Steven Seagal: Bullshido Master
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Steven Seagal has one of the most incredible story any human being could have. And on top of that, it's almost true.
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Seagal knows Karate, Kung Fu, Aikido, Taekwondo and lots of other dangerous words.
😂😂😂😂Underrated comment
He does know lots of different styles. Karate and some form of Chinese martial arts. Not just Aikido.
Your comment reminds me of Mike Epps as Charles Ramsey, "I know a lot of big words. Police Department!" 😂
Legendary Comment! 😂
Hahahahaaaaaa of all the smart ass comments you had me rolling on the floor. Nice one
Jase 7:16
His hairline is the greatest comeback story of all time.
Nice one 😀
Hahaha
I was trying to think of a comment about the hair and after reading yours I surrender. Lmao.
Modern science can do wonders. . LOL. Black shoe polish doesn't hurt either. Right , Stevie, ya little rascal. Pretty cool how all his "opponents " just fall down when he touches them and some before . Great choreography , Stevie. Keep on truckin. Next clip, just wear your speedo so you can show us your svelte hourglass figure with your rock hard 6-pack abs and robust derriere.
one of the most closely guarded secret's of sensai seagulls
"I was born... clairvoyant" what a thing to say lmfao
Seems a totally weird thing to say but maybe the jokes on those that presume to know where his head is at.
He could be just being a smart arse
When did he change his name to Claire?
Bet they never saw that coming....
@@martiny1804 Hahahaaaa
he really thinks he's something for someone who is very palpably not so bright. AND FAT
As much of a joke as the guy is, I find his Lego "hair" to be the funniest thing about him. 🤣🤣
Lego hair ffs 🤣🤣🤣
..yes yes.. ok ok.. i'm also very emotionally jealous about St.Even's undebatably legit & heavenly grown Lego blessed hair (a fully detailed description is limitless & beyond the endlessness of space itself.. okay.. so deal with it..)..👀💫 but.. let's not forget to mention the blindingly stunning run of "Haircules" himself okay..😅🤧 during which his hairline passes into a 4th dimensional state.. thus making it unexplainably invisible to the human eye..😐😑
Steven Segal is like a cult leader without a cult, a dictator without a country, a movie star without any good movies, a martial artist without any credibility.
At least he's consistent. The guy's a winner.
A God without any worshippers
Well put!!!😅😅😅 I can't knock him too much I was enjoying doing bad technique half ass moves on my willing buddies as a young teen lol and no..not his predator antics😂 I much preferred doing some "van damage "
Steven Seagal is......A Man With No Diet.
But today. Right now would you square off with him in a crowded corner office. No. That fat old man would put you through the desk. Funny huh?
The greatest French Russian Mohawk Mongolian Texas Asian wop man of all time.
Bertie Bassett. Licorice Allsorts.
He should also add to his 'lifestory' that he was born in the glove compartment box of a '59 Chevy & came out Kickin' & Screamin' while chewing his billical cord and his great great great Grandfather was Fu Manchu and thát's where he got his 'skills' through that bloodline. 🤣😂🤣😂😅
You missed the "Italian" part
@@shadowlesswarrior fixed it
he lives in the same apartment as me lmao
The only fight Steven has been engaged with these days is with the buffet tables.😂
The man is in his 70s lol give him a break
@@mikeyj990ify he was like this way before his 70s
Yeah, maybe, but I’d bet a million dollars you’d never say that to his face. So, in this instance, you’re possibly the loser.
@82pythons85 course we can, dude's massively overweight we can just walk fast while he tries to crawl towards us
@@82pythons85 LoL, Is say it to his face any day. I despise people like him
how much steven seagal footage this dude had to sit through for this video just imagine the commitment
What if Steven Seagal is actually a comedian doing the longest joke in human history
It would be a horrific joke since he was a consultant/training of many police departments around the US, and boy, those guys were trained so badly that it makes 12 y/o playing airsoft look like a British SAS mission in comparison
Putting Andy Kaufman to shame!
@@aminmian7291 He was a consultant to the Biden White House for their Afghanistan withdraw.
What makes you think he isn't?
What if Steven Seagal is actually Andy Kaufman?
Steven seagal went so deep into one of his characters he never came back.
That was so good 🤣
Acid can do that to you
@@DismantleHAARP RIP JEFF!!!!
