Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald Pitch Meeting

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

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  • @JC-ev2ns
    @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +4892

    To be fair Dumbledore not explaining a thing for no reason is pretty much his whole character

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 лет назад +139

      to be fair that's lazy writing

    • @Novasky2007
      @Novasky2007 5 лет назад +212

      Good thing he gets himself killed for no reason with no explanation really keeps that charecter arc Tight

    • @RowBlanka
      @RowBlanka 5 лет назад +14

      @@Novasky2007 hell yeah it does a fluid string of plausible progression, good for you dumbie

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 5 лет назад +47

      @@RowBlanka I believe it said in the book that he want to give the wand to Snape. But malfoy ruin the whole thing

    • @chercrew8
      @chercrew8 5 лет назад +13

      You’re so right it hurts

  • @MaxRovensky
    @MaxRovensky 6 лет назад +4129

    “And then immediately she does not got this” 😂😂😂

    • @ArcherWillows
      @ArcherWillows 6 лет назад +115

      Well does she at least buy 'em some time?
      Not at all.
      okay
      (I DIED even though i loved the movie)

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 6 лет назад +27

      Best line in the video.

    • @fullmetalprism5249
      @fullmetalprism5249 5 лет назад +6

      Max 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Snow_Pulse
      @Snow_Pulse 5 лет назад +1

      Max Yes sirr it is

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 5 лет назад +5

      she's going to 'not got this*

  • @ScreenRant
    @ScreenRant  6 лет назад +2745

    The former Auror's an Auror once more!

  • @LanaYudistira
    @LanaYudistira 6 лет назад +7108

    Hey buying canada is the thing from the other thing

    • @phoenix221186
      @phoenix221186 6 лет назад +64

      He's gonna set it on fireeeeee

    • @oscargomezrivera
      @oscargomezrivera 6 лет назад +108

      Buying Canada is tight

    • @hangfried9429
      @hangfried9429 6 лет назад +73

      Things from the other things are tight.

    • @rodrigopena1795
      @rodrigopena1795 6 лет назад +7

      Lana Yudistira which pitch meeting was this thing originally mentioned?

    • @aislingyngaio
      @aislingyngaio 6 лет назад +14

      @@rodrigopena1795 Fantastic Beast 1's.

  • @haytijr5823
    @haytijr5823 6 лет назад +948

    "Where's that storyline gonna lead"
    "Nowhere" 😂

    • @togamu785
      @togamu785 6 лет назад +3

      Nice image, dude

    • @haytijr5823
      @haytijr5823 6 лет назад +1

      @@togamu785 thanks

    • @junior523
      @junior523 2 года назад

      It's going to be answered in the final movies

  • @mojor8pojor8
    @mojor8pojor8 5 лет назад +332

    "...i'm setting Quebec on fire"
    "but that'll ruin all the poutine"
    I choked on my tart LOLOLOL

  • @bmvthemoviefanatic7282
    @bmvthemoviefanatic7282 6 лет назад +1746

    "But immediately she's going to 'not got this'" LMAO

  • @samuelperezgarcia
    @samuelperezgarcia 3 года назад +256

    A Fantastic Beasts movie would have been really cool with some fantastic beasts in it.

  • @brunsvikk2714
    @brunsvikk2714 6 лет назад +721

    Unnecessary conflicts are TIGHT!

    • @manucitomx
      @manucitomx 6 лет назад +2

      NORWEGIAN GUY one of the best is tight lines of all time.

    • @brunsvikk2714
      @brunsvikk2714 6 лет назад +5

      Replying to Manuel Gonzalez is TIGHT!

  • @leephillips4402
    @leephillips4402 2 года назад +209

    Grindelwald can magically change his appearance, that will be helpful if he ever has to be played by another actor.
    We will never mention this ability again!

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +1

      Could have easily had a scene where they try to dispel the illusion again, only to be unable to. Grindelwald could then reply "couldn't risk you discovering me again before I had completed my work" or something to that effect, showing he had corrected his past mistake of only using light magic to disguise himself and this time did something more permanent, hence why he can't be turned into Johnny Depp again.
      But no. They just ignored it entirely and we're left to pick up the pieces of the company's cowardly business strategies.

