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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2024

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  • @ripthischannel829
    @ripthischannel829 4 года назад +3912

    Vans really said “you don’t even skate poser”
    😂 90% of their profits are people who don’t even skate

    • @hadley20
      @hadley20 4 года назад +73

      hehe i used to skate until i jumped off my skateboard and sprained my ankle on both sides and was hurt for 4 months and went to physical therapy for 2 months but it was all bc i was wearing sandals when i was skating down a hill and i jumped off bc i was going to hit something. anyways sorry for my life story but the moral of the story is don’t wear birkenstock’s while skating

    • @myskrillaa
      @myskrillaa 4 года назад +17

      bruh who asked

    • @astrolouise6904
      @astrolouise6904 4 года назад +42

      most of them are bisexuals

    • @yveuhs
      @yveuhs 4 года назад +23

      @@myskrillaa your mom

    • @eh-vuh-lin9048
      @eh-vuh-lin9048 4 года назад +15

      @@astrolouise6904 i- why is this true, literally me :0

  • @Isaiah_wrestle321
    @Isaiah_wrestle321 4 года назад +2438

    *hey what's up cuties* gets me every time

  • @S.Henry_Crawford
    @S.Henry_Crawford 4 года назад +685

    "My son died at level 4"

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/8WeYw0fKpwI/видео.html
      How to defeat cancer

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 4 года назад +22

      "noob"

    • @antonryelund7344
      @antonryelund7344 4 года назад

      @@Elden_one that actually scared me

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 4 года назад +1

      @@antonryelund7344 yeah its a very popular creepypasta (worldcorp)

    • @coal8895
      @coal8895 4 года назад

      Noob

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 4 года назад +264

    Cats: meow
    Dogs: woof
    9-year-olds: *FIRST FIRST*

    • @cyclinggnome8299
      @cyclinggnome8299 4 года назад +1

      First

    • @karkorair
      @karkorair 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes, the big funny lmao

    • @toast8184
      @toast8184 4 года назад +1

      Not funny didn’t laugh

    • @ilovecats3778
      @ilovecats3778 4 года назад

      6th

    • @wtf-rg9jh
      @wtf-rg9jh 4 года назад +1

      you said that like 45 times on this channel. and its not even funny

  • @ctgmighty7039
    @ctgmighty7039 4 года назад +103

    Fainted's "what's up cuties" is the reason i smile every day

  • @eh-vuh-lin9048
    @eh-vuh-lin9048 4 года назад +740

    *me, watching this when i'm failing all my classes*

  • @wally2905
    @wally2905 4 года назад +384

    Fainted posts a vid
    Fainted: hey what’s up cuties
    Me: have u looked at me?

  • @supermanobama8425
    @supermanobama8425 4 года назад +315

    this was in my recommended when it got released like a minute ago

    • @siyona5535
      @siyona5535 4 года назад +6

      Yeah and...?

    • @somecursedcommentguy537
      @somecursedcommentguy537 4 года назад +1

      Yo i just go 2 fucking 30 second unskipable adds

    • @fresh-qh3bo
      @fresh-qh3bo 4 года назад +1

      @@somecursedcommentguy537 Idc-

    • @amandis_789
      @amandis_789 4 года назад +1

      For me this was recommend when it got released a month ago

    • @moth995
      @moth995 4 года назад +1

      :0 me watch u vids

  • @nvxski_
    @nvxski_ 4 года назад +424

    i dont think he realizes how many people's days he making a LOT better, like..."what's up cuties🥺" imagine if that's the first time anyone been called that😭

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 4 года назад +11

      My first vid of him was my first time being called cute, that was a great day.

    • @gopackgo5772
      @gopackgo5772 4 года назад +5

      Overused as hell

    • @nvxski_
      @nvxski_ 4 года назад +20

      @@gopackgo5772 cool thanks🖤your attitude is overused as hell

    • @vultrexz
      @vultrexz 4 года назад +12

      @@nvxski_ let me just steal that comeback real quick-

    • @bellelov3su
      @bellelov3su 4 года назад +6

      @@vultrexz LMAOOOO

  • @thw0mew391
    @thw0mew391 4 года назад +217

    yo this tumbnail is savage, almost as savage as wearing fainted merch and screaming sub to fainted at a convention.

