How I defeated the “Church” of Scientology..
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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I'm over hydrated
I always stay hydrated
Yes
what do you mean im like a pelican in the sea drinking
Just gamer girl bath water
"I gunned them like it was a school. Because I was teaching them a lesson." They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
typical
@@GAMINGBLAZE ikr such an overused comment format
@@sillycritic9649 yet it will Never not be funny or false
"Be a peli-can, not a peli-can't " - Modest Pelican Gaming, 2019
Damn you I was about to post that 😂
Oh I kinda thought he said "be a peli-can, not a peli-cunt"
Damn! I was about to post that! XD
yea, he said peli-cunt
ORIGINAL COMMENT
I was at starbucks and they asked for my name and I said “modest pelican” and they yelled modest pelican out loud
Edit:the drink was a large water cup with extra ice cubes to stay hydrated
You didn't put whipped cream on your water... pathetic
MrBatman Oi that’s disgusting
Ower priced W A T E R
@@lobsanggemona3671 how do you know if it's disgusting have you tried it
MrBatman bro stop joking around it will taste mad gross
Marcus on that scooter in thoes crocs does put a smile on my face
loves it doesn't he
@@ModestPelican why did u get rid of the baby blue puffer jacket that fitted with the crocs so well
And a little wetness in my pants
As all things should be
I fed people some extremely spicy sandwiches and told them I’d only give them water if they subscribed to Modest Pelican and they did.
There’s no such thing as a small bit of cancer.. NO I I MEAN’T KINDNESS KINDNESS
Everyone who like was someone who was given a sandwich
Water just makes the spice worse! It doesn’t help Lmao
Water is what I breathe when i go scuba diving
The water i breathe is modest pelican branded water
amanda hensley That was not a good joke but I’m still liking
@@mack7235 I will also like
“The drone was like a son to me”
* pulls full length AK out of pants *
I love how when the gang drives up the mountain and assassinates the hiker, Papa Peli casually diverts their car off the hill at 9:46
Oh yeah i didnt notice that lmao
Church of scientology? Pfft
More like church of pelicanoligy, am I right? 😎😎
Church of Hydration
Just woke up 5 minutes ago. Glad to inform u I am very hydrated
More like bore ragnorak
Christian “More like bore ragnorak” Pffft More like bore ragnorak Jim Pickens: Go to other channels influence other channels (*OBEY*) Subscribe to the pelican as well (*OBEY*) The cult will grow, everyone else reading this (*OBEY-ALL*)
Unvoiced Potato Subscribe to call me Kevin *OBEY*
My friend confused a pelican with a pigeon...
He's not my friend anymore
A pigeon is the poor man's pelican
Probably dehydrated too..
@Kira Zurn i’ll get my bb gun, I’ll General Shepard my best friend.
Great vid man, crazy to see how far the channel has come since Battlefield 1 list videos with 20k subs to now.
Appreciate you man. You always comment on literally every video and have been so supportive. Have a great week :)
@@ModestPelican I started watching your videos bout a month ago. I have watched alot though. Sometimes I wonder wonder if it's all written down or from the mind
@@vicity4585 u kinda trailed off a little there, were u saying that
@@godlovesyou1995 rectified it abit. Thanks
Modest Pelican Gaming lmao I used to comment on your vid every day but with a different account but I had school and my job Bc I have to pay out my college tuition
Holy crap 9:40 i literally smiled when lo and behold the gang showed up in the middle of nowhere on a dirt road in the mountains to perform that drive-by hit 😂 So out of place but god that was gloriously hilarious, thank you for that!
“I run in guns blazing like it’s a school..because I’m teaching them a listen they won’t forget”
God tier joke 😂😂 modest pelican is legitimately one of the funniest creators on the platform
WE are Marcus? Are you sure YOURE not making the cult?
0:15 THEY SEE ME ROLLING
I planted a bomb in Harvard’s university and said if they never change everything to pelican themed I will blow the place up because this spreads the good world about you’re channel.
Edited cuz of my gud gramar
thanks mate this really helps spread the good word my Harvard/Acedemic demographic is growing fast.
