Arguing With A Centrist Democrat
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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In this Majority Report clip, David Feldman calls in to discuss the Democratic primary.
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“Your struggle is my struggle so long as you don’t want to raise my taxes or unionize.” God damn, Feldman nailed centrists right there.
It took me a while to figure out he's joking. His arguments sounded so much like real centrist Democrat talking points.
fyt54321 from way back!
Honestly, this man has changed my mind.
Vote Mayor Pete as the First African American President
😭😭😭😭
This is the kind of hope and (incremental) change America needs! A fresh new type of Democrat who truly cares about real issues affecting the lives of real Americans, like the deficit! A man with an identity who speaks in pablum that pulls at the heartstrings and not about all those divisive policies.
We need to start printing the Guevara-style Pete shirts with the rallying cry "¡Hasta la Victoria Eventualmente!"
Or perhaps "!Viva la compromiso!"
“I’d like you to pause there and just think about the fact that I called him Dr King, and the license that affords me now”
I’m fucking crying
"Winston Churchill and Eisenhower - before they stormed the beaches - they told the boys, 'We have a plan to pay for this.' "
For the first few minutes, I genuinely couldn't tell if this guy was doing a bit. That's how much of a joke centrism is.
Same
Like I really think half the time he is, it’s crazy. It’s like a relativist unsarcastic sarcasm out of “needing to win the argument and lie to those voters“ .... but then it’s like, he actually believes it too!?!? ... so strange.
is he not?
@@patrickkelly3586 Is a bit, look at the photo they put of him. Also he said Mayor Pete was an afroamerican.
I know right? like moderation is definitely not the path we should take and accept the extreme left and right fight each other endlessly on bullshit talking points.
Warning: satire ahead. This is comedy gold, lets see if any conservative trolls dont get it and try to agree with this impersonation
I thought he was serious until “there’s room for truth and for lies.”
Bernie Sanders I was lost until he said Bernie out performed Kamala in the debates.
Same. I was like "this guy cant be serious"
Michael Brook's laugh was a national treasure.
😞✊
The best satire is indistinguishable from the insane thing it parodys.
This is the single funniest shit I've ever seen on this show. Jesus Christ this is perfection.
I'm a lefty from way back in the day
Favorite bit: I respect your identity. I don't know who you are but you have an identity and I respect your struggle. I am for what you want. Your struggle is my struggle as long as you don't want to raise my taxes, unionize or make a liveable wage. But I am thoroughly behind your identity :D - Brilliant material.
30 straight minutes of incredibly dry sarcasm with Michael cackling is exactly what I needed
Love Michael, but his laughing can get a little obnoxious. Who laughs like that at everything? 😗
Michael
Wish he would still laugh like a maniac in the background. May he rest in peace
Michael cackling is so much better than Michael interrupting
This guy is excatly what all the centrists are like.
He is trolling but it is so accurate that it is pure gold.
Who else is binging Michael Brooks clips? I'll miss him so much.
We all do.
Did it hit everyone like a ton of bricks?
@@mdl8210 Yes
I'm here in July 2021 and missing him more than ever!! Gone too fucking soon. I'm glad we have so many clips/podcasts/etc of his that will be around forever!
Sweet god this is amazing. Please have this guy on again. I haven't laughed this much at a MR clip in a long time. Bravo.
Agreed this guy is gold!
"Malcolm X and Martin King Jr. were famously uncritical of white people"
"March on Washington for Freedom and Slow Incremental Change"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"there should be room for facts and lies" lmaooo
Big tent. Lmfao.
what are the facts or lies ?
I have the facts ...
10/10 died laughing
"Your struggle is my struggle, as long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize." Jesus Christ, this is so painfully accurate.
21:36 "Your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize." Fucking brilliant!
"Before storming the beaches, they knew how to pay for it".
Donnerfuß “D-Day...for all who want it”
This whole thing was comedy gold. Feldman was absolutely on fire for thirty minutes straight.
For real, this might be peak satirical form
Just know I want everything you want.
I was RONFLMAO
This is how i will forever remember Michael Brooks, laughing like a maniac at feldmans satire, rubins stupidity, and bolsonaro's testing positive for covid. Rest in power, comrade Michael.
Goodness I’ll miss his cackling, I used to hate it but it quickly became one of my favorite parts.
We will always remember him.
I went from thinking this guy was the biggest idiot to thinking he's an absolute genius.
I am ashamed to admit I realized this had to be satire 20 minutes in. Though I think that shows how stupid I think centrists are
"I support everything about you as long as I can keep my money."
👍 Perfect summary of the centrist elite Dem position.
Michael Brooks’ face when David Feldman started mentioning MLK and Malcolm X was pure gold.
“There should be room for truth and lies” - David Feldman
Feldman captures the radical centrist mind perfectly.
I lasted about 2 minutes before I realized this guy is trolling centrism
Michael Brooks died in this debate
How did he go through this entire bit without breaking down, amazing job. 10/10
This is art.