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 6 лет назад +3575

    Watching reviews on movies you haven't seen yet is TIGHT.

    • @SerenityM16
      @SerenityM16 6 лет назад +16

      batmanfanforever08 Lol I literally just say this a few hours ago and I haven’t seen the first one (I was supposed to go see Ralph Breaks the Internet but my fiancé screwed up)

    • @DarckT7
      @DarckT7 6 лет назад +36

      @@SerenityM16 yes we get it you have a fianceee now stfu lmfao

    • @VeroGDLK
      @VeroGDLK 6 лет назад +46

      Darck Clay Well that’s unnecessarily aggressive jeez mate calm down

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 6 лет назад +17

      Or movies you won't see

    • @ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150
      @ayushtserenkhash-erdene2150 6 лет назад +11

      Yeah, same. I don't really care for the Harry Potter franchise.

  • @mikewarnke404
    @mikewarnke404 6 лет назад +1310

    “And she maybe kills a baby”.
    “What”?
    *keeps talking*

    • @derp-7274
      @derp-7274 5 лет назад +9

      I just passed that scene

    • @Matthijs3476
      @Matthijs3476 4 года назад +12

      Yes that's in the video

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 2 года назад

      @@Matthijs3476 Producer:That's in this Pitch Meeting!

  • @EweChewBrrr01
    @EweChewBrrr01 6 лет назад +712

    "Oh Please stop attacking me" Haha I love it.

    • @Bandit69ply
      @Bandit69ply 6 лет назад +10

      I laughed at that. Ryan's awesome! Lol

  • @kantstenchonthemel5641
    @kantstenchonthemel5641 6 лет назад +295

    5:05 "your writing is so fun and so good" : Apply soothing cream to burnt area.

  • @MrPuretrollin
    @MrPuretrollin 6 лет назад +1976

    "People can be like, that's the snake from the other thing"
    People love seeing things from other things
    You're the best man

    • @markuhler2664
      @markuhler2664 6 лет назад +22

      Who's the groom?

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 6 лет назад +8

      I like things too. We should create an organization. A society for putting things on top of other things.

    • @CamoflaugeDinosaue
      @CamoflaugeDinosaue 6 лет назад +1

      MrPuretrollin pretty much sums up this movie

    • @jacksonw3867
      @jacksonw3867 6 лет назад +4

      Seeing things from other this is TIGHT

    • @donovanwick9278
      @donovanwick9278 4 года назад

      ready player one anyone?

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 6 лет назад +3721

    You guys can just ask nicely and they'll probably give you Canada.

    • @lordwafflemun5683
      @lordwafflemun5683 6 лет назад +46

      SereniaSaissa Yes we will

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 6 лет назад +58

      SereniaSaissa I THOUGHT WE AGREED *NEVER* TO BRING THAT UP AGAIN!

    • @darkrai17
      @darkrai17 6 лет назад +27

      @@SereniaSaissa I thought that was the British.

    • @vwithav7997
      @vwithav7997 6 лет назад +33

      @SereniaSaissa you Sound like the least canadian Canadian ever

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 6 лет назад +17

      Dmitri Robinson It was. Canada was British at the time.

  • @JohnC10
    @JohnC10 6 лет назад +1947

    Star Wars: Everyone cares about Rey's backstory. The film plays it off as no big deal.
    Harry Potter: No one cares about Credence's backstory. The film spends half the runtime dealing with it and makes it a really big deal.

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 6 лет назад +32

      Kylo Ren? The Hunger Games (books more then movies): Kinda long backstory that people don’t care about till either the end of the first book/movie or the end of the series

    • @julialauren6322
      @julialauren6322 6 лет назад +6

      Kylo Ren? Your so right!😂

    • @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets
      @jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets 6 лет назад +27

      I care about Credence's backstory.

    • @rafaelflores4968
      @rafaelflores4968 6 лет назад +21

      Kylo Ren?
      I actually like the way they paid off Rey's backstory... but then again my favorite Star Wars movie is Rogue One. So tf do I know.

    • @JohnC10
      @JohnC10 6 лет назад +21

      Rafael Flores Rogue One was also my favorite Star Wars movie. But then I saw the Last Jedi. I don't wanna start a a war over the last Jedi though so everyone keep your opinions on the film to yourself.

