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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @ianl.gutierre1341
    @ianl.gutierre1341 7 лет назад +1440

    "I don't need to find myself I know where the f**k I am" xD

  • @AthenaMarriesDionysus
    @AthenaMarriesDionysus 8 лет назад +3108

    It's like a better buzzfeed.

  • @olliebells2147
    @olliebells2147 8 лет назад +2097

    The fact that this is so, so painfully accurate makes it fucking hilarious

    • @BigBlack81
      @BigBlack81 8 лет назад +5

      +Ollie Silverton Art imitating life? Life imitating art? You make the call. XD

    • @museoftheark1354
      @museoftheark1354 8 лет назад +9

      Ollie Silverton If you think this is accurate that's an issue with who you choose to surround yourself with because this doesn't represent me or any of my friends who are white girls

    • @decwow
      @decwow 8 лет назад +27

      "...choose to surround yourself with..."
      methinks maybe you don't fully understand how the working world is

    • @museoftheark1354
      @museoftheark1354 8 лет назад +1

      decwow what part of that 'working' world are you talking about bc in Canada the only way girls and I mean any ethnicity not just white get a leg up while doing nothing is when guys let themselves be taken advantage of. I'm tired of guys blaming it on girls when they let themselves be taken advantage of.
      I've worked harder then most to get where I am now and really the only people I consider as hardworking are the peers in my program and it's nothing to do with ethnicity it's personality.
      the girls in the club are they same type of people and yes here they are mostly white but that's probably more to do with the precentage of the populatiin break down.

    • @decwow
      @decwow 8 лет назад +22

      museoftheark
      If I were to say that girls like to wear dresses, would you call that wrong and be upset because there are some that do not?
      If your reaction so far is anything to judge by, then I would guess you would. It is an entirely childish reaction, but then you have displayed enough childishness in your response to have earned the title.
      For example: "I'm tired of guys blaming it on girls when they let themselves be taken advantage of."
      Your complaint refers to men that are in some manner mistreated by women and your reaction is to show disdain for the ones being mistreated, instead of the ones DOING the mistreating.
      The video is a satire.
      Now... were you getting offended by the original comment because it represents you, or are you foolishly getting offended on behalf of someone that you are not and is accurately represented, though embellished for dramatic effect?

  • @janesk1
    @janesk1 8 лет назад +1096

    "they only take you out for pho"
    VERY ACCURATE

  • @Fadeless_00
    @Fadeless_00 7 лет назад +240

    Is it just me, or did his voice get progressively more Asian as the video played.

  • @ChaoticPen22
    @ChaoticPen22 7 лет назад +197

    'I don't get stressed. I get organized.' FUCK. I NEED TO DO THIS.

  • @hateclub
    @hateclub 8 лет назад +877

    Can't say I'm well versed on the Asian stereotypes of Australia but the white girl stereotypes are universal and fucking hell they were great. Such a brilliant video, I love that you push this kind of stuff in a world where stereotyping is increasingly seen as not allowed, even though it's actually quite an accurate and even necessary way of loosely understanding the people around us. Dunno how many times I wrote stereotype in that sentence. Stereotype stereotype stereotype.

    • @scoob1670
      @scoob1670 7 лет назад +10

      o ur one of those

    • @sal4538
      @sal4538 7 лет назад

      IKR

    • @whatevergoesforme5129
      @whatevergoesforme5129 6 лет назад +25

      There are reasons why we have stereotypes. SJWs focus too much on the exceptions to the rule.

    • @Cars2155
      @Cars2155 6 лет назад +4

      scoobydoobydoodle what, normal people? Me too.

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 6 лет назад +4

      "I really wanna fuck a black guy" - someone I used to work with LITERALLY SAID THIS OH GOD

  • @Righteo
    @Righteo 8 лет назад +503

    IT IS ALL TRUE! SO TRUE!

  • @andthentheinfiresnationatt7714
    @andthentheinfiresnationatt7714 7 лет назад +206

    "I don't get stressed. I get organised" 😂 😂
    How I wish I could say the same

  • @kianakerr5875
    @kianakerr5875 8 лет назад +194

    Me at school: I don't get stressed. I get organised. *Struts away* Me at home: HOLEY SHIT IDEK WHAT THIS IS HELP WTF I CAN'T

  • @senthurank509
    @senthurank509 5 лет назад +77

    😂😂taking 10years to finish a 3 year degree.

