcement is warranted. Sounds like a lot of people don't understand that bear spray is like mace on steroids. It goes on the bear, not you.
@@logandekmarques8412 I though the same, but that idea was more that people were using it casually, going righto a bear and spraying it as if the bear would run away after a lil splash, instead of the bear spray being, like, a "last resort" thing you use before running away.
But honestly for me "bug spray" is a bug killer spray. The kind you spray on yourself it a "bug repellent".
@@LeSarthois Makes more sense to me. I can see a lot of people getting misconceptions about this.
I live in bear country so it’s completely mind boggling that people SPRAY THEMSELVES WITH IT- Like why?
I have long realised this about carbon footprint:
It doesn't matter how little waste I produce, if my life's worth of reducing my own, personal carbon footprint is undone by a power plant in a day. Big companies are the real problem, and I'm tired of being demonised for forgetting to turn the light off.
"Atheists: what convinced you God doesn't exist?"
"Christians."
Tru Tru Tru Truth train coming through!!
@@rosemarie1817 Well, thats what Atherist-RUclipsrs are for: Often funny,
always informative.
Also:
I think The Click and his Fans, who were always chill about peoples freedoms-of-all-sorts should check out Some More News Video about the GOP vs Queer.
It's the kind of stuff that we should make fun of just like 'Satan!!!'-screaming Karens.
Tbf, majority of atheists were Christians
Wait until you hear about m*slims
@@nassimdjebaili5876 why every time Christian badly mentioned, there's always that one guy that need to mention other religion like it will make everything better.
The NFT dating app could have easily just shifted the focus on gay dating.
95% of NFT owners are cishet white guys
@@Smugly33810 then it can be for guys who say "no homo" to get away with doing very non-het stuff
@@thestalwartinefromstalwart4126 Gay NFT Dating Site
What the Hell has the world come to?
@@thestalwartinefromstalwart4126 the fact that such an app (minus nft) exists... There's the bro dating app... I forgot what its actual name was... But I'm pretty sure it was made as a joke though... The description/preview photos of it seem too self-aware
Like women, gay people don't like NFTs either lmao
It genuinely upsets me how poorly teachers are paid in our country. My sister's freshman year in high school, her math teacher literally had a *second* job working at Dairy Queen, where she made *more* money. At some point she also had to have a *third* job. I mean honestly it's disgusting.
It genuinely upset me how bad my teachers were. Seems now their wages finally caught up to their quality of work..
@@innocentbystander3317 in my experience, the people who claim that *all* of their teachers are bad are the ones that are doing poorly of their own fault
@@midnight_blue_moon awful take 😅
For example, I became a fantastic student in college once I was able to be around professors I researched and chose myself, because I knew they would care and not scream abuse at me like most teachers up until that point had. Not all of my k-12 teachers were bad, but I can count on one hand the amount that cared and didn't despise their job and take it out on vulnerable children. I also sadly was in far right catholic private schools up until college, so that's also a large factor.
As for my behavior around the bad teachers, I just kept my mouth shut and occasionally would "provoke" my teachers wrath by tearing up when the entire class (small classes, and I was very disliked because I was extremely awkward as a child) would start picking on me.
I'm a bit prickly when people blame victims of bad behavior from other people though. There is a surplus of horrible teachers, and I don't fucking know why. Maybe they thought it would please their parents who never cared for their children, and that got passed on to the undeserving students. My parents certainly took that path as teachers, at least.
All that being said though, the above just increased my love and appreciation for good and caring teachers. I go above and beyond to make sure they feel appreciated and cared for in return. I have one professor who saved my life, and I'm still in contact with him sometimes. Bad teachers ruin lives, but good teachers can save lives. I wish there was more of the latter.
@@its_the_bird it's not a take, it's experience. Believe me, I also went through k-12 far right Catholic private school. I also didn't get along with most of my classmates. The teachers have only ever been a problem for the people who don't do their work. I listened to people complain about great teachers and try to say that they were bad at their jobs for *giving work* every day (easy work, mind you). The students in that school were an absolute menace, and literally half the teachers (all the best ones) left after I graduated because they did not get paid enough by the school for the bullshit they had to go through. The only staff at that school that deserved the way the students thought about them were the administrators, who treated both the students and teachers alike terribly.
So no, it's not an "awful take," it's just true.
@Blue
Oké, mate hold your horses. Now, I don’t know if it’s just the American school system that is fucked to give you that opinion, or you just believe it’s that way. Anyhow, I’m not American, and do not live in America, so I can only talk of MY experience, ok?
