Ozzy Man Reviews: Speedboat Crash

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  • @pandabutts903
    @pandabutts903 4 года назад +20194

    “Every wanker down” 😂😂😂

    • @bilalyamin
      @bilalyamin 4 года назад +105

      😂😂😂

    • @TheLastCrow5150
      @TheLastCrow5150 4 года назад +284

      "Tim, especially down!"
      At the end, if you pause it, look at his eye lol. Looks like Mike Tyson got in a strike

    • @teresianaigulevu5623
      @teresianaigulevu5623 4 года назад +34

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Spearsy19
      @Spearsy19 4 года назад +181

      Put it to 0.25 speed and press play at 2:26 😆

    • @Bigpvnk
      @Bigpvnk 4 года назад +36

      @@Spearsy19 total chaos 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheTruthKiwi
    @TheTruthKiwi 4 года назад +20990

    This clip has everything. Action, adventure, drama, an origin story, tragedy, humour, suspense and boobs. Brilliant.

    • @dmgspartan4143
      @dmgspartan4143 4 года назад +406

      the buildup was immense

    • @schtievwithaph7208
      @schtievwithaph7208 4 года назад +146

      Im reading this comment in Bill Hader's Stefon voice

    • @matt79hz
      @matt79hz 4 года назад +121

      You forgot vaginas

    • @mareir
      @mareir 4 года назад +37

      Thanks, Stefon.

    • @bruhdog4175
      @bruhdog4175 4 года назад +47

      That description also works with game of thrones too.

  • @JxnCoco
    @JxnCoco 3 года назад +3742

    I come back to this once in a while and still cry with laughter

  • @MakeSushi1
    @MakeSushi1 3 года назад +11724

    Thank god that guy set up a GoPro to catch this fantastic footage 🤣😂

    • @c0nstantin86
      @c0nstantin86 3 года назад +71

      AMEN!!!! =)))))))))) I'm laughing stupid at 3 am in the morning! Thank God I'm not my neighbors trying to figgure out the sounds comming from my appartment :))

    • @marianaurel
      @marianaurel 3 года назад +25

      what a bloody legend aye

    • @rowstone3019
      @rowstone3019 3 года назад +17

      Tim did it all. TU Tim!

    • @billtraub8164
      @billtraub8164 3 года назад +35

      ...and he posted it?

    • @katsnboots4709
      @katsnboots4709 3 года назад +18

      And how and why Every single person was hospitalized with fairly severe injuries

  • @internettoughguy
    @internettoughguy 5 месяцев назад +560

    Tim didn't even try to brace himself during the fall. He was like "I fucked up and I deserve what's about to happen." 😂😂😂

    • @RayRey028
      @RayRey028 4 месяца назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @madmaxi1977
      @madmaxi1977 4 месяца назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @fernandooazevedoo
      @fernandooazevedoo 3 месяца назад +8

      best comment ever!!! i'm holding my stomach while reading this shit lol

    • @nicbarrax76
      @nicbarrax76 3 месяца назад +2

      He's probably thinking "Wheee! I'm a tree!!!".

    • @piotrpiotr936
      @piotrpiotr936 3 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimclark5892
    @jimclark5892 4 года назад +4202

    That’s one way to help someone forget about her broken nail.

    • @arvindnair3406
      @arvindnair3406 4 года назад +33

      😂😂😂

    • @NovaBlade926
      @NovaBlade926 4 года назад +59

      lol pretty sure she thought she was gonna die, so yeah she definitely forgot about the nail

    • @gg5115
      @gg5115 4 года назад +20

      @@NovaBlade926 Well she got her face smashed in. Hope she keeps all her teeth.

    • @entertainmentteevee8120
      @entertainmentteevee8120 4 года назад +15

      Destination fucked

    • @nikmag88
      @nikmag88 4 года назад +12

      Or help that same someone break a few more nails.

  • @ridgefrost
    @ridgefrost 4 года назад +2096

    the way tim was rag dolled off the wheel was the funniest thing i needed to see to continue my existence

    • @Pops6185
      @Pops6185 4 года назад +18

      Hell yeah, lmao.

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 4 года назад +18

      Lmao there’s an awesome edit of it that makes me laugh every time. I just keep rewinding over and over.

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 4 года назад +28

      They way he’s like a rag doll but goes straight as a plank across the screen 🤨😂

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 4 года назад +15

      ruclips.net/video/dE-nfzcUiPk/видео.html

    • @mattmeade983
      @mattmeade983 4 года назад +19

      You can see his sunglasses fly off as he hits the deck!

  • @maaaaa51
    @maaaaa51 4 года назад +791

    My man Tim looks like he went through 5 rounds in a UFC championship fight at the end

    • @blancarey7990
      @blancarey7990 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @johnvannewhouse
      @johnvannewhouse 4 года назад +15

      Got off light considering his stupidity and his VELOCITY.....

    • @TheMorning_Son
      @TheMorning_Son 4 года назад +11

      That boat won by 1st round knockout

    • @SlyerFox666
      @SlyerFox666 4 года назад

      3:12 Ouch ya bugger

    • @lockedloaded4942
      @lockedloaded4942 4 года назад +3

      @ RIP Mamba- haha! You're absolutely right. Right at the 3:13 mark!

  • @iancanuckistan2244
    @iancanuckistan2244 6 месяцев назад +131

    Three years later I still find this hilarious.

    • @christopherschmidt1469
      @christopherschmidt1469 13 часов назад

      My youngest niece still thinks this is the funniest boat crash ever especially if I narrate in Ozzyman's place

    • @rrrolivier9511
      @rrrolivier9511 7 часов назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 même en France aussi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigkoros
    @bigkoros 4 года назад +1615

    The way timbo fell head first sideways is just bloody heart warming.

    • @strikeeagle6871
      @strikeeagle6871 4 года назад +68

      So right ❗ Mr. Cool the fool ! The only reason those bottoms stayed on was the butt clenching natural reaction to mayhem ! Tim looked like a manequin falling in the dept store window 🤣🤣🤣❗

    • @wiifii5.071
      @wiifii5.071 4 года назад +32

      a human speedometor lol 0 to 100 in 2 seconds flat litteraly

    • @Veritas_mens
      @Veritas_mens 4 года назад +36

      Cruel, but it is the most oddly satisfying part of the video.

    • @cherokeeconcrete1986
      @cherokeeconcrete1986 4 года назад +20

      Fell just like a Damn Plank😂

    • @mewsyra775
      @mewsyra775 4 года назад +16

      Mann Stanford right!! Went from speed boat driver to plank in less than a second!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @N2DEEP20
    @N2DEEP20 4 года назад +1651

    Imagine that awkward silence on their way back

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 4 года назад +57

      I hope they went to the hospital. Belinda got thrown and flung all over. She probably had whiplash and a concussion. That was awful. It's such a weird video, I would love to know the whole story.

