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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @TopGear
    @TopGear  4 года назад +1716

    Want to see more from Top Gear? Here's a track battle between a fire engine and an ambulance: ruclips.net/video/c1YTFZ73O6E/видео.html

  • @johnmorgan4368
    @johnmorgan4368 5 лет назад +13438

    It's basically a cross between a riding lawnmower and an Iron Man suit.

    • @FiveofEyes
      @FiveofEyes 5 лет назад +314

      The Mark 1 Mower

    • @Finzun
      @Finzun 5 лет назад +165

      IronMower 3000

    • @paveldaddy
      @paveldaddy 5 лет назад +72

      Except it looks like a complete deathtrap💀💀💀

    • @altros__
      @altros__ 5 лет назад +33

      R2-d2?

    • @rumbei6944
      @rumbei6944 5 лет назад +9

      John Morgan r/underratedcomments

  • @UndercookTheOnions
    @UndercookTheOnions 4 года назад +5537

    0:35
    Hammond: You're gonna test a car that you built?
    Clarkson: 𝓨𝓮𝓼.

    • @thehammurabichode7994
      @thehammurabichode7994 4 года назад +187

      That's perfect. Also, 1:51 for a Top Tier "yes" 6:24

    • @tunkunrunk
      @tunkunrunk 4 года назад +32

      Mister Bean would have been a good test pilot

    • @loganwilkens973
      @loganwilkens973 4 года назад +38

      BRITISH YES
      BRITISH YES

    • @-.-3417
      @-.-3417 4 года назад +9

      And despite jeremy built that he still crushed less time thaht hammond

    • @lessons_in_tanya
      @lessons_in_tanya 3 года назад +7

      it sounded like he burped as he was saying it

  • @saketatreya8607
    @saketatreya8607 4 года назад +11098

    Women: Men with big cars are overcompensating
    Jeremy:

    • @Misha-dr9rh
      @Misha-dr9rh 4 года назад +77

      @@michelleobama3013 Care to elaborate your reasoning for that insult?

    • @michelleobama3013
      @michelleobama3013 4 года назад +5

      Misha600 what do you care?

    • @michelleobama3013
      @michelleobama3013 4 года назад +2

      Santa Claus stop harassing me, Jesus christ

    • @bullet996
      @bullet996 4 года назад +107

      @@michelleobama3013 you got called out bro so answer the man

    • @pontiff7322
      @pontiff7322 4 года назад +126

      @@michelleobama3013 he clearly is just asking a question, stop being such an oversensitive little wimp just because you made a mistake online. Nobody really cares. You'd fade out of memory in like 50 seconds replaced by some generic animal video if you didn't act like a child. right now you are essentially shining a great big spotlight on yourself going "LOOK AT ME, I'M ANGRY AND SHAMEFUL ALSO DON'T PICK ON ME" 4/10 misguided and sad, lacks the gall of a troll & has the cohesiveness of an old lunatic yelling at clouds

  • @jaymac7203
    @jaymac7203 2 года назад +2799

    For anyone not aware a P45 is a form given to you by an employer when he fires you 😭 lol

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Год назад +64

      ooh

    • @gg2324
      @gg2324 Год назад +64

      James may has had a lot of p45 then

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 Год назад +72

      Yeah. With Clarkson fired, that cliche aged well.

    • @buttnutt
      @buttnutt Год назад +29

      ​@MrSupercar55 and the wider public "fired" Top Gear as a thing they watch lol
      Wasn't a smart move was it?

    • @rdt1104
      @rdt1104 Год назад +3

      Is that before the UB40 form?

  • @dasc0yne
    @dasc0yne 4 года назад +31007

    So it's a wheelchair with armor.

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 4 года назад +1375

      silver chariot's new requiem form

    • @jusk2ru
      @jusk2ru 4 года назад +191

      @WHATS YOURSOC You must be a fun guy at parties.

    • @rtxkujo3455
      @rtxkujo3455 4 года назад +125

      AmberMetalicScorpion NANI A JOJO REFERANCE

    • @AmberMetallicScorpion
      @AmberMetallicScorpion 4 года назад +122

      @@rtxkujo3455 of course, after all. This post was made by me, DIO

    • @kpe6600
      @kpe6600 4 года назад +7

      WHATS YOURSOC u are probably inbred

  • @funniestpigeon6214
    @funniestpigeon6214 4 года назад +5669

    When you crash in this car your bones don’t break, they shatter.

    • @jacksonjolley6187
      @jacksonjolley6187 3 года назад +34

      Jamaica we have a bobsled team.

    • @MasterChef-ux3gk
      @MasterChef-ux3gk 3 года назад +6

      @@jacksonjolley6187 yessir :)

    • @armonmosadegh5356
      @armonmosadegh5356 3 года назад +12

      @@jacksonjolley6187 I'm going to watch this movie now holy crap that really was a good movie

    • @florians9949
      @florians9949 3 года назад +4

      If I have a carcrash with that car, my bones are the last of my worries.

    • @surzaw3987
      @surzaw3987 3 года назад +4

      @@armonmosadegh5356 I remember watching that movie in class in 7th grade it was fucking great

  • @sean..L
    @sean..L 3 года назад +5057

    Finally, a car that you can wear.

