Programming Lucius must have been the easiest job in the world. "Hey, I'm done for the day and I'm going on vacation for the next couple months. I sure hope game launch goes okay." "Did you give Lucius facial expression animations like I asked?" "...Yes?"
No no no, it must've been more like "He's the son of Satan! Why would he need useless human things like facial expressions or remorse or FEELINGS? Pfft, you're funny!"
It's a good thing Lucius keeps that notebook with him all the time. Imagine if Nancy found it and was just like: "Oh, I wonder what cute drawings Lucius has done in here...WHAT THE FUCK?!" Lucifer: *facepalm* "Damn it, Lucius!"
"Hey, maid. Maid. Maid. Maid. Maid. Are these are yours? Are these yours? These are yours? Not getting them, they're mine now. I'm going to run around and put them on my head, and you're going to be like, '..well, that's just what little boys do..' and you're going to accept it." Lol..... what?!@_@
My faveriot part was the bit where he picked up underwear and just ran around the house saying " I have underwear I will put it on my head and they shall say .. Oh that's just what little boys do"
I love how every time you wake up, there's toys just scattered around the room. Shows that even though he is the spawn of Satan, he has time to play train conductor
McGuffin: I hate to tell you this Mr. Wagner, but you're janitor was as drunk as a skunk. He was an accident waiting to happen. Mr. Wagner: i'm glad That should've been the script.
17:28 cry: wha-? what the hell is this? this is not a sock D: wha--wha *zooms out* HEEEEEEEUUUUUUPPPPP :O ...PRICELESS REACTION PEOPLE!! PRICELESS I TELL YOU XD
I've seen a few Lucius playthroughs before and I have to say that I like yours the best. You don't talk too much that we don't get to enjoy the game/video anymore. Plus I downloaded and installed the game but my laptop can't handle it and it lags, freezes and crashes. If I did get to play though, I'd explore the place a lot, do chores and close the lights what like you're doing.
"Oh, I had the light-bulb the whole time. That's good." I know that feel. I've solved puzzles in games and not realized it until days later. It's a mix of rage and marveling at one's own stupidity for not noticing.
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Programming Lucius must have been the easiest job in the world.
"Hey, I'm done for the day and I'm going on vacation for the next couple months. I sure hope game launch goes okay."
"Did you give Lucius facial expression animations like I asked?"
"...Yes?"
No no no, it must've been more like "He's the son of Satan! Why would he need useless human things like facial expressions or remorse or FEELINGS? Pfft, you're funny!"
Ivor's death was
*puts on sunglasses*
_SMASHING_
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWH!!
trolololololololol
and Jed was a SPLITTING guy
OHHHHHHHH
Jkxejdecnenencrncnnecincnrinckrchrhfirh dat pun tho
"What the hell is this? This isn't a sock."
I started dying omg
lol first pany raid of life XD
*_"DAMN! That is brutal!!.....I like it."_*
This is why you're one of my fave RUclipsrs.
this game isnt brutal its meant to be a stress game for peeps with anger issues aka me
DubstepGirlGamer 69 Likes
Dubstep for her to go to sleep and I'm still not done with school tomorrow is my life and
"Your boxes can blow me, sir."
That's the best thing ever omfg.
"Your boxes can blow me, sir."
"I am one with the carcass."
LMAO, bro, you're hilarious. You just earned yourself a subscriber.
"Mom I didn't do it!!!" -Lucius when caught preforming tasks for Satan.
It's a good thing Lucius keeps that notebook with him all the time. Imagine if Nancy found it and was just like: "Oh, I wonder what cute drawings Lucius has done in here...WHAT THE FUCK?!"
Lucifer: *facepalm* "Damn it, Lucius!"
That would be funny as hell.
+Inuyasha _ "as hell" did you just
rina !! yes he did
"Hey, maid. Maid. Maid. Maid. Maid. Are these are yours? Are these yours? These are yours? Not getting them, they're mine now. I'm going to run around and put them on my head, and you're going to be like, '..well, that's just what little boys do..' and you're going to accept it." Lol..... what?!@_@
"Let's go, grab the sock!"
**grabs thong**
Briar Cockrell XDD IKRR XDD
"That's not a sock, *GASP* I HAVE UNDERWEAR"
I laughed more than I needed to XD
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That Black Parade Member XD
"The Science Show!"
