Honest Trailers - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

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  • This is how you repay our loyalty J. K. Rowling?! - it's Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
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    Honest Trailers - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
    Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey
    Title Design: Robert Holtby
    Written by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, Lon Harris & Danielle Radford
    Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr & Max Dionne
    Edited by Kevin Williamsen
    Assistant Editor: Emin Bassavand

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @screenjunkies
    @screenjunkies  5 лет назад +1351

    How are you feeling about the next 3 Fantastic Beasts movies?
    POOL RULES
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    Two: Respect your community- racism, misogyny, homophobia and hate speech aren’t tolerated.
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    • @bri10_youtube
      @bri10_youtube 5 лет назад +149

      I think they are doomed

    • @XCaimtheReaperX
      @XCaimtheReaperX 5 лет назад +71

      i miss honest game trailers

    • @alxe8154
      @alxe8154 5 лет назад +68

      They should only make three movies in total and leave the rest of the franchise alone, because they are already messing with the previous Harry Potter movies

    • @ead630
      @ead630 5 лет назад +6

      Can you do an Honest Trailer for "Saturday Night Fever"?

    • @farmanlaway5263
      @farmanlaway5263 5 лет назад +46

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  • @juliomares5129
    @juliomares5129 5 лет назад +5610

    I was expecting the ending title to be "Hardly any crimes of Grindelwald"

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +292

      This film's crime is its existence

    • @vepmoon96
      @vepmoon96 5 лет назад +184

      That's exactly what my mother said when we saw the movie! I was so excited and then, when it was over, my mother leaned to me and said, "For a movie titled 'Crimes of Grindelwald' he really isn't committing any crimes"!

    • @andrewwang8021
      @andrewwang8021 5 лет назад +62

      @@vepmoon96 I thought the film was pretty good. It certainly had flaws, but overall I enjoyed the wonderful visuals and the intriguing symbolism. And specifically about the crimes thing that's been circulating around, Grindelwald does commit and order countless murders, among them burning a majority of the auror squad alive and almost obliterating the entire city of Paris. Don't forget his engineered path of clues that manipulated Credence. Grindelwald's method of manipulation is really quite something. He exploits Credence's desperation for his true heritage. To put Credence in simpler terms, think Harry, but the Vernons beat him regularly, and he knows that he is a wizard for years. Think about how much one such as Credence would give just to know his true name. Harry always wanted to know more about his parents after all. About the anger surrounding the twist at the end about Credence, personally I believe Grindelwald is lying; converting Credence's desperation into ambition and hatred now that he knows his true heritage, and directing all that destructive potential to a singular source, just like how a real dictator would work on a larger scale. Grindelwald tries the same form of exploitation on Leta, specifically mentioning how she had been rejected by wizard society because of her family's practices. There is an arch for Leta about her views on her self-worth. She was after all the unloved child, but her feelings of injustice were completely destroyed when she committed the crime of accidently dooming her brother. It's the source of her fear, and the anchor that firmly cements her view of herself that she isn't worth it. She tries to deny this supposed truth by making herself a friend of Newt, but tragically, her arch comes to a close when she decides to sacrifice herself for her loved one, choosing someone else over her own life. While it was heroic to fight the person that wishes to destroy the system that oppressed her, ultimately this means her decision on her self-worth is that she, when considering her past crime, is lesser than those around her. Despite the limited runtime, J.K. really did manage to pour in that detail, and there's plenty set up for the sequel to be excited about. My major gripes with the movie would be how densely packed to information is, often being presented so quickly that you would miss something significant if you let your attention slip for a second, and the lack of development or sophisticated character for Nagini, Grimson, and (I agree with you on this character Honest Trailer) the man that made the Unbreakable Vow to kill Credence. Otherwise, I enjoyed this movie even when considering how harsh some of the flaws are, and I look forward to the sequel.

    • @evanliu1939
      @evanliu1939 5 лет назад +110

      Same here. More like "politics of Grindelwald" or "Grindelwald as a lobbyist."

    • @misschief9237
      @misschief9237 5 лет назад +26

      I did get excited about even the mention of “His dark materials” books! Then I started wondering why they’ve never made a movie out of it.... then I remembered they did and it was so horrible that my brain just deleted it automatically

  • @bradleyblake7588
    @bradleyblake7588 5 лет назад +2077

    "Leave it to Johnny Depp to introduce vaping to the wizarding world." I died lmfao.

    • @yooringonghan
      @yooringonghan 4 года назад +14

      pls the Indians have been doing the hookah for years

    • @gautamsharma7390
      @gautamsharma7390 4 года назад +4

      @@yooringonghan ikr? It's like my grandmother basically born with a hooka in her hand

    • @bevercage6673
      @bevercage6673 4 года назад +3

      I dunno why but i liked the crimes of grindelwald very much

    • @victoriaslater6008
      @victoriaslater6008 4 года назад +5

      He's progressive in that way. There has to be something that wizards can smoke that gives them a modicum of human relatability.

    • @Rosey0928
      @Rosey0928 3 года назад +1

      Uhh I got a vaping ad before this video 0_0

  • @TheRachaelLefler
    @TheRachaelLefler 5 лет назад +2443

    "Fool me once Hollywood"
    "Just kidding, I'm gonna watch 'em"
    yep... we do this to ourselves because we hate ourselves

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 5 лет назад +30

      I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. I actually liked the first fantastic beasts! I still managed to find in me the strength not to go see this movie. I'm fine with it now.

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 лет назад +6

      @Aesahethr can't say I agree,the first one was bad for me but this one was ok and gave me hope for the third movie but I don't see how 4 and 5 can be any good

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 5 лет назад +6

      I'm actually really really really stoked for the LotR serie!

    • @shreyajain3742
      @shreyajain3742 5 лет назад +2

      Tbh, i just went cinema to hear harry poyter world theme song. Cause i have never watched any harry potter movie in threatre before. 😂😅

    • @croissant1949
      @croissant1949 5 лет назад +1

      MAD by BTS Omg same 😂 I just got excited when they started casting spells
      Hope it’s gonna make up for my childhood of watching Harry Potter at home

  • @RogerRoger420
    @RogerRoger420 5 лет назад +2091

    We're not gonna talk about the most confusing backstory on how the kid is a dumbledore?

    • @games2507
      @games2507 5 лет назад +22

      How ?? Did you see the rest of the films ?

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 5 лет назад +3

      I love that.

    • @RogerRoger420
      @RogerRoger420 5 лет назад +172

      @@games2507 I did. I watch the whole movie but it went from person to another random person and then some baby swapping because a girl wanted to stop hearing a baby cry and then some more people in the movie were all discussing what happend and just like just stay with the baby swapping. That would've been fine

    • @viskpaint8696
      @viskpaint8696 5 лет назад +117

      RogerRoger 420 it was such a confusing movie... in my opinion it’s the worst of the whole jk Rowling franchise! Like why is that kritens guy a dumpledor and why haven’t they mention him in the Harry Potter movie?! And why do I need to care for all those random characters that appear out of nowhere?!