@@DismantleHAARP Indeed! You too.
EGO
Brian Cox: “Steven Seagal is as ludicrous in real life as he appears on screen. He radiates a studied serenity, as though he’s on a higher plane to the rest of us, and while he’s certainly on a different plane, no doubt about that, it’s probably not a higher one.”
Bullshido guru believes his own lies so thoroughly, we are all inferior to his self delusional self, which he sees as factual reality. So he actually feels generous sharing his brilliance and wisdom with us primitive neanderthals. 😁
Oh it’s a different plane alright 😂
It's no plane, it's a train. A train that's...
...Under Siege 😎
@@CoenM33 i ffeel like this is the most damaging elequent roast a man can recieve
Hello. I worked for the Los Angeles County Sanitation Districts. The Steven Seagal movie On Deadly Ground was partially filmed at one of our new facilities called Carver Greenfield. All the scenes at the end when Michael Caine gets killed were filmed inside what was the Sludge Evaporation equipment bldg. It was a huge six-story building full of piping, pumps, shell and tube heat exchangers, etc. I was the maintenance Supervisor assigned to this project, and when Warner Bros. Showed up to start filming they hired me to be the Overhead Crane operator, so I took a weeks vacation and worked and hung around the set. I saw many things that seemed odd in my life but this guy kinda takes the case. While working at the Districts I was fortunate enough to be on the set for the Movie Twins and Twenty Bucks with Brendon Frasier, (Nicest guy in the world), but Deadly Ground was weird. Once during a take there were some employees viewing and he got all upset and kicked everyone off set. Except me as the set was my responsibility. I was even an extra in the movie. He was mean and wouldn’t let anyone near him. Movie was awful but I didn’t care; they paid me a ton of money to help them build the set. That’s my little Seagal story.
Brendan is a good dude. I've never heard anyone anywhere say anything bad about the man. The Whale was great as well. Thank you for sharing your story Paul 😊
@@MARKHENSTROM You’re welcome. Thank you.
No box of donuts has survived a battle with Steven Seagal.
Ever.
Bruh
Lol
STOOOOPPPPP 😂😂
He Is a donut
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Steven Seagal is like a guy doing an impression of Steven Seagal.
Hahahaha
Oh man, ...thats funny!😅
A parody of himself.
Steven Seagal stars as Steve Seagal in "Steve Seagal", coming soon straight to VHS.
This is strangely, so accurate
Can you imagine a conversation between Seagal and Hulk Hogan? The stories they would come up with, mesmerizing.
and if they ever had a fight i still put my money on Hogan
Is hogan this crazy?
@@leonevelake Yes, there are lots of videos about it :).
@@puntodeguardado Hogan would kill him
It is true that Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee, in that he weighs 1 4th of a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
(Credit to James Tullos for that joke)
No one's more impressed with Steven seagal than Steven seagal
lets be honest. with all bad aspects of his life. hes still very unique looking and handsome masters and actors legends living
He has legions of old foreign ladies who thought he was hot back in the day, and are still huge fans now, its funny
@@annakessler9372No way I didn’t even see your comment and you’re here proving my point 😂
He's a bull that's loaded up with s**t.
@@annakessler9372ifhe didn’t have so much money, youwouldn’t givehim a second look or thought.
Biggest "she goes to a different school" known to man
My girlfriend lives in Niagara Falls, you wouldn't know her bro.
@@sterlingarcher1962Under the waterfall , right? Yeah i know her.
@@vz1270 LOL
Steven Segal is just like Joe Biden. Make up every story as you go along.
This short film documents Steven Seagals ability to regrow his own hair better than any study on the man thus far.
He only agreed to testify bc the FBI played him tapes of the mobsters laughing at him after he left. He also started that 'Lawman' show to be surrounded by cops, he was that afraid of the Gambinos.
If anyone could ever love me half as much as Seagal loves himself
i would be the luckiest of men
The greatest actor of all time. His whole life is an act
😂👍🏼 that's a great comment
Seriously. It’s like the Truman show but Truman doesn’t want to leave.
😂
he plays the role of the egocentric douchebag perfectly
He had a blast.
A 37 minutes video for an April fool joke. That's commitment. Bravo.
No way Dude, I saw this Comment before I finished the Video.
Damn, I griefed myself...