  • @Quilla-r8q
    @Quilla-r8q 2 года назад +15

    I forgot to mute myself in an online class on a Friday while watching this.. I bursted out laughing SO hard. Yea I got in trouble- no regrets though. I honestly love this.

  • @flamingkillermc2806
    @flamingkillermc2806 4 года назад +906

    Miss opportunity to title it : *”Hilarious Text Messages”* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zadem
      @Zadem 4 года назад +7

      LMFAO

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 4 года назад +5

      Wake up with no HUUUIUUUUIIIoooo

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 4 года назад +2

      Julioioioioiooiiioioo𒈒

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 4 года назад +1

      Can I can't baby jeans

    • @Husslz
      @Husslz 4 года назад +1

      Those profile picture sure does bring back memories

  • @joshtheboss4202
    @joshtheboss4202 4 года назад +45

    Hey does anyone else feel the void in they're heart fill up when he says "hey cuties"

  • @raybunnyy
    @raybunnyy 4 года назад +71

    Dang even the haters have their notifications on 🌚

  • @qwebly
    @qwebly 4 года назад +465

    Day 60 of asking fainted to say "whats up cuties" in his anime girl voice

    • @thattee4964
      @thattee4964 4 года назад +7

      Fainted saying “whats up cuties” in his anime girl voice: m.ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @rebelli65
      @rebelli65 4 года назад +13

      @@thattee4964 😔

    • @mdhudghkehegsb
      @mdhudghkehegsb 4 года назад +14

      @@thattee4964 I’m not falling for that man

    • @emptycemetery
      @emptycemetery 4 года назад +7

      @@thattee4964 u thought

    • @kristinasylvester9011
      @kristinasylvester9011 4 года назад +10

      @@thattee4964 im coming to your house and stealing your lucky charms and toilet seat.

  • @UpSurge775
    @UpSurge775 4 года назад +7

    Fainted:wassup cuties
    5 year olds:Ewwwwww nasty
    High schoolers: i didnt hear that name in a longgg time

  • @snowless456
    @snowless456 4 года назад +73

    Day 39 of me asking fainted to say ”what's up cuties” in his anime girl voice

  • @AscendedZenith
    @AscendedZenith 4 года назад +129

    Unfortunately most of these belong to r/comedycemetery

  • @ace-of-spades9234
    @ace-of-spades9234 3 года назад +4

    2:30 this is pure GOLD

  • @esmie_weeb2331
    @esmie_weeb2331 4 года назад +6

    “Hey cuties” is life I love his voice 🥰 it’s so calming❤️😌

  • @CrimsonCoder14
    @CrimsonCoder14 4 года назад +27

    Thanks for curing cancer and airlifting me a mansion bro, it really helped me out!

  • @DirtyDan2005
    @DirtyDan2005 4 года назад +3

    The first text: any cheating tips??
    Me:😐 okay?
    2secs later: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @xxbatmanb3y0ndxx56
    @xxbatmanb3y0ndxx56 4 года назад +7

    wHaTs Up CuTiEs
    I love it.

  • @Myster..Money.
    @Myster..Money. 4 года назад +31

    1:35 i got an ad showing me to get youtube premium so i can watch "learn how to olly"

  • @BjGo
    @BjGo 4 года назад +5

    1:42
    Me, watching this on my PC: 🤸‍♂️

  • @Skizerrr
    @Skizerrr 4 года назад +13

    8:23 LMAO HE’S JUST HELLA STRAIGHTFORWARD

  • @leospanic3971
    @leospanic3971 4 года назад +3

    The fact that he knows its not funny makes it better

  • @nicky_the_loser
    @nicky_the_loser 4 года назад +3

    Fainted saying "what's up cuties" Gave me a reason to live

    • @harroldinab
      @harroldinab 4 года назад +1

      Why do all the edgy kids say post this comment into all of fainteds videos? Nobody cares anymore about how the phrase has influenced you anymore

