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  • @benregnier2291
    @benregnier2291 6 лет назад +1619

    Anyone else amazed that the tts voice perfectly captures the noise at 7:08?

    • @qwertyCandy
      @qwertyCandy 6 лет назад +50

      Ben Regnier Easily the best moment.

    • @tankloverrc1344
      @tankloverrc1344 6 лет назад +30

      Yes. And holy fuck is it funny XD

    • @Kiwi_Tea
      @Kiwi_Tea 6 лет назад +18

      Too accurate!

    • @java6177
      @java6177 5 лет назад +9

      I have no idea how

    • @mondolee
      @mondolee 5 лет назад +9

      I was legit shocked😂

  • @swxxtpea999
    @swxxtpea999 6 лет назад +727

    “Give me this sappy romance novel right now”
    Me, looking at the word gay: something got skipped...

    • @halfbloodprincess298
      @halfbloodprincess298 4 года назад +67

      i was like bruh did you just censor the word gay-

    • @halfbloodprincess298
      @halfbloodprincess298 4 года назад +48

      Probably something to do with the stupid RUclips algorithm

    • @snakinatrix4435
      @snakinatrix4435 4 года назад +63

      I literally didn't notice because my brain autofilled the robot voice saying "gay"

    • @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
      @HexenkoeniginVonAngmar 4 года назад +18

      @@snakinatrix4435 Same xD

    • @froggy904
      @froggy904 4 года назад +7

      Doesn't change the fact that it's a sappy romance novel

  • @splooshsplash2499
    @splooshsplash2499 6 лет назад +1578

    i havent heard a cat go *bir ra ra ra ra ra ra ra* before.

    • @justinbaxter7640
      @justinbaxter7640 6 лет назад +122

      But have you ever heard your cat go “ra ra Rasputin Russia’s greatest love machine”

    • @erklingames6009
      @erklingames6009 6 лет назад +12

      wonders beyond As a matter of fact...

    • @kaylatanouye7022
      @kaylatanouye7022 6 лет назад +6

      Justin Baxter That's a pretty good song

    • @lunabautista2992
      @lunabautista2992 6 лет назад +5

      Justin Baxter
      Okay these reference are 👌🏼👌🏼

    • @splooshsplash2499
      @splooshsplash2499 6 лет назад +6

      Okay, my good people! This; Russia, Vitas, 7th Element.

  • @soggyrats
    @soggyrats 6 лет назад +706

    11:00 *_isn't that a Panic! at the disco song?_*
    *_yes, yes it is_*

  • @geebeedee9509
    @geebeedee9509 6 лет назад +1559

    I believe in *H E U S* Christ, our lord and saviour.

    • @fleurjaye5979
      @fleurjaye5979 6 лет назад +39

      NormalPerson praise *H E U S*

    • @bleujaye
      @bleujaye 6 лет назад +28

      NormalPerson *H E U S* ❤️

    • @serrinaisdying9705
      @serrinaisdying9705 6 лет назад +10

      i was totally gonna make that comment

    • @Emblazened
      @Emblazened 6 лет назад +5

      God damn it, I've been beaten to the comment section again

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +3

      Hues?

  • @UnderTheTableGremlin
    @UnderTheTableGremlin 6 лет назад +159

    11:04 it took me a whole five years to figure out that this is where the titles of the panic at the disco songs are from

    • @vee488
      @vee488 4 года назад

      lol yeah

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 6 лет назад +105

    7:10 This sounded more accurate than I expected

  • @gferrol118
    @gferrol118 6 лет назад +937

    1:09 well that's an interesting way to pronounce Jesus

  • @x_8643
    @x_8643 6 лет назад +548

    The lesbian horoscope thing was so cute aaaaaaaaaaw 😍😍😍

  • @thecondiffs
    @thecondiffs 6 лет назад +50

    jack black is literally the only human*buffers*
    Me: oh is he?

