Erik Cartman meets a dwarf

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  • @matiidesign
    @matiidesign 4 года назад +62861

    I love how he isn’t even trying to offend him, he genuinely loses it whenever he sees the guy.

    • @nightlight8555
      @nightlight8555 4 года назад +1671

      Soko true lol 😂

    • @AJ-vj3es
      @AJ-vj3es 4 года назад +926

      Soko good job your comment made a hilarious video completely unfunny because you had to say some stupid shit.

    • @myleslondon5220
      @myleslondon5220 4 года назад +468

      AJ Martinez12 how

    • @danterik9781
      @danterik9781 4 года назад +915

      I know right. Hes not even trying to be mean, hes just laughing. Imagine if he actually tries to offend him oof

    • @darkosimic499
      @darkosimic499 4 года назад +157

      Dwarf looking mean with that face expression and mean look in his eyes.

  • @PeachNehi
    @PeachNehi 4 года назад +18224

    “No matter what you say I’m still standing”
    “Barely” LMFAOOO

  • @marks6663
    @marks6663 2 года назад +6522

    Any adult who is concerned about what a nine-year-old thinks of him is a small man indeed.

    • @blickyrobyason5173
      @blickyrobyason5173 2 года назад +49

      Lol

    • @neutralemoji9373
      @neutralemoji9373 2 года назад +402

      You can be a dwarf and get upset when a child makes fun of you. It’s called being surprised that the kid has no manners

    • @JustinL614
      @JustinL614 2 года назад +197

      @@neutralemoji9373 You can also be a dwarf and not get upset. Alot of people don't have manners. The best thing to do is just stay away from people like that and not get upset.

    • @neutralemoji9373
      @neutralemoji9373 2 года назад +160

      @@JustinL614 I mean it’s ok to get agitated at a kid/adults with no respect

    • @AnnoyingNerdLoL
      @AnnoyingNerdLoL 2 года назад +159

      @@neutralemoji9373 yes, but it's not okay to threaten that kid and actually get into a physical fight with them, which happened later in the same episode. That's where Mr Nelson crossed the line.

  • @dmfcopple9531
    @dmfcopple9531 2 года назад +899

    "Who's the fricking genius the put him in little suspenders?!" - My favorite quote

  • @zombiedarx1069
    @zombiedarx1069 3 года назад +45167

    I respect that Cartman can find joy in the littlest things~

    • @woohoobarz
      @woohoobarz 3 года назад +954

      LFMAO

    • @Kixal07
      @Kixal07 3 года назад +647

      DAMN

    • @pawd97
      @pawd97 3 года назад +435

      Fair Play

    • @zombiedarx1069
      @zombiedarx1069 3 года назад +166

      @Victor Latorre Romero If you don't know then you don't wanna know...

    • @CrowCrojoINTJ
      @CrowCrojoINTJ 3 года назад +70

      Victor Latorre Romero its a wholesome image.
      i dont know either

  • @peroxideman5292
    @peroxideman5292 3 года назад +24631

    See, the first mistake he made when trying to teach Eric a moral lesson was assuming that Eric has morals

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 3 года назад +596

      Shockingly enough, it happens all the time in the real world...lol a lot of people are like cartman really-they only understand violence

    • @rsvp1983
      @rsvp1983 3 года назад +430

      @@cameronspence4977 cartman understands more than violence... he just doest care 🤣

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 3 года назад +41

      @@rsvp1983 well yeah but he usually doesnt act like it lol

    • @lapplandkun9273
      @lapplandkun9273 3 года назад +79

      @@cameronspence4977 umm yeah no. A lot of people have morals and more than a fictional morbidly obese television character

    • @VictorS662
      @VictorS662 3 года назад +45

      @@lapplandkun9273 Yea but a lot of people dont which is what he said

  • @maxolack8753
    @maxolack8753 2 года назад +790

    9 years later it's still hilarious. I'll laugh at this episode till I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣

    • @antsletjuka6304
      @antsletjuka6304 2 года назад

      Why stop there? Laugh at it while in hell too 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Danimal1177
      @Danimal1177 11 месяцев назад +5

      Like Cartman, it's the little things in life that make us happy!

    • @anonymous-cy2ms
      @anonymous-cy2ms 9 месяцев назад +1

      The episode was from 2007.

  • @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179
    @justyourfriendlyneighborho9179 2 года назад +1038

    I love how Cartman isn’t even really trying to be mean, he’s just genuinely losing it every time he sees the little dude

    • @ep.1646
      @ep.1646 Год назад +11

      Bro don’t copy people’s comments

    • @MooseCastle
      @MooseCastle Год назад +17

      @@ep.1646 You ever consider that people just have the same ideas?

    • @ashtimbo
      @ashtimbo Год назад +4

      he's pointing and insulting him too

    • @Monster-Endergy
      @Monster-Endergy Год назад

      @@z.t.a.r.s "“bro don’t copy people’s comments” - 👶"-🐬

    • @ep.1646
      @ep.1646 Год назад

      @@z.t.a.r.s no but it’s annoying and it’s a 👶 thing to do

  • @skollandhati9961
    @skollandhati9961 4 года назад +28955

    He’s actually the only character that walks normally.

