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  • @anobliviousnpc1586
    @anobliviousnpc1586 Год назад +2123

    When damien looked up dihydrogen monoxide and said "oh it doesn't even exist" I laughed way harder than I should have.

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Год назад

      I have hoarded all of the dihydrogen monoxide and convinced The Government (TM) to tell people that it does not exist. Sorry.

    • @hollygirlie
      @hollygirlie Год назад +257

      Guess water isn't real

    • @CHILLIN2540
      @CHILLIN2540 Год назад +95

      "Oh it's not real"

    • @kyototomokui6676
      @kyototomokui6676 Год назад +166

      Damn, guess he was in Africa when he recorded this.

    • @pi_man3
      @pi_man3 Год назад +30

      No water?

  • @Mercure250
    @Mercure250 Год назад +395

    For those who are wondering, sodium is Na because of its other name, natrium. Potassium also has another name, kalium, hence its symbol being K. This is what they are called in some other languages, like German or Japanese, for example.
    And if you're wondering about some of the other ones :
    - The 7 metals of Antiquity (gold, silver, iron, copper, tin, lead, mercury) have their symbols based on their Latin names : Aurum -> Au, Argentum -> Ag, Ferrum -> Fe, Cuprum -> Cu, Stannum -> Sn, Plumbum -> Pb, Hydrargyrum -> Hg
    - Antimony's (Sb) is also based on Latin, stibium
    - Tungsten's (W) is based on another name for it, wolfram. This name also serves as a basis for the name of an important tungsten ore, wolframite.

    • @Circuitbreaker9
      @Circuitbreaker9 Год назад +20

      Not gonna lie, they sold the bag on silver. Argentum goes so much harder!

    • @Terence_sddgROBLOX
      @Terence_sddgROBLOX Год назад

      I exist

    • @redman7775
      @redman7775 Год назад +3

      These old names are so much better

    • @nicholasmajor4140
      @nicholasmajor4140 Год назад +7

      Ok, nerrrdd (I'm kidding this is actually pretty cool)

    • @AccSwtch50
      @AccSwtch50 Год назад +3

      When I read the top part, I see two elements, merge them in my head while reading, and expecting to get table salt. Then I thought about it a little further and realize that was actually a reactive (explosive) liquid metal.
      It's NaK by the way.

  • @comandit
    @comandit Год назад +795

    About the dihydrogen monoxide thing, someone (as a prank) started a movement against it and used the fact that many people died to it (mostly drowning), but he only used the percentage and did not explain how it killed people, to get a whole army of idiots protesting against the use of dihydrogen monoxide (water, but they didn’t know that) because it was used in kid’s products, building materials… Gotta love the Internet

    • @PipoZePoulp
      @PipoZePoulp Год назад +58

      Just like oxygen is killing us, slowly.

    • @mogbomybb
      @mogbomybb Год назад

      y'know, everyone who died in the past had signs of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies...

    • @ralphwiggum1203
      @ralphwiggum1203 Год назад +16

      @@PipoZePoulp not the same thing at all tbh

    • @hanchen267
      @hanchen267 Год назад +75

      "guys! all people who have drank water have died!"

    • @GreenPixel-Moosie
      @GreenPixel-Moosie Год назад +23

      This reminds me of a song from a soviet movie (it was meant as a joke song) the title of which roughly translates to "It's not beer that kills people, it's water. "

  • @jayglenn837
    @jayglenn837 Год назад +218

    Damien completely missing the solar system/hydrogen joke floored me lmao.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Год назад +24

      Then again, so did the person who gave that long, calculated response.
      Edit: I just double-checked, and noticed that the person on Quora was answering a slightly different question.

    • @NonArtisticArtist-ari
      @NonArtisticArtist-ari 6 месяцев назад +2

      I didn't get it at first, i think you just assume its big numbers

    • @paperstrawsYT
      @paperstrawsYT 6 месяцев назад +1

      Same

    • @Makememesandmore
      @Makememesandmore 5 месяцев назад +1

      Where's that?

    • @Mahim-pd8kp
      @Mahim-pd8kp 3 дня назад

      a solar system has one (it can have more than one) sun and thats definitely less than the molecules in a glass of water. so the meme is not lying

  • @ectothermic
    @ectothermic Год назад +944

    I'm actually enjoying Damien doing some quick research when he doesn't get it.
    That's nice, more people should do that.