  • @ameliap0ndd
    @ameliap0ndd 8 лет назад +386

    None of these new videos showed up on my feed for whatever reason:/ funny though!

    • @person4169
      @person4169 8 лет назад +2

      Sans

    • @person4169
      @person4169 8 лет назад +2

      *same

    • @Pipstar
      @Pipstar 8 лет назад

      +ameliap0ndd same

    • @kianakerr5875
      @kianakerr5875 8 лет назад +1

      +ameliap0ndd Same. Know why?

    • @losttale1
      @losttale1 8 лет назад +5

      +ameliap0ndd ze stealth censorship. Same with many journalists

  • @6s6
    @6s6 8 лет назад +152

    Melbourne Uni REPRESENT

    • @6s6
      @6s6 8 лет назад +6

      +KozSwag So first you bag me cause you think I got a 95 ATAR, then you say my 64 ATAR is trash?
      What ATAR would suit you then, your majesty?
      Stop trying to start shit you keyboard warrior.

    • @SnowyHil
      @SnowyHil 8 лет назад +6

      +KozSwag you're the problem with the country mate.

    • @SnowyHil
      @SnowyHil 8 лет назад +4

      +KozSwag there's a difference between equality and equity. total equality is exactly what communism aims to be, everyone receives equal treatment, equity is a good form of bias which prioritizes those are who less fortunate, less abled, experience hardships, such as women and children first, then the men in emergency situations. nothing is wrong with a good form of bias.

    • @Swanmaster123
      @Swanmaster123 8 лет назад +1

      +KozSwag Penis.
      Jokes aside, I have to agree. Students that get low ATARs tend to do poorly in uni as well. The HSC is easier than uni because there's way more time to study subjects that are also much easier. Heck, a student that worked his butt off to scrape a 90 ATAR probably won't even graduate with a distinction WAM, it's the 95 - 99.95 students that do. Most companies will only take the best graduates nowadays.

    • @PaladinswordSaurfang
      @PaladinswordSaurfang 8 лет назад +3

      +Kevin I thought you were joking at first. I thought I had an unfair advantage for getting in Melbourne uni science with an 85 atar because I went to an under-represented school. But you got in just because of your race? That's ridiculous.

  • @sirburny2599
    @sirburny2599 7 лет назад +23

    I was going to Australia, but I showed this to mum and we going to Asia instead

  • @bobthedj6992
    @bobthedj6992 8 лет назад +60

    "I don't get stressed, I get organised *drops paper" XD

  • @dopeypluimstra3757
    @dopeypluimstra3757 5 лет назад +18

    How am I white and only agreeing with the Asian version?

    • @chicawhappa
      @chicawhappa 5 лет назад +5

      it can happen

    • @ItsameAlex
      @ItsameAlex 5 лет назад +8

      It's called Lying. Women do it all the time. Next time try telling the truth.

    • @auxangess
      @auxangess 5 лет назад +2

      @@ItsameAlex how would you know if they're lying?

    • @ttntt3300
      @ttntt3300 5 лет назад +4

      Then you don't understand the meaning of "stereotypes". It's a generalized belief about a particular category of people. It doesn't mean ALL people are like that. It means the vast majority of people in that category are like that. If you are not like those white girls, it's either you are in a minority among your category OR you are just lying.

    • @Funeral_Mannequin
      @Funeral_Mannequin 2 года назад

      Because she's grounded and has her shit together and the white girl is obnoxious.

  • @vash47
    @vash47 3 года назад +4

    you got the australian asian girl amazingly spot on

  • @moustafasadek11
    @moustafasadek11 8 лет назад +56

    OMG Neel you made my day. I can relate this to so many of my asian and white girl friends XD!!!!

    • @meast9081
      @meast9081 8 лет назад +4

      the whole time i thought there was a fly on my screen

  • @ed6862
    @ed6862 6 лет назад +8

    Except for the sex stuff, this was embarrassingly spot on for me. My Asian girlfriends are doing PHDs etc and I’m working retail scrolling insta 🤣

  • @JACk79457
    @JACk79457 5 лет назад +25

    It’s pronounced FUH (Pho) but hilarious as always haha

  • @elizabethroy4136
    @elizabethroy4136 7 лет назад +8

    "I don't get stressed, I get organised"
    Yes.

