Clarkson and May Enjoy "Brown Food" Without Hammond 🌭

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @thegrandtour
    @thegrandtour  2 года назад +349

    Check out what else is on The Grand Tour menu 👀 ruclips.net/video/Pf1hNFndi60/видео.html

    • @Wutzmename
      @Wutzmename 2 года назад +6

      *_I have an idea. I'll roll a million pound plus Rimac going too fast through the finish line, forget about the brakes, break my knee, leave a fully engulfed Rimac to fly away in a medical helicopter and have the Grand Tour insurance company refuse to cover you and force the show to use some silly James Hammond mask to drive a really old and expensive Jag ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO EAT SOME LETTUCE?!?_* 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

    • @vilgevorcblack6178
      @vilgevorcblack6178 7 месяцев назад +5

      Pls give nr of episode

    • @alexprost7505
      @alexprost7505 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@vilgevorcblack6178when hammond nearly died, again

    • @Vic-j9p
      @Vic-j9p Месяц назад

      Brown food, brown drink what else do you want.

    • @deanj3016
      @deanj3016 22 дня назад

      🎩💙🍷🖖

  • @YNA_OniiChan
    @YNA_OniiChan 2 года назад +12135

    “Shut up hammond” says it all 🤣

  • @MarcinHopa8
    @MarcinHopa8 2 года назад +6167

    “Brown food, brown drink, calories” It’s so fucking iconic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JoKeR-gt6vq
      @JoKeR-gt6vq 8 месяцев назад +96

      Sometimes he's genius is.. its almost frightening 😢

    • @svn5994
      @svn5994 8 месяцев назад +62

      Intense moaning

    • @altuck4x4
      @altuck4x4 8 месяцев назад +5

      Awesome 👌

    • @j22563
      @j22563 8 месяцев назад +24

      It's the moaning right after it

    • @martinjugolin2087
      @martinjugolin2087 4 месяца назад

      Brown shit

  • @HJW018
    @HJW018 2 года назад +9190

    IJS the two "athletes" who ate the brown food, didn't crash later. Brown food saves lives.

    • @hanklee805
      @hanklee805 2 года назад +176

      Can’t argue with that at all

    • @bryanpotter
      @bryanpotter 2 года назад +53

      Too right mate 🤣🤣💩

    • @ifucturmotha6692
      @ifucturmotha6692 2 года назад +17

      What's brown food?

    • @bryanpotter
      @bryanpotter 2 года назад +56

      None salad. 🍔🥓🥩🌭🍕🌮🥪🥗🥘🍳🥮🍦🍰🎂🥧🍟🍟🍟🍟🍕🍕🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍕🍕🍕🍕🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟😋😋😋mmmmmmmmmm Pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

    • @TheOnlyCappy
      @TheOnlyCappy 2 года назад +7

      True that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nobody1361
    @nobody1361 Год назад +1657

    As I walked over, I saw you two and thought, “Athletes” 😂

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Год назад

      He didn’t mean athletes did he.
      I think he meant tw*ts. 🤣

    • @maximiliandort3489
      @maximiliandort3489 4 месяца назад +17

      Clarkson got roasted harder than anything he's ever eaten

    • @joseleon5181
      @joseleon5181 3 месяца назад +10

      Shut up Hammond 😂😂😂

    • @hitbox_91
      @hitbox_91 2 месяца назад +2

      "Shut up, Hammond." 🥱

  • @D4n1t0o
    @D4n1t0o 2 года назад +1822

    One of my all time favourite trio clips. The way Clarkson says 'brown food, brown drink' is up there with how he says 'hard boiled eggs'' on their Asia trip when Hammond won't eat the bugs.

    • @KaijuComics
      @KaijuComics 2 года назад +42

      So I got you some HAAHD BOILED EGGGSSS

    • @HarrisChoudhry
      @HarrisChoudhry 2 года назад +45

      YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS, OWN NOTHING, AND BE HAPPY

    • @D4n1t0o
      @D4n1t0o 2 года назад +19

      @@HarrisChoudhry Easy, Klaus.

    • @rp5371
      @rp5371 2 года назад +2

      Which episode is this one?

    • @Si_Mondo
      @Si_Mondo Год назад +3

      Yeah! The eggs with the baby birds inside 🤣

  • @andrewdouglas1963
    @andrewdouglas1963 4 месяца назад +211

    The best trio on TV by a mile.
    Thanks to the 3 of you for all the laughs and entertainment through my life.