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 4 года назад +36

      ok, real story very easy to find, lol
      fox2now.com/news/police-hope-people-learn-lesson-from-ozark-boat-crash-viral-video/

    • @Laura-mi3nv
      @Laura-mi3nv 4 года назад +13

      @Roger Dodger - most of those people ended up in the hospital.

    • @fezgon72
      @fezgon72 3 года назад +21

      The driver, Marvin Carter III from Memphis, TN will live in infamy for this video...poor guy 😆

    • @zaid9026
      @zaid9026 3 года назад +4

      Nah they will be talking about how shit was that boat driver , and then davvo finally gets his three some

  • @Kondziorek55
    @Kondziorek55 Год назад +657

    The part that cracks me up the most is how the boat's driver is just completely emotionless throughout the entire ride even when the boat starts crashing and the way he just falls limp like a mannequin

    • @rfwillett2424
      @rfwillett2424 Год назад +8

      Maybe a snow skier, going limp is an automatic response to a crash. At least it is if you don't want broken legs.

    • @jonnie2bad
      @jonnie2bad Год назад +28

      @@rfwillett2424 yes i'm sure being a snow skier is what saved him 🙄You sure it's not the 50+ G's of deceleration in like .06 seconds that was the reason?

    • @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra
      @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra 11 месяцев назад

      The look of a man who doesn't wanna face what a tool he is

    • @gwmgbwi
      @gwmgbwi 11 месяцев назад +20

      He just looked emotionless cause he shaves his eyebrows off. Yuck

    • @MikeySkywalker
      @MikeySkywalker 11 месяцев назад +3

      He ended up dying a few days later from his injuries. I guess that makes you happy huh?

  • @deejamieson
    @deejamieson 4 месяца назад +188

    This clip just never gets old. I hope someone shoves this in a time capsule for the civilizations to come.

  • @sygmarvexarion7891
    @sygmarvexarion7891 Год назад +1578

    I love how quick the driver just faceplants into the boat's floor.

    • @frlango6082
      @frlango6082 Год назад +34

      Did you check his forehead… nasty gash. If this was a paid job, i hope he gt sacked.

    • @donnie9001
      @donnie9001 Год назад +1

      @@frlango6082 who cares, its his fault..he deserves it!

    • @Heylon1313
      @Heylon1313 Год назад +36

      dropped out of shame for his lack of boat driving skills

    • @norah4892
      @norah4892 Год назад +16

      And he is the first one to drop.

    • @luislopez1800
      @luislopez1800 Год назад +70

      Plus, he had no expression on his face while doing that it was split-second. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard for so long.

  • @hamzze211
    @hamzze211 3 года назад +1823

    "Well done 47. The money will be wired into your account shortly."

    • @a.rpradipta7662
      @a.rpradipta7662 3 года назад +66

      Fuck me , im dead 😢🤣🤣

    • @Beyonder369
      @Beyonder369 3 года назад +30

      Best comment today

    • @SergeiFedorov77
      @SergeiFedorov77 3 года назад +22

      Hahaha yo u got me! 😅 That totally came out as an "accidental kill"

    • @ratnamh8046
      @ratnamh8046 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @dronessential
      @dronessential 3 года назад +10

      I want a hitman spin-off with Timbo as the protagonist.

  • @jovanitamayo7016
    @jovanitamayo7016 4 года назад +3938

    "Tim shows no emotion as he loses more and more control...."
    I lost it. Hard.

    • @crashstitches79
      @crashstitches79 4 года назад +26

      What a line!

    • @boneidle2177
      @boneidle2177 4 года назад +8

      Perfect 👌

    • @mikespearwood3914
      @mikespearwood3914 3 года назад +35

      Tim is like a robot pretending to be human. Looked awkward the whole time.

    • @avibhs
      @avibhs 3 года назад +9

      LOL, OZY MAN has an amazing gift of incredible sense of humor!

    • @designthink271
      @designthink271 3 года назад +2

      hahahaahahahaha

  • @paulsantos7358
    @paulsantos7358 Месяц назад +23

    This video is the gift that keeps on giving. Should be preserved for generations to come.

    • @thorluger
      @thorluger 9 дней назад

      guaranteed it will

  • @thatguyreiji1045
    @thatguyreiji1045 4 года назад +5502

    Never got the full context of this clip until now....This was the most awkward speedboat ride I have ever seen.😂🤣

    • @Godmcgod
      @Godmcgod 4 года назад +189

      they all look weird and CGI like a bunch of aliens trying to see what the speedboat fuss is all about

    • @dango6220
      @dango6220 4 года назад +8

      You're right

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 4 года назад +205

      Are they even friends? Looks like none of them knew each other

    • @tobyhallidie1498
      @tobyhallidie1498 4 года назад +20

      @LTNetjak and no I didn't know it was called the Abilene paradox until now ...

    • @kreeyungman7426
      @kreeyungman7426 4 года назад +19

      It could only have ended this way~

  • @jasongtivr6
    @jasongtivr6 4 года назад +1112

    “I know a trick that can take the pain off a broken nail. A boat crash”
    Major Payne-

    • @chadmccain2965
      @chadmccain2965 4 года назад +5

      works every time

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 года назад +4

      He he he.

    • @MaulerMyers
      @MaulerMyers 4 года назад +1

      Major Payne trained the Sherminator

    • @navy2af
      @navy2af 4 года назад +4

      You might feel a little...pressure.

    • @thedude5472
      @thedude5472 4 года назад +2

      Lmao I thought the exact same thing!😂

  • @angelkotilainen
    @angelkotilainen 4 года назад +3301

    To be fair, they all looked miserable before they even set off. It's like they all just met that second, and they all hate each other. It's so weird.

    • @chrisclark7805
      @chrisclark7805 4 года назад +61

      Lmao I love this

    • @CarlVandenberg
      @CarlVandenberg 4 года назад +191

      That's the vibe I was getting, and it was oddly satisfying knowing that in a couple of minutes they were going to crash. 😏

    • @chadwilliams9141
      @chadwilliams9141 4 года назад +254

      Everyone looks like they belong with a different group of people is hilarious

    • @AussieGirl3789
      @AussieGirl3789 4 года назад +137

      It's weird cause they are fully posing. It's completely fake and unnatural. Because of the camera, you see the change in the girls as soon as they become aware they are being filmed

    • @Matthew-ij3zm
      @Matthew-ij3zm 4 года назад +1

      @Dark Angel I love how you act like you're so much better than the Christian woman, Mr. rAtIoNaL atheist. Isn't she the one who's supposed to act all high and mighty?