  • @geralynting7433
    @geralynting7433 7 лет назад +13

    is it just me or does his asian impressions sound extremely malaysian

  • @jackh2327
    @jackh2327 8 лет назад +25

    You coming to Perth anytime soon Neel? Please come to Perth it's shit but you probs will make it better.

  • @FlameDevily
    @FlameDevily 8 лет назад +4

    Just found your channel, your equality skits are so real and comedy skits hilarious. 10/10 vids.

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 6 лет назад +5

    I HAVE THIS ASIAN BOYFRIEND WE SEE EACH OTHER LIKE ONCE A WEEK

  • @boinboing1787
    @boinboing1787 8 лет назад +4

    The i bought an apartment one was so true . Alot of my friends already signed up for a 30 year loan for a house like 2 years after graduation.

  • @umangjain293
    @umangjain293 7 лет назад +13

    "I don't get stresses, i get organised"😂

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 7 лет назад +6

    0:43 Possibly one of the greatest things I've heard on youtube.

  • @lindsaydonovan6241
    @lindsaydonovan6241 3 года назад +1

    As per this, I am a young Asian woman. As per reality, I'm a young white dude. Weekend work is truck driving. I don't need to find myself, that's what the street directory is for.

  • @seanshannon7741
    @seanshannon7741 4 года назад +2

    don't stress just get organised... this is why so many Asians work in some of the top industries ...all the top doctors i have met have been Asian or Indian.....stop complaining and just do some fucking work

  • @joshgee7
    @joshgee7 4 года назад

    Nice, and the subtle bit at the end that tells us how to pronounce the name is great!! We may yet learn the name !

  • @geriatricward
    @geriatricward 5 лет назад +6

    he nails the accents.

  • @Katilina2
    @Katilina2 3 года назад +1

    also Middle-European girls, are in the Asian girls group, I suppose!!!:)

  • @GeneralG1810
    @GeneralG1810 6 лет назад +33

    He's allowed to perve he's cute, every woman who complained about men perving ever!

  • @AshAlmond1
    @AshAlmond1 8 лет назад +2

    you neeled it neel!

  • @gabequinn9796
    @gabequinn9796 4 года назад +1

    The algorithm brought me yet another taste of sweet nectar in this troubling time

  • @ana69able
    @ana69able 5 лет назад +4

    Did anyone notice at 2:06 the sound decreased in volume? haha

  • @Arachne-qw1vr
    @Arachne-qw1vr 5 лет назад +4

    oh i fit more of those sterotypes than i care to admit

  • @robskalas
    @robskalas 3 года назад +2

    Neel definitely has a "thing" for himself in these videos.

  • @MinecraftIsLoveMinecraftIsLife
    @MinecraftIsLoveMinecraftIsLife Год назад +1

    As a white girl, i hope to get a job in engineering. My goal is to have a 6 figure salary before i’m 40.

  • @gujikujtutu2330
    @gujikujtutu2330 5 лет назад +2

    Everybody knows prague, but nobody knows Czech republic.

  • @drogo_baggins9513
    @drogo_baggins9513 5 лет назад +3

    Hello this is Chef John with FOOooOOd wishes.

  • @beemilk517
    @beemilk517 5 лет назад +1

    “i don’t get stressed i get organized”

  • @sushantkarki2708
    @sushantkarki2708 4 года назад +1

    Hmm. Does this mean Brown != Asians even though the convention would have gone pretty much the same but with a different accent.

  • @yeehaw8765
    @yeehaw8765 7 лет назад +1

    I don't get stressed. I GET ORGANISED.

  • @Rationalific
    @Rationalific 7 лет назад +2

    One mistake. Successful Asian girls do not curse that much.

  • @jananni123456789
    @jananni123456789 8 лет назад +10

    This is SO TRUE!! XD

  • @thewhatorwhy
    @thewhatorwhy 7 лет назад

    It's worth remembering that it's certain kinds of girl, white girl, white male, male etc. They're a large number, a majority even. I think a better term than white girl might be needed.

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 4 года назад

    That jingle at the end was very helpful. Could everyone with a weird name have those?

