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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025
  • Funny Tumblr Posts to Brighten Your Day. Best Collection of Tumblr Posts. Ep.3
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  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey 5 лет назад +584

    "Babe, you're so Africa by Toto"
    ...
    'cause *IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOOOOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAY FROM YOOOOUUUU*

    • @Nex.the.Person
      @Nex.the.Person 5 лет назад +6

      Why am I laughing so hard at this?😂😂😂😂😂

    • @festethephule7553
      @festethephule7553 5 лет назад +1

      @@Nex.the.Person
      Because it's funny.

    • @theimperiumofman102
      @theimperiumofman102 5 лет назад +2

      But the question is, does that mean she’s or Good or bad.

    • @real_djungelskog
      @real_djungelskog 4 года назад +1

      *I BLESS THE RAAAAAAAAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @leetlebob8203
    @leetlebob8203 6 лет назад +2261

    That sexuality band club is the best idea I've ever heard...

    • @mikewazowski471
      @mikewazowski471 6 лет назад +123

      Finally I won't have a bunch of straight people bothering me.. wait no.. I meant.. shit it's too late to take it back.. fuck...

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 6 лет назад +16

      I think it's a good idea, but I would never go there.

    • @leetlebob8203
      @leetlebob8203 6 лет назад +48

      Mr Teepawt be easier for people to get together without going through fucking online bullshit...

    • @chronictonicwizardcat
      @chronictonicwizardcat 6 лет назад +5

      Phionex Asher I think he was joking

    • @Helltamirre
      @Helltamirre 6 лет назад +29

      Uh-huh. Half the people would be wearing 'i am looking for etc. Because we all think we're funny.

  • @nunyabusiness6450
    @nunyabusiness6450 6 лет назад +826

    *in car*
    Fwoop
    "Oh well my uterus fell out again"

    • @wobinbade
      @wobinbade 6 лет назад +35

      Keisi Grace *f w o o p*

    • @kottonkandy0962
      @kottonkandy0962 5 лет назад +24

      *_f w o o p_*

    • @3bydacreekside
      @3bydacreekside 5 лет назад +19

      Im a guy, so mine go schwoomp

    • @coolperson1158
      @coolperson1158 5 лет назад +6

      F w o o p

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 5 лет назад +13

      The disturbing part is this can actually happen, but it usually requires that the woman had given birth at some point.

  • @Wolfwoofann
    @Wolfwoofann 6 лет назад +402

    If someone steps on my foot, I look up at them, stare them directly in the eyes, give them enough time to rethink their actions, then quietly say...
    ow.
    Edit: I realize, two years later, that saying ow is technically still opening my mouth

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 5 лет назад +13

      Because of that post, I instinctively slug anyone who (intentionally) steps on my foot.

    • @SharpSquid_12
      @SharpSquid_12 5 лет назад +6

      I'm more likely to open my mouth if I accidentally step on someones foot then if someone steps on my foot

    • @estebanarriola1061
      @estebanarriola1061 5 лет назад +1

      Dude. Uncool

    • @Flabbergasted-yl4hv
      @Flabbergasted-yl4hv 4 года назад +2

      doing this now

    • @lostaccount8222
      @lostaccount8222 4 года назад +2

      I just don’t say anything and just stare at them until they leave or say sorry.
      They leave pretty fast. You cannot escape the death stare

  • @iminlovewithmyownsinsnottr2685
    @iminlovewithmyownsinsnottr2685 6 лет назад +432

    1:59 nooooo, you missed out the best part where the original commenter replied "this post got 500 thousand notes bc people think it's some profound observation but it's actually about my mother not singing along to fergalicious in the car because she was mad at me."

