I feel like Texas would be an ideal ally for the Fire Nation, but they also wouldn't like the Fire Nation because it invaded their territory, so they would fight the Fire Nation And they would win
i badly misread that and thought you were saying you pooped yourself a little bit...and that is the last sign that i am over tired and need to sleep...
Guys, you should name your children that'll be boys, "Watson". Like, think of all the Sherlock Holmes jokes and quotes you can make. If the child named Watson, asked why do I need to go to school, you can just say, *Elementary my dear Watson.*
Probably is some variant of the pale quadrant as they are bonding over a mutual dislike of something so no red but not enough to push into black and they don't need a mediator when doing so. So Pale is the best placement for saltmates.
I swear this quirky thing called Homestuck is like some sort of long and drawn out eldritch demon that constantly terrorizes every inch of the internet and it is slowly crawling out of the depths of hell it was cast into to reign hell upon this melting Virgin Earth once more.
I love unexpected homestuck references, they're like an old brand of soda you never see in stores anymore but when you do see it, it makes your day. Top tier my dude.
Some Doofus worst part is, even if the word is censored, the bots are designed to spot and flag them anyways... so basically, even if you censor every inappropriate word, RUclips will STILL demonetize you
thank you Seymour, I saw this in October. A group of friends and I decided to make costumes based on Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois. So we decided to by actual mafia-style suits. I liked the idea, now I wear suits in my average life. You helped me look great, thank you.
I stay up just for these posts, then go to sleep feeling happy. I cannot thank you enough for posting these! Going to bed happy is the ultimate destresser!! :)
At exactly 1:00 King of the Hill takes place in Oklahoma, as a Texan, how dare you we grill with wood or charcoal, and would probably be metal benders cause we put a lot more into our mechanics classes than anything else in school, yes even football
The one's with the angry voice and/ or demon voice make me do the laugh. Yeah, that laugh. The not laugh but you can tell it's a laugh. You guys know the one. Well played, Seymour. Well played.
Love the new video dude! Perfect way for me to end my first official day living in Texas! (I moved here yesterday but today marks day one of my life here!)
0:56 When you go through the whole monologue, everything makes perfect sense. -But, uh, I don't think this Avatar is saving the world more than he is destroying it.-
I saw that this was only posted a few minutes ago and I was like "why would you upload so la-" and then I realized that I'm awake and I contemplated like for a few seconds
"Would my favorite character like me as a person?" Kirby, Shaped like a friend And Robin (Iconoclasts) was so kind enough to her friends and family that she caused a civil war, an economic collapse, and killed God of the "Enemy" side
Would probably just end up with a bunch of Beedrill following me around for a bit, like those wasps that decided to hover around me down the Rhine River.
Nobody:
Seymour getting posessed by Sauron: *GIVE US THE BIRD*
Yakko, appearing out of nowhere: We'd love to, but the RUclips censors won't allow it.
*Confused Hunter face*
That moment gave me life
*B I R D S P O T T E D*
That moment was the best, it made the entire video Perfectly Awesome, we need more of this.
Earth. Water. Fire. And air. The 4 elements lived in harmony. Until Texas attacked with their propane.
Would that make Texans an exiled group of Firebenders, Airbenders, and Metalbenders who got too ambitious for their own good and became too dangerous?
Pink Diamond They’re just failed attempts at The Avatar,
I feel like Texas would be an ideal ally for the Fire Nation, but they also wouldn't like the Fire Nation because it invaded their territory, so they would fight the Fire Nation
And they would win
And propane accessories.
I love how tumblr can go from mega scream to aww cute boi in like, two seconds
And then back in another 2.
Its like, 12 am... and I’m trying not to laugh at the birb. Well done *does a lil clap*
i badly misread that and thought you were saying you pooped yourself a little bit...and that is the last sign that i am over tired and need to sleep...
birb :)
I should be sleeping.
but
*sleep is for the weak*
Jacksepticeye reference
*Do you have 90 minutes*
Yes. You guys are my new best friends
*COMAS ARE FOR THE STRONG!*
@@goosedotjpg YAYY FRIENDS
@@teamlakesideleadergolden-v9703 you wouldn't DARE
'G I V E U S T H E B I R D'
'I'd love to but the Fox censors won't allow it.'
Hah! Animaniacs! Nice
You are correct Seymour. The south is the Fire Kingdom. Except with alligators...But those are on fire as well...so yeah..
Read more Game of Thrones; those are clearly lion-lizards.
Bro Chicago is known as the Windy City but it ain’t in the air nomad area
Checkmate atheist
Ah yes, the strange magic of Florida
The north have three lakes like as huge to be classified as a sea so it makes sense as it water
Guys, you should name your children that'll be boys, "Watson".
Like, think of all the Sherlock Holmes jokes and quotes you can make.
If the child named Watson, asked why do I need to go to school, you can just say,
*Elementary my dear Watson.*
Get Out.
No stick around
The title is misleading. Everyone knows that birds aren't real.
What?
The birds work for the bourgeoisie
What's a bird? Can you possibly eat it or maybe just maybe even *touch* it? They sound just so magical and majestic.
