Dude literally hands Theo a gun and Theo starts aiming it into the forest and says "who's on the other team?" then Waddell just takes the gun back and is like " ill hold onto this."
There’s a clip where he’s describing opossums as “forest shrimp” and a bunch of other theoisms talking about animals and honestly someone talented enough with a lot of free time or a serious ADHD hyper fixation hole could just weed through years of video and compile a wildlife narration and put it over a compilation of coordinating animals and it would be astounding, magical, a VonMasterpiece.
This needs to happen hahah He reminds me of myself; when one of my best friends moved here I told her right before swinging in the water we had “red river scorpions” (craw dads) as a joke and she shit her pants and believed me lol I kept the joke going for a while until winter and said “oh they hibernate this time of year” hahaha
Turkey hunting is very hard prob the hardest thing I ever hunted. I got one but I think it happened more by accident than skill LOL... Congrats Caleb and Theo on a successful hunt, remember its not about what you get its about spending time with your friends and family and enjoying nature. I will be out there tomorrow trying to get my deer with my brother and cousin
You boys need to go on a good Eastern Turkey hunt in the timber and have some come in hollering. That is a different aspect/experience of turkey hunting, especially compared to the Osceolas I believe you hunted.
The waiting is the worst part. My dad hunt everyday of duck and geese season. To the point that he is now a guide for other hunters after he retired. I’ve been a couple times. It’s way too cold for me. I fell in the water once, and never went back. 😂
@@jameshill8493 I felt like I was turning into a block of ice. The water was icy in the middle of winter. I was 12. It probably has a lot to do with me being a girl. I don’t do well in the cold. Wet Louisiana cold is different. It feels like razor blades cutting into your bones. Add falling into icy water, and having to walk over an hour to get back to the camp so you can change. I’m just not built for it.
Hunting is kinda one of those things that you almost have to grow up doing your whole life to enjoy I think. Especially bow hunting. For most hunters it’s not all about killing everything, it’s about enjoying the peace and quiet of nature and being able to blend yourself into it good enough that the animals don’t know you’re even there. And then there’s also those guys who just live to kill everything in sight, I don’t consider those guys hunters myself, more exterminators.
Never hunted in my life. Want to, but what you're saying applies so much to fishing as well. I'm 31 and barely fished for the first time last year and I'm thinking to myself how the hell do people find this enjoyable lol. Mind you both times I've gone so far didn't catch jack shit so there's that. See Your from Minnesota, funny cuz my buddy from Minnesota is gonna take my ice fishing this winter. Hopefully i catch something!!
@@brownjatt21I'm from MN too, we got some great ice fishing! Every year we get family and friends on a coach bus (20-30 guys) to a resort on Lake of the Woods (that little top hat on Minnesota that goes into Canada). Sometimes I go on that trip and other times like last year I went on a secondary trip with just my father, Grandpa, 2 uncles, and 2 cousins. Still just as good. Slim's Resort always treats us well.
@@96Logan oh that's awesome boss. I told em about slims resort and if he's ever been up there to fish. He said Yea of course but he usually stays at rainy river which is right down the road. He mentioned he frequents Leech lake and Millie Lacs to ice fish. Believe he lives around Alexandria. Man he was telling me about those ice castles where you can fit a lot of people and it's damn near a house on the ice. My mind was absolutely blown to say the least. Just ice fishing in your living room is nuts 😂.
Hearing Theo calling Dee dyslexic Ed is crazy because you would hear him talk about that on Joe Rogan and be sceptical if it’s a real person, makes me think most of what he says is true
When Theo said the turkeys were by the side of the road in an ice bath, it reminded me of him telling Joe Rogan how his body looked like a tied up turkey.
Hahah this was so good. Thank you for the laughs Theo. I wanted to hear more about the Adam and Eve story at the end, was hilarious and interesting to hear about the genealogy.
City people crack me when hunting the first time. Without fail they are ready to go home after 2-3 hours. If they make it over 3 straight hours, then they will for sure go again.
I believe that we were all the same looking and spoke the same language until the tower of babel was built, and that’s when he created all the other languages to confuse us so we couldn’t communicate no more it made us look different and broke up the land, we used to be just one big supercontinent im not saying this is fact just my there
I’ve done wild boar hunting in immokalee a few times. So much fucking fun. It is in the middle of bum fuck Everglades no where. But worth the drive if you find a host and your in Miami or broward or wherever.
8:21 these boys sound a little sus. They almost sound sorry for shooting a turkey that people are gonna eat🤨. America🇺🇸 sure as hell is making them different these days 💅😏.
theo saying deceiving the turkey in the wild is bad yet people just disconnect themselves from all the store bought food. It's good to feel something for an animal before you take it instead of just scanning it at the check out line.
