British Patriotic Song: Rule Britannia!

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @complainerstudios4077
    @complainerstudios4077 5 лет назад +15947

    When the aliens in Avengers Endgame speak English meaning the Brits must've colonized another galaxy.

    • @levismith9782
      @levismith9782 5 лет назад +512

      Complainer Studios well we do rule the seas and space can be used for a term of sea

    • @levismith9782
      @levismith9782 5 лет назад +266

      Just think the planets are country mini planets are islands and galaxy are contents

    • @levismith9782
      @levismith9782 5 лет назад +179

      And space is the sea

    • @levismith9782
      @levismith9782 5 лет назад +335

      I declare that earth is Britain

    • @fylkerzacheryandgec7650
      @fylkerzacheryandgec7650 5 лет назад +95

      No, no way. That's so perfect.

  • @arthurmorgan2835
    @arthurmorgan2835 4 года назад +11579

    I played this in Ireland
    My car was just blown up

    • @spartanjeremiah2176
      @spartanjeremiah2176 4 года назад +250

      Sounds serious problem. :(

    • @meatilicious1900
      @meatilicious1900 3 года назад +360

      Is your car ok

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +94

      I thought you died in 1907

    • @redcoat2411
      @redcoat2411 3 года назад +221

      @@ekvedrek 1899

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +43

      @@redcoat2411 the storyline takes place over 8 years

  • @lelaviation9869
    @lelaviation9869 4 года назад +3671

    I played this in prison
    Why am I now in Sydney Harbour?

    • @tricksterdac4216
      @tricksterdac4216 4 года назад +27

      Lmao

    • @dunyajawad727
      @dunyajawad727 4 года назад +13

      bruh why is this underrasted coment?

    • @happyquickspeedster5323
      @happyquickspeedster5323 4 года назад +43

      Wow, that’s brutal...
      *Realises I’m British and I did that*
      but it’s not THAT bad, right?

    • @dunyajawad727
      @dunyajawad727 4 года назад +10

      @@happyquickspeedster5323 YES IT IS... but when no one knows u can ya know .....

    • @Espi0nage_Ninja
      @Espi0nage_Ninja 4 года назад +7

      So no change there really?

  • @Pieyo-1
    @Pieyo-1 Год назад +2426

    My Irish neighbour threw a rock at my window to hear this better! I’m glad he enjoys this music

    • @hibernii
      @hibernii 10 месяцев назад +60

      Hey! I'm Irish and I'm listening to this.

    • @Imulti
      @Imulti 9 месяцев назад +3

      Underrated

    • @chromelion.
      @chromelion. 9 месяцев назад +26

      Based neighbor

    • @Happysecret180
      @Happysecret180 9 месяцев назад +2

      ..

    • @evne6517
      @evne6517 8 месяцев назад +15

      @@Franks.0I’m Irish, and it’s a love hate relationship. They are now one of our biggest Allies, yet used to be our biggest enemy

  • @corporalsilver6981
    @corporalsilver6981 4 года назад +6499

    *When your empire is so large that you need an entire continent for a prison.*

  • @mgallogical7114
    @mgallogical7114 3 года назад +4168

    the British don't die were just colonizing heaven

  • @bool8705
    @bool8705 3 года назад +20870

    When the Argentinian kid touches your rock.

    • @cohenmurray5766
      @cohenmurray5766 3 года назад +385

      @@PumpkinEater-dm1xx both well take him out

    • @alicedog368
      @alicedog368 3 года назад +361

      how fucking original

    • @tamar4067
      @tamar4067 3 года назад +753

      When the Spanish kid touches your Royal Marine training base

    • @vivaldireal1741
      @vivaldireal1741 3 года назад +85

      @@alicedog368 Seen it so many times

    • @alicedog368
      @alicedog368 3 года назад +72

      @@vivaldireal1741 its literally one of the top comments

  • @boredom5132
    @boredom5132 10 месяцев назад +932

    When the Houthi’s start disrupting shipping lanes.

    • @kgm4556
      @kgm4556 10 месяцев назад +77

      Beyond based. 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇨🇦

    • @gavingrimsley2616
      @gavingrimsley2616 9 месяцев назад +20

      @@kgm4556Then an American Apache flys over banging Fortunate Son from the pa system

    • @Aaltonen119
      @Aaltonen119 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@kgm4556 beyond based indeed

    • @peytonburnsed2196
      @peytonburnsed2196 9 месяцев назад +2

      Look like the British gonna build their navy again

    • @andyleeds202
      @andyleeds202 9 месяцев назад

      @@peytonburnsed2196once we get some adults in office hell yeh we will our government has left us completely weak right now but once the people take back over our navy will be as strong as ever all we need is the fire to be ignited in our hearts again the ocean calls to us it’s in our dna

  • @SillyGoose_64
    @SillyGoose_64 4 года назад +2192

    A single uncolonized rock: exists
    Britain:

    • @makethatabakersdozen9655
      @makethatabakersdozen9655 4 года назад +26

      Na we got it mate.

    • @m4sherman926
      @m4sherman926 4 года назад +5

      Rockall?

    • @phoenixwright5743
      @phoenixwright5743 4 года назад +16

      The Falklands?

    • @KhanKhan-rq9gx
      @KhanKhan-rq9gx 4 года назад +13

      Remember Afghanistan
      U lost all wars against galant afghans

    • @kangaroo4847
      @kangaroo4847 4 года назад +12

      Sean Sexton I’ve seen a thing the UK are literally trying to colonise a rock so that their navy can have a larger range of access

  • @bartender4731
    @bartender4731 4 года назад +10337

    When the Argentinians try to touch your Rock collection

    • @84rn24
      @84rn24 4 года назад +397

      Falklands...

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +151

      @@84rn24 *M A L V I N A S*
      jkjk plz don't @ me.

    • @luchito2000
      @luchito2000 4 года назад +79

      84 RN malvinas por siempre perro!!!!

    • @84rn24
      @84rn24 4 года назад +26

      @@luchito2000 🤣🤣🤣

    • @JTV84
      @JTV84 4 года назад +102

      this video officially has the best comment section on youtube.

  • @ICatoSicarius2
    @ICatoSicarius2 5 лет назад +2576

    "The only Thing the French should be allowed to host is an Invasion "
    -- Johnny English --

  • @domZecat
    @domZecat 9 месяцев назад +154

    UK when they find out that mars hasnt been colonized yet

    • @RandomMackem0069_Official
      @RandomMackem0069_Official 3 месяца назад +2

      Antarctica hasn’t been colonised but it’s not legal to take it

    • @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it
      @WhiteIkiryo-yt2it Месяц назад +2

      Don't worry, just wait until America gets there. We told them some co-ordinates they should check out. I won't say why but it will be a surprise.

  • @liamleak1272
    @liamleak1272 5 лет назад +3491

    The sun: so when can I set?
    Britain: N O

    • @diamondofficial758
      @diamondofficial758 5 лет назад +3

      500th like
      Just to let u know

    • @aa898246
      @aa898246 5 лет назад +4

      it set btw

    • @austinmontgomery117
      @austinmontgomery117 5 лет назад +2

      Which states are fake American?

    • @ukisbeggar8462
      @ukisbeggar8462 5 лет назад +1

      @Roy Futrell hi Roy

    • @ukisbeggar8462
      @ukisbeggar8462 5 лет назад +5

      @Roy Futrell and nobody is a fake or real American ok.. USA was built by immigrants so white, yello, brown black blue green doesn't matter all are americans. Yeah but Britons whites are real british

  • @Normal_Boii
    @Normal_Boii 5 лет назад +7433

    When you wanted more tea but ended up owning 25% of the world

    • @dikko7010
      @dikko7010 4 года назад +341

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @nutellamonsta5602
      @nutellamonsta5602 4 года назад +155

      STONKS

    • @Dawe360
      @Dawe360 4 года назад +112

      @@dikko7010 and having 33% of the people in the world under your thumb.
      And being responsible for 500 million deaths... Xd

    • @redcap-t4t
      @redcap-t4t 4 года назад +278

      @@Dawe360
      Way to ruin the mood, mate.