  • @ngcastronerd4791
    @ngcastronerd4791 6 месяцев назад +285

    I keep coming back to this video and I cry laughing every time. The way the driver faceplants gets me cracking without fail! HE redefined the expression "Hit the deck!!!" 🤣

    • @extremechimpout
      @extremechimpout 4 месяца назад +1

      It's been well over 10 years since I first saw this video. Me and my then girlfriend had been smoking some hash and we saw this. I had never and have never since laughed so hard. We watched it over and over screaming crying laughing finding new details to laugh at each time. Afterwards I was exhausted from laughing so much. Great memory 😂

    • @stonedmountainunicorn9532
      @stonedmountainunicorn9532 3 месяца назад

      @@extremechimpout has it been 10 years already, where does the time go

    • @justinabraham7291
      @justinabraham7291 3 месяца назад

      Same 😂😂.🤣

    • @Webcoreinteractive
      @Webcoreinteractive 3 месяца назад

      Timbo went down like a mannequin

    • @Dim4TheWin
      @Dim4TheWin 2 месяца назад

      Word

  • @NATM462
    @NATM462 4 года назад +637

    An absolute classic, watching Tim's glasses fly is hilarious.

  • @JackOfClubsXIII
    @JackOfClubsXIII 4 года назад +1186

    Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will always be funny.

    • @pedropedroztravels8272
      @pedropedroztravels8272 4 года назад +5

      lol

    • @TheTruthKiwi
      @TheTruthKiwi 4 года назад +2

      Haha!!

    • @garylin6641
      @garylin6641 4 года назад +2

      Reminds me the drone mission in the vice city.
      That was pretty hard,even the cheat code can’t help me.

    • @gg5115
      @gg5115 4 года назад +6

      But the fact that the girl in the purple suit was pretty at the beginning of the vid, but kind of homely by the end, is really not funny.

    • @robertzeurunkl8401
      @robertzeurunkl8401 4 года назад +2

      You can't use a double negative like that. The proper double negative is "Tim flying sideways and his face having an arrangement with the floor will not never be funny." ;-)

  • @RickyGuterson
    @RickyGuterson 3 года назад +3990

    It’s always cracked me up how Tim falls over like a mannequin 😂

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 2 года назад +159

      "Falls over"?! WTF? More like "Went flying into the wall like a torpedo!"

    • @SW-Lopez1980
      @SW-Lopez1980 2 года назад +71

      "like a mannequin" 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @freddietiphany
      @freddietiphany 2 года назад +32

      Bro.... That's what sent me.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

    • @rossr100
      @rossr100 2 года назад +55

      Yes! That was an epic staunch topple. Lucky he was wearing that helmet

    • @willmfoley
      @willmfoley 2 года назад +1

      right on

  • @markwilson4052
    @markwilson4052 19 дней назад +7

    How his shades stay in the boat is a miracle of physics

    • @problactive285
      @problactive285 15 дней назад +1

      Like the hand of God came out the sky and slapped them back in the boat 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheVisionaryPeon
    @TheVisionaryPeon 4 года назад +3573

    Their plan was probably: "hey Tim, speed it up until the ladies start grabbing on to us"

    • @aasutossh
      @aasutossh 4 года назад +182

      Sounds like a real plan.

    • @johannlo1503
      @johannlo1503 4 года назад +16

      HAHHAA

    • @a.hollins8691
      @a.hollins8691 4 года назад +171

      LOL. Yes! Finally an explanation that makes sense. Consider this video solved.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 4 года назад +141

      I think the plan was to speed it up to have some boobs jumping for the gopro. But the boobs werent jumping so they went faster and faster.

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 4 года назад +38

      @@AnteBrkic The long game plan is, dorky dudes buy boat, get babes into boat, impress babes with horsepower = painties drop
      What have we learned?

  • @bhuthemanakuma7557
    @bhuthemanakuma7557 4 года назад +408

    Mr. Clean took a face dive. Everyone's a lucky to be alive

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 3 года назад +1424

    This will never not make me laugh, the way the bald guy falls cracks me up every time.

    • @Jakezillagfw
      @Jakezillagfw 3 года назад +64

      His name is "Tim".

    • @vilkarmooringstead5346
      @vilkarmooringstead5346 3 года назад +9

      Down in the third round

    • @OppaiGod
      @OppaiGod 3 года назад +49

      Lmao he falls like a ragdoll npc 💀

    • @kevwilko5665
      @kevwilko5665 3 года назад +15

      @@Jakezillagfw No, his name is Timbo!

    • @Jakezillagfw
      @Jakezillagfw 3 года назад +6

      @@kevwilko5665 Tim's short for Timbo same thing.

  • @sijkenyon
    @sijkenyon 22 дня назад +5

    I will never tire of watching this

  • @mynameisneelhans
    @mynameisneelhans 3 года назад +1503

    Anyone saw, how clean was Timbos fall?
    He went down with so much discipline.

    • @petewilcox3354
      @petewilcox3354 3 года назад +65

      He looked like a stuck-up prick the whole time.

    • @pandaypira4346
      @pandaypira4346 3 года назад +62

      yeah just like a bowling pin

    • @mynameisneelhans
      @mynameisneelhans 3 года назад +6

      @@pandaypira4346 exactly!

    • @carpediem9750
      @carpediem9750 3 года назад +34

      Fun fact, if you type "timbo is down" in the search bar, this is the first vid you gonna get 🤣

    • @mynameisneelhans
      @mynameisneelhans 3 года назад +2

      @@carpediem9750 right 😂

  • @xr4ti548
    @xr4ti548 Год назад +1872

    You've got to admire Timbo's maniacal determination to make this the worst boat trip ever.

    • @allanchurm
      @allanchurm Год назад +7

      lol

    • @excavatoree
      @excavatoree Год назад +35

      I'm amazed he copied the Family Guy crash so authentically. They must be fans. (LOL)

    • @The2ndFirst
      @The2ndFirst Год назад +5

      I actually heard the one girl call him "Trip" Swear to god that's how I've always known him.

    • @cyrano-de-bergerac19
      @cyrano-de-bergerac19 Год назад +1

      lol so true.

    • @ropi8739
      @ropi8739 Год назад +8

      I don't know why y'all keep calling Moby, Timbo.

  • @holeephuc007
    @holeephuc007 3 года назад +1315

    Timbos impression of a tree being felled is off the charts.

  • @richardhenderson1902
    @richardhenderson1902 Месяц назад +4

    The gift that keeps on giving, year after year 😂

  • @nickelisalejo4833
    @nickelisalejo4833 4 года назад +412

    I think that boat crash is my favorite thing on the internet ever and when Ozzy man reviews it is just that much better... When the driver goes down like a tree i cry laughing

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 4 года назад +6

      All the awkward cringe guy's trying to impress babes is amazing.