  • @kiprasdainovskis5495
    @kiprasdainovskis5495 2 года назад +652

    7:11 that smile he gives while demonstrating the power of his creation deserves to be preserved in a museum

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 3 года назад +3615

    4:28 I love how even in his fear, he instinctively recognises makes and models

    • @floatingnecc4842
      @floatingnecc4842 3 года назад +37

      What top geer does to a mf

    • @Kalash74
      @Kalash74 3 года назад +235

      i mean everyone can recognise the citroen picasso, its the ugliest car on the road

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 2 года назад +84

      Ahhh a VAN

    • @Servantofthearts
      @Servantofthearts 2 года назад +6

      @@Kalash74 I cant

    • @Kalash74
      @Kalash74 2 года назад +6

      @@Servantofthearts damn

  • @DeadPollo
    @DeadPollo 4 года назад +12518

    Imagine being stuck in traffic and being surpassed by this thing

  • @zyanidwarfare5634
    @zyanidwarfare5634 2 года назад +2972

    I love how as he drove around, he always had a ton of traffic behind him

    • @johnlucas2838
      @johnlucas2838 2 года назад +151

      They're either watching the guy in awe or in terror.

    • @carguy1697
      @carguy1697 2 года назад +244

      The three idiots literally terrorize The Uk in every episode and it’s the best

    • @timwarriner38
      @timwarriner38 Год назад +6

      Not as much as a Renault Twizy though let's be honest.

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti Год назад +46

      ​@@littlemonsters19dyoutube? Whats your age bro? You know what cable television means? Lol

    • @stevefilms1997
      @stevefilms1997 Год назад +8

      @@littlemonsters19d his speed isn’t that slow, they’re limited by the speed limit anyway.

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 2 года назад +904

    Jeremy getting too scared driving the P-45 on the highway and taking up a coach’s wheelchair compartment just to get into town easier is the most Jeremy Clarkson move of all time, in every sense

    • @blargcoster
      @blargcoster 2 месяца назад

      I'm willing to bet they rented out the coach.

  • @Arstotzkan_Government
    @Arstotzkan_Government 4 года назад +3161

    Everyone: who do you think is the best transformer?
    Me:

    • @naejin
      @naejin 4 года назад +33

      Seriously, this doesn't seem so far off to becoming Spike's Exo-Suit.

    • @Cent_Reviews
      @Cent_Reviews 4 года назад +14

      No joke someone in a discord server I’m in 3D printed a transformer of this

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 4 года назад +5

      He’s tankor from beast wars

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 3 года назад

      Clarkson.

    • @johnnyh6355
      @johnnyh6355 3 года назад +7

      Clarksontron

  • @giftycustom5560
    @giftycustom5560 4 года назад +6270

    "I'm barely seeing any traffic at all"
    Sir, you are the traffic

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 3 года назад +188

      Oh look, you got the joke

    • @3beansplease802
      @3beansplease802 3 года назад +72

      That’s the joke

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @raylopez9217
      @raylopez9217 2 года назад +92

      I love how the camera panders out and you see an INFINITE line of cars behind him

    • @blitheringrando1410
      @blitheringrando1410 2 года назад +24

      Any time he hits a pothole it jars his entire body so he can only go 15 mph 😂

  • @Blitz32051
    @Blitz32051 4 года назад +4267

    3:34 "Damn I only have a 1.7 liter fuel tank" made me die of laughter

    • @cozyjuu2740
      @cozyjuu2740 4 года назад +48

      WHATS YOURSOC you are totally cooked

    • @d283jdsk2
      @d283jdsk2 4 года назад +34

      @WHATS YOURSOC what you smokin bro?

    • @jonathanjimson7069
      @jonathanjimson7069 3 года назад +20

      1.7? My car is only 1.5, let alone 1.7.

    • @benhislop1458
      @benhislop1458 3 года назад +54

      It says something about a country when there’s a minimum limit in what you can buy

    • @CrudeConduct666
      @CrudeConduct666 3 года назад +58

      In US you can say "yo put 3 cents on pump 5" or what have you. Fuckin minimum limit WTH is that jive

  • @user-catwithvideocam
    @user-catwithvideocam Год назад +264

    3:55 "Discreetly, I squirted the difference into a bin"

    • @matthwe3468
      @matthwe3468 7 месяцев назад +38

      And then someone threw a lit cigarette in.....

  • @RedneckSith
    @RedneckSith 6 лет назад +7118

    If he'd painted it red, it would've been faster.

    • @greypilgrim228
      @greypilgrim228 5 лет назад +256

      Arr youz anudda Ork den??? Evry Ork nooos red onezz go fastaa!!!!

    • @mdil2106
      @mdil2106 5 лет назад +224

      He should also add flames

    • @daniele0375
      @daniele0375 5 лет назад +36

      @@greypilgrim228 i was about to reply that lol

    • @romantezrovsky
      @romantezrovsky 5 лет назад +24

      Qmd and a vtec sticker as well

    • @spiddoodle
      @spiddoodle 5 лет назад +38

      no... it'll be 3 times faster

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 6 лет назад +3097

    "it'll be completely unbiased as you shall see."
    **30 seconds later**
    "Edit that out"

    • @jawadahmad7005
      @jawadahmad7005 5 лет назад +39

      Also 'having determined that my car was faultless on the track, I proceeded to the public road'

    • @u.h.forum.
      @u.h.forum. 5 лет назад +3

      Good

    • @gseric4721
      @gseric4721 5 лет назад +1

      xD

    • @tristanjun8530
      @tristanjun8530 5 лет назад

      "just cut the cameras"

  • @benhislop1458
    @benhislop1458 3 года назад +1222

    Jeremy, “Im going to be completely unbiased as you shall see.”
    Also Jeremy, “I invented the greatest car in the world.”

