Certified Blood Machine (Ultrakill cover of "They not like us") (Full version)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

Комментарии • 536

  • @Jotatoejoestar
    @Jotatoejoestar 2 месяца назад +787

    Okay listen I can explain

  • @LORDovrthm
    @LORDovrthm 3 месяца назад +1436

    +DISRESPECT
    +FINISHED OFF
    +OVERKILL
    +ENRAGED

  • @MildTomfoolery-ki1jn
    @MildTomfoolery-ki1jn 3 месяца назад +1513

    V2 caught DMing a mid-production mindflayer saying he'll overheat all over her

  • @Temtherandom
    @Temtherandom 3 месяца назад +638

    "Certified Judge of hell? Certified Apostate of hate."

    • @9Justin9
      @9Justin9 2 месяца назад +16

      i wish that was in the song lol

    • @Cyborg_Sloth
      @Cyborg_Sloth 2 месяца назад +3

      Apostate of hate would be a great name for this cover

    • @Honkenbonk
      @Honkenbonk Месяц назад +2

      "Minos on the beat yo"

    • @waltuhblack-x9s
      @waltuhblack-x9s Месяц назад

      Trying to parry a projectile and its probably a mindflayer

  • @thewaterninja3183
    @thewaterninja3183 3 месяца назад +717

    WE DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU SAY "MACHINE" NO MORE

    • @MildTomfoolery-ki1jn
      @MildTomfoolery-ki1jn 3 месяца назад +28

      isnt clanker/clanka a slur against robots

    • @Silver-u2z
      @Silver-u2z 2 месяца назад +3

      @@MildTomfoolery-ki1jnaccording to helldivers it is

    • @baaa838
      @baaa838 2 месяца назад +11

      ​@@Silver-u2z its from star wars though? Helldivers just uses it as a reference

    • @Silver-u2z
      @Silver-u2z 2 месяца назад

      @@baaa838 just thinking in more modern terms ig

    • @baaa838
      @baaa838 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Silver-u2z gotta respect the ogs though

  • @epoxylung
    @epoxylung 3 месяца назад +773

    the "WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP" part shouldve been the parry sound

    • @magicfroge174
      @magicfroge174  3 месяца назад +245

      i used the parry sound as percussion

    • @andrew9832
      @andrew9832 3 месяца назад +105

      @@magicfroge174 i think a better option would have been the jackhammer sound

    • @epoxylung
      @epoxylung 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@andrew9832THAT TOO

    • @TerraLyte47
      @TerraLyte47 3 месяца назад +15

      nah, 4 coins and a parry

    • @epoxylung
      @epoxylung 3 месяца назад +17

      @@TerraLyte47 4 coins and a railcannon

  • @bulletkin_etg
    @bulletkin_etg 3 месяца назад +726

    ⚠️⚠️ WARNING THESE BARS ARE
    VIOLENT ⚠️⚠️

    • @mysonisthedrink
      @mysonisthedrink 3 месяца назад +39

      🩸 🩸 BRUTAL EVEN 🩸 🩸

    • @couldntcreateagoodname
      @couldntcreateagoodname 3 месяца назад +8

      @@mysonisthedrink MORE BRUTAL THEN MINOS PRIME

    • @VTubershostage
      @VTubershostage 3 месяца назад +7

      THESE BARS CONTAINS SCENES

    • @FreneticBird988
      @FreneticBird988 3 месяца назад +14

      THESE BARS MUST DIE

    • @SKR00G
      @SKR00G 3 месяца назад +8

      BARS ARE FUEL, V2 IS DEAD, ALBUM IS FULL.

  • @jambunctious2972
    @jambunctious2972 3 месяца назад +564

    The War Without Reason drums in the background goes unfathomably hard.

  • @yourenotme7575
    @yourenotme7575 3 месяца назад +912

    Sisyphus been real quiet when this dropped

    • @onahddrworld4204
      @onahddrworld4204 3 месяца назад +18

      Minos been real crusty about this track

    • @DownHistoricallyBad
      @DownHistoricallyBad 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@onahddrworld4204 Minos is the lord of sex, so yes, he is likely crusty at all times due to the forbidden sauce.

