How to Catch a Swabian
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2020
- Every Berliners favorite people: Swabians. Find out how they tick and how to catch your own one. No need to travel to Stuttgart, there's plenty of them in Berlin.
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Greetings from Ivan. This is not comedy video, this is education.
I never know about swabian before, are they compete with russian? for sure we must come together against the natives in berlin. thank you for alerting about danger from general german population.
Lol, my dad's Ivan :D
P.S. I 💕👍ur vids ....yeheeey!
😂😂
At the end of the video: A veeery blyat situation for a swabian!
This is a comedy video
When I was with two swabian collegues and a serbian collegue at a business trip in LA, we were out for dinner and when got back with the taxi, we swabians stood around, calculating how much everybody had to pay. Calculation took time, because many cents were involved. When we went to the car, our serbian collegue already had paid, making fun of us.
Yup, sounds like a Serb alright. We just enjoy paying for others, I have no idea why 😂
@@Stefan-wp2qr Like Iranians or some other east countries.
you could say that we are good friends to have around :)
hahaha greetings to serbs in DE from a croatian woman :) refreshment!!
@@Stefan-wp2qr знак доминације над другим мушкарцима ,то раде и Арапи ха ха
Here in hungary there are some swabian villages. You can easily spot them, bc those are the only nice and clean looking villages in the whole country XD
We call them Swabians in Hungary but they are actually a mix of different kind of Germans, not just Swabians.
@@balazssebestyen2341 Yes. Ungarndeutsche are called 'svábok' in Hungary only because the very first settlers were Swabians.
Nem tudom, hogy megköszönjem a dicséretet, vagy inkább ne
@@balazssebestyen2341 and in German we call the same settlers also "Donauschwaben"
Lol
The Swabian were originally the Suebi, a Germanic tribe that invaded the Iberian Peninsula at the time of the fall of the Western Roman Empire and established the Suebi kindgom in modern day Northern Portugal and Spanish Galicia that lasted some 200 years before being conquered by the Visigoths (another Germanic tribe which established a kingdom in the rest of the Iberian Peninsula).
Portuguese and Spanish still have quite a large vocabulary (mostly war related) that came from Goth and Suebi as well as a tons of people's names, surnames and place names. Not to mention actual genetic admixture.
The Suebi were are called Alemanni which gave rise to the name of Germany in French (Alemand), Spanish (Alemania) and Portuguese (Alemanha).
I had always known they were very different. Very talkative too.
Portugueses and Galizian language, have some suebi words! Not " spanish" language!
So why does Suebi sound like Srbi (Serbs), and how do they compare to Sorbs?
Los suevos son los Swabians???? 😯😯😯😯 Nunca te acostarás sin saber una cosa más🤷
@@suevialania they are alk swiss
In northern Serbia there were many swabian colonies , the houses still stands, dear god you should see that, it was build with more care and details than they make cars with today lol
Otto I moved a lot of peasons there as first line defence against Hungarian raiders
I'm one of these guys. You should know that most of these so called swabians weren't in fact from this tribe. Let's ay a percentage of 20% was coming from the former suebian settlement areas, all others coming from other parts of south germany, even France, Palatine and so on. So calling the former banatian germans "swabians" isn't absolutely correct.
Have you ever seen the villages and castles in East Germany that are still to this day populated by an East German Slavic people that are called "the Sorbs" or "Sorbians" ?
@@224dot0dot0dot10 yeah, why?
yeah but serbians massacred them
As a Swabian I can confirm this is 100% true. We do like to spend our money on old as building and making them new. It’s like instinct I can’t help it, that’s why I became a carpenter
My uncle also! 🤩
How to spot a berliner: sie denken jeder ausem südwesten ist schwabe lol
true
Oho, ein ermetteter Württemberger 🤣
@@666Ketz ich bin aus baden also nicht schwabien
Oh my God. This is briliant. Also Explains why in the Balkans we call Germans "Shwabe". 🤣🤣🤣🤣
it comes from the danube swabian minority that moved from the southwest of germany to the balkans hundreds of years ago. after ww2 the word "Schwabe or Švabo" becomes an insult for every german in the balkans. my grandmother was an danub swabian and my grandfather was an croatian, so i know how some ppl. treated them in post war yugoslavia.
@@nikomangelmann6054 "how some treated them" is good, they were massacred. My grandfather is half danube-swabian and half slovenian, grew up first in Serbia and then fled with his family to Austria when he was six years old.