"Pianos!"
"WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!"
ASDF reference!!
Bill Nye the science guy reference jk jk sry I had to
😂😂😂asdf
"You have been spotted"
Cry: Mom! I didn't do it!
"Game Over..."
Cry: Shit!
i love how cry's all "the hair dryer cird over the toilet is dangerous!" But here he is killing people lol thats cute cry fucking love ya man
Only Cry would call the spawn of Satan a "typical child" xD
ikr
I love how crushed you sounded when you noticed that you had the light bulb on you the whole time! xD
"I had the light bulb the whole time."
Me: X} Oh Cry...
*Lucius when he sees a cross*
Cry: You! you. youuu..
that's me with religion
Hannah Grace lol same
Cry: Take the sock
Me: Died laughing when I saw Lucius running around with underwear! xD
Cry: I have a body pillow or a body bag. Not sure which one.
Me: I have one of those on my bed, can you guess which?
:^0
+Gamzee Makara
obviously the fucking *body bag* smh
what do you mean, you don't sleep cradling a corpse?
OrcheeisanEmoMeme Don't we all?
"Now I feel like I'm in the band Gorillaz" your Murdoc ^_^
" *gasp* Underwear!"
When Cry realized that he had underwear instead of a sock... I fell off of my couch and started crying.
My faveriot part was the bit where he picked up underwear and just ran around the house saying
" I have underwear I will put it on my head and they shall say .. Oh that's just what little boys do"
"Now I feel like I'm in the bad Gorrilaz."
The amount I love you...
"wait a minute thats not a sock"
moment of realization
"I HAVE AN UNDERWEAR"
I'm just like Cry >:)
I Laught Like Cry To But When He Go The Underwear XD
Im like myself.
xD
***** If you're a girl, hell yes. It's so fucking weird.
:B anyways, still pretty weird to me, but like a beautiful weird. or something dont mind me i cant catch english.
cry you need to get a voice acting job you have the best voice ever
Cry you have a twisted way of thinking... I love it!
I love how every time you wake up, there's toys just scattered around the room. Shows that even though he is the spawn of Satan, he has time to play train conductor
5:47 - 5:51 Are we sure that Cry is Lucius himself?
isn't*
idk... we may be fooled by his....... arousing voice..
or maybe that's why he never shows his true identity...... all this time.... he is lucious...
Lucius**
Murray SmitH yeh
I hope there is a scene at school where the kids make fun of him and he gets revenge.
i bet we wud make them do homework fore all eternity because hats mt idea of hell
***** screw you im typing on a phone Dx
Cry:*flips cross upside down* perfect now I feel like I'm in the band Gorillaz
Me:😆😆😆i love Gorillaz!!!!!
Spiderfang Shinigami me too
McGuffin: I hate to tell you this Mr. Wagner, but you're janitor was as drunk as a skunk. He was an accident waiting to happen.
Mr. Wagner: i'm glad
That should've been the script.
Nancy : you have to clean up your room first.
Lucius : I cleaned like 40% of it!
Honestly, Lucius is me when my mom told me to clean up my room.
xDDD best line in this part; "O: i have underwear?!?!?! YESSS!!!"
Everybody knows electricity crackles when a demon's presence is nearby. It also explains the thunderstorm. Anybody get these Supernatural references~?
Ivor was drunk because he WAS AN IRISHMAN
so am I
*last episode*
Ivor: I'm doing something Lucius
Cry:Fine, Ivor, you're dying next.
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY!?
it took him so long to notice he had the bulb all along XD
17:28
cry: wha-? what the hell is this? this is not a sock D:
wha--wha *zooms out* HEEEEEEEUUUUUUPPPPP :O
...PRICELESS REACTION PEOPLE!! PRICELESS I TELL YOU XD
YOU NEED TO TURN THE CROSS!
I love how Cry didn't even notice he'd picked up the panties...
"That doesn't follow real world physics!"
Me: *slightly creepy voice* He's not in the real world, Cry. Remember: two drawers went into his stomach.