It's subtle enough that it may take a few moments to realize it's sarcasm -- and I'd be very curious how long actual centrists would have been nodding along until suddenly they realize they're the subject of satire. Even more curious to find out if any made it the whole way through without catching on and were just super confused about the laughter.
I think that a sizeable number of the audience did just what you describe (based on the comments here) brilliant satirical send-up 🤣
It took me till the "Pete is black" line to realize he was joking, I didn't know he was a comedian. 😂
Poe's law was in full effect until that
David Feldman pretending to ignore Jaime and Brandon when they spoke was funny af exactly mimicking a centrists Democrat pretending to listen to the issues of women and people of color 🤣 Sam definitely got it
I didn't realize it was a joke until he said Mayor Pete is black. This is brilliant.
I didn't either. I even thought, for a second that he was serious. XD
This is brilliant comedy. I wasn’t 100% sure until he said Pete Buttigieg is African American.
Yeah this guy is fucking great with the whole rope-a-dope gag.
The tell for me was around 1:56 when he said we can't beat up on Joe Biden for lying sometimes lmfao
hangukhiphop Yee the big tent “room for facts and lies” got me
This is hilarious, but I'm worried at how many people don't get that it's satire. Is our politics so twisted that this appears too real?
Took me like a minute and a half to realize what was up.
Took a second, the brown teeth hit it home. :D
As a person of shortness and old-time socialist I feel my identity validated. I just wish he would have mentioned John Delaney’s excellent campaign and why we should all be Delaniacs.
"And I call him DR. King.. and I just want you to pause and acknowledge that I called him DR King..and the license that affords me now"
I love how Majority Report trolls their own watchers that can't get the joke. This is comedy gold.
Between this comment section and their segments doing their kkk shtick you gotta wonder if these people even watch the channel.
:chef kiss:
David is a genius. His delivery is amazing. I thought at first he was being real. And I thought crap.
And then the words start to go down a rabbit hole. I laughed out loud for a long time.
You have to watch his standup! Now! I mean it. Do it!
This guy is incredible. The improv skills and his dry delivery really threw me for longer than I'd like to admit but laughed the entire time. I'm fact, imma listen again 😂
“Room for facts AND lies” - is this a parody? LoL got me at the beginning.
The fact that some folks in the comments didn't realize this was an act just elevates Feldman to Platinum Level of Satirists.
Centrist motto: " I'll agree in spirit with all good causes as long as it doesn't cost me anything".
Pretty sure half of the people in the comments turned this off 2 minutes in cuz they thought this dude was for real.
Shout out to the people in the comments earnestly arguing against this Centrist. Dude just MURDERED that off the top of his head lmao People always ask "what exactly is a Neoliberal?" Show them this literally every answer and response was dead on.
Ah it's great to hear Michael just cackling away like this. Rest in power.
Also how had I never heard of David Feldman before?
David loves Micheal. David has a podcast. Crazy, fun, LONG. deep, shallow, silly and serious.
richard bloor It helped me survive my 10hr shifts at Amazon
Michael's uncontrollable cackling honestly brings me joy 😂
"You don't understand how important it is for young gay girls to see Mayor Pete and say, 'I could be our country's first African American president.'"
Fuckin lost it.
This Centrist Democrat impersonation is cold. These people are real, tragically.
Just had a conversation with a person like this the other day. I was making fun of Biden's statement about kids jumping on his lap and the guy accused me of being an opportunist trying to divide the left and that people like me are why Democrats keep losing elections. I laughed to keep from crying.
@@SoSoMikaela Sure, Biden saying that was somewhat weird, but honestly that's not the thing you need to create an argument against him when there are so many actual and real things that you can focus on instead of speculation.
@@andygreg293 Honestly, I wasn't trying to make any actual argument against Biden. I was just telling a joke. And the guy even admitted he wasn't a Biden supporter, he claimed to like Warren.
Apparently, he was of the mindset that the left being self-critical in any way is counter-productive and we should all just get along. But his approach in expressing that was very ironic, to say the least.
@@SoSoMikaela That's the thing none of Warren and Pete supporters actually think they are going to win the nomination. Biden is creepy and weird, so none of them want to admit their support openly.
The real race is between Biden and Bernie, the rest is noise. Left has been very good at going after Warren, Kamala Harris, or even Pete now, but they have no idea how to handle Biden because he's from another era.
mrbadguysan The “MSNBC vibe” is strong in this call.
"Your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't wanna raise my taxes or unionize"
It doesn't get better than this.
"First of all, I just want to say that I love hearing the voice of someone with an identity. I don't know who you are, but you have an identity and I respect your struggle. And I want to appeal to that. I'm for what you want. I don't know who you are but your struggle is my struggle, so long as you don't want to raise my taxes or unionize."
This had me fucking dead
Lol.Even my man Branden cracked a smile.
Fantastic parody! Even better given how dozens of people in the comments were fooled. Feldman absolutely nailed the centrist mindset, their talking points, and virtue signaling.
I mean it's pretty obvious after 2 min that it's a parody but hilarious either way
lots of people in the comment section not realizing feldman is a comedian
that says a lot about society
Biden is a good man!
That is a truly mighty deadpan.