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 5 лет назад +25

      You didn't know Bill Nighy's character in The Deathly Hallows personally as well, so what makes it so hard to keep up with these characters now? Nothing has changed in style of Storytelling.. if you're suppose to know them, then they'll talk about them.
      It's not Rocket Science.

  • @shamusquinn3891
    @shamusquinn3891 5 лет назад +608

    Say, "I'm going to bed before either one of you comes up with another clever idea to get us killed -- or worse, EXPELLED."

    • @liltommy0001
      @liltommy0001 5 лет назад +30

      "She needs to sort out her priorities."

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +10

      @@liltommy0001 *She _really_ needs to sort out her priorities :D

    • @sanskrutipatil3184
      @sanskrutipatil3184 5 лет назад +14

      "It's LeviOsa, not LeviosA"

    • @Lotsolov4u
      @Lotsolov4u 5 лет назад

      Masterminds almost every school rule and law breaking scheme three British kids pull off

  • @on_stand_bi
    @on_stand_bi 5 лет назад +1075

    "Fool me once Hollywood! ...just kidding I'm gonna watch them" me with ever prequel of any series I like

    • @cf_1204
      @cf_1204 5 лет назад +6

      Reilly Melvin or remake/reboot

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 лет назад +5

      But that doesn't stop me for seeing it in the lowest quality possible for the lowest price

    • @TimeandMonotony
      @TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад +1

      Such a personal attack. xD

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak Год назад +1

      ​@@noctuadiscipulum9715 preferably on RUclips chopped up with a layered music over it and dubbed in hindi 😂 ....sometimes I marvel at how low i can go 😂

  • @tilda4699
    @tilda4699 5 лет назад +3988

    you forgot the amazing wizard that is minerva mcgonagall who is so powerful that she teaches at hogwarts BEFORE she was born.
    THAT is what i call a plot twist.
    jk you genius

    • @ravenpotter3
      @ravenpotter3 5 лет назад +15

      Katy yes!

    • @movierr111
      @movierr111 5 лет назад +296

      she probably felt she didn't get enough time teaching there, so probably went back in time

    • @tanupesoa
      @tanupesoa 5 лет назад +97

      Yea right i mean wow thats legit power. Dumbledore get outta here

    • @ElectricTacoFTW_TheTacoTeam
      @ElectricTacoFTW_TheTacoTeam 5 лет назад +157

      You know what's the best part, she fixed professor mcgonagalls profile so it looks like she's now the same age as dumbledore.
      Even tho there are no possible teaching spots remaining for her if look closely enough at the Harry Potter books, dumbledore teaches transfiguration while a professor named merrythought I think is teaching DADA

    • @b.b.3899
      @b.b.3899 5 лет назад +27

      @@ElectricTacoFTW_TheTacoTeam Not really.. there is no indication in the HP books that Dumbledore has ALWAYS taught only transfiguration, or that prof. Merrythought had always taught only DADA. She had been at Hogwarts for 50 years when Tom Riddle wanted ther seat, but she might have taught something else too. And some subjects might have been taught by different professors for different age groups at one point. It is a small loophole, but Rowling used it. There is a great video on the whole McGonagall issue from the Super Carlin Brothers, worth watching ruclips.net/video/HS043xUMS94/видео.html

  • @ernievc
    @ernievc 5 лет назад +447

    So... When did Albus Dumbledore trade the Kingsman suits for the dresses? 🤔

    • @okularnik125
      @okularnik125 4 года назад +40

      When he became old and grew magnificient beard so he could start dressing like a powerfull Mage should

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 4 года назад +38

      When he finally came out of the closet duh

    • @rilken2326
      @rilken2326 4 года назад +37

      He just up and decided to wear pajamas to work

    • @medafan53
      @medafan53 3 года назад +4

      Perhaps after the war?

    • @cryssalys3285
      @cryssalys3285 3 года назад +5

      when everything started to sag he wanted to wear something more comfortable.

  • @YzzleMate
    @YzzleMate 5 лет назад +330

    "Her Dark Material"
    Pack it up, gents. You will never write a better Title joke than this one.

    • @TYCOM125
      @TYCOM125 5 лет назад +3

      I was so sure they were going to use "The Crimes of Grindelwald.... Oh and some Fantastic Beasts to go with that!"

    • @MrJerichoPumpkin
      @MrJerichoPumpkin 5 лет назад +6

      I can raise it with "Her Dork Material"

    • @thedarkknight9153
      @thedarkknight9153 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it!!! Please explain.

    • @clarahbobarah
      @clarahbobarah 5 лет назад

      @@thedarkknight9153 Same....I havent seen the movie yet. But I also still dont get the dark material joke xD

    • @horselovasophie
      @horselovasophie 5 лет назад +18

      It's a pun on the name of another popular book series written by another Brit (Philip Pullman) called "His Dark Materials". They were published around the same time as the Harry Potter books and were also aimed at children and adults.
      The first book was made into a film years ago under the name "The Golden Compass", and the BBC are adapting it into a tv series that is being released later this year.

  • @natanfk2
    @natanfk2 5 лет назад +743

    "This is how you repay our loyalty? I'm done standing for you, J.K!"
    Yeah, that nailed it.

    • @MetFanMac
      @MetFanMac 5 лет назад +19

      *stanning

    • @hakand.7246
      @hakand.7246 5 лет назад +24

      I was done standing for her the moment she opened her twitter account.

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 5 лет назад +10

      @@hakand.7246 Seeing famous people using Twitter just makes me lose faith in mankind

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 5 лет назад +3

      You were the chosen author!

    • @eshitasahu
      @eshitasahu 3 года назад +1

      @@aleccampbell7707 and now you’ve joined the dark side!

  • @danieljohnkirby9412
    @danieljohnkirby9412 5 лет назад +1104

    When did everyone switch from dressing like muggles in the 1920s to dressing like wizards in the 1990s?

    • @francescobirsaalessandri3992
      @francescobirsaalessandri3992 5 лет назад +112

      @ZDpastaman I was gonna say... No wizard ever recovered from their hippie phase.

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 5 лет назад +28

      When the A list actors put stipulations in their contacts not to look stupid. Kids don't care about that.

    • @ethanworner864
      @ethanworner864 5 лет назад +16

      This is in America so maybe it is different?

    • @danieljohnkirby9412
      @danieljohnkirby9412 5 лет назад +38

      The British and French characters also dress like muggles tho...

    • @jackmurray411
      @jackmurray411 5 лет назад +7

      Ethan Worner then why are the British wizards doing it too?