So, my take on this argument is that underpaid people do get pissed quicker, and as result, they might not be the kindest of all people. And if you don’t give a shit about the student, they won’t have the motivation to do that subject that the teacher teaches. And then you get student that won’t even try to become better, or try to drop the subject as soon as possible.
With that said, I hope that you understand, that, in MY experience, if you getter better paid, you’ll will do it with a happier aditut (or however you write that word, don’t care about that now) and your students will most likely like the subject more, become motivated, and well, preform better.
And I, bid you a good day.
Bye!
I have a facepalm story. I went to a Christian primary school. When we had assemblies the headmistress would often have music playing while we went into the hall (cause I guess it was less awkward than just. silence). One of the songs she sometimes played was a version that was performed by some boys' choir. She put it on several times. I don't think she knew about the original version of the song, because it was "Nothing Else Matters" by Metallica. This very serious Christian woman was unironically playing a song that was originally by a thrash metal band, to a few hundred small children in an assembly, in which she was going to read us Bible stories. I love it.
NFT bros will do shit like this and expect us to not laugh at them lol
'why do you laugh at meeeeee'
The type of guys who regularly crash dating sims.
@@alistairmackintosh9412 even in the dating sims the get no maidens
And this is also why I screenshot NFTs lol. Angering NFT bros is funny.
@@Over0w0MeAmTheHotel Just point out they don't actually have the rights to the image the NFT is for. They have bought a *sign* that points to it saying "this is mine", but only within the bounds of what the original minter granted the guy who first bought it. the NFT is just a way of tracking "ownership" but does not grant any rights beyond what the guy who started it laid out, and the creator still retains the actual copyright and Intellectual property.
Every single time Clicky speaks german my german heart skips a beat ... and I nearly die of a heart attack every time
Same but with Swedish for me🤣
Same
That was unnecessarily hot...like wooo
I'm not even named Hans and I got butterflies when he looked at the camera while speaking😅
And it was the first time I felt addressed by someone saying Hans to me😂
At least we can be glad that the NFT bros aren't multiplying anytime soon.
May it remain that way.
well they multiply more through sharing their stupidity with other stupid people.
It’s so crazy how people always buy into the latest money-laundering tactic
@@Skullhawk13 Men will shit on women for believing in star signs and crystals and then lose all their money to a NFT scam.
@@lexiright5609 To be fair it's not just men falling for NFT or just women who fall for star signs and magic rocks. But I get the sentiment.
22:17 that kid is just precious as hell. Kids may be stupid, but even in their stupidity they can do some of the most adorable shit imaginable.
Sometimes I forget that cliccy is a adult and not a 19 yrold in college living with 3 drunk roommates
*he's not??*
I don't wanna be a 19 year old in college living with 3 drunk roomates.
I hope this isn't prophetic or something.
@@DominikaHare I wanna be your new 19 year old drunk roommate! Problem is... I’m not 19... or drunk...
@@kurapikakurta1997 Good. I’m 19 but I don’t drink, so it would be uncomfortable.
it's not about what he actually is, but what he is in spirit.
The part where you said “it’s just called being bi in the closet, you’re good fam. We accept you, it’s fine” Made me tear up I haven’t heard those words
Bi people are sadly often put in the situation of not being "gay" enough for the LGBTQ+ groups while ALSO being considered "gay" by the regressive straights. Similar to Aro/aces really. Grossly wrong takes on both accounts.
You are valid, no matter where on the bi spectrum you are fam.
Yeah, I needed to heard that too.
One of the many reasons I love watching click.
You are valid 💖💜💙
@@normalhuman9878 thank you so much
@Bailey Mae I wish we never had to say "you're valid", and instead have society straight up say that you're normal and welcome. Because let's be honest, homophobia is garbage and needs to go away. People should be allowed to like whoever they want and be whoever they want to be without prejudice or hate.
"My brother in Christ, this is maidenless behaviour" - this phrase can be used for NFTbros and medieval peasants, not that there's much difference between the two
IDK, medieval peasants worked for their meager living, as opposed to NFT Bros who just scam each other.
You know, if some guy came up to me and started yelling at me to name a woman, I think I'd blank and be completely flustered too lol
I started blanking just watching the video, I'd definitely be unable to come up with *any* name if someone started yelling at me like that
"name her? I hardly know her!"