  • @aaronodonoghue1791
    @aaronodonoghue1791 6 лет назад +531

    I like the reverse surprise party and wristband club ideas, might try the first one sometime

    • @jesm5698
      @jesm5698 5 лет назад +7

      I like the wristband one though

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 5 лет назад +6

      @DrakkonSith No I'm a Cancer (but not the type of cancer that the Paul bros are)

  • @amazingdannieisnotonfire622
    @amazingdannieisnotonfire622 5 лет назад +20

    ''We go to an aquarium. You point out all the fish you like. I jump in the tank....''
    Ok Percy calm down

  • @MorgueAnomaly
    @MorgueAnomaly 6 лет назад +491

    10:58 MysticMessenger
    *DiD yOu EaT tOdAy*

    • @verticallettuce3140
      @verticallettuce3140 6 лет назад +4

      Blue Kitty Mew XD

    • @phoenixfaytes2747
      @phoenixfaytes2747 6 лет назад +6

      This hurts my soul 😂😂

    • @aisekrem3216
      @aisekrem3216 6 лет назад +5

      Ahhhh I really want to play it but I haven't got the time! So I don't get it... 😞

    • @MorgueAnomaly
      @MorgueAnomaly 6 лет назад +13

      Aiki Reindel it’s ok... basically when you “text” the characters they’ll typically ask if you’ve eaten and if you haven’t they get angry and worried

    • @anughosh9369
      @anughosh9369 6 лет назад +27

      Mc: **breathes**
      MM: dID yOu eAt yEt?

  • @saylorcassady1163
    @saylorcassady1163 5 лет назад +11

    “Well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?” I’ve never exhaled out of my nose so hard

  • @moonlupine698
    @moonlupine698 6 лет назад +58

    For the braces one I actually found a fanfiction about that, and it's actually titled brace for it. It's on archive of our own

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf 6 лет назад +3

      Moon Lupine And its a good Undertale fic as well if you mean that one.

    • @moonlupine698
      @moonlupine698 6 лет назад +1

      Yuubi Timberwolf yes I do

    • @Ronicatheraichu
      @Ronicatheraichu 6 лет назад +1

      yes that a good one too bad its been some time after the last update

    • @moonlupine698
      @moonlupine698 6 лет назад +2

      Ronicatheraichu ikr

  • @MariaHernandez-ps6rx
    @MariaHernandez-ps6rx 6 лет назад +141

    Reality is lemons the internet is my lemonade

    • @e.ggh0e954
      @e.ggh0e954 6 лет назад +3

      Chayo Hernandez Shawn wasabi

    • @e.ggh0e954
      @e.ggh0e954 6 лет назад +1

      Hector Pellejero ???

    • @kanyeeast8450
      @kanyeeast8450 6 лет назад +1

      Chayo Hernandez lemonade with increasing amounts of ghost pepper so you could hit a salty SJW or something

    • @Enneamorph
      @Enneamorph 6 лет назад +1

      ?????

    • @cherylsmusic6014
      @cherylsmusic6014 3 года назад

      Shawn Wasabi???

  • @wingednotepad
    @wingednotepad 6 лет назад +125

    the one on 1:52 is actually continued by op in which they explain that though people kept reblogging it with how sad it was, they made the post because they were in the car and their mom wouldn't sing along to fergalicious
    just thought you all should know

    • @LoreCatan
      @LoreCatan 6 лет назад

      thank you man

    • @cipreste
      @cipreste 5 лет назад

      nice profile pic, pinocchio-p is great

  • @Dannyrealest
    @Dannyrealest 5 лет назад +25

    2:02
    Normal people: *hears birthday*
    Me: *hears Burr day*
    Me mind: HAMILTON?!

  • @333.E.
    @333.E. 5 лет назад +26

    legit I just started the video by muting it and putting my own music on, Africa by toto covered by annapantsu,
    and then I saw the first post and almost spat out my coffee

  • @frakspikes2619
    @frakspikes2619 6 лет назад +104

    1:35 : not a bear!
    a hugable, fluffy, slow racoon

    • @frakspikes2619
      @frakspikes2619 6 лет назад

      Buttered Penny
      i think the post with the panda in the airplain.
      right at the end when that one person complains bout the "no water bottle on plain" thing

    • @frakspikes2619
      @frakspikes2619 6 лет назад +1

      Buttered Penny
      Ah! thank you...
      y'know, last time i checked, pandas were still more related to racoons than bears, so i accepted them as such, much like i have to accept that out of all plants out there, humans have shared DNA with bananas...
      so yeah... thank you for setting me straight.

