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Even before SBIG I was a fan of Into the AM. Cool designs, excellent fabric, good shape, sturdy stitching. For a while they carried some comfy workout shorts whose stitching would eventually disintegrate; they stopped carrying those, to their credit. Their men’s boxer briefs are awesome. This is a solid sponsor to have.
Apparently the “official” name of this turd is actually “Lady Rider” (at least what it’s listed on IMDB as)… That said, the Into the AM t-shirts look freaking sweet!
"There's a Saturn in 2017?" I guess I didn't get the memo. I'm looking at my Saturn right now in 2024. Not all of us can have a fancy car and edge lighting budget Brian.
And they missed 3/4 of Lenny G's amazing dialog. Was it this or Checkmate where he warns the drug dealers and bikers about women cutting their junk off?
Jason getting all flustered @38:45 when off cam Pam shows him up by remembering a face when that's supposed to be his shtick is the best part of this whole video :D
The wild thing is Alex Maisonette made FOUR movies like these. Good lord. And clearly this is the ball park of 'I know what I want to make a movie about, but have no idea what the hell I'm doing throughout...'
@@JasonBrant I've seen a couple of the others covered by Good Bad v Bad Bad, and yes on the dialogue...but at least one has a dummy scene of a guy going off a roof that's ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. xD
So, this was at least filmed partially in New York, based on 10:03. The building has a big red siren on top, a Sentry build. Idk the model off the top of my head. But I ran screenshots by some other Siren Enthusiasts and they confirmed it is a Fire Station (probably PD, too) at 30 Railroad Ave, West Haverstraw, NY. We siren enthusiasts may have the most obscure hobby ever, but we can get answers to pointless questions from time-to-time 😂
I've never been threatened by gang members and been crushed with a hydraulic car lift , but I would imagine I would be screaming in pain a lot more than the guy in the film.
Maybe they funded this movie by negative sponsorships; called up Chevy and asked them how much they will pay for their logo not to be associated with this? Every blur is a paycheck.
I have no doubt this guy contacted each and every brand owner used in this film and demanded product placement fees. When they all told him to go eff himself, he figured he'd show THEM who's who and blurred the labels just out of spite.
FINALLY!!! An Alex Maze Maissontette film!! If Neil Breen is the terrible worst version of David Lynch Maze is the absolute worst version of Michael Mann! All his films are perfect for the show! Lol
14:30 Fun fact: The lift arms don't go down under power, only up. That wouldn't have done anything to him. They dubbed the sound effects over it as it lowered.
@@JasonBrant For one part of a tag team of Dave and Brian in a gender ambiguous BDSM wrestling (underground of course) ring. The other one is named 'Man Paver'. You are welcome to share this horrific mind image freely.
The swing latch used to lock a door with a padlock, that Brian kept calling a lock, is commonly referred to as a Hasp. Though there may be other regional terms like Latch or Catch.
I thought it was Phil Collins i half expected the drums from in the air tonight to kick in. Watching 100 minutes of this you guys deserve medals going above & beyond SBIG. Theres a film on Prime called Shadow Master which is ideal SBIG a supernatural wasteland kung fu flick.
Maisonette says he's a former undercover cop. 1) this guy fooled ANYBODY???? 2) I cry for any DA who had Masonette on the stand. Even if you could keep him on subject, he'd put the jury to sleep!!!! AND BRIAN - I've got a friend who is still driving a Saturn, believe it or not.
What a birthday gift I got from you guys. Finally watching an Alex Maise film and possibly his best, really hope you watch the rest of his catalogue because he needs to be on the same level as Breen
When you guys were first arguing about the exit sign and the fire extinguisher, then it cut to "3 MONTHS LATER", I was halfway expecting a reveal of the three of you with three months of stubble still arguing about f it was a commercial building or Maisonette's house! 🤣🤣🤣
Adding to the incomprehensibility of this is that the sequel “Checkmate” apparently came out the year before!?! I’m invested now….what happens to Lenny G and the Federal Bureau of Agency!?!?!
