Two Lads Tried To Rob Me | Joe Lycett

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  • Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
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Комментарии • 39

  • @fishcakestheumbrella1329
    @fishcakestheumbrella1329 2 года назад +302

    The "...KILL THEM" gets me everytime 😂

  • @generalmisery
    @generalmisery 2 года назад +26

    Two boys who bullied my brother threatened to beat me up once. There is something about little kids that can headbud your balls threatening you that in all seriousness, trying to quit a fight your little brother is having, that I can't stop laughing about. I went up in tears when they called their dad who was even shorter than them and tried to be serious with me.
    I imagine Joe Lycett in the same situation and it makes it all even better.

  • @trockodile
    @trockodile 2 года назад +158

    I've seen this so many times, but my god its still funny beyond measure.

  • @isabellaphillipson4957
    @isabellaphillipson4957 2 года назад +90

    Remind me to never get a front row seat to one of his shows, that poor man in the front row, rest in peace. 😂

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 2 года назад +5

      Really, I was thinking that it would be some of the most fun I could possibly have. It's like watching Loki do stand-up.

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 2 года назад +17

    As you can tell I’m an absolute lad 😂

  • @debbiewynne8108
    @debbiewynne8108 2 года назад +17

    Using Count Down to count down is genius and hilarious in equal measures 🤣

  • @snaperex8547
    @snaperex8547 2 года назад +17

    This makes me laugh every time :D
    Thanks so much Joe for brighting my day !!!!

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 2 года назад +60

    I want to know why she was taking her babbay to Abu Dhabbay and if she actually did it.

  • @haqvor
    @haqvor 2 года назад +20

    Turn around, lean forward and fart in their general direction to establish dominance! Headbutt this peasants!

    • @heyokaikaggen6288
      @heyokaikaggen6288 2 года назад +3

      He can't do that, his mother wasn't a hamster and his father did not smell of elderberries either...

    • @haqvor
      @haqvor 2 года назад +3

      @@heyokaikaggen6288 probably fresh out of cows as well.

  • @garethedwards4739
    @garethedwards4739 2 года назад +4

    I love him 😂

  • @minastirith997
    @minastirith997 2 года назад +7

    I was born better 🤣🤣

  • @successfulpsychology4393
    @successfulpsychology4393 2 года назад +1

    Arrgghhhhhhhh- I love him!!!!!

  • @mimosveta
    @mimosveta 2 года назад +4

    of course he watches countdown

  • @jodielouise3209
    @jodielouise3209 2 года назад +5

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItsMeSami
    @ItsMeSami 2 года назад +6

    Oh, the faaaarting. hehe

  • @savahbejin7511
    @savahbejin7511 2 года назад +5

    He needs to do voice over work in cartoons.

    • @run_sun
      @run_sun Год назад

      Your dream might have been fulfilled 🐈‍⬛

  • @OccyDaBoss
    @OccyDaBoss 2 года назад +1

    ok joe lycett

  • @rachell4417
    @rachell4417 2 года назад +2

    Brilliant. Dry or wet farts.

  • @TheKorgborg
    @TheKorgborg Год назад

    u should brake that record next time on 8 out of 10 cats do's countdown

  • @walkwithmeASMR
    @walkwithmeASMR 2 года назад +6

    I'm so bored of repeats. I get excited by a new vid posted them boom. Seen it loads.

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. Год назад +2

    It's weird how this guy is usually really funny, but only when he's not on BBC.

  • @DraganGrazic
    @DraganGrazic 2 года назад +2

    No beard, so that's a woman.

  • @Steampunksaly
    @Steampunksaly 2 года назад +2

    Half his lies are not true

    • @dmwallacenz
      @dmwallacenz 2 года назад +5

      The other half are made up.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад +4

      Comedians confect stories for comedic purposes - who knew?

    • @mooodlemip4779
      @mooodlemip4779 2 года назад +2

      Half his blue shirt is blue

  • @Commanderborzo9967
    @Commanderborzo9967 2 года назад +3

    Is it just me or is this guy not funny?

    • @frglee
      @frglee 2 года назад +6

      The audience seems to disagree, though you may be right as regards material. Comedy is a strange thing. Decades back, I recall camp comic Larry Grayson had the weakest material, and yet audiences adored him. I suspect content may be less important than the performer.

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 2 года назад +7

      I believe you are in the minority, yes.

    • @markfox1545
      @markfox1545 2 года назад +1

      @@221b-Maker-Street - I'm in that minority too, then. Who has decided it's a minority, by the way?

    • @mooodlemip4779
      @mooodlemip4779 2 года назад +9

      @@markfox1545 the people, the people decided, Mark.