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 5 лет назад +299

    “You defended her right to tweak character details after the fact”
    No I did not

    • @NotDuncan
      @NotDuncan 4 года назад +10

      A Guy With A Lot Of Opinions according to JK you did

  • @rajaramp9368
    @rajaramp9368 5 лет назад +283

    'So toss away your wizard robes and literally suit up'. 😂😂

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 5 лет назад +624

    Whenever I imagine the "crimes of grindenwald", all I can think about is Johnny Depp smuggling his dogs into Australia...

  • @ediemoore7712
    @ediemoore7712 5 лет назад +401

    "Well at least she didn't join wizard Hitler...
    Oh..."

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 года назад +4

      Ironically(don't know for sure if it's deliberate), The sign of the Deathly Hallows and swastikas are connected due to infamous usage of them when they weren't a bad thing before.

    • @torrashinjiro4196
      @torrashinjiro4196 2 года назад

      "Queene dont do it!!"

  • @08aoc
    @08aoc 5 лет назад +823

    You forgot:
    1. The movie fails to explain what crimes grindelwald committed.
    2. The very elaborate and confusing plot that led to credence been a dumbledore?
    3. The ministry of magic using avada kadava on the girl during Grindelwald speech.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 5 лет назад +58

      Uh, killed several people? Ordered the murder of a child? Were you asleep in the first half hour already?

    • @08aoc
      @08aoc 5 лет назад +26

      magicmulder he only killed a few people at the very end with the blue flames but one could consider some of those self defence since the ministry planned to kill him. In fact most of the killing in the movie were done by his follows and the ministry of magic!. Also Grindelwald didnt order the death of the child. He walked away. You cant exactly blame Grindelwald for murders his followers commit that would be like blaming Voldemort for the murders his followers committed.

    • @hannahking9004
      @hannahking9004 5 лет назад +35

      I think it should've been "The Rise of grindelwald." Also, there's a theory that Credence is Dumbledore's dark twin (you know, someone seperating their obscurial from themselves resulting in a dark twin somehow), and as for the avada kedavra....yeah, I've got nothing there.

    • @magicmulder
      @magicmulder 5 лет назад +38

      @@08aoc Sure, because his followers just plainly do dozens of things Grindelwald does not want because it's not like he's their boss, right? Is that the reverse Nuremberg defense? "I'm not responsible for the killings of my underlings because I did not directly order them"?

    • @mabuhahege7693
      @mabuhahege7693 5 лет назад +21

      The Dumbledore thing is called cliffhanger and will be declared as a lie from Grindelwald in the next movies. There were just two siblings next to Albus, and it's not possible for his Parents to have a child in that age because his mother died and his father got imprisoned after killing some muggles. Only possible way would be that Aberforth got a child....

  • @jamesdeesolar6762
    @jamesdeesolar6762 4 года назад +163

    You all forgot about the ending scene where the characters gather at the bridge to watch Newt and Jude Law talk. Literally just standing there watching them talk. And then they walked away and everyone was just standing there. What was that shot supposed to be. Lmaoooo

  • @annemariestrehl
    @annemariestrehl 5 лет назад +168

    "Leave it to Johnny Depp to introduce vaping to the wizarding world" lol I guess he was ahead of the times. 😂

    • @VampireAirtos
      @VampireAirtos 5 лет назад +2

      He's a seer, so he is always ahead of his time?

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 5 лет назад +892

    Fantastic Beasts 1: meh... Too light
    Fantastic Beasts 2: *TOO DARK! TOO DARK! GO BACK!!!*

    • @liberpolo5540
      @liberpolo5540 4 года назад +11

      Ashesh Dubey
      Buahahahahaha !!!
      I'm dying!!!
      Yup, that's how it is!
      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
      @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 4 года назад +23

      Everything was fine until Queenie.... *clears throat. Until Queenie, errr. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

    • @azzahrahanamayindra7253
      @azzahrahanamayindra7253 4 года назад +2

      SO TRUEEEE!!!!

    • @inferno0020
      @inferno0020 4 года назад +1

      grimdark for grimdark's sake

    • @AsheshDubey
      @AsheshDubey 4 года назад +3

      @@anthonyjanthonycrowley898 The noises I made at that scene were not human.
      And don't even get me started at that ending.

  • @fakewings1004
    @fakewings1004 5 лет назад +448

    The greater good part totally cracked me up, especially the footage from hot fuzz😀🤣😂

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 5 лет назад +1428

    Honest Trailer for Spider-verse: into the Spider-man please

    • @gibingeorge3352
      @gibingeorge3352 5 лет назад +105

      Spiderverse - Into the *Spiderman* ?

    • @risyadyustisio7791
      @risyadyustisio7791 5 лет назад +2

      Agreed

    • @beckettgrice1085
      @beckettgrice1085 5 лет назад +21

      It comes out on dvd next week, so it’ll probably be the next trailer.

    • @namecomingsoon9517
      @namecomingsoon9517 5 лет назад +22

      Reading that makes me laugh

    • @jennyms1998
      @jennyms1998 5 лет назад +16

      they better not say a single bad thing about that film, the internet will tear them apart

  • @charliebrock
    @charliebrock 5 лет назад +217

    Cackling at the Hot Fuzz reference there, well played

  • @melissa_wale_official
    @melissa_wale_official 5 лет назад +1124

    I was expecting you to say something like: "Jack Sparrow... with magical powers."

    • @blackwidow5762
      @blackwidow5762 5 лет назад +37

      How about the Wizard Barber of Fleet Street.

    • @melissa_wale_official
      @melissa_wale_official 5 лет назад +3

      Black Widow Haha! That's also a good idea.

    • @blackwidow5762
      @blackwidow5762 5 лет назад +6

      @@melissa_wale_official Just thought of another one: Grindel Todd.

    • @aymenkhan4083
      @aymenkhan4083 5 лет назад +5

      @@blackwidow5762 or maybe "the rich playboy barnabas turned evil" from dark shadows.

    • @blackwidow5762
      @blackwidow5762 5 лет назад +12

      @@aymenkhan4083 Or Wizard Wonka

  • @jem5378
    @jem5378 5 лет назад +757

    Should've titled it "Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of JK Rowling"

    • @MeepleOverboard
      @MeepleOverboard 5 лет назад +13

      My coworker call it The Crimes of Johnny Depp.

    • @SA-bp5kw
      @SA-bp5kw 3 года назад

      @@MeepleOverboard Why so

  • @sarasunshinemt4444
    @sarasunshinemt4444 5 лет назад +116

    "...For the greater good."
    .
    .
    .
    "I Am the greatest GOOD you ever gonna get!"

  • @sharilshahed6106
    @sharilshahed6106 5 лет назад +147

    "Did WB suck up all the joy in this for Aquaman and Shazam?!"
    ...and Detective Pikachu (for the most part).

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 лет назад +7

      Yes, they did.