  • @max4540
    @max4540 4 года назад +13739

    The way they made the midget walk was so over the top and so great lol

    • @tylerortiz5173
      @tylerortiz5173 4 года назад +179

      I’m dying lmao

    • @dickjifferson739
      @dickjifferson739 4 года назад +30

      yea its a parody show

    • @dirtyjew1974
      @dirtyjew1974 4 года назад +68

      More like a waddle lol

    • @dirtyjew1974
      @dirtyjew1974 4 года назад +25

      @HowDareYou no dwarves in lord of the rings walk that way, they aren't even real dwarves, they're acrors playing dwarves and aren't even in that same bodily proportion. They just use forced perception to make them look that short

    • @dirtyjew1974
      @dirtyjew1974 4 года назад +1

      @HowDareYou not sure what year you're talking a out lol. Its just a nickname I got kind of like dirty harry.

  • @billiebleach7889
    @billiebleach7889 2 года назад +292

    “Who’s the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders?”

  • @alexissammartino8098
    @alexissammartino8098 2 года назад +135

    “You see? No matter what you say, I’m still standing.”
    “Barely!” 😭😭

  • @Tigerman1138
    @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +16871

    I just love how Cartman refers to Dr. Neilson as “it.”

    • @anirudh2250
      @anirudh2250 4 года назад +401

      Tigerman1138 Did I hurt its little feelings??😂😂

    • @georgeshelton6281
      @georgeshelton6281 4 года назад +137

      Eric Cartman cracked a few jokes about Mr. Nelson without saying a thing.

    • @onthaticeburgess109
      @onthaticeburgess109 4 года назад +5

      Anirudh Maiya stfu

    • @ProGraMmer562
      @ProGraMmer562 4 года назад +112

      @@onthaticeburgess109 calm down there little guy

    • @onthaticeburgess109
      @onthaticeburgess109 4 года назад +3

      JellyOnMyDick stfu

  • @vincentmalpica
    @vincentmalpica 4 года назад +5171

    He's belittling him

    • @gabye.
      @gabye. 4 года назад +57

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @salt8044
      @salt8044 4 года назад +48

      I wheezed reading that 😂

    • @MrSkateAndWatch
      @MrSkateAndWatch 4 года назад +99

      That’s low

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +9

      :)

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +29

      Vincent Malpica They just want Eric to make a *small issue*

  • @skwisgarskwigelf7191
    @skwisgarskwigelf7191 2 года назад +209

    What’s so funny about this is that for once Cartman isn’t trying to be a dick he just legitimately finds the dwarf’s appearance hysterical 😂🤣

  • @blockyshapes7001
    @blockyshapes7001 Год назад +52

    Bro Cartman just can’t be humbled. The dwarf was trying to his hardest to make it seem like Cartman was not angering him, but Cartman simply did not care.

  • @theintunity
    @theintunity 3 года назад +7291

    I like how Cartman gets outraged when his class calls him fatso and then immediatly forgets everything and bursts into laughter as soon as he sees the midget hahah

    • @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323
      @bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323 3 года назад +183

      Cartman is a real fucking hypocrite...

    • @xin5aneshot410
      @xin5aneshot410 3 года назад +177

      Alright who is the genus that dressed up in little suspenders

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +221

      That's the point of Cartman. He's a tasteless sociopath.

    • @glidershower
      @glidershower 3 года назад +80

      I think there's a point where you can go from sheer outrage to plain hysterical laughter.
      Like that one time I was trying to fix my family's ollllllld car (as my first one), and during one test, I accidentally scrapped off a bit of the rear bumpers' trim off while driving. I was so pissed when I realized that back home, thinking "Oh no, where in the hell am I gonna find a spare bumper now! And all it needed before was just paint and polish!" and I was raging so hard that without much thought I gave it _the slightest, softest of kicks,_ *and the entire whole rear bumper fell to the ground with a fat thud.*
      I lost it, I had to stop laughing because my lungs actually began hurt, and then I kept laughing more. I'm still keking over here just remembering, lolz.

    • @WarriorRockStarWolfGaming
      @WarriorRockStarWolfGaming 3 года назад +20

      The right word to say is little person

  • @patrickweber3954
    @patrickweber3954 4 года назад +14183

    Imagine PC Principal dealing with this.

    • @Batman8657
      @Batman8657 3 года назад +718

      Nobody earns woke points for being outraged on behalf of midgets. So, yeah, putting PC principal into this situation would actually make for a fun episode lol

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 3 года назад +290

      He'd have put Cartman in the hospital again!

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 3 года назад +205

      He'd have Cartman crucified. I'd pay to see that. The fat fuck has deserved it for over 20 years.

    • @maveethedemon6664
      @maveethedemon6664 3 года назад +57

      R.I.P. Eric Cartman.

    • @Flutterzancelight
      @Flutterzancelight 3 года назад +42

      PC principal will shoot Cartman if this last laugh about dwarf people.

  • @frenchlad9441
    @frenchlad9441 Год назад +71

    the fact he doesn't even seem to laugh because of bullying stuff but because it seems hilarious to him makes it even better

  • @thatocelot879
    @thatocelot879 2 года назад +46

    "Your words are like bullets."
    Cartman: So anyway, I started blasting.

  • @user-fh9mf2hk6j
    @user-fh9mf2hk6j 4 года назад +10696

    Cartman is lucky PC Principal wasn't introduced yet.

    • @miderwr9363
      @miderwr9363 4 года назад +480

      I don't think PC principal would care because midget is not a race or a gender

    • @user-fh9mf2hk6j
      @user-fh9mf2hk6j 4 года назад +1086

      @@miderwr9363 He cares about microaggressions, not just racism.