    • @frankgunner8967
      @frankgunner8967 4 месяца назад +5

      Agreed 👍

    • @Bellend361
      @Bellend361 10 дней назад

      🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👍everyone else who tried to follow the 3 of you,didn’t even get out the starting gate!

  • @whiteplumcat
    @whiteplumcat 2 года назад +3371

    What a nice Rimac. Would be a shame if someone crashed it ...

    • @salmanazam9444
      @salmanazam9444 2 года назад +168

      Also, its such a perfect weather for helicopters.
      Dunno why I said such a random thing, but, you never know...

    • @phillyphakename1255
      @phillyphakename1255 2 года назад +40

      @@salmanazam9444 you know, in the Tour de France, you can rent a helicopter to take you from the side of the race course to your final destination of the day.

    • @salmanazam9444
      @salmanazam9444 2 года назад +10

      @@phillyphakename1255 Really? Wow.

    • @phillyphakename1255
      @phillyphakename1255 2 года назад +24

      @@salmanazam9444 seriously. They land in a field by the side of the road, there's like 4-8 helicopters depending on the day. They fly you out to see the tour go by, then fly you like an hour up the road, you watch the tour go by, they fly you up the road, you watch the tour go by, etc, then they take you home.
      You can usually see the Tour go by 4-5 times in a single day/stage via the helicopters, all while getting a helicopter tour of the beautiful French countryside. Pretty awesome, I suspect.

    • @nothingelseyt4340
      @nothingelseyt4340 2 года назад +24

      @@salmanazam9444 he's also wearing some nice pants, it'd be a shame if someone did something to them

  • @XDRONIN
    @XDRONIN 2 года назад +2607

    An Actual Fact,
    "Brown" food, or just Food, will allow you to break quicker on corners, and we know because 2 out of 3 people in this video will be able to break around corners. 🤔

    • @RalphMouline
      @RalphMouline 2 года назад +193

      you mean brake. 1 of 3 people did break around the corner. break the car and their leg, that is

    • @XDRONIN
      @XDRONIN 2 года назад +13

      @@RalphMouline
      yes, thank you 🤣🤣

    • @__lasevix_
      @__lasevix_ 2 года назад +18

      *Breaks car*
      Dammit, I knew that sandwich was evil!

    • @theanxious
      @theanxious 2 года назад +4

      *brake 🤣

    • @forkboy3309
      @forkboy3309 2 года назад +4

      interesting comment in light of a recent event

  • @jimbardony2329
    @jimbardony2329 Месяц назад +38

    These guys are a british treasure....

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 2 года назад +134

    May frantically gesturing at the condiments will never not be funny

  • @Chris-sj6dd
    @Chris-sj6dd 2 года назад +474

    "shut up Hammond"🤣🤣💀💀

    • @Unga_Bunga
      @Unga_Bunga 15 дней назад +1

      Bro said that in the video 💀

  • @Titowarthunder
    @Titowarthunder 2 года назад +1032

    "they don't lettuce load"

    • @monkeytheo
      @monkeytheo Год назад +15

      So you've really watched that video, haven't you!? Amazing.

    • @putinstea
      @putinstea 4 месяца назад +2

      Wdym they were allowed to load.

  • @damarcuscolfer1485
    @damarcuscolfer1485 Год назад +160

    Jeremy's voice is so fantastic.

    • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
      @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 4 месяца назад +16

      This is a good point and I've never thought about it before. I'd say he should do audio books but it's TOO strong of a voice, you'd be listening to Pride and Prejudice imagining all the characters as Jeremy Clarkson.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 4 месяца назад +12

      @@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat You act like that's a bad thing. More Clarkson is never a bad thing.

  • @toolman9081
    @toolman9081 2 года назад +146

    Moments later, Hammond starts the fire to cook more brown food

  • @Dinosaurman34
    @Dinosaurman34 Год назад +179

    Brown food
    Brown sauce
    Brown drink
    The food of the Gods

  • @andrewleblanc1855
    @andrewleblanc1855 Месяц назад +17

    It's the ketchup all over Clarkson's face for me lolololol, just continually gets more and more messy each time you see him.