  • @GameWorks12
    @GameWorks12 6 лет назад +238

    I feel like I've seen like 80% of these

    • @RegulatorCRF
      @RegulatorCRF 6 лет назад +2

      GameWorks12 the simulation is glitching

    • @DarkKnife1100
      @DarkKnife1100 6 лет назад +9

      yeah assuming you watch cowbelly lol

    • @dumpsockpuppet5619
      @dumpsockpuppet5619 6 лет назад +4

      GameWorks12 i'm thonking either Cuestar or P.M. Seymour

    • @GameWorks12
      @GameWorks12 6 лет назад +3

      SheffieldsOwnFatBoy Him, cuestar, Soft Kore. All of them basically

    • @xenraven6882
      @xenraven6882 6 лет назад

      Ye cowbelly repeats each meme in all the videos atleast once

  • @rancidprince3133
    @rancidprince3133 6 лет назад +645

    1:45 why do you have to skip gay?

  • @dog2003
    @dog2003 6 лет назад +284

    I only came for panic! at the disco really

  • @maipetallis5583
    @maipetallis5583 5 лет назад +14

    For the horoscope one, I thought it was gonna be like in Psych when the main character wrote horoscopes specific to people he knew- example, to his father, “You are a cranky old man and you should return the BB gun you stole from your son when he was twelve.”
    Reality was much cuter.

  • @sydsmiles4748
    @sydsmiles4748 6 лет назад +101

    At 10:16 I knew it was MCR before they said it was MCR.... this is my life.......... (I could tell by the way Gerard was standing and his hair) 😂😂

    • @thatoneemoweeb6916
      @thatoneemoweeb6916 6 лет назад +6

      SydSmiles 47 Yes another emo

    • @Jazz_bonez85
      @Jazz_bonez85 6 лет назад +11

      We emos are everywhere, and there is no way to escape us.

    • @angelic7532
      @angelic7532 6 лет назад +5

      Moist Milkshake Damn I wish I was cool enough to be called Mikey way :( I just get called annoying lmao

    • @potatochip6879
      @potatochip6879 6 лет назад +2

      Me too xd

    • @awkward-scarfy-boi9400
      @awkward-scarfy-boi9400 6 лет назад +5

      I HAVE FOUND THE EMOS

  • @Starmadien2019
    @Starmadien2019 6 лет назад +115

    1:24 I'd read that gay sappy romance novel.

    • @konchu4u608
      @konchu4u608 5 лет назад +2

      It would bring world peace

  • @mxsinist3r
    @mxsinist3r 6 лет назад +70

    Noticed all the emo ones immediately like....the last one was a Panic! Reference...

    • @potatochip6879
      @potatochip6879 6 лет назад +2

      Your pfp reminds me of palaye royale logo. Also the mcr one

    • @potatochip6879
      @potatochip6879 6 лет назад +1

      Not the mcr logo the mcr tumblr thing

    • @abbigibson5573
      @abbigibson5573 6 лет назад +2

      Potato Chip I’m pretty sure it is the Palaye Royale logo, I got really excited when I saw it (also considering the account name is “Walmart Remington Leith” I’m gonna say they are definitely a Palaye fan

  • @theteutonking3306
    @theteutonking3306 6 лет назад +37

    10:35; a magician asks you to pick a card, any card in fact. You do. You ask for its PIN. You took his credit/debit card.

  • @alexanderlovesall1307
    @alexanderlovesall1307 6 лет назад +21

    I HEARD THE WORDS 'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE' AND LOST IT

  • @gracerogers4622
    @gracerogers4622 6 лет назад +25

    Panic at the disco in the thumbnail? I click

  • @alexcastro8425
    @alexcastro8425 6 лет назад +18

    0:56 Yes, a really good book.

  • @spacedragon8929
    @spacedragon8929 5 лет назад +10

    6:53 my head switched the words "sorted" and "fisting" (in the url) so I read it as "had a dream that I was getting fisted at hogwarts" and honestly I don't know what to do with myself anymore

  • @Tonique524
    @Tonique524 6 лет назад +18

    *The Purge: Season's Greetings*

  • @silent_ptr
    @silent_ptr 6 лет назад +11

    Australian Confession:
    I've never ridden a Kangaroo.