    • @schizophreniagaming1187
      @schizophreniagaming1187 6 лет назад

      Francisco Silva fun fact they're not slow they can run about 40km/h especially Grizzly Bears.

    • @frakspikes2619
      @frakspikes2619 6 лет назад

      Chrome Incognito Mode
      really? pandas can run that fast? and can choose to run that fast?
      or are you just talking bout random bear facts, unrelated to the "panda = racoon or bear" conversation i was having in the comments?
      or maybe you are talking about my first comment, and you forgot to read the "racoon" part?

    • @mateuszodrzywoek8658
      @mateuszodrzywoek8658 6 лет назад

      And a murdeder

  • @margotharris3670
    @margotharris3670 6 лет назад +69

    1:00 Is it just me or does Tumblr have all the best ideas?

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex 6 лет назад

      Your so right

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 6 лет назад +6

      The idea is good, but I bet a bunch of people complained that it excludes trans and/or nonbinary people or whatever.

    • @margotharris3670
      @margotharris3670 6 лет назад +2

      Soviet Loli Well, it is Tumblr we're talking about, so you may not be too far off.

    • @meevins
      @meevins 5 лет назад +1

      *flashbacks to dashcon* No they don't

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 5 лет назад +1

      *flashbacks to the person who wanted to f a blender* no...

  • @demi-femme4821
    @demi-femme4821 6 лет назад +84

    9:55, you never said I couldn't bring my 2DS, computer and books, so I'm just going to be playing Pokemon, Undertale, Team Fortress 2, and various other games. I will know TF2 like the back of my hand. I will have the ultimate Pokemon team. I will have read so many Harry Potter books that I will know every little detail, and I will have $100,000 when I walk out, so hell yeah.

    • @DEWGGaming
      @DEWGGaming 6 лет назад +5

      Nich White
      Bruh, you’re actually me.

    • @undefinederror40404
      @undefinederror40404 6 лет назад +3

      Damn why hadn't I thought about the DS! Time to replay all those great games, you're a genius.

    • @lawfulchaos9329
      @lawfulchaos9329 5 лет назад +1

      HARAY POTER DJU PUTUR NAME IN THE GOBLEDOVFIRE

    • @wolfmistresswilderr6579
      @wolfmistresswilderr6579 4 года назад +1

      * you're playing Pokemon and *whatt*

    • @wolfmistresswilderr6579
      @wolfmistresswilderr6579 4 года назад +1

      * wait sorry just realized this was from a year ago...eheheh

  • @luco663
    @luco663 6 лет назад +6

    One time LA devotee started playing on my phone and I was having a hard time and I was so sad I didn't sing along. My friend knew something was wrong and put a blanket over me and went to the store and bought me ice cream and Tim tams.
    Best friends now. She always has my back.

  • @madelinegriffin8166
    @madelinegriffin8166 5 лет назад +10

    “She sleeps a lot because her dreams are prettier than reality”
    I sleep a lot because I’m narcoleptic

  • @ninjazerofour6697
    @ninjazerofour6697 5 лет назад +11

    1:45 Got an ad for the new Cats remake, and honestly? I’d take the tumblr idea over it.

  • @LordPsych420
    @LordPsych420 6 лет назад +40

    Omfg I'm glad I'm on lunch rn
    Cause the friggin "hon hon hon feed me a baguette" line made me lmao.

  • @zayne______80
    @zayne______80 6 лет назад +405

    I have a wattpad account. Im gonna write brace for it.

    • @zayne______80
      @zayne______80 6 лет назад +27

      If anyone wants to know my account it’s greedyman606

    • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
      @theprophetofthepastagod5633 6 лет назад +37

      Zayne Johnston I shall be waiting for the day you finish your mission.

    • @Theguy22958
      @Theguy22958 6 лет назад +5

      Same

    • @TheCocaKolya
      @TheCocaKolya 6 лет назад +11

      don't mind me I'm just here waiting for you to post the link

    • @zayne______80
      @zayne______80 6 лет назад +11

      I can’t really post a link here but chapter 1 is currently out on wattpad

  • @amranimations5974
    @amranimations5974 6 лет назад +56

    I keep getting Ads for Bo Burnham's new movie and I'm so happy about it. You go, Bo

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 5 лет назад +2

      I just get Swedish ads and 70% of them are set in a yard with green grass, a family, folk music and usually has cows.

