Miscellaneous Myths: Medea

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Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @marinaavant-delaroche9972
    @marinaavant-delaroche9972 3 года назад +6667

    Zeus: You're being weirdly nice to this hero
    Hera: He's literally the only person in Greece who isn't your bastard child
    Jason: *proceeds to cheat on his wife*
    Hera: Oh no, we're nipping this one in the bud!

    • @smolzeg7446
      @smolzeg7446 3 года назад +61

      lol

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 3 года назад +692

      Zeus: So he also broke an oath to her, which is my domain. I know we don't agree on most things, but... truce?
      Hera: Truce.

    • @louparis1909
      @louparis1909 3 года назад +199

      She can't even have one nice hero.

    • @louparis1909
      @louparis1909 3 года назад +121

      @Squishy Soft Ducky Agreed. There was always this weird thing in Greek myth about Zeus eventually being usurped by his son just like how Cronos usurped his father and Zeus usurped him. Hera totally would have aided in that.

    • @SyaShim
      @SyaShim 3 года назад +45

      @@louparis1909 wouldn't blame her for that tho

  • @dawnbreaker1104
    @dawnbreaker1104 3 года назад +4647

    Moral of the story: Medea thought Jason was a himbo, turns out he was actually a frat bro

    • @jacobnoelle8428
      @jacobnoelle8428 3 года назад +82

      Tell me he' wrong!

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 3 года назад +160

      @@jacobnoelle8428 He's wrong.
      ... you never said anything about lying.

    • @lunastudios1817
      @lunastudios1817 2 года назад +223

      Yes, he was beefy. Yes, he was dumb of ass. But was he pure of heart? No

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 2 года назад +87

      @@lunastudios1817 "dumb of ass" I love it.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +6

      Jason: I'm going to cheat on my wife and marry someone else!
      Zeus: Shucks, Chuck! I thought you were a cool poppa, but I guess you're just an ANUS!

  • @positivelink6961
    @positivelink6961 9 месяцев назад +3355

    Hera: “Jason is my favorite human”
    Jason: *betrays his wife*
    Hera: “My friendship with Jason has ended.”
    Medea: *ruins Jason’s life for betraying him*
    Hera: “Medea is my favorite human now”

    • @SewardWriter
      @SewardWriter 8 месяцев назад +131

      Hera was the real power behind the gods.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 7 месяцев назад +19

      Nice pfp

    • @angelcollina
      @angelcollina 5 месяцев назад +5

      Perfect! 😂

    • @alexgregg1058
      @alexgregg1058 5 месяцев назад +83

      I mean punishing your cheating husband by hurting or killing other people is Herra's whole thing. 😂. She probably saw that it was like, " Finally somebody gets it ". 😅

    • @kingofdragons7
      @kingofdragons7 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@alexgregg1058not that it was not justified, Medea was right till the end

  • @im_bored_hi_
    @im_bored_hi_ 2 года назад +4562

    “It’s murder. The plan is murder.”
    *THE WAY SHE SAYS IT SO DEADPAN GETS ME EVERY TIME*

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Год назад +31

      SAME

    • @SapphireSorceress
      @SapphireSorceress Год назад +90

      I loved: He started to worry she would do something drastic, like, just spitballing here, murder.

    • @siddiqarizwan7718
      @siddiqarizwan7718 Год назад +4

      Lol

    • @Driftion2080
      @Driftion2080 10 месяцев назад +27

      It's Ancient Greece, if the plan wasn't murder then that'd be more of a surprise than anything actually

    • @TheSeventhSpeckle
      @TheSeventhSpeckle 9 месяцев назад +5

      it’s in almost every fun myth or legend 😂

  • @martinmarvinii3139
    @martinmarvinii3139 3 года назад +5738

    “Anybody have a plan?”
    Medea raises hand*
    “Not murder”
    Medea puts hand down*

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 3 года назад +301

      Dammit, now I want a comedy centered around Medea as a tricksy antihero who's Plan A is always murder in one way or another.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 3 года назад +329

      @@JoshtheOverlander Medea: What if they...
      Crowd: Is it murder?
      Medea: No... what if they die of natural causes...
      Crowd: Yeah?
      Medea: That um... we orchestrated?
      Crowd: So its murder

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 года назад +50

      but murder is teh best plan

    • @JoshtheOverlander
      @JoshtheOverlander 3 года назад +54

      @@coolgreenbug7551 PERFECT! PRINT IT, SELL IT, MERCHANDISE IT!

    • @Dark_Boba-chan
      @Dark_Boba-chan 3 года назад +117

      Atalanta: we need a plan.
      Medea: I have a plan
      Atalanta: we're not committing murder
      Medea: *sighs* you just like to suck the fun out of everything
      Later:
      Orpheus: he's dead.
      Medea: hey! I had nothing to do with it *points a bloody dagger at him and then hides it*

  • @barleysixseventwo6665
    @barleysixseventwo6665 3 года назад +10158

    The Audio:
    “Zeus’ girlfriend of the week”
    The Captions:
    “Zeus’ victim of the week”

  • @jaeded2391
    @jaeded2391 2 года назад +4884

    Jason: Girl, you could be the Ariadne to my Theseus.
    Medea: You... want me to be the only reason you succeed on and survive your quest so that you can ditch me later?
    Jason: *sweats nervously*

    • @ishithamantripragada9514
      @ishithamantripragada9514 Год назад +281

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 Год назад +172

      @@ishithamantripragada9514 pretty much. man, the name Jason is just fuckin cursed as far as fiction is concerned.

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 Год назад +2

      Jason: No.
      Medea: OK, sure.
      Years later...
      Medea: I hate you.
      Jason: I don't care. You're useless.
      Medea: Then die by your own achievement, (bleep)!
      Jason: Yeah, right.

    • @N.I.A23
      @N.I.A23 Год назад +7

      I really can't blame Jason for cheating lol.

    • @ishithamantripragada9514
      @ishithamantripragada9514 Год назад +53

      @@N.I.A23 What! Why?

  • @CoRLex-jh5vx
    @CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад +4828

    Friendly reminder: Medea is Circe's niece.
    Makes sense.

    • @kyonaerinphwa3032
      @kyonaerinphwa3032 2 года назад +218

      EVEN BETTER

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 2 года назад +559

      Circe and Aeetes (Medea's father) are both children of Helios (God of the Sun), so that means Circe is Medea's aunt. It does make sense.

    • @TheDragonman55
      @TheDragonman55 Год назад +385

      @@Blokewood3 That explains why Medea had access to Helios's chariot.

    • @jayathakur8643
      @jayathakur8643 Год назад +17

      Yoooo😎🤟🏼

    • @deannawoolfolk4562
      @deannawoolfolk4562 Год назад +80

      And Ariadne’s Cousin ^^

  • @robertbobert9730
    @robertbobert9730 3 года назад +4514

    *Media telling Jason he’ll be crushed under the weight of his only achievement*
    Hera watching from the sidelines: Ooh let me make a note of this

    • @turnipmanz1754
      @turnipmanz1754 3 года назад +213

      I thought he was gonna get squished by a giant sandal

    • @inkwriter3736
      @inkwriter3736 3 года назад +95

      @@turnipmanz1754 lmao like a bug

    • @missria3739
      @missria3739 3 года назад +87

      Write that down, write that down!

    • @lockdown550
      @lockdown550 3 года назад +90

      Medea: You'll be crushed under the weight of your only achievement
      Jason: Proceeds to sleep under the roting weight of his only achievement

    • @gregorywiederecht
      @gregorywiederecht 3 года назад +26

      @@lockdown550 to be fair, was anyone expecting her statement to be quite that literal?

  • @bored4033
    @bored4033 3 года назад +7093

    Jason: "Hera, I thought we were freinds!"
    Hera: "that ended when you did something my husband would do"

    • @lyone2983
      @lyone2983 3 года назад +329

      THIS!!!!^^^^^ Exactly!! The entire story summed up!! Thank you!!

    • @Visplight
      @Visplight 3 года назад +640

      Yeah, Hera was probably watching Medea, sipping on wine, and saying "wreck his shit, girlfriend!"

    • @fairyflight8436
      @fairyflight8436 3 года назад +96

      Best summary of the ending

    • @henryvolt35
      @henryvolt35 3 года назад +63

      Yep that definitely feels right.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 года назад +37

      The second half of this video in a nutshell.

  • @sancturillore
    @sancturillore Год назад +1744

    Jason to Medea:
    You're just the granddaughter of Helios and a priestess of Hecate(whom even Zeus doesn't dare disrespect), that's nothing compared to a normal Greek princess.

    • @fishingmasterstudios9481
      @fishingmasterstudios9481 Год назад +151

      Jason's own idiotic logic

    • @inkedseahear
      @inkedseahear Год назад +224

      It's even more alarming when you consider the icongrophy of Medea on Helios' chariot. That shit's powerful, it got one of his son killed, and Medea just casually flies out with it.

    • @Izzyalexander-eu7fb
      @Izzyalexander-eu7fb Год назад +31

      Medea is so cool!!!😁

    • @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571
      @tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 Год назад +142

      Not just the granddaughter of Helios. Medea is a straight up demigoddess. Why? Because Aeëtes doesn't have a single drop of human blood in him. He's the son of a titan a a nymph, whose sisters are explicitly goddesses, so he's likely one himself.

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore Год назад +46

      @@tanyanikolaevagizdova6571 Just a straight up goddess herself.

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 2 года назад +3672

    Considering that Hera CONSTANTLY gets cheated on and always reserves and awful punishment for the people involved, its understandable that she'd totally be on Medea's side and be fully prepared to protect and forgive her.