    • @ChafradorGaming
      @ChafradorGaming 4 года назад +133

      @@user-fh9mf2hk6j he's a white cis-male tho, only thing that would save him is that he would be gay, but other than that PC Principal wouldn't give a shit.

    • @jasonmnosaj
      @jasonmnosaj 4 года назад +211

      @@ChafradorGaming wow you're dence. It was a joke dimwit, "MICRO-aggression" get it? Cuase he is tiny. You ruined the joke fucknut.
      Even if it was or wasn't a joke, this is still a microaggression. PC principal has verbally called out cartman before for things like that. Even against white CIS males. You know nothing about Southpark, GTFO you sockhumper.

    • @ChafradorGaming
      @ChafradorGaming 4 года назад +22

      @@jasonmnosaj ok zoomer

  • @nix7130
    @nix7130 4 года назад +7069

    “Who was the freaking genius who dressed it up in little suspenders?”
    Best. Line. Ever.

  • @robcoward6326
    @robcoward6326 2 года назад +63

    1:39 I like how his voice rose when he said "Shut your fucking mouth!" 😂

  • @Tirell_trey
    @Tirell_trey 3 месяца назад +6

    I'm happy Cartman can find joy in the little things in life

    • @actuary33
      @actuary33 9 дней назад

      Was that u clyde?? Lolll

  • @bryceb1889
    @bryceb1889 3 года назад +8651

    I love how Cartman refers to him as “IT,” showing that he literally has no regard for human life

    • @jackhazardous4008
      @jackhazardous4008 3 года назад +192

      Counterpoint, miniatures arent human

    • @lightingthedarkremoteviewi8086
      @lightingthedarkremoteviewi8086 3 года назад +64

      You love him having no regard for human life, cuz you don't either.

    • @byronsenior6499
      @byronsenior6499 3 года назад +159

      It's more so he sees this particular person as subhuman.

    • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
      @mr.beefyboidoody3539 3 года назад +79

      It's Cartman what did you expect

    • @hughjass5753
      @hughjass5753 3 года назад +20

      Good thing you said "literally". I'd hate for anyone to think you were speaking rhetorically.

  • @grossno2262
    @grossno2262 3 года назад +19333

    The fact he said “no fucking way” makes it a lot better

    • @ExcellentEthan
      @ExcellentEthan 2 года назад +42

      Lol

    • @alissalalala
      @alissalalala 2 года назад +249

      the fact that he didn't think that dwarf's existsd

    • @markpugh6808
      @markpugh6808 2 года назад +85

      Like how they don't bleep the f words out anymore that was the shit thing about the early seasons

    • @KaziKami
      @KaziKami 2 года назад +11

      Didnt need to put "the fact"

    • @dagger6152
      @dagger6152 2 года назад +26

      @@KaziKami bro what

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 2 года назад +83

    I love how he just bursts out laughing in belly laughter at the instant he lays eyes on him 🤣

  • @tananatana4011
    @tananatana4011 Год назад +12

    I love how he says "no fucking way". Like he isn't even trying to be offensive, he just genuinely can't believe what he sees

  • @6oclocknewsat8
    @6oclocknewsat8 3 года назад +9233

    Cartman is without a doubt the most remorseless character in all of television.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 года назад +319

      That's the point, he a complete psychopath who is the embodiment of evil and hate.

    • @fredwright5954
      @fredwright5954 3 года назад +36

      @@SovereignStatesman he has fun

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 года назад +44

      @@fredwright5954 As long as he doesn't say anything directly against blacks.

    • @moth-corpse
      @moth-corpse 3 года назад +54

      @@fredwright5954 just because it's fun doesn't mean it's right, but hey it's south park soooo

    • @soprano94
      @soprano94 3 года назад +25

      Nah Roger is way worse

  • @gaminwatch8203
    @gaminwatch8203 3 года назад +10033

    Women: “How tall are you?”
    Me: “5 foot-“
    Women:

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 6 месяцев назад +17

    I’m sorry, but Eric Cartman’s laugh is so contagious that it’s making me laugh already.

  • @xyzza2928
    @xyzza2928 8 месяцев назад +51

    The funny thing is that Cartman is actually a little bit shorter than the dwarf.

    • @desternamer
      @desternamer 8 месяцев назад

      Because he is like 8 the midget is probably like 40

    • @grenouillesupreme
      @grenouillesupreme 6 месяцев назад +9

      Cuz he is 8

    • @zeked4200
      @zeked4200 6 месяцев назад +4

      Why is that "the funny thing"? Cartman isn't fully grown. They're only in 4th grade...they're all like 10 or so 😂

    • @laurafurtwangler8848
      @laurafurtwangler8848 6 месяцев назад +2

      He's shorter but he's wider in compensation

    • @suburbiaisnice
      @suburbiaisnice Месяц назад

      if you’re only a bit taller than a 4th grader that’s a problem

  • @MisterVercetti
    @MisterVercetti 4 года назад +5405

    Sounds like Mr. Nelson is rather short-tempered.

    • @colin-campbell
      @colin-campbell 4 года назад +143

      What do girls call guys under 6 feet tall?
      Friends.

    • @ItsBobsterr
      @ItsBobsterr 4 года назад +15

      pppffft hahahaha

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 4 года назад +18

      Dude definitely has a little temper.

