Well technically not to be weird but it could be a lion because panthers are just members of the panthera genus not mountain lions or cougars contrary to belief. So technically a lion jaguar or even a leopard could be a panther
5:57 "Back in my day we used to ride these long bois to school" "Stop lying grandma" "Frick off you little shit, how tf would you know?" My dream grandma. A grandma with Gen Z humour
Heya Fainted, I know you wont see this, buut, yeah, anyways, so when I was in the hospital 4 months ago, (i got a severe brain concussion cause i fell off my bike at the skate park) I saw your channel, and started watching, and I really liked the videos, so all I watched was your videos, and I got through the hospital just fine because of it, and I still watch you ever since, subbed and smacked that bell! Again, thank you for being who you are and doing what you do. :D
The “why did the chicken cross the road” joke is actually talking about suicide, the chicken is a person and it’s saying that people who kill themselves by walking out into traffic are cowards. I think you might understand why the answer is “to get to the other side” ✨✨
1:01 Panther actually refers the genus Panthera which includes animals such as Lions, tigers, Jaguars and leopards. This being said, a black panther is usually a leopard or a Jaguar but if say a tiger was black, it could be called a black panther as well. So what I’m getting at is the Pink Panther could be a lion, maybe
3:30 the pic was of the dude stepping on a crak, and there's a nursery rhythm to go w/ it. : 🎶step on a crak, and you break your mommas back! Step on a line and you break your daddy's spine!🎵 Hope I made your day just a lil bit darker.
"is pink panther a lion?" One of the most common types of panthers eat cake and then fish fly over rainbows because unicorns live in the Russian state of America.
You need to realize that panther is a shortened form of Panthera genus a group of animals containing lions, Jaguars and more. So that question isn't stupid. So how about instead of making fun of someone take your uneducated ass and do some research.
My dad has one of those rubbers saying 'for big mistakes' and he keeps it in his office (he's an assistant head at a school' and each time a student comes in cause they did something wrong (which is very often-) he gives them the rubber and tells them to write an essay (he assigns ones like 'what's inside a tennis ball' or 'the meaning of a ball' 😂😂😂)
OK, because nobody asked I did the equation @2:04 and you would need .115 moles of sodium bicarbonate to neutralize sulfuric acid if you need the proportions 2 to 1
13:20 As a girl I wanna say why the hell is she over reacting, he just asked her how much she weighs because she asked him how tall he was, I also get that she said she only dates tall guys and he said he doesn't date overweight girls (some girls overreact at simple questions)
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3:25 this isn't about the bug btw, it's about a saying that goes like 'step on a crack break your mommas back'
I was looking for this comment, lol
@@frozenbeer1324 lmao same
Lmao thank you for saying it so I didn't have to
@@frozenbeer1324 same
Came here to say this faint totally missed the joke RIP in piece
I like how he didn’t even get the “step on the crack” joke
I was about to comment this LOL
step on the crack break ur moms back
@@lovingonjaelyn3100 No u
@@slewppewp1282 wut
@@icypatience 😏
Fainted's "Hey what's up cuties" healed me after falling while skating.
Ice skating or skateboarding? Or rollerblading
Here’s the downside for me the thing is... I’m not cute I’m the exact opposite
@@brianblackburn5018 same lmao
Rollerblading
@@boblwgosh4143 that’s cool, I love to go rollerblading too
"Is the pink panther a lion?"
Me:
*RUSSIA IS THE BEST AMERICAN STATE IN UKRAINE*
Edit: American's Geography be like
I had a FUCKIN STROKE READIN THAT SHIT
@@Luxiaxo what’s the opposite of having a great time not a bad time WORSE
yes yes it is
AMERICA IS THE BEST UKRAINIAN COUNTRY ON MARS
lmao HaiX the Russian stick
12:29
this is literally how my crush acts. He tells me the most random stuff I've ever heard lmao
Shoutout my man Fainted, making me comfortable with them background sounds while i work on my assignment
Lmao fr
What kinda school you go to man mines already out for summer
A
Same
@@kaden__ im still at school got like 4 weeks left fr
"Is pink panther a lion?"
I don't know, is South Africa located in Europe?
ha haa
Well technically not to be weird but it could be a lion because panthers are just members of the panthera genus not mountain lions or cougars contrary to belief. So technically a lion jaguar or even a leopard could be a panther
as a non south african from europe, yes it is
XD HAHAHAHA HAHAHAH
@@-AS7- true
“Is pink panther a lion?”
