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  • @RoshanSingh-rz8yu
    @RoshanSingh-rz8yu Год назад +1844

    K6❓Europe uniYen👣👣🔱👣👁

  • @azharkuzairy
    @azharkuzairy 3 года назад +9229

    Soviet Union: Good night everyone. See you tomorrow...
    Last online 30 years ago.

    • @sovietrussia479
      @sovietrussia479 3 года назад +658

      HELLO

    • @riceymartin2203
      @riceymartin2203 3 года назад +89

      Could have added "Merry Christmas to you."

    • @spacebaster
      @spacebaster 3 года назад +33

      Хочешь увидеть алый рассвет, просто посмотри в сторону Вашингтона.
      Jeep cool & be Happy! 😎😎😎

    • @anindyaroythetechmaster
      @anindyaroythetechmaster 3 года назад +115

      This brings tear to my eyes

    • @lewisa961
      @lewisa961 3 года назад +33

      @@anindyaroythetechmaster same

  • @Croissant69_
    @Croissant69_ 4 года назад +19751

    Italy: The dolphins came back!!!
    Meanwhile in Russia:

    • @nazimattar7983
      @nazimattar7983 4 года назад +605

      The reds came back!!!

    • @Rainaman-
      @Rainaman- 4 года назад +303

      Commies came back!

    • @user-kz8li3bq7v
      @user-kz8li3bq7v 4 года назад +337

      The Soviet Union came back!

    • @ilovemyfamily-hoe
      @ilovemyfamily-hoe 4 года назад +77

      Lol I like this

    • @huiba1
      @huiba1 4 года назад +116

      Damn this is one of the best comments I've ever read

  • @Eagerwerewolf
    @Eagerwerewolf 10 месяцев назад +889

    It's better to visit mother Russia before mother russia visits you
    -Sun Tzu~ the art of war

    • @antediluvianatheist5262
      @antediluvianatheist5262 4 месяца назад

      Something only Nazis need to worry about.

    • @frantiseknovak4484
      @frantiseknovak4484 4 месяца назад

      Depending on Sun Tzu theories. Only 100% idiot attacks Mother Russia.

    • @user-zn4to7cp4u
      @user-zn4to7cp4u 4 месяца назад +12

      Хах, это точно)

    • @iren8854
      @iren8854 4 месяца назад +19

      I'm Russian, who finished reading The Art of War yesterday. I'm torn by your joke

    • @kristijanbarsic2147
      @kristijanbarsic2147 2 месяца назад

      Come and visit if you want Berlin to be a big 🅿 😂😂😂

  • @DeyonOttervenBur
    @DeyonOttervenBur 9 месяцев назад +95

    My grand grandpa was a T-34 commander. He got his back wounded by frag shell, but survived and told me stories when I was a kid.

    • @D64nz
      @D64nz Месяц назад

      Such brave men to win Russia and Europes freedom from the Reich. I really enjoy the song Sabaton put out about them.
      ruclips.net/video/9TjXanLjpTU/видео.html

    • @grumogus
      @grumogus 29 дней назад

      my grandfather was a T-34-85 commander and he fought in czechia at the end of the war

  • @Raven-vu8xn
    @Raven-vu8xn 3 года назад +1121

    Everybody gangsta until you still hear the footsteps even though you paused the video

  • @JJ-ct7iy
    @JJ-ct7iy 2 года назад +24138

    I played this when my mobile was at 8% battery... now its 80% and is moving towards berlin.

  • @hihohehulame8298
    @hihohehulame8298 11 месяцев назад +224

    I watched this with my Egyptian cat. Now she's Soviet cat.

    • @KAPMA-CYKA
      @KAPMA-CYKA 2 месяца назад +4

      Хахахахаха, недооценённый комментарий😂

    • @OwenLawn
      @OwenLawn День назад +2

      No, now it's our cat

  • @GagariinYang
    @GagariinYang 3 месяца назад +515

    Americans don't understand, for us Russians, our nostalgia is linked to Soviet culture and not to communism. It was in the Soviet era that we were Olympic heroes, went to space and created electronic games.

    • @crimewaveusa300
      @crimewaveusa300 3 месяца назад +49

      Regardless Russian culture is very beautiful you have Alot to be proud of.

    • @GagariinYang
      @GagariinYang 3 месяца назад +33

      ​@@crimewaveusa300Yes, I am very proud. I don't want the return of the USSR, I live and was happy in the Soviet era, but I'm not very nostalgic!