    • @ulver1187
      @ulver1187 4 года назад +4

      @@kchiatt2520 how to yeet yourself 101

    • @RainWelsh
      @RainWelsh 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, I always chuckle at the clip (Timbo going over like he’s a mannequin is comedy gold), and usually Ozzie Man gets a few good laughs out of me, but this video has me in tears. Never noticed the guy flat out on the back of the boat before now, “Rusty isn’t moving, but” Jesus, I had to pause it.

    • @VanGoWanderlust
      @VanGoWanderlust 4 года назад +1

      When I first saw it I knew Ozzie Man would review it and I couldn’t wait...

    • @cedrichartz6426
      @cedrichartz6426 4 года назад

      Timberrrrr.....😂

  • @TyHever
    @TyHever 4 года назад +5058

    Why does Tim go straight to the ground like a board lmao I can’t stop laughing

  • @RamanSingh-wb2vj
    @RamanSingh-wb2vj 4 года назад +524

    Everyone: Down.
    Tim: Especially Down!

  • @marcussmithereens-smithert5409
    @marcussmithereens-smithert5409 4 года назад +407

    02:28 - Noone gunna talk about those glasses that barely stayed in the boat?

    • @peteh7966
      @peteh7966 4 года назад +30

      Yep, that was the real miracle here!

    • @ckmNtA
      @ckmNtA 4 года назад +11

      At first they flew out the boat then a wave throws them back in!

    • @thecaynuck4694
      @thecaynuck4694 4 года назад +16

      That was some crazy physics, had to look twice for that!

    • @hoodzzeee
      @hoodzzeee 4 года назад +10

      Yep, the shades live to boat another day.

    • @bigboyz3132
      @bigboyz3132 4 года назад +23

      Or at 2:36 where pink bikini bashes her face off of yellow bikinis ass

  • @BrianKane321
    @BrianKane321 4 года назад +426

    The drivers face when he got back up looked like he just went 34 rounds with a prime Mike Tyson

    • @Bonez0r
      @Bonez0r 4 года назад +12

      Most of the damage was to his ego. XD

    • @peteh7966
      @peteh7966 4 года назад +8

      Wait until they get back to shore and Belinda starts on him!!!

    • @foxhoundbridges4851
      @foxhoundbridges4851 4 года назад +1

      🤣 Best comment ever!

    • @TehDPeh
      @TehDPeh 4 года назад +2

      34? Dude looks like he lasted 5 seconds with Tyson Prime.... if he went 34 rounds he’d be human pulp.

    • @y4nn746
      @y4nn746 4 года назад +3

      False he would't have a face after 34 rounds with prime mike tyson

  • @TheSavageRepairman
    @TheSavageRepairman 16 дней назад +3

    I simply cannot stop howling with laughter at this clip.

  • @Polyphemus.
    @Polyphemus. Год назад +872

    The best thing about this video is rewatching it seven times and focusing on a different person each time. Nothing beats Timbo's impersonation of a bowling pin though, with hair to match.

  • @vic7939
    @vic7939 4 года назад +215

    The middle Sheila thought that a broken nail was the worse painful thing that could happen in that day.

    • @markiyanhapyak349
      @markiyanhapyak349 4 года назад

      True.

    • @mr.bignose6144
      @mr.bignose6144 4 года назад +1

      At 3:32 her face bounced off the other sheila's butt

    • @njuey
      @njuey 4 года назад

      Haha most injured player of the day

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 12 дней назад

      ​@@mr.bignose6144So, padding to break her fall then?

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 4 года назад +189

    Timbo: I paid for the full throttle, I'm gonna use the full throttle.

    • @himikotoga835
      @himikotoga835 4 года назад +2

      Timbo chugged a few bottles and used the full throttle

    • @marcussmithereens-smithert5409
      @marcussmithereens-smithert5409 4 года назад +1

      Timbo likes getting his money's worth.

    • @himikotoga835
      @himikotoga835 4 года назад +1

      Drink a whole gin, make the wheels spin
      Drink a whole beer, forget how to steer
      Down some spiked Coke, ran that slowpoke
      Drink another beer, hit another deer
      Unless there’s a cop, don’t frickin stop

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar 5 месяцев назад +21

    My favorite part of this video is how the whole boatload of passengers still has their blank poker faces on even when the boat is flying out of control.

    • @bellacarroll
      @bellacarroll 14 дней назад

      Gotta keep up the "I/we are so fun and extreme and cool" show that they are so committed to.

  • @joshuagica5958
    @joshuagica5958 4 года назад +259

    Tim still got poker face even when he goes down.

    • @strikeeagle6871
      @strikeeagle6871 4 года назад +2

      Ha ha ha ❗🤣🤣👍

    • @msingh683
      @msingh683 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣😂

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 12 дней назад

      He was probably drunk as a skunk so didn't comprehend he was going down.

  • @KingGrio
    @KingGrio 3 года назад +1462

    Seeing Tim fall like this I'll never call a video game developer lazy ever again for making fall down animations that look like mannequins thrown out of someone's attic.

    • @moelester2203
      @moelester2203 3 года назад +30

      Nailed it

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 3 года назад +8

      So funny 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @handsken1234
      @handsken1234 2 года назад +7

      😂😂😂

    • @torakunoichi
      @torakunoichi 2 года назад +64

      He doesn’t fucken try to stop himself he’s like yep plank

    • @K4113B4113
      @K4113B4113 2 года назад +8

      @@torakunoichi lmao

  • @stevenjeavons8665
    @stevenjeavons8665 Год назад +1104

    I’ve come back to this after two years and I’m still crying after watching it. Best commentary ever

    • @joesmith9216
      @joesmith9216 Год назад +8

      it is that good aint it? this is over ....maybe 13yrs old?

    • @spikes1210
      @spikes1210 Год назад +2

      It’s from 2012 I reckon

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 Год назад +5

      Just showed it to my kids after showing them the original footage. Hilarious!

    • @stratman9449
      @stratman9449 Год назад +1

      i'll go with that..."every "wa####" down......

    • @chickenlazer7933
      @chickenlazer7933 Год назад +13

      I'm still watching this in 2023. It's the funniest thing i have seen on youtube 😂😂

  • @africanblue
    @africanblue 17 дней назад +3

    Bald dude is a legend! Went down like a railway barrier 😂

  • @shadow57k78
    @shadow57k78 3 года назад +378

    2:34 I can't stop laughing at the fact that tim fell like a lifeless statue

    • @emmanuelgraphic22
      @emmanuelgraphic22 3 года назад +3

      Lol 🤣🤣🤣

    • @loganstroganoff1284
      @loganstroganoff1284 3 года назад +19

      He planked like he was knocked out before he hit the ground lol. I had to rewatch to see if he hit his head on something before he went down

    • @Godmcgod
      @Godmcgod 3 года назад +4

      the kind of captain to go down with the ship, respect

    • @shadow57k78
      @shadow57k78 3 года назад

      Holy moly thnx for da likes dats a new record ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

    • @Uninfluenecer
      @Uninfluenecer 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LS-xs7sg
    @LS-xs7sg Год назад +496

    The face plant of the driver gets me every time. Everything about it is perfect

    • @Christy.1
      @Christy.1 Год назад +7

      He flew like a straight ass board. I guess good for them they had no time to react.