Is squidward an octopus?
I think he's a shark
hes not purple tho? i think he is a blue toad.
I think he is a blue Eagle
Did you know that a lion is technically part of the pantherus species so it could be
Squidward actually is an octopus. His name is misleading
5:57
"Back in my day we used to ride these long bois to school"
"Stop lying grandma"
"Frick off you little shit, how tf would you know?"
My dream grandma.
A grandma with Gen Z humour
yes yes
It's probably fake-
@@fartheadkelsey pee
@@MsZoki on ur face
this chat is great- 😂
The one with the grandma getting the crowbar made my day lol!
"Just go on tinder pretending you're some cute gamer grill"
"cute gamer grill."
*puts makeup and kitty headphones on grill*
I identify as a grill... I hope you support :)
@@bethspage7089 I do
Guys im..I'm a grill too..but I'm too scared to tell my friends 🥲🥲 I hope they support me 🙏
*y u m m y*
*g r i l l e d c h e e s e*
*t h e b e s t m e a l e v e r*
1:11
That was quite possibly the most painful conversation I’ve ever witnessed.
Ikr
It was a big ouch for me
ITS A F##CKING PANTHER XD
Ima be a nerd there is no animal called the panther it is a genus called panthera which includes the lion so he is smart
"don't be mean, I just wanted to pelt you with a pack of cookies"
-my bf, before finding me throwing a pack of Oreos at me
Can someone explain the Emma Jean ari one
@@LLMT69 the 3 names merged sounds like Imaginary.
@@LLMT69 emmajeanari
Heya Fainted, I know you wont see this, buut, yeah, anyways, so when I was in the hospital 4 months ago, (i got a severe brain concussion cause i fell off my bike at the skate park) I saw your channel, and started watching, and I really liked the videos, so all I watched was your videos, and I got through the hospital just fine because of it, and I still watch you ever since, subbed and smacked that bell! Again, thank you for being who you are and doing what you do. :D
smoke weed everyday
-snoop dog
Snoop doooooooooooog
Wow...
congrats on passing through it Mate!
@@userunknown2447 thank you very much.
hope ur okay now ! : DD
i love how he thought that he was going to step on the bug and didnt get the "step on a crack and break your mother's back"
3:26
The kid isn't threatening to crush a bug. He's stepping on the crack in the cement.
"Don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back!"
Step on a line and you'll break your father's spine
@Sunny - Miraculous Guardian no. The grandson texted the grandma. It says grandma on top meaning he is on grandmas chat you know
@@rexrenelict step on a back and you'll break your brother's sack
i was about to say the same thing lol
he knows that why he stuttered for a second
I'm sorry the fucking one with the girl asking the guy out and him telling her she smells like bacon made me die BACON LMFAO
It makes sense bacon is disgusting asf
Bacon
Astaghfurilah
"My favorite color is pink"
Absolutely destroyed!
69 likes
@@demoncat4159 nice
@@demoncat4159 nice
@@demoncat4159 nice
@@demoncat4159 nice
18:43 who tf mines cactus with a pickaxe?! USE AN AXE OR A SHOVEL
just dont mine cactus go find some
The grandma one made my seriously laugh out loud.
the cutest cutie has uploaded
Im lost
Sus
The cutest cutie commented
Agreed
Fr? You uploaded a vid?
The “why did the chicken cross the road” joke is actually talking about suicide, the chicken is a person and it’s saying that people who kill themselves by walking out into traffic are cowards. I think you might understand why the answer is “to get to the other side” ✨✨
Ok
now im gonna start suspecting if any grills near me are trans *insert rolling eye emoji*
Stop noone wants to know this
I- Wow. Never knew that...
ohh i think i know.
to get to the other side of life?
the *end* of life??
idk
5:57 I laughed much harder than I should have
Lol underrated
Baskemtball
SAME😩✋
Same (I know I’m late ;v;)
fr that was bad funny
Title: "FUNNIEST TEXTS EVER"
Thumbnail: "Cheeseburger in mailbox."
Ah yes. Pure comedy.
mom: "cheeseburger in mailbox"
me: oh yeah time to eat something juicy
Fainted saying “Hey what’s up cuties” just makes my day
“Pretend to be a gamer grill” ah yes I love it when my grill duels me in cod
Grill.. grill! GRILL!!!???? ITS. GIRL. YOU ANTI LINGUISTICAL MUTINEER!!!!!!