    • @ItsMeDannyBoyz
      @ItsMeDannyBoyz 4 года назад +15

      Tono JBell ikr he just ruined the whole thing

  • @zedincognitoboi1435
    @zedincognitoboi1435 4 года назад +5002

    Sun tries to set
    BRITAIN: OI GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 года назад +50

      Are you making fun of your own accent?

    • @zedincognitoboi1435
      @zedincognitoboi1435 4 года назад +302

      Frilabird no our accent is the best

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 года назад +134

      @@zedincognitoboi1435 of course our accent is the best mate

    • @fatemabegumfatema8608
      @fatemabegumfatema8608 4 года назад +27

      @@zedincognitoboi1435 agreed

    • @bronze_cookie8333
      @bronze_cookie8333 4 года назад +50

      Zedincognito UK agreed even better than the American accent

  • @Chevy64w
    @Chevy64w 5 месяцев назад +241

    Even as an American listening to this, it goes pretty hard, somewhere a deep few hundred years into my dna awoken and I wanted some tea to go with my navy

    • @mgrobo3190
      @mgrobo3190 4 месяца назад +17

      you are british but also not british

    • @Chevy64w
      @Chevy64w 4 месяца назад +11

      @@mgrobo3190 the kinship is there lol, when I’m going back through history learning for fun or playing a game like empire total war I need a rooting interest and it’s always been good ol England, just look at how many sayings we use everyday come from the British navy centuries ago lol

    • @TheBasedAustrianPainter
      @TheBasedAustrianPainter 4 месяца назад +8

      ​​​​@@Chevy64wThe americans and the British have a shared history Pre-1776 for example a historical figure such as William Shakespeare belongs as much to the Americans as he does to the British.

    • @kstreet7438
      @kstreet7438 3 месяца назад

      ​@mgrobo3190 my last name is from a place in UK. Street, United Kingdom.

    • @acupofwater8020
      @acupofwater8020 2 месяца назад +1

      Same I took a dna test a few years ago and got 54% British so

  • @gracecalis5421
    @gracecalis5421 4 года назад +1130

    China: **invents tea**
    East Asia: Nice
    India: Nice
    UK:

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 года назад +61

      *_C O L O N I S E_*

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад +5

      @@Frilabird colonise*

    • @Frilabird
      @Frilabird 4 года назад +4

      @@AverageAlien thanks mate

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 года назад +6

      @@Frilabird np let's keep it british lad

    • @pigsyJTTW
      @pigsyJTTW 4 года назад +13

      QUICK GET THE OPIUM

  • @David-ok8fv
    @David-ok8fv 4 года назад +905

    everybody gangsta till the empire strikes back

    • @charlieforest1234
      @charlieforest1234 4 года назад +25

      The Meme Goes Perfectly.
      They Protec (France)
      They Attac (Germany)
      But most importantly, they Strike Bac (Literally the Entire World or something

    • @auntiesullivan279
      @auntiesullivan279 4 года назад +5

      This is fucking hilarious I’m creasing 😂

    • @finnmeyer5479
      @finnmeyer5479 4 года назад +4

      Argentinia be like at the falklands

    • @justm6712
      @justm6712 4 года назад +7

      The empire strikes back hoi4
      "declare war on all your previous colonies"

    • @-xnnybimb-9398
      @-xnnybimb-9398 4 года назад +3

      @@justm6712 yeah declaring war on the former New England colonies wouldn’t be a good idea

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 4 года назад +3265

    When you search European Union on Wikipedia and Britain isn't highlighted

    • @tsunderedev2584
      @tsunderedev2584 4 года назад +109

      Britain be taking the epic w

    • @billycrawford4453
      @billycrawford4453 4 года назад +71

      Walter Yellow Britain shall never ever be slaved ..... duck the European Union lol

    • @k0mentator507
      @k0mentator507 4 года назад +8

      billy crawford lol

    • @fishboy2831
      @fishboy2831 4 года назад +21

      YES FOR BRITANNIA

    • @retard608
      @retard608 4 года назад +2

      They left the Eu

  • @zainkhalid3670
    @zainkhalid3670 8 месяцев назад +148

    Whenever you don't feel like British.
    Just listen to this and your Britishness meter will max out!

    • @trent3872
      @trent3872 4 месяца назад +3

      Did the 23& me. Guess what, this Alabama ridge runner is 98% British!!!!! All hail great Britain, the only truly civilized country on earth!!!!!

    • @LeoWadeRugbyUnion
      @LeoWadeRugbyUnion 3 месяца назад

      @@trent3872"only truly civilised country on earth" explain that to the crackhead who walks up and down my street with a pet chicken under his arm every night

    • @AliMackay-i7u
      @AliMackay-i7u 2 месяца назад

      So true hahaha

    • @jackbunton6388
      @jackbunton6388 2 месяца назад

      ​@@trent3872Civilised? We fucking stole half the planet 🤣🤣🤣

    • @trent3872
      @trent3872 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jackbunton6388 And brought civilization to it.

  • @Liam-uh3pr
    @Liam-uh3pr 5 лет назад +668

    Napoleon made 1k accounts just to dislike.

  • @Eberzeey
    @Eberzeey 3 года назад +5375

    When you get your Asian friend addicted to opium

  • @jaredgup6537
    @jaredgup6537 3 года назад +8841

    When you're British and you're the reason for independence days.

  • @elsa6141
    @elsa6141 3 месяца назад +181

    This should be their national anthem ngl, it goes pretty hard

    • @SerialBritishnationN
      @SerialBritishnationN 3 месяца назад +24

      It's better than God save the Queen/King

    • @elsa6141
      @elsa6141 3 месяца назад +4

      @@SerialBritishnationN agreed

    • @Sternab
      @Sternab 3 месяца назад +3

      No because this is about Britannia or Britain, not the UK or England.

    • @SerialBritishnationN
      @SerialBritishnationN 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Sternab ??? That's the whole island.

    • @Sternab
      @Sternab 3 месяца назад +3

      @@SerialBritishnationN There is a difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom. For example, if Scotland left the UK and we had this as our national anthem, it would be awkward and not quite accurate.

  • @kuma4384
    @kuma4384 5 лет назад +3311

    Played this in a Walmart
    Now it’s sainsbury’s

    • @sts_on_yt5865
      @sts_on_yt5865 4 года назад +76

      Humble Nerd Gaming more like Tesco

    • @relocated9655
      @relocated9655 4 года назад +30

      *Tesco

    • @benalderson8560
      @benalderson8560 4 года назад +94

      I mean Walmart owns Asda so it’ll turn into an asda

    • @Z54
      @Z54 4 года назад +13

      hell yeah boutta go get me some jaffacakes

    • @badwolf0539
      @badwolf0539 4 года назад +3

      At least it has tea now

  • @joseruiz-torres3989
    @joseruiz-torres3989 5 лет назад +1601

    Explorer: Hey, I found one square mile of uninhabitable land.
    The British Empire:

    • @the4thindustrialrevolution225
      @the4thindustrialrevolution225 5 лет назад +46

      *becomes muslim and renames London to Londonistan*

    • @MD-vw5xw
      @MD-vw5xw 5 лет назад +13

      @@the4thindustrialrevolution225 One of them are you?

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 5 лет назад +28

      @@MD-vw5xw I mean he's not wrong , you can't turn round the corner without seeing a Muslim

    • @ukisbeggar8462
      @ukisbeggar8462 5 лет назад +5

      Lol Londonistan, the capital of Englandistan

    • @kamikazeiwang584
      @kamikazeiwang584 4 года назад +3

      its a free real estate

  • @sts_on_yt5865
    @sts_on_yt5865 4 года назад +4656

    Played this at the dollar store
    Now it's Poundland

    • @danmcshane6004
      @danmcshane6004 4 года назад +16

      Bump😂

    • @piggyman-st8iu
      @piggyman-st8iu 4 года назад +40

      *Ashens’ Poundland Special memories trigger*

    • @craigisbond007
      @craigisbond007 4 года назад +141

      If the dollar store was in Canada, would you say it’s...New-Poundland?