    • @sant41
      @sant41 4 года назад +3

      hahahahahhahahaha

    • @brandysanderson319
      @brandysanderson319 4 года назад +11

      He is only a little funny😂😋🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😄

  • @nou5033
    @nou5033 3 года назад +6496

    Mr. Nelson: “words are like bullets...”
    Eric: So anyway, i started blasting

    • @petematkowski2924
      @petematkowski2924 3 года назад +52

      This needs to be top comment

    • @Holderman-lj2rw
      @Holderman-lj2rw 3 года назад +36

      Cartman: uncontrollable laughter
      Mr. Nelson: alright if you don’t shut the fuck up!
      Cartmans principal: uh mr.nelson!!!!!

    • @christian9146
      @christian9146 3 года назад +42

      "Words are like bullets." But Eric Cartman's words are like nuclear.

    • @good1742
      @good1742 3 года назад +4

      @@christian9146 i saw that comment too, i'll never forget it xD

    • @sam9014
      @sam9014 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @roddyjarrar728
    @roddyjarrar728 2 года назад +24

    Eric's laugh is always priceless no matter what it is he's laughing at, fucked up or not lol

  • @drock6966
    @drock6966 2 года назад +8

    "SHUT YOUR FU**ING MOUTH!!" LMAO!! That dwarf had had enough of Eric!! 😆😆😆

  • @eltravo2112
    @eltravo2112 4 года назад +4207

    Eric owes Mr. Nelson a short apology

    • @joepowell3
      @joepowell3 4 года назад +233

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA A “SHORT” APOLOGY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

    • @melvinm.261
      @melvinm.261 4 года назад +272

      You're right. Cartman shouldn't think so little of him

    • @ERROR--fs1hu
      @ERROR--fs1hu 4 года назад +166

      yes your right its not good to look down on people like that

    • @TrowaBardon
      @TrowaBardon 4 года назад +84

      Yes cause looking so far down could hurt your Neck

    • @stevenblack362
      @stevenblack362 4 года назад +42

      SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTHS!!!

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace 3 года назад +7951

    Honestly, the guy got off easy compared to Cartman's other victims.

    • @vaporean_boylove.0w083
      @vaporean_boylove.0w083 3 года назад +148

      To be honest that's very true

    • @Doubl_Troubl
      @Doubl_Troubl 3 года назад +313

      That’s because Cartman wasn’t threatened at all

    • @Sednas
      @Sednas 3 года назад +295

      He didn't piss him off, he just made him laugh hard.

    • @icyhex
      @icyhex 3 года назад +180

      Cartman didn't even have beef with him though. He legitimately thought it was hilarious.

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 3 года назад +34

      Because Cartman has plot-armor, or he would have been dead long ago.

  • @priatalat
    @priatalat 2 года назад +15

    What he should've done is start laughing at the beaver joke, and just responded with "hey that IS funny" and burst out laughing with him. Cartman would either get bored and move on or get pissed his words aren't getting to him.

    • @minilord2012
      @minilord2012 Год назад +2

      I think that would imply that cartman is actually being funny when the joke really seems to be the absurd amount of disrespect cartman displays in the face of other people who try to be reasonable with him, like most jokes that involve cartman

  • @Bigbaymonstermare
    @Bigbaymonstermare 2 года назад +21

    “Did I hurt his little feelings?” 🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @specificguy3747
    @specificguy3747 3 года назад +5514

    hey eric cartman, you should know that all your insults go right over his head

  • @ChiseledAdonis
    @ChiseledAdonis 3 года назад +22722

    I love how much effort it takes for that dwarf to walk... It's as if he's swaying the balance of the universe with every step

    • @erectilereptile7383
      @erectilereptile7383 3 года назад +118

      Lmao

    • @erectilereptile7383
      @erectilereptile7383 3 года назад +149

      Like walking on Jupiter

    • @Lefty_Monty
      @Lefty_Monty 3 года назад +158

      I just love how I can randomly find you in some of these youtube comments😭

    • @okaygerepied5388
      @okaygerepied5388 3 года назад +39

      Hey it's the guy that is looking from a side angle and holding a microphone whilst opening his mouth

    • @erectilereptile7383
      @erectilereptile7383 3 года назад +10

      @cow I know, it’s all gas. Just so much gravity on Jupiter

  • @collateraldamagegaming6985
    @collateraldamagegaming6985 2 года назад +13

    I love how Cartman isn’t even trying to hurt his feelings, he just generally thinks it’s funny

  • @cordynasty
    @cordynasty 7 месяцев назад +8

    "I can rise above it" lost it

  • @milkmangreg871
    @milkmangreg871 4 года назад +3692

    Imagine going into the recording booth just to laugh for like 3 minutes straight

    • @kirisategoman3228
      @kirisategoman3228 4 года назад +66

      Keen Bob I’ll take it. But pay me $500

    • @ekanshnigam
      @ekanshnigam 4 года назад +22

      You look like Ted from Scrubs...

    • @Stardus
      @Stardus 4 года назад +4

      Sgt. Strong Cock
      LOL

    • @VintageNarwhal
      @VintageNarwhal 4 года назад +2

      Keen Bob probably got him high as fuck and just read him the shit he had to say 😂

    • @igo0di
      @igo0di 4 года назад +1

      Worth it though

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 3 года назад +8177

    I love that they let Cartman insult the guy , then stops the dwarf when he gets mad.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus 3 года назад +645

      The dwarf is supposed to be the adult.

    • @johnnyboycassidy749
      @johnnyboycassidy749 3 года назад +713

      @@Wasserkaktus : "barely"

    • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
      @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 3 года назад +249

      @@Wasserkaktus
      So ?
      Just because he's an adult doesn't give Cartman free pass of insults.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus 3 года назад +75

      @@Great-Dao-of-Elegance Cartman isn't an adult.

    • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
      @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 3 года назад +189

      @@Wasserkaktus
      So it's ok for kids to throw insults like it's nothing ?
      What kind of parenting did you have, wish I had that "grounding" and "go to your room" when I was a kid 🤣

  • @Stanfordscienceman
    @Stanfordscienceman Год назад +34

    I love that every time cartman hears the dwarf talking out of view he looks scared for a moment,and then instantly bursts out into laughter the second he sees who’s talking to him.

  • @ericg4915
    @ericg4915 Год назад +10

    This show makes me so happy. I literally grew up with it in the late 90s watching in the 2nd grade. Maybe the only show ever that you can watch at 8 years old and 30 years old and still love

  • @MobiusMundUr
    @MobiusMundUr 3 года назад +3107

    Summarises how schools deal with people who get bullied

    • @kiki4910
      @kiki4910 3 года назад +77

      they don't lol

    • @Aveture
      @Aveture 3 года назад +172

      @@kiki4910 yeah, that's the joke.

    • @codyhumble7855
      @codyhumble7855 3 года назад +45

      I didn't get this good of treatment. the administration in my schools when i was younger said things like 'learn to live with it'

    • @princessbeexxxx
      @princessbeexxxx 3 года назад +31

      I was bullied but it stopped when i pushed one of my bullies into a crowd of desks. Wasn't messed with since then.

    • @chancedavis6216
      @chancedavis6216 3 года назад +25

      @@JonathanTBE Never trust anyone to solve your own problems because you will be disappointed. If you want something done, do it your goddamn self.

  • @tylermitchell.420
    @tylermitchell.420 3 года назад +5277

    “No matter how you act, I can rise above it”
    Cartman: “Rise above it, get it!”😂

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 6 месяцев назад +3

    In the office scene, it’s really hypocritical of Principal Victoria to just let Cartman spew insults at him, but when he’s had enough and snaps back, suddenly he’s the one in trouble? Nah, that’s a double standard for sure.

  • @wdsa7129
    @wdsa7129 2 года назад +12

    I love the fact that no matter the circumstance, Cartman always automatically laughs at Mr. Nelson whenever he sees him.

  • @HUNTER-rb9lc
    @HUNTER-rb9lc 4 года назад +3790

    “Look how his face gets all red he's like a Little Strawberry~...”

    • @stellabee4u
      @stellabee4u 4 года назад +7

      BfbKiddo that’s my bad that’s my bad. no one taught them not to grab..

    • @roseheartbreaker6716
      @roseheartbreaker6716 4 года назад +7

      @BfbKiddo lol

    • @kurm7161
      @kurm7161 4 года назад +7

      @Bfkiddo good one

    • @waxkopp
      @waxkopp 4 года назад +4

      Let's hunt little strawberries. 🍓🔫

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 года назад +7

      BfbKiddo WINNER! Comment of the Day.

  • @donovanpitts6907
    @donovanpitts6907 4 года назад +3596

    “They put a little suit on him” 😂 😆 😂

    • @My6119
      @My6119 4 года назад +19

      Lol and that Dashie pic

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 4 года назад +8

      @@My6119 😂😂😂

    • @DialgaMarine3
      @DialgaMarine3 4 года назад +23

      Alright, who put little suspenders on it? Clyde, was that your idea? 😂

    • @tommytowse96
      @tommytowse96 4 года назад +3

      Ayy a dashie fan ! Sup ma boi

    • @ltrublul3162
      @ltrublul3162 4 года назад +1

      Wow Dashie fan boi

  • @gslinger93
    @gslinger93 9 месяцев назад +13

    Him laughing instantly is so funny

  • @toddsmith1969
    @toddsmith1969 2 года назад +15

    Lmfao Eric immediately laughing in the beginning gets me every time 😂

  • @buttersstotch601
    @buttersstotch601 3 года назад +2711

    “No matter what you say I’m still standing”
    “Barely😂😂”

    • @zombiekiller3212
      @zombiekiller3212 3 года назад +78

      "No matter how you act I can rise above it" "rise above it get it" 🤣🤣

    • @TheVagabond627
      @TheVagabond627 3 года назад +52

      “Shut your fucking mouth!” 🤬

    • @zombiekiller3212
      @zombiekiller3212 3 года назад +31

      @@TheVagabond627 Mr.Nelson 🤣😂

    • @buttersstotch601
      @buttersstotch601 3 года назад +14

      Uhhhh he didn’t get to me, he didn’t get to me

    • @themajinking6664
      @themajinking6664 3 года назад +13

      Someone finally gets it

  • @EndOfSmallSanctuary97
    @EndOfSmallSanctuary97 4 года назад +995

    0:38 I love how he instantly stops being angry and just laughs hysterically as soon as he sees him again

  • @turboranger7550
    @turboranger7550 7 месяцев назад +6

    _"Remember kids, this is the same episode where we said the N-Word 42 times and NO ONE could stop us!"_ - Stan's Dad

  • @vashthestampede11
    @vashthestampede11 2 года назад +4

    I have watched this hundreds, possibly thousands of times, and it NEVER, EVER STOPS BEING FUNNY!