    • @snowy2583
      @snowy2583 5 лет назад

      Hey you haven't seen Detective Pikachu yet, you don't know how dark that shit is going to get

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 5 лет назад

      @@snowy2583 holding onto flexibility. Might be just as lighthearted as the trailer which is just so. Or might be as dark as pokedex entries and fridge horror of pokeworld.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 5 лет назад

      @Jack Bat would be great if WBDC can toggle between both. Keeping it dark with movies like Batman, lighthearted with Shazam and balanced with Superman and Wonder Woman.

  • @AnythingMachine
    @AnythingMachine 5 лет назад +589

    When a friend explained the baby swap thing I assumed I was being pranked

    • @andrewwang8021
      @andrewwang8021 5 лет назад +32

      Considering how Leta was the unloved child, the motivation was certainly there. It's just that what was initially meant as a mean trick went horribly out of proportion.

    • @brendondellinger355
      @brendondellinger355 5 лет назад +40

      I still don't fully understand what the hell was going on with that backstory. Like seriously, I felt like it was explained so poorly in the movie that I wasn't sure what child was what and why I should care.

    • @FoxGoalie
      @FoxGoalie 5 лет назад +5

      My gf (read every book) and I were in the cinema for this movie and I was so lost and put up a blank face when the backstory was dropped. She thought I would be one of the few people who don't understand it. She has since revoked her opinion :D

  • @tomoharu8605
    @tomoharu8605 4 года назад +156

    I like the dark humor: “A high schooler is going to behead this lady someday! FUN!”

  • @MaddieM52
    @MaddieM52 5 лет назад +189

    "Leave it to Johnny Depp to introduce vapping to the Wizarding world" 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @haejinJ
    @haejinJ 5 лет назад +71

    Hahaha, lost it with the “hot fuzz” reference! The best!

  • @natanfk2
    @natanfk2 5 лет назад +42

    "Trying to remember the name of all these new characters"
    LOL, that's so true, I couldn't remember the name of any of them, and I watched the movie like, before yesterday.
    I could only remember Nagini because, well, she's on the main series.

  • @niccvier
    @niccvier 5 лет назад +200

    „This one is about the characters You never knew or cared about”
    That’s it, that’s the movie

  • @brycevo
    @brycevo 5 лет назад +252

    Please Say: We Welcome our four houses: Gryffindor! Slytherin? Ribbonpaw and Jigglypuff?
    Nailed it!

  • @hypnoticpoison4623
    @hypnoticpoison4623 5 лет назад +75

    I just love how he synchronized some of his phrases with Newt's expressions and movements.

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso 5 лет назад +1478

    Fantastic Waste of Potential: The crimes of JK Rowling
    Edit: woah thanks for all the likes guys

    • @mortonsalt5055
      @mortonsalt5055 5 лет назад +25

      This is the best one.

    • @siobhang8057
      @siobhang8057 5 лет назад +15

      Now, that is a killer (and true) name for that scam of a movie !!

    • @aurumthebrave3427
      @aurumthebrave3427 5 лет назад

      Lmao.

    • @EzekielDean
      @EzekielDean 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU I WAS WAITING FOR THAT THE ENTIRE TRAILER

    • @DavidMyrmidon
      @DavidMyrmidon 5 лет назад

      Harry Potter sucks. 5 books to kill one kid.. yawn.

  • @smartpuff7389
    @smartpuff7389 4 года назад +71

    “This whole movie is just grim-faced people in suits talking!”
    I mean... it is British.

  • @brendansweeney8341
    @brendansweeney8341 5 лет назад +74

    Please say "If toast is cut diagonally I can't eat it."

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 лет назад +71

    Please say “Ocean Man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land, that you understand.”

  • @ryze-1g
    @ryze-1g 5 лет назад +1141

    Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of J.K Rowling

    • @shawnparkspost
      @shawnparkspost 5 лет назад +31

      That was what I was expecting them to say.

    • @ryze-1g
      @ryze-1g 5 лет назад +1

      Shawn Parks I was hoping for it

    • @Teddyiscute
      @Teddyiscute 5 лет назад +1

      Same! 😂

    • @dastvan8002
      @dastvan8002 5 лет назад +2

      Personally I'm just waiting for a Nevermoor adaptation at this point
      BTW if you haven't read Nevermoor yet *DEW ET*

    • @JoyStar
      @JoyStar 5 лет назад

      @@dastvan8002 You mean the Trials of Morrigan Crow, right? I'd love an adaptation of that series!
      ... The one downside is that I'm probably going to have to rename my Edgar Allan Poe-based series, lol.

  • @Domihork
    @Domihork 4 года назад +60

    Lol... When you tried to remember the names of the new characters, I was trying to remember their faces or what did they even do in the movie, I felt like this video is the first time I'm seeing them :D

  • @Kat-gp6gj
    @Kat-gp6gj 5 лет назад +63

    *chants* "Spi-der-verse, Spid-er-verse, Spid-er-verse!!!"
    (And thanks for featuring my comment in this one! Another thing to cross off the bucket list. ;))

  • @davudpivac
    @davudpivac 5 лет назад +274

    WWII and Wizard Hitler? Believe me, you do NOT want a ride on that Hogwards Express...

    • @fabianhebestreit3240
      @fabianhebestreit3240 5 лет назад +7

      At least Grindelwald made that Hogwarts Express run on time!

    • @lindenlynx
      @lindenlynx 5 лет назад

      *oh boy*

    • @user-re1uj7zt9m
      @user-re1uj7zt9m 5 лет назад

      @@fabianhebestreit3240 So dark. I love it

    • @arielfangirlmendez
      @arielfangirlmendez 5 лет назад

      If the 3rd fantastic beasts movie comes out their's gonna be a problem (a problem which is a plot to ralph baish's wizards from 1977)

  • @unclesnow3678
    @unclesnow3678 5 лет назад +190

    Maybe Barney Stinson is the costume designer of this movie. Suit up!

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf512 5 лет назад +162

    JK rowling reveals that screen junkies were gay all along!

  • @sativumcoalho3920
    @sativumcoalho3920 5 лет назад +797

    You missed the opportunity to talk about the huge plot hole on Minerva McGonagal.

    • @Jadeile
      @Jadeile 5 лет назад +67

      It's not a huge plot hole, though, since it has nothing to do with the plot and is in no way huge anything. It's merely an insignificant continuity error, at least as long as she doesn't get any actual role in the later films. Even if she does, it'll still just be a continuity error.
      CS did miss the change to point it out, tho.

    • @kevwill11
      @kevwill11 5 лет назад +6

      They mention it in their Commentary video. It's part of a deleted scene.

    • @faydreamsmystic4
      @faydreamsmystic4 5 лет назад +59

      How about the fact that Credence is Dumbledore's brother? Come on, if that was the case then the entire subplot of Grindelwald, Albus, and Aurelius accidentally killing their sister Ariana couldn't have happened in the first place. They show that Credence's parents died on the ship when it sank and he was just a baby. Ariana wasn't even born yet and still some how years later they met in school and eventually killed her splitting the brother's apart? Yeah.... Talk about a plot hole.