    • @Fruityflootloops
      @Fruityflootloops Год назад +22

      His research is often wrong which is also amusing though

    • @ectothermic
      @ectothermic Год назад +25

      @@Fruityflootloops Well he tries. :u

    • @ArtsyKnox25
      @ArtsyKnox25 Год назад +23

      ​@@Fruityflootloopswell at least he tries to educate people and himself, even if sometimes it's wrong. It's better than being ignorant, hateful, and uneducated 🤷🤦

    • @thedevil5693
      @thedevil5693 Год назад +2

      I agree

    • @Danpg79
      @Danpg79 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@thedevil5693are you a smiler or what

  • @jaxsonbateman
    @jaxsonbateman Год назад +43

    "Damien has missed the joke. He will now go on a journey" was without a doubt the funniest part of the video for me.

  • @marmalade846
    @marmalade846 Год назад +629

    Gotta say congrats to Damien for researching when confused by the complicated science. I'd just sit in confusion then move on.

    • @t-bonejones3576
      @t-bonejones3576 Год назад +1

      Complicated?
      Educated in America, I presume?

    • @jacksonm6969
      @jacksonm6969 Год назад +1

      ​@@t-bonejones3576really dude?

    • @MrHodoAstartes
      @MrHodoAstartes Год назад +5

      The complicated science of wildly exaggerated clickbait.

    • @Voidi-Void
      @Voidi-Void Год назад +10

      ​@@t-bonejones3576it's not the education thats the problem. We all just happen to be dumbasses.

    • @GamingCat343
      @GamingCat343 Год назад

      @@t-bonejones3576
      Yes Yes Yes
      Yes yes Yes Yes Yes
      Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes
      Yes YesYes Yes Yes
      Yes Yes Yes

  • @azareii
    @azareii 11 месяцев назад +7

    I love how he just inspectelemented the "Disable your adblocker" popup out of existence.

  • @t.kersten7695
    @t.kersten7695 Год назад +198

    this subreddit literally is the nerd convention of the dad joke enthusiasts.

  • @hardboiled_cat
    @hardboiled_cat Год назад +68

    1:07
    deleting the no-adblocker-popup like a boss

    • @BaDonut
      @BaDonut Год назад +9

      And paywalls

    • @tommarnt
      @tommarnt Год назад +12

      he taught me a new trick today

    • @idwj
      @idwj 6 месяцев назад +6

      glad im not the only one doing this

    • @The_Mountain_Of_Smiling_Bodies
      @The_Mountain_Of_Smiling_Bodies 6 месяцев назад +10

      Bro just said “your cheap tricks can’t stop me” *breaks the adblocker-denier*

    • @maxave7448
      @maxave7448 4 месяца назад +2

      Popup: "uhm akshually you cant use an adblocker here ☝️🤓"
      Him: *deletes popup with the power of HTML like a boss* 🗿

  • @nebulan
    @nebulan Год назад +405

    Damien having an existential crisis about fungi. Fungi are closer to animals evolutionarily than plants

    • @sopcannon
      @sopcannon Год назад +20

      so vegans asre eating meat

    • @nebulan
      @nebulan Год назад +30

      @@sopcannon only if they eat mushroom FLESH

    • @sthenios7026
      @sthenios7026 Год назад +35

      Lets be honest, everyone had a fungi existential crisis at least once or will yet have one.

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 Год назад +17

      People just can't fathom that there are three groups instead of two, can they 😅

    • @MrHodoAstartes
      @MrHodoAstartes Год назад +6

      ​@@nebulan
      Like chicken of the forest?

  • @PerOlePetersen
    @PerOlePetersen Год назад +37

    12:10 There's one Star (Sun) in the solar system, there are two molecules of hydrogen in each molecule of water (H2O)

  • @Defektyd
    @Defektyd Год назад +94

    I never knew I needed this, I now want every narrator to just get thrown into some really nerdy subreddit where they're completely out of their depth.

    • @mishagaming1075
      @mishagaming1075 Год назад

      Time to watch someone google for ten minutes to understand jokes that aren't even that funny.

  • @rainflea
    @rainflea Год назад +27

    3:29 - Dihydrogen Monoxide is a fancy was of saying water which is neutral. The pH scale has a base of 7(14 = more basic while 0 = more acidic and 7 = neutral).

    • @Zarkisika
      @Zarkisika 5 месяцев назад +1

      "ITS NOT REAL" 😭😭

  • @WarneD1
    @WarneD1 Год назад +105

    9:17 Hey Damien, this meme is funny because most physics problems you solve for your classes say to ignore certain variables that exist in life, such as air resistance, and Friction.
    For example a physics question would be something like, ignoring air resistance assume a ball was launched into the air at a certain angle at a certain force, how high would the ball reach at the highest point of the parabola, and how far would it go.
    If you accounted for air resistance the answer would be less distance cause it works agains the momentum of the ball.