    • @lolbots686
      @lolbots686 Год назад +226

      Later
      Medea:uh...so. ... definitely did some...things. ...were still good right?
      Hera:...look,my brother/hubby is a pig and a half,our family is beyond dysfunctional and the only gods not completely insane are hades,his wife and the 3 kids he has. Considering the shit you went through were good.
      Medea: allright fair enough. Spill the tea did jason suffer?
      Hera:he died via the argo.
      Medea:...thats briliant.
      Later
      Medea:anyway thats why me and jason,really hate each other.
      Zagreus:hm...you ever think its because neither of you really talked about each others issues much?
      Medea:i mean maybe? ...probably.
      Zagreus: allright well ill see you. ...*looks at zeus and hera and sighs* ...who made you come see me?
      Hera:...im not at liberty to say.
      Zagreus:blood and darkness...OK. lady hera,lord Zeus,take a seat...we are going to be here a while.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Год назад +17

      exactly!

    • @sevenrings9450
      @sevenrings9450 Год назад +63

      @@lolbots686 I mean, it’s not like Medea wasn’t attempting to tell Jason about her issues.

    • @Fummy007
      @Fummy007 Год назад +5

      Apollo saved Medea cos she was his granddaughter, not Hera.

    • @colt9836
      @colt9836 10 месяцев назад +19

      ​@@Fummy007Huh? Do you mean Helios? Meda is a niece of Cierce, and thus a granddaughter of the sun god.
      In Greek mythology, if the character isn't a demigod or an oracle, they are almost certainly a descendant of Helios.
      Why, I do not know.

  • @drowsydexy3630
    @drowsydexy3630 3 года назад +10038

    For not being Zeus's son, he sure acts like one.

    • @Thisone109
      @Thisone109 3 года назад +1045

      He acts like a Zeus son more than most actual Zeus sons.

    • @decoral
      @decoral 3 года назад +383

      Perseus and Heracles didn't really act like Zeus tbh.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 года назад +637

      @@Thisone109
      If i recall, most of Zeus' sons end up hating him at some point and make active efforts to not be like him (probably the most moral thing to do). But those who aren't his son but get godly blessings tend to steer towards becoming like him since there's no giant anti-rolemodel to give them a reminder of the awful thing that they have the potential of becoming via going mad with responsibility-free power.

    • @minskghoul
      @minskghoul 3 года назад +126

      @@decoral Heracles died because he was about to ditch his N-th wife.

    • @captainhuntank7963
      @captainhuntank7963 3 года назад +173

      its basically
      Zeus's sons: man dad is an asshole
      People blessed by zeus: we are the origin of fuckboy's

  • @captainbritain1154
    @captainbritain1154 3 года назад +1315

    "Mom, there's this bully in school and i need your hel-"
    "It's murder, the solution is murder."

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 года назад +33

      Me to my kids I'll never have.

    • @partialseriousnes6173
      @partialseriousnes6173 3 года назад +10

      Jojolion moment

    • @BlackSwordMeister
      @BlackSwordMeister 3 года назад +4

      To paraphrase the legendary orator Cicero:
      "STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!! And then...STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!"
      ...wait, wrong Cicero...

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 2 месяца назад

      @@BlackSwordMeister”RULE BREAKER!”

  • @RaeDelta
    @RaeDelta Год назад +3986

    Can we compliment how Medea successfully planed and carried out a but ton of murders, got cursed magic artefacts, secured an escape plan in the span of 24 hours and had time to spare to give a bomb ass speech to Jason about how he's a disgrace

    • @plinfan6541
      @plinfan6541 Год назад +427

      She heard "How much Damage can you do in only one day?" and accepted the challange.

    • @RaeDelta
      @RaeDelta Год назад +103

      @@plinfan6541 i aspire to one day be at her level

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 Год назад +81

      @@plinfan6541
      Her answer tae that question was clearly "Yes".

    • @charlemagne2442
      @charlemagne2442 Год назад +14

      Ok, I’m saying this so it might be seen, but, did Jason not explain the whole “ marrying the princess to protect Medea and his kids” to Medea?

    • @darthlazurus4382
      @darthlazurus4382 Год назад +56

      @@charlemagne2442
      He didn't. He wasn't thinking of anyone but himself. If it had been a scheme, Medea likely would hae had notes.

  • @jaymartin8273
    @jaymartin8273 2 года назад +1480

    Fun fact: In some versions the prow of the Argos was a gift from Hera herself and could speak to give the advice in tines of danger. So it being the part of the ship that ends up killing Jason is even MORE ironic than before :=)

    • @ConnanTheCivilized
      @ConnanTheCivilized Год назад +16

      🤔 I never realized that.

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 Год назад +43

      @@ConnanTheCivilized Yeah, there's lots of slightly different versions of all the myths floating around, each with tiny differences that can change the entire story :=)

    • @colinmerritt7645
      @colinmerritt7645 Год назад +83

      Prow: Hey, Jason?
      Jason: Yeah?
      Prow: Close your eyes for a second. I want to show you a trick.
      Jason: OK. What is it?
      Prow: *crunch*
      Hera: Heh, that always slays me.

    • @jaymartin8273
      @jaymartin8273 Год назад +6

      @@colinmerritt7645 Ha! LOL! I can see that happening :=)

    • @siddiqarizwan7718
      @siddiqarizwan7718 Год назад +3

      Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ireallyneedtherapy1126
    @ireallyneedtherapy1126 3 года назад +3163

    Jason: “Alright, what I miss?”
    The chorus: “You’ll never have child support again...”

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +55

      😅😂🤣💀. Horrible but funny lol.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +4

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    • @shanedoesyoutube8001
      @shanedoesyoutube8001 3 года назад +1

      I'm having DMC 5 Vergil vibes ok this

    • @anacromacia
      @anacromacia 3 года назад +3

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    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 года назад +3

      @@anacromacia Don’t bother responding, it’s a spam bot

  • @Emily-tv1iz
    @Emily-tv1iz 3 года назад +6924

    Hera, goddess of MARRIAGE: “I like this hero, he’s my favorite.”
    Jason: ~disregards his marriage~
    Hera: “You had ONE! JOB!”

    • @andrewfleenor7459
      @andrewfleenor7459 3 года назад +394

      No wonder Hera always seems to be cranky.

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 3 года назад +379

      I feel like at that moment Zeus just sat in a chair like Captain America did in Spider-Man Homecoming and went, "So, your chosen hero did something unbelievably stupid."

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 3 года назад +155

      @@hellocentral5551 I feel like it would be athena saying that if anyone, considering half the heroes of Greek mythology are Zeus's kids

    • @hellocentral5551
      @hellocentral5551 3 года назад +61

      @@Ian-wn5lc Yeah, but I thought most of, if not all of Athena's charges turned out okay, and just figured Zeus fathered enough tragic heroes to root for at least one of them.

    • @Ian-wn5lc
      @Ian-wn5lc 3 года назад +105

      @@hellocentral5551 Athena was great. She was also one of the people that picked up after other gods on the regular. Also the only son of Zeus I know that wasn't partially an asshole was Perseus and he's also one of the few smart heroes who decided charging headfirst into combat was stupid when sneaking was an option and when you had a magic head that could turn anything to stone.

  • @fionagibson7529
    @fionagibson7529 2 года назад +2201

    The King of Athens is probably the only unambiguously good mortal adult in this whole story. Heard what happened, offered sanctuary. He couldn’t bring Medea there himself (because politics or something) but the man knew who Medea was, knew about the murder of Jason’s uncle and Medea’s brother, among others, and he said she was welcome in Athens. That’s probably the nicest non-murdery person Medea ever encountered, honestly.

    • @kstormgeistgem461
      @kstormgeistgem461 Год назад +200

      or he was just smarter than most of the rest of them.
      be friendly with badass boss woman, get a chick that not only looks hot on your arm but Also can smoke any enemies that try to pester your kingdom.
      plus he prolly knew jason... nuff said.

    • @pagemasterartemis
      @pagemasterartemis Год назад +54

      @fionagibson eh, sorry to ruin things for you, but the king of Athens pulls a Jason, marrying Medea, only to ditch her and their son Medus, for Theseus later on 😢

    • @JediBlueDog
      @JediBlueDog Год назад +90

      @@pagemasterartemis well to be fair Medea tried to get him to murder his own son, Theseus. I think if I had a wife I trusted and then she tried to murder my long lost son I would also kick her out.

    • @msk-qp6fn
      @msk-qp6fn Год назад +57

      ​@@pagemasterartemisTrue but in this case Medea basically got trauma triggered and got murdery as soon as she realized Theseus was Aegeus's son. Not that I don't understand where she is coming from, but if she hadn't tried to kill Theseus she wouldn't have been chased away.

    • @leeh4669
      @leeh4669 Год назад +21

      @jedsultanik3093 especially since poor elderly Aegeus had come up with a whole contingency plan to find Theseus and basically told everyone that he was his last hope for Athens (he was an adult while Medea’s son was like 5) so Medea knew how much he was hoping Theseus would return. Debatable on how well that whole “sink all hopes into mystery abandoned son” plan worked out for him later though.

  • @VesperOfRoses
    @VesperOfRoses Год назад +401

    One of the last lines Medea says in the play is to Jason in regards to why she killed their children: "I hated you more than I loved them" and let me tell you, after watching a stage production of Medea, that line hits hard as fuck because at this point, Jason is on the floor bawling his eyes out while Medea's hands are covered in blood

    • @riverkoenig9673
      @riverkoenig9673 15 дней назад +7

      holy sh!t...that's insane. i just got chills.

