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- Опубликовано: 18 июн 2024
- The long-awaited UK General Election of 2024 is nearly here.
And all the main parties have been praised for the polite way they’ve been running their campaigns.
British values of calmness, respect and thoughtfulness have come to the fore once again.
The Conservatives, Labour, the Liberal Democrats, and the Reform Party have stuck rigidly to kindness, authenticity and professionalism throughout. Well done.
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All I want is for Count Binface to beat Sunak in the polls.
I want Starmer to lose his seat
@@Timlagorwe all want you to lose your house
Still works without the last three words...
Zombie paratrooper poundland Enoch Powell 🤣😂😆😄😁
I must remember to cite my references for the next 2 weeks
So stolen!
Good thing no one feared that the Greens would be completely ignored while Farage was given free promotion
Count Bingface to form next opposition party - what a lovely story
Very uneventful election with all these things not happening. Glad I'm now up to date on what didn't happen.
It's like blissful ignorance, but without all the ignorance.
Thankfully, that hasn't happened. What a lovely Tory defeat.
They have exposed the Daily Mail plan
Exactly what I was saying to the maid today after tiffin.
Bloody good show.
Give Lady Ruff-Diamond my regards
You talk to the staff? Fella must be some kind of Bally socialist eh what?
@@peterrenn6341 One must fill that post-prandial hiatus once one abstains from the formerly customary brandy and and cigar.
One must move with the democratic times, as Camella assures me.
I can never fathom is she Bactrian or Dromedary in her stance.
Top tip, save time by voting for the bloke who says “Deliver” the most number of times
None of it happened, I swear I must be hallucinating!
We in Australia do indeed take our inspiration from the Mother of Parliaments. With lovely results.
Great work guys, very reassuring .. I've been taking a peek at Twitter from time to time like a 6 year old watching Dr Who from behind a sofa, seemingly awash with Leavers shuddering with excitement at the prospect of, a decade later, Nigel Farage unburdening them once again of wads of cash. A bit like a school reunion where you meet the bully that stole your dinner money... and he mugs you. Imagine my delight watching your report and finding out none of that is happening. Lovely story.
I know. Beggars belief doesn't it? And we think MAGAs are stupid.
Lovely Story
Thanks Chaps
Spookily accurate impression of Steer Calmer, tantamount to channelling...
My god, it was freakishly good.
I was thinking the same thing. I thought it was a clip they'd edited in!
Steer Calmer 😅
Lovely story. Spatchcock my hero😘😘😘😘😘😘
And thankfully Rishi Sunak hasn't gone to visit a brewery and proven he literally can't organise a you know what in one.
It's so respectful because politicians are watching how social media is reacting
I was concerned that with the Privatisation of virtually everything Private companies would start a subscription service allowing people to stand for election under their company name albeit having no say in what the company does, and without an HR Department or other vetting capacity who knows what sort or person could of been selected.
Jesus……when you put it like that- how far have we fallen!
In politics I always reason that what’s left of the port is passed to the right. I take such comfort in that basic fact.
This is absolutely brilliant, one of funniest yet! Thank you for cheering me up!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Spatchcock Adams is such a great name,had me smiling
Broken News is sounding more and more like the mainstream media everyday. Now that's a lovely story.
Brilliant as always.
Thanks lads!
Our pleasure! Please share! L&P x
"women's health expert"..... brilliant.
You two make me smile.
All the very best from Australia.
There are laws against that here, "making" people smile, I guess we need to exile these two over to there as well.
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Yes Good Morning from Brisvegas!
This simply reinforces my deep respect for our politicians and their unswerving integrity in everything they do. I am truly torn because they all deserve my vote and I become moved to tears of remorse when I consider that someone will not be getting my cross in their box.
NB. The news that Gareth Southgate will include both Sunak and Starmer in the England team when we reach the final of the Euros is exactly what the country wanted to hear....... Huzza!
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It seems to me that a considerable share of the merit for all those regrettable phenomena that we are thankfully spared lies with Broken News and their constant coverage of only lovely stories. Where would we all be without you?
I don't live in the UK and I'm not following the campaign , but based on your news I have a pretty good idea of what has actually happened .
Depressingly accurate
Pure genius. Really feel I'm as up to date as it's currently safe to be. Thank you.
Thank you! Please share! L&P x
Loving Spatchcock' s ace reporting❤
Yay, spot on. Let's hear from Sir Edwin.....
Fantastic as always. Tip top comedy from this pair of brilliant wordsmiths!
Without doubt one of your best so far, spatchcock 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Cheers John - please share!
the only news fit to watch & fit to print!
Dear old spatchy, of course I knew him when he was just an unfertilised egg, good to see how far he’s come.
😂😂😂
Love it
Absolutely fantastic 😂😂😂❤
Cheers! Please share! L&P x
Thank God all that didn't happen.
One of the best
Spatchcock Adams, women's health expert 😂😂
The Brexit joke is beyond parody but you walked around the room sat on the elephant
Somehow I must have missed all those enlightening episodes of the political debate, can't think how?
Tory, Tory lady
Goin' through a motion …. 😂
Watching this for a 2nd time, I've been laughing like a hyena at Spatchcock Adams and the selection of carefully worded insults. 😅😅😅
where can I get the Spatchcock Adams action figure? My inner child wants one ????