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 6 лет назад +435

    03:07 = "Can't that entire misunderstanding be resolved by saying a single sentence though?"
    THAT is why I hate the Romantic Comedy Genre overall. Too many of those stories are based on a misunderstanding, falsehood, or absurd premise that could totally collapse the story if one of the characters acted like real people and explained the situation with a simple conversation or a few sentences.

    • @cityman2312
      @cityman2312 6 лет назад +13

      Same with the Horror Genre.

    • @jonathanpartin9833
      @jonathanpartin9833 6 лет назад +12

      THANK YOU! My thoughts exactly.

    • @jordansweet8054
      @jordansweet8054 6 лет назад +16

      I don't hate the genre but I have to agree.Its so forced a lot.

    • @Nikki_the_G
      @Nikki_the_G 5 лет назад +25

      @TAYLOR BELL Oh come on, "it wasn't me, it was my brother" is something people "dance around"? Please.

    • @Rwdphotos
      @Rwdphotos 4 года назад +8

      If online dating has taught me anything, it's that people would rather die than bring up real emotions.

  • @Kevin-wx7wu
    @Kevin-wx7wu 6 лет назад +742

    Alright she's gonna be -8 years old

    • @JD867
      @JD867 5 лет назад +15

      Maybe . . . it's. . . Her mother? Aunt?

    • @P3wP3wPanda
      @P3wP3wPanda 4 года назад +52

      @@JD867 Her mother is not an option, as she was a muggle. Not a witch. A sister of her father could be an option if the published screenplay didn't confirm that it is indeed Minerva herself. It's just J. K. Rowling retconning her own source material again because she thinks it's something the public wants. Dumbledore's appearance doesn't make any sense either since he was 150 when he died, so he's supposed to be in his 80's during the events of this movie.

    • @NinjaTyler
      @NinjaTyler 4 года назад +16

      @@P3wP3wPanda yeah so basically he should've looked almost exactly the same as he does in the main movies. But like many other details they didn't care and just wanted this to be a cash grab

    • @davidgil6485
      @davidgil6485 4 года назад +1

      @@NinjaTyler Dumbledore in this movie is like 50

    • @felipea1399
      @felipea1399 4 года назад +9

      @@P3wP3wPanda yeah, it would be like making Gandalf in the Hobbit look younger

  • @TheGIJew.
    @TheGIJew. 4 года назад +113

    To be fair, "I can't because of something I'm not going to explain for no reason" is pretty much Dumbledore's MO

  • @brunsvikk2714
    @brunsvikk2714 6 лет назад +288

    Liking ryans pitch meetings is TIGHT!

  • @dustindel5805
    @dustindel5805 3 года назад +37

    “That’s the thing from the other thing”
    “Your writing is so fun and so good” 😂😂

  • @Kleckna
    @Kleckna 6 лет назад +176

    I like how this version of the producer is still trying to buy Canada with Harry Potter movies

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 6 лет назад +36

      Showed more continuity than the movied

    • @fedwyn
      @fedwyn 6 лет назад +6

      @@desmondgentle1474 can't argue with that

    • @mattsmith9604
      @mattsmith9604 6 лет назад +2

      @@desmondgentle1474 I'm dead

  • @MGD313
    @MGD313 6 лет назад +193

    Possibly killing a baby on a boat is TI--- Wait, what?

  • @ernestoaparicio7281
    @ernestoaparicio7281 6 лет назад +946

    Re-writing the canon is tight!

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 6 лет назад +44

      Adding bland diversity rather than good diversity is also TIGHT

    • @TheExecutioner21
      @TheExecutioner21 6 лет назад +3

      @@ribottostudio what does that even mean?

    • @TheExecutioner21
      @TheExecutioner21 6 лет назад

      What's they rewrite?

    • @turbotaquitogoogle8095
      @turbotaquitogoogle8095 5 лет назад +2

      @@ribottostudio What bland diversity did they add?

    • @hinata1ize
      @hinata1ize 5 лет назад +19

      @@TheExecutioner21
      I assume bland diversity is when they add non white or non heterosexual characters and do virtually nothing with them or make the characters boring.
      The rewrite is Credence being a Dumbledore when the other Dumbledore's were the father who went to prison, The mother who died way before the movie, arianna who is also super dead, aberforth who is the brother who hates albus, and albus.

