The Best Christmas Ever! - brutalmoose
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"Hey Carol, you know what would be funny? If we adopted a minority and taught them how to only speak in nursery rhymes."
god she never shuts up.Can we send her back?
Dragoon-BB Do you still have the reciept?
What is your Avatar?
William Stone A heavily photoshoped face I found on the internet.
Tony Gregory Hey! I remember seeing you on almost every Alchestbreach video
I'd tell Suzie she's adopted, but I don't want to sit through the poetry that follows.
Lol
I feel like in this day and age, she wouldn't care - all she does is recite nursery rhymes.
The rhyme that follows the big reveal would be "I Love Little Pussy".
i get the feeling Susie was cursed by a witch so now she can only talk in poems
It's pretty bad that makes sense and could easily work for this movie.
You do be spitting facts tho
37 years ago a witch done put a spell on me,
A spell where when I'm talkin', I'm rhyming it with glee
I thought she was just a bard
Susie is that kid at school that always tries to impress the adults and so no one likes her, not even the adults
Susie reminds me of one of my friends. She's just as Asian, too. The thing is, she's a teacher's pet, so she gets gets with drawing anime-ish all throughout class and writing in all caps, Comic Sans, or an ungodly combination of both.
Hal Ryder I'm that person unfortunately
I think she speaks in rhyme so her adoptive parents think she is smart so they won't bring her back to the orphanage.
My sister... please help
Oof horrible how like that's literally like 10% of kids. If my kid ends up being like that I'd definitely beat it out of him/her.😂
To be fair, Suzy coming up with rhymes like that right on the spot is kinda impressive.
BARs.
Table and cradle, as a rhyme???
@@atlasking6110 if slant rhyme is good enough for Emily Dickinson, surely it's good enough for Suzie
"Let's poof."
"You wanna start poofing?"
"I'm going out for a poof."
Gosh, you could make poof into a replacement for Smurf.
Satan Clause
you poof of that all by your poofing self?
4:20
Get outta here Dewey! You don't want none of this shit!
Well what are you guys doing in here?
We're poofing. You don't want none of this shit!
I know, right? It's so smurfing stupid. 😅
I have a disease where everytime I speak it becomes poetry.
huehuehuehue that was a beautiful line of poetry, up there with the greats.
Roses are red,
violets are blue.
The Grinch had kidnapped
little Cindy Lou.
Sell that comment for a billion dollars and the government will give you money.
So are you Susie's cousin or what?
I have a disease don’t you hear, I must only talk in rhymes so I shed a tear
"Don't you tell a single soul what I'm going to say"
Me, an intellectual: DONT BLAB IT
Sick Cicada not an ordinary rabbit
Good one! Lol
I guess Suzie is overcompensating because she's adopted.
I laughed too hard.
*A N D M Y T H U M B H U R T S*
+Easy V Nie Dude must have some strong genes to have a pure Asian child with a white woman.
sonikku956 she fucked Segata Sanshiro
My theory is she only speaks in poetry to compensate for some horrific trauma she experienced prior to being adopted. Everyone just rolls with it because if they don't, Suzie becomes an inconsolable screaming mess.
"Do you remember Blockbuster?" How old do you think your audience is, Ian???
Bonfire Keeper James I do...
Bonfire Keeper James damn, renting games was just so fucking awesome lol
Bonfire Keeper James I remember. I used to go there all the time, my blockbuster is a bank now.
Bonfire Keeper James I remember Blockbuster. Everyone does? Don't they? It only closed down in like what, 2012? Barely any time ago.
10? 12?14? heck im 16
and no i don't remember blockbuster i don't think my home ever had one
Guys... I think Suzie might be adopted...
She's probably had a rough life
Or the mom has a sexy Asian coworker.
TheAAAGod He's the real life Dale Gribble.
Haha, I thought the same reading that comment.
Neil Divins Considering how "diverse" 90's shows always tried to be i wouldn't be surprised
"Mind if I poof?" Please, not on the carpet.
Susie spits some fuckin straight fire man
"Don't tell a single soul what I'm going to say." That kid just threatened santa!
I think they tried to make Susie whimsical with her poems, but it comes off more forceful and annoying.
A Brutalmoose video on Christmas Eve? Awesome present!
ThinkingOfYou75 I know right?