Thankfully.
Politicians, remind me again why we need them?
They're inspiration for Broken News. What would we do without them?
There are loads and LOADS of reasons why we need them. Hold them up as shining examples as to why PPE doesn't work. Politics Philosophy and Economics, not Personal Protection Equipment. Or how not to behave if you want respect from your peer group. Or how not to act, regarding remuneration for the job. Or how not to be an automatic LIAR.
@@Demun1649 and yet they're the ones with the money and the power. So perhaps more fool us?
@@Angelo.Villaschi I can't agree with, "They've got all the money". Money is an accident, most of theirs comes from daddy. I will have money, lots of it, on Friday evening, when I win the EuroMillions. It will not make me a politician, although a good part will go to my political party, to further their aims of FREEDOM.
@@Demun1649 good luck with Euromillions but get back to me when you're being funded and bankrolled by billionaires to crash the UK economy
Love a bit of Spatchcock
I'm hoping that the Broken News team can produce a special round-up of all the wonderful, well judged and effective moments of Sunak's super campaign.
brilliant as always,
Thank you! Please share! L&P x
I was just about to say how quality you two are I’m 25 and have a step dad who is very passionate towards the working class and standing up, I’ve just sent him this and heard him laugh though the floor downstairs.
I was just about to comment saying I love this cos it reminds me of The Day Today.
“Spatchcock Adams joins us from a totally different part of the news room” “lie out his tiny arse” too many things to quote but I love you guys
Lmfaoo
Spot on. Brilliant
That would have been a lovely story if any of that had happened.
Best yet! Love it ❤
Mum not mom. ;) really cool guys as always
The Four Weddings reference was brilliant. Hope you are at City Varieties in September.
Phew! I’m glad none of that happened! 😂😂😂
Brilliant thanks 👍
Our pleasure! Please share! L&P x
Tysm for this inciteful coverage! 😅
Excellent, laughed my ass off. 😂
Luckily that did happen.
I'll sleep easier tonight, knowing that none of these terrible predictions have come to pass ;)
There were MORE Terminator movies after the second one???
Polite tics. I love thems.
"Lovely Stuff"
"Delivering!"
Spatchcock Adams......the best in the business.
I'm so thankful none of that has happened. BELM!
Absolutely. Couldn't possibly put it better. Love the choice of vocabulary. Every insult is deserved.
Was it the spaz faces that made the edit so hard? Look at you guys with the fancy effects 😂
The Terminator joke was a corker.
Terminator 3 was not that bad was it? It had a happy ending right?
@@CA999 I can't remember.
@@CA999 What Terminator 3?
Thank goodness, I feel fully reassured now....
Of course it didn't happen. These theories were getting more unbelievable by the day. Anything to sell a newspaper eh.
What a lovely story. Thanks
Thanks! Please share! L&P x
Bloody brilliant 😂
Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort for PM
I'm sorry to hear you feel this way. Lovely story, though
Brilliant! 😂😂
Well at least that didn't happen either, lovely not story
Great video! What is a? Sectohenarian 😂
What a lovely story.
You cynical boys never disappoint, ever thought of joining up with J. Pie the outcome could be quite momentous 🙂
Private Eye, but without the exhausting and relentless obscure references to religion and private education in-jokes. I cannot get enough of this esteemed organ
I am thankful to hear the Uni Party are campaigning well! Their radical policies might even influence politics here in Australia soon. Or the new wave of unemployed poms might..
5th July 2024: There were concerns that the Labour Party would win a super-majority and that the tories would come third behind the Liberal Democrats and thankfully that didn't happen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 P.S. Don't mention the 'B' word.
What? Boorish Pfeffel?
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There were fears that Starmer may sneak out an actual Progressive policy in the Liebour manifesto, but Lord Voldemort Mandelson reassured the nation that although cowards may flinch, and traitors sneer, they will keep the Beige Flag flying here.
Probably still going to happen, something along the lines of the Tories bringing in the living wage.
What could Labour name "progressive policy ..." ???
Oh, wait Progressive Capital Gains Tax could be happening next month, even if it's not actually made into a progressive tax, they could call it that!
More balance than the BBC.
Heh
A few points: Nigel Farage is a modern Robin Hood (though he doesn't like the word hood, too hip hop). Rishi Sunak just confused D-Day with Dunkirk. Understandable mistake. Keir Starmer is an anagram of Tire Makers. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Starmer comes in for quite bit of criticism for telling us what his parents did for a living, but not $nake, who never misses an opportunity to tell anyone prepared to listen that his mother was a pharmacist and his father was a GP - usually in an attempt to claim that he is a man of the people or that he fully understands the NHS or how doctors feel or what problems pharmacists face.
What's all this fuss with an election? Why not just carry on as before, let a few privileged members of the 1922 committee choose another leader, maybe Fartrage? Where's your patriotism?
While your internationally acclaimed, award winning, 'most trusted' news channel is always 'bigging up' the UK's most insignificant little priminiscule Phishi Shortslacks, I will never watch this anti British, anti everything channel ever again. Consider me unsbscribed, unimpressed and unswerving in my opinion.
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WTF are you on about? Haven’t you been watching what’s been going on? You call this a news channel? Pah!!
Disgraceful isn't it?
@@larryandpaul but what a lovely story