Segal is and was fake. Yes he can do aikido/ aikijutsu. But his reputation was all build up and not even half of this was true.😂
Wow, I'm at the end of the video now. Wow.
@@patrickgassner7725 The only thing Seagal can destroy is a free buffet
@@johnreidy2804 Way to ruin the video 😭😭😭
The carrot gets me everytime 🤣
His hairline changes back & forth more than his stories 🤣
Impossible. 😂
8:22 damn 😮
Think like molasses. Stout like Guinness.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's Emperor Ming's Helmet-
You have to admit, no one is more committed to Steven than him.
Than himself....
He's an absolute legend! Just ask him, he'll tell ya.
@@fzaman1980 pfffffffff
He is literally every nationality that has ever existed... Amazing!... 😊
69th degree black belt in the art of Bullshido.
The compilation of Seagal trying to describe himself and his apparent ethno-cultural background was pure magic.
That’s crazy
That's bullshido 😉
@@aymonfoxc1442 he's definitely earned his blackbelt in that discipline!
😂😂😂
He has some Italian in him alright. Changing sides, opinions or whatever in any given moment.
He’s a black italian Native American Russian mongol (and who knows what else I forgot) from Michigan OC , CA and lived in Japan for awhile (he’s a deadbeat dad) of course this could all be a CIA cover because he claims that too , he likes Eastern Europe which makes sense as he’s thought to give $ to human trafficking, he thinks he’s tough but I’ve never seen proof of that I love his movies though first 5 actually fun after that ego / direct to dvd takes over but my god he’s part walrus
Amazing how he was bald when he was young but his hair grew back - there is no limit to his power!
He was watching Sesame Street with his kid and when the Count came on he said "that's it"!
You can do that when you are a buddhist god - we mere mortals can't
😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂
Steven Seagal is one of my favorite categories. Thank you for this.
"All of those people are dead now so I can't ask them" 💀
he prolly kicked all of em out of windows 💀
"So I spent two entire years learning to punch"
"So I chose an art that doesn't require punching"
This guy is a genius.
I would like to see him fight Tank Abott.
@@laforce36 He would get beaten by an average Joe that can make a fist.
Lmao I literally thought the same thing when I saw that. It's too funny it's gotta be the world's best troll of all time! Lol
He must not of known how to throw a punch if it took two whole years to learn how to punch LOL
That's because he couldn't learn to punch.
Jean-Claude openly clowning on Segal was golden 😂
he has nothing on Steven though - this man has dueled with Putin
@@divest2099yeah dueling a miniature human is quite the feat…
This is an amazing and hilariously accurate Mashup 😂😂😂😂😅. Excellent job 👏 🙌 👍
The director yelled "cut", but Seagal never left character
He's so good that even HE doesn't know that he's lying. Legend!
Ok, damn, one of the funniest comments I've read in a while. Thanks!
My mother’s cousin was a stunt double for Stephan Segal. Anyone with an orange belt or higher could kick Stephan’s ass even back in the 90s.
"It's not a lie, if YOU believe it..."
-George Costanza
Bullshido indeed 🤣
😂😂😂
"Don't know which tribe it is and all of those people are dead now so I can't ask them."🤣🤣
I’m gonna start using that one.
It was the "Fugawi" tribe. Got lost and asked "where the fugg are we"
😂😂😂😂
Hormuz
@@dontbuyanything4729 Is that tribe related to the Hukawi tribe of F-troop ?
Respect Patrick to put this together.
One false move and he may make another movie.😂😂😂
underrated
It will forever be hilarious, to hear Steven talk about pathological liars.
The funniest joke about all these soy boys bashing Seagal is that Segal would bend them all into a pretzel.
Nobody likes a competition
@@hujhujhujhuj5734 except a "which lie is the more honest, the truer lie" - battle of course ...
...cuz he is one
Exactly. What I find utterly dumbfounding is his ability to describe the person/thing with whom he's having problems only to faultlessly describe himself, and he simply doesn't understand that everyone watching can clearly see that he's describing himself. Mind boggling.
Two types of actors, pure thesbians and fakes, and he hates the fakes. 🙄 I mean, seriously....the clown has zero acting ability, none whatsoever.
I am old enough to remember when Seagal literally took credit for Anderson Silva being able to kick. I miss those silly days 😢
Master Segal was teaching Poatan how to strike recently. While there he explained how Anderson Silva and Lyoto Machida owe their careers to him.