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 5 лет назад +9

    10:26
    Background Music: **HARMONICA INTENSIFIES**

  • @CabbageSandwich
    @CabbageSandwich 6 лет назад +5

    I thought the human sound for
    "There are bees here let's leave immediately" was
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!*

  • @CG00785
    @CG00785 6 лет назад +15

    *sees thumbnail*
    So that’s how Brendon titled his music

  • @keith1078
    @keith1078 6 лет назад +68

    Came for the thumbnail
    Any panic! Fans?

    • @Glassofass
      @Glassofass 6 лет назад

      No

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 6 лет назад

      Ruby Amann we need to revive mcr

    • @Glassofass
      @Glassofass 6 лет назад

      Frerard is much Wow no we dont

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 6 лет назад

      jαͼk rῖϼϼεr can you respect our opinion and fuck off? Maybe you don’t like mcr or panic! But we do so respect opinions.

    • @keith1078
      @keith1078 6 лет назад +2

      jαͼk rῖϼϼεr and you’re subscribed to Logan Paul smh,I think we have much better taste than you.

  • @xyu_official77
    @xyu_official77 6 лет назад +14

    PANIC! AT. THE. DISCO.
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @jellojam1722
    @jellojam1722 6 лет назад +5

    11:01
    Now I know where Brendon Urie's inspiration comes from.

  • @f.i.r.e.5119
    @f.i.r.e.5119 4 года назад +8

    0:43
    "No, no, no, the moon landings were real! _It's the moon that's fake."_
    8:05
    Actually, in the Clone Wars TV series, he _at least_ helps mind-trick Cad Bane...
    Discounting the Clone Wars (and this bit is more interesting anyway), I read a theory recently that Padmé never really loved Anakin; she was mind-tricked, which sounds ludicrously creepy until you read the theory, which explains that Anakin was probably too ignorant to even know what he was doing.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад

      In a technical sense of the word, it’s still creepy. His intentions are unknown but he was in a clear position to harm someone.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 года назад

      Thank you for the information

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 3 года назад +1

    That horoscope story was so freakin' cute!!

  • @einplaysbad
    @einplaysbad 6 лет назад +12

    11:03 Lazy Town Panic at the non existent disco

  • @juni5680
    @juni5680 6 лет назад +205

    10:25 YES MY FAVES HELLO

  • @thatlibrarysmell720
    @thatlibrarysmell720 6 лет назад +9

    I GOT SORTED INTO GTUNGLEBUNK TOO IN A DREAM. IT WAS BROWN AND THE MASCOT WAS A RAILROAD.

  • @tychogoedhart286
    @tychogoedhart286 5 лет назад +1

    The snow one would be dope, just be woken up in the morning by a loud WAP and your floor shaking for a second and you look outside and all the cars in the lot are covered in snow and you can see the alarm lights shine through the snow

  • @thatawkwardturtle2592
    @thatawkwardturtle2592 6 лет назад +6

    I only came for Panic!
    But then I see MCR and I freak the flip out.

  • @mihajlojovanovic7651
    @mihajlojovanovic7651 6 лет назад +64

    *IQ increases*

  • @marie-isabellescardina6698
    @marie-isabellescardina6698 4 года назад +3

    having the voice say L.A. as “la” is my favorite thing ever
    Edit: JEDI IS “JEEDEE”

  • @cally_the_kiwi9291
    @cally_the_kiwi9291 5 лет назад +2

    2:45 I can just imagine them saying ‘it’s ok little roomba its ok, it just thunder your safe with me ‘

  • @UNKN0WNSHAD0W
    @UNKN0WNSHAD0W 6 лет назад +6

    The thumbnail is very panic! at the disco and I like it

  • @misfitroo
    @misfitroo 5 лет назад +1

    2:01 Behold: my favorite text post on the internet

  • @__taylor___
    @__taylor___ 6 лет назад +4

    I SEE THE THUMBNAIL I CLICK PANIC! IS MY LIFE AND TBISE ARE MY FAVORITE SONGS OFF OF FEVER

  • @leahhunter9760
    @leahhunter9760 6 лет назад +2

    8:11 I swear to fuck I heard the robot narrator guy chuckle.