"I need to brush my teeth, they are stinky"
OMFG you had the light bulbs the who time LOL god damn it Cry!! XD
14:14 14:15 Cry's evil laugh
i love how the bulb was in you inventory.. yet you looked all over the house for it. I was like "you picked it up in the first vid..." haha
oh my god cry..the things you do at the end of the episode with the music has always been great, but this. this is just too funny. XD
Cry: "F" for "fucking awesome"
Me: All the times i got a "F".......that means........XD
14:12 that laugh tho
."I am one with the carcass"
May I just say I NEVER get tired of the music at the end of your videos.
"Hello sir, I like your meat." The voice he uses makes it even better, gosh :'D
Anyone notice the naked statues everywhere?
This is nothing. There's a somewhat erotic scene in this game
This game makes me feel sadistic...
LOL Lucius is like the devil version of my little cousin.
Lucius IS my little cousin...
“I have a body pillow or a body bag, not sure which” is the best thing I’ve ever heard
"This isn't a sock! This is underwear!" *gives a very pleased sound* XD god Cry too hilarious
17:43 BEST MOMENT !!!
6:24 WTF was up with that statues groin!?
15:35 Gorillaz :D YESSSS
... what?
The mom: "Go clean your room, Lucius!"
cry: *turns cross upside down* "now i feel like im in the band gorillaz!"
i cant explain how much more i love you now. thats my favorite band.
Cry: You have done nothing wrong........i shall kill you :3
Me: ok..hurry up and kill him........
Pantsu neko!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YEAH!!!!!!Awesome!!!!!!
wow
u have never ending meats XD
Finally he inverted the crosses to null their debilitating effects on him. I was wondering when he'd do that :D
Cry's laughter can wake people from the dead and his voice can purify a soul. Yes, it's that amazing.
I HAVE
UNDERWEAR
*gasp* I HAVE UNDERWEAR!! XD
Cry your voice is sothing
at 19:00, never before have i heard Cry sound so "well f***"
I was bawling my eyes out earlier..then I watched a Cry video. I'm happy now. Thank you.
Hey cry the cross u can flip it upside down to help ur power not go down.I seen pewds play^-^ u play it funny too.
Cry: "Your boxes can blow me, sir"
Me: *Dies of laughter* Nice job Cry!
Damn Cry you have good tastes for music. Overwerk is amazing.
"DAMN, that is brutal!! I like it."
Yep he's a psychopath, that's why he's amazing :D
i love how he turns off the lights and does all the chores...cry is so considerate...
"Actually there was a cross near by that I had to get away from. But, I figured that out later. :P" HAHA! That's my favorite part.
I've seen a few Lucius playthroughs before and I have to say that I like yours the best. You don't talk too much that we don't get to enjoy the game/video anymore. Plus I downloaded and installed the game but my laptop can't handle it and it lags, freezes and crashes. If I did get to play though, I'd explore the place a lot, do chores and close the lights what like you're doing.
The evil laugh when he holds the sock.
"Excuse me while I read my BEAR NOTEBOOK." Oh Cry...you're the best.
"That is brutal...I likE IT"
WHY IS THIS ME-
Cry....your epicness can not be described. I am in awe O-O
Damn I love when cry makes these deaths look awesome with some electronic music!
"Oh, I had the light-bulb the whole time. That's good." I know that feel. I've solved puzzles in games and not realized it until days later. It's a mix of rage and marveling at one's own stupidity for not noticing.
I love the dubstep cry puts at the end of his videos.
"Yea. I got an F, but F for FUCKIN AWESOME!" HELP, IM CRYING SO HARD FROM LAUGHING! 😂😂😂
The electronic music just makes the deaths even more awesomeXD
"What have I done? I'm sorry?"
Just loved that little bleh shudder at the end, made me laugh so hard I got a headache XD
I'm so happy I got RUclips working on
Saw the title "Tone-death" and we're like: "Whatcha gonna do, Use a blowhorn in somebody's ear???" LOL XD
Cry's laughter is the cutest thing ever. Even though he's "murdering" people. Okay? Okay.
I love how he's like... Telling a story while he's cleaning the room. It's like Lucius is actually telling us his thoughts or something! Ahh, Cry...
It's 2017 and I always come back to this for beach ball boy
Ahh cry, the most fabulous singer about chores ever!!!!
"i guess i have a body pillow or .....a body bag..."
I don't know what it is, but your voice just makes everything funnier. And I don't know if that makes any sense. Lol I hope it does!