    • @willyeckerslike9437
      @willyeckerslike9437 3 месяца назад +25

      I will not let current world politics get in the way of my admiration for Russian achievements. I do not like what is happening elsewhere, but will always admire Russian culture and language. From Britain.

    • @GagariinYang
      @GagariinYang 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@willyeckerslike9437I think the same way as you! I also never let myself be carried away by political alliances. I want to take this opportunity to answer a question that only a British person could clarify. We in Russia watched the series The Crow. It was a success. Can you tell me if it was well produced based on true facts? Did you feel that the series was fair with the images of the ministers, such as; Churchill, Tatchet and Tony Blair? I have this doubt, because the glorification of Boris Yeltsin's image was not well received by us!
      🇷🇺🇬🇧

    • @intel2133
      @intel2133 3 месяца назад +5

      In Modern Era, such integration would benefit everyone, imagine a USRA (Socialist Republics of Asia) alongside China and Mongolia, would be the greatest nation on Earth.

  • @themadphysicist6454
    @themadphysicist6454 3 года назад +21373

    This is how teachers want us to leave the school during a fire

  • @mxrsExe
    @mxrsExe 4 года назад +3902

    Me: **opens pringles**
    My class:

    • @Whitheren
      @Whitheren 4 года назад +18

      Mxrs XD nice one

    • @RockoMoly
      @RockoMoly 4 года назад +109

      Our Pringle’s

    • @JacksonGK50
      @JacksonGK50 4 года назад +6

      My Pringles >:3

    • @alaskaat-st236
      @alaskaat-st236 4 года назад +7

      If they touch my pringles I'd slit they're throats set them on fire by napalm throw them in the Bermuda triangle and laugh like a maniac

    • @stars-hk9uo
      @stars-hk9uo 4 года назад +11

      Plot twist: the whole school

  • @Hindu10847
    @Hindu10847 Месяц назад +81

    Thank you USSR ( Russia) for saving us In 1971 🇮🇳🤝🇷🇺

    • @petrusimanuelsitorus1617
      @petrusimanuelsitorus1617 Месяц назад +5

      Как вы думаете, почему мы спасаем вас, мы спасаем себя и перестаем думать, что вы нам нравитесь 🧞🇮🇳🧞🧞🤮🤮🤮

    • @petrusimanuelsitorus1617
      @petrusimanuelsitorus1617 Месяц назад

      Как ты думаешь, почему мы спасаем тебя, мы спасаемся от такого дерьма, как ты, и перестаем думать, что ты нам нравишься 🧞🇮🇳🧞🧞🤮🤮

    • @Hindu10847
      @Hindu10847 Месяц назад

      @@petrusimanuelsitorus1617 I can’t read this language plz write in English

    • @m-bricksstudio
      @m-bricksstudio Месяц назад +17

      @@Hindu10847It’s better that you don’t understand what he’s saying…

    • @ToshiSnootKisser
      @ToshiSnootKisser Месяц назад

      @@Hindu10847 This guy wrote some shit. You are welcome. Так или иначе я рад что я родился в России и ничего страшного нет, что я не родилсяво времена СССР.

  • @liuuu3751
    @liuuu3751 10 месяцев назад +76

    Now I am proud to be Russian even if I am not Russian

  • @indahf.freztiyana824
    @indahf.freztiyana824 4 года назад +1422

    Rey: I'm Rey...
    Woman: Rey who...?
    Rey: *Reystarting the October Revolution...!*

  • @jagdpanther2224
    @jagdpanther2224 4 года назад +9343

    "The Simpsons" prediction is always right!

    • @drovkastrak719
      @drovkastrak719 4 года назад +165

      Ohhhh shit xD that's right

    • @alr1819
      @alr1819 4 года назад +94

      Thats Mean.....

    • @lafeddelam8055
      @lafeddelam8055 4 года назад +203

      We will make rusia to soviet union AGAIÑ!!!!!

    • @mgapryt4930
      @mgapryt4930 4 года назад +49

      i hope so

    • @mgapryt4930
      @mgapryt4930 4 года назад +119

      they predicted the coronavirus back in 2016 so i think the soviet union will be back?

  • @fallen1805
    @fallen1805 9 месяцев назад +21

    I played this song for my 4 year son, he is now the head of household.

  • @amzworld66
    @amzworld66 7 месяцев назад +380

    The one who really defeated Hitler

    • @luisguerra5478
      @luisguerra5478 7 месяцев назад +24

      Accurate!!