    • @hutao136
      @hutao136 4 года назад

      😀

  • @That_Isabelle
    @That_Isabelle 4 года назад +21

    *everyone asks what’s up cuties, but they never ask, how’s up cuties* 😔✊

  • @thepandamc4093
    @thepandamc4093 3 года назад +4

    6:52
    Advencement got: serious dedication

  • @ayako3859
    @ayako3859 4 года назад +19

    "what's up cuties"
    ^ this is why i am here

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii 4 года назад +3

    gotta love it when there's those rare one or two real ones in the sea of fake ones

  • @clairejk-anduhyuujitooig9795
    @clairejk-anduhyuujitooig9795 4 года назад +5

    I’m early and I just wanna say that these videos are one of the only three highlights of my day: *food, these, and books*

  • @sugamama4036
    @sugamama4036 4 года назад +16

    He called me a cutie🥺❤

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 4 года назад +3

      You're ugly

    • @MrsHappy-wv6kx
      @MrsHappy-wv6kx 4 года назад +4

      @@SparrowIZ You're Illegal

    • @sugamama4036
      @sugamama4036 4 года назад +4

      @@SparrowIZ
      👁👄👁
      ➖👄➖
      👁👄👁
      Yo mama

    • @shanlanglyngdoh5965
      @shanlanglyngdoh5965 4 года назад +4

      @@SparrowIZ your mama is a cutie

    • @ashe5891
      @ashe5891 4 года назад +1

      u are a cutie😳❤

  • @druggy.-8968
    @druggy.-8968 4 года назад +5

    Damn i was waiting for one this...it acctually made my day

  • @kaylind.1804
    @kaylind.1804 4 года назад +1

    I love his voice... 🥺🥺 “what’s up cuties” *internal screaming*
    Like it’s literally helping me fall asleep 😭🥺

  • @RoninOwin1738
    @RoninOwin1738 4 года назад +18

    A friend of mine blocked me on discord because I was a little bit too clingy w her is probably the reason. A friend of hers phrased it like I ruined everything when really both of them are overreacting. But the what’s up cuties makes me feel better about myself

    • @dank7867.
      @dank7867. 3 года назад

      Damn, wanna be friends on discord?

    • @nhoyfoxtrotable
      @nhoyfoxtrotable 2 года назад

      Aw.. you okay? You can talk to me if you want

  • @Texcellence_Gamer
    @Texcellence_Gamer 3 года назад +1

    at 7:45 i was actually eating chinese takout whilst i was wtaching this lmao

  • @trilliuxlive
    @trilliuxlive 4 года назад +9

    1:54 that moan is the very thing that will make me fail No Nut November

  • @therealjohnnycade
    @therealjohnnycade 3 года назад

    fainteds "whats up cuties?" is why i wake up everyday at 3:A.M-_-

  • @flameofthephoenix9273
    @flameofthephoenix9273 3 года назад +4

    4:23 to 4:34. This made me laugh so hard.
    Edit: 4:55 to 5:07. This made me laugh too.

  • @lillybeck8974
    @lillybeck8974 4 года назад +2

    7:19 LOL THAT ONE GOT ME 😂

  • @kumichomp71
    @kumichomp71 4 года назад +6

    I just wanna say I love the creators pfp I watched “Spirted away” it was THE BEST!

  • @blessingm8354
    @blessingm8354 3 года назад

    4:32 I was eating an apple and started chocking when i saw that, idk why 😂😂

  • @Arturopakastur
    @Arturopakastur 4 года назад +11

    You are not first,
    You are not last,
    But most certainly
    Nobody asked

    • @chaslynbetiong7452
      @chaslynbetiong7452 3 года назад

      First

    • @nonametay.4159
      @nonametay.4159 3 года назад

      @mynameisjeff i don’t think so lmao... came back to the same vid after 5 months but i’m last now