  • @juano4710
    @juano4710 4 года назад +4130

    “Who put the little suspenders on him?” 🤣

    • @discardmyfriends
      @discardmyfriends 4 года назад +109

      Clyde was that you? 😆

    • @mattfortheguinn4037
      @mattfortheguinn4037 4 года назад +25

      It lol

    • @estebansanchez5195
      @estebansanchez5195 4 года назад +5

      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh did I hurt his little feelings ha ha ha you see I'm still standing
      Barely ha ha ha ha ha ha

    • @mattfortheguinn4037
      @mattfortheguinn4037 4 года назад +3

      Esteban Sanchez way to put exactly what’s in the video...

    • @JALopez-bh6yg
      @JALopez-bh6yg 4 года назад +21

      Who dressed "IT" up in little suspenders 🤣🤣

  • @SOFTBUDZZZ
    @SOFTBUDZZZ 4 года назад +4328

    The fact that he laughs like Spongebob with a cold is even funnier

  • @roronoazoro21514
    @roronoazoro21514 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Did i hurt his little fellings"killed me

  • @JustACatOnATree
    @JustACatOnATree 11 месяцев назад +7

    We should get 8 of these and dress them as beavers and see if they build a dam

  • @cjsmith8319
    @cjsmith8319 4 года назад +2108

    “Eight of these...” no human value in his eyes! 🤣

  • @marcuslyons7706
    @marcuslyons7706 3 года назад +5017

    Cartman isn’t old enough to live alone yet but he’s living in Mr. Nelson’s head rent free 😂😂

    • @davidpeters2625
      @davidpeters2625 3 года назад +61

      That knocked it way out of the park..

    • @dddudespark
      @dddudespark 2 года назад +43

      Me when someone says 'South Park' sucks:
      01:39 ~ 01:41

    • @basicallysnake
      @basicallysnake 2 года назад +14

      @@dddudespark or 0:42 - 0:45

    • @BT.channel
      @BT.channel 2 года назад +2

      What?

    • @ChicagoGuy77
      @ChicagoGuy77 2 года назад +11

      @@davidpeters2625 way out of “South Park”

  • @gem3506
    @gem3506 Год назад +11

    This episode will always make me laugh I friggin love Eric Cartman he's just so unapologetically himself

  • @ronaldmcdonald8303
    @ronaldmcdonald8303 6 месяцев назад +2

    Cartman is definitely one of my all time favourite cartoon characters. He's just so funny. I love how he always has a different outlook to everyone else. Sure he's selfish, greedy and a bit of a rebel, but that's what makes his such a great character. He's not afraid to speak his mind and I like that. He can see through people who are pretentious and say it like it is, I like his tear away personality. All round just a fantastic character in my opinion!

    • @KZPS4
      @KZPS4 3 месяца назад

      Perfect description for this character, a fucking honest kid

  • @fizzykiddo
    @fizzykiddo 4 года назад +703

    I love how this guy has his own exaggerated walk. Like, there’s the South Park walk, and then there’s this guy

    • @Squiddlewheel
      @Squiddlewheel 4 года назад +15

      Mewelii it’s so ridiculous looking I love it

    • @bingchillin3628
      @bingchillin3628 4 года назад +48

      Ikr they coudlnt give him the classic jumping up and down walk they gave him his own little fucked up wobble 😂

  • @mattfortheguinn4037
    @mattfortheguinn4037 4 года назад +1996

    The finger pointing is more funny than the laughing haha

    • @EclipseHedgehog
      @EclipseHedgehog 4 года назад +6

      cartman could always dish it but could never take it XD

    • @koreanpopcorn18
      @koreanpopcorn18 4 года назад

      Matt FortheGuinn his laugh is also funny 😄

    • @cracklasco
      @cracklasco 4 года назад

      Now I picture Cartman pointing at him nonstop and not laughing. Just staring like •_•
      That would be hilarious.

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 4 года назад +1

      @@EclipseHedgehog A good defense is a good offense.

  • @lessthanthreemetal
    @lessthanthreemetal 2 года назад +2

    0:37 Best one, he forgets about being offended to laugh at the guy

  • @iceman4208
    @iceman4208 Год назад +6

    Cartman is the epitome of evil 😂😆😂

  • @leejay5202
    @leejay5202 3 года назад +4106

    Eric literally cutting him off saying “If we can get like eight of these...” without even acknowledging the dwarf and laughing his ass off is THE MOST savagely disrespectful shit ive ever seen. Its so perfectly evil. Literally the most dehumanizing phrase ever uttered, viewing him solely as a prop for his own amusement.

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 2 года назад +142

      What about how he repeatedly called Mr. Nelson an “it”?

    • @theotherdave8013
      @theotherdave8013 2 года назад +36

      Thats cartman for ya.

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 2 года назад +55

      Its better to be insulted and probably even attacked than be casually ignored while you’re talking

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 2 года назад +2

      @Drumslav Czechisenko are you polish?

    • @retiredalt
      @retiredalt 2 года назад +1

      😆

  • @ahaha8
    @ahaha8 2 года назад +2097

    I love how Cartman's laughing finally overcomes the dwarf's false self-confidence!!!! 😆

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 2 года назад +77

      Incomplete self-confidence.

    • @userdetails1
      @userdetails1 Год назад +32

      Words pass right through him, but not Cartman's laughter

    • @m0istur
      @m0istur Год назад +22

      ​@@userdetails1 nah you mean it went over him

    • @bittlesthecookieakacaitcat8798
      @bittlesthecookieakacaitcat8798 7 месяцев назад

      Fr

    • @umwha
      @umwha 3 месяца назад

      I don’t really see why it’s funny

  • @coltonpiper6156
    @coltonpiper6156 2 года назад +4

    0:21. Cartmen gets so mad so quickly and of course thinks Kyle put everyone up to it hahaha

  • @jimf4278
    @jimf4278 11 месяцев назад +4

    One of the funniest episodes of South Park. I had tears coming out of my eyes from laughing so hard.