    • @jes4408
      @jes4408 5 лет назад +18

      Trusting Grindelwald to say the truth?^

    • @TheMadDogpunk
      @TheMadDogpunk 5 лет назад +1

      @@faydreamsmystic4 dude I thought he was Albus cousin

  • @NeegleOne
    @NeegleOne 5 лет назад +137

    "HER DARK MATERIAL" haahahahaahah best pun youve done to date

    • @erdbeerenrex
      @erdbeerenrex 5 лет назад +2

      @TIG5574 I don´t really get it to. I thinking they´re referring to JK Rowling on this one

    • @dwren365
      @dwren365 5 лет назад +13

      Philip Pullman (author) His Dark Materials (trilogy)
      (READ THEM)

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 5 лет назад +310

    "Is there a Hogwarts Express off this franchise or...?"
    Yeah it's called LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE!!

    • @nikofaershee4235
      @nikofaershee4235 5 лет назад +15

      One does not simply leave this franchise

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 5 лет назад

      @@nikofaershee4235 tell that to anything by EA or Bethesda

  • @shubhamvishwakarma7603
    @shubhamvishwakarma7603 5 лет назад +63

    The series was supposed to be about newt's fantastic beasts. But not anymore.

    • @Willy2537
      @Willy2537 3 года назад +7

      @RIVERS CURRY Then why use the main title 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them' if it's barely about the beasts? Other than the fact that the name sells because it's a reference to an actual in-universe Hogwarts textbook? It's like if you have another movie called 'Quidditch Through the Ages' and the main story is instead about a sinister plot to overthrown the British Parliament and take control of the Muggle world or something, with some Quidditch thrown in on the sides to attract HP fans to watch it and justify its title. Those are fun to watch, yes, but the tone will contrast heavily with the actual main storylines that are barely related to the title at all.

  • @SasukeTurkey
    @SasukeTurkey 5 лет назад +266

    The original Harry Potter series is legendary for me, because they are part of my childhood (mostly the books). I don't care about the spin offs but they can't really ruin the original series for me.
    (Edited to make sure that what I mean is more clear).

    • @museofthesea
      @museofthesea 5 лет назад +8

      My trick is to watch none of the spinoffs. It's worked so far.

    • @goodtaste4
      @goodtaste4 5 лет назад +2

      Legendary bad you mean... the Harry Potter 5-8 movies were a horrible.... i like these spin offs alot more. Maybe because i dont have a book to compare them to.

    • @kayfactor6663
      @kayfactor6663 5 лет назад +9

      @@goodtaste4 obviously i think he meant books

    • @kayfactor6663
      @kayfactor6663 5 лет назад +9

      @@Sc4recrow44 he probably meant the books

    • @_skirdybirdy1788
      @_skirdybirdy1788 5 лет назад

      ... Until they made movies out of them.

  • @dragondan244
    @dragondan244 5 лет назад +422

    And can we talk about cridence being a Dumbledore messing up the established story?

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 лет назад +51

      P.I.S Staker its a good cliffhanger but whether it’s the truth or not is up for debate until the next installment. At least it’s a prequel that takes risks unlike other films that would try playing it safe.

    • @godot8694
      @godot8694 5 лет назад +33

      Can we talk about people not understanding what a cliffhanger is?

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 5 лет назад +34

      Isn't Dumbledore a fairly old family? Meaning there could be branches. If Grindlewald is telling the truth

    • @Nameandaddresswithheld
      @Nameandaddresswithheld 5 лет назад +27

      I’m pretty sure if there was another dumbledore so pivotal to the story, we potterheads would know by now

    • @narendramartosudarmo
      @narendramartosudarmo 5 лет назад +23

      Grindelwald was a master manipulator. He could be lying to Credence to motivate the poor boy in fighting for “the greater good”.

  • @jerryanderson4881
    @jerryanderson4881 5 лет назад +299

    Please say "identity theft is not a joke jim!!"

  • @liamnehren1054
    @liamnehren1054 2 года назад +6

    The original harry potter series made it pretty clear that the Wizarding world was a grim place for 99% of it's history, if anything the first three harry potter movies are during a renaissance time after Voldemort's first death. it was also made clear that they basically had a slew of "dark lords" since they went undercover to escape the modern world's weapons being pointed at them... since they had a bad enough time with swords from a few little tidbits from the books.

  • @senjufudo07
    @senjufudo07 5 лет назад +136

    Please say 'I like them big, I like them chunky'

    • @ajzeg01
      @ajzeg01 5 лет назад +2

      CHUNKY!

    • @48akatsuki
      @48akatsuki 5 лет назад

      It's somethin' *somethin'*

  • @NinjaBearFilms
    @NinjaBearFilms 5 лет назад +208

    Please say, “I hope Thanos gets eaten by Goose the Cat”

  • @diegom-a7970
    @diegom-a7970 5 лет назад +224

    Please do every Tarantino film just like with Nolan and Wes Anderson

    • @bloggerblogg5878
      @bloggerblogg5878 5 лет назад +5

      yes, I agree, it would me amazing if you will do screen junkies. He deserves it just like Nolan and Wes Anderson

    • @may.k_me
      @may.k_me 5 лет назад +3

      This please

    • @Carlos-uf8so
      @Carlos-uf8so 5 лет назад +3

      they'll do it before Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    • @diegom-a7970
      @diegom-a7970 5 лет назад

      @@Carlos-uf8so I know, that's why I comented

  • @unleashed9049
    @unleashed9049 5 лет назад +158

    please say: "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUUUUUUEL" With your epic voice

    • @Nikk-Astyr
      @Nikk-Astyr 5 лет назад +4

      He already said that in an earlier episode ( I think from season 3 or 4, can't remember which one)

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 5 лет назад +1

      If you were a U.S. cartoon watcher, it was actually:
      "ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D--- D-D-D-D-DUEL!"
      *title music plays*

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +111

    So this is basically the Attack of the Clones of the Harry Potter universe.

    • @adren4306
      @adren4306 5 лет назад +25

      Yep. Only Attack of the Clones had a cool fight scene here and there.

    • @lucasgagliardi433
      @lucasgagliardi433 5 лет назад

      No , it has dignity and not Hayden Christensens

    • @bamesjond2069
      @bamesjond2069 5 лет назад +4

      Except I have fun watch AoTC. This movie was a miserable slog

    • @ravivdlin9412
      @ravivdlin9412 5 лет назад +5

      @@lucasgagliardi433 but does it have sand? I hate sand.

    • @abdizur8765
      @abdizur8765 5 лет назад

      More or less yea

  • @TomiOAT
    @TomiOAT 5 лет назад +16

    Should've mentioned that the final battle was like a Yu-Gi-Oh battle with The three blue-eyed white dragons

  • @daveadrian492
    @daveadrian492 5 лет назад +764

    JK Rowling after making Crimes of Grindelwald: It's for the greater good...
    Harry Potter fans: SHUT IT!