ThinkingOfYou75 69th like!
I guess you could say this is the best christmas ever
Ever notice how there's actually five days until christmas, that kid just counted to the 24th?
A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man Maybe that's just when his family celebrates Christmas.
TheFlamingDoh2 That would make that family WRONG and full of LOSERS.
A Spoopy Scaley Scary Man I don't why he counted to the 24th, But in some countries they celebrate Christmas eve on the 24th.
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I had (have?) this tape as a child and I LOVED it. I love the Wee Sing videos in general. Poofer always reminded me of Harry Anderson. I wanted to ride a snow flake and compose horrible poetry for Christmas!
NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS
RIDE THAT SNOWFLAKE AND MAKE THOSE UNSOLICITED RHYMES
Hi Roses!!! And Merry Christmas!
I just wanted to ride that singing train to the land of people putting predjudices on each other's ridiculously gaudy outfits
I had been trying to find this movie for years. I had vague memories, but couldn't remember the name of it.
Watching this video has to be in one of my top 3 most nostalgic moments, along with the time RedLetterMedia reviewed "Lost in Dinosaur World" and the time I found an LP of "Jungle Train 3D"
YOU CAN BE SUZIE IF YOU WANT
I'm waiting for people watching someone dressed as Gusty the Elf failing to hammer a nail to become an official Christmas tradition.
BUT WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXX!!!?!?!?! WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOXXXXX???!!!?!?
+Adi Katz That's where the terrifying angels were! Should have made that more clear haha
brutalmoose the real question is, how did they all FIT IN THE BOX? There are ten of them!
NO FAIR! I WANT A BIG RUclipsR TO COMENT ON MY COMMENT! 😞🔫
This is a real man's gun! 🔫 oh.... They became pussies and changed it to a water gun
Holiday joy
Holy shit, Suzy was signing her little Christmas Tree rhyme!
As someone taking a Sign Language class, that's a really cute touch
Edit: She signs a whole lot more than just the tree rhyme-
Still cute
I'm so glad someone else noticed, i was pretty impressed at the inclusion and it's probably also the reason that she looks adopted, they wanted a child actor who could also do that
Great so not even the deaf can escape Suzies rhymes...
@@MrHendrix17 I wonder if there is sign language poetry or something like that.
@@omikron6218 there is, and sign language lyric renditions of songs as well. Which, I’m not deaf myself but I’ve been told that can communicate a lot about the rhythm and emotion of the track in a way subtitles or a singalong thing don’t, which of course are lacking otherwise if you can’t hear.
This was hilarious, the "slam poetry" line gets me every time, especially once the countdown continues through to zero and Ian is like "OH MY GOD~"
Hello 911? There is a strange man attempting to poof me!
"They actually named this elf... Poofer."
Well, I mean, that's better than him being named COOOOO-TERRRRRR
"that's not all that's coming"
"Oh mother, noooo - this is a kid's show!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
5 elves? There were 5 billion people when this was made. Each one makes a billion toys?
Protagnis YT well, they would only need to make them for children. And only Christian/Catholic children.
That probably thins out the 5 billion by a fair amount.
now they only need to make 400,000 each
Protagnis YT They got a year so about 1000 a day?
Each of course
well technically there's 6 of them
I want to have a gay old time with you, Ian.
uwu
💀
Ian no you're going to make poofing a Bean parody
"Poof!"
"You just got poofed, bitch."
"Tag your friends to totally poof them!"
Louise Barbosa A Bean parody? What's that?
Just another RUclips channel Have you ever heard of the Bean
You friccin' moron!
+Louise Barbosa I've heard of *Mr.* Bean, does that help?
Louise Barbosa I've heard of Mr. Bean, but I don't know about The Bean.
"That's not the only thing that's coming" I lost it after that line! FFS!! funny stuff right there.
Suzy was spitting some hot fire
BARS
Super bummed that no one makes fun of me in this video...guess I needed more lines.
Soooo funny though!! I was crying laughing through the whole thing. Well done!
- Sarah (aka Nellie Smith)
Sarah Kimmel Just wanted to say that you are appreciated. The Wee Sing tapes were a big part of my childhood and, evern if I don’t remember this special that well (the literal snowmobile stirs up some memories). This was still a funand wholesome special.
you were good in this! there was not much to make fun of haha. dont be so hard on yourself.