  • @plummet3860
    @plummet3860 4 месяца назад +42

    the older they get the more clarkson and may become alike and hammond is the outcast

  • @HRHooChicken
    @HRHooChicken 4 месяца назад +5

    That was the most heartfelt ‘shut up Hammond’ I’ve ever heard

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 4 месяца назад +16

    "Ahh... Brown food, brown drink... Calories..." Brits and Americans share more than you know

  • @user-pe9qg3hg3k
    @user-pe9qg3hg3k 5 месяцев назад +14

    these three are the best presenting trio ever brought to our screens. You're welcome to either agree, or be wrong.

    • @tgwcl6194
      @tgwcl6194 4 месяца назад +1

      Agreeeeeeed!!!

    • @k.schmitt1064
      @k.schmitt1064 16 дней назад

      Very very very MUCH AGREEEEEEEEEED!!!

  • @NickMartinez-l9t
    @NickMartinez-l9t 4 месяца назад +109

    Moments before lives changed

    • @gsesquire3441
      @gsesquire3441 4 месяца назад

      What happened?

    • @Frontier_Rifleman
      @Frontier_Rifleman 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@gsesquire3441 🤦‍♂️ hammond ends up crashing and spinning off the hill at the end of the race... just watch the show

    • @aldocort3418
      @aldocort3418 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Frontier_RiflemanAre you an apex predator? 😂😂👍

  • @Flapsupnolights
    @Flapsupnolights 10 месяцев назад +26

    Anything with these three goons in, is pure TV gold. Brilliant. 👍🏼

  • @andyetheridge
    @andyetheridge 4 месяца назад +184

    May…”shut up Hammond”😂

  • @SoSarchastic
    @SoSarchastic 4 месяца назад +84

    “I’m actually shaking, I’m so excited”

    • @idkeither37
      @idkeither37 4 месяца назад +11

      Also known as low blood sugar

  • @SpiiiiiceeMAN
    @SpiiiiiceeMAN 2 года назад +148

    2 grandpas eating together while a kid arrives

  • @the_autism_express
    @the_autism_express 2 года назад +255

    Jeremy: "he (Richard) won't have the energy to drive up the hill."
    Richard: **actually doesn't have the energy to brake properly**

  • @Bopha.11
    @Bopha.11 2 года назад +26

    Breakfast.
    Actual food.
    Brown food.

  • @MarcinHopa8
    @MarcinHopa8 2 года назад +21

    “Shut up, Hammond” 🤣🤣😄😄😄🤣🤣

  • @pevvyndrake
    @pevvyndrake 4 месяца назад +3

    Not scripted but comedic timing like the office. Kudos to the editing team !!

  • @wd99999
    @wd99999 5 месяцев назад +18

    “Athletes” 😂 my favourite line of the series

  • @carolpaterson122
    @carolpaterson122 2 месяца назад +2

    British humour, best in the world

  • @markheywood8236
    @markheywood8236 3 месяца назад +3

    Sometimes your body just cries out for carbs. At that point a chip butty with salt, vinegar and ketchup is the only answer.

  • @The-Audi-driver
    @The-Audi-driver Год назад +3

    These 3 work together because of how they speak to each other.

  • @Jay-ql4gp
    @Jay-ql4gp 2 года назад +31

    I still laugh so hard at this scene.

    • @JW--dc8ri
      @JW--dc8ri 2 года назад +3

      BROWN FOOD

    • @tjtheedge29
      @tjtheedge29 2 месяца назад

      BROWN DRINK ​@@JW--dc8ri

  • @allanbyallas7546
    @allanbyallas7546 10 месяцев назад +3

    ‘Shut up Hammond’…… One of the truly great sayings. 👍👍👏👏👏

  • @carryhall2043
    @carryhall2043 5 месяцев назад +43

    ❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😅😅😅Omg...the ketchup on both of their faces is priceless. 😅😅😅

  • @kgk7987
    @kgk7987 6 месяцев назад +11

    Brown food is one of my new expressions.

  • @kylefarrell849
    @kylefarrell849 2 года назад +10

    Love the "shut up hammond"

  • @bencurran3204
    @bencurran3204 10 месяцев назад +3

    dont attempt to tease may at breakfast its sacred to him

  • @goloje6744
    @goloje6744 2 года назад +10

    Hammond should’ve joined them eating the brown food. He probably wouldn’t have crashed then

  • @xpndblhero5170
    @xpndblhero5170 2 года назад +10

    Nothing a single person says is gonna stop me from enjoying my "brown food".... LoL

  • @CODJackYT
    @CODJackYT 2 года назад +17

    This is the reason he crashed. He didn't "Carb Load" 😂😂

  • @slickstrings
    @slickstrings Год назад +10

    Id never thought about it before, but brown food is the best tasting.