    • @alienguy587
      @alienguy587 3 месяца назад +12

      AND HE DOESN'T REGRET A SECOND OF IT... HAHAHAHAHA... MWAHAHAHAHA... AHAHAHAHA

    • @doguezter7047
      @doguezter7047 3 месяца назад +11

      He was with a underage virtue

    • @KingLegacyGuy
      @KingLegacyGuy 2 месяца назад +2

      @@doguezter7047 broooo 😭😭

  • @Zordyn
    @Zordyn 2 месяца назад +120

    Canon V1: I need blood.
    Fanon V1:

    • @imissmydawg
      @imissmydawg 2 месяца назад +10

      This is canon v1 wdym

    • @VeryMauricius
      @VeryMauricius 2 месяца назад +5

      exactly lol
      Canon V1: the most bloodthirsty and unmerciful character created
      Fanon V1: silly lil guy

  • @1millionwasps
    @1millionwasps 3 месяца назад +379

    V2 was quiet as hell when this dropped

    • @mysonisthedrink
      @mysonisthedrink 3 месяца назад +2

      💀

    • @gl0rp
      @gl0rp 3 месяца назад +10

      Its dead, what did you expect

    • @roninparker
      @roninparker 3 месяца назад +8

      He's a splat on the floor

    • @1millionwasps
      @1millionwasps 3 месяца назад +4

      @@roninparker "reconstruct what theres nothing left"

    • @V2_TheMurderMachine
      @V2_TheMurderMachine 2 месяца назад +2

      i come back from the dead to fight you for the third time prepare for my "ULTRABLAST-OFF"

  • @NotTheGuy68419
    @NotTheGuy68419 3 месяца назад +126

    Bro passed through lust, realized he missed drake, then dropped this. Ultimate predator killer

  • @whtusern
    @whtusern 3 месяца назад +486

    say gabe, i hear you like em young

    • @Lilguy57
      @Lilguy57 3 месяца назад +102

      You ain’t never go to p Dash 1

    • @pachurro2762
      @pachurro2762 3 месяца назад +75

      to any angel with him and they in love

    • @somedudeonyou_tube7449
      @somedudeonyou_tube7449 3 месяца назад +67

      just make sure you hide your ferryman from him

    • @Lilguy57
      @Lilguy57 3 месяца назад +47

      @@somedudeonyou_tube7449 They tell me Benjamin’s the only one who gets your hand me downs

    • @idunno9251
      @idunno9251 3 месяца назад +52

      @@Lilguy57 And Maurice at the party playin' with his nose now

  • @alienguy587
    @alienguy587 3 месяца назад +255

    Earthmover been speechless since this one

    • @alfonsoqueiroz3755
      @alfonsoqueiroz3755 2 месяца назад +4

      Nah the he filmed this in the earthmover

    • @The21stGamer
      @The21stGamer 2 месяца назад +2

      "Say Ben, I hear you like 'em young"

    • @spidey5558
      @spidey5558 Месяц назад

      Which is impressive because it's not like it spoke before.

  • @reninparker9822
    @reninparker9822 3 месяца назад +164

    GIVE V1 THE PASS ‼‼‼‼‼

  • @Redwood_5
    @Redwood_5 3 месяца назад +182

    the "whop whop whop" part was fucking gold

  • @RachelsDoesRandom
    @RachelsDoesRandom 3 месяца назад +114

    I'm adding this to my cybergrind playlist

  • @Ezkex
    @Ezkex 3 месяца назад +133

    love the cencorship on the n word and all but ngl if v1 was a human he would be black ong

    • @thefiend9382
      @thefiend9382 3 месяца назад

      fuck you mean v1 was definitely polish

    • @THE_TRAPPYMAN
      @THE_TRAPPYMAN 3 месяца назад +16

      Based on what his a blue robot with a singular line that wasn't voiced

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. 2 месяца назад +1

      real af

    • @budgetcommander4849
      @budgetcommander4849 2 месяца назад +25

      @@THE_TRAPPYMANIt's a sixth sense, don't question it

    • @THE_TRAPPYMAN
      @THE_TRAPPYMAN 2 месяца назад +2

      @@budgetcommander4849 if he guess my ethnicity then am lettim him cook

  • @siah_9390
    @siah_9390 3 месяца назад +126

    Found this on Twitter, this shit is gold
    I FUCKING LOVE THE WAR WITHOUT REASON DRUMS.
    Keep cooking you supreme machine 🔥

  • @Orion46049
    @Orion46049 3 месяца назад +78

    Drake trying to play violence

  • @metashrew
    @metashrew 3 месяца назад +79

    the vocal inflections on this are perfect. good job this is great

  • @fuszy0
    @fuszy0 3 месяца назад +189

    even v1 dissin drake

  • @thogging
    @thogging 3 месяца назад +66

    +DISRESPECT
    +DISRESPECT
    +DISRESPECT
    +DISRESPECT
    +DISRESPECT
    (wop wop wop wop wop)