Every moment featured in this video is just golden. The dancing, the names, the weird kids that look like little punks but actually want to play Christmas music. How could they have so many well written scenes in this one movie?
Oh my goodness, those angels.
When Suzie grows up she wants to be a rapper. I'm sure.
Why don't you have 1,000,000 subs yet? Your channel's awesome!
Luke Bayne ikr
I really loved how mean-spirited this video was. It was really hilarious.
PBG Uploaded on Christmas Eve
Brutalmoose Uploaded on Christmas Eve
Yes.
Indeed.
This video has crossed generations in my family! We all love MST3K and I convinced my four year old daughter and parents to watch this... now they love you man! Now we can't stop saying, "Glasses! You need glasses!!".... so thanks man 😂
If you like Dermy than you might like Jevil.
He also says things twice.
Hey man, wanted to tell you it has become tradition for me and my sister to watch it every single Christmas. Along with the Gerber video. Thanks bro!
That girl has an affixation with triangles.... Is she trying to tell us something?
Sammyyam illuminati confirmed.
Ah. The scalene triangle.
AH. THE SCALENE TRIANGLE.
Sammyyam qqqq.
Ding Dong DinG DInG DONG
I know this video is ancient by internet standards, but Ian should review the other Wee Sing videos. All of them have at least one puppet segment; most are just as terrifying as those bells.
The line "RUN YOU IDIOTS YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THERE!" Made me laugh until it hurt
give Suzy some slack, she's _obviously adopted_
Arin Jäger what makes you say that?
James Butko she's asian, the rest of the family isn't... _unless it was she who adopted the whole family!_ :O (the plot thickens!)
That kid is so thirsty for Susan. Like damn bro calm down.
It may not be the best Christmas ever, but it's at least the most 90's Christmas ever!
BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
I am supposed to be memeing, but this one meme keeps memeing my meme.
You are like a little baby, watch this: M E M E
Megami Tem is it TheMemer27?
12:50 NO ONE can take Gerberts rightful throne.
Mind if I poof, m'Lady? *tips fedora*
Who really waits until 4 days before Christmas to decorate the tree, Most people jizz themselves then put it up after thanks giving dinner.
XD that's my mom straight up dude.
Deontay Ginger who puts presents under the tree before decorating it
Deontay Ginger I do it on Christmas Eve 'cuz I'm a lazy loser
Pikablu Studios fair, I assume your not also doing it while dancing singing and seaming super excited for christmas
Jizzing myself after thanksgiving? I do that every day!
for now on I'm calling Suesy Dr. Suesy for her constant rhyming
12:39 That moment is exactly why I watch Brutalmoose.
Susie is definitely adopted.
CurtisAlfeld you never know the mom could have cheated on the husband and reconciled after the said cheating.
I think Suzie's song is an allegory for what happened to her real family.
i come back to this video all the time around christmas and EVERY TIME i end up laughing until i cry.
If there is one thing to take away from this it is that "You just got poofed bitch!"
"I've not seen such melody"
Merry Christmas, Ian! I hope you have a wonderful time!
Can't believe they fit ultra high definition on a standard DVD. What hellish mastery is this?
I remember watching this over and over and over when I was little (much to the displeasure of my older siblings). It's easily been 18 years since I last watched this and just seeing the beginning made it all come back to me.
When he said "you wanna go play deck the halls" I heard "you wanna go play with our balls"
I can think of a rhyme to follow "Hey Santa don't tell anyone what I'm about to say..." that would nicely complete that particular sexual identity journey...
Member Blockbuster
I member
Alcendence Pepperidge Farms remembers . . . and knows what you did.
This is a Christmas miracle!
No I mean it, nothing in my day has been exciting so far
I think Susie might've been adopted
Lol, I was legit crying, but even watching this alone, Ian never fails to make me smile or laugh. Thank you, Ian! Watching in 2018?
Holy crap seeing this dug up a memory I didn’t know I had I’ve definitely seen this a bunch as a child In the 90s!
9:45 RIP George Michael.
that snowstorm line had me in stitches omg
Saphiros Oh mother no!!! This is a kid's show!!
I gotta tell you man, you made my complete day. I actually laughed, I was having the worst Christmas eve of my life and you managed to put a smile on my face, gotta hand it down to you man. This time of the year is really hard for me, I really appreciate that. Merry Christmas Ian and thanks.