    • @KaiserDriphelm1871
      @KaiserDriphelm1871 6 месяцев назад +14

      Tankie!? Also the Soviet Union would have fell if it wasn't for the Lend-Lease program and The Western Allies.

    • @drewwagner4802
      @drewwagner4802 6 месяцев назад

      Truth!

    • @user-rf2us9uh9p
      @user-rf2us9uh9p 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@KaiserDriphelm1871really?

    • @levypaardenkooper966
      @levypaardenkooper966 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@user-rf2us9uh9p jep. Stalin admited it himself

  • @charleypierson92
    @charleypierson92 4 года назад +3718

    I watched this on my iPhone, now it’s OurPhone.

  • @alexshlag2723
    @alexshlag2723 3 года назад +3477

    Girls at a party: "Ughh, she's wearing the same outfit as me."
    Boys:

  • @madpenguin3664
    @madpenguin3664 2 месяца назад +14

    Idk, man. As a South African, this song seems very motivational

  • @Advocate7
    @Advocate7 11 месяцев назад +261

    Respect 🇮🇳🤝 🇷🇺

    • @itstactic1287
      @itstactic1287 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@Alibinalibinalidumb western 😂

    • @curryis828
      @curryis828 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@Alibinalibinalioh look another unhinged

    • @karantikoo9302
      @karantikoo9302 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Alibinalibinaliother 1.4 billion indians laughing at you be like : 😏😏😂

    • @Kanalankettu
      @Kanalankettu 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@karantikoo9302Ok street pooper 😂

    • @shitikanthabanik7903
      @shitikanthabanik7903 5 месяцев назад

      To be honest...I'm an Indian...kinda offended...but THIS SHIT IS SO STUPID I WAS ON MY FLOOR LAUGHING MY A** OFF!

  • @TheGoat-zb9db
    @TheGoat-zb9db 4 года назад +800

    Americans:what just happened?
    Russia: WERE GETTING THE GANG BACK TOGETHER!

  • @nubo3517
    @nubo3517 4 года назад +11238

    2020:
    January: WWIII
    February: Fires
    March: Coronavirus
    April: The Soviet Union comes back?

    • @lexionz4910
      @lexionz4910 4 года назад +564

      That aint a bad thing if its soviet mother land Russia

    • @DOBRYY_HOMYAK
      @DOBRYY_HOMYAK 4 года назад +130

      @@lexionz4910, it sounds like truth. Constitutional amendments will be adopted in April)))

    • @achaeanmapping4408
      @achaeanmapping4408 4 года назад +76

      can;t wait for April !

    • @kaskuramadala4466
      @kaskuramadala4466 4 года назад +142

      2020: maybe i dont want to be the bad guy anymore...

    • @souhardyaadhikari7822
      @souhardyaadhikari7822 4 года назад +76

      Well I think the issue of corona virus should be kept aside from Soviet Union... It's a problem for the whole world.... But Soviet Union is needed... Now we should concentrate on this issue (corona virus)... The whole world should be United today.... Moreover, Soviet Union is a symbol of unity...

  • @albertosalasvera7910
    @albertosalasvera7910 9 месяцев назад +114

    Siempre lo he dicho y lo repito mis respetos al gran pueblo ruso

    • @nevsky7487
      @nevsky7487 5 месяцев назад +3

      Спасибо

    • @user-mi9dk8et3k
      @user-mi9dk8et3k 5 месяцев назад +3

      Спасибо, товарищ

    • @rusia_
      @rusia_ Месяц назад +1

      Спасибо.

  • @lucifermorningstar6636
    @lucifermorningstar6636 8 месяцев назад +5

    you've listened to this more than one time

  • @glauberribeiro7946
    @glauberribeiro7946 3 года назад +12533

    OUR antibodies after applying the Russian vaccine

  • @truthhurts5564
    @truthhurts5564 3 года назад +36678

    Good old days

  • @Rasmus_Lundgren2005
    @Rasmus_Lundgren2005 11 месяцев назад +91

    I love russia

  • @jozefpociennik234
    @jozefpociennik234 4 месяца назад +31

    Żeby nie nasi bracia Rosjanie już by nas nie było ukłon dla tych co oddali życie za naszą wolnosc❤

    • @albertthegreat9192
      @albertthegreat9192 4 месяца назад +2

      🇷🇺❤️🇵🇱

    • @probananamonkey
      @probananamonkey Месяц назад

      ​@@albertthegreat9192Poland hates Russia

    • @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors
      @Thorfinn_Son_Of_Thors Месяц назад

      I mean...you know they invaded alongside the Nazi's and helped contribute to the massacre's there. Yeah?