    • @asmolbean9300
      @asmolbean9300 4 года назад +24

      *an excellent invasion*

    • @DanKuman
      @DanKuman 4 года назад +11

      *WELCOME TO THE POUND LAND WOULD YOU LIKE A RECIET*

  • @ladouille2312
    @ladouille2312 Год назад +447

    Ah the british, our greatest foe, salute from France 🇫🇷

    • @Samthebritishgent
      @Samthebritishgent Год назад +50

      Salute back it’s weird we go from the most bitter enemy’s too the defenders of Europe

    • @garethwilkinson3456
      @garethwilkinson3456 9 месяцев назад

      Bugger off. We are not foes. Rugby maybe. Cheese.

    • @khoa9834
      @khoa9834 7 месяцев назад +22

      You say foe although the relationship between Britain and France is more akin to a old married couple. Also "Joyeuses Pâques de Grande-Bretagne"

    • @James-jl4jt
      @James-jl4jt 7 месяцев назад +19

      Love to France from the UK 🇫🇷🤝🇬🇧

    • @pyro-maniac4349
      @pyro-maniac4349 7 месяцев назад

      Meanwhile most civil conversation between French and English sailors in the Channel:
      -GET OF MY WAY YOU FROGEATING SNAIL SURRENDER COWARD
      -CUT IT YOU BREXIT MOUTHSMELLING LEAF LOVER.

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +12261

    UK: *_becomes global empire because of their need for tea_*
    USA: *_becomes global empire because of their need for oil_*
    UK: *_cries_* That's my son

    • @devonrider3406
      @devonrider3406 4 года назад +428

      History Egg
      No cries pure black tea “that’s my son”

    • @unitedrepublicsofmichiganp9251
      @unitedrepublicsofmichiganp9251 4 года назад +230

      This is the one of the most underrated, but I’ve ever heard

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 года назад +288

      @@unitedrepublicsofmichiganp9251 english please?

    • @rayzas4885
      @rayzas4885 4 года назад +133

      US has been disowned

    • @hytaus
      @hytaus 4 года назад +30

      @WithAStick AngryWhiteMan english please?

  • @thebritishempire3975
    @thebritishempire3975 3 года назад +7337

    Ah... The good times...

  • @justinthepirate4621
    @justinthepirate4621 4 года назад +2909

    Feeling proud of a country I'm not even from.

    • @44nt
      @44nt 4 года назад +33

      Yu Hin TAM it’s justin sparrow

    • @44nt
      @44nt 4 года назад +2

      Yu Hin TAM hah get it..

    • @bashiryacub
      @bashiryacub 4 года назад +1

      *Intensifies*

    • @definitnotkev9858
      @definitnotkev9858 4 года назад +3

      JustinThePirate same.

    • @justinthepirate4621
      @justinthepirate4621 4 года назад +31

      @@GodSaveTheKing444 No

  • @victordasilveira5584
    @victordasilveira5584 8 месяцев назад +134

    I'm Brazilian, when my Argentinian neighbor starts annoying me 😂😂😂😂

    • @juandemalvinas
      @juandemalvinas 5 месяцев назад

      sopa do macaco,uma delicia

    • @raythunder6854
      @raythunder6854 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@juandemalvinas Shiu aí ascendente de índio que eu te compro com um 1 real 🤫

    • @vitorferreirapecanha1767
      @vitorferreirapecanha1767 4 месяца назад

      ​@@juandemalvinas Deu pra comprar mais comida com a última taça da Copa, ou a inflação não deixou?

    • @juandemalvinas
      @juandemalvinas 4 месяца назад

      @@vitorferreirapecanha1767 hablan como si fuesen Suiza y en Brasil hay más hambre, narcos y delincuencia que en 2 argentinas juntas!! Andá pa alla bobo....

    • @juandemalvinas
      @juandemalvinas 4 месяца назад

      @@vitorferreirapecanha1767 hablan como si fueran Suiza y en Brasil hay más hambre, n4rcos y delincuencia que en 2 argentinas juntas!! Salame, andá a fumar pedra a la favela!!

  • @winstonchurchill5815
    @winstonchurchill5815 5 лет назад +3404

    Feeling patriotic for a country I don’t even live in

    • @mumflrpumble21
      @mumflrpumble21 4 года назад +161

      Winston Churchill I'm proudest of the UK's involvement in both World Wars, not because it benefited them (Hitler offered alliance with Britain) but because it was the right thing to do. Even after the French surrendered, makes me proud.

    • @-.2..
      @-.2.. 4 года назад +90

      If it exists, it must be colonized by Britain

    • @kayzenl7911
      @kayzenl7911 4 года назад +31

      @@mumflrpumble21 the French surrendered cause they couldn't do anything more. Even the government wanted to make peace before but the people wanted to fight back, fi we swapped France and UK it would have been the same result

    • @Rezu_Kyonyu
      @Rezu_Kyonyu 4 года назад +6

      Winston Churchill honestly

    • @sundeww
      @sundeww 4 года назад +62

      but you're Winston Churchill

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +3573

    British Empire after seeing Hong Kongers fly the colonial flag during the protests:
    *I'm still worthy*

    • @Charlie-xz8dg
      @Charlie-xz8dg 3 года назад +105

      Supreme leader!! u loved the british empire that's marvelous

    • @unkn0wn3ntity86
      @unkn0wn3ntity86 3 года назад +51

      I have a body pillow of you kim I love you

    • @ED2302
      @ED2302 3 года назад +10

      *notes down the comment* *claps*

    • @dominickroberts4653
      @dominickroberts4653 3 года назад +6

      Wait. Did they?

    • @sollew7434
      @sollew7434 3 года назад +8

      All hail our supreme leader!

  • @EPICMODI4
    @EPICMODI4 4 года назад +1576

    Argentina
    : Steals the Falkland Islands
    The Atlantic Ocean:

    • @tiagorodrigues179
      @tiagorodrigues179 4 года назад +41

      Correction: UK stealed Malvinas from Argentina.

    • @EPICMODI4
      @EPICMODI4 4 года назад +171

      @@tiagorodrigues179 Continue to believe that if it makes you feel better!

    • @geoffhoughton7064
      @geoffhoughton7064 4 года назад +98

      @@tiagorodrigues179 poor little Argentina.

    • @tiagorodrigues179
      @tiagorodrigues179 4 года назад +7

      @@EPICMODI4 Thank you

    • @tiagorodrigues179
      @tiagorodrigues179 4 года назад +3

      @@geoffhoughton7064 What you mean?

  • @enrikas__4944
    @enrikas__4944 Год назад +62

    This absolutely should be their anthem

    • @makamanb
      @makamanb 3 месяца назад +5

      Black people singing "BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES" is weird af💀

    • @enrikas__4944
      @enrikas__4944 3 месяца назад +3

      @@makamanb no, just no, past is the past and also they are also now brittons, they live in UK, so shall be it that no Brittons shall be slaves.

    • @makamanb
      @makamanb 3 месяца назад +2

      @@enrikas__4944 ok, sorry😔

    • @enrikas__4944
      @enrikas__4944 3 месяца назад +2

      @@makamanb no need to apologise, it's just your opinion and maybe it would be weird, maybe not who knows? It's just sad that we won't know untill *God save...* Is still in use 🥲

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 28 дней назад +1

      We deserve a proud and rousing national anthem

  • @friendlyreminder3280
    @friendlyreminder3280 4 года назад +897

    I played this to a Proton...
    Now it's a Briton

    • @Z4.hn3
      @Z4.hn3 4 года назад

      مُحَمَّد رَحمٰن كَريم مُحسِن Edward Kenway

    • @shuliu4804
      @shuliu4804 4 года назад +12

      This be one of those bruh comments

    • @nickryan6787
      @nickryan6787 4 года назад +7

      Proton Saga?

