Im going to ruin something you like you have been warned Milk is just titty secrectoin Every bit of dairy you ever had is the juice of a compressed cow boob
Most everything already mentioned but I’m adding “If we can harness the sun for energy and build devices to see the stars up close, why can’t we make a version of chicken nuggets and soft serve ice cream that’s nutritionally balanced...? Also where can I just bury myself in adorable fluffy animals and how long would it take to train them to take over a food type laboratory so we can get those nuggets already...?”
I once saw that post about Garnet, and someone added one where Steven actually told her to wear oven mitts because it wasn't safe to just pull things out of ovens. Pearl tried to explain that Garnet didn't need it, and Garent just took the oven mitts and put them on. "Safety first."
Happy because steven universe thumbnail, even more happys 'cause of post of totally accurate facts about aces, speaking from ongoing experience. That devil emoji's purple for a reason, guys
On the enderman one i always assumed the enderman just RIPPED you head straight off your body. Like how they're randomly pick up blocks but instead of a random block. It's Your Head.
I am so glad that your videos stay so good for so long time. You are very reliable, Seymour, Thank you. I am pi***d off by people that copy every new trend trying to stay good.
0:18 A wannabe rockstar is trying to summon a demon using the power of memes and the souls of several children he kidnapped and an old bill nye the science guy. Am I close?
Well super villains have to start somewhere. 😁 Well, I think you're awesome. And you are a person of culture and fine taste. I too enjoy a sweet cookie with gravy. 🙂♥️
I love when I scroll through my Tumblr and see a bunch of your posts and become inspired to go watch vids, then realise that I've seen most of the posts...
1:14 My brain power mostly goes to either drawing, writing, browsing youtube, browsing fanfictions or just plain procrastinating... I think I'm using it wisely~
Actually asexuals' extra brainpower goes to food. Typically pasta, but it varies from person to person. My ace friend's excess brainpower is thinking about toast.
1:30 they way he says “overmind” just made me unintentionally read the rest of that pst in the voice of gage from fallout 4 nuke world and I am not amused
1:19 - My brainpower mostly goes to fictional worldbuilding. Like, every time I let my mind drift, it goes straight to stuff like "What would the infrastructure be like in an alien culture where a species of motile plants are the dominant lifeform? How would the plants' lifecycle work?" and similar questions. Usually, I'll get stuck on one world, and develop a lot of details for that one, before moving on to the next one.
Wait, maybe it is a 173 and a 096 crossbreed. That's when it can move while looking, it wants to snap your neck when you look at it, and why when it picks up blocks his arms go outward (trying to snap the blocks neck). And since SCP 096 and 173 can go very fast that's what the teleporting is.
I just learned that biscuits and gravy does not, in fact, use the British term for biscuits. I can't believe I believed that they used COOKIES in biscuits and gravy, but I did. I am not British so I have no excuse for this.
1:52 I don't know if this was a thing pre-COVID, but maybe one could just rent one of those horizontal ice-cream freezers for a day or two and make them
1:13 *HEY!* I take great offense to that! (I am an Asexual)!! I mean, I've thought of taking over the world but then I realized that it would be to much and I'm just a lazy person in general.
The biscuits and gravy one literally made me want to go nuts I do literally have no response for this my brain Hates Me by world is breaking apart this is insane cats and dogs living together it's Anarchy
I was playing this Pictionary game on Roblox and I had to draw a zebra. Some people weren’t getting what I was drawing, so I gave them a hint and I called the zebra an Africa Horse.
Insert "Hey something is missing at 1:10" yeah it's a two line piece... ain't worth doing the video over, going back to bed
Enjoy slumber, and sleep tight!
P.M. Seymour damnit you beat me to it
Im going to ruin something you like you have been warned
Milk is just titty secrectoin
Every bit of dairy you ever had is the juice of a compressed cow boob
Sleep my good, not so innocent any more, man, sleep
I'm going to bed too.
0:06 No matter how strong of a parent you are, be like Garnet and set an example for your meat children
she also has gems on her hands and doesnt want to destroy the pan
1:53 ok bro are we not gonna talk about how *F*CKING BIG THOSE STRAWBERRIES ARE?!?*
Isn't that what is normal?
Umm, gmo my guy. Gmo.
@@imacommenter1255 oh man ur right all thus time i finally have all the answers!!!!!!
**Seymour uploads**
Me: **reads title**
Also me: I don’t need sleep, _I need answers_
It’s 3 am. I clearly am the last part.