  • @fangirlpower2475
    @fangirlpower2475 7 лет назад

    I NEED TO SHOW THIS ENTIRE CHANNEL TO MY SCHOOL PLEASE

  • @sweetmufflin
    @sweetmufflin 8 лет назад +10

    A young Chris Lilley in the making!

  • @MaseyAV
    @MaseyAV 8 лет назад +7

    I have irritable bowel syndrome.

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 лет назад +3

      Megitsune It worked. Thank you.

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 лет назад +1

      Megitsune I've fully recovered, thanks for the advice

    • @JeffM375
      @JeffM375 8 лет назад

      +MaseyHD i also have ibs-C and it sucks

    • @MaseyAV
      @MaseyAV 8 лет назад

      +Jeff Moore it does suck

    • @milktea4270
      @milktea4270 8 лет назад +1

      Try a probiotic. Works for me. Used to think maybe gluten was causing my nasty symptoms (they would worsen every time I ate wheat stuff), but NOPE-- taking a probiotic now and slowly reintroducing gluten-y goodness back into my diet with no problems.

  • @Richard_is_cool
    @Richard_is_cool 8 лет назад +2

    Hello, this is Chef John...

  • @villainzami697
    @villainzami697 7 лет назад +2

    By ice tea you mean boba tea. YOU MEAN BOBA TEA.

  • @bubblytea20
    @bubblytea20 7 лет назад

    Where has this RUclipsr been my whole life?

  • @Raghav14Singh
    @Raghav14Singh 7 лет назад +3

    its pronounced Kol - hat - Kar.. lolssssssssss thats the funniest part of video

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 лет назад

      He still got his own name wrong on the Aussie accent. 😂
      Kar is pronounced more like "cur" in curry or curtain. Not Car.

  • @mirelarujovic7058
    @mirelarujovic7058 5 лет назад +2

    This is very specific to rich first world country white girls 😂

  • @TheFoehamer
    @TheFoehamer 6 лет назад +1

    I lost my marbles right at the opening scene XD SO TRUE!!

  • @newtoncain
    @newtoncain 8 лет назад +1

    As always everyone gets 'Racist" incorrectly (for the most part). its the HUMAN f'n race Sirs/mams. Use "ethnicIST" or tribleIST to be KOSHER,

  • @funandperky5202
    @funandperky5202 5 лет назад

    “I don’t get stressed, I get organised” wknwnsje ITS ME WHEN I PANIC ABOUT DEADLINES.

  • @mdukasa
    @mdukasa 4 года назад

    This has aged very well.

  • @noise7343
    @noise7343 4 года назад

    I just realized IT stands for Indian technology

  • @NoahAndABadger
    @NoahAndABadger 8 лет назад

    I just graduated too except I haven't got a job yet (partly due to health). This was relatable, I hope you keep making more as you grow up (we're the same age, I've been able to relate as you go along)
    I don't need to find myself - I know where the f I am
    Doing squats instead of exercising 😂
    Also trying to find the smallest size clothes
    You and nat are probably my fave youtubers. Go Aussie yt

  • @maddyg3208
    @maddyg3208 7 лет назад

    I've have never met any Australian woman who referred to her father as "Daddy". The only woman I knew who did so was English.

  • @babsgrayson8432
    @babsgrayson8432 5 лет назад

    The reality is, this is so true.

  • @ScarboroughAJishot
    @ScarboroughAJishot 5 лет назад +1

    I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA MENTION CONTIKI

  • @babsgrayson8432
    @babsgrayson8432 5 лет назад +2

    1:36 So accurate.

  • @vegangelo_29
    @vegangelo_29 5 лет назад

    I love you Neel!!!!!!😍😍😍😍

  • @selenophile410
    @selenophile410 3 года назад

    Now this , was good
    Indian girl who hated ur prev vid

  • @randomguy9483
    @randomguy9483 6 лет назад +1

    I don't get stressed, i get organized. Lol awesome.

  • @kaizey
    @kaizey 5 лет назад

    What does it mean if you’re a white girl but you work 16 hour days and only ever go out for pho once a week, also you don’t do cardio OR squats? I’m having major identity confusion here!

  • @lewiale1
    @lewiale1 8 лет назад +2

    You are spot on

  • @ToDahRANDOMOBILE
    @ToDahRANDOMOBILE 5 лет назад +3

    I'm a white girl and this is so accurate

    • @Sacryfy
      @Sacryfy 5 лет назад

      Natty B even the part about the black guy?