@@dahawara1989 The narrative was that all of them were ss officers, also communists were lead by croatians and they also murdered hundreds of thousands of church going Serbs (also probably particiated surviving individuals from entire villages wiped out by ss, and surely from those wiped out by ustasi). As schwabs are from Suebi tribe, they were probably actually Serbs(Srbi)/Sorbs, and communist gypsies didn't want us to find that out and chang any narratives
@@serbrighterunagainst9231 de ne seri srbine
@@dahawara1989 ne seri janez
Dein Humor ist einfach nur göttlich! Ich muss mir erstmal die Augenwinkel trocknen. Abonniert... no doupt
Whohoooo! Willkommen an Bord 😄
Radical Living, gerne doch😉
We have some Swabian minority in Hungary too. I am surprised that you did not mention their music :) Fun fact: The most famous Swabian-Hungarian celebrity has been arrested for bypassing the electricity-consumption meters in his rental-housings (resulting in stealing about 225000 Euros from the electricity company) so your description of them loving houses and money seem to match :D
those are other people ... Swabian, Schwaben etc. was just another name for what the Slavs called "Njemci" ... it's just that those who could understand their language a bit made a difference
Great editing! Swabian's are taking over Berlin and the world we need to do something about it
well they basically own all the houses. In the past a swabian got a flat in berlin to his or her 18th birthday instead of a car because the flats in berlin were cheaper
You can get an impression of something which was (is?) typical for SOME Germans - envy! 😏😇
@@topquarkbln I thought only Spaniards are envious...
Do what? Leave the people alone.
Yeah, leave them to do the things they do better than you...
I'm from the Balkans, we call Germans Swabians
I was surprised when I found out it's a real area in Germany, untill then I thought it's just a random word from a German language 😂
Love your channel, keep it up 👋🌠
It's where we're from ;)
Yeah already Tacitus described the Suebi as the largest German tribe. And much like all other Germanic tribes, they were very expansionist (yes we have been for a few thousand years, not just the last century). In fact the first mention of them is when they cross the Rhine to the west to rule over Gaullic lands.
We call them "Švabe", because Germans that lived in Vojvodina until WWII came there from Swabia. The word "Švabe" wasn't derogatory at all until WWI
@@faramund9865😊yes being largest German tribe makes them most true Germans ❤
Me: I study in Stuttgart
My friends : so you have chosen death
It's called "Schduagrd" an if you say "Stuttgart" peace was never an option.
@@Julian7904. Actually Schduage
@@connectingthedots100 noi, Schduagard 😀
And everybody is welcome here. We call them "Reigschmeckde" 😁
In Germany the cities are divided into 3 categories: Boring, Very Boring, Stuttgart
@@hayrivonsiemens2194 There are lots of cities, who are less beautiful or boring than Stuttgart like Saarbrücken, Hamburg, Wiesbaden, Hannover, Mainz ... and actually, Berlin is extremly big: for that size it is not a better city than Stuttgart: Munich and Dresden are the only big cities, where people should want to live.
A Swabiam friend came to us for diner and brought the dessert. When she went home she packed carefully the rest of the cake and took it home 😂😂😂
When you're actually from Baden but everyone from Berlin (or anywhere else for a matter of fact) thinks you're Swabian 😔
Tough life xD
And why Baden not demand a separation from Württemberg? I would say it is your fault that Baden not taken as independent entity by world outside.
Die Badenzer wieder da had mers
But South Baden do speak Swabian/Alemannic dialects.
die hätten, da nicht einfach ein großes Bundesland draus machen sollen ... wär ja grad so als ob man Dessert, Hauptspeise, Suppe und Salat in ein und demselben Topf kocht, weils weniger Aufwand is ... damit is niemand wirklich glücklich und schmecken tuts auch dementsprechend
As someone from Tübingen, I can ensure you that this is 100% accurate.
TÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜBINGEN WARUM BIST DU SO HÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜGELIG
Guy, you very convincingly imitate Russian accent. As if you have learnt some slavic lang. And above all, I appreciate your sense of humor.
V/W, T, D, H/X had to be strong there (just like R). Because Slav is strong.
Add there C (tz) in certain positions and turn TH to T/D.
Nope, he's actually very bad with his Russian accent. To be convincing he must soften his N, L, T...
It's stereotypical and ignorant imitation of Russian accent from movies. Nothing new and unique.
@@senadbrick No, the guy who makes these videos is Swabian. He copied that accent from his grandparents, who returned to Stuttgart from the Ukraine after their German ancestors had moved to the Ukraine in 1763 upon invitation by the Czarina for Germans to farm in the Russian Empire. There was a mass migration there and another mass migration returning to Stuttgart. He explained that in a Question and Answer video.
Ahaha ha haha!! “The saving pig.” Your English is odd but totally adorable. It’s called a “piggy bank”. But hey, a saving pig is also ok!
Haha, well it is a classic german 'nounification' 😂
(And also a word to word translation.... ;)
It is now " The saving pig." In my house. So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
He knows... It's just for fun.