(........I'm sorry 😔)
It's funny how most "religious" People forget that their religion most likely promotes peace and love, not hating on people because what they're doing is a "sin"
HOW DARE YOU GO AGAINST MY RELIGION! IGNORE THAT IT PREACHES PEACE AND TOLERANCE OF OTHERS AND GENERALLY NOT BEING A DOUCHEBAG! YOURE A HERETIC BECAUSE I SAY SO!
'Love thine neighbor' But harass anyone who has slightly opposing opinions
@@QuestionableBee love thy neighbour!*
*Except if they're a different race, sexuality, religion, gender, or have any slightly different opinion to yours
Love thy neighbor!*
*Terms and conditions apply.
@@unknownbyself yeap that's about right
I feel like the "a parking ticket is the opposite of a speeding ticket" thing is such a shower thought lmao
We see a lot of people on here say that being gay is a choice with no proof, but I think it's funny that Click said "No, that just means you're bi" because that is LITERALLY how I found out I'm pan. One day, when I was questioning my sexuality, after exposing myself to more lgbt content it just kinda of dawned on me that if I feel I could possibly be attracted to everyone regardless of gender that that was my sexuality. Like- Some of ya'll who push the choice idea are seeming pretty fruity to me, just because you think you're still straight after insinuating you could feel attraction to a man.
I was talking to a homophobe in the RUclips comments once and I asked him if he chose to be straight.
No joke, my dude literally said "it's a constant struggle to remain straight."
I think about that a lot.
@@cynister7384 Yo 😭, it's not supposed to be hard. Let go of your homophobia and just accept yourself, good god.
I swear to you the lake of fire that old people talk about isn't real, Lil nas x can confirm.
@@cynister7384 ITS A STRUGGLE TO REMAIN STRAIGHT LMAOOOO
@@cynister7384 beautiful irony
@@cynister7384 It really is a shame that so many people have that mindset. They were raised to believe they have to be straight, that they'll be flooded with shame for not living up to those core ideals they were surrounded by and despite all the battling with their own feelings, they project it outward trying to force those that accept themselves to join them in the struggle to 'live up' to the old fashioned status quo.
I really do hear about it far too often.
Morgan freeman is just about the most wholesome man out there, how dare someone try to stick something to him like that
Was legitimately double checking if anyone else had said anything before making my own comment, since I'm months late.
Just look at how even she was struck silent for a moment by her own stupidity when they played the whole clip. Legit just... sat there, agape.
"Oh no they played the whole thing they know I'm a fraud... Do I admit it or do I try to stupidly press on? Zero IQ says: PRESS ON!"
@KitsuneYashaX48
The way the lady beside her looked at her bro 😂
Did they ever call out the Karen defaming Morgan Freeman?
At that “name a woman” moment my mind immediately went Frida but I completely blanked on her last name.
Mine went to Marie Curie-
As in Kahlo?
I went "your mom" so at least you can't get as low while blank as I went on autopilot.
For some reason the first thing in my head was Victoria.....why was that first??
Mine always goes to Michelle Obama. American politics absolutely did this to me.
I will one up that embarrassment. When I was 14 I was looking all over the house for about a half hour to fund my new phone. Then after not being selected to find it I decided to call my dad to ask if he knows where it is. He said "That sucks" and hung up. it has been 10 years and the embarrassment is still fresh.
I once tried to find my phone.. with the flashlight on my phone. I was nearly in tears before I figured it out. Yay me..
What I've always asked myself: if someone thinks the earth is flat why are they trying to use the horizon of all things to prove that? Why would there be a horizon if the earth was flat? Wouldn't you (technically) be able to see however far the earth goes if it was flat? Or do they think the horizon is the edge of the world and it just moves with them? 😭
Edit: I think I worded this a bit weirdly but I am aware that we couldn't actually see across the whole world if it was flat! I'm saying that it (probably) wouldn't be the 'cut' we see when looking at the ocean for example, though all of that is obviously only guessing 🤷
nah render distance lol. you can't render all the earth at the same time. think of the amout of processing powers you'd need for that.
@@roberine7241 I once set my render distance to max and saw god
They think the earth has a render distance like Minecraft, I guess.
@@roberine7241 I mean of course, but I think you would still be able to see a bit more than what we see, and not just having it be 'cut off'. I don't know if this makes sense lmao
@@roberine7241 Lmao so thats what monks are doing, they shut down all the other processes so that they can try to see further.
Fun fact about the first one with the Hershey's Kisses:
The little white strip of paper isn't just for decoration, it's so that you can easily pull out the kiss from the aluminum.
wait are you telling me that people don't know this?????