    • @cherylsmusic6014
      @cherylsmusic6014 3 года назад

      what is it called

  • @Webdragon444
    @Webdragon444 5 лет назад +1

    Okay but that remote cabin you’re getting paid to be in with no way to contact the world is absolutely just a horror movie waiting to happen. You won’t get that 100,000 dollars if you aren’t alive to see it

  • @cutiedemon1496
    @cutiedemon1496 6 лет назад +7

    Dude the sim one was super accurate at least for me

  • @BamHurgr
    @BamHurgr 6 лет назад +91

    The overwatch one tho....
    U cant really deny it

    • @TheActualMrLink
      @TheActualMrLink 6 лет назад +4

      Kasper Jensen well, there's already a confirmed lesbian!

    • @yungjballa
      @yungjballa 6 лет назад +2

      Kasper Jensen Tracer strikes me as a gey

  • @HYPERF1X__H3LL
    @HYPERF1X__H3LL 6 лет назад +99

    I watched a whole series in three days
    Edit: It was 100 episodes ok I'm not superman don't kill me

    • @Crownslayer013
      @Crownslayer013 6 лет назад +10

      And no homework was done that day

    • @eternaldoom1042
      @eternaldoom1042 6 лет назад +6

      i watched a whole series in one day step up ur game

    • @kais3297
      @kais3297 6 лет назад

      i watched all the mcu movies +deadpools in three days

    • @raymonddeactivated7118
      @raymonddeactivated7118 5 лет назад

      @@eternaldoom1042 8 episodes?

  • @rorymcelroy1887
    @rorymcelroy1887 5 лет назад +3

    10:57
    Synonymous for "I love you"
    "As you wish"

  • @ohneekks
    @ohneekks 6 лет назад +35

    Guys run. I think I hear Justin .Y coming

  • @Egg_thing
    @Egg_thing 6 лет назад +2

    5:24 "it's okay to Zucc" thank you for your words of inspiration

  • @zaidahram2018
    @zaidahram2018 6 лет назад +25

    skyrim memes are the best
    change my mind

    • @solaireofastora4789
      @solaireofastora4789 6 лет назад

      zed aye personally I think dark souls meme are better. But Skyrim has some high quality memes

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 6 лет назад

      +Zed aye
      I feel this is a nice moment to casually mention I have a Skyrim cosplay-vide on my channel. With subtitles and a rap, dedicated to my thriftshop.

    • @doompegion6748
      @doompegion6748 5 лет назад

      No

    • @princesstamika
      @princesstamika 5 лет назад

      i thought it would be a well known casual skyrim meme but it was lore hermaeus mora

  • @catoticneutral
    @catoticneutral 6 лет назад

    this is the best and most positive tumblr comp i've seen so far

  • @coralia.i
    @coralia.i 6 лет назад +8

    13:45 is an actual story with the same title on Ao3 and the main character is reader-chan and her dad is a orthodontist and she knows he's still alive(maybe) but it's a undertale(fell) fanfic I don't like Undertale anymore, but the story is pretty well written and great: yes it's called Brace for it..

    • @audreygutierrez5364
      @audreygutierrez5364 6 лет назад +1

      Coralia .I Wonderful

    • @coralia.i
      @coralia.i 6 лет назад +1

      Will you read it? cause I swear it's amazing. and judging by your profile picture you might like it??

    • @audreygutierrez5364
      @audreygutierrez5364 6 лет назад

      Coralia .I yee of course

    • @feliz5919
      @feliz5919 6 лет назад

      be more on topic, nobody cares about undertale shit and cringe

    • @feliz5919
      @feliz5919 6 лет назад

      @@coralia.i but whatever you wanna comment i guess...×+×

  • @sarcasmbitch3312
    @sarcasmbitch3312 6 лет назад +2

    " you cannot watch 100 episodes in 5 weeks... it will melt your brain"
    Me: HA losers, I watched 7 SEASONS in ONE week!!!