Have y’all watched videos ( underground sites- that aren’t censored supposedly) Talk about LIQUID DEATH .. The canned water that Theo shows in his podcasts and sht. Look boi.. I’m no conspiracy person but that’s some weird wicked devil sht and I won’t drink it bc of their ads!!! Wtf!!?
@@jameshill8493 Got my 1st shotgun for my 9th birthday. Never used hearing protection in my life. I've also not used a condom since the Giants beat the Pats in 07, and i fk girls with drugs habits sometimes. I can hear and i'm disease free. Live a little.
These homeless people use slingshots and home made spears to get them some gobblers where I live. So many and they mate all day long so must be hundred of thousands in towns farms and forests.
yah hunting is super simple, these professionals at "hunting" is just a scam for attention. and if you guys went hunting all day and didn't see anything but ya'll saw some within just a few minutes of driving then these arn't professionals. if i'm the top in the world at this hunting then i better know where they eat, sleep, and crap.
Michael literally called Theo a 2 year old and Caleb flat out said that Theo didn't deserve to get a turkey. he acted like a child the entire time. If someone is taking time out of their schedule to take you hunting, let alone one of the best turkey hunters in the nation, you shut up and enjoy your once in a lifetime opportunity. Don't complain the entire time and be sour. some of these famous people really have lost touch with reality.
F****** hilarious once again, my stomach hurts. Gobblers, DE A.k.a Dyslexic ad looks a bit like a Turkey in the mouth area . You can just talk about anything And be hilarious. Dude, God bless you for that. I live in Delaware. A bunch of Turkey hunters around here. So I know what you're talking about with the fan and s***. Yeah, dude, pretty crazy, pretty Boring right. These guys will sit still for 8 hours straight. Waiting for Turkey's to come to them. And sometimes they just never come. not for me. But I guess for some people. A thrill of a lifetime anyway. Thanks again for making my stomach ach.. later tater.
Guy being opposite of Joe’s Jamie not knowing how to spell is exceptionally entertaining 😅
I thought “what would Joe do” lol
he is half of what makes this pod so funny
Dude literally hands Theo a gun and Theo starts aiming it into the forest and says "who's on the other team?" then Waddell just takes the gun back and is like " ill hold onto this."
Pulling up that ball sack guy had me dying 😂
5:05 Theo calling D.E. dyslexic Ed is the most underrated joke in this clip
I thought it was Ed with the letters tangled up 😂
DE fits the acronym too. So good😂
DEAD😂
Theo needs a documentary about his day to day 😂
I never watched tiger king… but I would so watch king Theo
He use to do vlogs
Narrated by Theo
Rat king
Would love a Theo vlog or a Theo live stream
That gobbler walked up and saved the rest. God bless
"He said is name was D.E., I thought it must have been Ed but he had the letters tangled up" 😂😂
dyslexic ed hahahaha
"i was in the car because we called the turkeys and they didn't come " 🤣
We must protect this man by all means necessary. 🙏🏼
These two guys go together like PB&J
I want to see Theo narrate an animal documentary lol
Omg yes
they can spell wrong all they want but how does he not just include the keyword "hunting" would have brought him up the first time.
“And this guy, he’s gettin ripped up for the better good. That’s nature brotha” 😂
There’s a clip where he’s describing opossums as “forest shrimp” and a bunch of other theoisms talking about animals and honestly someone talented enough with a lot of free time or a serious ADHD hyper fixation hole could just weed through years of video and compile a wildlife narration and put it over a compilation of coordinating animals and it would be astounding, magical, a VonMasterpiece.
This needs to happen hahah
He reminds me of myself; when one of my best friends moved here I told her right before swinging in the water we had “red river scorpions” (craw dads) as a joke and she shit her pants and believed me lol I kept the joke going for a while until winter and said “oh they hibernate this time of year” hahaha
I do a lot of Turkey calling here in Ireland. No turkeys to hunt, but it's a great sound.
"...say you're at a rest area" .... 😅
I think that was a perfect example😂😂😂
Turkey hunting is very hard prob the hardest thing I ever hunted. I got one but I think it happened more by accident than skill LOL... Congrats Caleb and Theo on a successful hunt, remember its not about what you get its about spending time with your friends and family and enjoying nature. I will be out there tomorrow trying to get my deer with my brother and cousin
💯 🏹🎯
First minute of this video had me dying
We need another Caleb episode..🤘
their charisma together and chemistries are really in sync
Great to see theos doing those road rules adventures again.
Get in there, boiii
You boys need to go on a good Eastern Turkey hunt in the timber and have some come in hollering. That is a different aspect/experience of turkey hunting, especially compared to the Osceolas I believe you hunted.
With swords 🤣
Ear protection is for real!!!