  • @kkhagerty6315
    @kkhagerty6315 4 года назад +3881

    My friends: OMG I dreamt I married my crush and had kids
    My dreams:

    • @endroholic7161
      @endroholic7161 4 года назад +94

      Cyka balyat 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

    • @heysmg2325
      @heysmg2325 4 года назад +10

      Ikr

    • @dohoangle-faidhcm7491
      @dohoangle-faidhcm7491 4 года назад +78

      Kapitan Odbytnica lol no you, you are piece of gay that hate the Soviet Union, basically you’re nothing

    • @thefaceofregret5416
      @thefaceofregret5416 4 года назад +58

      Kapitan Odbytnica Oh fuck off. Disrespectful to the country that did the most against the Germans in WW2.

    • @jenjen2776
      @jenjen2776 4 года назад +14

      🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 thanks for bring weapons in manila

  • @ilham-malshaibani3058
    @ilham-malshaibani3058 3 года назад +2093

    Russian family: *goes to Germany*
    Grandpa: I am inviting some friends with us
    His friends:

    • @weneedmorepowertobecomestr4591
      @weneedmorepowertobecomestr4591 3 года назад +10

      😂

    • @theakatsuki9744
      @theakatsuki9744 3 года назад +36

      well dam grandpa quite the friends you got uhh why do they have guns
      his friends: move out the way comrade
      grandpa: he is with me...

    • @themiticslav3859
      @themiticslav3859 3 года назад +7

      Hahahah XD

    • @centazo7569
      @centazo7569 3 года назад +17

      German Grandpa:Ah shit, here we go again

    • @Adamas_Flumen
      @Adamas_Flumen 3 года назад +8

      Hahaha , I am from Russia , and many people who take a part in WW2 death(sorry for mistakes)
      But many people, who rake part in wars in Cold War, are live(sorry for mistakes2)

  • @otcondietwice
    @otcondietwice 12 дней назад +3

    Soviet Union. The strongest and bravest army on Earth to me. Greeting from Vietnam, my comrade.

  • @sebastianop
    @sebastianop Год назад +121

    The one only true successor of the Roman Empire 🇮🇹 ❤ 🇷🇺

    • @youraveragebonapartistman
      @youraveragebonapartistman 11 месяцев назад +10

      I Would Say The Byzantines Tho

    • @mihai.popescu0598
      @mihai.popescu0598 4 месяца назад

      Please delete your comment don t compare ancient history with that communist shit

    • @elisbarchik
      @elisbarchik 4 месяца назад +3

      Не зря говорят,что Москва-третий Рим

    • @elisbarchik
      @elisbarchik 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@youraveragebonapartistmanсоглашусь с тобой😊именно поэтому герб нашей страны схож с Византийским.

    • @user-zc3hk4yz8l
      @user-zc3hk4yz8l 4 месяца назад +3

      В будущем нужно брать проливы и Константинополь

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 3 года назад +702

    Russia: *"This isn't even my final form!"*

    • @lukavozac372
      @lukavozac372 3 года назад +26

      I hate you western spy

    • @WahhPedall
      @WahhPedall 3 года назад +6

      Luka Derd :O life of Boris!

    • @rohantime5938
      @rohantime5938 3 года назад +5

      @@lukavozac372 what’s the music to this

    • @grielzz
      @grielzz 3 года назад +13

      Ay my boy abraham still alive

    • @hamster_74ss41
      @hamster_74ss41 3 года назад +4

      @@lukavozac372 life of Boris how to squat like a slav

  • @Hanslouis97
    @Hanslouis97 3 года назад +1370

    I played this tune in my car. Now's it's tank.

    • @cybershit4612
      @cybershit4612 3 года назад +53

      Don't forget to completely fill fuel tank with Vodka

    • @toxicmrdiego1280
      @toxicmrdiego1280 3 года назад +5

      Whats the tune name?

