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- Опубликовано: 17 июн 2024
- The UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak, has denied rumours that he’s soon to leave the UK for a cosy spot among the Hollywood elite in Los Angeles.
Britain’s pint-sized premier says he’s committed to the UK. And we all believe him.
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Are you guys going to the Edinburgh fringe?
“A good hard kicking right in the dangly ballot box” 😂
Got to be the best anatomical electoral reference ever 😂
"Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied."
What a lovely story. This one is going to age like a fine wine over the summer.
Thank you for making this campaign a little more bearable.
Make a series of terrible political decisions then run off? That’s not like the Conservatives!
When does he come back as Lord Sunak?
Well if Cameron is a benchmark he will have to wait about 6 years. But it might not work out for him if Labour are still in power unless they keep moving right to chase "moderate" votes.
Thought it was Lord Sutch , must get an eye test.
His 'retirement' honours list will be fascinating... More dross filling up the HoL
when the yanks realise how useless he is.
@@gjaxx for a laugh labour should change their leader every week for a year and fill it full of labour peeps. seems stupid tories have had so many PMs and rammed it full of their cronies in 5 years
That line about the bureau de change closing for an hour was perfect
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2:06 “wouldn’t be able to reach him for the next 11 hours and 15 minutes”
Brilliant!
at the Peterborough passport office….ffs….😂😂😂
Pickfords, nice 👌
Oh! I get it, Pickfords, Samsonite and Virgin Atlantic. Duh!
I've assumed he has a job arranged that starts July 5th
Private "running away" tutoring completed courtesy of Lord Cameron.
Dumpty-dumpty-dum
As usual, hilariously funny, but also SO TRUE! Well done guys!!
A excellent video
Glad you enjoyed it
"High class bureau de change" - beautiful homage
"not some Punch and Judy show on the seafront in Margate"
I miss Peter O’Hanra-Hanrahan
@@Evil_Dan999 Where's Ted Maul when you need him?
You guys are great and deserve your own National News slots at 7pm and 10pm (for grown ups). Your reporting seems far less biased than all of the mainstream news flunkies.
I will never know how Roger Slicedgrape keeps a straight face describing our Prime Minister's attire.
Flaps will be tickled shortly
Disgraceful language.
High class bureau de change. Nice day today reference :-)
You win!
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Totally brilliant! "They wouldn't be able to contact Mr. Sunak for the next 11 hours and 15 minutes."
“High class Bureau De Change” has a very familiar ring to this old fan of The Day Today. “Dangly ballot box” was very original, and very funny, though!
Oh darn it. He will just miss the fireworks display in his new homeland...
Spot on as always lads
Yeah and there were no parties in Downing Street.
... and if there were, I wasn't there
My name's Rishi and I realise,
How tough things are. I empathise.
From my helicopter and private jet.
I see just how tough things can get.
When you work hard, your pay is low.
You don't know where the money goes.
I have a plan, never fear.
Florida's nice this time of year.
"Pulling a massive Clegg." Now that IS a lovely story.
Absolutely brilliant! 😂😂😂
Fanks! Please share!
I'm closing the Bureau ... for an hour.
Brave Sir Squishy ran away
Absolutely loving the deep cut reference to The Bureau on The Day Today.
As he's texting his California real estate agent...
Stop the bets!
He's leaving on a jet plane 🛩 ...... 🎶 🎵
All his bags are packed
He's ready to go
He's standin' here outside his door
He hates to wake us all to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin'
It's early morn
The taxi's waitin'
He's blowin' his horn
Already he's so happy
He could die
Private charter I hope...hate to have to mix with the unwashed for 11 hours 15 minutes. Yuk.
@@stephengraham1153 Thank you John Denver. Maybe google what happened to him in California?
I saw his bless their simple hearts constituents on You tube. They would vote for Myra Hindley if she wore a blue rosette. Life just seems so much easier if you are doing ok in Yorkshire. 🎉
@@alexperriman9298 They also missed Jimmy Saville, though Mad Cow Maggie and King Charlie liked him
Don't let the door hit your boney backside on the way out Rishi, the tax payer doesn't want to buy a new door for No 10.
"closed for an hour". ah memories. You would have had a comment to provoke the algorithm anyway, of course. And all of it was beautifully done, imo. As always. Thank you
"High-class bureau de change" hahahaha - very good
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YES!!!!
So many gems in this one!
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What a lovely story
It's Braverman's dream & obsession to see a photograph of a flight taking Rishi to California.
What a lovely story..
I didn't think the US had a 'non dom' equivalent.
I won't believe it unless his PPS puts a bet on it.
UK dollars 😅
Solid satire L&P.
Heathrow looking lovely, well done to the sound crew on eliminating all the aircraft noise. The fecking fecker is fecking off, not really a case of sliced sour grapes.
VOTE REFORM. They are the only hope we have!!
Now I want to see that kewl Insta thing.
And the legwarmers.
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@@larryandpaul OMG heading there rn!!1
A tour de force. Thanks for making me laugh this morning.
Our pleasure - please share!