    • @billyprolegend3
      @billyprolegend3 2 месяца назад +1

      +DRDISRESPECT
      +DRDISRESPE-

    • @thogging
      @thogging 2 месяца назад +2

      @@billyprolegend3 real

  • @Coughiscool
    @Coughiscool 3 месяца назад +114

    machine matters (v2)

  • @Infantry1285
    @Infantry1285 3 месяца назад +53

    say benjamin, i hear you like them war machines

    • @xavs_alchemy
      @xavs_alchemy 2 месяца назад +2

      INFANTRY FROM DVN WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

    • @danielhanna19
      @danielhanna19 2 месяца назад

      ​@@xavs_alchemyhuh

  • @plazmaZap77
    @plazmaZap77 2 месяца назад +12

    Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A MINDFLAYERRRRR

  • @gubtheballer
    @gubtheballer 3 месяца назад +83

    when he just gives up on censoring the n word

  • @Not_Nik0
    @Not_Nik0 3 месяца назад +56

    I can't believe Gabriel Ultrakill was caught touching minors 😭😭 Gabriel Ultrakill would never

    • @ErickDAces
      @ErickDAces 3 месяца назад +2

      omg niko onesjot?????

    • @Not_Nik0
      @Not_Nik0 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ErickDAces no.

    • @PhantomOfTheNight
      @PhantomOfTheNight 3 месяца назад +2

      I hope to GOD this doesn’t age poorly

    • @Not_Nik0
      @Not_Nik0 3 месяца назад +8

      @@PhantomOfTheNight hopefully it ages like honey. Doesn’t age at all

    • @ErickDAces
      @ErickDAces 3 месяца назад

      @@Not_Nik0 :(

  • @noobbutworse6095
    @noobbutworse6095 3 месяца назад +212

    We got V1 dissing drake before GTA VI 😭😭

    • @_dankRITZ
      @_dankRITZ Месяц назад +1

      You made the whole chat laugh.😐

    • @Zentailium_Does_Things
      @Zentailium_Does_Things Месяц назад

      @@_dankRITZ Thats rather rude isnt it?

    • @_dankRITZ
      @_dankRITZ Месяц назад +1

      @@Zentailium_Does_Things dude, do you not know this is an npc comment? My guy who finds "We gOt /X/ bEfOrE GtA6 🔥🙏🔥🚶😫🌩️😈🤬😫😫🤬❌😈😫🤬🌩️😫🧁😩😫😵‍💫😂🌩️😫😈😩😭🐝⚠️😟☠️😉🔥👍😋⚠️🤮🗣️😋🥶👍🔥🤔😐😂😃"
      Funny?

    • @sssaym
      @sssaym 29 дней назад

      @@_dankRITZit made me laugh… :(

    • @muegaltomiganson
      @muegaltomiganson 28 дней назад

      @@sssaym well then, as Yapdollar's grandpa once said:
      I'm gonna touch you.

  • @KambrenZaliski-j6t
    @KambrenZaliski-j6t 3 месяца назад +28

    God tier recommended pull 😭🙏

    • @aflaccc
      @aflaccc 6 дней назад +1

      RIGHT??

  • @TheTroupeMasterGrimm
    @TheTroupeMasterGrimm 3 месяца назад +11

    The “beat your ass and hide the Bible if god watching” goes crazy if you imagine V1 is dissing Gabriel.

  • @Ic3yeli
    @Ic3yeli 3 месяца назад +47

    Gabriel has been real quiet scince this droped

  • @rekaepSotatoP
    @rekaepSotatoP 3 месяца назад +41

    Sisyphus been real quiet since this dropped 🔥🗣

  • @tuxthelinuxpenguin
    @tuxthelinuxpenguin 3 месяца назад +32

    "This diss contains bars of fire rapping and roasts."

  • @SpicyGhostPepper
    @SpicyGhostPepper 3 месяца назад +35

    Gabriel been real quiet ever since this dropped

  • @GaussTheWarframe
    @GaussTheWarframe 2 месяца назад +6

    Drake ain’t even safe from getting cooked in the violence layer

  • @boxmantherandom
    @boxmantherandom 2 месяца назад +15

    the real reason why v2 didn't appear in act 3

  • @Azure_Pancakes
    @Azure_Pancakes 2 месяца назад +11

    V1 really called out Gabriel for texting an underage virtue!!!!!

  • @ShadeCattt
    @ShadeCattt Месяц назад +2

    "hey gabriel, i hear you like em young you better never go to P-1"
    - minos prime

  • @justaracolski
    @justaracolski 2 месяца назад +8

    BECOME MARKED FOR DISS TRACKS?
    Drake: yeah why the fuck not

  • @Tyrin118
    @Tyrin118 3 месяца назад +51

    This is peak as HELL.
    Missed one sensor or two ;)

    • @gahrilla_1
      @gahrilla_1 3 месяца назад +1

      hell is down???