  • @anyuna246
    @anyuna246 6 лет назад +325

    "- Where is that story line gonna lead?
    - Nowhere
    - Fascinating"
    LMAO. How is this video under a million views??

    • @RecklessRusty
      @RecklessRusty 5 лет назад +6

      People must not really care about these movies.

    • @UNJELL
      @UNJELL 4 года назад +1

      I don´t knoooow.

    • @sam-psonsmith9951
      @sam-psonsmith9951 4 года назад +1

      "Your writing is so fun, and so good."

    • @Egurius3
      @Egurius3 4 года назад +1

      Reaching one million views is gonna be really easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 4 года назад

      Almost there, "just" aprox. 200k more

  • @wstine79
    @wstine79 6 лет назад +985

    Now how are we gonna make enough money to buy Canada?

    • @michaelburgarino
      @michaelburgarino 6 лет назад +26

      Make Ryan give French lessons

    • @GoatPopsicle
      @GoatPopsicle 6 лет назад +31

      We’ll sell it to you in parts. But you have to take the French and the Hillbilly parts first, so we’ll sell you Quebec and Alberta right now, and the rest when you finish up this (eventual)12 part series.
      Just be warned, both need a little($5-$8billion) topping up of their budgets every year, even when they have a surplus of money themselves.

    • @nestorrocha7142
      @nestorrocha7142 6 лет назад +10

      By putting lots of product placement in the next 3 movies.

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 6 лет назад +4

      Give Nagini her own saga?

    • @thatguy69888
      @thatguy69888 6 лет назад +14

      super easy barely an inconvenience

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 6 лет назад +57

    4:21
    "She kinda killed a baby on a boat" "What" The most funniest part.

  • @aurea.
    @aurea. 6 лет назад +93

    "If you don't put Professor McGonagall in this movie, when I buy Canada, I'm setting Quebec on fire"
    Guess my life was spared, let me get some poutine to celebrate 🇨🇦

  • @Tera_GX
    @Tera_GX 2 года назад +10

    2:53 I keep rewatching this! The best single line Ryan has delivered!

  • @Tagreese
    @Tagreese 6 лет назад +175

    Best parts:
    4:06
    :"and how does Tina react to her sister going to the dark side?"
    :"she has no reaction to it"
    :"wow :)"
    +
    4:45
    :"wow but does she buy them some time?? "
    :"not at all "
    :"well ok then :)"
    I died X)

    • @glhf2
      @glhf2 6 лет назад +6

      Yeah...wasn't Tina in the room when that happened or am I not remembering correctly?

    • @Tagreese
      @Tagreese 6 лет назад +16

      You remember correctly she was in the room ... they forgot to put her reacting in the movie it seems lol

    • @glhf2
      @glhf2 6 лет назад +14

      Ya, I was so dumbstruck by the stupidity of it that I didn't even notice that. I was literally thinking "Just move to some other wizarding nation that allows marriage with him, there's got to be at least one and you don't even have to risk your life in a war."
      I mean, newt literally mentioned how he saw the ban as absurd in the first movie. That presumably means that England's among the nations where magic/muggle marriage is legal.

    • @tinas_hotdog_sophie
      @tinas_hotdog_sophie 6 лет назад +6

      To be fair, she screamed Queenies name

    • @Tagreese
      @Tagreese 6 лет назад +13

      what would it cost them to show Tina screaming instead of just hearing some random voice that no one knows to whom it belongs? if she did react it wasn't emphasised enough.

  • @frauleinhohenzollern
    @frauleinhohenzollern 3 года назад +35

    I can't believe Ryan didn't mention the fact that CREDENCE DIED IN THE FIRST MOVIE. How did Ryan miss that?!?!

    • @astrinymris9953
      @astrinymris9953 2 года назад +10

      But Credence came back super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @phousefilms
      @phousefilms 2 года назад +8

      In first movie, Newt notices a tiny fragment of the Obscurial flying away, so it sorta was foreshadowed.