Heathrow Live 🤣🤣🤣
Bullseye!
Day today throwback nice
I now pre 👍 your yt posts. Just because I know itll be ACE.
Much manly love X
Manly love returned!
@@larryandpaul why, was nobody in to sign for it?
Very good!
When you dream parodies were reality... that seems to say a lot about the status quo.
"pull a massive Clegg" has veen added to my vocabulary
Although Schröder did it first.
Lovely Day Today reference there
Ta!!
Usually these politicans travel around on their Battle Bus .... Farage according to Private Eye is on the Replacement Bus.
Whilst personally I feel that Sunak considering his approach to policy announcements and ability to shove his own head firmly up his own manifesto ....has transport known as the *_Blunder Buss_*
Edit .... Watched, Liked, Shared, Commented .... No money to share my old mates.
Better than the real thing
Commited? He should be.
Ah, if only Concorde was still in service. He could have made it to the US of A in time for the fireworks.
lovely story
Let’s see him off!
I’m glad Rishi isn’t wasting my UK tax Dollars..
Rishi last seen having some fun with Sheryl Crow on Santa Monica boulevard.
He likes a good beer buzz early in the morning.
"High class Bureau de Change" - The Day Today reference?
GO WEST, MAN...THAT'S WHERE THE SUNAK SETS!
Maybe his bone-headed, boneheadedness is because his brain, conscience and ability not to say the quiet parts out loud, already jetted off a few years ago, leaving an empty suit and flappy mouth ... oh, right that's the description for "Politician", "Marketing guru", "TV Journalist" and "P.E Teacher".
That Michael Rosen exchange was a bit weird wasn't it?
We loved it!
Rishi rushes to California...
Spare the poor people of Los Ángeles from this calamity, they are already up to their gills in arzewholes
Please don't send him to Australia we already have Pauline Hanson.
A sort of Nigel Forage in drag.
Sunak fking off IS a lovely story. What a lovely story.
Reportedly, Sunak has arranged a lift to Heathrow on 5th July with three of his SpAds, Peter, Paul and Mary. And he was overheard muttering his rehearsed goodbyes to them in a poor imitation of an American accent..."All my bags are packed
I'm ready to go..." He mentioned his deprived upbringing in a low income family, with just GP and Pharmacist salaries at a time when a house cost upwards of £300 to buy. Poignant story.
He would be better going to a country with no extradition treaty.
Rwanda maybe?
Rich Rishi said he is staying in the UK whatever happens😬🐂💩
Thier you go. The ladders are already being pulled up behind them. I might pop of over to America. Asked him why did you rip us off.
the funny thing is the UK voted for the conservatives, in this case you reap what you sow. hahaha
Nope. Only ~43% voted for them and only 67% voted.
That's dramatically different to £the UK voted for the conservatives".
Hard to lose when you've got most the newspapers and the media behind you and yet somehow this election the Tories are doing that!
@@ChrispyNut thats democracy for you
@@Jonnyonthespot123 It has taken 2 insane PMs and a sociopath but the Tories are finally so dysfunctional even their client media is having a hard time covering it up.
@@timkbirchico8542 What exists is to democracy as chalk water is to milk.
There's a superficial similarity, but substantively, very different.
Whether it's FPTP, "information" dissemination, Duopoly, intimidation of elected representatives or disenfranchisement, what we have is more of an Oligarchy than a Democracy.
I'd like to help mr sunak sod off...... sorry I meant pack. As ever Broken News the only News you can trust.
"OIling himself up to emigrate"? Escaping the angry Conservative hordes looking for his head on a pike more like!
Removals van and container already booked and the kids enrolled in new schools. Shan’t miss him. Vote tactically - do not vote for Mr Toad.
Hah
So bad he's been exiled. Wait I just remembered Liz Truss still lives here, he wasn't as bad was he?
I actually am not that keen on Nigel Fararge, but to be Brutality honest the Reform party is our best and only hope!! VOTE REFORM!!
Yeah, vote for a racist party who will be 1000 times worse than the Tories.
Yeah, let's vote for a racist party who will be a 1000 times WORSE than the Tories.
Hes a blatant liar,he packed ages ago
Russia bound probly. Him, Trump and Pootin are the ssme people. Same side of history
he did have a US Green Card whilst an MP and then Chancellor. johnson only gave up his dual UK/US citizenship (also whilst an MP) because of US tax changes. truss will talk to anyone who will listen to her. commitment issues?
Sunak can enjoy Sunday Dinner at a terrible 'English Pub' with Nick Clegg and David Miliband.
Surrounded by the type of decor found in one Torquay pub in 1970, the three of them can compete to fabricate homesickness, before leaving their flat weak, yeast infection style beer,
and revolting Steak & Kidney Pudding, to go outside and be driven to their exclusive luxury homes by Arab chauffeurs with a 90 minute commute to their tiny homes in a lawless drug market.
Can they PLEASE take Simon Cowell, James Corden and Piers Morgan back with them? And make sure Harry knows he'll never again be welcome in the UK. Even when Markle dumps him.