  • @zenmaster8
    @zenmaster8 3 года назад +8686

    “Zeus punishes oathbreakers and Hera is the goddess of marriage. You might be the only thing they ever agree on.” Spot on

    • @AnimeWolf5193
      @AnimeWolf5193 3 года назад +723

      It was at this moment Jason knew... _he fucked up._

    • @345635356
      @345635356 3 года назад +614

      The only couple in Greek myth I’d fear more is Hades and Persephone, and thankfully those two are reasonable, kind, and patient...
      Zeus and Hera on the other hand... Yeaaaaaah, yikes...

    • @yumiendercat3685
      @yumiendercat3685 3 года назад +484

      “Zeus punishes oathbreakers”
      Zeus, you cheat on your wife, that HAS to be breaking some kind of oath.

    • @GSSAGE7
      @GSSAGE7 3 года назад +376

      @@yumiendercat3685 Zeus is also King of the gods. You can break any oath you want if there's nobody who can punish you for it.

    • @matthewmuir8884
      @matthewmuir8884 3 года назад +368

      @@yumiendercat3685 They never said he punishes hypocrites.

  • @tbird8166
    @tbird8166 3 года назад +2332

    “An excuse to let an ensemble cast of heroes do weird island shit for a while”
    Why has nobody told me of the existence of ancient greek One Piece

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +136

      ☝️😯.....🤔.....wait that actually genius.

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 3 года назад +80

      Or avengers...but ancient Greek, in seas, and losing casts on their way

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +40

      @@stygian8049
      They jump on and off the ship as they progress through their mythological history. The main peeps only get off the boat to attend the funerals of those whose journey is concluded.

    • @stygian8049
      @stygian8049 3 года назад +94

      @@clayxros576 the production can't keep up with herakles' high pay so they just put his name on the title and 5 minutes screentime.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 года назад +22

      @@stygian8049
      Oh I love that. Maybe get an actor to play him like one of the Marvel Chris actors to make said appearance just for the bit.

  • @studmuffin5953
    @studmuffin5953 2 года назад +893

    Jason is the literal fulfillment of “you die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer 2 года назад +23

      Jason died and Medea kept on living after destroying both her family and Jason's; who's gonna live long enough to see who become a villain now?!

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Год назад +16

      So Jason Alter is definitely a thing now?

    • @reyonXIII
      @reyonXIII Год назад +6

      @@Lemuel928 Would give Souichirou Hoshi an excuse to basically act like Black Mask Akechi in FGO, and I'm all for that

    • @siddiqarizwan7718
      @siddiqarizwan7718 Год назад +3

      N0 ALWAYS EVL

    • @Commedeshommes
      @Commedeshommes 10 месяцев назад +7

      Not Heracles tho, he lived long and still died a hero

  • @WinglessMoonstone
    @WinglessMoonstone 2 года назад +1467

    Something I just realized on my rewatch that adds a layer to this story: Jason wanted to court Glauce because she was royalty. However, his current wife, Medea, was already of royal blood, being the daughter of King Aeetes. This just goes to show that, even though Medea was royalty, he still saw her status as lower, and his feelings towards Colchis emphasizes that when he calls the place "barbarian." It could also emphasize even more that ruling is more important to him than his marriage, as Medea being exiled means there's no throne for him to inherit, despite his wife having royal blood. And even if he could inherit it, again he thinks if the place as "barbaric."

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +6

      So on top of being an adulterer, a gaslighter, and a complete douche, he's also a racist! Charming.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 года назад +122

      @@Silverwind87
      To be fair, everyone was racist back then _especially_ the Greeks. Unless you were a king yourself, taking a foreign bride was downright scandalous in Greece.

    • @georgiancountryball202
      @georgiancountryball202 2 года назад +39

      Yeah georgia gave many thing to Greeks and greeks gave many things to Georgians and calling us barbarians is an absolute idiotic thing we were one of the most developed civilizations behind old greeks persians and Chinese

    • @WinglessMoonstone
      @WinglessMoonstone 2 года назад +15

      @@georgiancountryball202 Interesting! What was your country's daily living like in ancient times compared to those two countries?

    • @georgiancountryball202
      @georgiancountryball202 2 года назад +21

      @@WinglessMoonstone well it was hard most of our people lived in mountains and small villages yeah Georgians were still new to all the fighting and stuff and because of that we didn't have copious amount of castles that we got after gaining independence from the Persians so it was normal people lived with normal lives in villages and everything was peaceful cholchis even had some Greek citys on its shore that were outposts welcomed by Georgians I even think it was better living there than in China because all the war collapse and stuff and to be honest that was the only period were Georgians had a good time of peace

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 3 года назад +4312

    I like how Hera is explicitly saying that she *would* help more heroes if the majority of them weren't Zeus' bastards xD

    • @lyone2983
      @lyone2983 3 года назад +304

      Let's be fair I doubt any woman would help her husband's affairs in anything. Just because she's a goddess doesn't mean she owes anyone anything. Jason is the biggest dumbass, he forgot who favored him and that there are conditions.

    • @adamwu4565
      @adamwu4565 3 года назад +384

      @@lyone2983 IIRC the myth correctly, it's never made clear if Jason ever even KNEW he had Hera's favour. There are versions of the myth where it's never mentioned that Hera ever revealed herself to him after he won her favour by helping her while she was disguised as the old woman, and she just helped him in secret the whole time, and Jason went on assuming that every time he got out of some predicament because she intervened to help him, he did it all himself, and he was just THAT good, steadily swelling his ego the whole time.

    • @adora_ble_
      @adora_ble_ 3 года назад +231

      @Adam Wu That makes his downfall in the play make even more sense! With his ego gradually swelling and swelling, he definitely wouldn't be happy not being able to be royalty.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 3 года назад +26

      @@lyone2983
      Too freaking true

    • @owo5869
      @owo5869 3 года назад +57

      @@adora_ble_ He lost his royalty and that’s his whole motivation for the deeds he’s done. There’s a bit of nuance here.

  • @judgmentalanimal
    @judgmentalanimal 3 года назад +2973

    Most tragedies in a nutshell: “I’m gonna do this obviously dumb thing, what could go wrong!”

    • @laurengarcialeavitt7976
      @laurengarcialeavitt7976 3 года назад +89

      Protagonist: nothing can go wrong!
      * Everything goes wrong*
      Protagonist: except for that, that went wrong.

    • @notthebest2968
      @notthebest2968 3 года назад +55

      Lets piss of the gods!
      -Greek hero probably

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 3 года назад +70

      "Oh no! the consequences of my actions!"

    • @crafty7angel
      @crafty7angel 3 года назад +15

      People in fables never read fables themselves smh 🙄✋

    • @akshatsharma8787
      @akshatsharma8787 3 года назад +26

      Jason (probably): Ha, I have PLOT ARMORRR!!!
      Medea: Nope. No you don't.

  • @helenskinner9699
    @helenskinner9699 2 года назад +423

    I like the idea that Medea is still out there somewhere, as she never canonical dies.

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Год назад +91

      She probably ended up moving to Russia where she became Baba Yaga. lol

    • @WooffzTheCoon
      @WooffzTheCoon Год назад +51

      @@videogollumerMYTHOLOGY HEADCANNON TIME

    • @videogollumer
      @videogollumer Год назад

      @@WooffzTheCoon That was just my way of saying that Medea is a wicked witch. She practices witchcraft and she's a detached murderer; she more than fits the bill.

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 7 месяцев назад +7

      Medea is just like Polka; both never die

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@videogollumeroh god, that would be pure horror

  • @imnoorrs5095
    @imnoorrs5095 2 года назад +399

    The part about Jason’s comparison of Madea gets weirdly funny if it’s in a story where Theseus is part of the argonauts. Like “Yeah babe you totally remind me of that lady my boy Theseus screwed over that one time.”

    • @leeh4669
      @leeh4669 Год назад +38

      Or if Theseus sees her later in Athens and is like “Wow, you look JUST like this girl who killed her brother for this dude I sailed with! Ever been to Corinth?”
      Medea: “Okay, yeah, time to die.”

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 4 месяца назад +10

      Also, Ariadne and Medea are cousins.

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Blokewood3 Awkward.

  • @morelikeabitc-7241
    @morelikeabitc-7241 3 года назад +10637

    Imagine having HERA HERSELF set you up with a powerful, hot, rich girl and then you cheat on her cause ‘haha hot girl is hot’

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 года назад +1500

      You’d have to be very, VERY, stupid to, especially when the someone in question you cheat on is the niece of Circe and granddaughter of Helios and you know is a powerful sorceress who has no problem with murder. And Jason was very very stupid

    • @morelikeabitc-7241
      @morelikeabitc-7241 3 года назад +686

      @@adeleaslan8182 the only reason he didn’t live with the guilt of murdering a bunch of people was cause Circe was like “oh cool my niece”

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 3 года назад +246

      @@morelikeabitc-7241 for real, Jason’s biggest accomplishment was getting women to do his work and look good

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 3 года назад +355

      To be fair, Hera making Medea fall in love with Jason against her will led to Medea losing access to her family fortune.

    • @alexanderguerrero347
      @alexanderguerrero347 3 года назад +206

      To be fair Jason didn’t cheat because he was attracted to another woman. He cheated because he was a king without a kingdom. He wanted to be a king because it was his birthright that’s why he went on the Argo to begin with. It was his whole goal in life

  • @mayoandbananasandwich6527
    @mayoandbananasandwich6527 3 года назад +2919

    “Honey have you been cheating on me?”
    “Yes...”
    *Murders his children* “Now say sorry”

    • @jinjay354
      @jinjay354 3 года назад +103

      Gosh I hate it when that happens

    • @NatashaPuteri
      @NatashaPuteri 3 года назад +181

      Zeus and Hera's Relationship In A Nutshell

    • @reaperking2121
      @reaperking2121 3 года назад +37

      Your name takes this comment from funny to god teir.

    • @nowhereman6019
      @nowhereman6019 3 года назад +4

      Wimen, amirite?