@@ModestPelican stay hydrated my friend
Soviet Boi Welcome to Mother Russia! The fbi is en route
Modest Pelican Gaming oh my lord my favorite RUclipsd responded you bloody legend I’m crying
Modest Pelican Gaming if u read this stay hydrated my lad u cured my depression (for real)
"I head in there guns blazing, like it was a school" quote of the year
“I head in there guns blazin like it was a school “ had me CRYING
"There's only one good type of torture, which is getting waterboarded, because even though it sucks, at least you stay sufficiently hydrated" 😂
Me:I need to study for English What Am I Doing
RUclips: *Modest Pelican uploaded*
Me:¿que es Ingles?
AmbivalentAxe you typed the first 2 sentences in English bye
Not funny 31 ppl suc ass
@@homersimpson5292 wow it's called a joke
AmbivalentAxe a bad one lol what are you 12?
This type of comment getting so old , cheesy n kinda cringe so stop
If you enjoy this video, please become a video game developer and create a game called “Watch Pelicans”, as this really helps spread the good word of your channel.
Who needs blood, my heart pumps water
Someone do this asap plz.
I love it when Pelican makes super complicated and technical military references like the Reaper drone joke in this vid or the “really sh*t escort joke” in the Doomsday video
Meanwhile , a local barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.🤔
Why
I’ve been having a rough week and this helped me smile
You deserve it
8:43 the lab rat was a game steamer way to get rid of competition
As someone who has been tortured before, water boarding definitely keeps you hydrated😋
Mate you dont know how much you make me laugh, keep up the good work with the channel and please stay hydrated
You drank all their "holy" water and they got dehydrated.
He would never do that
haha 1000iq play of the year
@@ModestPelican you are a true peliKING
I'm drinking a 3 liter bottle of water while watching this to stay hydrated
Me: I'm going to make papa peli proud
Modest Pelican: Go on a date and talk about my utube channel
*Mission Failed Forever Alone*
It's because you and the date were not H Y D R A T E D
I think I’m in love with your sarcasm
Out peli, who art in moisture
RUclips brought thy fame,
You are a pelican,
You are always fun,
On pc or on mobile.
Give us this day,
Not the big gae,
But laughs and memes galore,
And peli we will love you now and evermore.
?
lol
I love how you make a game about a hacker into a game about a mass murdering terrorist.
All those futuristic techs and yet the ultimate solution was a Russian rifle made in the 1940s xD
"I head in there, guns blazing, like it was a school"
-"He was like a son to me, now I run in guns blazing like its a school😂😂😹😹
As a San Francisco resident, that island next to that bridge would make a great base of operations as it’s an abandoned military based complete with bunkers, 2 airplane hangars, and the US sailing team practice facility. Google it it’s called Treasure Island, no joke.
The only water I drink is Pelican Certified Water for Epic Gamers
Remember kids, stay classy while staying hydrated!
11:50 “Registered Democrat”
0:08 I would but that counts as premarital relations and I'm all about that Christian life
I always give Modest Pelican a thumbs up before I even watch the video.
More Watch Dogs 2 please. This game is awesome.
Petition to start a church of pelicans
This guy should have millions of subscribers
Only found him a few days ago and can’t stop watching 😂
We need a Modest Pelican convention. PeliCon 2019 anyone?
Yeah
Crocs have a strap on the back because that's how you activate off-road mode
I am sufficiently hydrated and ready for this video
Hey Peli, now that you have that drone, you can get that suitcase in the yacht from ep1
A question for you: How and from where do you get inspired to make satire comedy continuosly?
Karan K H M Karen, would you like to speak to the manager?
This isn’t satire it’s just sarcasm
bless him [jarom] doesn't know what satire is, lol. I agree with you Karan. He's unbelievably under appreciated as a RUclips comedian. He's excellent, really funny and really enjoyable to listen to. I wish I could be one of his "Boys, Boys, Boys" - "Karan K H M has 3 initials like a serial killer that stays hydrated but just can't help killing old women just to remind the world who's the dominant sex. You don't wanna fuck with Karan K H M"
James Welsh I wasn’t saying I don’t think he’s funny, I agree that modest pelican is hilarious and I love his vids. Just clarifying that most of the jokes I would classify as sarcasm, I wouldn’t classify it as a video that’s satirizing anything.
@@jaromchristensen5598 I understand mate & I deffo wasnt debating whether u find him funny or not. Of course we all find him propa funny, lol. But anyway thanx for replying so I'm not gonna be a dick at all we're all on the same team as such. . . But if u look up satire it includes" ridicule and making fun of. . . & he does that countless times, takin the piss out of rich kids, idiot gamers, trolls ect, the list goes on and on. If you're thinkin of the word satire as in the most common usage which is about politics then fair enough u could argue its not satire (even though he does give the odd mention to president Trump) but with my understanding and Karan's we're well within our right to say (hmmm, that's the wrong word, its totally cool for us to say that) its satire.