  • @ashley-ls2kj
    @ashley-ls2kj 6 лет назад +3

    I thought it was a bee costume too and not a beekeepers suit... 😶

  • @miniwolfsbane2407
    @miniwolfsbane2407 5 лет назад

    Lol, those friends in the hospital making their friends heart monitor go up at celebrities names are best friends. Hope they stay that way their whole lives.

  • @cas4018
    @cas4018 5 лет назад +3

    That in-between chhh thing sounds like someone chuckling
    just me? ok..?

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience 5 лет назад

    This was the greatest thing I’ve watched all week!

  • @cutecommie
    @cutecommie 6 лет назад +115

    5:35 Did you know that "carnival" and "carnists" come from the same word? Both are related to animal exploitation.

    • @kaiadawn4137
      @kaiadawn4137 6 лет назад +34

      I think you're mistaking circus as carnival. A circus is a place that has animals and a carnival is more of a place that has rides and games.

    • @ahappyiguana2475
      @ahappyiguana2475 6 лет назад +9

      Then that explains why a vegan was calling normal people that.

    • @simeonrice6047
      @simeonrice6047 6 лет назад +15

      Okay, the whole, being vegan to save the animals thing is not the main reason people should be vegan. Firstly, humans are omnivores. We require both meat and vegetables. Protien comes from some plants, but as far as I know, the only source of vitamin B12 is through meat and/or dairy. This means that humans are meant to eat meat. It's the natural order. The benefits of being vegan actually come from the energy obtained. Since you are eating almost exclusively plants, you are the primary consumer which gets 10% or the original energy from the sun, rather than the 1% you get from the cow. That is the true benefit.

    • @cutecommie
      @cutecommie 6 лет назад +4

      Kaia Dawn Nowadays, yes. But you have to look into the etymology of carnival.
      It comes from "carnem levare", and means the pre-Lenten season. "We can't eat meat for a while, so let's eat a lot beforehand."
      "Eating meat is just so fun, I'm making a huge sacrifice by not eating any."

    • @natnew32
      @natnew32 6 лет назад +9

      That means they come from latin carnis, or simply "meat". Not animal exploitation.
      animal exploitation -> using animals, but at their expense.
      meat -> animal flesh (usually muscle & fat), when used as food.
      you can argue they're related, but they're not the same.

  • @Canadian_Zac
    @Canadian_Zac 6 лет назад

    I don't know exactly how i came across this channel, but it was the best rabbit hole i've gone down.

  • @mibe9191
    @mibe9191 6 лет назад +27

    I saw a homestuck HOMESTUCKS REPRESENT 5:50

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex 6 лет назад

      wut

    • @lazarus4278
      @lazarus4278 6 лет назад +2

      I thought your kind died years ago

    • @wingednotepad
      @wingednotepad 6 лет назад

      there was another homestuck account in this list too i believe

    • @soulsilversnorlax1336
      @soulsilversnorlax1336 6 лет назад

      Lazarus
      We can't die.

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 6 лет назад

      Homestuck name, NOT Homestuck picture? HERESY

  • @sleepdeprived_inc.
    @sleepdeprived_inc. 5 лет назад +1

    HAHAHA I’VE WATCHED 720 EPISODES OF A SHOW IN 1-2 WEEKS! *Laughing to crying in background*

  • @corvusnine8167
    @corvusnine8167 6 лет назад +13

    11:27 nobody loves me confirmed

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 6 лет назад +1

      How much sleep did you get?

    • @corvusnine8167
      @corvusnine8167 6 лет назад +1

      Bryce Baker a solid 11 hours last night because weekend

    • @kingofhearts3831
      @kingofhearts3831 5 лет назад

      @@corvusnine8167 how old are you?

  • @24DracoAmericanus
    @24DracoAmericanus 5 лет назад +1

    "Low budget production of Cats where it's just 2 hours of approximately 20 cats loose on the stage"
    Would probably do better than the new movie...