  • @gonzo95ful
    @gonzo95ful 6 лет назад +252

    And immediately she does not got this 😂😂😂💀

    • @russellharrell2747
      @russellharrell2747 5 лет назад

      Alex Gonzalez I feel like that was a line stolen from Earthling Cinema.

  • @tsianinavibranietsova4087
    @tsianinavibranietsova4087 5 лет назад +15

    "oh, the former Auror's an Auror once more?" Had me in stitches!!!

  • @khadijihgore3316
    @khadijihgore3316 6 лет назад +271

    "Yeah, also Credence is a Dumbledore now." 😂😂

    • @darn1991
      @darn1991 6 лет назад +3

      h u h
      please explain-o? (like, I heard him say it and do *not* follow)

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 6 лет назад +10

      @@darn1991 Credence family name is Dumbeldore. But what is his connection with Dumbeldore hasn't explained yet.

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 6 лет назад +5

      @@L16htW4rr10r Credence (Aurelius Dumbledore) is Albus Dumbledore's brother. Duh...

    • @L16htW4rr10r
      @L16htW4rr10r 6 лет назад +1

      @@rovidelarosa I mean, it could be either brother or cousin. I never heard that Dumbledore has a brother in Harry Potter series.

    • @rovidelarosa
      @rovidelarosa 6 лет назад +6

      @@L16htW4rr10r In one of the last scenes. After Grimdelwald gave Credence his wand, Grimdelwald said to Credence "Your brother seeks to destroy you.".

  • @guicaldo7164
    @guicaldo7164 6 лет назад +142

    I'm a fierce defender of the first Fantastic Beasts movie. So when I heard about the backlash against Crimes of Grindelwald, I still went to the theater with high expectations. After all, it wouldn't be the first film in this new series that I loved despite many people hating it.
    But sadly... no. This one's actually bad. Like, pretty damn bad. Which is really sad, I _really_ wanted to like this film.

    • @calebw8189
      @calebw8189 5 лет назад +25

      That was exactly my experience. I really enjoyed the fist one and this one was dreadful.

    • @TomdeArgentina
      @TomdeArgentina 5 лет назад +6

      Right there with you guys.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 4 года назад +7

      Gui Caldo, same for me and it’s sad as the movie started off really well. That action scene was incredible.

    • @daveclark8337
      @daveclark8337 4 года назад +12

      When I saw FB in theaters, the whole audience just groaned when Depp was revealed. I don't think the wife-beater stuff was even public yet. It was more that Colin gave one of the few solid performances in that movie and the whole polyjuice/body switcheroo gimmick from the Potter movies was already overplayed.

    • @aceash459
      @aceash459 3 года назад +15

      I liked the first movie too. Mostly because Newt was such a fun, unique and colorful protagonist. But the second movie barely even had Newt in it. Honestly, the only part of Crimes of Grindelwald I really liked were the Hogwarts flashbacks, particularly the scene in which Newt's Bogart turned into an office desk and he admitted that his greatest fear was having an office job. Never in my life did I relate to a character like in that very moment

  • @zillah1157
    @zillah1157 6 лет назад +195

    All hail the soon to be overlords of Canada!!!!

  • @idoko6435
    @idoko6435 6 лет назад +13

    3:30
    well, in the movie, when Newt is getting the Swoping evil's poison (which is what being used evetually) he says that its venom: "can be used to erase bad memories"
    therefore, when Jacob gets there in the second one, he says, it only erased my BAD memories.
    it's not really a plot hole

    • @lux0rd01
      @lux0rd01 5 лет назад +4

      Yup. Its actually something you can pick up on in the first movie of you pay close attention

  • @NikkiMKarLen
    @NikkiMKarLen 6 лет назад +131

    3:25 "Super easy, barely an inconvenience."

  • @Juliett-A
    @Juliett-A 6 лет назад +28

    "Ok, fine! We'll have a cameo from Professor Mcgonagall who will be.... negative 8 years old"

  • @dudleyisasillyname37
    @dudleyisasillyname37 5 лет назад +303

    "People love recognizing things from other things"
    The entirety of Marvel's film strategy explained in 7 words.