    • @durden2480
      @durden2480 Год назад +9

      He deserves every bit of it

    • @billyd7882
      @billyd7882 Год назад +1

      I think the hard jolt right before he fell knocked him out.

    • @ErgonBill
      @ErgonBill 11 месяцев назад

      Roger Ramjet

    • @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra
      @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra 11 месяцев назад

      They remind me of bowling pins

  • @thegrumpybusinessman3400
    @thegrumpybusinessman3400 4 года назад +346

    It’s clear Timbo has no idea what he’s doing the whole time. Epic.

  • @Glyff3083
    @Glyff3083 5 месяцев назад +14

    I just noticed that Belinda planted face first on Theresa's ass mid crash... that just makes this all the more hilarious.

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 4 года назад +419

    The way the bald guy falls never fails to make me laugh.

    • @galvindhaliwal2721
      @galvindhaliwal2721 4 года назад +8

      You mean Timbo?

    • @mickeyheaton
      @mickeyheaton 4 года назад +8

      Stands to attention on the way down 😂😂

    • @LinusVanPeltx986
      @LinusVanPeltx986 4 года назад +2

      @@galvindhaliwal2721 yeah Timbo, he's my favourite comedian by far

    • @anshumishra533
      @anshumishra533 4 года назад +2

      I keep coming back to watch this moment and it gets me every time.

    • @bibo2187
      @bibo2187 4 года назад

      Rude. His name is Tim

  • @MutohMasahiro
    @MutohMasahiro 4 года назад +276

    2:28 is the exact moment Timbo's soul left his body.

    • @VelcroKittie
      @VelcroKittie 3 года назад +11

      He didn't even have time to put his arms out. Zero reaction time

    • @McMwalshy
      @McMwalshy 3 года назад +8

      If you look closely he fell with so much force his sunglasses went the complete opposite direction when he landed

    • @N_Other_Human
      @N_Other_Human 3 года назад +1

      Exactly 😂😂

    • @gravelsandwich
      @gravelsandwich 3 года назад +1

      It's also the exact moment Theresa smacks her mouth on the side windshield.....

    • @mrwdpkr5851
      @mrwdpkr5851 3 года назад

      Mr. clean got yeeted !

  • @ChrisInToon
    @ChrisInToon 6 месяцев назад +41

    I have not laughed so much since the last time i saw this three years ago, crying laughing, thank you!

  • @rebelroo9658
    @rebelroo9658 3 года назад +525

    2:34 is nobody gonna talk about how lucky it was that those glasses didn't go overboard? XD

  • @ladyhawk7408
    @ladyhawk7408 4 года назад +470

    Legend has it the driver is still looking for his teeth.

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 4 года назад +6

      And process servers are still looking for him...

    • @444Lukas444
      @444Lukas444 4 года назад

      O lol cracked my ass open with this one.

    • @BogdanEmilBunica
      @BogdanEmilBunica 4 года назад +12

      Did you see his face during last 2 seconds of the clip? His face is completely smashed, just watch him as he turns, before the clip ends.

    • @SilverJackLeg
      @SilverJackLeg 4 года назад +7

      His hair also turned gray, but noone could tell.

    • @pedropedroztravels8272
      @pedropedroztravels8272 4 года назад +1

      @@BogdanEmilBunica yeah man ! I paused it. He would of got off that boat with a black eye and half a puffy face lol. Dickhead. He could of killed somebody or badly hurt them. Creepy bunch.

  • @ddiaz28
    @ddiaz28 3 месяца назад +7

    I've seen this a bunch of times before but your narration just makes it 100x better. 🤣

  • @cindyinnew
    @cindyinnew 2 года назад +1259

    I come back to this every few months to have one of the greatest laughs of my life. This shit absolutely kills me every time 😂

    • @jupiterloverful
      @jupiterloverful 2 года назад +8

      I just got killed by it!

    • @mikef.1000
      @mikef.1000 2 года назад +8

      Me too!

    • @andreasbrand3191
      @andreasbrand3191 2 года назад +8

      totally, I keep coming back. Fantastic story arc and perfect finale, I literally am about to fall of my chair watching this even for the 50th time!

    • @loudawg907
      @loudawg907 2 года назад +4

      ☝️ same!

    • @cindyinnew
      @cindyinnew 2 года назад +1

      @@loudawg907 all wankers down !

  • @petewilcox3354
    @petewilcox3354 3 года назад +658

    We all owe Blue Shirt guy a debt of gratitude. He recorded this for the sole purpose of having a vid of the bikini ladies, and we all got so much more.

    • @lufranco4958
      @lufranco4958 2 года назад +30

      you mean Davo? LOL

    • @jemert96
      @jemert96 2 года назад

      You can tell from the very first moments that the guys on this boat are all idiots, no clue why the girls agreed to this

  • @kmbmakz3
    @kmbmakz3 3 месяца назад +5

    This one will never get old

  • @joshmccoy1522
    @joshmccoy1522 2 года назад +723

    The way Timbo was absolutely launched into the floor has always amused me. I will never get over watching it.

    • @anciagabe7804
      @anciagabe7804 2 года назад +9

      Timbo Timber!

    • @mrc25381
      @mrc25381 Год назад +7

      How he missed that handrail I’ll never know!

    • @samuelelder9434
      @samuelelder9434 Год назад +5

      Love the way you state “into the floor” rather than onto the floor..
      he became one with the floor

    • @joshimitsu96
      @joshimitsu96 Год назад +4

      Face plant🤣😂

    • @drunkpaulocosta
      @drunkpaulocosta Год назад +5

      I always piss myself he goes vertical before hitting the floor

  • @ipuya
    @ipuya 3 года назад +167

    "TIMBO ESPECIALLY DOWN" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24
      @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 3 года назад +8

      His head broke the sound barrier on its way to the deck 🤣

    • @DankMoonBlade
      @DankMoonBlade 3 года назад +1

      “Greatest plank in the history of man” Neil Degrasse Tyson

  • @RaymondLo84
    @RaymondLo84 4 года назад +145

    This 3 minutes has more action and drama than most of the Hollywood films...

  • @Midnightpigeon666
    @Midnightpigeon666 Месяц назад +2

    4 years later and I’m still laughing at this video! 🤣 Tims sunglasses bouncing back into the safety of the boat is just the best thing 😂

  • @chuckdawg2799
    @chuckdawg2799 3 года назад +605

    Ive watched this so many times. I generally don't laugh at people getting hurt. But Tim checking out like he just had his soul sucked out just kills me. And not one of these people seem comfortable with each other or anything going on.