    • @nickryan6787
      @nickryan6787 4 года назад +1

      @@GodSaveTheKing444 done m8. Awesome videos👍

    • @nickryan6787
      @nickryan6787 4 года назад +4

      @@redsnoof *Malaysian. Malay is an ethnicity

  • @Selim9069
    @Selim9069 5 лет назад +4839

    Student : just one more netflix episode
    fat guy : just one more burger
    bodybuilder : just one more exercise
    British Empire : just one more COLONY

    • @agustinmendoza7968
      @agustinmendoza7968 5 лет назад +242

      World:error 404 uncolonised land not found
      *please try space*

    • @andrasbarkanyi7876
      @andrasbarkanyi7876 5 лет назад +22

      Yeah.. with the exception of a sole Continent the EU?

    • @Alex-dr6sv
      @Alex-dr6sv 5 лет назад +19

      András Bárkányi wrong, we had Cyprus, Gibraltar and Malta

    • @ThePenguinCorporation
      @ThePenguinCorporation 5 лет назад +18

      Another Canada, another Austrailia, What else do we need?, ANOTHER BRITANNIA?

    • @oneenglishbastard87
      @oneenglishbastard87 5 лет назад +10

      @@andrasbarkanyi7876 That's because while the french wasted their time on Europe, we were kicking arse and taking names all over the world. You little bitch

  • @megaton6023
    @megaton6023 4 года назад +3552

    Rome: conquers 1/4 of the known world
    Britain: conquers 1/4 of the entire world
    Rome: *crying* that's my son

    • @alessandrovittorini6706
      @alessandrovittorini6706 4 года назад +134

      Megatón But Rome conquered Europe, Britain just empty third world shitholes.

    • @stephentriesisachildpredat9588
      @stephentriesisachildpredat9588 4 года назад +279

      Alessandro Vittorini Rome collapsed. Britain is still Alive

    • @bcfcbluenose8812
      @bcfcbluenose8812 4 года назад +86

      @@alessandrovittorini6706 ruled by Pakistan?
      Care to elaborate?

    • @stephentriesisachildpredat9588
      @stephentriesisachildpredat9588 4 года назад +91

      Alessandro Vittorini nobody controls Britain except Britain

    • @holygods4104
      @holygods4104 4 года назад +33

      @@ggkphilosophy no most of the empire when it collapsed was germanic because they gave out land to germam chieftains

  • @Christophernbh
    @Christophernbh 28 дней назад +17

    Theres no excuse for this not being the national anthem.

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 4 года назад +1348

    *Me when I drive my car on the left side of the road in GTA V*

    • @darkminister1503
      @darkminister1503 3 года назад +13

      In india we do that already

    • @ekvedrek
      @ekvedrek 3 года назад +42

      @@darkminister1503 In India officially you drive on the left, but people drive on both sides of the road (except in Bangalore where people are stuck in traffic)

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 года назад +16

      @@darkminister1503 Don’t poop in river gange

    • @kelvinwong0211
      @kelvinwong0211 3 года назад +4

      @@darkminister1503 who asked

    • @darkminister1503
      @darkminister1503 3 года назад +7

      @@kelvinwong0211 haha you Chinese lost against India

  • @aihara2799
    @aihara2799 5 лет назад +976

    Britain: *Give me your land*
    Country: NO
    **RULE BRITANNIA INTENSIFIES*

  • @hutty8667
    @hutty8667 4 года назад +2692

    Nobody
    Non-British people raising their pinkie when they drink something:

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +73

      "They should call you spongebob fancypants!"

    • @bigboijeff1000
      @bigboijeff1000 4 года назад +7

      @@Lorddonen _Bruh xd_

    • @theducklad3875
      @theducklad3875 4 года назад +7

      I do it ironically😂😂

    • @arya0794
      @arya0794 4 года назад +17

      At this point I do it everytime I drink it without me noticing

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 4 года назад +5

      I know no one who is English who does it but that may be because I'm from the arse end of Birmingham

  • @corradosoprano5408
    @corradosoprano5408 Год назад +103

    Much love from your brothers in Ireland, if only things had gone differently

    • @alexiscameroon
      @alexiscameroon Год назад +13

      Yeah brother we wished it went another way

    • @therealdarzeval
      @therealdarzeval Год назад

      ​@@alexiscameroon👍

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 9 месяцев назад +5

      Yeap, separated over some potatoes and a million dead

    • @vagueasshole
      @vagueasshole 9 месяцев назад

      @@alexiscameroonwhat, still under British occupation? Lol, do you realise the amount of warcrimes and crime against humanity that the Britons committed against you? You are clearly a blind mainstream idiot who believes that Ireland would be better off with Britain lol

    • @Benjo89292
      @Benjo89292 8 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@infinitydreamzzand this comment is why I can't wait to have the English tears when northen Ireland reunits with the mainland

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 года назад +5689

    The British whenever they started a new colony:
    *This will make a fine addition to my collection*

  • @Dylanowich
    @Dylanowich 4 года назад +1211

    When you take a World Tour to Canada, Atlantic US, Ireland, the Caribbean, Burma, India, Pakistan, Nepal, Bhutan, Hong Kong, Macau, Sudan, Swaziland, Lesotho, South Africa, Egypt, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Australia, New Zealand, Eritrea, Parts of Antarctica, and Kenya

    • @IskandarJPEG
      @IskandarJPEG 4 года назад +126

      U forgot Malay penisula , singapore ,borneo island and some islands in the pacific

    • @burwa
      @burwa 4 года назад +36

      Pakistan and India too

    • @Vojvoda1389
      @Vojvoda1389 4 года назад +29

      Rhodesia

    • @nganhayley5473
      @nganhayley5473 4 года назад +21

      England didn't rule Macau😂😂😂😂
      only Portugal rule macau

    • @Dylanowich
      @Dylanowich 4 года назад +13

      @@nganhayley5473 England stopped existing at 1706, no shit.

  • @kalminiii7477
    @kalminiii7477 4 года назад +1960

    "Do you smell it Darling?"
    "Are you making tea Elisabeth?"
    "No... im talking about the smell of 𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐂𝐔𝐏𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃."

    • @clydrexezekielalzate9707
      @clydrexezekielalzate9707 3 года назад +75

      Africa: *oh sh-*

    • @yuriang_8050
      @yuriang_8050 3 года назад +4

      ππ°π°°°π°ππππππ√°=÷π=π^™`¢•

    • @Mei0naise
      @Mei0naise 3 года назад +19

      @Pikachu Pika britain: WE DONT CARE

    • @Mei0naise
      @Mei0naise 3 года назад +5

      @Pikachu Pika sorry i thought you were joking lmao

    • @ill8485
      @ill8485 3 года назад +5

      @Pikachu Pika are you autistic

  • @N.N17
    @N.N17 10 месяцев назад +59

    Rule britannia 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @OliverJ08
      @OliverJ08 10 месяцев назад +14

      🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 you forgot poor old wales 😂

    • @joshduff007
      @joshduff007 6 месяцев назад +1

      And this fake nation - wait there is no northern ireland flag emoji 😂😂

    • @j-a-w-43
      @j-a-w-43 4 месяца назад +2

      GREAT BRITAIN 🇬🇧
      I LOVE YOU ALL MY BRITISH ENGLISH, SCOTTISH, WELSH AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST NORTHERN IRISH BROTHERS AND SISTERS
      STAND TOGETHER STRONG ALWAYS AND FOREVER
      NEVER SURRENDER 🇬🇧

    • @crusaderade-
      @crusaderade- 3 месяца назад

      Love all of them. Ireland makes me feel that I was born too late. The whole spik

    • @XXXTENTAClON227
      @XXXTENTAClON227 24 дня назад

      @@joshduff007here it is: 🇬🇧

  • @cherrygum3800
    @cherrygum3800 4 года назад +1053

    Every american movie with a british character be like:

    • @jackiboy2773
      @jackiboy2773 4 года назад +38

      Americans films ignore chavs and roadmen

    • @KC_ox
      @KC_ox 4 года назад +37

      @@jackiboy2773 who tf would want roadmen in their movie

    • @jackiboy2773
      @jackiboy2773 4 года назад +11

      @@KC_ox me

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 4 года назад +4

      @@jackiboy2773 We had no idea what a chav was until Ali G and we're still not quite sure.