    •  Год назад +3

      -1/2 gt² + Vo*cos (theta)*t + Vo*cos(theta)

    • @noefillon1749
      @noefillon1749 Год назад +5

      The main problem with air resistance is that it makes it impossible to solve the problem analytically (except with a force proportional to the speed which is a really particular case)

    • @ZetaArcticana4006
      @ZetaArcticana4006 Год назад +4

      @@noefillon1749you can solve it but it requires high level differential equations (differential equations II in my school) which is usually not required for an undergrad degree.

    • @jaysea5939
      @jaysea5939 Год назад +5

      "Assume a spherical cow..."

    • @_Funaroma
      @_Funaroma Год назад +1

      @@jaysea5939I’ll assume what I want!

  • @crimsondragon2677
    @crimsondragon2677 Год назад +7

    “I can easily calculate the number of valence electrons in a nucleus”
    If that number isn’t 0, you’re about to have a very bad day.

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Год назад +70

    I get the feeling that some of these memes are gonna go over my head, much like for Robin or Jack. On the plus side, having a very smooth brain means the sad just slides off! No wrinkles for it to get caught in.

    • @ZethDee
      @ZethDee Год назад +8

      Lucky. Ignorance is bliss :(

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Год назад

      Your pfp. What is the source?

    • @DevilSpider_
      @DevilSpider_ Год назад +3

      @@mihaleben6051 Commenter. It was drawn by Commenter.

    • @Just_a_commenter
      @Just_a_commenter Год назад

      @@mihaleben6051 The source is me.

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Год назад

      @@DevilSpider_ 👍

  • @arcticfuzzyfox5242
    @arcticfuzzyfox5242 Год назад +19

    12:15 That's true bc there is only one star in the solar system

  • @name_of_gods8739
    @name_of_gods8739 Год назад +74

    Speaking for the fungi here, We thank Damien for knowing all the work the fungi do.

    • @protoborg
      @protoborg Год назад

      Fungi don't do shit!

  • @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad
    @Lithuanian_NAFO_lad Год назад +5

    At 14:56, a similar sign can be found in the life sciences centre in Vilnius. I know because I go to an after school activity there, learning biochemistry and all. It reads as follows:
    Do not disturb or feed the students.
    Andthe comment from our guide when I asked about it was even funnier. Her answer:
    Yea, especialy dont feed them.
    Good times from a month ago
    P.S. I was screaming throughout the whole "Dihydrogen monoxide" part. Thanks Damien

  • @pallao3500
    @pallao3500 Год назад +45

    Also about the pH one; Acids get stronger the LOWER their pH value is, so "higher than any other acid" actually just means "less harmful".

    • @nopeno-s5r
      @nopeno-s5r Год назад +8

      this reminded me of the article of someone starting their day with alkaline water with a spritz of lemon, thus neutralising the alkaline water and making it f***ing pointless (not that there is a point to alkaline water in the first place)

    • @ajhalkeright7043
      @ajhalkeright7043 Год назад

      But doesn't it just get more dangerous again with higher pH?

    • @novaseer
      @novaseer Год назад +1

      @@ajhalkeright7043 8+ is bases/alkalis, which yes, is similarly dangerous to acid at a high enough pH and concentration.
      7, however, is entirely neutral.

    • @viddork
      @viddork Год назад

      Actually, it just means they're "less acidic." Alkaline substances can be every bit as "harmful" as acidic ones.
      Also, is it fair to say that H2O, at pH 7, is an acid? I've seen this before, and it seems like cheating to me.

    • @lowgrav5900
      @lowgrav5900 Год назад

      Acids melt alkaline corrode and in the middle does nothing as the liquid is still deciding what to do

  • @dontforgetyoursunscreen
    @dontforgetyoursunscreen Год назад +8

    1:54 i agree except I don't want to blow it up because it is too bright but because explosions are objectively cool

  • @thebrickinquestion
    @thebrickinquestion Год назад +24

    9:04 this whole sequence is amazing, this man is a treasure

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 Год назад +2

      Saw this comment right as that part was playing!!

    • @Maximosis007
      @Maximosis007 11 месяцев назад +1

      Timed ​@@Game_Blox9999

  • @AmyLynnHellTsuki
    @AmyLynnHellTsuki Год назад +14

    Damien saying "Oh no! I have to google every meme" in such distressed voice was somehow very funny to me (and yet relatable)

  • @lollertoaster
    @lollertoaster Год назад +16

    "Mushroom have their own *animal* kingdom?"