    • @molliescrizisbryck797
      @molliescrizisbryck797 3 года назад +12

      @@reaperking2121 g-god teir?

  • @rayn0577
    @rayn0577 2 года назад +653

    Given how the gods (and Hera specifically) are usually depicted as being pretty down to murder anyone who pisses them off, Medea’s actions can be seen as her carrying out their will.

    • @KillerQueen-gx4vb
      @KillerQueen-gx4vb Год назад +16

      Not all the gods. The furies had a moral code. Technically, the furies should have gone after Medea.

    • @choryllis6646
      @choryllis6646 Год назад +48

      @@KillerQueen-gx4vb The job of the furies is to relentlessly hound those who have committed crimes. It doesn't matter how many or how dire the crime is, if you commit a crime you will be hunted by them. Now, Medea was cleansed both by Circe and herself from all of her crimes by the end of her play, so the furies would no longer target her. Jason, on the other hand, has not been cleansed from his crime of adultery.
      So, I can't agree that the furies would go after Medea for what she did. I think they would be far more likely to hound Jason. Medea is cleansed; Jason is not.

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 3 месяца назад +3

      @@KillerQueen-gx4vb The furies saw Medea as morally justified. She even said to Jason, good luck trying to convincing them to go after her. Moreover, Medea could just cleanse her sin.

  • @Katherine_The_Okay
    @Katherine_The_Okay Год назад +151

    "Jason compares her to Ariadne helping Theseus." That probably should have been her first red flag...

    • @trickster80
      @trickster80 9 месяцев назад +8

      Theseus could have been one of the Argonauts so I bet if Medea pointed it out he’d be like “He never told me that part, are you sure that happened?”

  • @charredtodeath2205
    @charredtodeath2205 3 года назад +7209

    Red: "...Zeus' girlfriend of the week."
    Subtitles: "Zeus' victim of the week."
    _wheezes_

    • @haewonchoi2752
      @haewonchoi2752 2 года назад +254

      It’s not wrong 👀

    • @decoral
      @decoral 2 года назад +215

      Considering how Zeus's affairs usually turn out, I'm not surprised😂

    • @crimsonterror5795
      @crimsonterror5795 2 года назад +103

      0:32 For those looking for the line.

    • @playfulwriter9796
      @playfulwriter9796 2 года назад +38

      I literally chocked on my laughter

    • @not_kermit3737
      @not_kermit3737 2 года назад +32

      What's the difference?!

  • @jessicaherron8940
    @jessicaherron8940 3 года назад +2343

    "Could it be you're craving my McNuggies?" Why is this so funny?

    • @Stargazeer
      @Stargazeer 3 года назад +101

      YEah it's beyond cursed

    • @lucytibbits9892
      @lucytibbits9892 3 года назад +83

      I sent a screencap of that moment to my boyfriend in an attempt to confuse him. The attempt was successful.

    • @No_Sense_Of_Self
      @No_Sense_Of_Self 3 года назад +6

      Lolllll

    • @thewonderlander1372
      @thewonderlander1372 3 года назад +5

      Wait what? What’s the time stamp ? lol

    • @TheOldOwl8
      @TheOldOwl8 3 года назад +19

      Because we are all shitposting meme lords.

  • @Lotus3981
    @Lotus3981 Год назад +96

    the "Get wrecked boat boy" had me absolutely wheezing

  • @osontung2630
    @osontung2630 Год назад +130

    Gotta love the fact that despite Medea's murderiness, she never murdered Jason

    • @kyrab7914
      @kyrab7914 10 месяцев назад +46

      She wanted him to suffer

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 5 месяцев назад +16

      Living to see the hell that you spawn is a worse torture than death

    • @kingace6186
      @kingace6186 3 месяца назад +5

      That's because the writer of this myth was presenting it to an all male audience. Ancient Greek men weren't very keen on the idea of justified mariticide because many of them were abusive to their wives, themselves.
      Besides condemning someone to self-torture is much better than killing them.

  • @roguerambles4387
    @roguerambles4387 3 года назад +1622

    “The King and the Princess are dead and they’re blaming you and kids!”
    “Ooh, spill the tea! Did she suffer? Tell me she suffered.”
    I laughed for like a full minute 😅

    • @TheSUGA1202
      @TheSUGA1202 3 года назад +12

      Ewhat kind of poison do you think she used to cover the clothing?

    • @huh2726
      @huh2726 3 года назад +16

      @@TheSUGA1202 Maybe concentrated sulphuric acid ? The stuff burns, and touching it will definitely harm someone

    • @smolzeg7446
      @smolzeg7446 3 года назад +2

      *boom*

    • @themera8921
      @themera8921 3 года назад +5

      @@TheSUGA1202 hydra blood, maybe (─.─||

    • @danielmclellan1522
      @danielmclellan1522 3 года назад +1

      I've watched ENTIRELY too much of the stuff by Project Mouthwash and their affiliates (Nat19, Let Them Play Games, Something Witty, etc.) because I totally heard that line in UBW Abridged Caster's voice.

  • @Blackstormeagle
    @Blackstormeagle 3 года назад +1892

    Jason: "I know I ruined everything and screwed everyone over, but AVENGE ME!"
    Gods: "lolnope"

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 3 года назад +60

      Hera: “I gave you a hot, smart, powerful wife and you cheated on her. As queen of the gods and your patron goddess, I’m gonna go with a “No” on this one.”

    • @hellothere702
      @hellothere702 3 года назад +11

      @@Grim_Sister I like to imagine that after he died Hera made a special trip to the underworld to explain in excruciating detail how much he fucked up

    • @reyonXIII
      @reyonXIII 3 года назад +20

      ​@@hellothere702
      Hades: Sis, pretty rare to see you down here. Knowing you guys, you're not just here to see me and Persie, are you? (sigh) What did our brother do now?
      Hera: No, he's clean...this time. But I do have some beef with someone here. I don't suppose, out of all the shades who end up down here everyday, you'd know a "Jason".
      Hades: Jason, lessee....ah, yeah him. He probably deserves whatever you wanna do to him, but please don't make a mess.
      Hera: Oh don't worry, I just wanna rub it in his face how much he screwed the pooch by wanting to screw some girl that's not the one I basically gift wrapped to him.
      (Hera finds Jason's shade and she basically does the "Think, Jason, Think!" routine on him)

  • @Martyrette
    @Martyrette 2 года назад +255

    The Argonauts are literally a D&D party.
    Hercules - Barbarian
    Jason - Fighter
    Atalanta - Ranger
    Medea - Wizard
    Orpheus - Bard

    • @Blokewood3
      @Blokewood3 2 года назад +36

      In some versions Autolycus might be there too, in which case he'd be the rogue.

    • @redblushinrose
      @redblushinrose 9 месяцев назад +6

      A Madea's and Jason's breakup was because the players broke up to

    • @phelanii4444
      @phelanii4444 8 месяцев назад +14

      I think sorcerer fits Medea more, since she was a granddaughter of Helios, who's other female offspring also had a penchant for magic (see Circe).

    • @benikujaku4567
      @benikujaku4567 4 месяца назад +2

      And then Heracles is left on an island because he's way too optimized for the rest of the party and makes the campaign unfun.

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 2 месяца назад +1

      TIL orpheus was an argonaut

  • @Kerosiin
    @Kerosiin Год назад +117

    Hera : This one looks fun, hope he doesn’t che-
    Jason : *cheats*
    Hera : …just fucking kick his ass

  • @ScoutLaViolette
    @ScoutLaViolette 3 года назад +2153

    "He compares her to Ariadne helping Theseus through the Minotaur's maze."
    GIRL THAT’S A RED FLAG-

    • @Duiker36
      @Duiker36 3 года назад +282

      "So you're setting me up with Dionysus?"

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 3 года назад +83

      Before Thesus is even born

    • @marconarvaez9871
      @marconarvaez9871 3 года назад +90

      Hey, at least she didn't get replaced with a child like Ariadne.

    • @chiaracoetzee
      @chiaracoetzee 3 года назад +67

      I'm told the Minotaur loved red flags.

    • @jamesbedwell8793
      @jamesbedwell8793 2 года назад +29

      @@mvalthegamer2450 Yeah the timeline is a bit wonky, sometimes Theseus is an Argonaut, sometimes he is earlier, sometimes he is later. Hurray for unmodified oral traditions!

  • @theluminaryofthestars4181
    @theluminaryofthestars4181 Год назад +85

    “Jason compares Medea to Ariadne helping Theseus.”
    Me, knowing the context behind that bullshit:
    *He’s leaving her in three, two, one-*

  • @kinghoenn3478
    @kinghoenn3478 Год назад +208

    So out of all the Heroes the only one I can think of that Hera would absolutely adore is Odysseus. He wasn't a bastard born from Zeus which is already a huge starting point. He was intelligent, a family man, and incredibly loyal to his wife. Shunning all the other women that threw themselves at him but he remained faithful to his true love.

    • @fangsabre
      @fangsabre 10 месяцев назад +83

      Also like the marriage bed made of s living tree thing.
      Honestly now that I think of it I'm surprised Hera isn't involved with that whole myth cuz like Penelope's whole thing is that shes trying to reject the suitors and stay faithful to her husband as well.
      Honestly im surprised Hera didn't like drag Poseidon away by the ear for continuing to ruin the most healthy monogamous relationship in ancient Greece

    • @ariake18
      @ariake18 10 месяцев назад +21

      Except the part where he had a son with Circe that ended up being the death of him.

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 8 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@ariake18That's only some versions of the story.

    • @jamesgreen4212
      @jamesgreen4212 6 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@fangsabre her brother Hades & Persephone be like 🙄 (yes yes we know he kidnapped her buuuttT)

    • @daviddaugherty2816
      @daviddaugherty2816 5 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@ariake18 also in these versions Circe often coerces him into sleeping with her while Calypso straight-up bewitches him until the gods tell her to knock it off.