@@someonefromslytherin2236 Birbs are government spy toys
Actually, Bird is just a speciesist slur for Avian Dinosaur. They are the last of their kind and do not deserve such disrespect!
I was just thinking about this.... GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!
A bird watching a video titled "the one with the bird"
you here for a reason arnt you?
Autumn shhhhhhh
@@finch7705 WHY ARE YOU HERE I NEED ANSWERS
@Lauren Perfetto we must uncover the birds secret!
*FOUND THE BIRD*
Ok if saltmates would be a thing...
*_what kind of quadrant would represent the salty relationship?_*
Probably is some variant of the pale quadrant as they are bonding over a mutual dislike of something so no red but not enough to push into black and they don't need a mediator when doing so. So Pale is the best placement for saltmates.
I'm pretty sure they're somewhere on the z-axis
I have a feeling it'd be a moirailship turned ashen 🤔
The water nation.
Rainbow 6 says hi
I cackled at "Chunky Cheese" and when I showed my dad, he didn't laugh. Just looked mildly disappointed...
I found Tamaki
I swear this quirky thing called Homestuck is like some sort of long and drawn out eldritch demon that constantly terrorizes every inch of the internet and it is slowly crawling out of the depths of hell it was cast into to reign hell upon this melting Virgin Earth once more.
HOMESTUCK POLICE: *KNOCK KNOCK*
@@hey_its_dray8402 DND warrior: I suggest you walk away.
3:30 Ghost Bison a horror movie every one watches in awe at how cruddy it is
Who you gonna call? *GHOST BISON!*
It’s midnight, I’m very tired but I don’t I’m watching late night tumblr post. You can’t stop me.
Oh I'm not here to stop you. I'm here to help you.😈
I have given up sleeping because of this
I have found my true home , a place where I'm understood: the comment section
2:18 I legit gasped and whispered "The Wiggles" out loud.
I laughed at this more than I should but it's so beautiful xDD
I love unexpected homestuck references, they're like an old brand of soda you never see in stores anymore but when you do see it, it makes your day. Top tier my dude.
1:12 Now *that's* dedication
3:02 I once stopped to think about that, and came to the conclusion that Kaminari Denki would be my meme buddy.
*Five frames where the censor bar doesn't cover the hit in s---*
RUclips: Demonetize!
Some Doofus worst part is, even if the word is censored, the bots are designed to spot and flag them anyways... so basically, even if you censor every inappropriate word, RUclips will STILL demonetize you
@@shadeslayer5402 so, basically
Nobody:
Not a single person, not even a ghost:
Nobody, i swear:
RUclips: Do you want to be demonetized?
3:35 Being a bird, I love this so much
Eat my rats
I was about to go to sleep, but then I saw this notification and I... I just--
"A small price to pay for entertainment."
2:04 Ah yes, here we have the Magestic Davesprite spewing some sick beats for the world to hear.
2:03 Yes! Homestuck deserves more praise than it gets.
Bird?
*SIGN ME THE FRICK UP!!!*
G I V E M E T H E B I R D
@@BlitzerXYZ *I AM NOT THE BIRD HANDLER, I MERELY SIGNED UP TO SEE THEM!!!*
@@YuckCanuck *SHOW US THE BIRB A N Y W A Y*
@@demonicsweetheart7239 Why would you ever say birb?
Everyone knows that *BIRD IS THE WORD!!!*
@@YuckCanuck you are now my friend there is no debate
The “G I V E U S T H E B I R D” killed me
Bird is the Word.
thank you Seymour,
I saw this in October. A group of friends and I decided to make costumes based on Bones Malone and the Spooky Bois. So we decided to by actual mafia-style suits.
I liked the idea, now I wear suits in my average life. You helped me look great, thank you.
"ironic joke about birds"
us homestucks- its free relestate
davepetasprite^2 best sprite
Disagreed. Jasprosesprite^2 better
Hell yes davepetasprite is amazing
Don't you mean real estate Roxy?
Davesprite is best sprite.
Omg homestuck!!😂 I got so happy seeing that
The birds work with the bourgeoisie
If the cartoon TV show is animated in the same style as the cartoon, it's in-universe live action. If it's a different style, it's a cartoon.
Saltmates = literally everyone of my ships
(Also thanks for making me smile much love❤️💙)
Hey want a homestuck reference
This really helped me through my mental break just right now, thank so much for all you do.
I hope you’re feeling better
"Rattle 'em boys!"
Why did that make me laugh so hard? Why that one?
1:41 that is a post from both Tumblr and R/boneappletea.
I stay up just for these posts, then go to sleep feeling happy. I cannot thank you enough for posting these! Going to bed happy is the ultimate destresser!! :)
At exactly 1:00 King of the Hill takes place in Oklahoma, as a Texan, how dare you we grill with wood or charcoal, and would probably be metal benders cause we put a lot more into our mechanics classes than anything else in school, yes even football
Thank you for posting I've had a really stressful night, and watching this video made me laugh a bit!
saltmates, or what I would like to call them...sodichums
Seafriends.
0:52 Me for a good thirty seconds:
"But what else could it be?"
...
.....
"OH."
When will we get a potato boat, where both partners are adorable potatos?