    • @Bruceylancer
      @Bruceylancer 3 года назад +58

      Yeah, exactly, everyone is so awkward. Why even do something like this with people you’re not comfortable with? It didn’t look like they were having a good time even before the crash.

    • @jellybaby7
      @jellybaby7 3 года назад +11

      Watching humans getting hurt is the best, I too love rewatching this and laughing at them spanking their faces in all directions

    • @kellymhanson
      @kellymhanson 3 года назад +25

      I'm fine laughing at Tim because he was the one driving recklessly!!! (Also because he didn't die)

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 3 года назад +23

      @@Bruceylancer I'm getting sugarbaby/escort vibes

    • @SwapPartLLC
      @SwapPartLLC 3 года назад +5

      @@Bruceylancer They're probably just a dysfunctional family.

  • @randomhandle
    @randomhandle Год назад +448

    With every viewing, I continue to be amazed that Timbo's expression never changes on the way down. There is never a look of surprise. It's as if he's thinking "Yeah, this is the result I was looking for." on the way down.

    • @elliotgillum
      @elliotgillum Год назад +13

      Lmfao 😂

    • @enshk79
      @enshk79 Год назад

      Gahahahah

    • @b.a.b7834
      @b.a.b7834 Год назад

      Mofo knew it's gonna happen. He was prepared for it but that ego didn't let him go.

    • @flaccidego4291
      @flaccidego4291 Год назад +24

      I'm gonna go by the names that Ozzy gave this cast of characters & describe the injuries to each one as given by "Clint" who was the man in the red hat drinking a mid strength bee-ya🍺
      Clint says that his wife Debbie, who's the one next to him, sustained 4 completely cracked ribs which punctured her lung & she also broke her foot. She couldn't leave the house for weeks. Ole Rusty, who's the one in the back putting all those mid strength beers on ice, suffered multiple pelvic fractures & was wheel chair bound for months.(Ole Davo was like 'that's what u get for taking my sunglasses next to Teresas vagina!')-- Speaking of our boy Davo, he took a nasty crack in the nog, a broken wrist, along with a fractured hip (he was more pissed that his busted hip would completely ruin any chances of him performing in a 3-Some with Belinda & Teresa) as for Belinda & Teresa, aside from the broken nail, Belinda suffered bruised boobies along with bruised ribs & sternum. Teresa suffered a nasty orbital fracture. As for the star of this performance, the captain of the ship, the commander of the open waters, the master of the maritime, our main man Timbo also suffered a gnarly eye orbital crack, a broken back, and severely bruised pride. That finally leaves us with Clint, who says he suffered the least out of this posse of 7, with a little crack to the nog, bruised ribs, and a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses wedged into his butt crack.

    • @jmm1817
      @jmm1817 Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 hilarious 😂

  • @anikbanerjee5933
    @anikbanerjee5933 3 года назад +310

    2:27 Tim was like," Aight, Imma head out."

  • @alex_rogan
    @alex_rogan 4 месяца назад +6

    Love it mate. Classic Aussie commentary. There is actually a news article about this from 12 years ago. Search up “One Charged After Ozark Boat Crash Viral Video”. Here’s a snippet: The driver of the boat, Marvin Carter, III of Memphis, TN suffered moderate injuries and a blow to his wallet as well. He’s being cited for speeding and imprudent operation of the boat. Five of the seven people on board were hospitalized, four of them with moderate injuries including broken bones.

    • @Tugela60
      @Tugela60 12 дней назад

      What about broken egos? Wounded pride is the worst kind of injury!

    • @BobfromSydney
      @BobfromSydney 4 дня назад +1

      Nice work finding and sharing the actual news story behind this. The broken bones makes sense given how violently they impacted against the side of the boat.

    • @popfoot7965
      @popfoot7965 12 часов назад

      And finger nail

  • @williamfriar6295
    @williamfriar6295 Год назад +593

    That power dive by El Capitan is perfect. He came up looking confused, as if wondering to himself, “How did I get on this boat? Who are these people? When did I shave last?”

    • @lmontes71
      @lmontes71 Год назад +26

      That was the best thing. It looked like he passed out. And no one checks up on him😂😂😂😂.

    • @towniepats4409
      @towniepats4409 Год назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @arpandey7043
      @arpandey7043 Год назад +16

      Why am i bald ?😂

    • @gypzino
      @gypzino Год назад +4

      ah ah ah ,i am dying

    • @FredericFreedom
      @FredericFreedom Год назад +12

      "who kidnapped my hair?"

  • @MarkMcloughlin-c4u
    @MarkMcloughlin-c4u 4 месяца назад +10

    Found this channel and my depressions fucked off, cheers lads.

    • @tiffanymarie9750
      @tiffanymarie9750 22 дня назад

      Depression hears boss music when Ozzy Man opens his recording software

  • @brandonneely5123
    @brandonneely5123 4 года назад +316

    The silver surfer was jamming on that throttle like he thought he was piloting an F-16.

  • @nmd1120
    @nmd1120 4 года назад +484

    Anyone else notice the sunglasses that went flying but bounced back into the boat at the last second?

    • @poopandfartjokes
      @poopandfartjokes 4 года назад +18

      That could’ve been disastrous

    • @tenerife_sea
      @tenerife_sea 4 года назад +12

      yeah.. thank god that happened. otherwise they'll be pretty upset to lose a pair of nice glasses.

    • @greggo7978
      @greggo7978 4 года назад +10

      I sure did mate,I was thinking,how the heck did the glasses not go overboard.LMFAO!

    • @nmd1120
      @nmd1120 4 года назад +3

      @@greggo7978 it was a true miracle !!!

    • @nmd1120
      @nmd1120 4 года назад +3

      @@tenerife_sea The pigtail lady lost hers though unfortunately

  • @Light_910
    @Light_910 4 года назад +156

    The funniest part is when TIM GOES DOWN! most epic face plant I've ever seen

    • @Yararar
      @Yararar 4 года назад +6

      I start howling every time I see it 🥴🤣

    • @trelanding
      @trelanding 4 года назад +1

      Rusty isn't moving...

    • @YoungbloodThe3rd
      @YoungbloodThe3rd 4 года назад

      REDNESS THEN OUCHIE!

  • @sigara91
    @sigara91 5 месяцев назад +17

    This is internet gold. A classic. This will be remembered.

  • @siddharthkarlekar
    @siddharthkarlekar 4 года назад +350

    Timbo has years of experience as a sailor and as a crash test dummy

    • @ducamuk
      @ducamuk 3 года назад +5

      Hahaha! Add to that, he even looks like one! 🤣✌️

    • @NastyAngel
      @NastyAngel 3 года назад

      holy shit

    • @avibhs
      @avibhs 3 года назад +1

      @@ducamuk seriously, ROFL

    • @sittingduck4771
      @sittingduck4771 3 года назад

      bruuuh XD XD

    • @eaglevision9791
      @eaglevision9791 3 года назад +1

      If Tim didn’t get a concussion...he missed one HELL of a chance!!