Ivan is trying to do his best, we should appreciate :)
He's copying how his grandparents and neighbors talked while he was growing up in the Swabian community in Southwest Germany, not how he would talk.
I find it interesting how, although I was on a visit, I found Bavarians to be more open and funny and nicer than Swabians. Fell in love with Stuttgart, but people seemed a bit stranger to me...
Bavarians are mostly Kathlic suabians mostly protestant.
A lot of people (especially in some districts) in Stuttgart are actually weird. But I think our (Swabian) mentality is often misunderstood because... We tend do express ourselves a bit differently. But we're actually nice people once you get to know them :3
@@J-IFWBR Dunno where you heard that but 80% of swabians are catholic
Love your channel ❤️👍🏻
Have a German AFS daughter who comes from Schwabisch Hall. Yes this is accurate😱😱. At same time had German girl from Koln. I still find it strange that they could not understand each other!
So crazy. I’m an AFS volunteer too. Never thought to find someone from
AFS here as well ☺️
I’ve been really enjoying your creations lately, you’re very talented! It also occurred to me that you sound like the guy in das beer boot song 😜
Glad to hear that 😊 thxxx Just watched the das beer boot song, wtffff 😂😂
Radical Living your welcome, it’s there permanently now 😉
Dude u have a great fuxxxx sense of humor!!! I love it hahaha
Your videos are too funny, man! congrats
Thank you, Ivan. It was educational
As a Saxonian I am grateful that Swabians exist. So we're not alone with a funny accent and being made fun of.
Never forget Bavarians
Awesome! I am a an American Sauter, so I loved this video.
We Bosnians, Croatians and Serbians call all Germans Swabians (švabe) Sorry 🤷♀️
Why sorry
So do the (german speaking) Swiss.
😲
Your name in Spanish means "fin", like in fish fins or shark fins... Aleta, so funny... :D
I feel like a native German thanks to this channel
This video is hilarious. I didn’t know the Swabians had such a reputation for being tight-fisted. My high school German teacher was from Stuttgart, but he was quite generous. Was he the exception to the rule?
Awesome!! that was funny ! Thanks a lot :)
great channel man
Hahahahahahaha im living near stuttgart.. And im laughing soooo hard. But the money saving thing.. Wow prima. So true. 😂😂😂
One more time a very nice video. Thank You
My family is from Stuttgart, and living in the SF Bay Area makes this extra funny.
I speak 4 languages. English, Spanish, German and Swabian😅
I like this documentary channel very much.
Du machst das super. Danke.
As a Swabian, this is approved!
100% success, i now have caught my own swabian and am holding him in the basement like a pet! Thank you!
You put a smile on my Russian face…goood. 😁
“Ich bin Schwabamädle” 😅😅 . My German ex bf taught me this.He is from Ulm.BTW I am from Nepal.And I really enjoy your videos.Liebe Grüße aus Kathmandu.🙏
:) if you want to reach perfection, say "I ben hald a Schwoobamaidla!"
@@AndreasDelleske Sure.🙏
That East European accent is hilarious. 😂😂😂 Great video.
There is no such thing as Eastern European accent.
@@balazssebestyen2341 true
It's the accent of his grandparents and neighbors who returned to Stuttgart from the Russian Empire after generations, having previously migrated there in 1763 from Germany at the invitation of the Czarina (a German who married the Russian Czar).
My flat mate is Swabian. The only difference between him and other German friends that I have spotted so far is that he comparatively warmer and cooks good food.
You forgot one of the most Important things to a Swabian....die Kehrwoche!
Great video
Hahaha loved the video man
Best video i have ever seen ^^
In Yugoslavia we call them "Švabi"
To be fair, Käsespätzle is awesome though
Wow so smoothly
I am crying almost every time and sometimes even before starting to watch your new video.
So sorry I make you cry 🤗
@@RadicalLiving I Enjoy in every tear.
I didn't even no how much this would call me out cos I don't live in Germany anymore but I was born there and I remember Maultaschen being the best!
This was great 😊
Glad you enjoyed it 😄
I'm learning with you 😁👍
HILARIOUS! I lived in Stuggi for 14 months and I confirm it is accurate. I do miss Maultaschen mit Ei tho :)
I lost it at Sparbuch lmao
Hello beautiful 😍
Hope you're doing good?
American here, maternal ancestors were Swabian. Paternal ancestors were Scots-Irish, with some Cherokee Indian thrown in. I once heard the Scots were Swabians, until they were kicked out of the mountains for not being too free with their money.
Funny too how both Swabians and Scots are known as engineers...I still think long and hard about that one!
watching this while eating Kässpätzle... feel kind of caught now :D
He cleans his Car with religious devotion....