  • @metallicarchaea1820
    @metallicarchaea1820 6 лет назад +19

    2:08 is me in every game. I finish games with stockpiles of all the good and rare stuff and end up disappointed that I didn't use it on the last boss.

  • @Alphae21
    @Alphae21 6 лет назад +1

    4:10 yup, I was imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger as well

  • @visualgagging
    @visualgagging 6 лет назад +34

    10:26 _WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA_

  • @eracqoon
    @eracqoon 4 года назад +1

    If snow fell in blankets I'd get like 3 feet of snow all at once, it would be really f-ing scary

  • @robertdownerjr5028
    @robertdownerjr5028 6 лет назад +5

    July, August, September, October, November, and December
    Jason D
    Heathers anyone?

    • @al_exists
      @al_exists 5 лет назад +1

      I have found my people

  • @brosideon6491
    @brosideon6491 5 лет назад

    Dude your a lifesaver my mom caught me up and said what are you watching and started laughing hard at the 6 of ace

  • @irishuisman1450
    @irishuisman1450 5 лет назад +4

    That roomba scared of thunderstorms is the most wholesome shit I've heard all day :3

  • @hiagain1463
    @hiagain1463 4 года назад +1

    2:14 I felt this... I always try to weaken the Legendary Pokémon and use a regular ball to catch them. Even if I have the Master Ball.

  • @mr.handyunit2652
    @mr.handyunit2652 6 лет назад +9

    British confession: I think beans on toast isn’t that good

  • @erikferrelli7385
    @erikferrelli7385 3 года назад

    1000th comment. Beat you guys to it. Also, really good, keep up the good work!

  • @astrodreamer946
    @astrodreamer946 6 лет назад +4

    8:26 This sounds like a horrible Algebra question if you put the two sentences together. lol

    • @GokuInfintysaiyan
      @GokuInfintysaiyan 6 лет назад

      AstroDreamer
      The exact ones they gave us on the test that had one study guide which had one problem... “2+2=_”

  • @168natasha
    @168natasha 6 лет назад

    I just thought our noise for "there are bees here lets leave immediately" was just to scream BEES!

  • @Daark_Karma
    @Daark_Karma 5 лет назад +4

    "You see the weirdest things in "Lah"."

  • @abistorey252
    @abistorey252 4 года назад

    Honestly, the best part of this is the guys voice 😂😂

  • @crogg8889
    @crogg8889 6 лет назад +9

    " In la" I'm dying

    • @kaycrocheted
      @kaycrocheted 6 лет назад

      Ruby Amann I was GONNA SAY THAT DANGIT

    • @crogg8889
      @crogg8889 6 лет назад

      Peachie rip soz bud

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 5 лет назад

    Holy crap!!! 2:30 !!! Lololol sounds like a scene in "Batteries Not included "....

  • @meeowvi
    @meeowvi 6 лет назад +4

    You guys the two panic! At the Disco songs "lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off" and "but it's better if your do" are based off the movie those screenshots are taken from. I love panic! Don't get me wrong here (it's actually my favorite band) but it's not a reference to the songs. The joke is that the girl looks like the main character in lazy town and that she's saying something inappropriate for a kids show (which lazy town is) it has nothing to do with panic!

    • @p3p1jnlol
      @p3p1jnlol 6 лет назад

      I know! The people in the comments are so dumb! I love panic! But come on guys

  • @BurntGatorade
    @BurntGatorade 4 года назад

    7:06
    When the voice says
    “Fuwububwubuwub” I can’t stop hearing it in my head.

  • @viktorvikinikfiki8607
    @viktorvikinikfiki8607 6 лет назад +47

    *Heus*

  • @terminaldeity
    @terminaldeity 5 лет назад +1

    9:02 I'm a direct service social worker, and have to document times when I monitor medication. I also just write a or p. My coworkers have not caught on.

  • @Squonka
    @Squonka 6 лет назад +13

    4:30
    _and then everyone clapped_

  • @flaoro
    @flaoro 4 года назад

    8:10 **flashback to Clone Wars animated tv show**
    Anakin, interrogating one of those flying bug people from Tatooine: you will tell me what I want to know
    Bug thingy: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot. My race doesn't react to Jedi mind tricks.
    Anakin, looming threateningly and cracking his knuckles: oh, I'm not using mind tricks, fucker
    **screams echo in the distance as it cuts to a different shot**

  • @washablejunk281
    @washablejunk281 6 лет назад +71

    Robots can’t say gay?

