FUNNIEST TEXT MESSAGES #4

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @jeferlygiraffe8408
    @jeferlygiraffe8408 3 года назад +2992

    He says that we're cuties, but he's the real cutie.

  • @RoroThePopo
    @RoroThePopo 3 года назад +447

    "hey cuties" are now my favorite words of the day/night

  • @hurricanehubbs9459
    @hurricanehubbs9459 3 года назад +45

    The FBI Agent saying “do it bro” made it 10x better 😂

  • @_____
    @_____ 3 года назад +41

    i felt that “yep always!” in my soul

  • @dysonlydaysonearth
    @dysonlydaysonearth 3 года назад +619

    Fainted: Hey cuties
    Me: *Debby Ryan*

    • @legally.blonde
      @legally.blonde 3 года назад +15

      *Debby ryan*

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +6

      I don't know who Debby Ryan is.

    • @mollyvvvy
      @mollyvvvy 3 года назад +5

      You: Debby Ryan
      Me: Insatiable Christian
      Also me: Simping for James Lastovic

    • @Adam9844
      @Adam9844 3 года назад +11

      @@TheHotBlade I know who your mom is

    • @QNEENSTAR
      @QNEENSTAR 3 года назад +4

      Hotel: trivago

  • @enlargedmetalrod
    @enlargedmetalrod 3 года назад +697

    Nobody:
    Absolute nobody:
    This comment section: *simps over Fainted in cutie*

    • @miid_
      @miid_ 3 года назад +2

      Damn, ikr

    • @agifirmansyah1183
      @agifirmansyah1183 3 года назад +5

      is it illegal to simp for fainted? no.

    • @miid_
      @miid_ 3 года назад +8

      @@agifirmansyah1183 Its not illegal,it’s just cringe as fuck

    • @enlargedmetalrod
      @enlargedmetalrod 3 года назад +1

      @@agifirmansyah1183 never said it was my dude

    • @enlargedmetalrod
      @enlargedmetalrod 3 года назад +3

      @@miid_ truer words were never spoken

  • @osamudazai1199
    @osamudazai1199 3 года назад +1806

    Day 2 of trying to get fainted to bring back the “what’s up cuties” merch

    • @femhawks1909
      @femhawks1909 3 года назад +13

      Kiripima

    • @osamudazai1199
      @osamudazai1199 3 года назад +10

      @@femhawks1909 I never knew hawks had a wife! Or was straight for that matter... but hi!

    • @femhawks1909
      @femhawks1909 3 года назад +9

      @@osamudazai1199 he's bi

    • @osamudazai1199
      @osamudazai1199 3 года назад +3

      @@femhawks1909 ah figures so how is he?

    • @femhawks1909
      @femhawks1909 3 года назад +8

      @@osamudazai1199 he went to get chicken nuggets;-;

  • @ashtontangeman6091
    @ashtontangeman6091 3 года назад +112

    the jungkook thing- omg I'm crying

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 3 года назад +57

    8:46 why is no one talking about the fact that he is writing that with a sausage??

  • @bbobbers
    @bbobbers 3 года назад +21

    6:05 lol I can hear him smashing his desk as he says “HONOR!”

  • @tobylerone4640
    @tobylerone4640 3 года назад +147

    I’ve never clicked a button faster in my life

  • @itsv2924
    @itsv2924 3 года назад +125

    9:20
    well..gonna ask Fainted if he wants to be my boyfrien...💀

    • @ritasamanta6955
      @ritasamanta6955 3 года назад +7

      well, r u a anime girl?

    • @meowmeow3532
      @meowmeow3532 3 года назад +4

      @@ritasamanta6955 lmaoooaoaao

    • @itsv2924
      @itsv2924 3 года назад +4

      @@ritasamanta6955
      sadly noo👁👄👁

    • @sjeppertje5462
      @sjeppertje5462 3 года назад

      Don’t you mean girlfriend?

    • @luisalien041
      @luisalien041 3 года назад

      You forgot the d- *oh shit*

  • @saso5096
    @saso5096 3 года назад +84

    it’s 3 am rn. But who needs sleep, when you can watch Fainted reading text messages and calling you a cutie UwU

    • @dirt7763
      @dirt7763 3 года назад

      Which country you live in

    • @eatmyshorts8406
      @eatmyshorts8406 3 года назад

      @@dirt7763 i live in germany and it was also 3 am here. (i know i wasn’t asked, sorry)

    • @cottonball_
      @cottonball_ 3 года назад +1

      ew "uwu"

    • @louiekazooie3771
      @louiekazooie3771 3 года назад

      @@eatmyshorts8406 You sir, are a noble man.