    • @CIPHERAXO
      @CIPHERAXO 4 месяца назад

      That's where Mario lives

  • @TheDarwinProject1
    @TheDarwinProject1 Год назад +16

    "I have to Google every meme." Damien seems to be dying inside a little with every Google search. 💀

  • @SZB
    @SZB Год назад +25

    0:56 "I've come to make an announcement..."

    • @cjw807
      @cjw807 Год назад +3

      SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG ARE-

    • @frostplays155
      @frostplays155 5 месяцев назад +2

      "HOW DO YOU LIKE *THAT* OBAMA?!"

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 Год назад +20

    I genuinely love Damien just Thanos-ing the stupid fffffFUCKING “pay us” pop-up

    • @lyianx
      @lyianx Год назад

      Yeah. im curious how he did that lol

  • @AnotherVA
    @AnotherVA Год назад +105

    Every video Damien’s voice get stronger and stronger as if he’s still with us 🕊️🕊️

    • @cftyftyufyfuyfty
      @cftyftyufyfuyfty Год назад +16

      If you listen really hard you can still kinda hear it on the wind

    • @regav62
      @regav62 Год назад

      bro hes not dead

    • @somedudethatlovesmemes6625
      @somedudethatlovesmemes6625 Год назад +9

      May he rest peacefully peace🙏

    • @AnotherVA
      @AnotherVA Год назад +2

      @@somedudethatlovesmemes6625 agree 🕊️ 🕊️

    • @RikkiLove0317
      @RikkiLove0317 Год назад +8

      @@regav62You’re right, he still lives on in our hearts 🕊🕊

  • @averagelightningenjoyer285
    @averagelightningenjoyer285 Год назад +8

    15:29 ..which is why he can easily count them.

  • @ーテイル
    @ーテイル Год назад +67

    Damian saying Fungi as "Fungee" is torture for people like me who had to learn this language.

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Год назад +1

      english or latin?

    • @Pickaxeismyname
      @Pickaxeismyname Год назад +7

      @@Qyubij giberish

    • @ーテイル
      @ーテイル Год назад +3

      @@Qyubij English, the fact that it's written as if someone had a stroke and pronounced as if someone had 2 is the worst part.

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine Год назад +3

      ​@@ーテイル Irregardless, Inflammable = flammable
      Through though tough bought bough cough 😂

    • @GalaxyGalactic1
      @GalaxyGalactic1 Год назад +1

      fungy

  • @theclownkingdom
    @theclownkingdom Год назад +15

    2:18 man, must be netherite

  • @Hearthburn1
    @Hearthburn1 Год назад +38

    "What the fuck is a fungus then!" is pretty much what people have been asking since they started paying attention to them.

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 Год назад +8

    8:57 No, Damien, mushrooms are not plants. They are fungi, like mold and yeast. These are two totally different kingdoms.

  • @emanuel585
    @emanuel585 Год назад +15

    3:39 dihidrogen monoxide is the higehst acid in terms ofmph because its neutral and acid counts backwards ps dihidrogen monoxide is water

    • @Alexa-Raine
      @Alexa-Raine Год назад

      DHMO is responsible for 99% of all drowning deaths.
      It's also the main part of ACID RAIN!😱😂

  • @ThatGuy-nm6jq
    @ThatGuy-nm6jq Год назад +2

    "Never seen a goat scale a wall, would you like too?" HELL YES

  • @williamthompson4761
    @williamthompson4761 Год назад +12

    Damien: What are Fungi?
    Biologists: …
    Damien: You don’t know either?!

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 5 месяцев назад +2

    4:33 The concept of math itself is a phenomenon, but our way of executing and understanding it is our invention

  • @ーテイル
    @ーテイル Год назад +16

    10:49
    The joke here is that the guy in the picture conditioned dogs to salivate whenever he rung a bell. For this he rung said bell every time he was going to feed the dogs, which became an habit.
    It's the basis of all of dog training.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Год назад +4

      It also works on humans

    • @scotthewitt258
      @scotthewitt258 Год назад +4

      Jim training Dwight to crave a piece of candy every time he heard the "ding" was one of the best Office pranks.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Год назад +3

    The physics graduates meme is funny because whenever you're answering a physics question it always says something like assume no air resistance or friction.

  • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
    @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Год назад +23

    12:00 in German this actually makes sense, since sodium is "Natrium" in German(it's the same in Latin btw. That's the reason).