  • @choccocker
    @choccocker 4 года назад +2138

    That laugh is so maniacal, psychopathic.

    • @KS-nq8vo
      @KS-nq8vo 4 года назад +19

      Do you even know what your saying?

    • @choccocker
      @choccocker 4 года назад +37

      @@KS-nq8vo well I thought cartman was a psychopath?

    • @arvindshastry1178
      @arvindshastry1178 4 года назад +99

      @@choccocker Yep he is a psychopath, only a psychopath would kill someone's parents and feed them to their own children

    • @blizzarias9277
      @blizzarias9277 4 года назад +5

      K S I think he meant maniacal not maniac

    • @choccocker
      @choccocker 4 года назад +4

      @@blizzarias9277 sorry I'm french. Should I correct it ?

  • @greathoonta3461
    @greathoonta3461 3 года назад +960

    “No matter how you treat me I’m still standing.” “BARELY AHAHAHAHAHAHAH” fuck man cartman got him good

  • @stevenrittierodt6506
    @stevenrittierodt6506 2 года назад +7

    Dude this clip never fails to make me cry laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @temmdonn854
    @temmdonn854 Год назад +5

    I love that he isn’t laughing to get him mad, he just genuinely can’t keep it together when he sees him.

  • @c0mpletelynonsens1cal13
    @c0mpletelynonsens1cal13 3 года назад +784

    Cartman can make the toughest, confident strong and narcissistic man feel like the ant of society in a quick second

    • @scowell
      @scowell 2 года назад +24

      'Man'? Don't forget the nanny episode.

    • @c0mpletelynonsens1cal13
      @c0mpletelynonsens1cal13 2 года назад +5

      @@scowell oh yeah I forgot

    • @Tom_Het
      @Tom_Het 2 года назад +21

      Cesar Millan might be the only one immune to him. Thoufh I wouldn't call him a narcissist by any stretch.
      Narcissists are inherently unconfident and already feel like ants even without Cartman's help. Though to be fair I'm guessing you weren't trying to refer to the personality disorder.

    • @reconscout2238
      @reconscout2238 2 года назад +5

      Cartman never intimiddated a real man nelson is a dwarf

    • @nicklatallade9344
      @nicklatallade9344 Год назад +1

      @@Tom_Het but still it would be nice to find a way to bring out that under confidence and insignificance the way Cartman does

  • @daytimegaming3122
    @daytimegaming3122 3 года назад +596

    What mr. Nelson didn't seem to understand, was that Carmen wasn't saying that stuff to try and make him feel bad. Cartman just found it really funny and was amusing himself.

    • @legojarjarbinks2564
      @legojarjarbinks2564 3 года назад +59

      To be fair,you wouldn't expect a normal child to laugh his ass off as much as Cartman in this situation. In the eyes of Mr.Nelson it must have looked like Cartman was just taunting him without a particular reason. Plus,he couldn't have known Cartman's twisted sense of humour beforehand

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 года назад +36

      I don’t think it’s a twisted sense of humour it’s more he is literally incapable of seeing him as a person

    • @legojarjarbinks2564
      @legojarjarbinks2564 3 года назад +11

      @@mrcritical6751 well,Cartman is a natural Nazi,not that I knew there even were naturally born Nazis,yet here we are.

    • @tomcameron1770
      @tomcameron1770 3 года назад +23

      Yeah, but the fact that he wasn’t laughing at him to offend him, and that he was just laughing because he found his appearance amusing, plus the comments he kept making shows how much of a sociopath Eric Cartman really is. But he’s a psychopath as well. He’s done worse.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 3 года назад +8

      Really makes me question why the school even let Cartman go to that assembly, they know how terrible and unwilling to learn his lesson he is so why did they think putting him in a room with a guy who has a disability and was trying to teach a lesson about not reacting to bullying due to physical appearance would be a good idea

  • @I_am_Dane_Youssef
    @I_am_Dane_Youssef 2 года назад +4

    Somehow just seeing Cartman laugh so hard makes me laugh so hard. Especially how he can't stop.

  • @veteranimperial718
    @veteranimperial718 2 года назад +7

    Words are like bullets, they hurt like hell when they are aim at you.

  • @theedragonking1
    @theedragonking1 3 года назад +2014

    I love how he doesn’t laugh because he’s being mean he just laughs because he genuinely thinks it’s funny

    • @robertjohnson8250
      @robertjohnson8250 2 года назад +72

      Um, not really though... all of his insults/jokes as he continues to laugh harder completely debunk that theory
      Besides, it's Cartman... So BOTH laughing to be mean AND genuinely finding it funny are true

    • @MooseCastle
      @MooseCastle Год назад +10

      @@robertjohnson8250 Mean is a mindstate not an action. If you're not doing something maliciously then it's not mean.