YOU AUGHT TO BE SAMEFACED! YOU HAVE FABRICATED A MOST INEXACT SPELLING EXAMPLAR!
@@fallenccyar4766 bruh
@@fallenccyar4766 are you a boi or a grill...
@@youtubecommentcrackhead0003 Why do ya wanna know?
I love how I was eating cookies while he said he'd give me a free glass of milk
10:30 the perfect response would be
"I am the fish"
Me on my death bed: I'm still waiting for my glass of milk, Fainted.
“I will crush this bug then” lmao
Yeah my man didn't get the "step on a crack break your mother's back" thing lol
Ok but the "what's up cuties?" warms my heart everytime, it's just so...cute!
1:46 I learned this in chem class a few weeks ago and i literally just cannot compute
14:28 my fave part.u just make the text funnier tyvm sir
5:26 LMFAO I want a grandma like that-
the replies arent even the right away around
Hey what's up cuties?! Hope your all doing well!! Fainted hope you're feeling better! Anyways love you all!
@useless YES I DO
I am not a cutie...
Im just a man...
@@Sylvillian still a cutie tho
@@APerson-ls7be kinda kinky
@@alexisrose5960 hm?
1:01 Panther actually refers the genus Panthera which includes animals such as Lions, tigers, Jaguars and leopards. This being said, a black panther is usually a leopard or a Jaguar but if say a tiger was black, it could be called a black panther as well.
So what I’m getting at is the Pink Panther could be a lion, maybe
pink panther is either a female lion or a hairless male.
@@person8987 or... a pink panther?
I was about to say the same thing lmao
Finally someone else acknowledges this fact about panther!
@@ctrl5274 yes it is very sad
It's time we call Fainted the cutie
cutie chain
cutie
I see
cutie
@@darkpicture3 cutie
1:18 a lion is a type of panther so my man aint 100% wrong
even thought all of these are fake i still enjoy it
"Are you a transformer? Cuz you're optimus fu-"
* old spice ad *
That moment of realization when you actually know fully well how to solve that chemistry problem
3:30 the pic was of the dude stepping on a crak, and there's a nursery rhythm to go w/ it. : 🎶step on a crak, and you break your mommas back! Step on a line and you break your daddy's spine!🎵
Hope I made your day just a lil bit darker.
"is pink panther a lion?"
One of the most common types of panthers eat cake and then fish fly over rainbows because unicorns live in the Russian state of America.
Ewwwww
@@sadlou5199 Wdym, ewwww?
i subscribed and instantly got a glass of milk. thanks fainted 👍
1:00 the way he reads it he makes it funnier XD
"Is pink panther a lion?"
His brain is smaller than his own pickle.
lol
You need to realize that panther is a shortened form of Panthera genus a group of animals containing lions, Jaguars and more. So that question isn't stupid. So how about instead of making fun of someone take your uneducated ass and do some research.
@@nai3457 how bought you stop being so DAMN SMART
@@ayoutuberithink8305 shut up
@@nai3457 I am so dumb I should think that before I comment it
The voices he does gets me every time🤣😭😭😭🤣🤣
5:30 LMAO I LOVE THIS Made my night 🤣
That grandma is a boss xD
My dad has one of those rubbers saying 'for big mistakes' and he keeps it in his office (he's an assistant head at a school' and each time a student comes in cause they did something wrong (which is very often-) he gives them the rubber and tells them to write an essay (he assigns ones like 'what's inside a tennis ball' or 'the meaning of a ball' 😂😂😂)
Where I'm from, rubber means something different so I was hella confused at first. 🤣
Cheeseburger in mailbox had me wheezing-
5:23 lmfao that was the highlight of my day
The black guy was so savage 💀 like jeez
He was being honest too lmao
0:19
fainted:
subscribe for a free glass of milk
me:
I'm lactose intolerant
*Them: "Subscribe rn for a free glass of milk."*
*Me:* "Im lactose intolerant. 💀✋"
5:11 I broke out in laughter so hard XD
Fainted : You'll get a free glass of milk
Me : .... I am lactose intolerant
@StormyCloud Gacha THAT'S A EXCUSE JUST DRINK MILK
@@kingreaper2015 nooooooooo
Same but only mildly, too much dairy does it for me.
I’m not but I dislike milk..
I threw up because my parents didn't know when I was younger
“Is pink panther a lion?”