    • @sebastianl8848
      @sebastianl8848 3 года назад +9

      @@toxicmrdiego1280 It's the Soviet March from Red Alert 3

    • @Lemuel_Espiloy
      @Lemuel_Espiloy 3 года назад

      @@sebastianl8848 Ok

    • @u.s.m.c6861
      @u.s.m.c6861 3 года назад +4

      Don't forget to bring ammunition nikolai

  • @HgDhan
    @HgDhan 5 месяцев назад +55

    It's great to see our ally the Great USSR again. Tears of joy come to my eyes..We'll always be thankful to you for your help in the 1971 war. Love from🇮🇳

    • @user-cf4zl8nv8v
      @user-cf4zl8nv8v 3 месяца назад +5

      From India...
      Even 2024 not only Indian people Indian Govt also love Russia🇮🇳🇮🇳❤

    • @darq_music4780
      @darq_music4780 2 месяца назад

      Yk soviet union isn't back right?

    • @hnevko
      @hnevko 2 месяца назад

      I want to give u my love, my sweet hole

    • @hibikikyu
      @hibikikyu Месяц назад

      ​@@darq_music4780Not yet at least.

  • @XCameraMan_Dude865X
    @XCameraMan_Dude865X Год назад +8

    I played this to my German grandfather and now he is digging a trench on the garden 😮

  • @drunkdriving_germany
    @drunkdriving_germany 3 года назад +1848

    Rare footage of students exiting the school during a fire, but they do it the right way

  • @marcodenetto3850
    @marcodenetto3850 3 года назад +1867

    "All chinese look the same"
    Meanwhile in Moscow:

    • @nedim5730
      @nedim5730 3 года назад +12

      What lol

    • @wolfi_animatez4089
      @wolfi_animatez4089 3 года назад +11

      MEANWHILE..

    • @mnmnnmm
      @mnmnnmm 3 года назад +1

      @KhmerD0g 😂😂😂

    • @feddlebag
      @feddlebag 3 года назад +8

      @KhmerD0g i cannot tell the difference between kpop and anime but i can tell the difference of all of the nguyens

    • @mirsad96
      @mirsad96 3 года назад +11

      All comrades have red blood.

  • @HamzaDz-56g
    @HamzaDz-56g 6 месяцев назад +9

    لن ننسى الدعم الذي قدمه لنا الاتحاد السوفيتي أثناء الثورة التحرريه في الجزائر 🇩🇿🤝🇷🇺 حلفائنا قبل الاستقلال 1962

    • @olegkorotaev1983
      @olegkorotaev1983 17 дней назад

      да ладно,а че, наши в Алжире были?

  • @vonblakely8675
    @vonblakely8675 9 месяцев назад +12

    We making it to Berlin with this one boys

  • @georgewindsor9641
    @georgewindsor9641 4 года назад +3446

    In this March it's like the Russian Empire and the SOVIET UNION mixed

    • @arandomt-9056
      @arandomt-9056 4 года назад +40

      Hope too see a IS-2 go up against M1a2

    • @sandalogaming6766
      @sandalogaming6766 4 года назад +89

      Why having one or the other when you can have the best of both? Oh my guy now we’re talking.

    • @t.on.y
      @t.on.y 4 года назад +156

      Russia looks like bipolar disorder nowadays.

    • @niespelnionyartysta8460
      @niespelnionyartysta8460 4 года назад +29

      Soviet russia killed the russian empire

    • @etostroyka
      @etostroyka 4 года назад +49

      it's called national-bolshevism

  • @NoName-sz5lu
    @NoName-sz5lu 4 года назад +1403

    When Romanovs shake hands with Lenin and Stalin.

    • @exaid0556
      @exaid0556 4 года назад +17

      World: God save us!
      Russians: хахахахахахахаха!

    • @jacky9590
      @jacky9590 4 года назад +32

      Poverty,suffering skyrockets, 20 million more gets killed for bs reasons and russia takes not just half Europe but the whole of it,while raping every being with a vag in the good ol fashioned russian way

    • @well-hiddenme5846
      @well-hiddenme5846 4 года назад +21

      @@jacky9590 Maybe I don't remember it correctly, but how come is that - so far - I did not kill or rape anyone?

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 4 года назад +22

      @@jacky9590 fuck off fascist

    • @noahjohnson935
      @noahjohnson935 4 года назад +18

      There is no famine. Everyone is happy and has plenty to eat.
      If you disagree, you go on extended vacation to Siberia

  • @kiriakos1cz
    @kiriakos1cz 11 месяцев назад +100

    We must say BIG THANK YOU TO SOVIETS❤if are not that mens today all we speak germans,some may'be,sure is most of us are already die....🇬🇷⚔🇷🇺

    • @tomasklinton8821
      @tomasklinton8821 10 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you, too, we wouldn't have won without you 😌

    • @churkatatar
      @churkatatar 10 месяцев назад

      You're just saying thank you because you're a loser Greek who can't help but do nothing!