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Год назад +6

      All elements are abbreviated using their Latin names (when they have one, obviously). Some people seem to forget that these abbreviations are used all across the world, and one of the reasons they exist is specifically to solve the potential issues of some elements having different names in different languages. For example: As shown in our comments, an english-speaker would say "Sodium" while a German speaker would call the same thing "Natrium", but BOTH would abbreviate it to NA, in turn making it clear to each other exactly which element they mean.
      It just so happens that some elements have the same - or at least similar - names in both English and Latin.

    • @willemthijssen1082
      @willemthijssen1082 Год назад +1

      Same in Dutch

    • @XMasterWoo
      @XMasterWoo 5 месяцев назад +1

      In croatian its similar(Natrij)

  • @nopeno-s5r
    @nopeno-s5r Год назад +4

    10:19
    Drinks concentrated hydrochloric acid, then drinks bleach.
    "why am I not cured?"

  • @DamienLee
    @DamienLee Год назад +6

    Only now after this video is published did I realize that the meme said “stars in the solar system” not “stars in the universe”.

    • @geekehUK
      @geekehUK Год назад +1

      Well done.

    • @geekehUK
      @geekehUK Год назад +1

      There are more replies to this comment than there are stars in the solar system. 😛

  • @rudrodeepchatterjee
    @rudrodeepchatterjee Год назад +4

    9:46 the joke in this meme is that when we study physics, atleast in high school, we tend to ignore a lot of factors. For example, calculating the speed of objects while ignoring Friction.
    Similarly, air resistance is a factor frequently ignored in our questions. Which is where the joke comes in; a physics grad in the real world would be stumped by a brand new factor which messes their calculations up.

  • @Dagnylokibarn
    @Dagnylokibarn Год назад +16

    As a linguist my best guess is that math is the language we use to describe science

  • @Nijonibi
    @Nijonibi Год назад +3

    12:55 For anyone who doesnt know. the meme said "A single Water Molecule (H2O or Dihydrogen Monoxide) contains more Hydrogen Atoms than there are stars in our solar system" A single water molecule is made of 1 Oxygen atom and 2 hydrogen atoms. thats is 1 more hydrogen atom than stars in our solar system... at least until our gas giants collide and form a brown dwarf star

  • @godhimself1125
    @godhimself1125 Год назад +8

    1:43 it is often theorized that this scientist liked to hug beehives for an unknown reason

  • @Yuk1_Officialx
    @Yuk1_Officialx Год назад +1

    In 5th grade, our whole class used to call Fungi “Funji” to tease the teacher, the teacher was my fav science teacher ngl

  • @tttITA10
    @tttITA10 Год назад +20

    Oh, boy. I LOVE this narration! Damien did so good for looking stuff up on the internet and putting on an effort. I wish I was a natural sciences teacher so I'd have a class to which to show this video.

  • @negspirito
    @negspirito Год назад +5

    11:30 Ag. It's referring to elements by how electrons fill the orbitals. Things get a bit funky once the d-orbitals get involved (the next higher s-orbital will start filling in first, but the d-orbital will steal an electron from said s-orbital to fill itself), but basically find the highest s-orbital (5s here)for the row and add up the following exponents (1+10 here) for the column

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 Год назад

      It's been a long time since I've done anything with the shells, but thanks for confirming that's what that post was getting at

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +6

    04:30
    Light is massless “carrier particles” called Photons, which are so small and massless that their behavioral probability is indistinguishable from a wave.

  • @NbNgMOD
    @NbNgMOD Год назад +7

    13:45 thats a particle accelerater. They shoot a proton atom (or hydrogen plus atom) at other atoms to explode them

  • @oconnorwilliam01
    @oconnorwilliam01 Год назад +48

    0:02 "fungy" 💀

    • @tibby4503
      @tibby4503 Год назад +6

      fuhngee.

    • @airconditionaire
      @airconditionaire Год назад

      Single cellular life:
      Multicellular life:
      Theia:
      Water asteroids:
      The debris that collided on the perfect spot in the solar system:
      The Moon:
      Nothing:
      Fungi:
      Sea life:
      Sea weed and sea corals:
      Oxygen:
      Nitrogen:
      Hydrogen:
      Helium:
      Lithium:
      Beryllium:
      Boron:
      Carbon:
      Fluorine:
      Neon:
      Sodium:
      Magnesium:
      Aluminium:
      Silicon:
      Phosphorus:
      Sulfur:
      Chlorine:
      Argon:
      Potassium:
      Calcium:
      Scandium:
      Titanium:
      Vanadium:
      Chromium:
      Manganese:
      Iron:
      Cobalt:
      Nickel:
      Copper:
      Zinc:
      Gallium:
      Germanium:
      Arsenic:
      Selenium:
      Bromine:
      Krypton:
      Rubidium:
      Strontium:
      80 other elements:

    • @icecremmester
      @icecremmester 6 месяцев назад +7

      I legit studied fungi for 2 years straight just for fun, and hearing him say “fuhngee” hurt me inside

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 5 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@icecremmesterI don’t even have a degree or any special stuff, just a love for making messed up creatures that can exist through science’s standards, but this pained my ears and pains my heart
      There’s literal PUNS that make fun of how it’s pronounced

  • @Thewalliest
    @Thewalliest Год назад +8

    6:33 Uranium, duh. Uranus is an ice giant with 13 rings which sounds pretty dope to me. Pluto is some loser who got kicked out of the planet club for being too wimpy.