  • @markavellimedina2857
    @markavellimedina2857 2 года назад +265

    1:09 Did he smack his face on the glass when he hit that bump lmao 🤣

  • @AntoniusDace1278
    @AntoniusDace1278 4 года назад +2922

    Today on Top Gear: Jeremy turns himself into a Dalek.

    • @theregalproletariat
      @theregalproletariat 3 года назад +62

      Now I want to see a Jeremy Clarkson getting himself stuck in a Dalek shell in Doctor Who...
      Seems like the sort of thing he'd do by accident.

    • @thecircleoft.e.d2121
      @thecircleoft.e.d2121 3 года назад +2

      @Adenosine is a heck of a drug No, that's you. lol

    • @jctu186
      @jctu186 3 года назад +14

      Hammond uses a bidet
      And James cant find his tv license

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 года назад +2

      His voice sounds from transformer

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 3 года назад +3

      The only Dalek he would fit in is one of those New Paradigm Daleks, which i wouldn’t put it past the bbc or Steven moffat to have destroyed them all since they failed.

  • @mediumyeet
    @mediumyeet 6 лет назад +3998

    Untapped meme potential

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 6 лет назад +10

      No!

    • @Shinyarc
      @Shinyarc 5 лет назад +59

      Zavier Barker Top Gear/Grand Tour has way too many memes about it and I love that

    • @rumbei6944
      @rumbei6944 5 лет назад +31

      2:13
      Me
      All my problems

    • @oikura
      @oikura 5 лет назад +1

      Still untapped www

    • @guyofminimalimportance7
      @guyofminimalimportance7 5 лет назад +2

      It currently has 19.7 thousand likes on Reddit.

  • @AdonisAmarante
    @AdonisAmarante 4 года назад +4465

    That car is perfect for the COVID-19 situation we are in right now.
    Jeremy is a visionary.

    • @carlsaganlives6086
      @carlsaganlives6086 4 года назад +26

      Ambulatory 'sport' mask,indeed.

    • @birdape5033
      @birdape5033 4 года назад +142

      Sometimes he genius is almost frightening

    • @incogcheeto9322
      @incogcheeto9322 4 года назад +12

      This was filmed 7 years ago.

    • @Lavourrin
      @Lavourrin 4 года назад +1

      I gave you a like so you can have 666 likes.

    • @QF99
      @QF99 4 года назад +2

      1k like lol

  • @JoeCrafts123
    @JoeCrafts123 8 месяцев назад +66

    0:11 Hammond’s look of disbelief is immaculate.

  • @pjnugent8198
    @pjnugent8198 5 лет назад +3169

    Love him or loathe him Jeremy is absolutely brilliant. Miss the old top gear.

    • @user-.--.-
      @user-.--.- 4 года назад +14

      I'm with hammond and may; Jezza is a crazy old crackpot

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 года назад +38

      gregthesmarmy207. Crazy but brilliant. Jeremy is the glue.

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 года назад +16

      foamontheturf. And never will be. I dont care who presents it.

    • @gabemusicofficial5448
      @gabemusicofficial5448 4 года назад +6

      foamonthesurf have you watched the grand tour on amazon

    • @pjnugent8198
      @pjnugent8198 4 года назад

      Don't hav Amazon unfortunately.

  • @jonathand.t.5051
    @jonathand.t.5051 3 года назад +671

    "Its a quiet day! I see no traffic at all!"
    *literal centipede of cars behind him*

  • @crevice5369
    @crevice5369 5 лет назад +5884

    imagine how awful a persons body would look after an accident in this

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 5 лет назад +171

      Oh god

    • @stevenshipman6290
      @stevenshipman6290 5 лет назад +302

      What body?

    • @patrykdabrowski1154
      @patrykdabrowski1154 4 года назад +51

      You ruined my day

    • @bobmalone3726
      @bobmalone3726 4 года назад +141

      I mean for one you go so slowly that ‘crashing’ into a tree or similar obstacle would be the equivalent of falling off your bike and you’re so small it would be considered an achievement to be hit by an actual vehicle.

    • @crevice5369
      @crevice5369 4 года назад +19

      @@bobmalone3726 not sure were you get that impression from but okay

  • @michaelnaron481
    @michaelnaron481 2 года назад +417

    All jokes aside I really do love this idea. Also I do think it's cool to fill up without even getting out of your car.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 Год назад +12

      It tips very easily. A foldable ebike is more practical.

    • @Tasarran
      @Tasarran Год назад +10

      @@Cobalt985 Or a motorcycle. Even a little pocket rocket is less dumb than this thing :D

    • @hugegamer5988
      @hugegamer5988 Год назад +4

      @@Tasarran yes, a motorcycle would be better. But one with a side car better still. Then all it needs is another steerable wheel in front of the side car.

    • @gmoroder
      @gmoroder Год назад +9

      @@hugegamer5988 For weather protection, let's add a roof! And if it's going to have a roof, you might as well add doors too!

    • @angelg7120
      @angelg7120 Год назад +1

      The smart…

  • @redstonecasey4713
    @redstonecasey4713 3 года назад +1216

    3:30 If I was at the petrol station and saw a man in some sort of riding mower/spacesuit hybrid shove the pump nozzle into his crotch, I would look for a different pump.

  • @ChubbsRN
    @ChubbsRN 8 лет назад +1498

    "Coach is better than a train. Fewer diseases on a coach."
    ROFL this scene is such a classic.

    • @TheFaveteLinguis
      @TheFaveteLinguis 7 лет назад +2

      Don't get it. Not english, so explain please.