Y'all ever stop and think about how roombas eat mostly human skin
Please no
@@natalietodd3431 :)
No but now I do
No, but now I do, and I genuinely hate it. Thanks!
Thanks for this nugget of useless but terrifying information, you bag of meat and bone.
The Good Omens one killed me!
Yes to ineffable husbands!
yessss
Whoop whoop!!
Ive seen that post on tumblr a lot, and still reblog it every. single. time.
Can I get a wahoo
Peyton Beaumont W A H O O
As an asexual I can say my brain power goes to procrastinating
Never change!
Mine goes to a shit ton of artistic hobbies, from knitting to 3D modelling. Also just pure paranoia... meh.
I agree aswell
i'm not procrastinating, i am saving up my power for maximum post-procrastinating adrenaline
I'm pretty sure I'm only asexual because I don't have any brainpower to spare on sexuality. 😅
2:11 So enderman are now just SCP 173 instead of slenderman.
More like if SCP-096 snapped peoples necks instead of [REDACTED] them
@Jonathan P. Who says he doesn’t already
*PEANUT*
I just realized how much I know about SCPs. It's a lot more than I thought.
As an asexual most of my brainpower is going into shipping the ineffable husbands atm.
ME TOO! That and desleep
I don't trust you.
My bestie who is also ace says that all her brain power goes towards world domination
I'm in this comment and I love it
Most everything already mentioned but I’m adding “If we can harness the sun for energy and build devices to see the stars up close, why can’t we make a version of chicken nuggets and soft serve ice cream that’s nutritionally balanced...? Also where can I just bury myself in adorable fluffy animals and how long would it take to train them to take over a food type laboratory so we can get those nuggets already...?”
0:14 istg if you keep doing Good Omens crap im gonna scream i love it so much you weird nerd man
goblins create yes more of this please.
2:17 and instead of the animal turning red and falling over it dies graphically and you get to salvage meat from its decaying corpse
Doofus Musclearms please receive Christ
@@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074 screw that guy
@@themitochondriaisthepowerh2074 Oh and Christ comes down and kill everyone who says that
And you can salvage meat from players as well
@@scottdparrott i thought necrophilia was outlawed
In other news that pic of David Tennant is now my lock screen wallpaper
It's what he would want
For those who don't know, biscuits in England are a type of cookie.
Cookies and gravy.
ah, but what if it was creamed gravy without the gravy?
The biscuits are more savoury.
Thanks, you saved me the hassle of Googling it
Yeap. Got to love those sweet sweet cookies with gravy. ♥️♥️♥️
I'm just picturing a single jammy dodger floating on top of a jug of gravy.
(Worth being up until 5 am)
I was about to say its 1 until I realized that other countries have different times
@@AverageEldritchEntity wut
*(Worth being up until 7 am)
I need some sleep...
i almost cried when i saw the good omens post im not ok the ineffable husbands have taken over my life
I once saw that post about Garnet, and someone added one where Steven actually told her to wear oven mitts because it wasn't safe to just pull things out of ovens. Pearl tried to explain that Garnet didn't need it, and Garent just took the oven mitts and put them on. "Safety first."
"Minecraft 2: Enderman snaps your neck"
HOO boy you'll love SCP: Containment Breach. Especially SCP 173, that ol' Peanut.
Tyles H. McAllister peanut child
You started with a Steven Universe post followed by a Good Omens post. I love you.
Happy because steven universe thumbnail, even more happys 'cause of post of totally accurate facts about aces, speaking from ongoing experience. That devil emoji's purple for a reason, guys
i'm so glad i get to stay up and just laugh my head and almost wake up other humans because of these videos
I LOVE YOU PAT
Never change you beautiful mortal.
Hello everyone! Hope y'all are having a good day/night! :3
Edit: Hold the phone! 109 likes?! Thanks guys! Never got more than 15! 😅
Thanks! Same to you!
U too wolf guy! 😃
2:12 basically SCP-096
Also the scream at the end was golden
But reskined.
173, you mean.
@@tattersthebat6253 nope 96
wait so it isn't 173??
173 for the snapping necks bit
The good omens one is completely accurate and i love it
That is the most accurate summary of Good Omens I have ever seen - Well done random Tumblr user lol
I’ve seen good omens and I can’t explain that image.
Introducing: Enderman 2
They don't die in water and instakill you
2:13 might as well give it the powers of SCPeanut 173
so it can become the ultimate being
1:17 *crap they found out*
Garnet wears oven mitts to prevent hurting the gems on her hands.