  • @monicaleivasweaver28
    @monicaleivasweaver28 6 лет назад +11

    I got an ad where it was Chris Pratt saying don't skip the ad, and then it was a trailer of The Lego Movie 2, and then it played The Lego Movie...
    I'm still watching it even though I have it at my house. I'll watch the movie later.
    (I skiped it)

  • @sonofbatman5233
    @sonofbatman5233 3 года назад +29

    I never realized McGonagall wasn’t even born when this movie took place…and now that I know my brain is all hurty

    • @skteosk
      @skteosk 2 года назад +1

      No-one did until all the anoraks started insisting it was true because it said so on some obscure website composed entirely of JK Rowling making up random stuff to get clicks.

  • @barryjeffrey7545
    @barryjeffrey7545 6 лет назад +335

    Storylines which lead nowhere are TIGHT!

  • @Lumerlume11
    @Lumerlume11 3 года назад +20

    So pretty much the entire movie is going to be the characters running around looking for each other then sometimes stopping to yell exposition at everyone
    So brutal

    • @HelderGriff
      @HelderGriff 2 года назад +2

      Same with the third movie

  • @AdenaKaiba
    @AdenaKaiba 6 лет назад +10

    OMG this video is pure perfection. Other reviews and rants took hours and hours (no offence, I enjoyed watching them too) and you somehow managed to say it all in 5 minutes...
    ETA: I'm definitely subscribing! Let's buy Canada!

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 6 лет назад +69

    Fantastic beasts are tight

  • @rafliavriza3651
    @rafliavriza3651 6 лет назад +16

    "Do you really not know the meaning of the word?"
    *"Oh please stop attacking me."*

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 6 лет назад +186

    Buying Canada is *super easy, barely an inconvenience!*
    ... which is TIGHT

  • @gurdeepf8861
    @gurdeepf8861 6 лет назад +6

    Hahaha, the way you revealed that Credence is a Dumbledore was perfect. I can't believe how they chose to execute that in the film!

  • @katelynnehansen8115
    @katelynnehansen8115 Год назад +3

    I’ve now tried to watch this movie 3 times, the first time, much anticipated, in theatres. I have never made it past halfway. Solemn silence for the second half of this movie.

  • @ANDREV
    @ANDREV 5 лет назад +11

    At this point Im just happy they keep coming up with movies so I can see these pitch meetings

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 4 года назад +11

    This movie was The Last Jedi of the Harry Potter franchise.

  • @kevin424co
    @kevin424co 6 лет назад +3

    This is my favorite pitch meeting video. You just mentioned every single issue I had with the movie.

    • @frauleinhohenzollern
      @frauleinhohenzollern 3 года назад

      Why does nobody care that Credence was killed in the last film and now he is suddenly alive again with no explanation. Am I really the only one who noticed?

  • @mediaproductionpro
    @mediaproductionpro 3 года назад +5

    “Your writing is so fun and so good”
    Alright, that got me.

  • @DonJohn80
    @DonJohn80 6 лет назад +7

    I actually did want a backstory for Nagini, but I was looking for why Voldemort used the snake for a horcrux rather than this.

  • @eliascastrotrinidad8948
    @eliascastrotrinidad8948 6 лет назад +38

    "and she kind of killed a baby on a boat..." -Ryan 4:21

  • @rickandrygel913
    @rickandrygel913 6 лет назад +42

    Recognizing things from other things is TIGHT!

  • @szapaa612
    @szapaa612 6 лет назад +7

    Ryan, these pitch meetings are absolutly hilarious, they usually tell the movie’s plot well, And are fun to watch. Continue making them, And I hope you buy Canada!

  • @AngelJuliet
    @AngelJuliet 6 лет назад +10

    I love this so much! It was too funny!
    The boss persona actually reminds me of a boss I had in real like. I think it's just the way he smiles, and how his eyes also seem to smile.
    But also in some of the ways he talks.

  • @Nexils
    @Nexils 5 лет назад +4

    Did you guys forget that Credence pretty much died and the movie just retconned it like crazy?
    Same goes for Jacob's memory loss... what were they thinking?
    Such a great movie.

  • @TT-op7jp
    @TT-op7jp 6 лет назад +4

    2:37 Not the poutine!!