  • @frikimanhd4087
    @frikimanhd4087 Год назад +4

    bro said "i'm tired, i'm tired of being fooled, i'm tired of it" like a very angry wizard

  • @solgaleo3533
    @solgaleo3533 Год назад +4

    3:25 Dihydrogen Monoxide is the long way of saying H2O, or in other words, water (Di means 2, the H is for Hydrogen, and the O is for oxide, with mono being there because there’s only one oxygen molecule). 7 is neutral PH, it’s higher PH than any acid because acids have a lower PH than normal water, it’s bases that have a higher PH
    There’s actually a whole Wikipedia article about that kind of thing, it’s called a Dihydrogen Monoxide parody, where people call water by an unfamiliar name and list it’s properties in an alarming manner

  • @tallynnyntyg6008
    @tallynnyntyg6008 Год назад +8

    0:12 "In fact, neither land plants nor terrestrial animals would exist them." Uh.

  • @TenkoFoxx
    @TenkoFoxx Год назад +12

    15:50 i like that one ^^ => if you look at the experiment the output changes. Or to be precise, if you look (measure) which slit the electron passes, the waveform collapses due to the interaction and you only get two bars at the screen. If you don't look, it stays in its wavelike probability quantum state and you get an interferece pattern.

  • @Hi-ll5dg
    @Hi-ll5dg Год назад +5

    11:55 Au being gold and Ag being silver

    • @denkisupremacy
      @denkisupremacy 5 месяцев назад

      mandatory Latin student interjection: aurum and argentum

  • @semodemo0159
    @semodemo0159 Год назад +7

    9:10 mushrooms are like animals but also not some are our suspiciously close ancestors some make you see god for 3 months some kill you some make you better at math for 3 hours and we have no idea what they are

  • @Lazerblade95
    @Lazerblade95 Год назад +5

    He said that he didn't know much about science, but I still was somehow shocked.

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Год назад +24

    Damien's "bible/Christian" voice is always fun

  • @matthewboire6843
    @matthewboire6843 2 месяца назад +1

    Damien missing water joke and then correcting himself like nothing happened is so funny

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff Год назад +10

    Ah yes, some good old science memes.
    also, 1:35 Reminds me of that one twitter post where this guy posted "Fly me to the moon, and let me kick it's ass"

  • @mayexkither6656
    @mayexkither6656 Год назад +6

    6:40
    neither you fools, polonium is where its at in terms of radiation

  • @Nebulousart
    @Nebulousart Год назад +7

    i love the unintentional pun at 2:23… it *rocked* me lmao

    • @jessirose
      @jessirose Год назад +2

      ikr, it hit me hard

    • @denkisupremacy
      @denkisupremacy 5 месяцев назад

      omg I think I've seen your art on pinterest, YEARS ago 😭😭 that is so cool!

  • @thisisnotahandle1337
    @thisisnotahandle1337 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:55 for anyone that needs a better explanation, on the ceiling there is a pulley, and because the buckets are heavier than the table, it pulls the table up, but the buckets weight alone obviously cant lift themselves and the table up, not to mention just the buckets themselves, so it cant go higher than that, just keeping the table in the air.

  • @rebeccak918
    @rebeccak918 Год назад +5

    math is a human invention that describes natural phenomenon

  • @alrecks619
    @alrecks619 4 месяца назад

    6:20 "Nihilistic, yet hopeful" makes sense given that Agent K became so jaded by dealing with invasive alien species that took a lot of good ones' lives along with it, and he's putting all his hopes to Agent J.

  • @catgirl185
    @catgirl185 Год назад +13

    Damien being consistently confused by fungi is relatable ngl.

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 Год назад +5

      He really is a fun guy, isn't he?

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 Год назад +1

      "Who are you? Or should I say.. what are you?"
      (Fungi laughs in Fungi)

    • @Jonanation
      @Jonanation Год назад

      I am always like "Wait there's MORE!?"
      Istg fungi become more powerful every time I learn something new about them. They're batshit insane.