    • @iloveiran3973
      @iloveiran3973 7 лет назад +14

      Because sick people and healthy people get stuffed together on the train.

    • @TheFaveteLinguis
      @TheFaveteLinguis 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you.

    • @drEmulatorMadmax
      @drEmulatorMadmax 7 лет назад +3

      sick people should be forced to cover their mouths

    • @edstirling
      @edstirling 7 лет назад +3

      do they make the sick people ride on the upper deck of the coach?

  • @alexander_strachan
    @alexander_strachan 3 года назад +382

    7:26 - I love how he said "baby children" in the most Clarkson way possible.

  • @Houd_Vast
    @Houd_Vast Год назад +98

    2:09 and then there’s the cars behind him. Such funny and brilliant editing 😂 love it

  • @adamatkinson2728
    @adamatkinson2728 5 лет назад +488

    "the birth of the future"
    Also him-
    "OOOoOOoWww!!!!!!!"
    HeLP MeeeeEE!!!!"

    • @johnfoltz8183
      @johnfoltz8183 5 лет назад +6

      With my face already on the windshield.

  • @soup5344
    @soup5344 4 года назад +402

    Normal Vehicle: *Exists within the visible range of this armored go-kart.*
    Jeremy: *Confused screaming*

  • @MangoMouse1604
    @MangoMouse1604 4 года назад +871

    Imagine shopping, and then seeing Jeremy Clarkson backing out of an elevator in a P45 saying “beep beep”

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster 4 года назад +46

      I'd be like "what the fuck is this lunatic doing announcing beeps in some Frankenstein tiny bike-car thing."
      Then I see it's Clarkson and shrug.

    • @stonexl
      @stonexl 3 года назад +11

      Just another day in London.

    • @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065
      @pneumonoultramicroscopicsi4065 3 года назад +1

      I would do something shocking, take a selfie with him

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 2 года назад +4

      I'll say "nice mobility scooter there"

    • @kumomeme7852
      @kumomeme7852 2 года назад +7

      honestly i want to see Mr.Bean ride this.

  • @NeedForSpeed.2004
    @NeedForSpeed.2004 2 года назад +16

    “I discretely squirted the difference into a bin.”
    Moments later, some chap flicks a cigarette into the bin.

  • @microTrash28
    @microTrash28 3 года назад +326

    (Lorry passes by)
    “OHHHHHH, A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THEN!”
    You’ve gotta love this man.

  • @ek6648
    @ek6648 4 года назад +1090

    "Coach is good, coach is better then the train."
    "Fewer diseases on a coach."
    -Jeremy Clarkson

  • @elementalgamer0732
    @elementalgamer0732 3 года назад +340

    4:50 Yes, I too crap my pants when I see a semi pass by while driving the equivilant of a go kart on the freeway.

    • @snakezase2998
      @snakezase2998 3 года назад +22

      Go karts are faster

    • @risingstar9903
      @risingstar9903 2 года назад +10

      It is much scarier when there’s 2 semi truck each on your left and right

  • @majorl2246
    @majorl2246 2 года назад +157

    Clarkson: “Edit that out!”
    Editor: *leaves it in*

    • @gr8hax
      @gr8hax Год назад +4

      It handles bumps very well.

    • @DrYeet2704
      @DrYeet2704 Год назад +4

      “HAMMOND!”

  • @bhsmiler0871
    @bhsmiler0871 5 лет назад +809

    Some say that Clarkson’s screams can still be heard if you drive on the A3

    • @riclee371
      @riclee371 5 лет назад +21

      and some say you hear occasional 'ow's on roads

    • @kineticgaming5340
      @kineticgaming5340 5 лет назад +12

      R&D Gaming and “A LOT OF POO SHOT OUT THERE”

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 4 года назад +1

      Oh that's what that noise is 🤣

    • @therealvbw
      @therealvbw 4 года назад +3

      Can confirm.

  • @trainlover16
    @trainlover16 4 года назад +3681

    All jokes aside, I actually think this is a very novel car. I genuinely think Jeremy could have convinced the people on dragon’s den to put this car into production had his speech to them been more persuasive.

    • @MrImpossiblyStupid
      @MrImpossiblyStupid 3 года назад +35

      I dunno about that one b0ss

    • @jasgjasg8208
      @jasgjasg8208 3 года назад +43

      U must have come from set 8 lad

    • @tee2567
      @tee2567 3 года назад +83

      @@MrImpossiblyStupid Hehe yeah. He's intentionally being silly, obviously, but the peel is obviously better in every way. Or just an e-bike with the right clothing. Maybe that's the Dragon's Den take-away: a suit of clothes that lets you bike or e-bike in any weather...

    • @yellowcactustvz4929
      @yellowcactustvz4929 3 года назад +6

      I would have so much fun pitching that

    • @jakenbake4555
      @jakenbake4555 3 года назад +7

      I agree..the small ultralight frame AHH IT DID IT AGIAN

  • @alexthegam3r
    @alexthegam3r 8 лет назад +2502

    Comes with satellite system
    *pulls out phone* XD

    • @TREX320
      @TREX320 8 лет назад +40

      500 pounds satellite navigation - iPhone LOLOL

    • @chongjunxiang3002
      @chongjunxiang3002 7 лет назад +9

      Police come and hand you a ticket.