  • @waynebeaver4096
    @waynebeaver4096 4 года назад +296

    I’ve seen this clip many times, but didn’t notice half of the points Ozzy Man brought out!
    I never noticed the broken nail!

    • @kchiatt2520
      @kchiatt2520 4 года назад +9

      My guess is it wasn't that painful of an injury as it was her way of letting the guy know to stop grinding on her.

    • @joshjohnson2753
      @joshjohnson2753 4 года назад +8

      I never realized there was more to the video then the 10-15 secs of the actual crash

    • @lifeincolour09
      @lifeincolour09 4 года назад +2

      This video is from 2013 or so and it's a classic. I think most of us only watched the cut version because I don't remember these details either.

    • @SlimJ1980-Eire
      @SlimJ1980-Eire 4 года назад

      @@kchiatt2520 I agree with you 🤣🤣 her nails were probably fake anyway 😆

    • @SlimJ1980-Eire
      @SlimJ1980-Eire 4 года назад +2

      @@lifeincolour09 I saw the full version, the one where they are all shook up and neon green titties bikini who I've forgotten the name given is concerned about Timbo who was out for a few mins on the floor, then she fusses over Belinda who was sitting in the seat looking concussed as fuck and slurring that she was fine with a bit of " you're not my mum " throwing of shapes going on. Yeah Nah Yeah, Ozzy was spot on with that comment. (They eventually get another boats attention and someone called coastguard or the EMTs.)

  • @forktailedDevilP-38J91
    @forktailedDevilP-38J91 4 месяца назад +3

    The look of growing concern on Teresa's face is so palpable its hilarious

  • @AKSaleh.Official
    @AKSaleh.Official 3 года назад +674

    One of Ozzy Man's masterpieces.

  • @jamesporter6288
    @jamesporter6288 3 года назад +181

    i swear you could watch this 8 times and still love it each time, just focus on one person each time and its fucking HILARIOUS!!! IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 3 года назад +5

      I just noticed the glassing flying at 2:33

    • @ryanschimming616
      @ryanschimming616 3 года назад +1

      I can't stop watching this!

    • @oceanview2965
      @oceanview2965 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, there's a whole lot going on in this one. And the narration, is killing me 😅🤣😂!!!

  • @rihaandharma781
    @rihaandharma781 4 года назад +96

    Still wondering why Timbo has zero reflexes and falls like a log sideways 😅

    • @nonyabiz9340
      @nonyabiz9340 4 года назад +10

      Drunk

    • @Usernahmenlos
      @Usernahmenlos 4 года назад +4

      actually, it isn't Timbo who is falling sideways but the boat. For his brain he did not change direction, which would necessitate a falling reflex. The reaction time for one's hand-eye coordination in that moment is clearly too slow to do anything in this situation.

    • @Kev621
      @Kev621 4 года назад +1

      LMAO!!!

    • @OMGAnotherday
      @OMGAnotherday 4 года назад +1

      Usernahmenlos - I have a friend who is like this in normal circumstances!😂

  • @halitosis75
    @halitosis75 3 месяца назад +7

    Fkn hysterical 😂😂😂😂 the commentary first class 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @josequins9099
    @josequins9099 2 года назад +550

    You were right when you said no one looks relaxed. Honestly, no one is having a good time, even before they all got launched to destination: fucked.

    • @Yolo-xj2qe
      @Yolo-xj2qe 2 года назад +1

      It's one of those things where nobody is feeling safe but at the same time nobody wants to be that un cool cry baby to tell him to slow the fuck down.

    • @cusoonmyfriend3738
      @cusoonmyfriend3738 2 года назад +8

      rich ppl dont know what having a good time is, that is the main reason they try every single stupid shit to search for that feeling

    • @clayongunzelle9555
      @clayongunzelle9555 2 года назад +1

      Tim daveo was having fun

    • @balistixxx3701
      @balistixxx3701 2 года назад +1

      I wanted to like this comment,but also wanted to keep it at 420.
      Never been in this situation before. I'll be back to like the comment once someone does it first...

    • @josequins9099
      @josequins9099 2 года назад

      @@balistixxx3701 LOL, good call, bro. I always leave comments at 420 too.

  • @robinshakya8006
    @robinshakya8006 3 года назад +251

    Alternate title: Agent 47 executing a perfect assassination.

    • @robinshakya8006
      @robinshakya8006 3 года назад +13

      @Biotorial It's his plan.. Remember he came back to life in his own funeral 😂

  • @neurosis333
    @neurosis333 4 года назад +488

    Tim's attempt to head-butt the boat for being unruly was successful...the boat finally behaved.

  • @CrazyMazapan
    @CrazyMazapan 4 месяца назад +2

    It NEVER gets old. It's been 12 years and it's still hilarious. 🤣

  • @dannyinaus
    @dannyinaus 4 года назад +190

    Tim didn't even use his arms to brace his fall. Now that's a man!

    • @JDdeleon1
      @JDdeleon1 4 года назад +14

      Real men only use their faces.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 года назад +31

      Well, his head clearly contains no vital organ.

    • @dalaanibombina8822
      @dalaanibombina8822 4 года назад +1

      Jean Roch lmfao!

  • @qdogf15
    @qdogf15 4 года назад +177

    It's July 4. Everyone is outside eating hot dogs and my wife is wondering why I'm in the bedroom laughing like a little girl 😂😂

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 4 года назад

      Happy 4th of July!

    • @SaucyBegger25
      @SaucyBegger25 4 года назад

      Exactly the same haha I’m on the toilet 🚽

    • @Footbalizkool
      @Footbalizkool 4 года назад

      Join the club buddy

    • @fireboltaz
      @fireboltaz 4 года назад

      This was great

    • @SaucyBegger25
      @SaucyBegger25 4 года назад

      Trent McTrump sorry though he said bathroom 🤣🤣 I was referring to laughing in the bathroom and my partner wondering what’s going on

  • @tashriquekarriem8865
    @tashriquekarriem8865 3 года назад +836

    I love the way the boat driver never broke his "cool dude" character even when he went down.

    • @dennisdegroot7490
      @dennisdegroot7490 2 года назад +27

      It's the way he turned what makes it even more beautiful. Tight and smooth before he went down. Like a dance

    • @tashriquekarriem8865
      @tashriquekarriem8865 2 года назад +25

      @@dennisdegroot7490 LOL indeed, he seemed like he got it under control even though he clearly didnt

    • @jasonnares9634
      @jasonnares9634 2 года назад +1

      You mean Tim?