    • @dressrosacr7
      @dressrosacr7 3 года назад

      Try watching it at 8am without sleep

  • @najjusubhan5717
    @najjusubhan5717 3 года назад +13

    9:00 NOO NOT THE JUNGKOOK PICTURE HAHAH LMAO

    • @ugotnojams2746
      @ugotnojams2746 3 года назад

      So what about my Profile Pic-

    • @ivanat.6079
      @ivanat.6079 3 года назад

      @@ugotnojams2746 nothing, your pfp is beautiful 👌🏻😌

  • @ugotnojams2746
    @ugotnojams2746 3 года назад +37

    Everyone is talking about *HEY CUTIES* and that's what everyone should talk about-

    • @florxiianquit9183
      @florxiianquit9183 3 года назад +1

      yesss

    • @ohhey1991
      @ohhey1991 3 года назад +1

      @FATHIN NUR AISYAH BINTI EZANI Moe no, dont use your moe (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 3 года назад +30

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

  • @zylviz
    @zylviz 3 года назад +5

    i feel special when he says *"whats up cuties" or "hi/hello cuties* 😂❤️

  • @famsquad06
    @famsquad06 3 года назад +28

    8:44
    why is no one talking about how he is typing with a slim jim

  • @mikegalindo2091
    @mikegalindo2091 3 года назад +7

    This is why I wake up every morning

  • @weirdshrimp0
    @weirdshrimp0 3 года назад +5

    8:59 Dont you just love it when Jungkook messages you in English 🤩

  • @nintaedo
    @nintaedo 3 года назад +42

    8:57 *Armys Entered the chat* 💃🏽

  • @osamudazai1199
    @osamudazai1199 3 года назад +11

    The tododeku part got me I-

  • @mafiacat2216
    @mafiacat2216 3 года назад +3

    I love how fainted is so positive in his intro

  • @cassidymiarm1147
    @cassidymiarm1147 3 года назад +6

    Brooo when he says “hey cuties” it hits different when others call u that....bc Fainted sounds hella FINE🥵

  • @candieuwu5818
    @candieuwu5818 3 года назад +67

    I cannot breathe. Fainted doesnt know that 9:00 is a fake text between a delulu fan and a fake Jungkook? 💀
    bruh nvm im dead.

    • @lxcidlol7798
      @lxcidlol7798 3 года назад +1

      Who is delulu and jungkook

    • @coffinofjudas
      @coffinofjudas 3 года назад +4

      Jungkook is one of the seven members of the kpop group BTS. They are awesome. Delulu is a term for a species of kpop fan who could use some therapy

    • @wooyoungsponytailisholy5260
      @wooyoungsponytailisholy5260 3 года назад +4

      @@lxcidlol7798 a delulu fan basically means a delusional fan and Jungkook is a singer from BTS.... basically a cringe fan faking a text conversation with her fave :/

    • @cherrylconcha2244
      @cherrylconcha2244 3 года назад

      *Who's jungkook?*

    • @itisi996
      @itisi996 3 года назад

      ho is jungkook

  • @ElizabethTsi
    @ElizabethTsi 3 года назад +17

    That whats up cuties
    made my whole entire day

  • @JoeMama-zi9be
    @JoeMama-zi9be 3 года назад +6

    Literally the best channel ever

  • @abgenthusiast
    @abgenthusiast 3 года назад +2

    "Omg Carson just broke up with me by text"
    *THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE*

  • @closetmoth1
    @closetmoth1 3 года назад +6

    10:45 I could hear the pain in his voice when he tried to pronounce everything

  • @vealesbedwars
    @vealesbedwars 3 года назад +2

    Fainted always brings a smile to my face

  • @shazma6344
    @shazma6344 3 года назад +5

    fainted: no girls want me 😔
    us: *simping over him*
    fainted: *deaf*

  • @whotao-tf1gw
    @whotao-tf1gw 3 года назад +45

    ah, i thought you were saying “what’s up q tips” this entire time.

    • @jingwei4664
      @jingwei4664 3 года назад +7

      we are all q tips

    • @Coltic
      @Coltic 3 года назад +5

      We are all cute q tips

    • @florxiianquit9183
      @florxiianquit9183 3 года назад +2

      Qt tips

    • @kiwi.kiwi.
      @kiwi.kiwi. 3 года назад +2

      I was drinking water as I read this, almost choked
      You're a legend

  • @hourlongsongs2235
    @hourlongsongs2235 3 года назад +10

    Fainted: “Who needs to buy a ps5 for Christmas when-”
    ad: “EGG WHITES”

  • @masha-2438
    @masha-2438 3 года назад +6

    NOT THE JUNGKOOK✋🏻😭

  • @emilywelsh6751
    @emilywelsh6751 3 года назад +3

    9:08
    I knew exactly what That was going to be when I saw 국이(cookie) 😂

  • @_mmmmmmmmm
    @_mmmmmmmmm 3 года назад +3

    Phil Swift approves of the thumbnail, flex seal fixes everything.