  • @TrevorScanlan
    @TrevorScanlan Год назад +8

    I need another decade of this, so you have your assignment. Carry on

  • @charlie891
    @charlie891 2 года назад +2

    the excitement from these two are actually palpable

  • @Jay_76
    @Jay_76 4 месяца назад +18

    I don't remember which TV chef said it but, "Brown Food Tastes Good!".

    • @STdoubleDs
      @STdoubleDs 4 месяца назад

      The lady with Guy Fieri hair. Anne Burrell

  • @aleksandaraleksic4067
    @aleksandaraleksic4067 4 месяца назад +1

    Well, two of them didn't crash! Brown food rules!

  • @ashraf2661
    @ashraf2661 Год назад +14

    Made me sooo hungry !!..even though I've just had my evening dinner !!

    • @VMM34
      @VMM34 Год назад

      It's called your tea, not your dinner! How posh are you!

    • @FriendlyHomie
      @FriendlyHomie 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@VMM34 this person probably isn't British

  • @NegativeNumbers427
    @NegativeNumbers427 2 года назад +2

    Hammond didn't have the strength to press the brakes.

  • @christopherv5781
    @christopherv5781 2 года назад +9

    The friggin background is like a beautiful picture, those little houses on the hills

  • @Str8outtahdub
    @Str8outtahdub 10 месяцев назад +16

    As I walked over I thought athletes 😂
    Best line ever....

  • @juvinho2866
    @juvinho2866 Месяц назад +3

    " They don't lettuce load!! " 😂😂😂😂

  • @VashGames
    @VashGames 2 года назад +6

    Like a dying person in the desert finding ice cold water. Reminds me of the episode where the trio finally get some drinks

  • @voodoo7008
    @voodoo7008 2 года назад +61

    Brown food is good food. I’m heating up brown leftovers as I type this. Looking forward to my brown food. My drink is white though, lol.

  • @high1voltage1rules
    @high1voltage1rules 2 года назад +10

    I JUST LOVE THESE GUYS!! Absolute LEGENDS 🥰👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @mygetawayart
    @mygetawayart 7 месяцев назад +2

    this is by far the most iconic scene of the show.

  • @半中国人兄弟
    @半中国人兄弟 8 месяцев назад +5

    Remember lads, brown food saves lives.

  • @p1rmcbacon463
    @p1rmcbacon463 4 месяца назад +1

    I must of fallen asleep at this part I've watched the show from season 2 till they got fired and all of grand tour like 3 times over and don't remember this part lol 😂

  • @williamlong7188
    @williamlong7188 4 месяца назад +4

    Love those 3 guys so amazingly funny..

  • @gooldii1
    @gooldii1 Месяц назад +1

    "You are, what you eat"!

  • @Jasondog375
    @Jasondog375 2 года назад +5

    This is a British moment for sure

  • @Borexz
    @Borexz 2 месяца назад +1

    nothing better them "Brown food, Brown drink"

  • @mrbudsky
    @mrbudsky 2 года назад +78

    So is the reason why Hammond crashed because he didn't eat Brown Food?

  • @williamphillips939
    @williamphillips939 Месяц назад

    No one will ever be a better group of three no matter how hard they try

  • @quinntaylor1170
    @quinntaylor1170 Год назад +8

    That’s the most British spread I’ve ever seen

  • @mostafaalnage8878
    @mostafaalnage8878 2 года назад +2

    I didnt think watching two old man eating food could be that funy

  • @mikewatts1533
    @mikewatts1533 9 месяцев назад +6

    I don't know what hammond's problem is because that stuff looks really good.

  • @305306
    @305306 4 месяца назад +1

    It's the van driver Jeremy really held it in 😂😂😂

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake 2 года назад +3

    "He won't have the energy to drive up the hill"
    No but he managed to go *down* the hill quite effectively.

    • @petertoth3477
      @petertoth3477 Год назад

      Yeah, he and especially the Rimac were on *fire*

  • @justinwhite4274
    @justinwhite4274 13 дней назад +1

    Hope we still see them at Clarksons Farm!