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 5 лет назад +4

      "SHUT IT!.......JK"

    • @blackwidow5762
      @blackwidow5762 5 лет назад +9

      The greater good? We are your fans. We're the greatest good you are ever gonna get.

    • @Nicholas_Chen_
      @Nicholas_Chen_ 5 лет назад +4

      Considering what she posted yesterday on Twitter about the GGAD passionate sexual relationship revelation I’d say HP fans are better off saying nothing lol

    • @utoresa5193
      @utoresa5193 5 лет назад +1

      THEGREATERGOOD

    • @420sakura1
      @420sakura1 5 лет назад

      @@blackwidow5762 incredibly cheesy.

  • @andrewabraham7597
    @andrewabraham7597 3 года назад +22

    The guy who plays Jacob is excellent. The acting isn’t what’s wrong with Crimes of Grindewald. The first Fantastic Beasts was epic.

    • @Skyebright1
      @Skyebright1 Год назад +3

      Agree it’s the writing

    • @UniqueGeekFreak
      @UniqueGeekFreak Год назад +1

      I love Jacob, he is what's making the movies fun and lighthearted... they became more serious & more adult like with the 2d movie, it was the same with the Harry Potter Qeries, they became serious & gloomy when they started with that snogging nonsense & everyone's hormones went off the charts

    • @andrewabraham7597
      @andrewabraham7597 Год назад +1

      @@UniqueGeekFreak at least it’s kinda realistic😂

    • @twist7533
      @twist7533 4 месяца назад

      The little Ron from Harry Potter 2 is a better actor than all the individuals we see in this movie lol

  • @maybetoby
    @maybetoby 5 лет назад +29

    Why didn't they just execute Grindewald right away? They were gonna execute Newt and Tina for less in the first movie.

    • @Laenthis
      @Laenthis 5 лет назад +2

      maybetoby He is an European problem mostly, so the European want to judge him and kill him themselves.

    • @maybetoby
      @maybetoby 5 лет назад +2

      @@Laenthis sounds like a copout i.e. lazy writing

    • @jamesdelong5509
      @jamesdelong5509 5 лет назад +5

      Laenthis but Newt was also European so...

    • @maybetoby
      @maybetoby 5 лет назад

      @@jamesdelong5509 exactly

    • @maybetoby
      @maybetoby 5 лет назад +1

      @@deathstar6998 1) that happens more often than you think. 2) Newt wasn't an American citizen, and they were going to execute him.

  • @andreacigala2709
    @andreacigala2709 5 лет назад +122

    I don't even watch any of these Hollywood blockbusters... but never do I miss one of their honest trailers

    • @rajkishore95
      @rajkishore95 5 лет назад +2

      You are missing out

    • @johnriclozada4156
      @johnriclozada4156 5 лет назад

      I can't comment about the other films that you've missed. But I commend you for not seeing this one. I so wanted a refund after watching it in the theaters on its first week. The story is just awful. It's like a really bad fanfiction.

  • @winterfallstudios7101
    @winterfallstudios7101 5 лет назад +209

    Spiderman Into the spider verse
    Honest trailer!

    • @NinjaBearFilms
      @NinjaBearFilms 5 лет назад +1

      They can only do movies released on home video. But once it’s out… 👍👍👍

    • @NN010
      @NN010 5 лет назад

      @@NinjaBearFilms Well it's out on Blu-Ray next week and on iTunes right now (in North America at least (I'm in Canada but these things apply to the US as well)), so... ;)

    • @NinjaBearFilms
      @NinjaBearFilms 5 лет назад

      Really? That was still in a theater near me like two weeks ago…

    • @NinjaBearFilms
      @NinjaBearFilms 5 лет назад

      Maybe a month.
      Days between Marvel films start blending together till the next Marvel movie…

    • @averymerrick
      @averymerrick 5 лет назад

      Along with Ralph breaks the internet.

  • @Connor.SG-1Ring
    @Connor.SG-1Ring 5 лет назад +117

    Please just say:
    "I know who I am! I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!!"

    • @litstrelitzia133
      @litstrelitzia133 5 лет назад +4

      Is this chris evans playing loki, disguised as captain america? Lol

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 года назад +3

      @@litstrelitzia133 No... That is from Tropic Thunder.

    • @litstrelitzia133
      @litstrelitzia133 4 года назад

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun omg that's embarrassing, thank you for correcting me 😂

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 4 года назад +2

      @@litstrelitzia133 It's ironic because you mentioned Marvel, which also has RDJ.

    • @litstrelitzia133
      @litstrelitzia133 4 года назад

      @@JustSomeKittenwithaGun I haven't watch that lol

  • @lukasmeggs5857
    @lukasmeggs5857 5 лет назад +43

    Ok, I bought Grindelwald’s motives since his whole recruiting process came around wanting it for the greater good, prophecy was an established device in the series and stopping WW2 would’ve been an excellent point so close after WW1.
    But damn the Hot Fuzz Greater Good joke was so on point it was perfect 😂. Also ‘Her Dark Material’ has to be one of your best nerd references you’ve ever had

  • @icecreamhero2375
    @icecreamhero2375 5 лет назад +30

    "When you get to caught up in fanservice and mythology you forget to make a film." I mean Fantastic Beasts.

    • @jasminesroay2570
      @jasminesroay2570 5 лет назад +2

      On-point summary of Crimes of Grindewald👏

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 5 лет назад +2

      @@jasminesroay2570 My aunt attempted to watch the movie and she said it was just stupid and weird then I explained it was a prequel.

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 5 лет назад +17

    Possibly the most accurate Honest Trailer yet.

  • @usualexistence946
    @usualexistence946 5 лет назад +16

    From 'True Auror: Season 2' to 'American Auror Story', I just love their Auror puns so much 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaydee4697
    @jaydee4697 5 лет назад +4

    Wow, Honest Trailers actually paid Ron Weasley and Rupert Grint a compliment this time! Totally awesome!

  • @dfletchersoul
    @dfletchersoul 5 лет назад +83

    Thank you for shouting out Shazam! Their marketing has been so weak compared to Aquaman that it worries me about the Box Office.

    • @4569packers
      @4569packers 5 лет назад +6

      Weak? I cant go watch another RUclips video without seeing an ad for it

    • @champFichtnerBourne
      @champFichtnerBourne 5 лет назад +7

      Don''t you worry. Movie producer will still gain millions of dollars. And if they lose money, it's not your money. Stop worrying about rich people, trying to make more money

    • @nisantadalabehera3638
      @nisantadalabehera3638 5 лет назад +3

      @@champFichtnerBourne
      It's not about the money.If Shazam underperforms it might not get a sequel.DC is now taking right steps with Aquaman.and Shazam trailer was fun.

    • @chand911
      @chand911 5 лет назад

      @@nisantadalabehera3638 I'm fine with a world where the Shazam Series dies with a single pathetic film.