    • @chansrroom
      @chansrroom 4 года назад +1

      KC I would. Get the brummies in there then the rest of the world will see what dumbasses most of us are :) 🤩

  • @MrHistory269
    @MrHistory269 3 года назад +4537

    I really think this should be the UK’s National Anthem
    I will die on this hill

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 года назад +406

      @James Ross Too concentrated on her, this masterpeice sings about Britain and her people

    • @Stuff_centeral
      @Stuff_centeral 3 года назад +36

      I agree

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 года назад +123

      Honestly yes, god save the Queen is good but dang this song actually talks about me and not just the monarchy which don't even do much now

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 3 года назад +25

      it could balance la Marseillaise

    • @200tan
      @200tan 3 года назад +87

      It'll annoy the liberals and the BBC so hell yeah

  • @Pavilion411
    @Pavilion411 3 года назад +1457

    When you find out that Boris Johnson can run for U.S. president.

    • @ill8485
      @ill8485 3 года назад +60

      *LEZZ GOOOO*

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 3 года назад +105

      Disguised Donald Trump

    • @jacobmartin5472
      @jacobmartin5472 3 года назад +257

      He is a descendant of George II so he technically has a claim to the throne as well

    • @j.carter6449
      @j.carter6449 3 года назад +165

      @@jacobmartin5472 King Joris Bohnson

    • @carfreeneoliberalgeorgisty5102
      @carfreeneoliberalgeorgisty5102 3 года назад +60

      He can't. He gave up his US citizenship a few years ago and hasn't lived in the US for more than 15 years.

  • @SigmaWolf-y
    @SigmaWolf-y Год назад +69

    What a splendid piece! Bless the composers! Truly remarkable, is it not chaps?

    • @tankythemagnorite9855
      @tankythemagnorite9855 7 месяцев назад +6

      Absolutely old lad!

    • @joshduff007
      @joshduff007 6 месяцев назад +4

      Absolutely splendid if i do say so myself, tea for anyone?

    • @Dan-lg4bs
      @Dan-lg4bs 6 месяцев назад +2

      It’s a truely superb peice of orchestra me ol’ mucker

  • @suborgay
    @suborgay Год назад +2065

    Russia: "We invaded Ukraine because we used to own it so it's okay"
    British empire:

    • @Rainy_Doll
      @Rainy_Doll 9 месяцев назад +53

      Russia invaded by other Reason
      Your reason sounds stupid

    • @Videogeek95
      @Videogeek95 9 месяцев назад

      @@Rainy_Doll Russia invaded because Biden thought it was a good idea to play Chicken... That is all...

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 9 месяцев назад +45

      This is exactly a mainstream media level of analysis

    • @WitamGejuszku-oo4mr
      @WitamGejuszku-oo4mr 9 месяцев назад +133

      That mf at the top of this reply section doesnt understand jokes lmao

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 9 месяцев назад

      @@Rainy_Doll true, they invaded because they knew a succesful demonstration of yet another proper democracy surpassing them in every day right on their borders would destabilize the putin and his mafia's rule on the country, it was a threat to their dictatorship.

  • @makaalbarn2910
    @makaalbarn2910 4 года назад +458

    when you accidentally misspell "colourise" and it autocorrects to "colonise":

  • @chidera66
    @chidera66 Год назад +116

    This song feels me with patriotic feelings despite being a Nigerian 🇳🇬💕🇬🇧

    • @thermal5831
      @thermal5831 Год назад +12

      Haha same with a Nigerian mother and an English father. It just feels me with pride and patriotism. Rule Britannia 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇳🇬

    • @Intel-i7-9700k
      @Intel-i7-9700k Год назад +4

      @@thermal5831 Mate I live 300km away from the British coast and even I feel it radiating from over there. It do be like that

    • @xankriegor2940
      @xankriegor2940 Год назад

      Wog

    • @KevinMcCallister991
      @KevinMcCallister991 Год назад

      Ass-licking slave

    • @the_mariocrafter
      @the_mariocrafter 11 месяцев назад +1

      Which is a former British colony until quite recently

  • @holaamiguitosdeyutu
    @holaamiguitosdeyutu 4 года назад +388

    When your French class mate starts making fun of you:

    • @themaster4121
      @themaster4121 4 года назад +16

      7 years war bitch

    • @greaterbritannia5745
      @greaterbritannia5745 4 года назад +30

      *laughs in waterloo*

    • @holaamiguitosdeyutu
      @holaamiguitosdeyutu 4 года назад +4

      @@greaterbritannia5745 laughs in new france and oriental india

    • @aryanjoshi459
      @aryanjoshi459 4 года назад +7

      Then you realize that Great Britain was a French colony under Guillaume Le Conquérant.

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 4 года назад +9

      @@aryanjoshi459 normandy wasnt part of France. They literally fought each other.

  • @snak3dGKS
    @snak3dGKS 4 года назад +2628

    If you don’t like the song don’t listen to it, stop trying to erase history.

    • @apothicaire3890
      @apothicaire3890 4 года назад +180

      Europeans must be proud of their history and take responsibility for its legacy, whatever it is

    • @northkoreangovernment6894
      @northkoreangovernment6894 4 года назад +24

      My country gonna conquer those europeans

    • @legoyoda3546
      @legoyoda3546 4 года назад +111

      @@northkoreangovernment6894 Who's gonna conquer the Europeans? I mean everyone is welcome to try, and get their asses kicked.

    • @catzagoon3516
      @catzagoon3516 4 года назад +45

      No one's trying to ban you from listening to this, stop being a victim snowflake

    • @legoyoda3546
      @legoyoda3546 4 года назад +31

      @TheWin200000 It isn't. If it ever gets to the point that the cultures of Europe get threatened, then all of these foreigners are going right back to where they came from.

  • @jesontjowari9723
    @jesontjowari9723 3 года назад +2741

    This is actually better than god save the queen.

    • @muratunlu229
      @muratunlu229 3 года назад +20

      Who else had to like the comment to read it?

    • @mostpopularhyms7697
      @mostpopularhyms7697 3 года назад +8

      BUT WHO EVER RULING UK WEATHER KING OR QUEEN GOD SAVE THE KING & GOD SAVE THE QUEEN IS THE ANTHEM

    • @isaacmccall7162
      @isaacmccall7162 3 года назад +12

      far catchier and better but is super pro colonialism and all that jazz

    • @idcgaming518
      @idcgaming518 3 года назад +67

      @@isaacmccall7162 I mean, it was literally created in protest against bourbon slaver raids against fishermen. It's literally anti-slavery. While the argument that it "glorifying Britain's colonial past" holds some water, it was made as an act of defiance against both the french and the slave trade. To call it "super pro colonialism" is like calling "John Brown's body" a celebration of his death, rather than the musical representation of the spark that his death was, and the fire of liberty and equality it started.

    • @edibleandsentientautomobil5396
      @edibleandsentientautomobil5396 3 года назад +16

      This is better than God Save The Queen by a long shot

  • @saptarshibhattacharya
    @saptarshibhattacharya 2 месяца назад +12

    We Indians always love the British people. Your contribution to our land is just enormous. Huge respect to you all and heartfelt gratitude. Love from India-Pakistan administrative region. Long live the King

    • @mitchsarusad3999
      @mitchsarusad3999 2 месяца назад

      Stop the nation grudgs forever

    • @TupacShakur2pac
      @TupacShakur2pac 17 дней назад

      U only love us bc our priministers are too much of pussios to get the illegal immigrants out (no hate just a fact)

  • @jaydenhooi5713
    @jaydenhooi5713 2 года назад +483

    Britain was so powerful and large that they literally used an entire continent as a prison

    • @avioncamper
      @avioncamper 2 года назад +14

      Oh, the country down under... that takes 18 hours to fly too?