Best channel to "smoke-and-chill" to!! I don't drink anymore but MAN I smoke some weed so...as you drink, I toke to EVERYTIME Dave makes me laugh dude!!😅😅😅😅
"Were there even Saturns still around in 2017?" Well, I had a 1995 Saturn SL2 that I didn't get rid of until 2018. It was still drivable. I got $100 for it. So, definitely possible.
Making a movie is hard, I won’t pretend that I could do it, but to make this, edit it and think, yeah, this is worth putting out into the world is wild!
I love how when that horrible shootout happened, Jason said the exact same thing i did, "Yes, yes!" When so bad it's good movies start doing hilariously awful action scenes i feel like i'm Matthew Mcconaughey's character in "Reign of Fire," yelling - "Yes! Good! That's what we need!" lol
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Even before SBIG I was a fan of Into the AM. Cool designs, excellent fabric, good shape, sturdy stitching. For a while they carried some comfy workout shorts whose stitching would eventually disintegrate; they stopped carrying those, to their credit. Their men’s boxer briefs are awesome. This is a solid sponsor to have.
@@truejim We really dig their stuff.
Apparently the “official” name of this turd is actually “Lady Rider” (at least what it’s listed on IMDB as)…
That said, the Into the AM t-shirts look freaking sweet!
The old bean factory?
@@jtmotley8848This is his "Kill Bill".
He made a four hour movie so he just cut it in half....instead of editing it down to something watchable.
I was once involved in a Turf War. I lost the battle, and mowed the lawn.
oof 🤣
RIP Benedetto.
Fifteen years ago? Perhaps? Lol
10 years and 6 months to be exact
At least you didn't crack wise at the Cheat. But to be fair, he cracked wise at you first.
Really digging the longer videos, it helps to get more context for these incomprehensible messes that pass as movies
They're more work, but some of these movies require it.
@@JasonBrantyour efforts are seen and appreciated ❤
Amen to that! @@craftycraff6083
Are they actually longer? Lol I thought it was most based on the length of the movie lol
20:52 Getting Blue-Screened while wearing a blue screen shirt is just gold.
Haha
That tickled me, as well. 👍🏼😁
Honestly, Jason should've just zoomed in on the shirt instead of the bamboozled face and played the sound cue anyways :D
Dave- "I'd settle for a ballsack" 😂
The man digs a Breensack, in particular.
How fitting for Brian to get "blue screened" while wearing his "blue screen" shirt lol
Dave's t-shirt: I'm the legendary Dave everyone is talking about.
Brian's t-shirt: Error 404.
Sounds about right. Haha!
Brian needs to get an edge lighting t-shirt 😂
Nothing can beat City Wok vs City Sushi as the best turf war ever seen 😂
Hah, true.
Dude... That's turf & surf war.
Surf and Turf war.
@@Zero-0-Cypher
That's what I said!
"Not only don't I know, I actively don't care" is my new Mantra! Brilliant!
"I thought it was Phil Collins" Aaahahahahhah!
😆
RIP Anthony `Tony` Tiran Todd (December 4, 1954 - November 6, 2024)
Oh no :/
A true legend.
"There's a Saturn in 2017?"
I guess I didn't get the memo. I'm looking at my Saturn right now in 2024.
Not all of us can have a fancy car and edge lighting budget Brian.
😆
😂
🤣 ‘this might not be shot well’ - understatement of the day
haha
What about the edge lighting?
Case of 'I know what kind of movie I want to make, but man I have no idea what the hell I'm doing throughout...'
My boy Lenny G of NewsNews Today is like in 3/4 of Maisonettes films! Lmao
Really? I love that. Definitely gonna watch more Maisonette movies.
And they missed 3/4 of Lenny G's amazing dialog.
Was it this or Checkmate where he warns the drug dealers and bikers about women cutting their junk off?
And he always has unparalleled access to these crime scnees!
@@robotrix OMG YES!! LMAO! They’ve only scratched the surface of the Maze verse! So hilarious!