You bloody legend!!
Even when I’m sick modest pelican never fails to make me laugh
I ALWAYS LOVE YOUR VIDEOS THANK YOU FOR MAKING HILARIOUS AND GREAT CONTENT 😂👍🏻
I was here before papa peli
Michelle you are a legend, appreciate you :)
I told you
@@ModestPelican trust me that aerial drone can be very effective at causing trouble... people complain about the sjw crap im like "sorry could hear ya over a sjw in-game getting blown sky high by an aerial bomb drop!" hehe!
Just wanna point out that with the correct upgrades your quadcopter drone CAN be used to carry out tactical airstrikes (Remote control tree, the upgrade is the one that lets your drone drop IEDs + maxed out IEDs). Pretty deadly
I'm now sufficiently H Y D R A T E D
excellent news mate you're inspirational
@@ModestPelican it's not easy being the H Y D R A T I O N H E R O
Im the hero people deserve but not need
Fun fact, the OG members of Scientology was really into summoning demons and having members kill themselves and shit, their first headquarters was actually seen on Ghost Adventures and everything since the founder haunted the place and killed her husband
He drank alcohol to escape his problems...literally
5:24 LOLLLLLLLLLL that joke sent my stomach aching bro
11:50 now that is the proper reaction to a democrat XD Make pelicans great again!
“I guess the lesson here is there’s no problem alcohol can’t solve.” Incredible.
7:26
Hej är du också svensk?
1:35 truer words have never been said
They were dehydrated and salty so you had to defeat them
that's it mate we don't stand for that kind of devil's work
Im really glad you are enjoying WD2, hope to see more of it!
Industy proffesionals HATE HIM find out how modest pelican is getting millions hydrated for free
Him when her parents aren’t home
7:35
I went in there guns blazing like a school.
Me:😬
Pelican:I'm teaching a lesson.
Me:good god I wish he wasnet.
"I head in there guns blazing like it was a school." - peli hahah that was dumb
3:47
You just described the Philippine Government right here
5:23 That was a close one, the joke was just saved
5:23 I can't be the only one who thought that joke was gonna taking a dark turn...
I've been sick all day thank you for upploding. Like seriously Thank you!
When Marcus went on the bridge, I had pyrocynical flashbacks
I always talk about modest pelican videos on first dates
It always works
Pelican please keep up these Watch Dogs vids, I love them
Neat vid keep up the good work :)
Btw i loved the part where u got slammed by the motorcycle
Markus full ov pingers hahaha, quality stuff bruh u r a true LEGEND m8!!!
8:43 you made a gang attack a popular game streamer. Wonder how the news would cover this.
I spilled water with extra ice cubes on my PS4 so it peli-CAN stay hydrated.
“Be a pelican not a peli-can’t” *THAT* got me out of bed
Please do more these keep me hydrated
“I go in there gun blazing like it was a school you know because I taught them a lesson” lmfao
3:45, truer words have never been spoken
7:28 I can't believe you didn't make a joke about "that contact"
The dancing part killed me 😂😂
YOU BLOODY LEGEND JUST IN TIME!!!😂
Next intro: if you enjoy this video, Please create a college under the name: MPG (modest pelican gaming) and proceed to use all the money given by students and parents to buy excessive amounts of water for hydration for the homeless as this really helps spread the good word of my channel
Humour is strong in this one
man you should do some standups, your humor is on another level man
0:30 That explanation aroused me to the max... I am self hydrated now 🤤
Shelved 15 Pingers 😭😭😭😭 Absolutely Crying over here. So Funny.
One of your best. The flow was epic. Nice work man
Everytime you upload I get reminded to stay hydrated
@4:34 „ohh already 420, gotta go ✌️ *starts burning*
You made tom cruise cry......................... Thank You.
i love how modest pelican saves his jokes from being "inappropriate" so that youtube cant demonetize his video 😂😂 love the videos bro keep it up 🙏✌
Im loving you watch dogs videos!!
The whole time you were on the bridge I was screaming JUMP!!
The comments are allways golden. Love this community.
Pelicans Rule
During hurricane Dorito I will go out and save the pelicans
I love the watchdogs he is the one that got me into this
Thanks pelican