My degree is in Religions and Cultures. I live in Canada. You'd be amazed at how insulated some Christians are when it comes to never having hear of other religious traditions. Even if they know a name it comes as a shock that there might be various forms of those religions, that not all sects agree, or even how widely practiced they are, or were. It's a bit depressing.
When it comes to religion, lot of time the smart and wise people are far more open minded, monks, scientists, rabbis, sages, has they seek to learn more about our world.
While idiotic people are more stubborn and rude, has they enjoy the simple life they have and refuse to accept any new challenge to it. Leading to a far more dangerous behavior, to point they may even attack you in real life just by showing them a new point of view.
In short, less do with the belief it self and more do with the fact people who follow said beliefs are just to stupid accept any other point of view. This is why an atheist society like China and North Korea is has bad/worst then any other, because it the people themselves not the belief they follow.
@@Fourtytwo4242 Though... a religion which teaches that they are the one and only, true religion, that all who do not convert are going to hell, and see everyone outside as a threat, cannot be blameless.
Insular nations such as you mention, use exceptionalism as a religion, much like the USA. It is no different from Christian or Muslim exceptionalism in their belief that the out-group is lesser than the in-group.
It is absolutely this doctrine of exceptionalism which is at fault.
Which is weird considering Christian stole pagen traditions for Easter and Christmas. They don’t have anything that actually belongs to them
@@drtaverner It's almost like there's different sects and belief systems in Christianity too. Crazy, that.
For the bear spray one, I think people were spraying it on themselves like how you apply bug spray while camping. The problem is, it’s more like a pepper spray
I’ve never had to use it because I live in a country where our “bears” (even though they’re tiny tree things and aren’t really bears) like to be cute and scratch people, but don’t you just spray it in their face or something?
@@kurapikakurta1997 you’re supposed to
@@jameson1239 *you're
@@kurapikakurta1997 domesticated tree dogs when??
I mean heck if the active ingredient is capsaicin than it basically is pepper spray
Click, the bear spray thing is actually funnier.
So in the USA, bug sprays are applied directly to your skin to deter mosquito bites. Basically it's applied like sunscreen, directly on the skin, to prevent bug bites. Bear spray, however, is literally just pepper spray but worse to deter bears. If a bear is charging at you, you're meant to spray the bear in the face, and the irritating painful burning sensation will make the bear leave you alone. So people are applying what amounts to ballistic grade pepper spray to their skin, giving themselves burns and irritation (especially if they apply it to their face or inhale the fumes) trying to apply it like a bug spray.
So to recap: Bug spray - doesn't hurt, goes on your own skin to keep bugs from biting you. Bear spray - hurts like hell, goes on the bear to keep it from biting you. Humans who don't read instructions - Injuring themselves trying to use bear spray like a bug spray.
My older brother once had a teacher that didn't believe dinosaurs ever existed. He now can't remember what subject she taught, just thinking to himself, "How?"
I'm so confused how there is actual proof of dinosaurs but somehow there are people that don't believe they ever existed.
Well dinosaur fossils were OBVIOUSLY planted to boost museum revenue, as well as make dinosaur movies. Duh
wasnt there some idiot on tiktok who said "dinosaurs are made up by the government to hide the fact that giant humans existed" and tried to prove her point by saying that: "the average person cant find a dinosaur fossil or bone in the ground, but the archeologists can" or some stupid shit like that
Did that crazy chick actually have the gall to claim that Morgan Freeman, clearly commenting on something his fellow actor was saying was being accused by that chick of saying it to HER? What delusional bean!
Even the reporter was like "Bish, are you high?!?!"
@@shortlived4303 "Oh my god you absolute moron you're totally getting fired now"
I mean, I get it. I too wish Morgan Freeman was talking to me whenever he speaks
@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Look up Morgan Freeman lap pillow asmr, thank me later.
Holy shot I weren’t kidding
the "NFT dating service cancelled due to a lack of women" bit made me CACKLE
Me too! Also, this might be the single best combination of profile picture and comment I’ve ever seen!
I appreciate Click going into 2 minute long lectures about subjects, under the assumption that the people suffering terminal brain leakage can be convinced to stop posting misinformation just that easily.
I wish I was that optimistic about humanity.