  • @cgoose500
    @cgoose500 6 лет назад +6

    Give me a dollar for every Homestuck name you see.

  • @soggychips9681
    @soggychips9681 5 лет назад +1

    1:52
    "I don't feel like singing my favorite song and be happy."
    "I don't feel like being happy."
    "I don't deserve it."

  • @theartistformidablyknownas3807
    @theartistformidablyknownas3807 6 лет назад +6

    1:21 I think thats a hentai I saw before but with string instead of wristbands and it was everywere

    • @Emeowy
      @Emeowy 6 лет назад

      wat

    • @DeathlordSlavik
      @DeathlordSlavik 6 лет назад +1

      I think I might remember that... dammit now I am going to be annoyed trying to remember something obscure for a few hours now.

  • @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763
    @Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763 4 года назад +1

    The second to last one I was drinking soda and spit it out on my flipping white shirt, Omfg I love this so much XD

  • @davey_rulez7301
    @davey_rulez7301 6 лет назад +4

    Scissors control

  • @commentercommentypants7904
    @commentercommentypants7904 5 лет назад

    That pic talking about what you can and can't do in the UK at sixteen reminded me of a story. I'm in the US, and I've been buying lighters and matches from a store in my hometown since I was at least eleven (and no, I don't smoke - I like burning candles and incense to chill out). Last year, I tried to buy a lighter, and the cashier (an older woman) asked me if I was eighteen. I said no, confused, and she wouldn't let me buy it.
    I was seventeen.
    When I paid for the rest of what I bought, she held my $20 bill up to the light to see if it was real money, and seemed disappointed that it was. I know I dress goth and that freaks country people out, but I was just wearing a plain black tee and pants, no frills, and light makeup. No other employee there treats me the same way, I've bought at least one box of matches and one lighter since with no issue (with the cashiers knowing that I was underage), and I've never even seen her there again.

  • @johnp6747
    @johnp6747 6 лет назад +11

    5:24 it’s okay to Zucc

  • @tezrex7665
    @tezrex7665 5 лет назад +2

    That wolf kid is pretty much gon be me when I get the chance tho.

  • @Kimmy0721
    @Kimmy0721 6 лет назад +4

    0:54 me too
    2:24 OMG I'm totally going to do that!
    5:07 Punk cat
    6:32 I knew a kid like that only he was a Brony
    6:59 Hahaha
    11:27 Aww...
    11:54 Just bring it on already!
    12:40 Hahaha
    14:51 Right? Like, why aren't there more female serial killers?

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 6 лет назад +1

      1:yeah, smae here.
      2:not my cup of tea
      3:love that kitty, so much punk
      4:never met one but I would like to end up like that one guy.
      5:how much sleep did you get?
      6:all hail robots
      7:forgot what this one was
      8: there have been many female serial killers.

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 4 года назад +1

      @@ferretfan5467 tell me about the female serial killer

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 4 года назад +1

      @@Kimmy0721
      the human soap lady, who also made blood cakes from her victims, made gift baskets with the soap and cakes, and hand them around the neighborhood, sometimes even the victims family.
      A female nurse known for poisoning people with high doses of potassium and just putting air in their bloodstream. Nicknamed the angel of death.

    • @ferretfan5467
      @ferretfan5467 4 года назад +1

      Theres two.

    • @Kimmy0721
      @Kimmy0721 4 года назад

      @@ferretfan5467 :|

  • @kyokono6465
    @kyokono6465 5 лет назад

    "Hey, don't feel down. Sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it."

  • @jasminefoxj
    @jasminefoxj 6 лет назад +3

    1:16 yessss

  • @mp-lily7908
    @mp-lily7908 6 лет назад

    That panda made my day. It is beyond cute.

  • @joycepotasnak1323
    @joycepotasnak1323 6 лет назад +4

    9:02
    Me but my family believes i will be the most successful out of us four siblings so help

  • @rtnightmare
    @rtnightmare 5 лет назад +1

    Edit: I didn’t wait for the whole thing to show so I just commented the same thing oops.
    13:51 This story exists. Though it’s fan fiction. It’s called Brace For It, I think. It’s Undertale. You’re welcome.