    • @YnseSchaap
      @YnseSchaap 5 лет назад +1

      @@4569packers Addblocker ?

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 5 лет назад +89

    *I'd totally read a stand-alone novel about Frenchy McMysteryhat (if that's his name, ofc).*

  • @jz0721
    @jz0721 5 лет назад +26

    The soundgarden - black hole sun reference just made my day

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend2197 5 лет назад +92

    Please do an Honest Trailer for Pet Sematary (1989)

  • @awesomeproductions7755
    @awesomeproductions7755 5 лет назад +123

    Still, nice to see Johnny not just playing Jack Sparrow again. Savvy?

    • @darkness21princess
      @darkness21princess 5 лет назад +4

      Awesome Productions he is kinda playing the same character of every movie he has done... But eeeviiillllll (con carne)

    • @natanfk2
      @natanfk2 5 лет назад +4

      He is not playing anything, he's playing just a guy that stands around talking, even Ralph Fiennes made a far better job with Voldemort. Any idiot could do that for far less money.

    • @Star_l0rdd
      @Star_l0rdd 5 лет назад +7

      Awesome Productions But why is the pumpkin juice gone ?

    • @awesomeproductions7755
      @awesomeproductions7755 5 лет назад +1

      STAR lord
      And more importantly, what *ARRR* ya doin’?!

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 5 лет назад +5

      he actually surprised me in this. I didn't believe he could play a villain. Also, his speech was on of few bright sides of movie.

  • @benabramowitz18
    @benabramowitz18 5 лет назад +68

    I hope the next Honest Trailer is for Aquaman!

    • @simmsquee
      @simmsquee 5 лет назад +1

      God yes please. That film was definitely...special. Over the top and batshit and kind of awful but in the best way.

  • @dougc3512
    @dougc3512 5 лет назад +45

    I just had a sweet idea for an honest trailer. Do The NeverEnding Story. Has anyone suggested that yet?

    • @rowynnecrowley1689
      @rowynnecrowley1689 5 лет назад

      Please yes.

    • @Mithcoriel
      @Mithcoriel 4 года назад

      But then they should read the book so they can comment on how many things the movies got wrong.

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 4 года назад

      They have done it

  • @dracawyn
    @dracawyn 5 лет назад +41

    "Prequel to Lord of the Rings." So... The Silmarillion?

    • @fantasticplanet2002
      @fantasticplanet2002 5 лет назад +5

      not quite :/ apparently they're set in the second age of middle earth, which in my opinion is the most boring part of middle earth history

    • @akasuna91
      @akasuna91 5 лет назад

      Children of Hurin in any of the prequel? I remember reading it when I was younger.

    • @gesangmanggala9966
      @gesangmanggala9966 5 лет назад +6

      I believe Hollywood have done it. It's called "The Hobbit"

    • @seandewell9319
      @seandewell9319 5 лет назад +9

      ​@@fantasticplanet2002 I wish if they did a prequel it would be about Angmar. A story about the war between the Witch King and the Dunedain could be excellent.

    • @reitonkyoju8
      @reitonkyoju8 5 лет назад +3

      We don't know exactly what they're planning or what precisely they have the rights to, but Numenor is on the most recent version of the Middle-Earth map they've revealed, and they used the Ring poem to introduce it, so it looks likely we'll get the Drowning of Numenor and the Forging of the Rings of Power.

  • @Onheste
    @Onheste 5 лет назад +151

    You know what this Grindelwald movie was missing?
    A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARRRD!!!!

  • @BonnoJ17
    @BonnoJ17 5 лет назад +90

    Surprised you didn't mention the tomb scene, which had more exposition and plot twists than your average anime... That was god awful...

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 5 лет назад +9

      And just straight up confusion.
      Considering she was looking for her "potential brother", saw the mysterious black dude, and was like "BROTHER!". They never mentioned another brother, so I was sitting in the theater trying to tie together all the string. Just because of the mass lack of information.
      I feel like if that movie was done a bit slower plot wise, it would have been significantly better. Was suuuuuuper rushed and so many characters made outrageous decisions that didn't make sense.

    • @Sayujya09
      @Sayujya09 5 лет назад +4

      Chris Mulkey The first half of the movie was way too slow with literally nothing of importance happening (I atleast dont remeber anything significant from that) and towards the end everything was super rushed and confusing. They could definately have paced it better and not had half the characters present as they added literally nothing to the plot. I hope the rest of the movies are better and we get to see dumbedore vs grindelwald, but so far this was the worst movie in the ‘Wizarding World’ universe.

    • @mirkecWii
      @mirkecWii 5 лет назад +1

      @@Fractured676 you just reminded me that I forgot all of it

    • @rosssapp6990
      @rosssapp6990 5 лет назад +1

      Burgermeister I know I remember watching it going what the heck is going on.

    • @inertian4723
      @inertian4723 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you, really. That scene was so boring. It was one of my biggest gripes with the movie alongside Newt and Tina's high school drama misunderstanding and the philosopher's stone callback.

  • @Karou812
    @Karou812 5 лет назад +130

    3 more Fantastic Beasts movies?
    I can't wait to hear more about the hardcore gangbangs Dumbledore took part in

  • @Tyson-Th
    @Tyson-Th 5 лет назад +196

    Shawshank Redemption honest trailer? I know it’s random, but I’m bored.

  • @Pijawek
    @Pijawek 5 лет назад +57

    LOTR prequel?
    I'm afraid this Hobbit has sailed

    • @Aoitetsugakusha
      @Aoitetsugakusha 5 лет назад +7

      Technically, he sails in the sequels, not the prequels.

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 5 лет назад +7

      If they are making another LOTR prequel, it better freaking be The Silmarillion.

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist 5 лет назад +1

      @@babyyoshi3099 Doubt it, will be a Númenor story (Aragorn's ancestors). Silmarillion done properly will need the budget of a marvel movie for every episode. Amazon's not gonna invest that in a TV series until they can be sure of a return.

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 5 лет назад

      @@The_Reductionist Fair point.

    • @sunstar2
      @sunstar2 5 лет назад

      Pijawek geeeez hahhaahahhhahaha

  • @sallie5321
    @sallie5321 5 лет назад +239

    "Even Dumbledore is just Jude Law..." Everything else in this video is funny and accurate, and amazing as always, but let me tell you there ain't such thing as "just Jude Law".

    • @sallie5321
      @sallie5321 5 лет назад +24

      @@tiaaaron3278 true! he managed to be exactly like how I've imagined Dumbledore to be like when I've read the books

    • @sallie5321
      @sallie5321 5 лет назад +12

      @@tiaaaron3278 totally agree! I've been a huge fan of his for years, he's just so captivating while performing. I'm so glad he has been getting roles in these huge movies like Fantastic Beasts and Captain Marvel, because he deserves so much more recognition!