  • @chaseheike3680
    @chaseheike3680 6 лет назад +2

    2:30 We have domesticated the roombas on to the drones

  • @soggyrats
    @soggyrats 6 лет назад +5

    10:15 *_YYAASS BBITCH YYAASS!!_*

  • @theshyflowergirl3259
    @theshyflowergirl3259 5 лет назад

    OMG IM LOSING MY SHIT THATS HILARIOUS THE VOICE WHEN THEY DESCRIBE MOVING SHEET METAL THE FUCKING VOICE HA!

  • @callum5665
    @callum5665 6 лет назад +83

    WHAT EPISODE OF LAZZY TOWN WAS IT??????

    • @carlvanrooyen6401
      @carlvanrooyen6401 6 лет назад +52

      It wasn’t from lazy town, it was from a movie from 2004 called closer

    • @saivionshaver5043
      @saivionshaver5043 6 лет назад +32

      Carl van Rooyen ur the definition of a good person.....

    • @Maniac-007
      @Maniac-007 6 лет назад +7

      Carl van Rooyen thank u sir u just saved my 11 minutes from being wasted by wathig this video

    • @xyu_official77
      @xyu_official77 6 лет назад +17

      It was a Panic At The Disco music video I think

    • @kendallhiggins1
      @kendallhiggins1 6 лет назад +20

      The words are photoshopped. They’re part of a panic at the disco song

  • @jessielongshaw2946
    @jessielongshaw2946 5 лет назад +2

    7:30 made me die of laughter for actually like 5 minutes 😂😂

  • @michaelandrews4323
    @michaelandrews4323 6 лет назад +20

    9:20 *osh*

  • @xia0shi
    @xia0shi 4 года назад +1

    10:15 I MANAGED TO FIND THE ORIGINAL TUMBLR POST ABOUT A WEEK AGO, AND I WAS LIKE, "HOLY F*CKING HECK I HAVE BEEN BLESSED" and that kids, is the power of MCR-

  • @dianaarcher8454
    @dianaarcher8454 6 лет назад +3

    7:09 It actually kinda sounds like laminated paper...

  • @atmoak7063
    @atmoak7063 4 года назад +1

    I was casually doing my nightly workout routine, clicked on this video, and for some reason the volume was all the way up rip me

  • @franklinthesheep8551
    @franklinthesheep8551 6 лет назад +4

    10:24 my chemical romance... nice

  • @criesincowboy9629
    @criesincowboy9629 5 лет назад

    That Harvard business school one never gets old.

  • @Jacob-jo9ep
    @Jacob-jo9ep 6 лет назад +7

    This is literally just cowbelly. The moment he does tumblr things, you do. I mean cowbelly couldve stolen the idea from someone else but i doubt it since i never saw a comp like that before.

  • @sunsetskye483
    @sunsetskye483 4 года назад +1

    7:14 That is the sound of a fish out of water. You just can't hear it.
    The voice is a fish confirmed.

  • @calmiller941
    @calmiller941 6 лет назад +15

    1:47 why didn't the robot voice thingy say "gay"? It's not a bad word you know.......

    • @tkrowgamer
      @tkrowgamer 5 лет назад +1

      Callie Miller
      It is in this age.

    • @ericawiest6879
      @ericawiest6879 4 года назад +1

      @@tkrowgamer no the yt algorithm is just homophobic or sum

  • @stslobb5683
    @stslobb5683 6 лет назад +1

    1:53 a FUCKING WASP FLEW IN WHEN THIS CAME IN AND I FUCKING SCREECHED SO LOUD AND NOW IM DYING IS SEVEN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES GOD HELP ME

  • @childishstalker9855
    @childishstalker9855 6 лет назад +5

    Excuse me did you censore the word gay

  • @rebeccahamm2349
    @rebeccahamm2349 5 лет назад +1

    9:40 My favorite is when your having three conversations with the person in a group chat and another conversation with them in pms on the same app.