Sometimes it's just a simple brain cell connection away
Other times you have to simulate the entire universe from scratch just to begin to comprehend how idiotic some people can be
Fun fact: In the UK any food packaging and/or labelling that can come into direct contact with the product MUST be "Food Grade". This means it's safe to consume, albeit not likely to have any nutritional value. It's not that you SHOULD eat it, just that IF you do none of the material, ink (which is a special type reserved for use in the food industry) or any glue used will do you any harm whatsoever. This includes things like the paper wrapping around individual Starburst (former name Opel Fruits) sweets, the little labels you find on apples and other fruit/veg, and in THIS country at least - I cannot speak for the US food industry - includes that paper label on the Hersheys Kiss. I'm not sure about any foil that is used, however, need to do more research on that.
Using religion to justify transphobia is mind boggling because plenty of people are atheists, and won’t care about insulting any creators
The "do not use the Lord's name in vain" thing actually is probably supposed to mean "do not cite allegiance to God to justify being a bad person or doing bad things" but religious people aren't ready to hear that yet.
I can't get my head around all those "you're going to hell for being *insertanythingtheydontlike*" backseat preachers.
Like, "yeah maybe (if it were my hell to begin with) but however the outcome you will end up there for being an asshole by the name of your own god"
@@pacicidal true, they all preach about "love and acceptance" yet themselves don't practice it either. this is also coming from a religious person
The Bible actually has lots of encouragement for living authentically. If a person actually reads it. This from a bisexual, religious Jewish mama of (among others) a trans enby. 🙏
💙💗🤍💗💙
@@missnaomi613 it also has ones that state if a man rapes a woman, BOTH are to be killed. It also has one that seems extremely specific where if a two men are fighting and the wife of one of the men grabs the other man's privates, her hand is to be cut off. It also has a line stating women are worth less as slaves than men.
When it comes to health, what you really want is qualified medical professionals.
*Not loan sharks.*
The U.S. does not differentiate between the two.
"Do you have proof (that your bones don't stay together without flesh)" uh, yeah, I've eaten fried chicken before.
But chicken have hollow bones
@@Blue-fg8vt Do hollow bones stick together better than non-hollow bones???
And chickens are basically modern day dinos 🤷♀️
@@spleens2233 im sorry i have to, i know what you meant but again I HAVE TO
ehem...
BEHOLD, A T-REX 🐓!
@@PutoMedicoBrujo that is a very nice t-rex
5:00 - When someone comes at you like that, your fight/flight/fawn/freeze/panic kicks in. They're not stupid, just frazzled.
That's the whole point lol
At 20:18 I just want to say as someone who previously worked for DCFS/CPS, please, for the love of god, do NOT have an unwanted child. Unwanted children have extremely tragic lives.
Abortion rules just make tragic lives then
@@pneumoniasoupisnotagoodorange The US political machine wants it that way. Keep up the supply of pretty white female babies for the childless wealthy middle-aged party donors to choose a nice one to adopt, and the rejects go into the foster care mill to become the next generation of paedophile victims and pregnant teenage girls providing babies for adoption.
The beat spray tweet is puzzling bordering on the horrific.
Bear spray is highly irritable, it's a type of tear gas, shoots out under incredible pressure (it's meant to shoot tens of meters) and there is quite a bit in the bottle.
Using it as a mosquito spray may have killed somebody.
You have to actually look at their tweets. They are generally being funny. They are hilarious at the OK Dept of Wildlife.
@@Selmatrixie Joke or not, I can only imagine some inexperienced parents spraying their kids down with bear spray for protection before going on a hike. 🤣
@@chatboulon743 that is true. I just didn't want anyone to think that is Okies are that stupid in general. We get that a lot. And yes, I'm sure someone has done that before.
@@Selmatrixie You said 'is' not 'us'. You made a typo on the internet: checkmate Okie!
bear spray is made up of what makes pepper spicy, it has 3.2 to 3.6 million Scoville units. the Carolina reaper has 2 million, and pepper X has 3.1 million.
they rubbed bear spray, hotter then the hottest pepper, all over their body. in an ok summer. while I guess they were camping. heat and sweat, makes the heat WAY worse.
I have the electric eraser. its used for detail and highlights that are too small for regular ones. it spins so you don't have to do the rubbing motion and erase larger areas. the video showed where exactly you wouldn't use it.
That's what I thought. It's not really a product flaw. It's more operator error. Probably a TikTok artist...
As someone who worked in HR and quit being HR recently, I can tell you it was definitely because they didn't have a ping pong table and not because they basically told me that I was overpaid and that I would never get a raise (at $20/hr). 🙃
Looks like I’ll be adding “NFT Dating Website” to my list of sentences that should never be spoken by anyone.