    • @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs
      @ThatGuyWithSomeSubs 6 лет назад +1

      AlexTheGamer 5ikr

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 лет назад +2

      @@TREX320 when shitty iphones were 500 quid not 1500 they are today

    • @cyprianz9793
      @cyprianz9793 5 лет назад +1

      This episode was amazing 😁

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi Год назад +13

    2:40 When he says "Ladies and gentleman you are witnessing the birth of the future" and then the way it cuts to the car is killing me 😂

  • @alextsianakas
    @alextsianakas 4 года назад +788

    Welcome to bottom gear, mates

    • @AceTheEgg
      @AceTheEgg 4 года назад +80

      T'night on Bottom Gear
      Jeremy drives a silent electrical car
      Hammond uses a fucking toilet
      and James commits arson.

    • @onlinefriend3889
      @onlinefriend3889 3 года назад +14

      Today we will be reviewing one of the kin vehicles that has about 2.3 ghz revving engine goes up to idk 88mm per every time i find a proper job in today's economy

    • @lilfrxd2825
      @lilfrxd2825 3 года назад +7

      Tody on medium gear, what happens when taste exhoost foome

    • @eggscalaber7203
      @eggscalaber7203 3 года назад +4

      This afternoon on I’m sponsored gear

    • @reimufumo4465
      @reimufumo4465 3 года назад +3

      @@lilfrxd2825 k I'll have a whiff

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 3 года назад +423

    Jeremy: I swear it's good
    Jeremy when he hits a tiny bump: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @nitroxwolf2098
    @nitroxwolf2098 8 лет назад +3185

    It's like a mobile knight, all it needs is a sword.

  • @notmr.niceguy216
    @notmr.niceguy216 2 года назад +39

    If bottle caps are making him loose control like that I can imagine what a deer can do.

    • @omikronweapon
      @omikronweapon 3 месяца назад +2

      probably gets snagged on the antlers and dragged through half a forest

  • @rareskeletor5405
    @rareskeletor5405 8 лет назад +732

    In Finland, some guys drove a 50cc car inside a mall. When someone called the police, they just said that the rules of the mall didn't say that you couldn't drive a car in there. And they were right. If I remember correctly, they didn't get any tickets or anything like that.

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 6 лет назад +28

      But remember, England

    • @awesomefan935
      @awesomefan935 6 лет назад +15

      He was probably asked to leave though

    • @stayfrosty6290
      @stayfrosty6290 5 лет назад +3

      When that guy in DOJ that roleplays as a cop starts to role-play as a criminal:

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 5 лет назад +3

      Sounds like something that would happen in Finland. LOL

    • @Thesa4mppa
      @Thesa4mppa 5 лет назад +4

      They were only suspected of minor traffic violations, probably worth it
      www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000000873514.html

  • @spoonface4508
    @spoonface4508 5 лет назад +5273

    I doubt that 90% of the things in this video are even legal

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 4 года назад +2208

    “I promise its a *REAL* car!”
    Tesla’s initial slogan

    • @jacobprittie2010
      @jacobprittie2010 3 года назад +17

      Best cars at the moment

    • @blackgem12
      @blackgem12 3 года назад +23

      The difference between Jeremy and Tesla is that Jeremy is just as chaotic as Elon, but he has no sense of the word “too far”

    • @eybrr8928
      @eybrr8928 3 года назад +17

      Jeremy is like a petrol car version of Elon

    • @boobgoogler
      @boobgoogler 3 года назад +27

      @@jacobprittie2010 have you seen how bad the body panels fit?

    • @SoftyWalterGames
      @SoftyWalterGames 3 года назад +16

      @@jacobprittie2010 funny joke

  • @justveibing
    @justveibing Год назад +4

    7:10-7:18 got me falling from mt everest all the way to the underworld like a meteor from laughing xD.

  • @Heavenpotato123
    @Heavenpotato123 8 лет назад +2583

    Looks like the blue stripes have just given the car another 50hp

  • @wipout1
    @wipout1 8 лет назад +2315

    After Star Wars, R2D2 had to be repurposed

  • @Lua_iqova
    @Lua_iqova 6 лет назад +823

    "Barely seeing any traffic at all"
    2:11

  • @E3v2268
    @E3v2268 2 года назад +15

    I'd love to see these guys revisit the P45 but now fully electric on The Grand Tour.

  • @jacobvandynhoven7501
    @jacobvandynhoven7501 4 года назад +1454

    Imagine someone throwing a cigarette in that trash can

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 года назад +45

      Death

    • @a.b.8080
      @a.b.8080 4 года назад +144

      They didn't really pour that in. If I remember correctly it was a soda they actually poured in.

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 года назад +3

      @@a.b.8080 soda?

    • @a.b.8080
      @a.b.8080 4 года назад +197

      @@heyitsmeyourdadv1986 cola or ice tea, I forgot. It was a behind the scenes episode or interview. The scene where you can actually see liquid going in the bin, that's thankfully not actually gasoline.
      God that'd be irresponsible. They occasionally do some stupid stuff, but not that stupid.

    • @heyitsmeyourdadv1986
      @heyitsmeyourdadv1986 4 года назад +2

      @@a.b.8080 It can be scary tho

  • @Satrumt
    @Satrumt 4 года назад +6026

    imagine this car after colliding with a 300 ton train

    • @zevixohone
      @zevixohone 4 года назад +100

      No thanks lol

    • @crusaderchris5441
      @crusaderchris5441 4 года назад +1030

      That poor train would be destroyed

    • @floridaman3487
      @floridaman3487 4 года назад +198

      What car?

    • @floridaman3487
      @floridaman3487 4 года назад +46

      I said that because it’s smol so it would be disintegrated faster

    • @wilczur5854
      @wilczur5854 4 года назад +48

      Imagine driver of this car after colliding with train.