  • @Midnightry
    @Midnightry 3 года назад +17

    HEYYY EARLY CUTIES

  • @KylerMurrayIsTheGoat
    @KylerMurrayIsTheGoat 3 года назад +182

    Day 12 of telling fainted he’s cute

    • @sickboy8914
      @sickboy8914 3 года назад +9

      Day 1 of telling YOU that your cute :D

    • @simlad
      @simlad 3 года назад

      I found you úwù

    • @mtg_phoenix698
      @mtg_phoenix698 3 года назад +1

      Day 12 of agreeing with this guy

    • @hirak.u
      @hirak.u 3 года назад +1

      i was missing this dude, i didn't see him this last few times

    • @cringe_3333
      @cringe_3333 3 года назад +3

      Lmao you got hurt and beat by th 49ers

  • @BoltyEdits
    @BoltyEdits 3 года назад +1

    The bababooie meme gets me every time

  • @varunnagrare4912
    @varunnagrare4912 3 года назад +3

    2:35 This was full of twists and turns 😂

  • @toonytoons8360
    @toonytoons8360 3 года назад +2

    *Mom: calls anime Chinese*
    Fainted: *Doesnt notice*

  • @Linasrecovery
    @Linasrecovery 3 года назад +5

    8:57 when JK showed up I was suddenly ashamed to be part of army

  • @zephyrtearn2428
    @zephyrtearn2428 3 года назад +3

    Alright but Kuroo and Oikawa, that is a hard question, I love them both. Oikawa is my fave character tho

  • @unnot5706
    @unnot5706 3 года назад +7

    11:14 I want to jump into the middle of the great lakes

  • @zer3256
    @zer3256 3 года назад +1

    I love the one about the top three anime he picked hiakyuu

  • @blue_._.3_
    @blue_._.3_ 3 года назад +9

    “Hello cuties”
    Hello this is your daily dose of serotonin

  • @butterrrrrflyyyyyyyyy6985
    @butterrrrrflyyyyyyyyy6985 3 года назад +2

    i love the way he pronounced all the anime names like he pronounced most of them wrong but like it was still cute how he tried

  • @Juszp
    @Juszp 3 года назад +7

    When he said “What’s up cuties” I felt that

  • @MyWorldAsLivia
    @MyWorldAsLivia 2 года назад +2

    Now give me the bread.

  • @numb7804
    @numb7804 3 года назад +6

    Fainted telling me I'm a cutie at 3am. Amazing.

  • @kaylalozano562
    @kaylalozano562 3 года назад +1

    The way he said Oikawa Lmfaoooo

  • @Kodzukin
    @Kodzukin 3 года назад +14

    HEY HEY HEY!!

  • @PinkWrench12
    @PinkWrench12 3 года назад +1

    8:34
    What makes it even worse is he was typing it with a damn slim jim

  • @anneboyln592
    @anneboyln592 3 года назад +8

    I love how I'm early but there is over 200 comment damn y'all are quick

  • @odrpy793
    @odrpy793 3 года назад +1

    the anime,crush, one just made me shed a tear

  • @SacredText069
    @SacredText069 3 года назад +3

    Fainted I need that bread to feed my family

  • @soggybreb3110
    @soggybreb3110 3 года назад +2

    10:47 that person has
    ✨T A S T E✨

  • @taevmo
    @taevmo 3 года назад +11

    “Hey cuties” welp, I’m heading to bed 🛌😭

  • @_luna_3940
    @_luna_3940 3 года назад

    Has anyone realised that fainted makes everyone’s day by saying what’s up cuties 😊

  • @My-yg8hd
    @My-yg8hd 3 года назад +7

    The Jungkook text was very epic 😃👍

  • @cvxden
    @cvxden 3 года назад

    Nothing beats watching fainted and eating

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 3 года назад +6

    You are not first,
    You are not last,
    But most certainly
    Nobody asked

  • @crystalskylark817
    @crystalskylark817 3 года назад

    That FBI one was hilarious!!!

  • @not_blob6083
    @not_blob6083 3 года назад +37

    im a cutie lets go, fainted is the bigger cutie though

  • @angelxx1846
    @angelxx1846 3 года назад +1

    Bro I frickin love ur vids.

  • @rosachang1312
    @rosachang1312 3 года назад +3

    JEON JUNGKOOK DHFJSIDKEKDIR😭🤚🏼

  • @MeteorDoge
    @MeteorDoge 3 года назад +1

    My favourite phrase
    Hello Cuties

  • @SpookXCraig
    @SpookXCraig 3 года назад +3

    FYI the train will take 5 hours to arrive lol.