Wow I get so happy when I get these notifications every night cause I forget about them
1:36 actually made me smile so much ahah
❤️❤️❤️❤️
We need like a whole Tumblr compilation about Good Omens. I'm okay if Seymour doesn't do it but...somebody pls do this
0:17 you.....got it..... on the nose
THE GOOD OMENS ONE WAS SO ACCURATE I-
2:19 the games called Containment Breach 2: Electric Boogaloo
That's a good one.
Hey you yes you the person scrolling through your the best and have a good day/night
I think you mean you’re instead of your
Anyone who gets this wrong is clearly an uncultured swine and should have they’re head cut off
Dont tell me what to do. You're not my parent.
@@marinerules1 leave the positive bean alone.
You have a nice day as well.
Ricardo Sarabia
The same to you
Sometimes I mix up random words in a sentence then laugh at them for hours:
"Be careful who you call middle in ugly school."
1:31 YESSSS FEARRR USSS!!! ESPECIALLY MEEEEE!!!!! I AM NOT AS CUTE AS I APPEAR! I AM A DANGEROUS KILLING MACHINE!!!!
Whatever you say Peridot
@@deamoncastor7307 MLEM!!!!! SHADUP YOU CLOD!!!!
@@pericatt You may not be able to see it but I'm smiling like an idiot at the cuteness you're producing. Also ouch me heart.
@@deamoncastor7307 SHUT UP!! (●`・ノдヽ・) ‘`゛ヵャロ-!! I AM NOT CUTE!!!
*_Yeah, sure, you pebble._*
The fact that both P.M. and I made an audible noise of disgust at the UK term for biscuits gives me hope
That hope is doomed. Mwa ha ha ha haa. 😈
i just wanna know what goddamn radiation plant jonny got those strawberries from
This is a grand video your voice literally calms me down and helps me go to sleep at night thank you also you are very funny
this is the best thing that could've been uploaded on my birthday
I'm so happy that Good Omens post is here...:')
On the enderman one i always assumed the enderman just RIPPED you head straight off your body. Like how they're randomly pick up blocks but instead of a random block. It's Your Head.
I am so glad that your videos stay so good for so long time. You are very reliable, Seymour, Thank you.
I am pi***d off by people that copy every new trend trying to stay good.
I have no words for the last one
Just the searing rage of a thousand suns?
0:18 A wannabe rockstar is trying to summon a demon using the power of memes and the souls of several children he kidnapped and an old bill nye the science guy. Am I close?
Hey Seymour the video glitches at the ibuprofen part
1:30
I don’t know what other asexuals/aromantics think about, but I think about school, life, world domination, and cats.
Told my dad about the last bit. He said it depends on the type of gravy, too. Like, it could be made of chocolate or something.
2:17 so Enderman are a race of SCP-173 now?
1:13 naughty Seymour
The biscuits and gravy was far worse than I imagined ommg.
It went from buttery biscuits sitting in thick meat sauce to
OH MY GOSH WHYYYY?;?
Our lord and savior has posted super late/early, good thing I don’t sleep!
What you need is a coma.
Deamon Castor thank you kind sir
'Biscuits and gravy.' Ok.
'But it's the UK term for biscuits' *SCREAMS IN HORROR*
EeveeStar 682 what the hell is the American biscuit please explain so I don't have this gross concoction stuck in my head
Shadow Trepadon it’s kinda like a scone
1. RUclips needs to stop drinking.
2. The bad day assassin sounds amazing.
3. I’m not cute.
4. I would probably still eat the biscuits and gravy.
Well super villains have to start somewhere. 😁
Well, I think you're awesome.
And you are a person of culture and fine taste. I too enjoy a sweet cookie with gravy. 🙂♥️
2:34 neither does google, actually
2:13
*_DDLC Natsuki flashbacks_*
_shudders_
good omens content at its finest
1:10 just the lack of context makes this the best part of any video
I love when I scroll through my Tumblr and see a bunch of your posts and become inspired to go watch vids, then realise that I've seen most of the posts...
Endermen 2: they have finally conquered the oceans and rain, there is no escape now
enderman: dread it, run from it, destiny always arrives....I have arrived
1:14
My brain power mostly goes to either drawing, writing, browsing youtube, browsing fanfictions or just plain procrastinating... I think I'm using it wisely~
I loved that good omens one
2:11 Thanks Seymour, I was already scared of Endermen but now it's even worse! Yaaaaaaaaaay....