Protect your Ears, people🤙
Caleb’s giggle makes the whole interaction
That was one of the best videos ever
Shooting a shotgun without ear plugs is crazy! That sucks for Caleb
I mean you don't wear them while hunting so it's not crazy
I don’t think I or anyone I’ve ever known has worn ear plugs when shooting a shotgun to be honest
I watched Waddells episode with you guys hunting and all I could think was “you guys are useless”🤣🤣
Theo you've got to get you a bird brother! You'll be hooked for life. You were with the best of the best!
The waiting is the worst part.
My dad hunt everyday of duck and geese season.
To the point that he is now a guide for other hunters after he retired.
I’ve been a couple times. It’s way too cold for me.
I fell in the water once, and never went back.
😂
Quit yappin
Lame reason not to honestly
@@jameshill8493 I felt like I was turning into a block of ice.
The water was icy in the middle of winter. I was 12.
It probably has a lot to do with me being a girl.
I don’t do well in the cold.
Wet Louisiana cold is different.
It feels like razor blades cutting into your bones.
Add falling into icy water, and having to walk over an hour to get back to the camp so you can change.
I’m just not built for it.
@@acaydia2982 I mean if it’s not for you it’s not for you but don’t blame you being a girl.
Well to be fair, duck hunting is for instathots and Koe Wetzel fans lol
City boys don’t get it. It’s 70/30 fun vs boredom bring a deck of cards.
yall need to come deer huntin in W.V., if you wanna have fun. beer, guns and deer meat
and if ya wanna see gobblers, well theres a couple bars
Caleb went turkey hunting, Theo went camping, kinda.
Hunting is kinda one of those things that you almost have to grow up doing your whole life to enjoy I think. Especially bow hunting. For most hunters it’s not all about killing everything, it’s about enjoying the peace and quiet of nature and being able to blend yourself into it good enough that the animals don’t know you’re even there. And then there’s also those guys who just live to kill everything in sight, I don’t consider those guys hunters myself, more exterminators.
Never hunted in my life. Want to, but what you're saying applies so much to fishing as well. I'm 31 and barely fished for the first time last year and I'm thinking to myself how the hell do people find this enjoyable lol. Mind you both times I've gone so far didn't catch jack shit so there's that. See Your from Minnesota, funny cuz my buddy from Minnesota is gonna take my ice fishing this winter. Hopefully i catch something!!
@@brownjatt21I'm from MN too, we got some great ice fishing! Every year we get family and friends on a coach bus (20-30 guys) to a resort on Lake of the Woods (that little top hat on Minnesota that goes into Canada). Sometimes I go on that trip and other times like last year I went on a secondary trip with just my father, Grandpa, 2 uncles, and 2 cousins. Still just as good. Slim's Resort always treats us well.
@@96Logan oh that's awesome boss. I told em about slims resort and if he's ever been up there to fish. He said Yea of course but he usually stays at rainy river which is right down the road. He mentioned he frequents Leech lake and Millie Lacs to ice fish. Believe he lives around Alexandria. Man he was telling me about those ice castles where you can fit a lot of people and it's damn near a house on the ice. My mind was absolutely blown to say the least. Just ice fishing in your living room is nuts 😂.
love you theo
Theo just bailed and got bored haha
Theo lowkey disappointed me when he went back to the truck😭
Hearing Theo calling Dee dyslexic Ed is crazy because you would hear him talk about that on Joe Rogan and be sceptical if it’s a real person, makes me think most of what he says is true
When Theo said the turkeys were by the side of the road in an ice bath, it reminded me of him telling Joe Rogan how his body looked like a tied up turkey.
Goblers are the male turkey. Hens are females. Gang gang
“What am I lose to do put the rifle down “ 😂
No seriously how many times does he have to say “Waddell” for him to finally learn how to sound things out
i click this video every time its recommended for me
Hahah this was so good. Thank you for the laughs Theo. I wanted to hear more about the Adam and Eve story at the end, was hilarious and interesting to hear about the genealogy.
Dem damn goblersss
“I thought his name was Ed but he got the letters mixed up” Gyat damn lol
That truckstop analogy was a fuckin hitter
Yall just made the best turkey hunting analogy ive ever heard. Lolololol!!!! Just like uber eats.
the Turducken Brothers
My dad can do a turkey call with just his mouth.. it’s scary as shot if you aren’t expecting it.
How does that Riley kid still have a job?😂
Asian privilege
I don’t think he does
Maybe that’s why he’s started drinking Celsius .. but man I saw some freaky ads for Liquid Death.
These city boys... Cracked me up tho
My two favorites 🙌🏼
Theo you let Louisiana down on this one 😂😂😂 on here like your from Maine or something😂
City people crack me when hunting the first time. Without fail they are ready to go home after 2-3 hours. If they make it over 3 straight hours, then they will for sure go again.
walmark Got turkeys. only takes 45 minutes..