Make sure to add "first NFT Marriage", just in case
@@OfficialLuni why. Why would you speak such unholy words on to this plane of existence
@@thelazygamer2195 I live to test Apollo's patience
“Florida man, 37, arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours straight.”
Omg...it’s like a retro Batman villain come to life. He even LOOKS like someone who would be nicknamed, ‘Yahtzee Man’!
How do you even manage 27 captives?
@@scienceandponies cookies.
Seriously though, I have no idea. I can barely wrangle my 4 year old niece individually, so 27 grown adults?! No thank you!
Honestly, one of the best case scenarios of a kidnapping tbh. As long as the game didn't turn into a freaking SAW trap, of course.
@@scienceandponies as a native Floridian, I can honestly say it’s not hard to kidnap. Cookies and vodka. Free Wi-Fi. Movie night. A public reading of Dr. Seuss. The options are endless.
“Its not natural” neither is the work you’ve done with your $10 dollar box of dye, karen✨
First off: this needs more likes.
Second off: love your PFP.
I was working as door security at a posh wine bar in the UK when the smoking ban came in. An upper class 'Karen' threw a massive tantrum inside and was asked to leave. Upon the eventual departure she declared that, as I smelled slightly of cigarette smoke (as I smoke) I shouldn't be near her. I replied as a non driver that I would happily oblige if she stopped driving near pedestrians.....
That medical bill story is what my father-in-law is going through right now as his name is extremely common, and they stuck him with a 17k medicial bill for a guy who not only half his age but lives on the OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE!
HOW DO YOU MESS UP THIS BADLY?!
through not giving a shit as long as the bill is payed.
They just want there money
They probably sent it to everyone in the state with the same name. Better odds
@@lorifiedler13 *calls IRS*
"Monkeypox" IS a misnomer though, because it is not from monkeys. It was first described in monkeys used for medical research. But they are not the natural reservoir. That would be rodents
Karens: aha! So they're being racist to rats!
@@kh6853 something like that
It's the bubonic plague all over again
Yup. And smallpox wasn't really small, either.
@@juanausensi499 well I mean it is small relative to us so... technically not wrong? Even if then every disease should be called small-X
Ugh. That one about making more as a bartender than a teacher hits too close to home. Post-college grad here -- creative writing major, game dev minor -- seeking work, and after 5 months I've recently decided to settle with a position as an Amazon delivery driver just because the pay is $18 -- over twice my state's minimum wage of $7.25.
I'm curious how long you managed in that role. I was just a courier driver which was already super hard and I hear that the Amazon specific people had it so much worse.
As an artist, electric erasers are very nice for getting rid of tiny details, since you don't need to rub it around, you can just place it on the spot you need to erase and it works
Someone just walked by my desk when you said “let people be happy” I spat my coffee when they responded “No if I’m made to be miserable. The world will be miserable with me!” Before walking away….
The Spirit Animal of the internet
crab mentality
r/ImTheMainCharacter
People who chose to be miserable are so exhausting. If you want to be sad then go for it, but don't drag others down with you.
I regularly forget that the click isn’t 20 years old and just looks really good for his age
Wait a minute…. HOW OLD IS HE!?!?
@@rat_queen7431 65
@@rat_queen7431 12
@@rat_queen7431 like 30 ish, maybe 33 at most
@@rat_queen7431 46 years, 127 days, 02:21 hours
"No one has died from having children" - someone who hasn't heard of Padme.
To be fair, it wasn't childbirth that killed her. It was being too sad.
And don't forget Jane Seymour who died while giving birth to Henry the 8th's son
@@scienceandponies totally
In high school before I turned 18, my family all signed up for a gym membership. Big mistake. I was the only one who ever went and I only went once. My family was able to cancel relatively easily (as close to easy as you get with gym memberships) but they wouldn't cancel mine and they kept saying I owed them money. Eventually they sent it to a collections agency and tried to collect a debt from someone underage who is *legally* not responsible for it. My mom set it up with my name on it and they thought that meant I was responsible for it. I had so many calls from the collection agency, even while I was in class. I think we had to get a lawyer involved cause they amount they were saying *I* owed got somewhere close to $600.
I could've understood if the team had a talk together, and possibly even asked if he'd be willing to let a reserve take his place for a few matches if they're deep in a big tournament, so the team wouldn't need to worry about performance or dropping out, and he could focus on his last days with his mom and hopefully not be too distracted or occupied by the team training and matches. But frickin _kicking someone off the team?!_ That in itself, like that, is bloody heartless. But doing it because someone _might_ perform sub-par _in the future?!_
Organizations are inherently eviler than the people who are in them. In our normal life, we don't have a single task to do but many, and life is a constantly balancing act. Organizations assign single tasks to individuals, for example, maximize stakeholders profit, and regard the individual only by his effectiveness in that single task. Higher ups want something done, and middlemen are expected to have that something done, and to not bother higher ups with details.