  • @franciscolaurean8550
    @franciscolaurean8550 6 лет назад +8

    5:41 can be applied to so many movies and people are slow to catch on

  • @theguywhoplaysgames7604
    @theguywhoplaysgames7604 6 лет назад +81

    Pirates of the Caribbean Pitch Meeting

  • @JeffreyRandall
    @JeffreyRandall 6 лет назад +6

    Ryan you rock! So happy you can make these so entertaining and fun. Love the creepiness of your Producer half.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 6 лет назад +7

    "Then immediately she does not got this." Lol! 4:41

  • @Shurtugl
    @Shurtugl 6 лет назад +7

    I immediately regretted watching the movie when Grindelwald's escape scene played.

  • @primmoore6232
    @primmoore6232 4 года назад +3

    *George Lucas* called. He said messing up a series with backstories that don't fit is HIS gig!
    Credence being a Dumbledore is as believable as Prof. McGonagall being at Hogwarts at this time.
    I LOVE Newt. Can we focus on *him & the beasts* and tell the battle between Dumbledore vs Grindelwald ... like maybe never?

    • @FilthyTrot
      @FilthyTrot 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, a was sort of hoping the Fantastic Beasts series was an opportunity to go in a new direction explore areas of the Wizarding World, and maybe have a Doctor Who thing with Newt constantly meeting new characters in different countries. Instead of going with a spinoff, however, they went with a Harry Potter prequel.

  • @dlastkatipunero2185
    @dlastkatipunero2185 5 лет назад +4

    The "what" of the producer in the series... Gets me every time

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 7 месяцев назад +1

    3:36
    “I don’t know the meaning of the word.”
    “Do you really not know the meaning of the word?”
    “Oh, please stop attacking me!”
    Best part. 😅

  • @OverlyPositiveFanboy
    @OverlyPositiveFanboy 2 года назад +9

    Jacob regaining his memories is actually set up in the first film (something I noticed when rewatching in preparation for seeing this one).
    Basically, in the first suitcase scene, Newt mentions that the Thunderbird's liquid only affects bad memories.

  • @iamsimplythebest7440
    @iamsimplythebest7440 6 лет назад +24

    This made me rethink the entire movie. And I just watched it yesterday.

    • @SereniaSaissa
      @SereniaSaissa 6 лет назад +3

      I wont be wasting my money to watch this movie!! Thank you to everyone who did spend cash to see this waste of a movie.

    • @jacksonpollack1425
      @jacksonpollack1425 6 лет назад +2

      i was gonna see the
      movie until i saw this pitch meeting

  • @linuxsbc
    @linuxsbc 3 года назад +5

    Nagini being human puts a very strange new meaning to Voldemort "milking Nagini."

    • @Dhomden
      @Dhomden Год назад

      Homelander has entered the chat

  • @crazykeysersoze
    @crazykeysersoze 6 лет назад +5

    man your videos are tight! keep em comin and ill keep on watchin.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 4 года назад +1

    5:04 "Your writing is so fun and so good." 😯🔥
    That's probably the meanest comment I've ever heard him say LOL

  • @trajansmarket
    @trajansmarket 5 лет назад +4

    i watch these for "super easy, barely an inconvenience". Never gets old.

  • @EnderShard
    @EnderShard 6 лет назад +1

    0:57 I have JUST NOTICED he has a picture OF HIMSELF in the background oh my god

  • @LibertyLocalizer
    @LibertyLocalizer 6 лет назад +17

    Seeing new pitch meetings is tight!

  • @HappyLeeHL
    @HappyLeeHL 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome video! This is the best comments on FB2 I've seen.

  • @Pirelli913
    @Pirelli913 6 лет назад +5

    I feel like there was a missed opportunity here to have Pitch Meeting Guy in a blonde wig to signify J.K. Rowling. It can't be that difficult to find a blonde wig. One would think it'd be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @maxmayfield1637
    @maxmayfield1637 2 года назад +2

    "Jeez! OK, we're gonna have a cameo from Professor McGonagall. Who's gonna be negative eight years old." Lmao 🤣

  • @TheEtesian
    @TheEtesian 5 лет назад +56

    I like to remember that the screenwriter in this skit IS JK Rowling

  • @smokeandmirrors3913
    @smokeandmirrors3913 6 лет назад

    Staying tuned is TIGHT!!!