    • @InternationalSocialism
      @InternationalSocialism Год назад

      @@MooseCastle Thats not true and you're stupid

    • @InternationalSocialism
      @InternationalSocialism Год назад +4

      Ive watched this episode since i was a kid and ive never thought this, Cartman is just a terrible person, the fact that you find a reason to defend with such delusion id bet you are a terrible person as well, no normal person thinks like this

    • @InternationalSocialism
      @InternationalSocialism Год назад

      @@MooseCastle I hope that youve went your entire life believing something thats so wrong, i actually feel bad for you and anyone who has had to deal with your social retardation

  • @feetenthusiast1015
    @feetenthusiast1015 3 года назад +432

    I love how he was hiding in the crowd when all the kids called him "fatso"

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 2 года назад +26

      When you’re alone in the office, sneeze, and the wastebasket says “bless you”

  • @John-gr4td
    @John-gr4td 2 года назад +38

    Midgets are funny, I watched one bowl once, hands down one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen..

    • @flaminggaming143
      @flaminggaming143 2 года назад +7

      Imagine If they replaced every tv show cast and movie actors with midget versions of themselves.
      Id have no lungs left and id have a 37 pack🤣🤣

  • @coldzoroark6440
    @coldzoroark6440 Год назад +7

    Cartman's laughter is contagious

  • @EddieTheCruiser1984
    @EddieTheCruiser1984 3 года назад +992

    What gets me is when he told Cartman to stfu and mr. Mackey and principal Victoria seemed more shocked at how mr Nelson swore at him rather than cartman laughing

    • @rsvp1983
      @rsvp1983 3 года назад +145

      They did warn him 🤷‍♂️ 🤣 and his entire thing was about staying calm and being the better person. Yet it only took him 30 seconds to snap when faced with a child

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee 3 года назад +92

      Lol they’ve known Cartman for years. They’re fully aware he’s a monster

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 2 года назад +69

      @@rsvp1983 Yep, I liked the irony. He claims that Cartman’s words are powerless against him, and yet it takes him less than a minute to angrily lash out at an elementary school kid.

    • @SightForMemories
      @SightForMemories 2 года назад +8

      Cartman isn't a kid... he's a monster :)

    • @haltdieklappe7972
      @haltdieklappe7972 2 года назад +22

      @@elisabethheiman2104 South Park making fun of people who try to act like they’re not insecure about the thing they can’t fix

  • @darulezlulez2625
    @darulezlulez2625 3 года назад +485

    His "pffff"-face before laughing is the best

  • @rollingwebs5224
    @rollingwebs5224 2 года назад +5

    Seeing innocent kid laughing made me happy

  • @poopmaster659
    @poopmaster659 2 года назад +8

    i love how shameless cartman is

  • @Makiimatsu
    @Makiimatsu 3 года назад +1869

    I swear cartman is the worst human being alive and i love how much he is mean to others.

    • @SosaGH841
      @SosaGH841 3 года назад +10

      He is not human he is Gmo

    • @chrism.1749
      @chrism.1749 3 года назад +1

      @@SosaGH841
      Ah, the alien/dog nonsense

    • @urmumsbaps
      @urmumsbaps 3 года назад +48

      @@Carl_McMelvin found the fat kid that nobody likes

    • @sirduncebag6190
      @sirduncebag6190 3 года назад +9

      @@urmumsbaps k lol

    • @Astrothunder_
      @Astrothunder_ 3 года назад +2

      @@sirduncebag6190 k lol

  • @rurichan1036
    @rurichan1036 3 года назад +500

    *”WE COULD DRESS THEM UP LIKE LITTLE BEAVERS-“*

    • @culo1550
      @culo1550 3 года назад +2

      Hha

    • @Rachel-mo1mu
      @Rachel-mo1mu 3 года назад +13

      Then put them in a little pot and see if they build a dam

    • @Lieinfall
      @Lieinfall 3 года назад +2

      See no matter what you say I am still standing

    • @titaniumguy1634
      @titaniumguy1634 3 года назад +2

      @@Lieinfall *BARELY!*

    • @stupidiot8919
      @stupidiot8919 3 года назад +1

      @@titaniumguy1634 No matter how u act, I can rise above it!!

  • @josephhamilton4145
    @josephhamilton4145 2 года назад +4

    "Did i hurt its little feelings"?💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣💯

  • @brawl8
    @brawl8 2 года назад +2

    Ironically Cartman plays a dwarf in world of Warcraft.

  • @thatcheekytoenailtoe1061
    @thatcheekytoenailtoe1061 2 года назад +5239

    This video is:
    ✅ Life Changing ✅ Informative
    ✅ Inspiring ✅ Heartwarming
    ✅ Useful ✅ Calming ✅ Enjoyable
    ✅ Other

    • @hesitant1757
      @hesitant1757 2 года назад +66

      just to name a few

    • @elijahjakobsen7898
      @elijahjakobsen7898 2 года назад +36

      @@hesitant1757 Ya, it's quite informative and useful too

    • @Danimal1177
      @Danimal1177 2 года назад +21

      Educational too!

    • @jacobjohnson2714
      @jacobjohnson2714 2 года назад +12

      So many people try to rationalize why they are treated poorly.
      They think rationalizing their bully will somehow make them impervious.
      The truth is that there are people out there that will not like you regardless.
      Trying to "win" them over by teaching them a lesson doesn't work in real life.
      In summation: when you are treated poorly, there's very little you can do to change that person and it's much easier to change your surroundings.

    • @Zed9659
      @Zed9659 2 года назад +3

      Yes , yes it is

  • @SophisticatedPickle
    @SophisticatedPickle 4 года назад +144

    I love how he instantly stops being mad and starts dying of laughter again

  • @marianamendoza7263
    @marianamendoza7263 3 месяца назад +4

    No dude,no ****** way,XD.

  • @fuquuu
    @fuquuu Год назад +4

    I lost it when he compared him to a little beaver😂