  • @AKhan-ou3nw
    @AKhan-ou3nw 8 лет назад +2

    Why have I never seen your stuff before?! 😂😂😂

  • @boom_boy_john1324
    @boom_boy_john1324 5 лет назад

    I don't get stressed I get organised!

  • @ellaseo8396
    @ellaseo8396 5 лет назад +2

    This is stereotypes done right 😂

  • @Oddity-Odyssey
    @Oddity-Odyssey 3 года назад

    Cries in half Asian half white

  • @gamergodyt4167
    @gamergodyt4167 5 лет назад +4

    BAHAHAHA
    “I al-ready bought an apartme-nt, I- was rlly ez”

  • @cass_is_a_fork
    @cass_is_a_fork 5 лет назад

    I DONT GET STRESSED I GET ORGANIZED

  • @ditditdotdotdutdut
    @ditditdotdotdutdut 2 года назад

    0:52 omgg, this one is the best part lmfaoo

  • @stephenbachman132
    @stephenbachman132 5 лет назад +1

    To be honest actually I think most people think they are the best at work. This includes myself. But reality your proably not the hardest working or the best problem solver. Maybe you are. But for most of us. We get by an do our thing.

    • @rutvikrs
      @rutvikrs 5 лет назад +2

      Perhaps. Possibly. Could be.

  • @abbyalip3438
    @abbyalip3438 5 лет назад

    the asian boyfriend comment fuckin got me lmaooo

  • @jellyfish2556
    @jellyfish2556 6 лет назад

    I don't get stressed, I get ORGANIZED 😂😂

  • @shaanz2.087
    @shaanz2.087 5 лет назад +1

    Omg....I think I may fall in love

  • @EllieHangerx
    @EllieHangerx 8 лет назад

    I don't get stressed, I get organised haha :')

  • @muumuu8582
    @muumuu8582 3 года назад

    Not me wondering if I'm a white asian

  • @arielletolome5036
    @arielletolome5036 6 лет назад

    40k a year for 3 days a week? Yeah hell 5 days of free time

  • @alexandermheen-garschke6166
    @alexandermheen-garschke6166 7 лет назад

    1:26 was GOLD!

  • @Ash_W04
    @Ash_W04 7 лет назад

    I don't know which one was which.

  • @theviewer6889
    @theviewer6889 8 лет назад +1

    How come even though I'm a white girl I fit more of what you said about Asians. Huh.

    • @jeneralgod
      @jeneralgod 8 лет назад

      +The Viewer you're asian girl if you're more sassy

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 лет назад

      Jack ripper Definitely missing that then.

    • @theayatollah8227
      @theayatollah8227 8 лет назад

      +The Viewer Because you are an actual white girl?

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 лет назад

      TheAyatollah ?

    • @jeneralgod
      @jeneralgod 8 лет назад

      TheAyatollah hahahhahaha

  • @megoldfishes
    @megoldfishes 8 лет назад

    Hey, can you show me where you got that microphone from?

  • @drageben145
    @drageben145 7 лет назад

    00:22 Yeah it got an oscar

  • @AHJ-ud5fi
    @AHJ-ud5fi 6 лет назад

    I’m more like the Asian but like I’m sooo white

  • @samxd7009
    @samxd7009 7 лет назад

    Can I tell its clickbait becsuse neither of the two girls in thumbnail are an asian or a white girl.

  • @moonmoon8812
    @moonmoon8812 7 лет назад

    between being an asian graduate and a white graduate, i wish i was dead

  • @mattlacdao3807
    @mattlacdao3807 6 лет назад

    At some point at the end i got confused on which was which

  • @williamhornstra8313
    @williamhornstra8313 8 лет назад +1

    i want to see a city v country girls versio

  • @rheijm9201
    @rheijm9201 Год назад

    Its a bet isn t it? Insult 7 (holy number) at once.. asians white girls educasjun, office culture, ltds,indian coworker in it, and yourself.

  • @sirenz11
    @sirenz11 5 лет назад +1

    The Indian Ryan Higa

  • @k3npai44
    @k3npai44 7 лет назад

    "Fucking love ice tea"