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 9 месяцев назад +12

      And now an ideology is defeating that once great country

    • @funny3scene
      @funny3scene 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@infinitydreamzzhahahahahahahahahhahahahahah

    • @Fifispatular
      @Fifispatular 9 месяцев назад +1

      Gr

    • @Glitchlord1
      @Glitchlord1 9 месяцев назад

      forget we did that. wasnt it oceania that was the continent and austrailia that was used as prison
      either it was coool

  • @thespicymeme7064
    @thespicymeme7064 5 лет назад +625

    Germany uses strong army!
    Britain uses *w a t e r*

    • @scpmanwar4990
      @scpmanwar4990 5 лет назад +21

      Britain Used Intercept Message to Mexico

    • @reddyforlenny9389
      @reddyforlenny9389 5 лет назад +7

      @Enok Oh Britain uses swordfish T O R P I D O

    • @british0016
      @british0016 5 лет назад +6

      Britain use sink Bismarck it was super affected the German navy feeled

    • @coldzero8584
      @coldzero8584 5 лет назад +5

      @Enok Oh Britain used Alan Turing!
      It's super effective!

    • @MagikarpMan
      @MagikarpMan 5 лет назад +3

      WW2 in a nutshell

  • @jamieriglin7437
    @jamieriglin7437 4 года назад +1644

    Never say sorry for being British

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +112

      No one except the batshit insane corners of Twitter and Tumblr do so.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 4 года назад +66

      @@abandonedchannel72929 They aren't British.

    • @awacherif1689
      @awacherif1689 4 года назад +4

      Stfu

    • @jondon6659
      @jondon6659 4 года назад +72

      britain forever! i will always be proud of being british !

    • @jondon6659
      @jondon6659 4 года назад +40

      @@awacherif1689 britain forever !

  • @FBI_UnusualIncidentsUnit
    @FBI_UnusualIncidentsUnit Год назад +29

    It’s impossible to not sing along and not yell “RULE BRITANNIA” at your family lol

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +2796

    This song earned a follower.

    • @FluxBrawlStars
      @FluxBrawlStars 4 года назад +66

      This *empire* earned a follower

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +17

      @@FluxBrawlStars Love it

    • @nicolaanderson6671
      @nicolaanderson6671 4 года назад +5

      Wutaii1 Nostalgia and you earned a sub keep it up lad

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +8

      @@nicolaanderson6671 Thank you my friend. Our history is our foundation

    • @NostalgiaMan
      @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +7

      @Evil Quran Verses 4:34, 9:5 Oh just enjoy the music . Not always some statement about the past

  • @mr.coffee5220
    @mr.coffee5220 4 года назад +614

    When the DNA test tell you you’re 1% British:

    • @stephaniegiuliano7415
      @stephaniegiuliano7415 3 года назад +8

      Lol I’m mostly British

    • @Immortalthrone666
      @Immortalthrone666 3 года назад +12

      When the DNA test says you’re 80% British 😎

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 3 года назад +1

      @@stephaniegiuliano7415, N. Irish, English, Scottish, or Wales?

    • @mr.coffee5220
      @mr.coffee5220 3 года назад +1

      @@Immortalthrone666, English, Scottish, Wales, or N. Ireland?

    • @Immortalthrone666
      @Immortalthrone666 3 года назад +3

      @@mr.coffee5220 Mostly English and Scottish. I think most of the “Scots” were Englishmen living in Scotland, though. I look very English. I’ve got a little bit of everything British/Irish in there.

  • @seroo9119
    @seroo9119 5 лет назад +406

    Me and the boys colonising the world (1922 colorised)

  • @bvdh9071
    @bvdh9071 3 месяца назад +56

    Take back your country! God bless from Flanders! We're in the same fight.

  • @finzhd15
    @finzhd15 5 лет назад +296

    “Wow I found a tiny island”
    (Hears this music in the background as a million ships come)
    “ah crap, here we go again”

    • @budoumurasaki5856
      @budoumurasaki5856 5 лет назад +16

      People are already living in here? Well then
      *It’s still a real free estate including natives*

    • @kensebego199
      @kensebego199 4 года назад +2

      Probably what the Romans thought when they found the isles that would later rule the seas lol

    • @bigdikdude4207
      @bigdikdude4207 4 года назад

      Why am I hearing boss music

    • @NetherEnder
      @NetherEnder 4 года назад

      1982 🇦🇷

  • @lukealmond340
    @lukealmond340 7 лет назад +1164

    *BRITISH PATRIOTISM INTENSIFIES*

    • @rashmiojha145
      @rashmiojha145 7 лет назад +2

      Luke Almond lol

    • @capeewee
      @capeewee 6 лет назад +12

      *IMPRESSMENT OF AMERICAN MERCHANTS INTENSIFIES.*

    • @sebengeli5913
      @sebengeli5913 6 лет назад +2

      Is that nigael farage

    • @mistertree553
      @mistertree553 6 лет назад +1

      Luke Almond this is ultra British; ruclips.net/video/kSjFVH2Zc5E/видео.html

    • @MukatoShishio
      @MukatoShishio 6 лет назад +1

      Gavrie Capili war of 1812 ass kicking commences

  • @borkerman
    @borkerman 4 года назад +1403

    Teachers: The new kid is from the UK.
    Girls: I wonder what he sounds like.
    Boys:

    • @stevie_schillens9451
      @stevie_schillens9451 4 года назад +25

      No they make fun of him

    • @S444nndd
      @S444nndd 4 года назад +66

      Cyber Warrior134 he’d probably mock you neeks

    • @theducklad3875
      @theducklad3875 4 года назад +35

      @@stevie_schillens9451 I'd chin em all bruv

    • @frogsfoot
      @frogsfoot 4 года назад +13

      wait holy shit please tell me this is a common occurrence in america because the idea of americans treating the british anthem like we do the soviet anthem whevener someone has slavic heritage is hilarious

    • @theunknownwarrior632
      @theunknownwarrior632 4 года назад +1

      @wait wot I'm not sure if you're joking or not but we all dont speak in a cockney accent and we dont always drink tea and eat crumptes

  • @jcbw9975
    @jcbw9975 3 месяца назад +25

    Britons will never be slaves
    love from Sweden full support against illegal immigration

    • @LotusVolt-pf9bt
      @LotusVolt-pf9bt 3 месяца назад +7

      You guys need to fight back too!

    • @User-v3b1k
      @User-v3b1k 2 месяца назад +4

      Thanks! We love Sweden 🇬🇧❤️🇸🇪

    • @user-ahmed-53
      @user-ahmed-53 2 месяца назад

      what is the difference between legal and illegal migration and why you guys hate the illegal one

    • @jcbw9975
      @jcbw9975 2 месяца назад +1

      @@user-ahmed-53 they don't follow our laws over there. Immigration from North Africa and Middle East made Sweden high crime rate happen. Before mass immigration Sweden was one of lowest crime rated country in world. After mass immigration, from those certain areas, it made gun and knife crime UP. Swedes are getting annoyed so we hating Middle East and Arabic countries for ruining our country! We hate immigration from outside Europe!

    • @jcbw9975
      @jcbw9975 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@user-ahmed-53they ruined our country we many swedes are annoyed and hate middle east and North Africa for letting it happen.

  • @bruhmomentonumerodos8663
    @bruhmomentonumerodos8663 6 лет назад +423

    Nice land there, It would be a shame if somebody were to
    COLONISE IT

    • @foughtstatue1023
      @foughtstatue1023 5 лет назад +4

      You mean not nice land, just *LAND*

    • @joannamichael4642
      @joannamichael4642 5 лет назад

      My country got colonised lol

    • @Gammon1912
      @Gammon1912 5 лет назад +1

      I see you’ve got some nice Tea here. **COLONISED**

    • @soinkez5601
      @soinkez5601 5 лет назад

      Colonize*
      You forgot the Z
      :3

    • @Gammon1912
      @Gammon1912 5 лет назад +2

      Soinkez Colonised is the British way of spelling it. :3

  • @indiafirst3676
    @indiafirst3676 2 года назад +906

    Played this in Mumbai
    Now it's Bombay

    • @scienceium5233
      @scienceium5233 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Stuff_centeral
      @Stuff_centeral 2 года назад +56

      Played this in Boston
      Now it s a tea party
      Wait what the fuck

    • @r.a1301
      @r.a1301 2 года назад +6

      Played this in Faisalabad
      Now it's Lyallpur

    • @pianosbloxworld4460
      @pianosbloxworld4460 2 года назад +6

      How nice I played this in Toronto and now our hockey team is the York Maple Leafs and also there’s a battle in my backyard. Redcoats!!