    • @markwindow5865
      @markwindow5865 2 года назад +28

      That's Timbo for you. Never rattled. Just too bad he can't drive a fucking boat.

    • @tashriquekarriem8865
      @tashriquekarriem8865 2 года назад +2

      @@markwindow5865 🤣😂👍

  • @thelonelywolf88
    @thelonelywolf88 Месяц назад +1

    2:27 my initial thought when his face slams the ground was "oh, look, a penny!" 😂

  • @csabah.6251
    @csabah.6251 4 года назад +329

    The sheila in purple never thought that a few minutes later she is going to feel much stronger pain than her nails. Lol
    Classic video.

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 4 года назад +10

      Classic final destination moment

    • @derrickrnc
      @derrickrnc 4 года назад +8

      Real bad day for her.

    • @KnobleSloth
      @KnobleSloth 4 года назад

      Very English. Much terrible.

    • @s3ntin3l60
      @s3ntin3l60 4 года назад

      Color blind...would have said blue. lord it over me will you?

    • @EsotericTherapy
      @EsotericTherapy 4 года назад

      @flipgurujn I dunno, broken nail really hurts.

  • @thesleepvampire
    @thesleepvampire 4 года назад +463

    Timbo has obviously crashed before, he knows you have to go loose!

  • @lei82
    @lei82 4 года назад +320

    Damm, let’s not lie. Love how Timbo is hitting every single bump with no emotion on face!

    • @TheHumanSpirit
      @TheHumanSpirit 3 года назад +5

      LOL - meanwhile he has no idea that he's scaring the SHIT out of everyone behind him.

    • @DrummerJacob
      @DrummerJacob 3 года назад +6

      Timbo had alot to prove that day.

    • @pauljohn3230
      @pauljohn3230 3 года назад

      " chill, I got this"

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад +1

      Polarized Sunglasses: 100% Charisma

    • @evagengler9666
      @evagengler9666 3 года назад

      I thought he looked like he was doing it on purpose, "I'll show them - I DO know how to start and drive this boat!"

  • @mattofthenorth
    @mattofthenorth 4 года назад +380

    In the aftermath Belinda’s nail injury feels like a lifetime ago as she evaluates more critical anatomy 3:04

    • @LockingLoading
      @LockingLoading 4 года назад +1

      Lol...i thought the same thing

    • @yourjai
      @yourjai 4 года назад +3

      🅱️⭕⭕🅱️💲

    • @TheDreamDetective888
      @TheDreamDetective888 4 года назад

      Her chesty chest got slammed!

    • @TheDreamDetective888
      @TheDreamDetective888 4 года назад +1

      @Stephanie S hm... I don't know. My own comment sounds creepy af when I read it again. I think the word "chesty" was an accident. Just supposed to be "her chest got slammed". (Edit: I.e. it looked painful. )

  • @RasheedGonzales
    @RasheedGonzales 4 года назад +86

    LMFAO the driver had his sunglasses imprinted into his face!!!!

    • @andrewadami3920
      @andrewadami3920 4 года назад +4

      So that's why it looks like he's aged 20 years in about 15 seconds.

  • @peaner083
    @peaner083 4 месяца назад +3

    Oh shit😅...i love coming back to this. The "Davo's getting off on it" followed by the "Your not my real mum!" Is so damn good!
    Your a straight up legend Ozzie Man 👍
    Oh and loving the stubbie holder and rum mix cup from your store👍

  • @RealJesseONFIRE
    @RealJesseONFIRE 4 года назад +210

    “Davo could have gone bum to bum but went ck to bum...classic Davo” LOL
    I think I’ve made that exact joke in a video but in a more American vernacular delivery.

    • @James-Specter
      @James-Specter 4 года назад

      Dayum Jesse you think Conor's gonna fight at 251 ?

    • @blamelag1589
      @blamelag1589 4 года назад

      Can anyone else relate to this? Like sometimes i do it and then I’m like wtf why did I do that. I didn’t event want to do that.
      Instinct? 😂

    • @Bob-Sacamano
      @Bob-Sacamano 4 года назад

      ASS TO ASS

  • @kdoeone
    @kdoeone 4 года назад +120

    The guy piloting the boat looked like he had no clue how to start. Let alone go full speed.

    • @Corkedwolf43771
      @Corkedwolf43771 4 года назад +1

      You can't pilot a boat only sail it FYI

    • @kdoeone
      @kdoeone 4 года назад +10

      @@Corkedwolf43771 nah. I pilot my boat. It's powered.

    • @tiberiu_nicolae
      @tiberiu_nicolae 4 года назад +9

      @@Corkedwolf43771 lol wut? We're not in the 17th century anymore

    • @P-K-P
      @P-K-P 4 года назад +3

      @@Corkedwolf43771 it's not a sailboat dingus.

    • @Ofthe7thSon
      @Ofthe7thSon 4 года назад +4

      kdoeone well actually you coxswain a boat, a pilot, in nautical terms, refers to someone with extraordinary knowledge of a known area who helps guide boats and ships into port. ... - - - ....

  • @princejohn6560
    @princejohn6560 Год назад +301

    Tim goes from feeling like a complete badass to total tool in seconds.

    • @larryv4853
      @larryv4853 Год назад +2

      Well put...

    • @Lucy-f2o
      @Lucy-f2o 11 месяцев назад +3

      Tool doesn't even begin to cover it.

    • @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra
      @_Listen_to_Solar_Kama_Sutra 11 месяцев назад +3

      They will not be laying him

    • @MikeySkywalker
      @MikeySkywalker 11 месяцев назад +3

      Tim passed away four minutes later. Then everyone else on the boat died in crazy accidents over the next year. They're all gone at this point.

    • @ryanbayne1033
      @ryanbayne1033 11 месяцев назад

      The guy was on such an ego trip - beware of the little boy within each of us right 😂

  • @JimDog794
    @JimDog794 6 месяцев назад +4

    I like how the guy in the blue shirt got lower the faster the boat went. He knew what was coming. Capt Knob can't drive a fast boat.

  • @MudhaffarAdhwa
    @MudhaffarAdhwa 4 года назад +186

    As Ferrari fan who just watched Austria qualifying, this made me feel better 😂

    • @scsutton1
      @scsutton1 4 года назад +7

      I feel your pain, my friend.

    • @aravindshivakumar5299
      @aravindshivakumar5299 4 года назад

      :(

    • @truantray
      @truantray 4 года назад +7

      You mean because something interesting to watch happened today?
      Ferrari fans are the Toronto Maple Leaf fans of autosport.

    • @Santacruisee
      @Santacruisee 4 года назад

      Same here

    • @MudhaffarAdhwa
      @MudhaffarAdhwa 4 года назад

      @@truantray trust me I'm a Ferrari fan but I'm not the arrogant type of fan😂