Actually asexuals' extra brainpower goes to food. Typically pasta, but it varies from person to person. My ace friend's excess brainpower is thinking about toast.
I saw the last one and literally I'm crying now. Thanks Seymour
Thank you Pat.
0:18 "BEHOLD CHILDREN! I SHALL NOW MAKE IT RAIN!"~a father who's really good at predicting weather
"Enderman snap your neck." Sooo, SCP-173?
1:30 they way he says “overmind” just made me unintentionally read the rest of that pst in the voice of gage from fallout 4 nuke world and I am not amused
1:19 - My brainpower mostly goes to fictional worldbuilding. Like, every time I let my mind drift, it goes straight to stuff like "What would the infrastructure be like in an alien culture where a species of motile plants are the dominant lifeform? How would the plants' lifecycle work?" and similar questions. Usually, I'll get stuck on one world, and develop a lot of details for that one, before moving on to the next one.
....that last one, WHOEVER WROTE THAT IS GOING TO BE FORCED TO EAT THAT.
Happily munching on one now. 😉
Endermen snapping your neck? I think the game you’re looking for is SCP Containment Breach
1:23 as an asexual I can confirm I'm definatley WAY dumber than my non-asexual friends.
Hi voice boi. Edit: 2:14 are you sure you don't work at the S.C.P Foundation?
Plot twist he IS an SCP
@@Caeser_the_Marylander DUN DUN DDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
Enderman = SCP-096
Wait, maybe it is a 173 and a 096 crossbreed. That's when it can move while looking, it wants to snap your neck when you look at it, and why when it picks up blocks his arms go outward (trying to snap the blocks neck). And since SCP 096 and 173 can go very fast that's what the teleporting is.
@@Caeser_the_Marylander that's a very good explanation for the enderman.
I do not know a single thing about good omans AND I WOULD DESCRIBE THAT SCENE LIKE THAT
as someone who knows shit about good omens, you should be proud of yourself.
I cannot thank you enough for including Good Omens shitposts you're doing the Lord's work
I just learned that biscuits and gravy does not, in fact, use the British term for biscuits. I can't believe I believed that they used COOKIES in biscuits and gravy, but I did. I am not British so I have no excuse for this.
0:30
11th Doctor having one of his many *many* fits
didn't expect getting highlighted, love your content bro, keep up the good work.
Thank you. I just clicked RUclips on my phone & you uploaded.
It's 11pm, I'm happy, now time to sleep.
I’m stressed, depression and band obsessed.
I’m Pan and in a panic (at the disco)
I love you for this
Baked Cookie Dough I don’t even remember but thank you for the love
So the SCP games are now Minecraft 2?
2:47 when you’re walking to get some food and then your cat eats your foot
0:17 A man tries to bring the rains down in Africa as gentleman Draco and their kids watch
1:52 I don't know if this was a thing pre-COVID, but maybe one could just rent one of those horizontal ice-cream freezers for a day or two and make them
Minecraft 2 should be a hybrid of Skyrim and Minecraft
1:13
*HEY!* I take great offense to that! (I am an Asexual)!!
I mean, I've thought of taking over the world but then I realized that it would be to much and I'm just a lazy person in general.
I'm telling you, they're onto us!
If we let them dig any deeper they might reveal our master plan!
They are too stupid to do anything about it.
@@lucifers.morningstar3805 Not necessarily too stupid, they're just wasting their brainpower with other stuff
The biscuits and gravy one literally made me want to go nuts I do literally have no response for this my brain Hates Me by world is breaking apart this is insane cats and dogs living together it's Anarchy
The last one made me so -ir- rationally angry so quick.
Marmite moments. 🙂
@@carolinelabbott2451 *Down here in da sout talkin like that man did'll get cha hert*
@@YEAHKINDA 😁
As an asexual I don't know how to feel but I use my brain power to get through school without dying
High Five fellow Asexual, I dont see enough of our kind
0:31 Not gonna lie, I was kinda expecting someone in that thread to recommend Sneak King
I was playing this Pictionary game on Roblox and I had to draw a zebra. Some people weren’t getting what I was drawing, so I gave them a hint and I called the zebra an Africa Horse.
Yo like this is the first time I’ve seen one of these BEFORE it has been a hour after upload
1:30 actually i dont get the extra brain power, my brain is just constant wii music
You sir win the internet today by using that last Tumbler post. :)
yes good omens! the gay angel demon show! (best series ever)
17 seconds in and you already mentioned two fandoms I'm in