  • @icedtea3260
    @icedtea3260 4 года назад +2

    I love the voice he does to imitate the females 🤣😭

  • @lol-fh3sd
    @lol-fh3sd 4 года назад +3

    'Whats up cuties' is the reson im alive honestly-

  • @flashweb981
    @flashweb981 6 месяцев назад +1

    The thumbnail is a straight violation 😂

  • @Simpishluc
    @Simpishluc 4 года назад +13

    The last time I was this early he didn’t call us cuties-

  • @Cozy-LT
    @Cozy-LT 3 года назад +1

    “Are you dumb” reply’s “yes”

  • @weedtexting7323
    @weedtexting7323 4 года назад +8

    Your videos always make my day❤

  • @hmm9405
    @hmm9405 2 года назад

    1:44 "Rotate your phone"
    Me whose using a laptop: *INTENSE SPINE CRACKING INTESIFIES*

  • @soft_mocha6780
    @soft_mocha6780 4 года назад +3

    Adds: I can't reach pink colour!
    What the add is about: building a house.

  • @dastardlydookie
    @dastardlydookie 4 года назад +1

    Fainted really just said “Woum woum woum.” I literally felt that on a spiritual level. 😔

  • @jackd9112
    @jackd9112 4 года назад +3

    Nah I agree with the parenting thing, if your gonna be picky and not eat meat, don't eat.

  • @thatonedickheadyute8392
    @thatonedickheadyute8392 4 года назад +1

    If someone said “hey what’s up cutie?🤪” I would sent 11 and a half voice messages of me laughing 🤣

  • @yxngqueso3158
    @yxngqueso3158 4 года назад +5

    I like how this is funniest fake texts, I've been stolen and stripped from my toe socks

  • @TRC-ho1yx
    @TRC-ho1yx 4 года назад +1

    The ✨suspense ✨you add to these messages Love it!!😂

  • @shhtrawberry1809
    @shhtrawberry1809 4 года назад +7

    Me: a skater
    Also me: not wearing vans

    • @kalecardenas9645
      @kalecardenas9645 4 года назад +1

      Yeah fuck that vans won’t get me clout I need to where my aj1

  • @gacha_grace_isme2430
    @gacha_grace_isme2430 4 года назад +1

    “I feel like the breaking bad song is about to come in..”
    wHoM wHom

  • @wimur9454
    @wimur9454 4 года назад +3

    fainted acting like he didn't just upload his vid at 2am

  • @stevecrall3180
    @stevecrall3180 4 года назад +1

    He said “hey what’s up cuties” 🥰

  • @wiltedcherrytree3229
    @wiltedcherrytree3229 4 года назад +7

    fainted calling us cuties is the only thing in life currently making me feel loved

    • @hadley20
      @hadley20 4 года назад +1

      same💖🔪🍊🤡🔫

  • @hadley20
    @hadley20 4 года назад +1

    fainted is a legend fainted you a legend

  • @jadeplaysgame
    @jadeplaysgame 4 года назад +7

    vans be like: your not even a skater poser
    all the people that buy their shoes: 👁👄👁

  • @_froggy_9155
    @_froggy_9155 3 года назад

    THE LAST ONE THO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @basedjesus21
    @basedjesus21 4 года назад +7

    i'm watching this when i'm supposed to be doing chemistry homework

  • @mcraefrakes4754
    @mcraefrakes4754 4 года назад

    Wtf am I even watching this but Lowkey being entertained too 😂

  • @cone3556
    @cone3556 4 года назад +23

    remember me when you hit 50 subs

    • @nithitos2681
      @nithitos2681 4 года назад +1

      ok

    • @aviomons
      @aviomons 4 года назад +1

      Remember *me* when *you* get 50 subscribers.

  • @raven.reigns
    @raven.reigns 3 года назад

    That gamer convo pure *chef's kiss*

  • @orenjion
    @orenjion 4 года назад +3

    You know your early when there are more likes than views

  • @UpgradeBench
    @UpgradeBench 3 года назад +1

    5:07 my teacher has that meme on her wall

  • @gabbyshangout9917
    @gabbyshangout9917 4 года назад +3

    1:51. When he meant rotate your phone he meant turn it upside down. The message said I love u.
    n 3^07 !