-" You should do a crane kick."
He told Lyoto
-" Wow, even do my family owns a karate dojo and that being one of the signature kicks of the discipline it had never occurred to do that before, thanks"
Lyoto replied.
hey, don't disrespect sensei seagal - he taught anderson silva how to do a front kick. he broke it down for him; "imagine a kick, now imagine the front, put it together, front kick."
He's been doing it recently with alex perriera too 😂😂😂
I'm old enough to have enjoyed his prime era movies as they came out which is why I remain a fan despite his current day status.
@@T_da_yung_goat that sound like trump
Fantastic edit, Patrick! I heard many stories about Steven. I'm glad you compiled them all in one place through what I can only assume being a very patient and frustrating process.
Patrick ... the nose starting to bleed in the beginning was absolute perfection. I actually had to stop the video for about five minutes due to eye-watering laughter. Biggest laugh I had in quite a long time ... thank you! Very much looking forward to seeing the next one.
Whoever spray paints his hair deserves a raise. It looks so natural you can hardly notice it.
You didn't end your comment............April fools! Lol
Lmao spray paint.
Duche seagull lol
@@sidneygriffiths5737 he wasn't joking
I think it's just glued on hair, looks like a carpet
Ancient lore says that Seagal once calmly explained to his hairline that if it continued to receed, there would be dire consequences. It listened.
Yes. And never get white.
Say he lives to be 100, will he still wear that ridiculous rug?
All natural!
Good dna!
Dont bejelous lol
@@suzbone I don't know, but the shape of it sure looks like a slice of pizza stuck to his forehead.
rofl, never seen your vids before, 2 mins in and the family tree inspired nose-bleed had me falling off my chair with tears of laughter. Subbed.
this piece is brilliant. it's humor is thought provoking. i can only hope to see more things like this.
Bullshido Master gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a while. 😂
He’s been called that for about 20 years!
Steven Seagal makes Chuck Norris look like a real Texas ranger
Meh. Texas rangers just pretending to be Chuck Norris.
What a crazy documentary, 38mins of high quality dense editing. Bravo Mr Gavia 💯
First time on here. A video well done. Love the frustration in the beginning 🤣
I've heard so many stories from people who worked with him on set, stories were absolutely hilarious. This is even better.
Hearing Segal calling someone else a pathologically liar, had me spitting out my coffee. 🤣
It's like hearing Donald Trump calling someone crooked! 😂
Talk about projecting 😆
@@cveuskens they are all crooked at that level
He was talking about himself
Liars actually believe their made up 💩 some can't even distinguish I think
you put so much effort into an april fools' joke 🤣🤣 gotta respect the commitment
😒 😒😒 Steven seagal Is just like Frank dux Both are masters of Tall Tales
Why ruin it
You could have been a part of it
@@yoshimitsu8643 I don't like Theatrical Fighting
wtf are you taling about?
Think about how many years Steven has put into being the laughing stock of the martial arts community across the world.
Can't believe the demonizing of this legend!
When me and Mike Tyson were still training in his dojo he taught us everything we know!
I remember him teaching me and Bruce Lee everything we know🤌🤌
he taught Putin all his moves so
@@divest2099Why do you think he’s living over there? He’s also Putin’s personal body guard. Only the best!
I remember teaching his masters everything they know
The family tree stuff had me rolling😂
"I was born clairvoyant" 😂😂😂 I'm dying every time I see his videos.
What he meant was "I was born Claire Voyant," famous French cross dresser with impossible hairline and story.
also martial arts as a BABY🍼
@@fredschwartz5172
😂😂😂
i loved how he also felt necessary to include in his cop tv series intro him saying "you might have not known this, but for the past 20 years, ive been a cop" this is what happens when nobody ever calls you out on your bullshit, you start living your own fantasies, and might even start to believe them to be true instead of just lying to keep up appearances. guys so far gone though, that im pretty sure hes like mentally ill with delusions etc.
Steven Seagal is a master in Clown-Fu.
That's not true. Stop downplaying his many talents. He is also a Master in Bullshido.
😂
@@lesvampyres5429 is that were he learned his epic armshare death slap 🤣🤣🤣
@@lesvampyres5429 That's nothin, his 37th degree pink belt in bullshitzu is the GOAT.