  • @uno1539
    @uno1539 6 лет назад +12

    1:46 okay but why did you cut out the word gay

    • @legoshurtlikesatan3292
      @legoshurtlikesatan3292 6 лет назад +3

      Cats205 RUclips algorithm would demonitize the video, I think. It's also why they skip over the curse words

    • @ShacolateClown
      @ShacolateClown 6 лет назад +12

      wonders beyond "gay is a race" really now?

    • @uno1539
      @uno1539 6 лет назад +5

      Yeah a bit off but you get what they meant

    • @childishstalker9855
      @childishstalker9855 6 лет назад +5

      GAY IS A RACE

    • @SilverAceOfSpades
      @SilverAceOfSpades 6 лет назад

      @@Spiderrss gay is neither a choice nor a race.

  • @emmafreeman3378
    @emmafreeman3378 5 лет назад +1

    When I saw the bench press goose thing I went: nyahahahahahhaahahahhaahahhahaha

  • @NexisCatzus
    @NexisCatzus 6 лет назад +4

    Didn't Comment Awards make this video?

  • @criesincowboy9629
    @criesincowboy9629 5 лет назад

    That room a story is adorable.

  • @marshall4448
    @marshall4448 6 лет назад +20

    Why didnt you say gay at 1:46?

    • @marshall4448
      @marshall4448 6 лет назад +3

      You're allowed to say it fellow American

    • @marshall4448
      @marshall4448 6 лет назад +2

      Jonah Prochniak how do you know that's correct. Other videos say gay when its factual

    • @AI-gl6gs
      @AI-gl6gs 6 лет назад

      J.R. Roberts it’s happened before on multiple videos

    • @marshall4448
      @marshall4448 6 лет назад

      Lexi Heart but this guy isnt considered a conservative channel, I think he can get away with it

    • @anna-ti6fy
      @anna-ti6fy 6 лет назад +5

      J.R. Roberts that's not how the RUclips algorithm works

  • @optimusprowse6448
    @optimusprowse6448 4 года назад

    The one with Jason Derulo made me laugh so hard!!

  • @ohitkat
    @ohitkat 6 лет назад +10

    ok so 1. why does this channel not narrate ‘swear words’? 2. why did this channel consider gay a swear word? (edit: i know it is for monetization reasons, but most of these videos arent even monetized LOL)

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 4 года назад +1

    4:43 I will have to have 3 girls and name them April, May, and June, and 1 boy named Jason. then when people go "aw, you couldn't keep up the pattern" I'll smile knowingly and laugh.

  • @whisper3856
    @whisper3856 6 лет назад +4

    I was here before most people.

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 6 лет назад +9

    But I actually want to know what episode of Lazytown that's from

    • @xuanquangtran3370
      @xuanquangtran3370 6 лет назад

      Galimeer5
      it was not lazytown

    • @emilym7848
      @emilym7848 6 лет назад

      It’s a panic at the disco song

    • @taylorbritt499
      @taylorbritt499 6 лет назад +2

      Its from the movie Closer released in 2004 and the quotes were used for the titles of 2 Panic! at the Disco songs.

    • @lesliechrum6823
      @lesliechrum6823 6 лет назад

      Emily actually it's two songs so

  • @kamzito3332
    @kamzito3332 6 лет назад +2

    0:27 i took 1 look at this person's pfp and thought it was a lama with sunglasses, not a yelling cat

  • @Cybo-18
    @Cybo-18 6 лет назад +11

    Whose mans is this? He said LAH not L.A.
    Tf is Jeedi?

  • @iwkm.
    @iwkm. 5 лет назад +1

    3:35 damn you dude I thought some 420 stuff was going down if ya know what I mean

  • @shooketh208
    @shooketh208 6 лет назад +6

    Why didn’t you say gay? 1:46

  • @serrinaisdying9705
    @serrinaisdying9705 6 лет назад

    i was drinking some water while holding my laptop and at 5:50 I spit water every where I saved my computer in the nick of time!
    Goddamit Mr.Noodle

  • @rabbiqa
    @rabbiqa 6 лет назад +6

    *in la*