  • @Quitten_YT
    @Quitten_YT 3 года назад

    Him: starts doing breaking bad song
    Ads: aight that’s my queue

  • @abood_is_alive
    @abood_is_alive 4 года назад +3

    he liked the "any cheatin tips?" joke so much that he put it three times.

  • @pipermcqueen2914
    @pipermcqueen2914 4 года назад +1

    that last friend sounds like me 🤣

  • @leafy1694
    @leafy1694 4 года назад +7

    Fainted gives off mature 12 year old vibes

    • @hutao136
      @hutao136 4 года назад

      But not a lot of people simp for 12 year olds 😀

    • @nonametay.4159
      @nonametay.4159 3 года назад

      @Yukki well oof

    • @kateb7751
      @kateb7751 3 года назад

      you give off wannabe mature 12 year old vibes

  • @itz_hollow3931
    @itz_hollow3931 3 года назад

    I love when they say what is up cuties I love it

  • @gowontv
    @gowontv 4 года назад +11

    i am early but i have no idea what to say lol

  • @victorialuna7941
    @victorialuna7941 3 года назад

    dont call me son---------------------------------
    my brain: "call ME SON ONE MORE TIME " hamilton the musical ahahha

  • @wallewaltz
    @wallewaltz 4 года назад +19

    what's up cuties

    • @waferae
      @waferae 4 года назад +2

      literally every fainted fan: 😱😱😱😱😱😱💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

    • @scarrow3876
      @scarrow3876 4 года назад +1

      @@waferae no

    • @waferae
      @waferae 4 года назад

      @@scarrow3876 thanks for reminding me that reply existed

    • @justarandomnobody4152
      @justarandomnobody4152 4 года назад

      @@waferae no

  • @Immafreaklol
    @Immafreaklol 2 года назад +1

    I’m “in Spain” without the p 🤣

  • @larreCH
    @larreCH 4 года назад +3

    Bruh where’s the “cheescak 🤤”

  • @RWP8
    @RWP8 3 года назад

    6:42 same minute as well lmaooo

  • @packman1002
    @packman1002 4 года назад +32

    Day 59 of asking fainted to say “call me ranch cause I be dressing” as one of his cringe intros please

  • @wzlker
    @wzlker 3 года назад

    Hey Fainted, love the Funny text messages

  • @DreamWLia
    @DreamWLia 4 года назад +3

    Fainted “what’s up cuties”
    Us what’s up fainted we are cuties
    This so stupid ✨😂😂😂✨

  • @wanapun
    @wanapun 3 года назад

    at 2:44 I literally thought, "Who screenshots these pics of my texts with my mom?"

  • @jessicaleee
    @jessicaleee 4 года назад +3

    0:30

  • @khatlonzoda
    @khatlonzoda 4 года назад +1

    I died when I saw the any cheating tips
    Woah

  • @aokoo9009
    @aokoo9009 4 года назад +4

    I wonder when you will run out or Chihiro Ogino pics for the intro (the girl from spirited away)

  • @user-ve5ow8so7x
    @user-ve5ow8so7x 4 года назад

    The one on the thumbnail is savageee😂

  • @teddyfine
    @teddyfine 4 года назад +4

    Hey

  • @martinblackwoodscuppety
    @martinblackwoodscuppety 3 года назад +1

    Why do I always end up watching Fainted at 12am-

  • @biggyd336
    @biggyd336 4 года назад +3

    This was so incredibly cringe, knowing that most of them are extremely fake makes it even worse

  • @GoosefieldYT
    @GoosefieldYT 2 года назад

    1:51 funny how it spells "never!" In weird numbers untill your phone/ipad/head is upside down

  • @skweechi1773
    @skweechi1773 4 года назад +15

    ngl this one was weak. instagram humor type beat.

  • @exoticdemnuvuheartbrken-6520
    @exoticdemnuvuheartbrken-6520 4 года назад

    The thumbnail killed me XD🤣😂🤣😂

  • @LilyWelch36
    @LilyWelch36 3 года назад

    Message to Larry from work (Hamilton addition)
    CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

  • @omega-to-alpha
    @omega-to-alpha 24 дня назад

    The one at 3:55 is one person texting themselves. LMFAO.
    I would know i did it