Brilliantly made documentary, Patrick. I'd love to see a longer version, this was superb.
The family tracing got me 😂
The number of times his "accent" changed during his different interviews is LUDICROUS! How does anyone take this man seriously?
Better question is why does anyone care?
Any Trump voter will be able to believe this guy too.
Putin does
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! lol but seriously people are so stupid
simple, they don't.
The self-control of these interviewers is astonishing. Being able to keep a straight face while Seagal tells his stories requires almost superhuman willpower!
Bulshidoo story🗿
Not just Steven himself but also the reporters/interviewers 😊 and Steven's combat partners...
Keeping professional in the most hysterical of times: pure professionalism (except Steven, he's just full of BS!). 😂
@@RaverOperatorGeeza thats what the original comment says lol
Well back then people believe them there was no Internet research to be done. You kinda had to take them out his word.
Not when you fully believe your own Bullshido .
That genealogy sequence! Awesome work! 👏👏👏👏👏
I love the production on all your videos. You are so talented with your work!!
From documentary to mockumentary, no one does it better than Patrick Gavia
Gonna bite Joesph Vincent’s tagline line tha?! Lol
@@KingCuba Jesus Christ is it really THAT big a deal that someone repeats what someone else said online at some point? Or should he be taken out back and shot for daring to say what someone else has already said..? 🤦🏽♂️
Can't believe how fast he has got to 400k sunscribers!
This is an excellently produced video n the comments are friggin hilarious.
Bro took this acting thing too serious it has made him delusionally lethal😂😂
He got paid and it worked. Have you not seen Tiktok there are millions of Seagals out there now
@@SpaceRanger187 Not a chance! He's one in 8 billion!
The power of the mind is real. I once heard of this guy who locked himself in a freezer that wasn't plugged in. They found him froze to death. His mind convinced him that he was inside a working freezer and bro froze to death. Swear man. That shit is real. I'm in hiding because my mind has convinced me that Segal is going to kick my ass for speaking too many truths. It's dangerous to be too honest sometimes, plus nobody likes a snitch.
This was one of the best put together docu videos I’ve seen on RUclips I like how you used video to tell the story n will for sure subscribe good job dude
Whatever he is, he's got a lifetime ban from all the buffet restaurants in his area.
The comp of him talking about his family lineage is absolutely hilarious 😂
Yep lmao 🤣💀🤣
😂😂
200%
He admits being of all races except his true race.... beginning with j and ending with w
@@nobloodyusername little hat people!!
When Steve walks into a room the buffet taps out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
😆
Hey, stop it! Only Chuck Norris are allowed to have those kinds of sayings.
Seagal ignores the tap out and eats it anyway, and its replacement.
@@StevenBoudreau You correctly understand his depravity. And his obesity.
Good video. Very thoughtfully edited. Thank you!
Subscription earned. Thank you Patrick.
Steven Seagal is So Deadly, He even killed his own Career!!!
Savage😂
@@streetcone303 hehehe. But it's true. Best jokes are jokes that are based on facts 🤓
All those Yakuza running around Michigan. 😂😂😂
He only lived in Michigan till 5, a Full hr away from Detroit. He grew up in Fullerton, Ca. Orange County 😂 true shit
How else do you think Toyota & Honda were able to get a foothold in the Motor City?
😂😂
super cool video! thank you for the great job!
Dude, you put this together perfectly! Chapeau
Steven Seagal is such a badass that he needs a body double to climb a flight of stairs.
I remember that scene. Hilarious. Right up there with the seated fight scenes.
😂😂😂
😂
No. This is reserved by Biden only!😂
I think you mean Trump with his baby steps complete with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.. or maybe it was the classified documents he had in his bathroom?
He's incredibly lethal with a knife and fork.
He's really good at disarming anyone with a bag of Mac Donald's
@sealijivstanga7 ❤😂😂😂
He spent TWO YEARS learning to punch.
lol
@@BonusHoleNo, regardless of all this and his complete nonsense talk 😂😂. If Steven Seagal's claim about being made to spend two years learning to punch was actually true, then it would have most likely been his teacher teaching him discipline and respect for his teacher while his teacher was observing him to make a decision on whether or not he was going to train him.
I love watching these
I've been binging your entire channel today, from your first video to now. You are doing amazing fucking work, dude. Genuinely admirable!