    • @Freakyminosprime
      @Freakyminosprime 2 месяца назад

      @@gahrilla_1 not if you turn the universe upside down

  • @mrjayden17
    @mrjayden17 3 месяца назад +45

    v1 vs v2 in a rap battle (real??)

  • @Felipemacedoapolinario
    @Felipemacedoapolinario 3 месяца назад +42

    Fucking underrated! Keep up the good work!

  • @waltuhblack-x9s
    @waltuhblack-x9s Месяц назад +3

    V1 in the lust layer:

  • @siyustuff213
    @siyustuff213 3 месяца назад +10

    the war without reason drums make this go way too hard

  • @XeniumRebranded
    @XeniumRebranded 2 месяца назад +3

    V2 actually survived the fight, this is the reason why he isnt coming back.

  • @ggexe9482
    @ggexe9482 3 месяца назад +13

    We need more of these bro please lmao this is so good

  • @lomi64-0
    @lomi64-0 3 месяца назад +7

    Goes so hard with the war without reason drums. I know it's shitpost but i would totally put this on a playlist with the original vocals.

  • @justas423
    @justas423 2 месяца назад +7

    This goes unreasonably hard. It also weirdly fits for V1 consider they're beefing with another Nikon and an "angel" who is actually a horny weirdo.

    • @Freakyminosprime
      @Freakyminosprime 2 месяца назад

      Hey, gabriel isn't the horny weirdo. It's me 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂🤤prime

    • @pumqkin6
      @pumqkin6 2 месяца назад

      i can tell you are a fellow maxor watcher, though i am suprised you are still able to speak

  • @s.s.r.s2641
    @s.s.r.s2641 2 месяца назад +3

    Parry sound will always go hard for no reason

  • @oscarmichel8893
    @oscarmichel8893 2 месяца назад +8

    We got V1 saying the n-word before GTA6
    2:32

  • @stupidmonke_adlie
    @stupidmonke_adlie 3 месяца назад +13

    DAMN V1 SPITTIN BARS

  • @tancewaslost5196
    @tancewaslost5196 3 месяца назад +10

    The +DISRESPECT on this bro🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏🙏

  • @ILuvBrokuFr
    @ILuvBrokuFr 3 месяца назад +8

    ULTRAKILL
    + PARRY
    + SLUR
    +SLUR
    +INSULT
    +PARRY
    +SLUR

  • @Shebiy
    @Shebiy 3 месяца назад +9

    I love this

  • @conventil
    @conventil Месяц назад +1

    v1 calling out v2 texting an ubderaged mindflayer

  • @Crescented-S
    @Crescented-S 3 месяца назад +5

    MagicFroge!!! DROP This IN SPOTIFY AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

  • @VerySillyFellow
    @VerySillyFellow 3 месяца назад +19

    V2 dead after this

  • @datcap6289
    @datcap6289 3 месяца назад +9

    1:47 i can't believe V1 ultrakill would say this

    • @estenslop
      @estenslop 19 дней назад

      someone gave him 2 passed apparently

  • @APOSTATE_DEPRIVED
    @APOSTATE_DEPRIVED 3 месяца назад +6

    v1 and v2 beef is crazy

  • @bendybeats9904
    @bendybeats9904 2 месяца назад +1

    _"SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA POP OUT AND SHOW-_ *_ha."_*

  • @ChildOfMan
    @ChildOfMan 3 месяца назад +2

    "Beef Without Reason"

  • @DJTHE0NE-p5t
    @DJTHE0NE-p5t 2 месяца назад +2

    Let me hear you say +ENRAGED +ENRAGED say +ENRAGED +ENRAGED

  • @qq3f
    @qq3f 3 месяца назад +18

    TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND THEYRE PROBABLY A MAURICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    "Psst, I see God." -V1
    also where is mp3 download

  • @gromp9171
    @gromp9171 3 месяца назад +6

    Ain’t NO WAY V2 got called out… he ain’t coming back form this one

  • @The_ISD_Guy
    @The_ISD_Guy Месяц назад +1

    Breaking news: Famous rapper Gabriel, Judge of hell caught texting virtues under 18

  • @WouldYouLose.
    @WouldYouLose. 23 дня назад

    I'm so glad that it's not just v1 ai cover on the instrument

  • @poorlydrawnwizard
    @poorlydrawnwizard 3 месяца назад +4

    How it feels to chase V2 down a pyramid

  • @DizzyDoo_Shorts
    @DizzyDoo_Shorts 3 месяца назад +8

    I want this on spotify

  • @JustaNintendoFan-hb5er
    @JustaNintendoFan-hb5er 3 месяца назад +3

    Yo why is this actually made so well?!