  • @Ryuji-Ly
    @Ryuji-Ly Год назад +25

    13:00 Uhhh, it is correct though? One molecule of water is H2O. so 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom, now the solar system is our star system, basically the sun, mercury, venus, earth, mars etc etc. How many stars are in the solar system? One, just one, our sun.

    • @Void_TheDemon
      @Void_TheDemon Год назад +3

      I'm pretty sure he was thinking of the entire universe or galaxy or something Instead of just the solar system like it said-

    • @privatepumpkin7095
      @privatepumpkin7095 5 месяцев назад

      yeah, 2>1, so this works

  • @cillianennis9921
    @cillianennis9921 Год назад +4

    Damian: Fungi are there own kind of animal kingdom.
    You were so close to understanding but yet still off...

  • @lordlizzard5086
    @lordlizzard5086 Год назад +5

    9:40 ish: stop fxcking around with the formular. Air resistance is when air makes it harder for you to move at high speeds, because it wants to stay where it is and you have to force it out of the way

  • @Daft_Vader
    @Daft_Vader Год назад +7

    6:24 welcome to optimistic nihilism, Damien

  • @seandorama5932
    @seandorama5932 Год назад +3

    0:59 BRO YOU CASUALLY DELETED THE AD BLOCKER BLOCKER!!!
    How

  • @EclipticalSun
    @EclipticalSun Год назад +22

    man i love how fungi are actually closer relatives to animals than to plants

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 Год назад +1

      Did I just get rickrolled from a pfp?

    • @EclipticalSun
      @EclipticalSun Год назад +1

      @@Game_Blox9999 never

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 Год назад

      @@EclipticalSun I was just rickrolled with your pfp, which is literally a frame from the rickroll.

    • @ThornsXD
      @ThornsXD Год назад +1

      @@Game_Blox9999 gonna

    • @Game_Blox9999
      @Game_Blox9999 Год назад

      @@ThornsXD OH GOD PLEASE NO!!!!

  • @great-wyrmII
    @great-wyrmII 4 месяца назад +1

    I hate how shrodinger has been immortalized as a genius for saying something stupid and egotistical.

  • @kitsune_gt
    @kitsune_gt Год назад +8

    3:06 i jumped for a second because my name is kelvin and i wasnt looking at my phone

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Год назад +3

      and your second name begins with a and ends with n?

    • @kitsune_gt
      @kitsune_gt Год назад +2

      @@Qyubij nope, starts with a c and ends with an l
      Wait by second do you mean middle name?

    • @Qyubij
      @Qyubij Год назад

      @@kitsune_gt no i was hoping it did tho

    • @kitsune_gt
      @kitsune_gt Год назад

      @@Qyubij better luck next time bro

  • @egekahraman8985
    @egekahraman8985 Год назад +2

    I want to marry the editor for showing us that pro tip you have no idea how much I wanted this

  • @kriddle4417
    @kriddle4417 Год назад +5

    3:44 it’s water I learned this in school

  • @art1_san
    @art1_san Год назад +2

    0:34, see, I'm no physics expert, I'm some random 8th grader, but the reason that that truck design wouldn't work is probably:
    1. what kind of monster magnet is that
    2. the arm holding the magnets would just crumple and you'd just have two of probably the strongest magnets stuck to each other in front of a truck
    is that right someone tell me

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 Год назад +22

    We need to give Fungus more credit.

  • @miserablepumpkin9453
    @miserablepumpkin9453 Год назад +12

    Hearing Damien freak out over fungi not being plants made me laugh

  • @thatonedumbe
    @thatonedumbe Год назад +6

    7:46 i love consuming toilet paper!

  • @ProSkillzDragonGal
    @ProSkillzDragonGal Год назад +3

    3:37 Dihydrogen Monoxide = 2 hydrogen atoms & 1 oxygen atom = H2O = water XD

  • @gamingdbr
    @gamingdbr Год назад +9

    12:26 solar system****

  • @noobterrarian1568
    @noobterrarian1568 Год назад +1

    12:58 i am dying. There's two hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water, and one star in our solar system. (THE SUN)

  • @ajysuperfly7788
    @ajysuperfly7788 Год назад +4

    11:20 The first two columns and helium are the S subgroup, the ones in the middle that are green are transition metals and are the D group, the last 6 columns excluding helium are the P group, the number in front of the letter tells you which row it is in, and the exponent tells you how far in the subgroup you are, so 1S^2 means in the 2nd element in the first row of the first sublevel, you list off the coordinates of all the elements before the one you want so if you want Aluminum(Al) you say 1S^2, (don't do P or D in the first row because there is nothing for P or D in the first row) 2S^2, 2P^6, 3S^2, 3P^1. This is because Al is the first element in the P subgroup in the 3rd period(row). Not the best explanation but it gives the basic idea, because of energy levels it sometimes mixes it up a bit like in the one shown in the video where it goes 1,2,2,3,3,4,3,4,5,4 but that is extremely complicated.