  • @veganwater381
    @veganwater381 6 лет назад +5

    melting my bran

  • @sreebeetheone
    @sreebeetheone 6 лет назад +1

    11:26 "I got you a unicorn to hold onto while you have your daily existential crisis at two am."

  • @jadenrivera
    @jadenrivera 6 лет назад +7

    2Nd BiChtEs

  • @akat0nus
    @akat0nus 5 лет назад +1

    2:01
    "bird-day"; a holiday i want to celebrate

  • @schr1ft427
    @schr1ft427 6 лет назад +5

    I see you're also copying Tumblr Awards by Comment Awards/Cowbelly

  • @MCC22
    @MCC22 4 года назад +1

    No water bottles on the plane, please.
    Ok fine, but the bear’s ok right?
    Yeah, I don’t see anything on our policy that says- WAIT WHAT

  • @bootsnoot4434
    @bootsnoot4434 6 лет назад +13

    half of these are so fake lmao

    • @azazelmyangel7884
      @azazelmyangel7884 6 лет назад +4

      Boot Snoot
      Nope
      That's tumblr

    • @touitzu3530
      @touitzu3530 6 лет назад +8

      it must hit close to home

    • @Molly-bw3zn
      @Molly-bw3zn 6 лет назад

      Nope. I've seen most of these on Tumblr 😂This is just what happens

    • @erase6138
      @erase6138 6 лет назад

      Thanos made some of these.

    • @TheActualMrLink
      @TheActualMrLink 6 лет назад

      Boot Snoot it's hard to tell with tumblr, man.

  • @eyeleecat
    @eyeleecat 5 лет назад +4

    5:24 How and why did it say "zuck" instead of "suck"
    *Hes onto us guys*

  • @Spacebun236
    @Spacebun236 6 лет назад

    “Well cruchity muchity then” I love this

  • @halglass4751
    @halglass4751 6 лет назад

    "You don't just play the sims. You go on a sims binge..."
    Me, watching this video on the side while I make my third sim of the day, once again neglecting my responsibilities for the fifth day in a row: ... oh

  • @BamBam_TYM
    @BamBam_TYM 5 лет назад +1

    The last one didn’t claim men believed that, their is no doubt that many women believed it to.

  • @okcool101
    @okcool101 5 лет назад

    I'm so happy someone else has thought about having braces in the zombie apocalypse. It's one of my fears

  • @ghostbanni6810
    @ghostbanni6810 5 лет назад

    [ Schrö-dinger] is the funniest thing Iv herd in so long!!

  • @canine8284
    @canine8284 6 лет назад

    the high number of homestuck pfps/usernames makes me read it in their voice and it's just amazing

  • @beautifulmustard2634
    @beautifulmustard2634 5 лет назад +4

    8:55
    *SKYRIM*
    *HERMAEUS MORA*
    *FUS RO DAH*
    *YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @brianapyle7731
    @brianapyle7731 4 года назад +1

    "In all ways except physical, I am a wolf"

  • @Knyex
    @Knyex 6 лет назад

    I just realized the "synonyms for I love you" one is a dialogue in disguise
    "my phone will be right by my pillow", "I appreciate the things you do for me" and "Thank you" are said by person B who's depressive while the rest is by person A who loves person B and is worried about them.
    It's so cute and so beautiful and holy fuck my feels hurt

  • @MERCUTION
    @MERCUTION 5 лет назад

    The one with the hurricane and the dad was the best one by far

  • @TinyFoxTom
    @TinyFoxTom 3 года назад

    Fish is chaotic good, Puki is chaotic neutral, and Gaud is chaotic orange morality.

  • @anutzik
    @anutzik 5 лет назад

    10:50 I went to one of my best friend’s house and we were watching Secret Life of pets eating and making memes about the movie. Then we remade scenes of movies and filmed it,danced to random songs (ex:Hamilton,Rasputin). We invented SOCKET SOCCER (like soccer with sockets).
    Another time I went to her house(a month ago). We came from an exam and had a free day so we made pasta(we were hungry). I dropped a noodle and sang “WHO LIVES WHO DIES WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYY~”. Then we went out with other friends.