"Slide up in this slick wallet"😂😂😂
Theo Von has that hot uncle juice flowing through his veins.
Convicting a Murderer was great, but a bit slow paced.
Poopies and Theo need to do an episode
Nobody is taking you hunting Theo! You’re camp entertainment
These guys need to be in the room with Morgan Wallen
Soooo funny.....yet sooo Yuppie!!! haha
I miss Riley! Where’s he been?
"Ohhh common on get this cooter" 😂
Too funny these guys
Did theo not look into what hunting was before he booked a hunting trip?
Come hunting with us in SE Louisiana, We drink while hunting. LOL
did i go back in time while napping because i'm having deja vu
Moral of the story, Don't waste your time on killing anything you can buy at Walmart.
think i seen a couple of gobblers
Legit question
I don’t think Theo will ever go back.
At least not with Waddell.
To attract a 2 year old.... Just open a candy bar😅😅
I believe that we were all the same looking and spoke the same language until the tower of babel was built, and that’s when he created all the other languages to confuse us so we couldn’t communicate no more it made us look different and broke up the land, we used to be just one big supercontinent im not saying this is fact just my there
Part man part myth 🤣🤣
Turkeys on Turkeys...
You need to go on a goose hunt brotha
11:35 that lick lip had me dying and cringing
Theo ill be your comptuer guy inpromise ill spell wattle correct, ill even give you a little hankypanky in the back room for the right price
Marvin Wafflehouse aka Michael Waddell is an excellent hunter. It would have been an honor to chase turkeys with him.
Theo can't wear camo anymore gang gang
pavORati🤣
I’ve done wild boar hunting in immokalee a few times. So much fucking fun. It is in the middle of bum fuck Everglades no where. But worth the drive if you find a host and your in Miami or broward or wherever.
8:21 these boys sound a little sus. They almost sound sorry for shooting a turkey that people are gonna eat🤨. America🇺🇸 sure as hell is making them different these days 💅😏.
No man you can’t drink and have guns and record it!
My car went deer hunting last night..... 😢😢
did you eat it?
theo saying deceiving the turkey in the wild is bad yet people just disconnect themselves from all the store bought food. It's good to feel something for an animal before you take it instead of just scanning it at the check out line.
🤘
Put him on public land where they don't feed them and competing with other hunts let see
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Have y’all watched videos ( underground sites- that aren’t censored supposedly)
Talk about LIQUID DEATH ..
The canned water that Theo shows in his podcasts and sht.
Look boi..
I’m no conspiracy person but that’s some weird wicked devil sht and I won’t drink it bc of their ads!!!
Wtf!!?
Theo was gettin that vehicular turkey neck in the truck
Theo needs to go run down on some wild hogs then if he wants to get to slashin!
5:00
Riley is not a good production assistant 😂
🤣👌
I can't imagine being this soft, let alone ADMITTING IT. Really? Your ears hurt from firing a shotgun once?
City boys
Bruh it’s loud sorry I don’t already have hearing damage😂 there’s a reason people wear ear protection
@@jameshill8493 Got my 1st shotgun for my 9th birthday. Never used hearing protection in my life. I've also not used a condom since the Giants beat the Pats in 07, and i fk girls with drugs habits sometimes. I can hear and i'm disease free. Live a little.
Your so hard bro
Lol chill dude guns are loud
Haha gobbler means male.
These homeless people use slingshots and home made spears to get them some gobblers where I live. So many and they mate all day long so must be hundred of thousands in towns farms and forests.
….😂
yah hunting is super simple, these professionals at "hunting" is just a scam for attention. and if you guys went hunting all day and didn't see anything but ya'll saw some within just a few minutes of driving then these arn't professionals. if i'm the top in the world at this hunting then i better know where they eat, sleep, and crap.
Michael literally called Theo a 2 year old and Caleb flat out said that Theo didn't deserve to get a turkey. he acted like a child the entire time. If someone is taking time out of their schedule to take you hunting, let alone one of the best turkey hunters in the nation, you shut up and enjoy your once in a lifetime opportunity. Don't complain the entire time and be sour. some of these famous people really have lost touch with reality.
Ouch
F****** hilarious once again, my stomach hurts. Gobblers, DE A.k.a Dyslexic ad looks a bit like a Turkey in the mouth area . You can just talk about anything And be hilarious. Dude, God bless you for that. I live in Delaware. A bunch of Turkey hunters around here. So I know what you're talking about with the fan and s***. Yeah, dude, pretty crazy, pretty Boring right. These guys will sit still for 8 hours straight. Waiting for Turkey's to come to them. And sometimes they just never come. not for me. But I guess for some people. A thrill of a lifetime anyway. Thanks again for making my stomach ach.. later tater.
Theo I wanna see you bring Kevin Gates on the pod