@@robotrix haha that's in Checkmate I think
Jason getting all flustered @38:45 when off cam Pam shows him up by remembering a face when that's supposed to be his shtick is the best part of this whole video :D
I only remember them because I edit the videos. Can't remember shit during the course of the movie🤣
I especially appreciated the light along the edge
It was solid.
"Infectious-Dave" YES!!❤😂😂😂😂❤ Dude's laugh is the most LAUGH INDUCING LAUGH IN THE HISTORY OF LAUGHING!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅❤😅😅😅
It really is.
The wild thing is Alex Maisonette made FOUR movies like these. Good lord.
And clearly this is the ball park of 'I know what I want to make a movie about, but have no idea what the hell I'm doing throughout...'
I wonder if the other movies are as dialogue heavy as this one.
@@JasonBrant I've seen a couple of the others covered by Good Bad v Bad Bad, and yes on the dialogue...but at least one has a dummy scene of a guy going off a roof that's ridiculous and hilarious at the same time. xD
Lenny G is so legendary in the movies Alex Maisonette makes
He's in more than one?
@@JasonBrantYes! Lenny G is a staple of these terrible films! Forget the Breeniverse, it’s Alex Maisontettes Maze-Verse!
@@langleymneely GBBB put it best "So help me God, if Lenny G isn't in this I'm turning it off!"
It's the news news
@ TODAY! lol
Everyone hangs their jackets on the wall Jason! It's like posters but for cool people.
Ahh, that explains it. I'm not cool enough for wall jackets.
Unless your in Canada, then they go in the fridge or shower
13:26 "Are you getting sunglasses, are you leaving?". Both equally likely scenarios.
He should have just left.
I know exactly where that bar is, it's right across the street from the Old Bean Factory...
It's an exit sign for the Kool Aid man, obviously
This director is a goldmine, he has many other movies... watch them.
I'll see what we have.
We need a t-shirt with the silhouette of a woman wearing a giant motorcycle helmet that says "Don't be suspicious"
🤣🤣
😂😂😂
So, this was at least filmed partially in New York, based on 10:03.
The building has a big red siren on top, a Sentry build. Idk the model off the top of my head. But I ran screenshots by some other Siren Enthusiasts and they confirmed it is a Fire Station (probably PD, too) at 30 Railroad Ave, West Haverstraw, NY.
We siren enthusiasts may have the most obscure hobby ever, but we can get answers to pointless questions from time-to-time 😂
Also, the Red Rock Cafe, West Haverstraw, NY, 96 W Railroad Ave. The building across the street is O'Kane Enterprises, Ltd.
The residential scenes appear to have been shot near Piscataway, NJ based on the garage sale sign at 22:33
Nissan Sentry
16:40 That is not Fat Joe. That is Fat Joe's fat consultant. Like his dietitian who got him ready for this role.
Fat Joe' leaning back' in the whole movie😁😬
🤣
The Federal Bureau Agency. . . Main headquarters located right next to the Dept. of Redundancy Dept.
I had a really rough 2 weeks. I needed this guys, thanks 😂.
This cop is like if you bought Terry Crews from Wish.
Hah, nice.
I would have said temu 😂
with a half off discount
7am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!!
Another new one to me (settles in), I'm ready for it!!!
ON WIT DA FUN
I'll apologize in advance.
Damn, same here but I'd love to kick it in Alaska
My new SBIG hobby: pausing the video a second in to see the VHS tracking effect turn the gang into coneheads or David Lynch monstrosities.
🍻
I've never been threatened by gang members and been crushed with a hydraulic car lift , but I would imagine I would be screaming in pain a lot more than the guy in the film.
I might try to escape too, since they weren't holding him down.
Not to mention i think it would have left more of a mess than the tiny bit of blood.
Dave's new T-shirt idea "I'll settle for a ballsack" 🤣
"Wow, Phil Collins is lookin' pretty good," has to be the funniest thing I've heard on this channel - I 'bout fell out of my chair.