    • @pianosbloxworld4460
      @pianosbloxworld4460 2 года назад +3

      @modifying with some british

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 4 года назад +587

    My Asian friend got addicted to opium...
    *help*

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +38

      Is his dealer British?

    • @boiledpepsi11
      @boiledpepsi11 4 года назад +51

      feeling cute today, might claim random rocks at the atlantic idk

    • @Stamnoj
      @Stamnoj 3 года назад +4

      Declare war to him

    • @rayansyed1714
      @rayansyed1714 3 года назад +1

      Lol, these are never going to stop are they ?

    • @badussy
      @badussy 3 года назад +4

      Lol really

  • @valeriavalentini3312
    @valeriavalentini3312 9 месяцев назад +39

    Love you, British people🇬🇧❤️❤️. Please, never, never, never loose your wonderful Traditions and spirit❤️🇬🇧. Kisses from Valeria, Italian girl 🇮🇹❤️

    • @pauliewalnuts5803
      @pauliewalnuts5803 9 месяцев назад +3

      🇬🇧 🇮🇹 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

    • @QuesoDipAsWell
      @QuesoDipAsWell 9 месяцев назад +2

      Praise our land 🇬🇧

    • @valeriavalentini3312
      @valeriavalentini3312 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@QuesoDipAsWell always❤️🇬🇧

    • @infinitydreamzz
      @infinitydreamzz 9 месяцев назад +3

      A great British tradition is weekend drinking and brawling on the streets afterwards

    • @symbolitical4158
      @symbolitical4158 9 месяцев назад +1

      Gawd damn why can't british girls look like you 😂

  • @roejogan8683
    @roejogan8683 4 года назад +432

    Random Guy: Hey I found a wet and miserable rock in the middle of the ocean
    British Empire:
    *_LEAD THE WAY_*

  • @pualamnusantara7903
    @pualamnusantara7903 5 лет назад +99

    I was listening to this with my audio jack
    Now it's the Union Jack.

  • @michaeldezell171
    @michaeldezell171 3 года назад +571

    this is the best version because it's fast. The other ones are slow as fuck and I'm like hurry up the world won't recolonize itself.

    • @crisprhuang1734
      @crisprhuang1734 3 года назад +20

      And god doesn’t need to save the queen now because The Queen is almost the toughest queen ever and ever 😂😂

    • @fabmario
      @fabmario 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 года назад +1

      *Cursed comment.*

    • @lemmark3731
      @lemmark3731 2 года назад +2

      RUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE--------- BRIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @judeknowles2319
      @judeknowles2319 2 года назад

      BBBBRRRRRIIIIITTTTTTTIANNAAAAAA
      BRRRRIIIITAIIIINAAAA RRRRULLLLEEEE THHEE WAAAAVEEEEES

  • @solidarnosc14
    @solidarnosc14 9 месяцев назад +11

    My little addon to this song goes like this, I think it fits
    'Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves, Britons never ever ever shall be slaves!'
    'Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the sea, Britons ever and forever shall be free!'

  • @EmTom44
    @EmTom44 4 года назад +370

    Napoleon: Why do I hear boss music??

    • @alslowman6873
      @alslowman6873 4 года назад +3

      Trafalgar! Horatio Nelson!!

    • @crystxlzx6442
      @crystxlzx6442 4 года назад +3

      @Hornyshark tbh Britain and Prussia did the most fighting

    • @mizuha-chan4145
      @mizuha-chan4145 4 года назад +3

      6th and 7th Coalition: O m a e m a w o s h i n d e r u

    • @olsenfernandes3634
      @olsenfernandes3634 4 года назад +1

      @@mizuha-chan4145 Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru*

    • @DoctorDeadMoth
      @DoctorDeadMoth 4 года назад +1

      Fuck napoleon, short prick

  • @brandonchan5387
    @brandonchan5387 5 лет назад +773

    Britain: Everything the land touches is our empire.
    Ireland: What's that shadowy area?
    Britain: That's France. We'll get it next time.

    • @andrasbarkanyi7876
      @andrasbarkanyi7876 5 лет назад +4

      We have almost learned their half vocabulary and coral songs...and converted Plantagonists

    • @ottovonbismarck3089
      @ottovonbismarck3089 5 лет назад +16

      France is so bad that Britain knows no matter how much they try, it will always be a shithole.

    • @isaac000215
      @isaac000215 5 лет назад +4

      That’s where we start our second account

    • @ThePenguinCorporation
      @ThePenguinCorporation 5 лет назад +9

      Britain Never Colonized France, Realizing that it was usless land

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 5 лет назад +2

      @Ryan Is this Simpson reference?

  • @J-678hdj
    @J-678hdj 5 лет назад +905

    *Argentina seizes the Falkland Islands*
    Argentina: “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @untipo3434
      @untipo3434 5 лет назад +6

      More like reclaimes back their land

    • @codeword632
      @codeword632 5 лет назад +74

      @@untipo3434 except Argentina never owned the falklands the english owned it in the 1700's way before Argentina existed

    • @untipo3434
      @untipo3434 5 лет назад +12

      codeword Spain owned the falklands, by right those islands were ours when we got our independence, Britain usurped them. We are entitled to them

    • @codeword632
      @codeword632 5 лет назад +4

      @@untipo3434 it's only owned cause a pope drew a line saying everything west of europe is spainish territory and everything east is portagual

    • @lc7327
      @lc7327 5 лет назад +26

      @@untipo3434 control your inflation before you try and control other peoples land yeah?

  • @calumrobinson2463
    @calumrobinson2463 3 месяца назад +11

    Britain for the British

  • @astral9138
    @astral9138 4 года назад +1974

    Teacher: where is Australia's Capital located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: where is New Zealand's capital located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: where is India's Capital located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: hmm I see, where is South Africa's capital located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: oh well, where is Canada's Capital located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: what's wrong with you? alright, final question where is the USA's Capital Located?
    Me: London
    Teacher: you got it all wrong!
    Me: Did I? *sips tea*

    • @vytautas4065
      @vytautas4065 4 года назад +99

      😂😂😂
      That's true colonism

    • @versace6609
      @versace6609 4 года назад +18

      I love your pfp

    • @imperator2107
      @imperator2107 4 года назад +10

      You did...sips Vinum

    • @ledeux
      @ledeux 4 года назад +13

      To be fair usa kick them out

    • @Cat_of_shards
      @Cat_of_shards 4 года назад +12

      Well yes they where colonies not provinces/states. Sips maple syrup

  • @zt7564
    @zt7564 3 года назад +3015

    Flew to America from the U.K. . This was the first thing I played as I stepped out. Kinda wanted to play it on loud speaker but also didn’t wanna get shot by border patrol

    • @omaygot5331
      @omaygot5331 3 года назад +479

      Sigma lesson: Play rule Britannia while coming into America showing ur British dominance

    • @Sunny-eg1pn
      @Sunny-eg1pn 3 года назад +48

      You won't get shot by border patrol
      You'll have the mf army on you

    • @-RunninNGunnin-
      @-RunninNGunnin- 3 года назад +215

      With your name "Zohaib Tahir" the US airport guards were probably eyeballing you anyway 😂😂🤣

    • @kirschblute_6142
      @kirschblute_6142 3 года назад +32

      @@-RunninNGunnin- bruv

    • @zt7564
      @zt7564 3 года назад +102

      @@-RunninNGunnin- very true the brown look with the British accent didn’t help in easing tensions 😂

  • @jakubhas7879
    @jakubhas7879 3 месяца назад +11

    its its time to wake up brits

  • @tzuvy
    @tzuvy 4 года назад +803

    As someone from Hongkong, this song sounds extremely familiar. Perhaps it was played on tv before the handover to remind us how we were much better off under the British than the Chinese :)

    • @sldmn9657
      @sldmn9657 4 года назад +163

      We British support Hong Kong 100% we have your back.