"What talents or skills do you possess that convinces us to hire you?"
Ahem. I am a magician of the wiggle.
The one's with the angry voice and/ or demon voice make me do the laugh. Yeah, that laugh. The not laugh but you can tell it's a laugh. You guys know the one. Well played, Seymour. Well played.
I think you mean the maniacal laugh.
@@deamoncastor7307 This guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
What's with the 3 Dislikes? DIDN'T THEY SEE THE BIRD???
0:15 I can totally relate ha ha... *sobbing*
1:58
It keeps haunting me! Every single flipping time i try to leave the fa dom, it returns. Youre killin me man
The Beedrill one had a continuation that was really good as well
Jeeze people commenting faster than I like the video
Love the new video dude! Perfect way for me to end my first official day living in Texas! (I moved here yesterday but today marks day one of my life here!)
Who you gonna call?
*GHOST BISON!*
1:12 You had me at “free healthcare”...
The thing is, _all_ light wiggles.
Sunburn? Caused by wiggles.
Radio waves? Low 'n' slow wiggles.
Gamma rays? _Deadly wiggles._
After a pretty bad night, this makes me really happy
3:17 I can answer this: If it's the same art style, regular TV. Different art style, cartoons
You weren’t kidding about late-night, it’s like midnight
0:56 When you go through the whole monologue, everything makes perfect sense.
-But, uh, I don't think this Avatar is saving the world more than he is destroying it.-
3:10 me, looking at the poster of Bakugou on my wall: ...stop
2:05 DARN IT NOW I WANT A SKELETON MAFIA!!!
The bird one both made my day and made me die laughing! XD
Horses walk on their toenails
Butter is food lotion
Edits (what y'all put below):
Bats are flying mice
(I need more ideas if you have any please tell)
Bats are flying mice.
Uhhhhhhhhhhh *the word is ending*
@@nicomoist5336 Yo,I gotta ask
What?
Beer is liquid bread
gosh darn it Seymour, I'm going to bed, and the next thing I know, Notification of a new video from you.
So are we all just ignoring how Alaska is labeled as the "Spirit World"? Lol.
I swear These videos have warped my sense of humor beyond understanding...
Don't need to get the reference to know it's funny.
Thank you Seymour. I needed this today. You're videos have helped so much.
1:15 Shhh... you had me at free healthcare.
The Bender kingdoms all I was thinking I AM A WATER BENDER. WHY BECAUSE WE HAVE TOO MUCH WATER HERE LIKE WE HAVE THREE HUGE LAKES
1:58 yesssss hamsuck is BACK we will never die
DND fan: Are you sure about that?
@@deamoncastor7307 ham. suck
This is the earliest I’ve been. And I have no regrets.
2:17 IS THAT WHY THAT ONE AMAZING SHOW WAS CALLED THE WIGGLES? BECAUSE THEY SANG SONGS AND WORE BRIGHT COLOURS?
PrincessPuffin
This is classified information and you will now be taken down by a drone.
@@wizardvozk5874 OH SHI-
I'm glad to be a member of the water tribes
Artists and musicians just love to wiggle wiggle wiggle
How am I the first view and the first like but the 40th comment? RUclips, you're going to rehab!
Dergon
RUclips *Never, you not make me*
1:42 þe fact þat PM read þis in a very deep and condescending voice makes þis about 1987 times better.
"SHOW US THE BIRD!"
I needed this, thanks
Before the video ended I thought Davesprite was the bird in the title
After that "give us the bird" i got an ad for white castle chicken wings and i teared up a little....
also the dragon wages was on a D&D subreddit, and someone brought up Draconic "ladies of the night".. at leats one bard will like that.
0:04 AKA Matt Murdock and Jessica Jones
[There are no thoughts today.]
I saw that this was only posted a few minutes ago and I was like "why would you upload so la-" and then I realized that I'm awake and I contemplated like for a few seconds
My dude Seymour looks to sleep and spits on its face
You can't escape Homestuck
Thanks for making my day a little better
Liking for that last one and also for air wiggles 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
"Would my favorite character like me as a person?"
Kirby, Shaped like a friend
And Robin (Iconoclasts) was so kind enough to her friends and family that she caused a civil war, an economic collapse, and killed God of the "Enemy" side
I come to watch your videos just to giggle myself silly lol thanks for the laughs.
The bird on got me so badly
Ppl always say they stay up late for this but theses are posted at 7ish for me
At the end I expected a middle finger
0:47 Oh god... please... don't let it be W...
I am so confused
Bring us the bird, wipe away the debt
Would probably just end up with a bunch of Beedrill following me around for a bit, like those wasps that decided to hover around me down the Rhine River.
*G I V E M E T H E B I R D*
About the Sweet potato thing, babe. Is that you?
"GIVE US THE BIRD" heh I quote this now
The bird is very pleasing. The beast shall rest happy now
At the moment 2 people have disliked this video and idk why...maybe two saltmates were salty about the magicians of the wiggle...🤔🧐😂
Eh who needs those guys. We like Seymour the way we like him!
Every one talking about the bird but "rattle em boys"
bird has been given
2:54 true 🤣🤣🤣