I once drove through their land and stopped at a car wash. And there was actually a Swabian in his natural habitat, his Porsche, vacuum cleaning it with a lot of care and love.
I love Ingmar Bergman and max von sydow
Very much Sweden for ever 💛💙
I am a Swabian and I speak pretty good high German but I lived one year in Brandenburg and always feared to say „Weckle“ in the bakery because I was always said that the people there hate Swabians. 😅
Feel you 🙈
zum glück aus mannheim nicht in schwabien
was bedeutet Weckle
😂😂 liked the sparschwein cuddle 😂
You are too good
You forgot Kehrwoche 😂😂😂
A Saving Pig LMFAO
I thought all Germans were like Swabians for much of my life bc my only impression of Germans had been my Swabian mom and relatives 😅
I've been to Prenzlauer many times. I've stayed at Senefelderplatz many times, and I love the restaurants there, especially Zum Schusterjungen and a Turkish restaurant called Yuram.
Awesome, Radical Living - by the way man - we love your fashion sensibilities. I'm going to buy a furry vest like the one you wore in the past.
Yeah they have some excellent restaurants over there. Haha thx! Got it at the flea market, best place to get some cheap & fun stuff 😁
@@RadicalLiving Obvious - all the other districts cannot afford excellent restaurants, because there are not yet enough Swabs but only poor Berliners. So you can only get Döner, Falafel and Currywurst there.
Was waiting for you to say Swabians all have their hair in a knot. 😉
Man, you are funny!
Funny
To be fair...they are loyal spouses 😁
Now I aspire to be a Swabian 💪
😂
I am here because one of my DNA tests said I have a rather general match to Swabia. I'm not sure what to think but from now on I shall use the term "saving pig." LOL
Yes we call it also schtek, meaning place where we keep our money and documents in case of fire and emergency to quickly grab it and run to safety. It's all about survival of the fittest. 😊
Thanks for video. I spent 2 years in Germany & never could figure out where Swabia was. I'm still confused on Franconia and Allgau and wonder if they are made-up places to confuse tourists.
American here. My DNA shows a cluster of matches in Swabia. My only grandchild was born in...Swabia!
Mmm das ist neu für mich, interessant. Danke.
Schaffe Schaffe Hausle bauen. Busy Busy building a house. Or something like that. Scwabish saying.
I will have to try next time I am at Prenzlauer Berg. If I'm lucky enough, maybe I will even get my Swabian together with his Sparschwein 😂
Do it 😈😄
You might take me down, but not my Sparschwein called McMoney!
My mum is a Schwab in the UK. Every Sunday I make Deutsches Essen mit potato salad and Spatzle. Mein Gosher lacht!!
Also in our country we have swabians also -we call them șvabi -.They came a long time ago-13 th century ?-they are situated near the south of Banat in Roumania.The other german colonists who had come in the 13 th century they are situated in the North of Transilvania and South -they are called by us Sași , but they are Saxons ))).
Swabians came in the 18th century in Banat.
Super Folge!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO BRUTAL!
We may be a bit full of ourselves, sometimes ... but then there's Bavaria
I live in BaWü and I can confirm this all, along with few more traits..... mostly related to money
😅 Grüße ins Schwabenland
Kehrwoche!!! Arrgghh!
The only thing which would have made this video even better: Finding a LBS for the Bausparvertrag to film in front of :D
Can you make about Bavarians?
🎊🎊🎊 perfect
The moment Berliner brings their meat cleaver 😂😂😂
Wow I wanted to feel offended but it's so true🤣🤣
😂😂😂
But the guy who made the video is Swabian. His grandparents returned from the Russian Empire after their German ancestors had moved there in 1763. The mass migration returned to Stuttgart and became the Swabian community.
Up vote for the Maultaschen reference
In the Banat region of Romania there was /is a Swabian community.
reported for anti-swabian hatespeech ò_ó
Schwabokalypse is upon us
The man who made the video is Swabian.
So very true!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Großbestellung Herrgottsbscheiserle ist Raus 😁
OMG! I have seen a couple of Schwaben-Hass messages. I thought it was something stupid, but now I see it is real. The ones that I have met are EXACTLY like this, hahaha.
Hello
How are you doing?
😐😂😂😂😂i love you guy!!
please do more videos 😢
and montion study in german
all love and support
greatly appreciated 😊 more videos incoming😉
Made my day 😂 aber dein schwäbischer Akzent klingt a bissl arg bayrisch... 🤭
Schön hier, aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?
He is from Baden-Wurttemberg. He is Swabian.
It turned really dark at the end
Ha ha, brilliant.
How did you manage to film that without any polizei sirens???