*_I have an idea. I'll roll a million pound plus Rimac going too fast through the finish line, forget about the brakes, break my knee, leave a fully engulfed Rimac to fly away in a medical helicopter and have the Grand Tour insurance company refuse to cover you and force the show to use some silly James Hammond mask to drive a really old and expensive Jag ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO EAT SOME LETTUCE?!?_* 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
One of my all time favourite trio clips. The way Clarkson says 'brown food, brown drink' is up there with how he says 'hard boiled eggs'' on their Asia trip when Hammond won't eat the bugs.
@@salmanazam9444 you know, in the Tour de France, you can rent a helicopter to take you from the side of the race course to your final destination of the day.
@@salmanazam9444 seriously. They land in a field by the side of the road, there's like 4-8 helicopters depending on the day. They fly you out to see the tour go by, then fly you like an hour up the road, you watch the tour go by, they fly you up the road, you watch the tour go by, etc, then they take you home. You can usually see the Tour go by 4-5 times in a single day/stage via the helicopters, all while getting a helicopter tour of the beautiful French countryside. Pretty awesome, I suspect.
An Actual Fact, "Brown" food, or just Food, will allow you to break quicker on corners, and we know because 2 out of 3 people in this video will be able to break around corners. 🤔
This is a good point and I've never thought about it before. I'd say he should do audio books but it's TOO strong of a voice, you'd be listening to Pride and Prejudice imagining all the characters as Jeremy Clarkson.
I must of fallen asleep at this part I've watched the show from season 2 till they got fired and all of grand tour like 3 times over and don't remember this part lol 😂
I absolutely love Grand Tour, OMG I laugh my a** off. This is the MOST funniest show I have ever seen. I don't laugh at shows to often but Grand Tour, my sides ache,🤣🤣 with tears in my eyes. Damn and the cars...... 😳I need to get me an Aston Martin. Check out Clarkson Farm. Hilarious!!!!!! You guys are awesome 👍👍👍👍👍
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*_I have an idea. I'll roll a million pound plus Rimac going too fast through the finish line, forget about the brakes, break my knee, leave a fully engulfed Rimac to fly away in a medical helicopter and have the Grand Tour insurance company refuse to cover you and force the show to use some silly James Hammond mask to drive a really old and expensive Jag ALL BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO EAT SOME LETTUCE?!?_* 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
Pls give nr of episode
@@vilgevorcblack6178when hammond nearly died, again
Brown food, brown drink what else do you want.
🎩💙🍷🖖
“Shut up hammond” says it all 🤣
ikr.
Don't talk to a man when he's eating, let alone insult him
Yep…sums it all up.
@@darylcastillo1439 Yeah but actually no.
He's just a little bundle of sticks that can't control anything.
“Brown food, brown drink, calories” It’s so fucking iconic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes he's genius is.. its almost frightening 😢
Intense moaning
Awesome 👌
It's the moaning right after it
Brown shit
IJS the two "athletes" who ate the brown food, didn't crash later. Brown food saves lives.
Can’t argue with that at all
Too right mate 🤣🤣💩
What's brown food?
None salad. 🍔🥓🥩🌭🍕🌮🥪🥗🥘🍳🥮🍦🍰🎂🥧🍟🍟🍟🍟🍕🍕🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍕🍕🍕🍕🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍟🍟🍟🍟🍟😋😋😋mmmmmmmmmm Pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕
True that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As I walked over, I saw you two and thought, “Athletes” 😂
He didn’t mean athletes did he.
I think he meant tw*ts. 🤣
Clarkson got roasted harder than anything he's ever eaten
Shut up Hammond 😂😂😂
"Shut up, Hammond." 🥱
One of my all time favourite trio clips. The way Clarkson says 'brown food, brown drink' is up there with how he says 'hard boiled eggs'' on their Asia trip when Hammond won't eat the bugs.
So I got you some HAAHD BOILED EGGGSSS
YOU WILL EAT THE BUGS, OWN NOTHING, AND BE HAPPY
@@HarrisChoudhry Easy, Klaus.
Which episode is this one?
Yeah! The eggs with the baby birds inside 🤣
The best trio on TV by a mile.
Thanks to the 3 of you for all the laughs and entertainment through my life.