"The March on Washington for Equality and Slow, Incremental Change." 🤣🤣🤣
whoever this man is, he’s a comedic genius.
Michael Brooks's witch cackle just got more and more powerful
loved him as Arthur Fleck.
This guy needs his own reoccurring segment LMAO
He really does
Liberals sound so much like this to me that it legit took 4 minutes before I realized this was a bit. I love Majority Report so much. I had never heard of David Feldman before. He just gained a fan.
It took me 9 freakin' minutes to realize that this was satire. Oh the times we're in where the unreasonable seems perfectly normal.
The funny thing is I’ve heard all these arguments debating centrists. He absolutely nailed it.
I can't believe how long he stayed in character without cracking up.
lol David Feldman is hilarious. please have him on every Friday
Oh Christ, I thought this was for real, until he said "there's room for both truth and lies in our party, it's a big tent". :D Way to go, Feldman s awesome.
Absolutely, he's so sincere with this character but he made it clear after the first minute.
hearing michael laugh that first time really ripped my heart up. a beautiful presence that is sorely missed.
I'll never forget this day, I remember having to clock out of work to laugh my ass off outside for this legendary Feldo bit. David, Michael, and Brandon were an epic combination and I can't believe we won't get another one of these shows...... but I'm so happy we got these segments and so proud of everything Michael gave to us!!
I do too. It was a fantastic show.
This is some of the best political comedy I have ever heard.
ABSOLUTELY!!! David Feldman runs the same bit on The Michael Brooks Show. There are some hilarious clips. Also, search The Majority Report Ken Ken & Ken...COMEDY GOLD.
My favorite MR & TMBS memories are when Feldman & Andy made Michael laugh uncontrollably. Those segments brought me a lot of joy
This is one of the most amazing stream of consciousness comedic genius rants ever recorded.
this had me in tears. incredible bit and how well he kept it up throughout
re-listening 4 years later - this is PURE GOLD!
Damn I miss Michael!
I’m amazed at the amount of people in the comments who don’t understand this guy is doing satire
Michael's laugh kills me every time
Was just gonna comment that!
Once per week I get back to watch this video. It is masterful
You too? I was secretly trying to deal with the shame of relishing this so much, a little too much.
"The way Bernie treated her during the debates. The way he outperformed her..."
😀😆😅😂🤣😭😲😲🤯💀☠️
For everyone wondering, david Feldman is a comedian with his own show
The fact that so many people don't realize this is satire makes it even better. Feldman is a genius. I'm more of a centrist Democrat and I still find it hilarious.
This is brilliant Centrist Dem satire, the mewling, the weak tea “logic,” the Chris Matthews tingle, the whiney memes, genius.
Michael had a hell of a time. David Feldman is probably the best MR guest, we need a good laugh in these insane times.
Michael’s laugh never gets old.
holy shit i actually believed this was real for a minute
as soon as he said that mayor pete is an african american i knew that he couldn’t be serious
At first....I did too!
Can't believe people are falling for satire. This David Feldman is definitely satirical here. Check out his shows.
A vast relief if true.
Basically Poe's law in full effect
This is my third time listening to this segment since last week. This was great and a frighteningly accurate depiction of an establishment party guy.
David is showcasing expert level satire lmao this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
Public option to fight the Nazis. I almost fell out of my chair LMAO
I am going to miss the hell out of Michael's infectious laugh. Not to mention his spot-on impressions. :(
Everyone: DAVID IS A FRIEND OF THIS SHOW! This is a bit!!!
Yes. He's a regular on the show. I love how many people think he's being serious. :D
jarjon76 I know lol. But a lot of people don’t watch the show and only watch clips 🤷🏾♂️
This guy has me dying of laughter. I can't stand it. "Kamala Harris has had it with the Bernie Bros. The democratic party is a centrist party. See how I said this so loudly it's a fact." This is fantastic satire.
This level of satire 😏
This man played the centrist democrat act to a tee
Admittedly took me *way* too long to figure out the bit. Genius.
You should check out the David Feldman show
I knew something was up when David said that Biden used to be bald
Surely the Gail's of laughter from brooks should have been an indicator lol
@@MJFAN666 Surely you've seen them laugh at many guests/callers. It wasn't an immediate tell. It was when he said the tent is big enough for facts and lies when I caught on.
@@aronappy yea that's true with the libertarians especially. I have seen Nathan on once before. Legendary stuff
RIP Michael. I feel broken.
My favorite thing about when David calls in to TMR is Michael's laugh. Because you can tell that he's genuinely having a blast & enjoying the satire/parody a lot. And that's jst a great thing to hear. 😀
That's a very funny episode. Love to see Michael Brooks laughing and happy! Rest in power, MB!
We lost a brother
This was the funniest caller I've ever heard on this show
Michaels laugh😂 RIP buddy
In case you didn't know David Feldman is a sarcastic comedian who appears on progressive shows. I'm pretty sure Jimmy Dore had this guy on regularly doing this same kind of interview when his show was on TYT. Its awesome because he keeps a straight face and keeps laying down sarcastic scenarios about the centrist BS that are very accurate!