  • @crashwebb4715
    @crashwebb4715 3 года назад +986

    I feel like an optimized version of this would be hella fun to drive

    • @esterhudson5104
      @esterhudson5104 3 года назад +16

      Me too, I’d get one…

    • @Matt-lc8qt
      @Matt-lc8qt 2 года назад +44

      They sort of already exist. They're known as "Cabin cars" and you can get them in road legal versions.

    • @Stop_Gooning
      @Stop_Gooning 2 года назад +2

      Or a 4 wheeler

    • @va8157
      @va8157 2 года назад +1

      Look up toyota i road

    • @wzx6x6z6w
      @wzx6x6z6w 2 года назад +1

      Try Fiat

  • @eezokk
    @eezokk Месяц назад +1

    The visual gag of all the cars behind him as he piddles along is hilarious

  • @stevenhaynes3366
    @stevenhaynes3366 5 лет назад +1974

    Top Gear is nothing without Clarkson, Hammond and May.

    • @AdityaSharma-kj2fb
      @AdityaSharma-kj2fb 4 года назад +45

      Just watch the grand tour

    • @prisma7760
      @prisma7760 4 года назад +66

      Now its flop gear

    • @Thatguy-mk4fn
      @Thatguy-mk4fn 4 года назад +14

      Waldschrat Baum now it’s shit

    • @michaeljones5681
      @michaeljones5681 4 года назад +21

      @@AdityaSharma-kj2fb yes but I don't feel like the grand tour has the fun stuff like this

    • @manbearpig5907
      @manbearpig5907 4 года назад +6

      @@michaeljones5681
      Not this season, that's for sure.

  • @bormagic
    @bormagic 4 года назад +791

    Who else wants to see a drag race between this and the p50. Top Gear: The slowest drag race EVER

    • @william_l1523
      @william_l1523 3 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @bigbuffben4701
      @bigbuffben4701 3 года назад +8

      I feel like the armored wheel chair will win HAHA

    • @nascarET
      @nascarET 3 года назад +16

      this vs reliant robin but to make it equal, there are slight turns after small downhills

    • @ElBulPagani
      @ElBulPagani 3 года назад +2

      Slowest drag race in the world*

    • @akusa82
      @akusa82 3 года назад +2

      Matt from carwow should do it 🤣

  • @gordonhotchkiss5753
    @gordonhotchkiss5753 8 лет назад +249

    He built the p45 and a couple of years later the BBC gave him a p45. Its a joke. In the UK if you lose your job you get whats called a p45.

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 2 месяца назад +4

    I look at this and I think, "Jeremy Clarkson has finally become a Dalek."

  • @chasem4172
    @chasem4172 5 лет назад +92

    6:30 I lost it with the "when somebody annoys me" hand gesture lmaooo

  • @chandlerbing5420
    @chandlerbing5420 5 лет назад +799

    They should have given it to stig for a lap 😂

    • @deathzoom9860
      @deathzoom9860 5 лет назад +7

      It would've been too fast!

    • @hazzaknox1069
      @hazzaknox1069 5 лет назад +3

      @Alex Davies you wouldn't need a helmet thanks to the p45's excellent, umm... euro ncap safety rating...
      Ahhhh... but I know what you are thinking, if he doesn't have a helmet on, his identity will be revealed. Thankfully, for just £275, you can fit privacy on the windscreen to make sure no one sees your identity at all :-)

    • @Preserbius
      @Preserbius 4 года назад +1

      @Alex Davies If Clarkson's head fits, what wouldn't?

    • @jdpragmatic8644
      @jdpragmatic8644 2 года назад

      Well they did give him an ambulance version of it to drive. It didn’t go so well.

  • @zeropianozeronetwork4107
    @zeropianozeronetwork4107 5 лет назад +1950

    “there’s hardly any traffic at all!”
    *looks behind him and see’s a long line of cars wanting to get past him*

    • @magpiemorris4054
      @magpiemorris4054 5 лет назад +75

      Im glad you explained that for us XD

    • @Jaburu
      @Jaburu 5 лет назад +5

      wait. I learned responding that:
      swooooooooosh

    • @hsvr
      @hsvr 5 лет назад +8

      Zeropiano /Zero Network yeah we saw the video

    • @Ben-cx5qp
      @Ben-cx5qp 5 лет назад +9

      Thanks I didn't understand that bit

    • @oscars4608
      @oscars4608 5 лет назад +11

      Cheers that made no sense before you posted that comment

  • @Martin12garcia
    @Martin12garcia Год назад +9

    2:11 "I barely see any traffic at all" Yes, I wonder where all the traffic will be

  • @10Zissou10
    @10Zissou10 8 лет назад +1011

    Jeremy eventually received a different type of P45...

    • @JunaidJDM
      @JunaidJDM 8 лет назад +9

      Lol

    • @ronk7285
      @ronk7285 8 лет назад +17

      I don't understand

    • @mickystormont
      @mickystormont 8 лет назад +147

      its a form you get when your sacked from your employer}

    • @katari91
      @katari91 8 лет назад +35

      They did do worse. They got Chris Evans. Fortunatly he's now gone.

