Joe Lycett's Parking Ticket Story | Live at the Apollo | BBC Comedy Greats

Don't listen to Joe Lycett's Walrus. It may make you want to kick a toddler.
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[@emercycrite]

“Kick that toddler!” Lmao 😂

[@watermelonsandal4206]

"But ow did you get ere so quicklaaaeehh?" 😂

[@JohnDavis-zo4xl]

He has nailed comedic timing.

[@rachaelrebecca7905]

Every time someone tells me something completely unnecessary I always say “well what do I do with this information, Janet?”

[@luciadilazzaro2285]

Or "Die, Judas"

[@luanaluana71]

Eating yoghurt with a pen lid 😂😂😂 that's where I lost it lol...

[@pakora81]

What did you say, Walrus? Couldn't possibly kill another prostitute

[@FJB_USA_1ST]

A wet scrambled egg.😂 This is brilliant!

[@firdaousmasso5077]

Joe Lycett is a favourite 😂😂😂

[@redcandles2762]

love him so much, saw him live in leeds last night hes so clever😂

[@revell9509]

The perfect alibi

[@Sammie1053]

I saw this comment before the punchline and when it came I almost pissed myself

[@ExtremeKnexRides]

If found this walrus ring by chance... after searching 4 hours online for one 😂

[@megconley3928]

he had me at kICK THAT TODDLER

[@swatigautam9802]

He's so witty

[@katiehesse6578]

People sometimes refer to Ambien as the walrus. For example, "my walrus told me to chop all my hair off"

[@embraceoblivion436]

Hey Joe, I just watched your winning performance at the 2009 Chortle
Student Comedy Awards. Funny and good grief you look stunning with long
hair! Do yourself and the world a solid and let it grow.

[@AbsoluteMiniacGena]

Such a delightfully funny fella

[@RonWylie-gk5lc]

First time I have seen his stand up , so good

[@marshalangelaar7260]

I SO hope Steve has seen this!!

[@artsydude2847]

Why a walrus? He doesn’t look like one, nor any other thing......
But I still love him!! 💙

[@cynthiathornton5762]

To be fair, Walruses don't really look like anything either

[@priya1992]

He is too funny!!

[@noldo3837]

This reminds me when my mum was sure my brother has forgotten his pants at grandmas. He was laughing that he had no spare trousers in there, and he would definitelly notice going home without them :D But he just couldn't persuade her :D

[@yahyaraje]

I love joe!

[@alfiehawes2412]

Just done the maths on this. Joe would have travelled at 908mph.

[@sarahjones8396]

Great punch line!

[@craftybum]

I have given this a thumbs up

[@Janjan-sm2rj]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewvaughan42]

There seems to be a mistake, this is Hugo Boss

[@EmVeeBeen]

Yeah about that, why is he called Hugo Boss?

[@Mrinmoyg9]

He is like the British version of James Spader..

[@OHYS]

No

[@rimmersbryggeri]

1:04

[@tautliners]

He talks like the Queen.

[@itsyagurluwu5084]

Oh yes, everyone knows that the Queen was from Birmingham

[@muscledog666]

Not my animal

[@caroldoll5416]

Can't hear anything anything 😭

[@itsyagurluwu5084]

Try turning your volume up