    • @tzuvy
      @tzuvy 4 года назад +81

      Thanks mate. Long live the Queen

    • @jaydave1246
      @jaydave1246 4 года назад +89

      I do believe that HK was better off under British rule. Now that the Chinese are in, shyts gone down the drain.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 4 года назад +17

      I think we all secretly think that in the UK but would never, ever say it out loud.

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 4 года назад +17

      but really, hong kong should be free from everybody, left alone to do its own thing.

  • @deniszdrv4601
    @deniszdrv4601 4 года назад +489

    I played this to an Australian
    Now he's a prisoner

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 года назад +2

      ???

    • @aditidas8888
      @aditidas8888 4 года назад +19

      @@bawicz0 Actually, when Australia was a colony of the British, the criminals were sent from Britain to Australia because all the prisons were in Australia :)

    • @bawicz0
      @bawicz0 4 года назад +4

      Prison
      Not prisoner

    • @user-fo4uy8qy7n
      @user-fo4uy8qy7n 4 года назад +16

      @@bawicz0 What are you talking about? How can a person be a prison? Are you a house?

    • @basicallydr3f273
      @basicallydr3f273 4 года назад +4

      @@bawicz0 aafter the american revolution britain sent all their prisoners to New South Wales (Australia)

  • @picklerick4493
    @picklerick4493 7 лет назад +501

    My phones Just got colonized.

    • @stephenelsey2037
      @stephenelsey2037 7 лет назад +3

      PickleRick legend 😂😂

    • @SrTumnuss
      @SrTumnuss 7 лет назад +3

      Lmfao

    • @reng.2588
      @reng.2588 7 лет назад +12

      my tablet was also colonized -_-

    • @Tongireth
      @Tongireth 7 лет назад +10

      *colonised

    • @agbottan
      @agbottan 6 лет назад +8

      If your phones and tablets be worthy enough, they can became Dominions.

  • @japaneseofficer6507
    @japaneseofficer6507 5 месяцев назад +14

    The sun never sets on the British Empire.🇬🇧☕️

  • @jackinman1765
    @jackinman1765 6 лет назад +574

    Imagine the atmosphere at football games if this was our national anthem...

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 5 лет назад +81

      No offense to your monarch but this really should be your anthem 😅

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 5 лет назад +7

      Btw, Do you know who is the man at 1:20? I’m curious who it is

    • @ukball6497
      @ukball6497 5 лет назад +24

      That’s Horacio Nelson

    • @Divine_R
      @Divine_R 5 лет назад +7

      The Union Jack Thx m8

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 5 лет назад +8

      @Garaidh Llwyd Except England for some reason. Rather than using Jerusalem, we use the British Anthem.

  • @DZ477
    @DZ477 5 лет назад +531

    I played this on the moon,
    Now it's colonized.

    • @zombies956
      @zombies956 5 лет назад +8

      On thats note im surprised America or russia hasn't setup a mini colony on the moon yet

    • @armind4555
      @armind4555 5 лет назад +8

      @@zombies956 Blame stupid cold war era space agreements

    • @zombies956
      @zombies956 5 лет назад +2

      @@armind4555 I don't like those agreements because if you look at all the technologies that were invented because the space race its really impressive that alot of that stuff was invented in such a short period of time and then developed further today. If they went a step further we would have so much more tech.

    • @thebookless3381
      @thebookless3381 5 лет назад +2

      @@zombies956 like space war... 🤔😞

    • @zombies956
      @zombies956 5 лет назад +4

      @@thebookless3381 no space wars. Like a peaceful colony on Luna or on Mars or maybe Venus so we can terraform it.

  • @spiderjeranimo4992
    @spiderjeranimo4992 4 года назад +367

    In before cancel culture does it's thing.
    RULE BRITANNIA!

    • @JWhiteley
      @JWhiteley 4 года назад

      Search Operation Wikinger on Wikipedia. It’s the definition of RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES!

    • @hornyniggaluandarybasket4474
      @hornyniggaluandarybasket4474 4 года назад +3

      AMEN🙌🏿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🙏🏿🇬🇧🇬🇧

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, that will never happen.

    • @hornyniggaluandarybasket4474
      @hornyniggaluandarybasket4474 4 года назад +1

      @@abandonedchannel72929 Bruv, they already "cancelled" Ghengis Khan, they unpredictable 👀

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 года назад +9

      @@hornyniggaluandarybasket4474 Unless you go to the batshit insane corners of Twitter/Tumblr. Almost everyone likes Rule Britannia because:
      1. Culture
      2. It's meme worthy
      Unless something completely unforeseen happens this will never happen. I might get wooooshed but this specific group of normally conservative individuals putting targets on their own foreheads is getting kind of infuriating.
      Edit: Excuse me BBC, what the fuck? Not only do you are have stupid, but you got in my way of an argument from the other side of the world. :(

  • @ricardom5855
    @ricardom5855 3 месяца назад +11

    To Southport and Brits, all support n love from Brazil!

  • @MadMetalhead
    @MadMetalhead 5 лет назад +2262

    I'll bet Hong Kong really wishes they would hear this song again

    • @goofyahhuncleproductions42069
      @goofyahhuncleproductions42069 5 лет назад +11

      Yes.

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 5 лет назад +216

      ZuboyTV and they loved it so much they had 198 years of it and didn't complain

    • @Jon_Snowhite
      @Jon_Snowhite 5 лет назад +19

      When we leave one tyrant to join another RIP

    • @rextheroyalist6389
      @rextheroyalist6389 5 лет назад +9

      Privian | in 1997, Britain couldn't even get the queen to do anything, so I doubt you would be so fortunate to have imperial rule, as even the old lion has been slowly drifting towards a republic

    • @testodude
      @testodude 5 лет назад +46

      The world could use some Pax Britannica right about now.

  • @dianecrow5009
    @dianecrow5009 3 года назад +2331

    I played this in America
    now it's the 13 colonies

    • @edggty
      @edggty 3 года назад +26

      did you mean United States

    • @nespagaming4032
      @nespagaming4032 3 года назад +76

      @@edggty whats a state fam

    • @edggty
      @edggty 3 года назад +8

      @@nespagaming4032 I don't know, you can tell me what it is

    • @jakardiknurvedo7529
      @jakardiknurvedo7529 3 года назад +42

      @@edggty did you mean britain

    • @andrewn.caldwell6218
      @andrewn.caldwell6218 3 года назад +7

      Why don't you have more likes?

  • @osvaldomorinigo
    @osvaldomorinigo 6 лет назад +2761

    Napoleon Disliked the video

    • @neine999
      @neine999 6 лет назад +68

      Osvaldo Morínigo Can confirm this

    • @someguy286
      @someguy286 6 лет назад +6

      Hahahaha

    • @someguy286
      @someguy286 6 лет назад +52

      Hitlers fleet disliked the video

    • @navarro4238
      @navarro4238 6 лет назад +15

      Jean d'arc liked the video 😂

    • @teoanselmi581
      @teoanselmi581 6 лет назад +1

      Osvaldo Morínigo I AM FRENCH

  • @aslanpedersen7467
    @aslanpedersen7467 2 месяца назад +4

    When I think of British music I think of this.

  • @ImoFlo
    @ImoFlo 2 года назад +1411

    I’m German but when I hear this I wanna enlist in the British navy.

  • @alphonsecapone2368
    @alphonsecapone2368 5 лет назад +1418

    I played this for my cup of coffee
    Now it’s a cup of tea

    • @georgee7023
      @georgee7023 5 лет назад +42

      A jolly good improvement there my friend

    • @amateur-god2159
      @amateur-god2159 5 лет назад +24

      Hopefully its Early grey, hot

    • @trollzor85
      @trollzor85 5 лет назад +7

      @@amateur-god2159 orange pekoe is good

    • @dagalealtd4888
      @dagalealtd4888 5 лет назад +5

      With Milk

    • @dylanfrowen8580
      @dylanfrowen8580 5 лет назад +9

      Alphonse Capone DID SOMEONE SAY *T E A* GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING TEA MATE I NEED TO SATISFY MY *B R I T I S H T E A C R A V I N G* GIVE ME THE TEA