Agreed 👍
🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👍everyone else who tried to follow the 3 of you,didn’t even get out the starting gate!
What a nice Rimac. Would be a shame if someone crashed it ...
Also, its such a perfect weather for helicopters.
Dunno why I said such a random thing, but, you never know...
@@salmanazam9444 you know, in the Tour de France, you can rent a helicopter to take you from the side of the race course to your final destination of the day.
@@phillyphakename1255 Really? Wow.
@@salmanazam9444 seriously. They land in a field by the side of the road, there's like 4-8 helicopters depending on the day. They fly you out to see the tour go by, then fly you like an hour up the road, you watch the tour go by, they fly you up the road, you watch the tour go by, etc, then they take you home.
You can usually see the Tour go by 4-5 times in a single day/stage via the helicopters, all while getting a helicopter tour of the beautiful French countryside. Pretty awesome, I suspect.
@@salmanazam9444 he's also wearing some nice pants, it'd be a shame if someone did something to them
An Actual Fact,
"Brown" food, or just Food, will allow you to break quicker on corners, and we know because 2 out of 3 people in this video will be able to break around corners. 🤔
you mean brake. 1 of 3 people did break around the corner. break the car and their leg, that is
@@RalphMouline
yes, thank you 🤣🤣
*Breaks car*
Dammit, I knew that sandwich was evil!
*brake 🤣
interesting comment in light of a recent event
These guys are a british treasure....
And one that hasn't been stolen. Truly unique.
May frantically gesturing at the condiments will never not be funny
"shut up Hammond"🤣🤣💀💀
Bro said that in the video 💀
"they don't lettuce load"
So you've really watched that video, haven't you!? Amazing.
Wdym they were allowed to load.
Jeremy's voice is so fantastic.
This is a good point and I've never thought about it before. I'd say he should do audio books but it's TOO strong of a voice, you'd be listening to Pride and Prejudice imagining all the characters as Jeremy Clarkson.
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat You act like that's a bad thing. More Clarkson is never a bad thing.
Moments later, Hammond starts the fire to cook more brown food
Brown food
Brown sauce
Brown drink
The food of the Gods
It's the ketchup all over Clarkson's face for me lolololol, just continually gets more and more messy each time you see him.
the older they get the more clarkson and may become alike and hammond is the outcast
That was the most heartfelt ‘shut up Hammond’ I’ve ever heard
"Ahh... Brown food, brown drink... Calories..." Brits and Americans share more than you know
these three are the best presenting trio ever brought to our screens. You're welcome to either agree, or be wrong.
Agreeeeeeed!!!
Very very very MUCH AGREEEEEEEEEED!!!
Moments before lives changed
What happened?
@gsesquire3441 🤦♂️ hammond ends up crashing and spinning off the hill at the end of the race... just watch the show
@@Frontier_RiflemanAre you an apex predator? 😂😂👍
Anything with these three goons in, is pure TV gold. Brilliant. 👍🏼
May…”shut up Hammond”😂
“I’m actually shaking, I’m so excited”
Also known as low blood sugar
2 grandpas eating together while a kid arrives
Jeremy: "he (Richard) won't have the energy to drive up the hill."
Richard: **actually doesn't have the energy to brake properly**
Dude
That’s more of a concentration issue really.
@@shriharihudlifair point
@@shriharihudlihe was probably distracted due to a lack of carbs 😂
Breakfast.
Actual food.
Brown food.
“Shut up, Hammond” 🤣🤣😄😄😄🤣🤣
Not scripted but comedic timing like the office. Kudos to the editing team !!
“Athletes” 😂 my favourite line of the series
British humour, best in the world
Sometimes your body just cries out for carbs. At that point a chip butty with salt, vinegar and ketchup is the only answer.
These 3 work together because of how they speak to each other.
I still laugh so hard at this scene.
BROWN FOOD
BROWN DRINK @@JW--dc8ri
‘Shut up Hammond’…… One of the truly great sayings. 👍👍👏👏👏
❤❤❤😂😂😂😊😅😅😅Omg...the ketchup on both of their faces is priceless. 😅😅😅
Brown food is one of my new expressions.