The people making these decisions don't see 'people' they have a bunch of e-athlete shaped holes where they have money on the line if their e-athlete shaped holes are not the best filled, they thought one of their e-athlete shapes was about to change to a worse shape, which would make them not have the best hole filling, so it was time to get rid of it and search for a better fitting e-athlete shape.
"Italians are very agile"
That's very true!
I've seen some Italian Guy jump up a Set of stairs and shoot across the ocean
ehh... just make sure that he cant get through a wall within 4 easy steps...
I can't believe Italians unlocked speedrun hacks irl
Let's-a GO!
Well, have you seen Peppino from Pizza Tower?
Same Italian guy straight up jumped between planets at one point too
Today i realised that the "cat" in click's intro says "psst, disclaimer" i somehow thought it said"psst, squidward"
Target audience.
For me, I didn't leave my job over money, I left because management had their heads up their collective backsides and were constantly changing (read: daily) my responsibilities. It got to the point where I never knew what they were going to change when I walked in the door.
The Click speaking German always makes my day XD
same :3
And my comment getting a heart just made my whole week.
At what time stamp?
I actually think it’s one of the better of the Adam Sandler movies
@@europeangardenflower9812 0:13
Can we like, make NFT's illegal because ONE NFT takes the energy of the average American household of FIVE members, over the span OF A YEAR (give or take, this may not be entirely accurate)
it's disgusting how much energy they use.
@@peiithos I know, and it should be illegal because it endangers literally every living thing that exists.
@@reina_does_stuff7724 what even are nfts?
@@GilbertGarfield911 how do you not know? Theyve been a giant thing for a long time
@@ImTheOfficialFox I heard they were like buying the license to something without actually getting it, but idk what they really are tbh. Definitely sounds stupid tho.
I had a similar discussion with my sisters today about monkeypox. "It's a shame they had to give it such an awkward name." "What, they gave a disease a name based on the animals it infects?" But then they went on to mock swine flu and bird flu for having the same problem.
I don't think they get that humans aren't the only species on the planet. Yes diseases can sometimes cross the species barrier, but before they do, they're diseases of those other species. Naming them swine flu, bird flu, or monkeypox is the natural thing to do. It's not a conspiracy theory to denegrate people!
Yes, but I found it weird because it came after covid. And I remember seeing whole discussions over how the media and the scientific community should stop naming diseases after animals or places to avoid stigmatizing them, like the swine flu or the Spanish flu, and that being the reason they're calling the disease "covid" instead of "bat flu", "Chinese flu" or something like that.
What I guess happened is that everyone was so tired of the previous pandemic that when a new one emerged we collectively forgot all about that and went "meh, monkeypox, whatever"
Problem has been that when disease is named after place or group, people have attacked people who are from that place or belong in that group ( like when spanish flu was problem, mexican and other spanish-speaking people were attacked, same with chinese people when covid was called china-virus) or are mistaken to be from that place or to belong in that group...
And "monkey" has been used as insult towards people with dark skin color 😰
@@valivali8104 covid was never called the china virus except by racist people
@@mackback319 and there is enough racist people (aka millions!) that chinese people (and other asian people who look like chinese to these racists) were attacked - and they still have to fear for their life and safety! But no wonder, since Cheeto Mussolini used "China virus", among Fox "News"...
35:30 I laughed so hard at the mental image of Jesus on top of a hill firing an AK-47, just barely holding back a swarm of vicious babies, like a zombie horde.
6:45 so for those who didn't get that, the "Bear spray" they are applying like bug spray is meant to be sprayed AT the bear. they are spraying themselves with what is essentially Pepper Spray designed to affect the APEX PREDATOR OF THE FOREST
Seasoned meal.
Spicy snack
Wha..wha.. I was kinda wondering but why but damn.
19:30
Turkish-American here, the blue eye is a Nazar Boncuk. The belief is that it protects the wearer from an evil eye, which is when someone envious of you curses you with a certain gaze or comment. I notice them a lot more often in pop culture and just wanted to explain the context behind them.