Maybe they funded this movie by negative sponsorships; called up Chevy and asked them how much they will pay for their logo not to be associated with this? Every blur is a paycheck.
Problem with that business model is that a significant number of people actually have to see the movie and that's never gonna happen.
That's fk'n funny! 😆😂
I have no doubt this guy contacted each and every brand owner used in this film and demanded product placement fees. When they all told him to go eff himself, he figured he'd show THEM who's who and blurred the labels just out of spite.
Alex Maisonette is indeed a former NYPD cop turned independent filmmaker.
FINALLY!!! An Alex Maze Maissontette film!! If Neil Breen is the terrible worst version of David Lynch Maze is the absolute worst version of Michael Mann! All his films are perfect for the show! Lol
I'm writing the sequel, surf and turf war, where red lobster goes to war with outback steakhouse
32:55 Actual edge lighting 😮
"Edge lighting!" THAT'S staying, like the twins *HOOOUUURRH*😅😅😅😅Defining and hilarious shit yo!!😅😅
I still remember Fat Joe competing against the Triple K supporter in Scary Movie 3.
14:30 Fun fact: The lift arms don't go down under power, only up. That wouldn't have done anything to him. They dubbed the sound effects over it as it lowered.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Alex Maize. Now you guys gotta do Checkmate
And D'curse.
We definitely will.
If you liked this, then keep the movie Partners in mind. It's just like this, but somehow makes mistakes that even Neil Breen never made.
I got strong Partners vibes from this. Definitely a must watch for this channel.
Lady rider would be a sweet nickname.
haha
@@JasonBrant For one part of a tag team of Dave and Brian in a gender ambiguous BDSM wrestling (underground of course) ring. The other one is named 'Man Paver'. You are welcome to share this horrific mind image freely.
Who knew Fat Joe could “act”?😂
Definitely not me.
Lady Rider...lmfao is this a soft core KORN flick?
That would have been way more entertaining.
Love how you guys keep bringing up edge lighting to mess with Brian.
A least this time the writer didn't end every single dialogue line with "ya'undustand?"
Eh, fuggedaboutit... ya unduhstand?
Holy crap, I've never wanted anything from these ad reads more than I want that glow in the dark tshirt, that's so cool..
The swing latch used to lock a door with a padlock, that Brian kept calling a lock, is commonly referred to as a Hasp. Though there may be other regional terms like Latch or Catch.
I thought it was Phil Collins i half expected the drums from in the air tonight to kick in.
Watching 100 minutes of this you guys deserve medals going above & beyond SBIG.
Theres a film on Prime called Shadow Master which is ideal SBIG a supernatural wasteland kung fu flick.
Shadow Master... I'll see if we have it.
The discussion about Fat Joe's passions had me in tears 😂
45:14
The calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOOOOUUUUSE!!!
😱
45:22
🤗
Red Rock cafe across from the old bean factory
Congrats on the weight loss, Brian. Looking good. Keep at it!
Instead of recognizing people from other films, the guys were recognizing plants from other scenes in this one.
So, you have to pay attention for this movie to receive "So bad, it's good" status.
Dave: Shit.
That cut to Dave *completely* slumped in the chair during one of the long monologues was GOLD! 😂😂😂😂😂
Maisonette says he's a former undercover cop.
1) this guy fooled ANYBODY????
2) I cry for any DA who had Masonette on the stand. Even if you could keep him on subject, he'd put the jury to sleep!!!!
AND BRIAN - I've got a friend who is still driving a Saturn, believe it or not.
What a birthday gift I got from you guys. Finally watching an Alex Maise film and possibly his best, really hope you watch the rest of his catalogue because he needs to be on the same level as Breen
This is his BEST one? Jesus.
@JasonBrant it's all downhill from here and none of them have Lenny G
This episode gave me the giggles. Definitely a great episode.
Watched most of the uncensored version of this video. This movie gives off Partners vibes. If you can find a copy of that movie, you need to watch it.
Partners... don't think I know that one.