You can already tell that’s some 16 year old white girl
She's a blonde
@@Crimson-caption it’s a he. His name is mac.
1:42 bro that comeback 🤣🤣
"Mines bigger"
And that's what he said.
11:31 "Well I guess I'll have to replace all the Alexa's in my house if this is gonna work. :P"
“is pink pather a lion?”
google had to say much.
I dunno, is a square round?
@@platinumlombax4755 I dunno, do orphans have parents?
@@eternal-ex8ej they have parents but not a family.
Bruh what color is a carrot
YES, JUST IN TIME! I NEEDED THAT MILK! THANKS MATE :D can't have donuts without milk!
1:53
Looks like someone shot a howitzer or an rpg lol
the grandmah with the crowbar was hillarious
Dani fans when they hear "free glass of milk" I NEEEEED
Yess
YESS
Yeeeeesssssssss
3:25 Fainted he’s saying he will step on the crack to break his mom’s back 🤦♂️ not the bug
Lmao I thought of that too-
“Subscribe for a free glass of milk”
Lactose intolerant people:
Me :I DONT CARE AND I NEVER DID
He wasn't trying to crush the bug when he asked for 600 dollars.
There's the old saying: "Step on a crack, break your mommas back"
17:24
"stay calm"
"whats the procedure"
"stay fu***ng calm"
Where's my free glass of milk dude
19:23 i feel this strange urge to never go to argentina in my life
17:00 this man called samsung sam a waifu
she is.
@@Matasuh she’s 17
@@meowdasia Even better.
@@Matasuh yo?
@@Matasuh yo?
When the "is pink panther a lion?" came up, i lowkey chocked on my sandwich lol
It’s 711 o’clock and I just screamed laughing
13:30 was the best with kazuma
Pfp twin
OK, because nobody asked I did the equation @2:04 and you would need
.115 moles of sodium bicarbonate to neutralize sulfuric acid if you need the proportions 2 to 1
17:57 I'm laughing so hard I can taste blood in the back of my throat lmfaoooo
Bro u ok.
💀
@@alissayt4057 no. I googled it at the time of commenting and turns out it was an infection. Recovered from it a while ago though so I’m fine now lol
Him: “Free milk”
Me: “nooooo im lactose intolerant”
The thumbnail is hilarious *"cheeseburger in mailbox."*
I WANT MY FREE GLASS OF MILK
make sure its qt brand
We're not getting milk :(
@@LP____ my dad did but I think the line was long it has been like 5 years he told me he would be back
13:35 *kazuma has never seen such bullshit before*
The juicy voice is sending me 💅👑✨
u weird
Fainted: subscribe for a glass of milk
Me: lactose intolerant 🙂
"Subscribe for a big glass of milk" me- "I'm lactose intolerant" also me *laughs hysterically*
15:04 and i took that personally
I lost it at...14:04
When they said that pink panther was a lion I was like “He is though.” Because panther is a type of genus which lions are in
Not exactly, he is most likely a Puma seeing how wide snorted he is and how his coat is not patterned, so he still isn’t a f*cking lion.
1:40
“Stop asking me stupid questions, ask me something logical & matured”
I regret my decision
I died at this 13:49
Day 41 of calling Fainted a cutie. Fainted, you’re a cutie.
you deserve a medal
Lame
@@xcubie very true
Simp 🤣
;)
3:28 he wasn't squashing a bug he was stepping on a crack cuz the old meme
Step on a crack break your Mama's back
3:24 he sounds like he’s trying to be as quiet as possible because his mom is sleeping in the room next to him
3:17
the fact that people still don’t know what hangouts is hurts me a lot
5:20
Wait so the grandma has her grandchild's number saved as grandma?.... Tf
5:25 grandma is the one that's receiving the messages so why is grandma at the top?
*sigh*
because it's telling you they are texting grandma, you dont receive the message named grandma. also, who would name themselves Grandma anyways lol
13:20 As a girl I wanna say why the hell is she over reacting, he just asked her how much she weighs because she asked him how tall he was, I also get that she said she only dates tall guys and he said he doesn't date overweight girls (some girls overreact at simple questions)
3:26 he wasn’t aiming for the bug, but the crack...
pov: you write a novel to your crush, and they reply with an "ok"
I texted my best friend Zion and said "THE NERF GUNS ARE SOBBING GO TO THE GRASSY GRASS DOG"
I was drunk-