    • @aalamahmad6677
      @aalamahmad6677 7 лет назад

      katari91 the show still isn't any better

  • @pancakepredator8474
    @pancakepredator8474 9 лет назад +240

    And everybody who sees this car on the road immediately thinks, "this is a special type of douchebag"

  • @ThePiti180
    @ThePiti180 4 года назад +1775

    today we are reviewing a kin vehicle that has 2.3ghz revving engine sound, goes up to 88mm per every time i find a proper job in todays economy

    • @qn2h
      @qn2h 4 года назад +163

      helo mate we are going to asda do uwant sanythijng

    • @usodarou
      @usodarou 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @petrolweeb
      @petrolweeb 4 года назад +88

      @@qn2h "Hello I'm stug I go quick noom"

    • @heisselnicholaspramoedya8121
      @heisselnicholaspramoedya8121 4 года назад +39

      Today on bottom gear

    • @smokernoker
      @smokernoker 4 года назад +42

      Welcum to bo'om gear m8s

  • @ALmizzle415
    @ALmizzle415 Год назад +20

    He didn’t have to get out to fill his tank but he sure looked like he wanted too. 😂

  • @AzaanPD
    @AzaanPD 4 года назад +832

    Son: Mom? Can I have a car?
    Mom: We already have a car at home
    *The car at home*

    • @monsterpoof
      @monsterpoof 4 года назад +6

      You should be happy-"MoM"

    • @JaxRK1
      @JaxRK1 4 года назад +2

      I like it :(

    • @JaxRK1
      @JaxRK1 4 года назад +1

      Azaan PD you’re right... that “ windshield” is ridiculous but I think it’d be a blast otherwise

    • @lordofexaggeration6881
      @lordofexaggeration6881 4 года назад +1

      I'll be OK with it

    • @lordofexaggeration6881
      @lordofexaggeration6881 4 года назад

      @@AzaanPD I mean like if I can't afford to buy other things I'll be OK using the car

  • @chrisiyo_2017
    @chrisiyo_2017 5 лет назад +525

    The "Clarkson P45" looks like the Stig, if he was a Car

    • @kevinprior3549
      @kevinprior3549 4 года назад +19

      Some say he does mobility shopping in a P45 and that has a general hatred for caravans and motorbikes... all we know is he's not the Stig but he is Stig's elderly cousin

    • @MDDeGrande1994
      @MDDeGrande1994 4 года назад +3

      Yes, if The Stig was James May.
      Or is he?

    • @Captain_Yorkie1
      @Captain_Yorkie1 4 года назад +6

      Some say the stig can transform into a car.

    • @WCGreeny
      @WCGreeny 4 года назад +1

      Except the Stig is much faster.

    • @jerisvfx9753
      @jerisvfx9753 4 года назад

      No
      ItS tHe StIgS sLoW cOuSIN

  • @Geusdeus
    @Geusdeus 9 лет назад +1101

    "You are now witnessing birth of the future"
    More like "birth defect of the future"

  • @Oldgeezershadow
    @Oldgeezershadow Год назад +29

    Okay, jokes aside, if you made this full electric (with decent range), this would be a really good golf cart path friendly vehicle.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine Год назад

      This is a vehicle designed for Elon Musk and literally no one else lmao

  • @CamWooster
    @CamWooster 5 лет назад +1041

    You tip over in that thing and your arms are GONE

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 лет назад +44

      The guards above his shoulders stick out further than his arms. Shouldn't be too bad

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 5 лет назад +12

      @@Snyde91 They just cover his shoulders and not his arms though

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah but if he keeps his arms next to him, they will be fine

    • @Snyde91
      @Snyde91 5 лет назад +30

      Unless of course, it isn't sturdy and the whole thing buckles. Regardless, though there's absolutely no fucking way it's as unsafe as they make it look lol

    • @zosqi
      @zosqi 5 лет назад +9

      @@Snyde91 true, I was going to say it wasn't sturdy but I'm pretty sure its made of some type of metal and it didn't really look flimsy when he was driving it

  • @faded89545
    @faded89545 6 лет назад +216

    3:35 that's always my reaction to the price of gas😂😂

    • @djetm
      @djetm 5 лет назад +1

      DAMN!
      HAHAHAHA

  • @BlackFoxFalcon
    @BlackFoxFalcon 4 года назад +289

    01:50-01:57
    "Yeeees. Look at this. Look at THIS! VeRy briLLiant."
    (Car hits a piece of gravel and almost wrecks)
    "Aaaaaooaaaaaa!"

    • @hughanon
      @hughanon 4 года назад +9

      His reactions to the P45 hitting gravel completely kill me

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 года назад

      “Can someone edit that out?”

    • @dahlia6007
      @dahlia6007 3 года назад +3

      “ I don’t want people thinking it’s a death tra- *UEUEUEAAGHHH* ”

  • @anthonyorque
    @anthonyorque 2 года назад +25

    In 2022, 3:45 hit different ⛽️

  • @ahmad1_313
    @ahmad1_313 6 лет назад +753

    Jeremy is basically the cars a,b and c pillars and bodywork

    • @jamesiyer4937
      @jamesiyer4937 5 лет назад +1

      James is the Spaniel with its head sticking out the window

  • @amarmesic7170
    @amarmesic7170 4 года назад +202

    2:30 He gets back in lane like he's driving in GTA

  • @QuantumBraced
    @QuantumBraced 9 лет назад +1949

    Pouring gas into the trash can of a gas station. What could go wrong...