    • @rakashael
      @rakashael Год назад

      I scrolled all the way down to find someone to explain it! Maths were always a weak point. Thank you for explaining it.

    • @ajysuperfly7788
      @ajysuperfly7788 Год назад +1

      @@rakashael I'm still in highschool and just learned it two weeks ago so its fresh in my memory, and no problem dude.

    • @rakashael
      @rakashael Год назад

      @@ajysuperfly7788 science education is not something I was allowed to pursue as a girl. So I was only able to learn from library books. The understanding is quite limited, but now that free, learning science is the most amazing thing in the world. Good luck in your studies.

  • @Thorn773
    @Thorn773 Год назад +1

    Ok honestly Damien's reactions to not knowing or to learning about what the meme is, is even funnier than the memes themselves

  • @Amanda-zn7ox
    @Amanda-zn7ox Год назад +4

    I'm definitely a very science-inclined and nerd-brained person. Almost 2 minutes in, and I am screaming on the inside.

  • @happyhippoeaters4261
    @happyhippoeaters4261 3 месяца назад +1

    A fungus is neither plant nor animal, but it's own group

  • @B.Cypher
    @B.Cypher Год назад +4

    (Flat earthers) “No no no hear us out, the earth is a cube” 16:12

  • @Hickorypaws
    @Hickorypaws 5 месяцев назад +1

    13:06 Yes, that is chlorine. What we don’t know is what nuclide it is, so you’d better watch your back.

  • @phr0ggerz_
    @phr0ggerz_ Год назад +4

    One time in middle school my teacher made us practice researching on an article about dihydrogen monoxide and then we proceeded to make a kid that wasn’t in the class fear me for the day and it was hilarious

  • @Harmless_Blade
    @Harmless_Blade 3 месяца назад

    12:00
    K being POTASSIUM:"WHY"
    Au and Ag being gold and silver respectively:"AAAAHHHHHH"

  • @wendellgutierrez761
    @wendellgutierrez761 Год назад +7

    17:00 "miles a second" 💀

  • @ImScourg3
    @ImScourg3 8 месяцев назад +1

    11:58
    The reason why sodium's chemical name is Na is because of it's Latin name, which is "Natrium"
    This applies to other elements to, such as: Iron (Ferrum), Silver (Argentum), Gold (Aurum)

  • @youtubeuniversity3638
    @youtubeuniversity3638 Год назад +4

    4:38 "Natural Phenomena" is a Human Invention.

  • @rebelthunder9325
    @rebelthunder9325 Год назад +1

    Damien searching up Dihydrogen Monoxied and then promptly saying "Oh, it doesn't even exist" was just hilarious.

  • @mr.e7005
    @mr.e7005 Год назад +5

    11:13 this is actually the electron configuration of an element, the first number being the shell number, the letter denoting the sub shell, and the 'power' denoting the electron distribution at the described sub shell. Since all subshells are complete except for the 5S¹ shell which should be 2 we can assume this is a group one elements as it has one electron in its outer shell/valance shell (also assuming the element is not an ion which has a different proton number to its electron number) adding the electrons gives 37 which corresponds to Rubidium (Rb) also since the valance shell is an S shell it also indicates its in the S block which encapsulates group 1 and 2 elements and Rb sits nicely in the low end of group one meaning the meeting is on the 2nd floor or 4th idk if each element is their own room in the far left.

    • @quentinbauer1200
      @quentinbauer1200 Год назад +2

      Actually the electron configuration is for Silver (47). For sone transition metals, one of the s orbital electrons jump to the d orbital instead. this is true for copper, silver, gold, chromium, platinum, and like a dozen other elements.

    • @quentinbauer1200
      @quentinbauer1200 Год назад +1

      Also adding the exponents of the electron configuration gives 47

    • @justasilverguy
      @justasilverguy Год назад +1

      @@quentinbauer1200 no, it's 37 protons.
      edit: im wrong see below

    • @justasilverguy
      @justasilverguy Год назад +1

      nvm, wtf i just erased the last term (4d^10) from my eyes like 5 times for some reason
      its 47

    • @Maximosis007
      @Maximosis007 11 месяцев назад +1

      Science