  • @ginnmann
    @ginnmann 3 месяца назад +13

    you missed one of the censors on the nword at 1:47 and 2:32
    it goes by so fast i almost didnt notice so im sure a lot of others didnt either (plus idk how mad people would be at a robot tearin down the hierarchy of heaven for using a naughty word)

  • @Leo8989ez
    @Leo8989ez 3 месяца назад +8

    peak

  • @mysonisthedrink
    @mysonisthedrink 11 дней назад

    v2 caught knuckling his blaster to and telling a young streetcleaner that he will "overheat" his "pumpcharge" all over them

  • @ganyugaming1967
    @ganyugaming1967 Месяц назад

    “Say Gabriel, I hear you like em young”

  • @Shozlol
    @Shozlol 3 месяца назад +8

    Aw hell nah what did Gabriel do this time 😭

    • @grasstouchersensei
      @grasstouchersensei Месяц назад

      Gabriel got caught talkin to a early development mindflayer 🙏😭😭

    • @kritzzzzkrieg
      @kritzzzzkrieg Месяц назад

      caught stalking lesser demons in limbo

  • @riyuu_mitsuki
    @riyuu_mitsuki 3 месяца назад +6

    holy shit he +FRIED gabriel with this

  • @Draughster
    @Draughster 3 месяца назад +4

    Why does this actually sound good

  • @T1_SPI
    @T1_SPI 3 месяца назад +12

    PEEAAAAAAAAK FICTION

  • @icommitdie8756
    @icommitdie8756 2 месяца назад +1

    this might be my favorite rendition of this song to exist. i haven’t even listened to the original song mainly because i’m not interensted in rap, nor am i interested in the drake/kendrick drama but this actually slaps

  • @Vertix07911
    @Vertix07911 2 месяца назад +1

    Come to think of it the drake vs Kendrick beef is a perfect analogy for the final war in ultrakill

  • @past_zo
    @past_zo 2 месяца назад +3

    Even V1 Is Dissing Drake. WTF IS GOING ON LMAO

  • @enemyshadowdemon
    @enemyshadowdemon Месяц назад

    ULTRAKILL but V1 recruits bosses to his group to diss Hell so hard it dies.

  • @Honkenbonk
    @Honkenbonk Месяц назад +1

    "Ey, minos on the beat yo"

  • @icommitdie8756
    @icommitdie8756 2 месяца назад +1

    V2 will never recover

  • @AverageMineral-tj8bt
    @AverageMineral-tj8bt 3 месяца назад +7

    Drop the instrumental it’s genuinely really good

  • @Vers1.0
    @Vers1.0 17 дней назад +1

    Say V2, I hear you like em young.

  • @mysterio-r7c
    @mysterio-r7c 2 месяца назад +1

    Funny, I posted the idea of a ULTRAKILL version on Reddit a while ago. Strange...

  • @mousteilmachin144
    @mousteilmachin144 3 месяца назад +3

    this songs deserves a 1h hour version

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 2 месяца назад +2

    Thy not like us

  • @Turkwithknife
    @Turkwithknife 20 дней назад +1

    This is peak

  • @SpongeBobEnjoyer225
    @SpongeBobEnjoyer225 2 месяца назад

    V1 dissing V2 after he caught him speaking to a still developing Mindflayer from the Lust Layer

  • @dyingprocessor3715
    @dyingprocessor3715 2 месяца назад +1

    yoooo never stop cooking bro

  • @petercommons-q2d
    @petercommons-q2d 3 месяца назад +8

    PLEASE INSTRUMENTAAAAAAL

  • @Twoxxii
    @Twoxxii 2 месяца назад

    War Without Reason in the back as the beat is the cherry on top

  • @Dylanthegreat2008
    @Dylanthegreat2008 3 месяца назад +4

    Your lucky that SAM is a creature of steal.

  • @shadowcast7776
    @shadowcast7776 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro how is this at 3k views this is actually amazing 💀

  • @shakribgaming
    @shakribgaming Месяц назад

    tryna strike a coin and it's probably a +ULTRARICOSHOT

  • @volynx
    @volynx 2 месяца назад +2

    V1 censoring himself for the whole song and then letting one rip at 2:33 is very funny to me

  • @sedatiww
    @sedatiww 3 месяца назад +3

    Gabe been real quiet since ts dropped 😭🙏

  • @alaughinggator
    @alaughinggator 3 месяца назад +4

    v1 found out what drake did in 2024 💀💀