    • @AnyMe223
      @AnyMe223 5 лет назад +4

      @@sallie5321 I just want to see his Joker

    •  5 лет назад

      Oh thank God there are some people who knows what they are talking about. THANK YOU!

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 лет назад +6

      He wasn't given much material and did a great job but to say he was more Dumbledore than Gambon is too much

  • @kravor5341
    @kravor5341 5 лет назад +202

    Crimes of Grindelwald? More like crimes of jk rowling amirite:P

    • @thevoid99
      @thevoid99 5 лет назад +6

      or j.k. rowling goes george lucas!

    • @AlbinoJedi
      @AlbinoJedi 5 лет назад +9

      That's literally what I thought the title should be.

    • @mattb5881
      @mattb5881 5 лет назад

      Ur right

  • @violetlavi2207
    @violetlavi2207 5 лет назад +58

    The opening narration is how we all feel. Thank you, Screen Junkies

  • @jwhite984
    @jwhite984 3 года назад +7

    I'm a Hufflepuff and a big fan...but I signed off after The Deathly Hollows. I did watch the first Fantastic Beasts but debated seeing this one and you've helped me end that debate.

  • @varric
    @varric 3 года назад +6

    To be honest, Queeny drugging Jacob with a love potion just to marry him is veeeeeery creepy. Why? Because that's actually how Voldemort born, when Voldy's mom drugged Voldy's dad.

  • @sawyer6264
    @sawyer6264 5 лет назад +255

    Newt is honestly the only good thing about Fantastic Beasts. He’s so cute and pure

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 лет назад +20

      And also his sidekick. That I always forget his name of. But to be fair, I forget everyone's name except Newt.

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 5 лет назад +27

      Pity they forgot he's the main character, like what happened to Bilbo in the Hobbit movies.

    • @sawyer6264
      @sawyer6264 5 лет назад +14

      jomo999 true. But I still watch them for Newt and Bilbo. I’m a sucker for pure cinnamon roll characters

    • @felipwild
      @felipwild 5 лет назад +15

      He's so pure it's annoying. I don't know if it's Eddie Redmayne's acting, but he's awkwardly irritating.

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 5 лет назад +2

      @@felipwild Ouch

  • @loganmankins372
    @loganmankins372 5 лет назад +132

    “The Crimes of JK Rowling” must have been too low hanging fruit 🍎

  • @JohnBainbridge0
    @JohnBainbridge0 5 лет назад +4

    Fantastic Feasts and How to Dine Them
    Fantastic Yeasts and How to Bind Them
    Fantastic Beats and How to Rhyme Them
    Fantastic Yeets and How to Vine Them

  • @PandeyPrashant
    @PandeyPrashant 5 лет назад +37

    00:31 "I'm done standing up for you, JK!"
    *Stands up*

  • @holycowrap
    @holycowrap 5 лет назад +85

    You didn't mention that fact that giving Dumbledore another brother when he's never ever been mentioned or hinted at before is incredibly dumb?

    • @ethanjobson3879
      @ethanjobson3879 5 лет назад +21

      God, they did that too? Glad I skipped this movie.

    • @holycowrap
      @holycowrap 5 лет назад +2

      @@ethanjobson3879 Yeah, at the end of the movie, Grindelwald tells Credence (the kid who "died" at the end of the first movie but actually didn't) that he (Credence) is actually Dumbledore's brother

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 5 лет назад +2

      I know, what a fucking twist 🙄

    • @quietvictories5694
      @quietvictories5694 5 лет назад +12

      holycowrap he only confirmed that they are relatives, i.e. has same last name. Nothing about being brothers

    • @holycowrap
      @holycowrap 5 лет назад +5

      @@quietvictories5694 oh ok, i must be misremembering then. This movie was kind of a confusing mess anyway lol

  • @paradisecity0406able
    @paradisecity0406able 5 лет назад +65

    Is there no *MAGIC* left in the Harry Potter Universe?
    Find out on this week’s Honest Trailer, NOW!

    • @inertian4723
      @inertian4723 5 лет назад

      @@cian2168 I would have to disagree. The movie's full of magic, but it doesn't feel magical. It just happens. Like in the scene where the assassin blends into the wall. There's no spell or wand; he just does it.
      Betapixl made a great in-depth video that perfectly drives home the problems with this movie. I recommend watching it.

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 5 лет назад +9

    FB 1: "huh that's too light"
    FB 2: "Nnonononono! Too dark! Go back!"
    I was waiting for this honest trailer for months!!!😂

    • @guopingyang5934
      @guopingyang5934 5 лет назад +1

      me too!!!! I looked everyday to see it this comes up.

  • @johnvonshepard9373
    @johnvonshepard9373 5 лет назад +109

    Fantastic Cash Grab: The Crimes of J.K Rowling

  • @Gears_Starting
    @Gears_Starting 5 лет назад +90

    1:26
    She looks just like a character from a movie called Amélie.

    • @geraldhoskins1506
      @geraldhoskins1506 5 лет назад +11

      You mean... Amélie?

    • @Jasepo
      @Jasepo 5 лет назад

      sophie teteu? O was tetoux? I dont know

    • @WatchingTokyo
      @WatchingTokyo 5 лет назад +2

      Audrey Tautou

    • @Stella-cf4cl
      @Stella-cf4cl 5 лет назад +1

      Gerald Hoskins lol, I was so confused by how she framed her comment.

    • @KieranMetcalfe
      @KieranMetcalfe 5 лет назад +1

      When I first saw the trailers, knowing Johnny Depp was in the movie, I couldn't get past the similarity between her poise and styling and that of JD's Willy Wonka...

  • @evanwessman9120
    @evanwessman9120 5 лет назад +29

    Don't know if it counts as a movie, but do R. Kelly's Trapped in the Closet

  • @stitchedtogether88
    @stitchedtogether88 5 лет назад +168

    ok but Eddie Redmayne is pretty hot not gonna lie

    • @indiefruit
      @indiefruit 5 лет назад +11

      Is that including when he stares at people's feet like a blind man?

    • @auraliecherise
      @auraliecherise 5 лет назад +1

      YEEEESSSS and Ezra Miller!!

    • @aster3380
      @aster3380 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, I'm sort of confused that a majority (or maybe it's just the loud voices) is hating on Eddie Redmayne and his acting? Cos I feel like the first movie made an unconventional interesting male lead with great set up for future developments on his own issues, then they seem to have panicked and bailed on Newt to cut him out of the leading role, even though one of the main reasons I went to see Fantastic Beasts was Eddie Redmayne... (the other reason of course it being a Harry Potter movie, but that isn't gonna cut it anymore for the next movie)

    • @taehyunglover5499
      @taehyunglover5499 5 лет назад +1

      That’s so TRUE tho

  • @lucaferretto7746
    @lucaferretto7746 5 лет назад +10

    I'm still waiting for the honest trailer of the Stargate movie.