  • @GhostBear3067
    @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +1963

    Jason: "So how much murder will this involve?"
    Medea: "Yes."

    • @rainfyre2694
      @rainfyre2694 3 года назад +1

      I thought that said Japan for a second.

    • @mikaelste-marie1275
      @mikaelste-marie1275 3 года назад +6

      That like 90 % of D&D (or any TTRPG) plan.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +6

      @@mikaelste-marie1275 UNLEASH THE MURDER HOBOS!!!

  • @rincewindXIV
    @rincewindXIV 3 года назад +1747

    "The plan is murder"
    Every D&D game i ever played.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 3 года назад +99

      If you think about it, if one doesn't consider the Argo a home, then Jason and the Argonauts might be one of the earliest tellings of a DnD murderhobo story filled with failed skill rolls at the worst times.

    • @anarchicpancake2840
      @anarchicpancake2840 3 года назад +14

      i once launched a magic missile at a poor goblin who was just armed with bow and arrow, i decimated the poor thing

    • @simoneangeliquemaloney3990
      @simoneangeliquemaloney3990 3 года назад +2

      Every game I started... when I have the opinion

    • @user-on7jo8nu2y
      @user-on7jo8nu2y 3 года назад +10

      @@joshuakim5240 imagine being a bunch of low tier trash classes and betraying the only wizard on the team.

    • @appelofdoom8211
      @appelofdoom8211 3 года назад +4

      ​ @יובל רוט Or leaving behind easily your most competent martial party member

  • @micaldomlancer1494
    @micaldomlancer1494 2 года назад +189

    These two stories sound great.
    Story 1: Medea is a hero because she is a powerful sorceress who is will to kill people to achieve her goals.
    Story 2: Medea is an anti-hero or villain because she is a powerful sorceress who is will to kill people to achieve her goals.

  • @aynDRAWS
    @aynDRAWS Год назад +179

    Jason kept trying to prove how amazing he was, and how much he doesn't need Medea, but he literally has one myth that you can't tell without her. Meanwhile, his wife that he "didn't need" has multiple and her story can be told without him

  • @EmperorTigerstar
    @EmperorTigerstar 3 года назад +20150

    The chorus singing “Get wrecked, boat boy” had me laughing in tears.

    • @solocca5436
      @solocca5436 3 года назад +178

      Oh, hello! What a pleasant surprise to see you here.

    • @Beat9
      @Beat9 3 года назад +29

      Fancy seeing you here

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 3 года назад +15

      Wait when does that happen?

    • @sebastienvondoom8615
      @sebastienvondoom8615 3 года назад +31

      @@celtofcanaanesurix2245 12:08

    • @balrogdahomie
      @balrogdahomie 3 года назад +66

      Up there in the pantheon of Powerful Boy Comebacks, alongside “Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy”

  • @PramkLuna
    @PramkLuna 3 года назад +792

    Jason: Watches his life crumbling around him
    Chorus: *G E T W R E C K E D B O A T B O Y*

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад +49

      Jason, one of the few Greek "heroes" whose punishment in Dante's Inferno was TOTALLY warranted.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 3 года назад +3

      @@WraythSkitzofrenik what would his punishment be?

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад +32

      @@pogfection787 He ended up in the first chasm of the malebolge being chased by demons with whips and flogs, called a pimp and a seducer.

    • @Punaparta
      @Punaparta 3 года назад +15

      @@pogfection787 He was in the Malebolge, the Eighth Circle, reserved for those guilty of fraud. Specifically, he was found in the First Bolgia, in which "panderers and seducers" are forced to march forever while demons scourge them. This is justified by him not only seducing and using Medea, but also doing the same to Queen Hypsipyle of Lemnos before her.
      Longfellow's translation:
      And the good Master, without my inquiring,
      ⁠Said to me: "See that tall one who is coming,
      ⁠And for his pain seems not to shed a tear;
      Still what a royal aspect he retains!
      ⁠That Jason is, who by his heart and cunning
      ⁠The Colchians of the Ram made destitute.
      He by the isle of Lemnos passed along
      ⁠After the daring women pitiless
      ⁠Had unto death devoted all their males.
      There with his tokens and with ornate words
      ⁠Did he deceive Hypsipyle, the maiden
      ⁠Who first, herself, had all the rest deceived.
      There did he leave her pregnant and forlorn;
      ⁠Such sin unto such punishment condemns him,
      ⁠And also for Medea is vengeance done.
      With him go those who in such wise deceive;
      ⁠And this sufficient be of the first valley
      ⁠To know, and those that in its jaws it holds."

    • @hanykhalil2264
      @hanykhalil2264 3 года назад +3

      @@WraythSkitzofrenik he didn’t put Jason in hell because he was a deceiver because he deceived Medea. He put him in hell like allot of other greek heroes because he was greek. For some reason Dante had a real fetish for hating greeks and their notable heroes. One reason is because he was Italian and “ roman excellence” or whatever. Let’s not forget this is the man who made an entire epic story about his imaginary hell, purgatory, and heaven just so he could find a women who he might as well as have met once. And then loves her until he dies. Not exactly the best judge of character here. Great fiction writing but not great character.

  • @foamandfog3112
    @foamandfog3112 2 года назад +98

    I love the subtle nod to the characters with lineage from Helios. Kirke’s, Medea’s, and The king of Colchis all have yellow eyes

  • @Dark_Boba-chan
    @Dark_Boba-chan 2 года назад +656

    Moral of the story: never discuss divorce/infidelity when your yandere sorceress wife is in ear shot.
    Or just don't marry Jason

    • @peterwhite6415
      @peterwhite6415 Год назад +52

      Nope, the only real moral is "Never go to Greece, and if your in there, Leave as soon as posisble."
      Your in danger wether your married or single, truthfull or deceitfull, good or bad, man or woman... very few people have peacefull lifes and thos who do often get target by the Gods Bullshit or by the Heros Bullshit.

    • @torazely
      @torazely Год назад +36

      @@peterwhite6415 "never go to Greece unless your name is Perseus"

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 Год назад +13

      Moral of the story: Go insane in Greece if you can.

    • @adamloga3788
      @adamloga3788 10 месяцев назад +8

      Further moral: Always remember those who have contributed to your success. Jason screwed up when he screwed over both of the women who were behind his glory.

    • @JimBob4233
      @JimBob4233 9 месяцев назад +4

      Or discuss it _with_ her, rather than behind her back

  • @dr.endy2932
    @dr.endy2932 3 года назад +1592

    "It's murder, the plan is murder" "Boinking in progress" "We could make a religion out of this"
    Oh, red, you're the reason I'm so into mythology

  • @sluvcua
    @sluvcua 3 года назад +4789

    "And then caught fire. That's a hell of a poison"
    Me taking notes for my next D&D session.

    • @jamesbedwell8793
      @jamesbedwell8793 2 года назад +202

      If you want extra spice for your poison, the servants initially think Glauke is being possessed by Pan and they're happy because the ecstasy of Pan is a good thing I think? Then when she sets on fire they are all suddenly horrified.
      Also there's a vivid description of the death of Creon (Glauke's dad) which Red completely glosses over because it's nasty. He gets stuck to her and basically tears himself apart trying to pull himself off.

    • @josephperez2004
      @josephperez2004 2 года назад +90

      Medea's Murder Marinade: For when you want a poison that burns in more ways than one.

    • @harryguidotti3815
      @harryguidotti3815 2 года назад +22

      Poison of Vehement Flammability

    • @Sharkakaka
      @Sharkakaka 2 года назад +19

      Remember that you can also say that refined basilisk blood can be used as poison that turns people into stone

    • @gmosphere
      @gmosphere 2 года назад +9

      @TK Wallace isn't that just napalm?

  • @matthewfernandez2698
    @matthewfernandez2698 2 года назад +46

    So let me get this straight...
    Jason's evil uncle kills his father and presumably every male related to him, and takes the throne.
    Yet somehow...
    Jason killing his evil uncle to take back the throne disqualifies him?

  • @samfisher6606
    @samfisher6606 2 года назад +92

    I love the idea of a Jason and the Argonauts movie that after it ditches Heracles, periodically cuts back to him for like 5-10 seconds at a time for a running cutaway gag

    • @toxicdemon1315
      @toxicdemon1315 4 месяца назад +5

      Heracles: "OK so last they saw them they were here, and I'm here... God this gonna take so long..."

  • @justmanny3130
    @justmanny3130 3 года назад +1540

    The story of Jason and Medea is basically just “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain”

    • @troublemaker1778
      @troublemaker1778 3 года назад +110

      Funny how it works for both people huh

    • @idnyftw
      @idnyftw 3 года назад +48

      a lot of Greek stuff is like this

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 года назад +11

      Option #2 please!

    • @Darkman-ug2he
      @Darkman-ug2he 3 года назад +21

      @@ecurewitz Option #2: you live happy ever after ... as King and Queen of the Underworld. And terrifyingly dispose anyone who even so much tries to seduce your beloved

    • @ecurewitz
      @ecurewitz 3 года назад +3

      @@Darkman-ug2he And why didn't Jason think of that. He's such a dumbass

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 3 года назад +4648

    Jason being crushed under the falling prow of the rotting Argo is all the funnier when you remember the figurehead on the prow of the Argo WAS AN IMAGE OF HERA. Hera was so miffed at Jason she DROPPED A STATUE OF HERSELF ON HIM. Given how anal the greek pantheon are about desecration and destruction of their images, he had to have managed some SERIOUS Hera-rage for that to happen!
    And, for the record, before anyone points it out, this is from a more hollywoodized version of the legend where the figurehead of the Argo was on the back... along with its prow.
    I prefer to think of it as being this version because the thought of a guy who pissed of Hera to such an extreme degree being squished to death under a big wooden statue of Hera is too ironically hilarious.