Wow, wild Eric appeared. See you on the flip side!
"Teach me ur lethal stuff" lmfaooo never gets old
"I've never thought of myself as special. I'm just a simple, clairvoyant, Aikido master CIA operative, who is also a part-time deputy/schnauzer-doodle breeder."
Who is also god
And the Blues.
And taught the blues to BB King
@@manofthewest67yep, a true blues man.
He is also a "healer"
I'm convinced Seagal is the greatest troll to ever live.
nah, just a psychopath who happened to be in the right place at the right time
he taught Anderson Silva so hows he a troll
@@topg-ko6vs did you see that Silva laughed when asked if Seagal taught him that kick?
Silva said he was training that kick years before Seagal trained him.
And a Bonus info: that Side Karate Chop is a TOTAL FAKE MOVE. It is done not with the outside of the hand but the other way, with the knuckles of your thumb.
It's called schizophrenia, actually it's a serious mental ilness and Seagal has it all his life, thats why he thinks he is everything
@@mechica8686 there are different types. Some use thumb side, some use pinky side. The one I was taught using the thumb side is more like a rising strike from down near waist up to head or neck, the pinky ones are sideways from around shoulder height to head or neck. I haven't seen the one he is doing, but would make sense to use pinky for that. Try doing it with the thumb side, it's very awkward.
Van Damn did Steven Seagal walk .. funny AF😂
The way he manages to describe himself everytime he wants to give a bad example of something is truly amazing
At this point, almost half the country is in that boat with him...
Yeah, he's so delusional he lacks any self-awareness whatsoever!
Steven Seagal: "Ask me anything."
Peter Griffin: "How'd you get so fat?"
Joe Swanson: "Anything but that."
Peter Griffin: "You act Asian, you look native American, your last name is Jewish. What are you?"
Cleveland Brown: "A fat."
it is not appropriate to call Seagal fat. The poor word fat only has 3 letters and is completely overwhelmed to express how overweight he is
Video is too funny to watch before bed. The little kid version of you was hilarious.
The running will never get old.
when Steven Seagal runs, he uses his right hand to create a circular motion, which creates a pressure differential which leads to a vortex, which creates both a wormhole which sensei seagal uses to go faster, and a black hole which slows down the person running from him. So no, he doesn't "run like a little girl".
So you're saying that he runs like a black Ho'!
😂😂😂 best description ever
That’s from a research paper at MIT, yes? Excellent analysis my brother…..EXXXCC-EEELL-ENT!
Your duche if u think he's a real fighter he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag duche
He wouldn't dare enter a cage with that akido nonsense 😂
Haha, Van Damme got his walk spot on. 😅😂😅
Fr 😂
Very well made, I enjoyed the hell out of this video
Good job. I really enjoyed your video.
The difference between Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal is that Chuck's wiki page has a section on his philanthropy while Seagal's wiki has a section on his philandering.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't like Chuck Norris one bit, however, unlike Steven seagal, Chuck Norris is an actual martial artist with verifiable fights verifiable belts and has been vouched for by other verifiable fighters.
What’s not to like about the guy. He’s a solid down to earth man.
That was good 👏
Every morning before breakfast, Chuck Norris does Infinity push-ups.
He said he was never a actor, he's been acting all his life!. 😂
He’s still acting in real life.Walking around still thinking he’s Nico that’s out for some Steven segal justice on RUclips
"And I was never an actor either...." The only true statement out of Bullshido's mouth.
Steven spent his life pushing people around. Too bad he never learned to push himself....... away from the dinner table.
nationality part had me dying pat..ending with a computer smash...subrscibed just bc of that
The comments are so worth me clicking on this. I'm crying
lol me too.
@@stevebell4853 Me three!
me four
5 here 😂😂😂
I upvoted yours because it was just what I was thinking. The video is slick, the comments are hilarious.
"Bullshido Master" ? Bro you killed me with that tittle 🤣
Lil fishing 😅
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Its been a thing for at least 15 years. "Water"???😂😂😂😂 bruh you killed me with that word
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ 5:08 you needed to put in the Rocky 4 clip where Drago says, 'if he dies, he dies!' 😂
respect to Segal for the respect and the forethought to mother earth! my love Steven!
Out of all the Steven seagal exposure videos on RUclips this is probably put together the best