    • @quinixed8814
      @quinixed8814 3 года назад

      5 hours 4 minutes and 51 seconds

  • @knezzy4254
    @knezzy4254 3 года назад

    The thumbnail cracked me up so hard I fell asleep and woke up in the hospital

  • @rak1980
    @rak1980 3 года назад +4

    5:51 the girl is from Gabriel Dropout, Satanachia if you wanted the sauce

  • @chaotic__monster
    @chaotic__monster 3 года назад

    your videos are my favorite part of the day

  • @octohenry4057
    @octohenry4057 3 года назад +67

    Day one of asking fainted to be our e-boy. I will not stop until he responds

  • @1EmuFan
    @1EmuFan 2 года назад

    4:11 And pain is just a feeling! *destroys the “age is just a number” person*

  • @pussydestroyer888
    @pussydestroyer888 3 года назад +6

    This may be irrelevant, but, I’ve just had the best among us card swipe of my life.

  • @mammanomaly
    @mammanomaly 3 года назад

    I'm done people who actually make those fake conversations have ascended to heaven already

  • @mollyvvvy
    @mollyvvvy 3 года назад +6

    No youre the ✨cutie✨

  • @btbruh9868
    @btbruh9868 3 года назад

    I think that the shear fakeness of these texts really takes the humor level at least 5000 points higher.

  • @TraceyJeanne
    @TraceyJeanne 3 года назад +5

    6:56 is this real ? I know most of these aren’t but this one seems like it might be. Oof that’s gotta hurt

  • @crackedblack1410
    @crackedblack1410 3 года назад +1

    4:03 you need the ps5 to even receive a terabyte of memes😂👌

  • @The_xoxo_sisters
    @The_xoxo_sisters 3 года назад +7

    Day 3 of asking fainted to marry me 🤠

  • @bluuralive418
    @bluuralive418 3 года назад

    fainted the biggest cutie of them all!

  • @Tuttlee
    @Tuttlee 3 года назад +6

    SIMPS: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS
    ANTI SIMPS: IF SHE BREATHES SHES A THOT
    Fainted: If you breathe, you are a cutie

  • @davidgonzalez5087
    @davidgonzalez5087 3 года назад

    He keeps me sane

  • @YOUNGChris21
    @YOUNGChris21 3 года назад +6

    I pray anyone that sees this is successful in life....

  • @chaseashley6775
    @chaseashley6775 3 года назад +2

    8:13 I thought this was gonna be an FMA reference of the ingredients to make a human

  • @KendallMooreProfile
    @KendallMooreProfile 3 года назад +3

    The one with the people texting about anime... I hate when people talk like that. Ahhhhhhhhh. With the ✨ 😠

  • @perk4079
    @perk4079 3 года назад

    This is the content we all needed you can't lie

  • @fr0ger320
    @fr0ger320 3 года назад +4

    ez first

  • @xyblitz.
    @xyblitz. 3 года назад +1

    8:48 when he narrated "hey", a fricking afk arena ad came with a girl saying "hey"

  • @kimjimino4979
    @kimjimino4979 3 года назад

    The way fainted said Tododeku killed me- lmao

  • @micahpalin6136
    @micahpalin6136 3 года назад

    bruh 8:40 hes typing with a slim jim lmao im dying

  • @shinobiofthehood5537
    @shinobiofthehood5537 3 года назад +1

    0:03 That's a lot of damage

  • @savagebeast4958
    @savagebeast4958 3 года назад

    11:05 LMAOOOOOO THE WAY HE SAID THAT MESSAGE IS SO FUNNY!!!!!

  • @nedum27
    @nedum27 3 года назад

    4:47 that sounded *POWERFUL*

  • @grahamfamily6832
    @grahamfamily6832 3 года назад +1

    11:49, THAT GUY JUST GOT HIT BY A FREAKING SEMMY TRUCK.

  • @kayliecastillejos2991
    @kayliecastillejos2991 3 года назад +1

    Fainted saying :What’s up cuties. The 10 yr old:😐. The fbi: *Banging on his door*

  • @lachythedecahedreonofdeath5310
    @lachythedecahedreonofdeath5310 3 года назад

    0:49 expected him to say “*you’re”

  • @ladydragon2908
    @ladydragon2908 3 года назад +1

    This is Just gold

  • @fushichodesu1223
    @fushichodesu1223 3 года назад +2

    8:56 ok but like why did that pic of jungkook kinda remind me of gulf kanawut 😂

  • @zanny2649
    @zanny2649 3 года назад

    "Wdym bestie"
    "Why are you doing that"
    Me: *SHE'S FRIENDZONING YOU!!!*