    • @PS-dm1dq
      @PS-dm1dq 3 года назад +280

      This is the version of the story I heard way back in the day, and it's still the one I cling to. It's just too poetic justice that he literally got squished by Hera she was so DONE with him after he screwed over his wife

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 3 года назад +170

      I heard that it might not have been the prow, but the magically enchanted-by-Hera mast that used to be a guiding voice in the trip for the Golden fleece. Either way he got crushed by the most substantial parts of the boat that was decorated by Hera.

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 3 года назад +236

      @@cgkase6210
      Zeus: (readies lightning)
      Hera: "Nonono, honey... I got something better. Besides, you get to smite people all the time. Let me have a turn."
      (Hera drops the chunk of the Argo on Jason. Zeus stares a moment, thinks, and then they both just start laughing hysterically.)
      Zeus: "You know, I might get with other ladies, but THIS is why I married YOU."

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 3 года назад +26

      @@GuukanKitsune dude 😅😂🤣💀

    • @cynthiaanderson6410
      @cynthiaanderson6410 2 года назад +39

      Huh. I wonder if that’s why Rick Riordian had Annabeth get a statue of Hera dropped on her.

  • @vowgallant4049
    @vowgallant4049 2 года назад +148

    The poetic irony of Jason being killed by the argo is so delicious.

  • @theholyduck5520
    @theholyduck5520 Год назад +75

    Medea actually should have been in very big trouble for killing her kids, as kin-slaying was one of the crimes that would call down the Furies and their inescapable torment on your head. Unless Athena's whole, "killing your mother isn't kin-slaying because the woman is just the field the seed is planted in" bullshit applies here, too.

    • @YouveBeenMegged
      @YouveBeenMegged Год назад +40

      I mean, considering that *all* the murder she did was basically pre-approved and endorsed by the gods already, that’s probably why she got a pass.

    • @daisyperez6708
      @daisyperez6708 11 месяцев назад +36

      It's possibly due to Hera's guilt of forcing her to fall in love with Jason. She didn't have any feelings until Hera put those on her. So it's basically Hera indirectly killing those kids

    • @mariannegracebendita1650
      @mariannegracebendita1650 10 месяцев назад +28

      That's true but a good theory would be that, that could only apply to demigods and humans because...you know human blood. Medea on the other hand is not human at all, her father is the son of the titan of the sun, helios and an oceanid while her mother Idyia is also an oceanid which are daughters of the titan of the ocean. Not to mention she is a priestess of Hecate a powerful titan with ties to the sky, ocean, and undersorld.
      I mean she literally has connections at the highest ( and lowest) places

    • @JeantheSecond
      @JeantheSecond 10 месяцев назад +21

      Circe can cleanse her of the guilt for murdering family. Again.

    • @melvinfranco2142
      @melvinfranco2142 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@mariannegracebendita1650Nice thing to know.

  • @stevenstice6683
    @stevenstice6683 3 года назад +979

    Medea: "Then I give him his ship back... right on top of him."
    Chorus: "He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame. If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I betcha you would have done the same!"

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 3 года назад +98

      Now I want a cover of this with some of the wronged women in Greek mythology. We got Medea, Ariadne, and Helen so far. I vote Penelope for Hunyak (the one woman who didn't murder her husband).

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 года назад +24

      @@animeotaku307 Can’t forget Clytemnestra

    • @animeotaku307
      @animeotaku307 3 года назад +17

      @@josephheiskell3493 I guess it depends on what her thoughts are. She could also be pissed that Orpheus didn’t follow the one rule given to him.

    • @Matheus-ql7mn
      @Matheus-ql7mn 3 года назад +6

      @@animeotaku307 Oh! She's the POP one!

    • @TheRedname
      @TheRedname 3 года назад +21

      @@animeotaku307 If you want a wronged woman, you really cannot (and I mean seriously, try to find someone who has it worse) go past Cassandra.

  • @armanmahmood9783
    @armanmahmood9783 2 года назад +5052

    Zeus: I’ve never seen you this invested in a hero
    Hera: He’s not your kid, di-
    Jason: **cheats on Medea**
    Hera: WHO JINXED IT/

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 2 года назад +260

      Zeus: You sure?

    • @hideyourchocobars7353
      @hideyourchocobars7353 2 года назад +54

      Pffft hahaha

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 2 года назад +128

      Hades:”Sorry Hera, but this is on you.”

    • @sklaWlivE
      @sklaWlivE 2 года назад +136

      Mythologically, if someone is fucking with Hera and it's NOT Zeus, the usual suspects would be Aphrodite and/or Discord...and I could totally see Aphrodite shipping Jason and Glauce over Medea, and setting the two up while Discord just laughs and laughs and laughs in the background, the entire time.
      Medea isn't the type of hero that Aphrodite goes for...she's too clever and strong-willed, like Psyche...Medea is more Athena's cup of tea, being a strategic planner, highly skilled in various arts, and passing her trials through metis (cunning/brilliance/mental strength) like Odysseus.
      Kind of little wonder then, that Euripedes has Medea find shelter in Athens, Athena's patron-city, at the end of the play (besides the fact that Euripedes had almost all of his main characters find shelter in Athens after their tragedies, like Heracles, because Euripedes was an Athenian playing to an Athenian audience and used the other citystates and Greek kingdoms as allegories for socio-political issues going on in Athens, like Star Trek uses aliens and planets-of-the-week for tackling real issues and events).

    • @armanmahmood9783
      @armanmahmood9783 2 года назад +66

      @@sklaWlivE oooh interesting!
      Also, I can see it now
      Hera and Zeus both raging, Aphrodite wondering how it all ended so badly and Eris (goddess of discord) just laughing her head off in the background-

  • @kaitlinowens2714
    @kaitlinowens2714 Год назад +88

    Considering Jason says that he should have taken her being willing to kill her family as a red flag, Medea should have seen him comparing her to Ariadne, a girl who also got ditched by the man she helped as a red flag.
    Also Jason your patron goddess is the goddess of marriage and family, how did you not see you abandoning your wife and children for another woman going badly!

  • @ncbgaming1159
    @ncbgaming1159 2 года назад +49

    I like how Heracles' role in the Argonautica is like the guy in the Bachelor party who gets lost and you don't see him until the end of the night

  • @tumach4796
    @tumach4796 3 года назад +1808

    Jason: "I'll set the Furies on you!"
    Medea: "I'm a woman scorned. I outrank them."

    • @laurenkirby97
      @laurenkirby97 3 года назад +197

      I read this as furries and was stricken with horror for a moment before rereading it

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 3 года назад +82

      That is an excellent pun, and i thank you for it

    • @whatverse1464
      @whatverse1464 3 года назад +27

      @@laurenkirby97 ok, so it wasn't just me

    • @melissaharris3389
      @melissaharris3389 3 года назад +70

      Once Jason broke his vows to her Maeda becomes like a fury; taking divine vengeance in Hera's name.

    • @Originalguineapigmaster
      @Originalguineapigmaster 3 года назад +3

      @@laurenkirby97 SAME 😭😭😭

  • @psychosocial50able
    @psychosocial50able 3 года назад +1869

    Jason: "what could possibly go wrong"
    Everyone: literally everything

  • @kae5717
    @kae5717 2 года назад +81

    I loved this video so much! Medea's long been my favorite myth lady for reasons even I couldn't nail down, given that I'd only encountered her in vague summary and later Euripides. It's strange and almost funny to realize that, apparently, she was in the right for most of things: obeyed the gods, kept her oaths, did what she had to (can't condone the childmurder deal but the play.. does give proper context decently at least. Oof though). Being pulled out of there by the literal sun chariot itself is ABSOLUTE proof that the gods still favored her more than anyone else in that story.
    Also great job to Jason for forgetting that she's literally priestess AND granddaughter of Helios (who is son of a primordial TITAN, hello), therefore niece to other phenomenal sorceress Circe, and also a princess in her own right even if she isn't a Greek princess. Sir, she had WAY more to offer you than unlucky Glaucis.
    When I was a kid and didn't get the nuances, I felt bad for him getting bonked by his own boat. Now? He deserved it.

    • @kennethhwang3425
      @kennethhwang3425 2 года назад +16

      Theia's bloodline produced a surprising number of powerful witches: Circe, Pasiphea, Aeetes, Medea. You'd think Jadon would have known better than deceiving people with that kind of lineage and patronage (Hecate). By divinity rank alone, her patron deity outrank his.

  • @Indie_Calls
    @Indie_Calls 2 года назад +76

    After watching several times, I realized that only Medea got the love arrow, but not Jason. I don't know if the mythos states that it works with one person getting the love arrow or both, but I think that entire tragedy could've been averted if Hera had just told Eros to hit Jason as well. Never know with Ancient Greece and all 🤷‍♀️

  • @PennTankerGuy
    @PennTankerGuy 3 года назад +410

    Jason: "The gods will damn you, Medea!"
    The Gods: "No we won't. Fuck him up, queen."
    Medea: "Lol"

    • @ConcernedAboutCrows
      @ConcernedAboutCrows 3 года назад +68

      Said to Medea, granddaughter of the sun, in a flying chariot sent by the gods, exiting in a literal Deus ex machina. Medea who is also a priestess of Hecate. That Medea will be punished by the gods.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 года назад +20

      The gods: After looking over the case files, you sir Jason. Are beyond our help. This whole shebang because you cheated on her first.

    • @ScarletStarManor
      @ScarletStarManor 3 года назад +3

      Just pushes the fact:
      Gods are shitty, to another level.