  • @captain_del_raven
    @captain_del_raven 9 месяцев назад +5

    Wow look at that cool looking car on the back of his trailer, I'm sure it will be very fast and win the hill climb without anything going wrong

  • @christopherrapczynski204
    @christopherrapczynski204 Год назад +2

    It never realized how much food was brown until this clip, it's been in my subconscious ever since

  • @Sean-yj4wq
    @Sean-yj4wq 9 месяцев назад +13

    I had no idea how much i needed to hear Jeremy say *"c a l o r i e s"*

  • @mounirabbane4946
    @mounirabbane4946 Год назад +5

    Shut up Hammond 😂😂😂

  • @lindanewton666
    @lindanewton666 2 года назад +5

    I absolutely love Grand Tour, OMG I laugh my a** off. This is the MOST funniest show I have ever seen. I don't laugh at shows to often but Grand Tour, my sides ache,🤣🤣 with tears in my eyes. Damn and the cars...... 😳I need to get me an Aston Martin. Check out Clarkson Farm. Hilarious!!!!!! You guys are awesome 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus 4 месяца назад +3

    This may be one of the most English things I’ve seen and I can’t stop laughing.

  • @BlackStar2161
    @BlackStar2161 2 года назад +47

    Carb loading means you'll add more fat, which will lower the car's centre of gravity and means you won't go upside down. Facts.

  • @akinlabiseunemmanuel
    @akinlabiseunemmanuel 4 месяца назад +1

    These 3 could film themselves saying nothing and is still get a trip 😂

  • @Geewee28h
    @Geewee28h 2 года назад +3

    Turns out he didn't have the energy to press the brake pedal.

  • @GoodHunter89
    @GoodHunter89 10 месяцев назад +1

    That "Broooown Foooood" 😂 i felt that

  • @MotorTorq_ZA
    @MotorTorq_ZA 2 года назад +5

    Brown food and building brown bricks in Minecraft 😂

  • @bradwallace5443
    @bradwallace5443 2 года назад +2

    These guys are all my friends and I e never even met them.. even though the first episode of the grand tour was filmed in my city.

  • @spacehobo1095
    @spacehobo1095 4 месяца назад +4

    Nothin better than a plate of Hot Brown and a glass of Cold Yellow

  • @udayprime
    @udayprime 7 месяцев назад +2

    Turned out hammond had the most energy, he didn't even stop at the finishing line

  • @maxforbes4582
    @maxforbes4582 2 года назад +4

    A few hours later the Rimac was a brown car

  • @Lemonade__1110
    @Lemonade__1110 2 года назад +2

    The houses at the background, interesting and look amazing place to live🍃

  • @MrJoel9679
    @MrJoel9679 2 года назад +4

    Clarkson sounds like a troll from The Hobbit. Next thing “Brown food, brown drink” turns into a jig.

  • @collinsfreedman832
    @collinsfreedman832 6 месяцев назад +1

    Shaking due to excitement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lazyryan26
    @lazyryan26 10 месяцев назад +3

    That “shut up Hammond” gave me mayor shut up Meg vibes

  • @MothusiMphathi
    @MothusiMphathi 25 дней назад

    The most iconic trio in television history 💯💪🏽🫡

  • @c63w204W
    @c63w204W 2 года назад +6

    Carb load helps you brake after seeing "FINISH" board

  • @weesgaming7021
    @weesgaming7021 10 месяцев назад +1

    The sounds they made before eating were hilarious!

  • @morganspencer-churchill2136
    @morganspencer-churchill2136 10 месяцев назад +4

    “He won’t have the energy to drive up the hill”
    Narrator: “He had the energy to drive up the hill”

  • @killzbodiez007
    @killzbodiez007 21 день назад

    I’m so gonna miss these guys

  • @michaelellams9105
    @michaelellams9105 2 года назад +12

    "Shut up Hammond shut up Meg" same intensity.

  • @ricochet243
    @ricochet243 20 дней назад

    Just watched the last Grand Tour - I’m gonna miss those guys

  • @ismarwinkelman5648
    @ismarwinkelman5648 2 года назад +7

    Those chips look amazing

  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks 9 месяцев назад +2

    Those würst look fabulous.
    Great choice with mustard and ketchup.

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 16 дней назад

      Sausages .. it’s not Germany

  • @jeremyanderson2081
    @jeremyanderson2081 2 года назад +11

    "They don't lettuce load."