  • @iiunderscore
    @iiunderscore 6 лет назад

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT'S DAEDRIC SKYRIM REFERENCE :) I AM A MASS OF TENTACLES LOOKING FOR LIBRARY BOOKS LMAO

  • @MeowHype
    @MeowHype 5 лет назад

    The shark story went from just regular Tumblr to brutal to honestly wholesome. WTF

  • @Alexxishere-rz4kf
    @Alexxishere-rz4kf 5 лет назад +2

    6:46
    That moment when the tumblr post you're watching is about you 😑

  • @sarco1622
    @sarco1622 5 лет назад

    I watched 10 hours of TV in one day. I finished the entirety of Friday Night Dinner without moving once

  • @robertfinley3715
    @robertfinley3715 4 года назад

    We always survived huricanes with swag boarded windows (sometimes) and patio furniture in the pool. Hell, Ive been outside in the eye of one.

  • @crystalscarlet454
    @crystalscarlet454 6 лет назад

    10:56 Once I had a sleepover where all 4 of us just sat in my room, played video games, had headphones in, and each of us just softly singing our own music because we couldn't agree on a song. That was also the day that I lost a friend. It has nothing to do with the music but like it happened.

  • @jackdaniel8628
    @jackdaniel8628 5 лет назад

    "DAD YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE YOU CAN'T SURVIVE WITH JUST MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG!"

  • @OGBatty
    @OGBatty 6 лет назад

    There's actually a series of novels called "Gone" where everyone over the age of 14 in a small town disappears and the kids are trapped by a weird force field dome (Think Simpsons movie dome). One of the characters has braces. She goes around trying to get them off with pliers and various other means. It's pretty funny.

  • @manifestshadow1496
    @manifestshadow1496 4 года назад

    Imagine waking up from a coma and the first thing you see is a robot next to your bed and asking if you want a selfie.

  • @Zykerio
    @Zykerio 5 лет назад

    11:25 "don't worry, I'll take care of it for you."
    Man I must be saying I love you to ALOT of my associates and/or clients

  • @snumnum3388
    @snumnum3388 4 года назад +1

    4:04
    How to revive a dead person
    BEEEEP
    "TOM HOLLAND"
    BADUMP

  • @Verbadon
    @Verbadon 6 лет назад

    5:09 Yeah, it is okay to suck at stuff, but it doesn't mean you can't get better! Only by doing what you love as much as you want, you can learn from your mistakes and become better than you thought you ever could have been!

  • @chattonkat3309
    @chattonkat3309 6 лет назад +1

    2:35 that’s weak I watched 3.5 seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defenders in a single afternoon. Right after getting home at 4:00pm on a Friday and not even stopping to eat dinner. I continued watching while I microwaved pizza rolls. I made it to bed before midnight. I am the strongest of all Voltron bingewatchers. Try me I will destroy you.

  • @soacecase
    @soacecase 4 года назад

    It’s literally 4 in the morning and I’m trying not to laugh because I’m sleeping in my sister’s room.

  • @HCPACstage
    @HCPACstage 5 лет назад

    These make me so happy 😁

  • @magentathelion-husky8816
    @magentathelion-husky8816 4 года назад

    6:21. I once wore a cat bell to school in 10th grade, for the hell of it for a while.

  • @valenbelle4275
    @valenbelle4275 6 лет назад

    "Whip a nee nee" XD I can't unhear panini

  • @lilablack465
    @lilablack465 6 лет назад

    There were homestucks in this. Egberts and Striders!

  • @joycevanoploo314
    @joycevanoploo314 5 лет назад

    The ideas at 0:55-1:22 and 2:02-2:26 are amazing

  • @mackzammit987
    @mackzammit987 5 лет назад

    The thing about being a homestuck is noticing every homestuck username and then (if it's a character) imagining them saying that

  • @caselimor
    @caselimor 6 лет назад

    The hurricane one killed me

  • @iamnobody7044
    @iamnobody7044 6 лет назад

    0:33 My parrot learned some maniacal laughters from games and films and combined them, he sounds... concerning, and creepy.