Love the "shut up hammond"
dont attempt to tease may at breakfast its sacred to him
Hammond should’ve joined them eating the brown food. He probably wouldn’t have crashed then
Nothing a single person says is gonna stop me from enjoying my "brown food".... LoL
This is the reason he crashed. He didn't "Carb Load" 😂😂
Id never thought about it before, but brown food is the best tasting.
I need another decade of this, so you have your assignment. Carry on
the excitement from these two are actually palpable
I don't remember which TV chef said it but, "Brown Food Tastes Good!".
The lady with Guy Fieri hair. Anne Burrell
Well, two of them didn't crash! Brown food rules!
Made me sooo hungry !!..even though I've just had my evening dinner !!
It's called your tea, not your dinner! How posh are you!
@@VMM34 this person probably isn't British
Hammond didn't have the strength to press the brakes.
The friggin background is like a beautiful picture, those little houses on the hills
As I walked over I thought athletes 😂
Best line ever....
" They don't lettuce load!! " 😂😂😂😂
Like a dying person in the desert finding ice cold water. Reminds me of the episode where the trio finally get some drinks
Brown food is good food. I’m heating up brown leftovers as I type this. Looking forward to my brown food. My drink is white though, lol.
I JUST LOVE THESE GUYS!! Absolute LEGENDS 🥰👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
this is by far the most iconic scene of the show.
Remember lads, brown food saves lives.
I must of fallen asleep at this part I've watched the show from season 2 till they got fired and all of grand tour like 3 times over and don't remember this part lol 😂
Love those 3 guys so amazingly funny..
"You are, what you eat"!
This is a British moment for sure
nothing better them "Brown food, Brown drink"
So is the reason why Hammond crashed because he didn't eat Brown Food?
No one will ever be a better group of three no matter how hard they try
That’s the most British spread I’ve ever seen
I didnt think watching two old man eating food could be that funy
I don't know what hammond's problem is because that stuff looks really good.
It's the van driver Jeremy really held it in 😂😂😂
"He won't have the energy to drive up the hill"
No but he managed to go *down* the hill quite effectively.
Yeah, he and especially the Rimac were on *fire*
Hope we still see them at Clarksons Farm!
Wow look at that cool looking car on the back of his trailer, I'm sure it will be very fast and win the hill climb without anything going wrong
It never realized how much food was brown until this clip, it's been in my subconscious ever since
I had no idea how much i needed to hear Jeremy say *"c a l o r i e s"*
Shut up Hammond 😂😂😂
I absolutely love Grand Tour, OMG I laugh my a** off. This is the MOST funniest show I have ever seen. I don't laugh at shows to often but Grand Tour, my sides ache,🤣🤣 with tears in my eyes. Damn and the cars...... 😳I need to get me an Aston Martin. Check out Clarkson Farm. Hilarious!!!!!! You guys are awesome 👍👍👍👍👍
This may be one of the most English things I’ve seen and I can’t stop laughing.
Carb loading means you'll add more fat, which will lower the car's centre of gravity and means you won't go upside down. Facts.
These 3 could film themselves saying nothing and is still get a trip 😂
Turns out he didn't have the energy to press the brake pedal.
That "Broooown Foooood" 😂 i felt that
Brown food and building brown bricks in Minecraft 😂
These guys are all my friends and I e never even met them.. even though the first episode of the grand tour was filmed in my city.
Nothin better than a plate of Hot Brown and a glass of Cold Yellow
Turned out hammond had the most energy, he didn't even stop at the finishing line
A few hours later the Rimac was a brown car
The houses at the background, interesting and look amazing place to live🍃
Clarkson sounds like a troll from The Hobbit. Next thing “Brown food, brown drink” turns into a jig.
Shaking due to excitement 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That “shut up Hammond” gave me mayor shut up Meg vibes
The most iconic trio in television history 💯💪🏽🫡
Carb load helps you brake after seeing "FINISH" board
The sounds they made before eating were hilarious!
“He won’t have the energy to drive up the hill”
Narrator: “He had the energy to drive up the hill”
I’m so gonna miss these guys
"Shut up Hammond shut up Meg" same intensity.
Just watched the last Grand Tour - I’m gonna miss those guys
Those chips look amazing
Those würst look fabulous.
Great choice with mustard and ketchup.
Sausages .. it’s not Germany
"They don't lettuce load."