No offense Ian, but I worry you may have an obsession with nostalgia.
A lot of people on here do
Duuuude...that’s the best kinda obsession.
happy holidays Ian and thanks for uploading this video
Oh my God, Ian. I hadn't thought about Wee Sing Christmas in - I shit you not - 23 years. Thanks for the trip down memory lane and the release of some repressed memories! Merry Christmas!
I am not unconvinced we didn't grow up together. They was played at our daycare every year. We borrowed a bunch of different WeeSing videos from there regularly. In fact, I'm now expecting an episode from you on Wee Sing in Sillyville.
Merry Christmas for you too Ian !!!
Suzie is what we here in the UK call a "Pwerfect Wittle Pwincess".
Parents: "Oh, isn't she so adorable!"
Suzie: "I am dead inside, and brainwashed to recite poems on command"
Merry Christmas Ian. Thank you for all the entertainment you've provided this year. I hope 2017 is a good year for you.
The Best Christmas Ever is one of my vaguest, earliest memories, and I didn't remember anything in particular from it except for the general warm holiday feelings I got from it, so I had no way of knowing where it came from, but I recognized it almost instantly when you played the first clip.
Thanks, Brutalmoose. Happy Holidays.
The moustached elf looks like Ron Jeremy in disguise to me.
Merry poofmas moosy
Just rewatched this video for the first time in probably 12 or 13 years last weekend. Everything you said about it was dead on. Susie’s poetry was driving me bonkers.
Why am I always so early to this guys videos? lol
Creative Dude cause he's good
Annie Rudolph Haha, true
well considering how your album Drukqs sounds - maybe the drugs havent worn off yet.
Nyarlathothep Isenhøst Yeahhh, there are a lot of drugs involved in anything I do. haha
Did that family kidnap an asian girl?
I love your name
They liberated a sweatshop
Probably tried to get the ransom but her parents didn't want her back so now they're stuck with her.
Remember the Arthur episode Big Brother Binky, which was such a big character moment that it needed 22 minutes rather than just 11? Maybe the family flew to China to adopt a baby sister much like the Barneses did in that episode.
YOUR AMAZING SUZIE!
I'm immensely disappointed that Poofer didn't become a running joke on this channel. So much fucking potential.
My glasses fell off when he said "GLATHES! I make GLATHES!"
7:57 That scream.... ProJared, is that you?
Oh hey I remember this VHS. Despite being about six years old I was nonetheless embarrassed to be seen in the same room as it, for I only watched manly things.... such as Jingle All the Way.
Due to timezone differences, it's already Christmas Day morning here. This is the best present I could have asked for. The comment at 5:54 about slam poetry had me in stitches. Thanks Ian! You've made my Christmas!
I remember always checking out manga (Dragon Ball, the Zelda manga, etc) and video games/strategy guides from the library. I wish it was still open, or at least there was one around my current house, there's still a lot of stuff I want to read
It's Christmas in 2 hours and I don't feel Christmassy
So who's going to break it to Susie that she's adopted
Eh, she'll figure it out over time. I mean, she looks like she came from a Chinese family, while the Smiths are Caucasian as heck.
I usually look at the video's topic and am a little "eh" about it, but it's always lovely to see how consistently funny and great your videos are, Ian! I think your sense of humor is quite particular and unmatched AHAHA Hope you had a great Christmas, and that your New Year is fantastic!
That's amazing Suzy!
omfg i watched this in my 4th grade music class
F L A S H B A C K S
Are you alright ? Are you suffering from ppsd ? ( post poofer stress disorder )
I watched WeeSing when I was 6 at elementary school.
That's better than my music class, god knows how many times we were forced to watch 'The Nuttiest Nutcracker'.
''Hello my name is: RESULTS''
Hilarious episode, Moose
Oh man, I grew up with this one and many of the other Wee Sing tapes, so this was a nice nostalgic trip for me too. Thanks!
I watched this in 1st grade music class, never thought I'd ever see it again but here we are.
Merry Poofmas!
Well, i'm glad someone is having a good christmas :(
I used to watch this every year when I was little omg... I guess when you're a little kid you don't notice how TERRIFYING those bells are. Great video!
Best gift of 2016! Thank you so much for all the laughs this year!