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 лет назад +259

      +QuantumBraced HEHE then someones throws a cigarette in the bin

    • @louispearce
      @louispearce 9 лет назад +78

      +Julius Hibberd 🚬➕bin➕petrol=💥

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 лет назад +36

      Biiiiiiig boom

    • @Genius_at_Work
      @Genius_at_Work 9 лет назад +84

      +Julius Hibberd I was waiting to see the fuel station explode. Would've been so typical :D

    • @coffeeclover33
      @coffeeclover33 9 лет назад +2

      :D

  • @thekitsunedev_hun
    @thekitsunedev_hun Месяц назад +2

    7:05 That smile into the camera before turning into a back-up beeper got me XD

  • @paradonym
    @paradonym 6 лет назад +283

    7:10... Tears of laughing...

  • @calamity5222
    @calamity5222 4 года назад +496

    “You can go left, right, if someone annoys you”
    😂 Clarkson is a genius.

  • @VENO5407
    @VENO5407 5 лет назад +1363

    Where to preorder?
    Also is there an option for a V12?

    • @ediksuka
      @ediksuka 5 лет назад +31

      Unfortunately no. But you can have automatic front wiper instead

    • @TuanNguyen-ch4ow
      @TuanNguyen-ch4ow 5 лет назад +42

      No V12. But there is an option for the W16 Quad Turbo from the Chiron.

    • @wyoming2868
      @wyoming2868 5 лет назад +10

      We need a rotary engine in this baby!

    • @BallisticGhast6
      @BallisticGhast6 5 лет назад +4

      I heard it comes with a set of wings and landing gear if you get the v12 option

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 5 лет назад +8

      Great news! The new P45 *SANDERO* is coming out next year! It will have a super+turbocharged *V14* engine, AND it can also switch instantly to some electrical motors from a Tesla!

  • @Vykandar
    @Vykandar 2 года назад +22

    Jeremy Clarkson screaming about Citroen Picasso's while driving down a busy motorway in effectively a motorised wheelbarrow. Ahh, old top gear, I do miss you

  • @kolinka84_
    @kolinka84_ 4 года назад +414

    Jeremy Clarkson’s out here looking like a PS5 in a 6 year old video in a vehicle called P45

    • @DanielAyy
      @DanielAyy 4 года назад +10

      The prophecy

    • @amaya8227
      @amaya8227 3 года назад +1

      he looks like a transformer

    • @kolinka84_
      @kolinka84_ 3 года назад +2

      @@amaya8227 he really does lol. A transformer from the future

  • @L_back
    @L_back 4 года назад +1150

    The people driving behind Jeremy aren’t annoyed. They feel honored, because they are driving behind somebody as amazing as Jeremy Clarkson.

    • @L_back
      @L_back 4 года назад +2

      WHATS YOURSOC were you one of these drivers?

    • @NFLYoungBoy223
      @NFLYoungBoy223 4 года назад +1

      Shid

    • @Frserthegreenengine
      @Frserthegreenengine 4 года назад +16

      Unless one of those drivers was Piers Morgan

    • @adenmitchell7633
      @adenmitchell7633 3 года назад +2

      There probably confused and amazed by the vehicle

    • @LOCKEYJ
      @LOCKEYJ 3 года назад +3

      How do you know, some of them might not be idiots.

  • @seamon9732
    @seamon9732 4 года назад +351

    "This is a real car"
    Also Top Gear: "Tesla aren't real cars"

    • @jaggar28
      @jaggar28 4 года назад +6

      Jeremy is an obsolete moron.

    • @GinkgoPete
      @GinkgoPete 4 года назад +15

      Fuck Tesla

    • @zephyr1969
      @zephyr1969 4 года назад +13

      Electric cars are soulless piles of metal for soulless piles of flesh.

    • @wojciechmuras553
      @wojciechmuras553 4 года назад +4

      EVs rule! That acceleration! That ridiculous silence! The element of strategic planning before any trip!
      I really love my Nissan Leaf.

  • @SerialXmasnationN
    @SerialXmasnationN 10 месяцев назад +13

    3:03 his face had me dying

  • @hungtruong5241
    @hungtruong5241 8 лет назад +137

    If you get hit by a car. YOU get hit by a car.

  • @ij6708
    @ij6708 5 лет назад +798

    Ton of these in America too, just check out Walmart

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад +12

      They aren't legally cars, They can't drive on a highway, They don't have license plates

    • @Lee-70ish
      @Lee-70ish 4 года назад +64

      How the heck would the average Wal-Mart customer fit in this they have trouble getting through the stores doors

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад +14

      @@Lee-70ish he's talking about those scooter things obese people drive, The four wheeled ones, The walmart scooters

    • @quarans08
      @quarans08 4 года назад +3

      TDS seventy-five but isn’t it for people with a disability

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 4 года назад +10

      @@quarans08 Yeah, But in the U.S obesity is considered a disability

  • @ArZer
    @ArZer 4 года назад +571

    When your custom vehicle is in cut scene: 4:00

    • @alexlovelady8249
      @alexlovelady8249 4 года назад +14

      When you just learn how to mod but you are still playing the campaign

  • @kidnamedfingerreal
    @kidnamedfingerreal Год назад +2

    *Ambulance passes by*
    Jeremy: YESS HELP HEELP!!

  • @mrwri
    @mrwri 8 лет назад +130

    I would buy 10 so we could have paintball wars in them.

  • @sethraelthebard5459
    @sethraelthebard5459 2 года назад +82

    I love how this conversation between these blokes sound like a regular conversation between three mates at a pub. The fact that they are gathered around this ridiculous, albeit fascinating contraption just adds to the surreal wholesomeness of the moment.

  • @Wren6858
    @Wren6858 3 года назад +180

    This feels like someone threw Jeremy Clarkson into an Eric Andre skit.