  • @jemert96
    @jemert96 5 лет назад +4

    "Your writing is so fun and so good."
    Top 10 biggest burns

  • @Quorthon100
    @Quorthon100 5 лет назад +1

    I have watched about 100 of these. These are FANTASTIC!!

  • @richardemmanuel7803
    @richardemmanuel7803 2 года назад +3

    As to how Grindelwald was discovered in the first movie, why did they did not check him before he left

  • @nelsonta00
    @nelsonta00 3 года назад +2

    I don't understand why in the end they did a switcheroo with Johnny Depp when Collin Farrell would've been fine. It felt like a cheap surprise.

    • @ChienaAvtzon
      @ChienaAvtzon 2 года назад

      You and literally everyone else in the world.

  • @SoulJourneyMagics
    @SoulJourneyMagics 6 лет назад +8

    This is so accurate it hurts!

  • @edmundbloxam2714
    @edmundbloxam2714 5 месяцев назад +1

    Your writing is so fun and so good,
    Ryan.

  • @mr_majikku7050
    @mr_majikku7050 6 лет назад +8

    “She kinda killed a baby on a boat”
    “What?”

  • @BenBrianProductions
    @BenBrianProductions 4 года назад +2

    The last ever pitch meeting should be buying Canada

  • @tylerpeterfi5357
    @tylerpeterfi5357 4 года назад +3

    “Hey that’s, thats the snake... from the other thing” 🤣

  • @DRABP
    @DRABP 5 лет назад +2

    You know what they do actually explain how he kept his memory in the first movie that little scene where Queenie goes to the shop and all the bread is shaped like animals

  • @cannonlewis5243
    @cannonlewis5243 6 лет назад +33

    Buying Canada
    Me as a Canadian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😥😥😥😥😥😥😥😰😰😧😧😩😩😬😬😧😧😩😩

    • @phoenix221186
      @phoenix221186 6 лет назад +1

      Every single time they address the country is gonna be a pitch meeting xD

    • @nemuchan
      @nemuchan 6 лет назад +5

      you do realize they're both canadian right ?

    • @cannonlewis5243
      @cannonlewis5243 6 лет назад

      Nope

    • @elliotlucassimmons5138
      @elliotlucassimmons5138 5 лет назад +1

      @@nemuchan I love how you said "they're both"! Ryan would be proud! :D

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 лет назад

      Its okay, enjoy declaring bankruptcy for an ER bill!

  • @jthornt01
    @jthornt01 4 года назад +2

    "She kinda killed a baby on a boat." "What?" 😂🤣

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 6 лет назад +224

    That movie had a lot of potential and they blew it. Bad movie. Good luck on buying Canada

    • @SereniaSaissa
      @SereniaSaissa 6 лет назад +11

      So glad the movie Bombed - Canada is safe! Whew!!

    • @Spidey-ek4sy
      @Spidey-ek4sy 6 лет назад +8

      I thought it was fantastic *no pun intended*

    • @jarrodedson5441
      @jarrodedson5441 6 лет назад +7

      @@SereniaSaissa this movie was terrible....I'm sad because I love the Harry Potter movies and I despised this movie great it's star wars all over again

    • @liteoner
      @liteoner 6 лет назад

      It never had any potential. Even the source material was JK Rowling's inside joke for the HP books. It was never meant to be used as a script for multiple movies.

    • @Spidey-ek4sy
      @Spidey-ek4sy 6 лет назад +3

      I really disagree, it was a great movie.

  • @theclownhimself7600
    @theclownhimself7600 4 года назад +2

    Your writing is so fun and so good!

  • @sassybassy4135
    @sassybassy4135 6 лет назад +16

    "she kinda killed a baby on a boat."
    "what?"
    Loved it!

  • @camelopardalis84
    @camelopardalis84 6 лет назад

    Something else I haven't seen mentioned anywhere: The character who provides Newt with a portkey as a means of travel, the one who is only seen for a couple of seconds, is played by the same actor as the character Ron "turns into" via polyjuice potion in one of the Deathly Hallows films.

  • @MickDedley
    @MickDedley 6 лет назад +8

    This movie was so incoherent that this video actually helped me understand some things.