    • @Doublemonk0506
      @Doublemonk0506 3 года назад +9

      The chorus: ♪ You f**ked up, boat boy♪ ♪3, 2, 1♪
      *Cue a Tim Burton Oompa Loompa song*

    • @lissaquon607
      @lissaquon607 3 года назад +1

      @@ConcernedAboutCrows Yeeeeaaa Jason really really underestimated his own importance in this situation.

  • @anselmareich3549
    @anselmareich3549 3 года назад +1022

    Jason, at the end of the play: "Oh no, being an arsehole to a powerful sorceress, who's the granddaughter of the sun Titan and abandoned everything to constantly save my arse, came back to bite me!"

    • @louparis1909
      @louparis1909 3 года назад +69

      She is also the nice of Circe, another powerful sorceress.

    • @jonathanphillips3052
      @jonathanphillips3052 3 года назад +82

      @@louparis1909 yeah...also jason is like one of the very few heroes who does not have some direct divine blood connection. this is very much a case of jason being more than a little screwed in this kind of situation. like seriously, he should have just been happy with medea and maybe go see circe again to try and get that whole accessory to crime thing clensed. but Nope. jason you absolute dingus.

    • @theartisthasarrived
      @theartisthasarrived 3 года назад +3

      "arse" you german or something?

    • @Cheezbuckets
      @Cheezbuckets 3 года назад +19

      Jason: Oh no! Consequences to my actions! My only weakness!

    • @oculttheexegaming2509
      @oculttheexegaming2509 3 года назад +6

      @@theartisthasarrived That's British though.

  • @lilughigliotto3032
    @lilughigliotto3032 2 года назад +107

    4:13 a curious fact: Jason have another “Ariadne”, Hypsipyle, the literal granddaughter of Ariadne. Queen of Lemnos, Jason left her pregnant with twins and with promises of come back. Hypsipyle never seen him again because he dies before that

  • @smartguy458
    @smartguy458 2 года назад +31

    I learned a few days ago that Medea was the only woman that Zeus popped a boner for, but didn't force himself onto her after she refused him not wanting to incur Hera's wrath. Because of that, Hera offered to make her children immortal.

  • @RiN_edits
    @RiN_edits 3 года назад +1958

    Would love a running gag of: "Murder. The solution is murder"

    • @MrKyltpzyxm
      @MrKyltpzyxm 3 года назад +56

      This was so catchy, so immediately, that it feels like it's always been there. I hope that it does become a running gag.

    • @ArchArturo
      @ArchArturo 3 года назад +6

      Kratos: I mean, yeah.

    • @shylock7989
      @shylock7989 3 года назад

      @AESON NG HCI I understood that reference.

    • @mvalthegamer2450
      @mvalthegamer2450 3 года назад

      @AESON NG HCI You really are hopeless, Kotomine-kun

    • @Landis963
      @Landis963 3 года назад +1

      @TK Wallace I was thinking "I have a plan" when hot and "Murder" when depleted of the ever-precious focus juice.

  • @Shadowreaper5
    @Shadowreaper5 3 года назад +542

    Jason: surely my patron God Hera, the goddess of marriage, will side with me when I insist on cheating on my wife.

    • @amethyst_cat9532
      @amethyst_cat9532 3 года назад +74

      Hera: Dude Zeus has been cheating on me for centuries, it's time for some CATHARSIS!

    • @agatha6999
      @agatha6999 3 года назад +15

      Danny Hera do be using their marriage as an outlet to her own misery and we’re lowkey here for it

  • @tivednagol9127
    @tivednagol9127 2 года назад +63

    Medea: “Alright Medea, remember to play it cool when you see Jason. You don’t want to look desperate!”
    Jason: “So Medea, can I ask a fav-“
    Medea: “I’LL DO IT!”

  • @firemarioproductions2003
    @firemarioproductions2003 2 года назад +56

    If I were Medea, I would’ve taken the kids with me. Wanting to get even with Jason is justifiable, but not at the price of their innocent kids.

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 2 года назад +3

      @{ Gacha_Spade } Oh?

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 Год назад +17

      @@firemarioproductions2003 apparently the Corinthians complained to Euripides about how in a version of the play the Corinthians killed then children and he changed it

    • @firemarioproductions2003
      @firemarioproductions2003 Год назад +1

      @@adeleaslan8182 Wait what?

    • @nkbujvytcygvujno6006
      @nkbujvytcygvujno6006 Год назад +18

      @@firemarioproductions2003 In the original version of the play, Jason and Medea’s children were killed by an angry mob of Corinthians after the princess Glauce died. But so many people complained about that ending to Euripides (the author of the play) that he changed it to Medea killing her own children herself.

  • @theraginginfernape9496
    @theraginginfernape9496 3 года назад +3416

    This story is basically "Murder is not the answer. Murder is the question, and the answer is yes"

    • @rezafebriansyah8620
      @rezafebriansyah8620 3 года назад +106

      It's also, cheating men must die.

    • @sadowphoenix01
      @sadowphoenix01 3 года назад +152

      @@rezafebriansyah8620 I'd say it's more cheating men must suffer, if medea had just wanted to kill Jason he would have died. But ruining his life "albeit by murdering her own children" was way more satisfying

    • @rezafebriansyah8620
      @rezafebriansyah8620 3 года назад +75

      @@sadowphoenix01 Then again, he died, miserably, in the end. And Medea, has the last laugh.

    • @sadowphoenix01
      @sadowphoenix01 3 года назад +11

      @@rezafebriansyah8620 no arguments on that

    • @christopherbennett5858
      @christopherbennett5858 3 года назад +38

      @@rezafebriansyah8620 Then again, this does make me think of the Oresteia. If Medea let the kids live, they could have killed her later.
      I do not condone murdering your kids but we know how they would have gotten away with matricide.

  • @leventemucsi9547
    @leventemucsi9547 3 года назад +1670

    "Zeus's girlfriend of the week" shouldn't be as funny as it is

  • @infernapemaster6456
    @infernapemaster6456 3 месяца назад +7

    I genuinely need a sound bite of Red saying "Ooo spill the tea! Did she suffer? Tell me she suffered!" Cause that delivery is perfect and also a mood.

  • @matthewboyd3653
    @matthewboyd3653 2 года назад +47

    I'm really pleased to learn more about Medea. She's a great character. Along with Circe, one of my favourite ladies.

  • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
    @cookiebombcasualemail5284 3 года назад +671

    I died when Pelias literally pulled out a fucking uno reverse card.

    • @normalpeoplelikeme
      @normalpeoplelikeme 3 года назад +24

      You know when I first saw this, I had a chuckle, and then considered how I was almost 100% sure to be let down in the near future due to the mass media's over usage of the word “literally”, making it lose meaning, and giving people false hope, but then it *actually happened*, so all I can do now is tip my hat, and apologize for doubting you.

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 3 года назад +4

      @@normalpeoplelikeme You needn't apologize, your tale is just about the best follow up I could imagine for this.

  • @BB_Creative
    @BB_Creative 3 года назад +3138

    Jason married another woman while married: What can go wrong!?
    Hera the Goddess of Marriage: You have no idea what’s coming to you.

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 2 года назад +145

      "Honey, you got a BIG storm comin'."

    • @supreme_king_obama1158
      @supreme_king_obama1158 2 года назад +78

      Plus Zeus punishes oathbreakers, making Jason the second thing in the Greek Mythos to make Hera and Zeus agree on something. The first thing was that they needed to kill their dick of a dad

    • @randompatchofgrass5034
      @randompatchofgrass5034 2 года назад +41

      Fuck around and find out as per Zeus’s motto

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven 2 года назад +55

      Metaphorically spitting in the face of your Patron god who has been showering you in gifts.
      Not a great plan.

    • @glasscardproductions4736
      @glasscardproductions4736 2 года назад +15

      ​@@supreme_king_obama1158, correction, Jason's the third: second is that Hestia and Hades are going to be the only ones with some semblance of sanity. Not even the gods could have been that chaotic in by their own doing without some form of planning.

  • @tilly4273
    @tilly4273 2 года назад +25

    "The first half of her life is an epic, the second half is a tragedy."
    The excessively long subtitle to my autobiography "Unfortunate Half-Choices" has finally been found.

  • @zachhudson343
    @zachhudson343 Год назад +24

    I’ve watched this video at least five times, and this is the first time I’ve noticed that right before Glouki catches fire, she starts smoking and looking a bit ill. I love this channel so much

  • @ri-ch-es
    @ri-ch-es 3 года назад +732

    "How much murder could you possibly do in a day"
    -" *good question.* "

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 года назад +1

      Weird austrian man with weird moustache : *a lot*

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад +1

      @@billylauwda9178 well, yeah, but what about just personally?

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 года назад

      @@comradewindowsill4253 well i cant tell you that

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 года назад

      @@billylauwda9178 oh, I suppose I was unclear, I meant, how much murder can you possibly do in a day, without any outside help

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 3 года назад

      @@comradewindowsill4253 well, i cant tell you that too.

  • @juanpablosalazar4336
    @juanpablosalazar4336 3 года назад +904

    Huh, so that's why Dante sent him to the section of hell for seductors.

  • @LunDruid
    @LunDruid Год назад +40

    Moral of the story: don't mess with Hera.
    No. Seriously.
    Do. 👏
    Not. 👏
    F*ck. 👏
    With. 👏
    Hera.👏

  • @TheBT
    @TheBT Год назад +15

    I can imagine Jason and Hercules talking after it all goes down. 'Yeah, so I decided to marry King Creon's daughter and both she and my kids died because of what I did','Oh wow, me too. The wrath of Hera is the worst','Wait, you betrayed Hera too by breaking your marriage oaths?','No, I'm just a son of Zeus thus Hera hates me... Wait, are you telling me that you WILLINGLY decided to piss Hera off','Um...'