When you guys were first arguing about the exit sign and the fire extinguisher, then it cut to "3 MONTHS LATER", I was halfway expecting a reveal of the three of you with three months of stubble still arguing about f it was a commercial building or Maisonette's house! 🤣🤣🤣
The telltale edge lighting of Long Island...
Adding to the incomprehensibility of this is that the sequel “Checkmate” apparently came out the year before!?! I’m invested now….what happens to Lenny G and the Federal Bureau of Agency!?!?!
15:08
"Crime scene" taped onto that dude's back...
😬
🤣
And at an angle so that you will not miss it. Funny as hell. 😂
3 mins 20: like that bit in Holy Grail with the two guards:
"Stop people from entering the room. And make sure he doesn't leave" 😂
You had me at “Breen”
It's the closest description, I think.
Best channel to "smoke-and-chill" to!! I don't drink anymore but MAN I smoke some weed so...as you drink, I toke to EVERYTIME Dave makes me laugh dude!!😅😅😅😅
Credits to OCP. Where you guys just tipped your toes in, she really went head-first into Turf War. 😂
this movie takes place over 20 years (I swear it said "10 years later" twice) and nobody ages or anything of note happens LOL
43:45 _I'll teach you for selling Bisquick on these streets_
According to wikipedia, Fat Joe was also in Scary Movie 3 and Happy Feet!!!
Good Bad or Bad Bad covered almost all this guy's filmography. Check them out if you need more laughs about this movie!
I'm not sure how many more of his I want to watch, haha.
The dummy scene of the guy going off the roof in Checkmate (?) is worth it. xD
Been saying "nothing personelle" for years because of those guys.
@@batoutofmel4959 Also: 'It's ART!'
The worst thing about watching this is the fact that I'm going to have Lean Back stuck in my head for the next 3 days
Hey guys. It was filmed in Rockland County, New York.
" I'd settle for a ballsack." Dave 2024
OH BOYYYYYYYYYY HERE WE GO
This one is something.
15:07 Lenny G loves extraordinary mics with no windscreen and some crazy ass wires hanging off it 😆
🤣
You: Where did they film this?
9:00 Who did ya heeya dis from?...Naht heeya heeya!
Me: JERSEY!!! 😂
My favourite characters in Turf War were fire extinguishers #3 & #7. They had the best dialogue and story arcs.
I think Dave nailed it - this wasn’t nearly as fun as it should’ve been - hopefully the epic conclusion will wrap up all of the loose ends.
How cool! Brian may be from my hood Rosedale NY. The schools were so rough that if you didn't get into a fight, you got suspended.
32:42 They've luma-keyed the bright exposure to make it "look" like it was shot at night :')
If this guy made two movies in one house, imagine how many movies you could sho0t at your brother's property! Shout out to Armstrong Acres.
Lenny G is the real star of this 'movie' 😂
20:12 I'll buy that idea, those CRIME SCENE coats from earlier looked like tape was involved in the making-of🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro i love Daves shirt!
Need more Erin, especially when you get her a little tipsy and she gets a little confused. It actually feels like the horrible plots make more sense.
SBIG, baby!!!
Brian's made me laugh, and I need all the laughs I can get... Brian wins the shirt battle. 👍🏼
I have nothing to add: this is perfection!😊
41:30 The cops probably arrested Fat Joe in the middle of the shoot, so they wrote that into the movie.
"Were there even Saturns still around in 2017?"
Well, I had a 1995 Saturn SL2 that I didn't get rid of until 2018. It was still drivable. I got $100 for it. So, definitely possible.
The edge lighting is great!
Making a movie is hard, I won’t pretend that I could do it, but to make this, edit it and think, yeah, this is worth putting out into the world is wild!
I love how when that horrible shootout happened, Jason said the exact same thing i did, "Yes, yes!" When so bad it's good movies start doing hilariously awful action scenes i feel like i'm Matthew Mcconaughey's character in "Reign of Fire," yelling - "Yes! Good! That's what we need!" lol
VANITY ON SUNDAY, you spoil us SBIG.