As an artist i have to say the electric eraser is actually a blessing for us, you can erase the pupil on a tiny eye without even touching the iris or eyelashes it's an absolute GODSEND
AGREED! I really need to buy one! It's perfect for details !!!
37:12 As a hobbyist artist, electric erasers are actually quite nice! They spin. They're very useful for erasing small pencil marks -- much more cleanly than a normal eraser, and also with much more control (since they're so small). I like to use them for highlights. I recommend them :)
Child with real gun: we'll allow it.
Child with toy that technically works like a gun but shoots floofy foam sticks: nope, suspension. Yup, makes perfect sense to me....
Fluffy foam sticks, the dark path to furries.
I got suspended for finger guns
I remember there was a kid that got suspended for having a beyblade launcher that's shaped like a gun
@@Mauzzewulf I remember like 2 totally separate stories about deaf/mute kids in the US that got in trouble for signing, one of them it was something to do with his name. And they just so happened to look like finger guns, so even more context around it and he still got suspended.
@@kempolar9768 how did we F up so bad that language is banned because it looks like finger guns 💀
The best comeback I could ever think of giving to someone pushing "God this or that" is "that same god also gave free will :)". It cancels out everything because if you were given free will by your creator, then someone telling you that you can't use that exact free will would be them considering themselves to have a higher authority than that same being that gave you the free will.
the moment people thought "NFT dating sites" were a good idea to make, I instantly lost all hope for humanity that I received this year.
It kinda gives me happyness. Knowing that there's at least a group of people who are infinitely dumber than me
Don't worry
We domesticated wolves and tigers
how the heck did I get so many likes?
Go watch One topic or r/humans being bros for a bit, should restore that a little bit
@@skygard49 I might...
That one about dividing the jubilee budget among all households gave me an extra chuckle. Back when the Powerball jackpot hit $1B for the first time, a meme went around that was just like that. It suggested that if all Americans split the money, everyone would get like $100k or something silly. I came into the office that morning laughing hysterically, because that pay-out is really less than $2 (not $2k... just $2). My co-worker next to me was pretty quiet. When she went on a break, another co-worker peeked over the wall with a huge grin, and said, "She shared that meme unironically and was talking about it seriously minutes before you came in!" I might have felt bad, but no one liked working with first co-worker, who was basically r/ConfidentlyIncorrect in corporeal form.
37:18 Wow, I feel so called out by this. I use an eraser exactly like that. I use it because it's precise, which makes it handy for erasing something on a drawing without erasing something I didn't want to erase.
Riiight?!
37:27 Actually, these erasers ARE useful in art! If you want to make a highlight in shading or erase smudges that don’t come off normally, these really come in handy
I've never once had one of these that has been beneficial. You always end up having to move them just like you would a normal eraser and they rip up the paper like nuts
@@CellXLee for me they are beneficial, I got one as a gift last Christmas and it works wonders
@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying man, you might also be using better paper than I do. I’ve always just used copy paper (probably not the best idea but I don’t know of better paper to use)
@@SuperCheetah ohh yea that definitely explains it, I hope one day you can upgrade your paper, I hated using copy paper 🥲
@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying I might attempt at it. I’ve been using prismacolor on copy paper for who knows how long :’D
It's astounding how easy it is to make fun of hetero men.
A really good friend of mine is aromantic bisexual, so she's not interested in dating but when she's in the mood for naughties and doesn't want to take care of it in single player mode she'd look for a player two, male or female doesn't matter. Some time ago we were chatting about stuff and I asked her "btw do you have a preference? Men or women?" She said men. I was a bit surprised because she always talks so passionately about women and I told her that. She then replied "women are great... Men are available." and I can't stop thinking about it
Damn.
then she prefers women
@@vibaj16 no, she prefers men because they're easier to have
@@honeybunnyhanni1931 no, that's not how that works.
"Would you prefer to get $10 or $1,000,000?"
"$10, b/c it's easier to get"
@@vibaj16 your money analogy is a bit flawed. It should be "Would you rather get 1,000,000$ now or 10$ each day?"
Because let's be honest. She could probably think of having sex with a man and five men will suddenly stand in front of her door.
And just because one has more "value" to her doesn't mean she doesn't prefer the other
Edit: I'm a lesbian and regularly get sent dick pics. So even I would have an easier time finding a man than a woman if I would be attracted to them
The electric eraser is useful, but not for the way they were using it on the vid. Artists who draw with pencils use it a lot to have precise and very erased lines, like for eye highlights or hair highlights. They work amazingly and I've wanted one for a while bc I draw with pencils a lot✨✨