  • @tntguardian6455
    @tntguardian6455 3 года назад +6137

    Adultery against the woman who likes to solve problems with *MURDER* was a terrible idea. Shame most of these Greek heroes aren't blessed with Foresight

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 года назад +991

      It's not their fault, some idiot chained Foresight on a cliff somewhere and had eagles eat his liver.

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад +172

      Cursed hubris.

    • @noukan42
      @noukan42 3 года назад +369

      @@timothymclean holy shit i never tought about it that way.

    • @tntguardian6455
      @tntguardian6455 3 года назад +279

      @@timothymclean to be fair he was released, but I think by this point Jason was already dead so it made little difference

    • @MVAS-mp9oo
      @MVAS-mp9oo 3 года назад +192

      They aren't blessed with Foresight because He's chained into the mountain and perpetually eated by Aquila, at least until Heracles pass by.

  • @Nikolas_Davis
    @Nikolas_Davis 3 года назад +2056

    Now, there's a woman who, when she says she's sacrificed everything for her man, she *really* means it.

    • @cgkase6210
      @cgkase6210 2 года назад +86

      Both in terms of husband and arch nemesis.

    • @SouffleDude_256
      @SouffleDude_256 2 года назад +34

      @@N.I.A23 she was shot by one of eros' golden arrows which make you hopelessly in love with a person

    • @kannonball5789
      @kannonball5789 2 года назад +15

      @@SouffleDude_256 emphasis on *hopelessly*

    • @artwithaddisonyt7964
      @artwithaddisonyt7964 2 года назад +8

      Yeah but don’t pretend like she was the good guy in the story because she kinda murdered multiple people and her own children

    • @lollivee6770
      @lollivee6770 2 года назад +4

      @@artwithaddisonyt7964 too be fair as far as the gods were concerned she WAS in the right, every murder (other than of the princess, the king and her kids) was for her husband and the ones that weren’t were approved of by Hera because Jason broke a Divine Oath, morally and legally however- yeah she wasn’t the hero to say the least (then again a lot of Hero’s have killed people and we still call them hero’s-)

  • @greenbat731
    @greenbat731 2 года назад +337

    The ability for an asexual woman to draw two characters in such a cute relationship never ceases to amaze me

    • @JosekTheNecromancer
      @JosekTheNecromancer Год назад +8

      I would like this but is currently funny number

    • @WHATTHEHELL666
      @WHATTHEHELL666 Год назад +14

      She is ace but not aro so it makes a lot of sense./srs /nbr

    • @YouveBeenMegged
      @YouveBeenMegged Год назад +3

      Oh, I thought I remembered her saying she was aroace. I might just be remembering wrong though.​@@WHATTHEHELL666

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@WHATTHEHELL666 Sorry, but what do ace and aro mean?

    • @WHATTHEHELL666
      @WHATTHEHELL666 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@wjzav1971 Ace means asexual and Aro means aromantic./srs

  • @wordlessprism6496
    @wordlessprism6496 Год назад +24

    I think a lot of people don't see the point of the story, Medea and Jason are both bad, there is no hero here. the point of the story is watch out how far revenge will take you. As Medea is rightfully weeping how Jason betrayed her love she then does the very same thing to her children. yeah she hurt while doing it but that doesn't stop the irony of her decisions. shes a horrible person and so is Jason, both are in the wrong the only difference is Jason gets punished.

  • @meganknight5262
    @meganknight5262 3 года назад +1024

    Also the “Sorry, Jason, looks like the Olympians love to see a girl boss winning.” Cracked me up

  • @oranjethefox8725
    @oranjethefox8725 3 года назад +682

    “He wants to ask the oracle why his wiener doesn’t work” I feel like this needs more context...

    • @aishas.6895
      @aishas.6895 3 года назад +141

      listen, sometimes you just can't have kids and gotta enlist the help of your powerful sorceress friend to help out, you know (and also offer her sanctuary before you even figure out her plan is killing the royal family and also her children)

    • @TH-is8cf
      @TH-is8cf 3 года назад +21

      It's a metaphor you see

    • @aishas.6895
      @aishas.6895 3 года назад +28

      @@TH-is8cf ah yes, you put the murderess IN your royal court but you don't let her kill you (unless)

    • @alanalan6559
      @alanalan6559 3 года назад +97

      There is no other context. He was just impotent. (In some tellings Medea gets offered sanctuary in Athens only after she fixes that for him so its slightly more plot relevant)

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +76

      Naw, pretty sure this is self explanatory. In a world where Viagra hasn't been invented yet, making a call directly to the gods is the next best solution to erectile dysfunction.

  • @cristinaluciani1035
    @cristinaluciani1035 Месяц назад +4

    What Euripide tried to do with Medea was so ahead of his time: it was a critique of the traditional greek family and society, that excluded women and foreigners from holding any form of power. Medea is both a woman and a barbarian and she speaks her mind on how the greek women felt trapped inside their houses and in marriages they couldn’t break (while men could abandon them on a whim) and how men discarded their pain saying they were keeping them safe and really, they should be thankful because they’re not going to war.
    And the fact that the gods back her up in the end can be seen as a warning for the audience, which would find it very easy to identify with Jason. The moral of the story was: be fair and a little less misogyinistic and racist, or else. Greeks apparently didn’t like it, because when it came out Medea ended up third in the traditional Athenian theatre contest - after two plays that are now completely forgotten.
    Unfortunately Euripide was also a product of his time, so he represents Medea as a murderous and immoral witch who defies all the laws known to mankind and even nature itself (by killing her own children). Because gods forbid a woman was not only the emotional core of a story, but also someone men could actually root for.
    Baby steps, I guess.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 14 дней назад

      That puts more weight on Athens specifically being the city that would take her in. They denied women rights, to the point they couldn’t leave their house except for funerals and they couldn’t vote (Athens invented democracy).

  • @aceaceron1026
    @aceaceron1026 9 месяцев назад +9

    I like how Medea gets compared to Ariadne helping Theseus, despite Medea going on to become Theseus' wicked stepmother who tried to poison him before he even met Ariadne. It's like Hephaestus making stuff for baby Zeus, his own father, all over again.

  • @Suntensatsu21
    @Suntensatsu21 2 года назад +12411

    I remember discussing this with a professor of mine and she pointed out that Medea thoroughly and completely ended Jason's legacy. When she killed her children, Jason no longer had sons to carry on his line. By killing the king and princess, she also ensured that no woman on earth would ever want to get close to Jason knowing that his very angry, magical ex-wife was out there and ready for murder. Jason's line ended with him, and in a culture that put a lot of weight on family lineage, that is a huge deal.

    • @Lionstar16
      @Lionstar16 2 года назад +1613

      Medea certainly wasn't kidding when she said she had successfully taken EVERYTHING from Jason

    • @a-drewg1716
      @a-drewg1716 2 года назад +1251

      Also we already established how all of Jason's family and relatives were murdered before because of politics so he was literally the last of his lineage.

    • @MackenziiRivers
      @MackenziiRivers 2 года назад +83

      Damn feel a bit bad for him now

    • @Suntensatsu21
      @Suntensatsu21 2 года назад +617

      @@MackenziiRivers for a man who betrayed the woman who loved him and saw his children as objects rather than people?

    • @luigicampo4008
      @luigicampo4008 2 года назад +268

      @@Suntensatsu21 I mean, one could argue that he was also trying to protect them by becoming king but yeah, that's still not exactly what I'd call a great plan.

  • @emit5586
    @emit5586 3 года назад +682

    Cool note, Medea is actually Circe's niece! Being a girlboss who encounters heros and commits murder seems to run in the family

    • @niemand-4881
      @niemand-4881 3 года назад +8

      Really? Over what side?

    • @ButterflyStormXX
      @ButterflyStormXX 3 года назад +36

      @@niemand-4881 I think Medea's father is Circe's brother.

    • @emit5586
      @emit5586 3 года назад +60

      @@niemand-4881 Aeetes is Circe's brother. Their sister, Pasiphae, married king Minos of Crete and gave birth to the Minotaur!

    • @niemand-4881
      @niemand-4881 3 года назад +16

      What cool siblings.
      Do you know who were there parents?

    • @emit5586
      @emit5586 3 года назад +33

      @@niemand-4881 Helios, and the nymph Perse

  • @halb23
    @halb23 2 года назад +14

    The way the poison fire stuff at 11:06 is depicted is really scary and really cool. Great art and great vid!

  • @Falxifer95
    @Falxifer95 2 года назад +10

    I'd argue Jason was dumber than Theseus and Pirithous because they gormlessly looked for trouble, Jason had the favour of freaking Hera and squadered it like a moron, on top of all the bullcrap he subjected Medea to.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 2 года назад +4

      Jason, being strapped to the vacant chair next to Pirithous: But I'm a hero!
      Hades: And we salute you for it. Now don't come back.

  • @elliehathaway3694
    @elliehathaway3694 3 года назад +1118

    It’s actually “girlfriend of the hour” and girlfriend is generous

    • @blueberry1vom1t
      @blueberry1vom1t 3 года назад +86

      dude turn on captions, Red pulled a total gamer move and replaced "girlfriend" with "Victum"

    • @whatthefridge1o1
      @whatthefridge1o1 3 года назад +5

      @@blueberry1vom1t lmaooo

    • @user-xr4jy5vv4f
      @user-xr4jy5vv4f 3 года назад +10

      @@blueberry1vom1t victim*

    • @imperatacylindrica8993
      @imperatacylindrica8993 3 года назад +6

      Yea it's more like a one night stand

    • @lorddampnut5275
      @lorddampnut5275 3 года назад +11

      Wow a whole hour. He must really like them then.