    • @glorihol6803
      @glorihol6803 10 месяцев назад

      Z

  • @OG2xysquared
    @OG2xysquared 4 месяца назад +10

    The honor and strength for their motherland bleeds through every footstep!!!!

  • @Quetzal-ob8vn
    @Quetzal-ob8vn 3 года назад +1839

    All of Europe: why do i hear boss music

  • @Gabriel-fm3ji
    @Gabriel-fm3ji 4 года назад +1603

    Russian kid when someone touches his minecraft sky block:

    • @cg4580
      @cg4580 4 года назад +90

      You mean ourcraft

    • @elchapo9985
      @elchapo9985 4 года назад +1

      Hahahah russia so funny stfu band kid

    • @Gabriel-fm3ji
      @Gabriel-fm3ji 4 года назад +2

      @@cg4580 omg im sorry pls punish me comrade 😞

    • @user-pv4hz8fu8e
      @user-pv4hz8fu8e 4 года назад

      Shniping And he gonna kill your country)

    • @sus-ox5pl
      @sus-ox5pl 4 года назад

      Jdawg12407 toddler shut up

  • @helenaasousa
    @helenaasousa 10 месяцев назад +103

    As A 🇺🇸 Kid, the Mystique & Fear of the USSR, Intrigued Me. This Video & All it’s Glory, Brings Back a Nostalgia I Thought I’d Never Long For. 🇷🇺 RESpECT!

    • @getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973
      @getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973 10 месяцев назад

      USA survived the cold war, but now we got north Korea and China to worry about

    • @Vinzenzx
      @Vinzenzx 10 месяцев назад

      @@getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973 More like NK and China has the USA to worry about and not the other way around.

    • @coldmayank
      @coldmayank 9 месяцев назад

      @@getstickbuggedlolnotamaple7973 China's economy fell continuously for fifth month. China's might relies directly on their economy. North Korea is just a puppet nation of China.

  • @nicolaszussy315
    @nicolaszussy315 11 месяцев назад +24

    As a french I want to come in Russia and make USSR great again

    • @radosawwojciechowski5772
      @radosawwojciechowski5772 10 месяцев назад

      po golovie sebe postuthi

    • @Captainraphix
      @Captainraphix 9 месяцев назад

      au point ou on en est je vais même pas rappeler que c'est le rêve de Poutine...
      (après écoute de la musique) Ce rêve est totalement justifié, je pense même que l'Europe devrait en faire partie.

  • @filipadler7019
    @filipadler7019 4 года назад +8884

    Me: oh no, I hope that I don't catch the Corona virus
    The vitamin gummy I ate 3 years ago:

    • @norr0513
      @norr0513 4 года назад +148

      hmmmmm, Very Original joke!

    • @MilkyWay-fd7fz
      @MilkyWay-fd7fz 4 года назад +31

      Hol up

    • @albertpirelius
      @albertpirelius 4 года назад +40

      yeah this is very original joke

    • @jrqf8689
      @jrqf8689 4 года назад +18

      Hah I totally laughed at this very original joke

    • @madmaxx1147
      @madmaxx1147 4 года назад +31

      Good luck comrade gummy

  • @yodaonketamine5706
    @yodaonketamine5706 3 года назад +1700

    Trump: Putin, why is the USSR flag on the back of the Russian flag ?
    Putin: It's a surprise tool that will help us later ...

    • @MrToon-pk4yl
      @MrToon-pk4yl 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @broodbassoon105
      @broodbassoon105 3 года назад +5

      COMMENT GOD

    • @user-hb4qj1wr7w
      @user-hb4qj1wr7w 3 года назад +7

      Нечего не понял,но очень интересно

    • @alficelular8352
      @alficelular8352 3 года назад +3

      LATER

    • @freedom-verity
      @freedom-verity 3 года назад +7

      Самое смешное, что в России есть общественное движение выступающее за возвращение СССР через признание отделения республик незаконным и суд над Горбачёвым. Именно они поддержали своими подписями конституционную реформу в 2019 году. Угадайте, что будет дальше).

  • @user-hc1el3jo9h
    @user-hc1el3jo9h 25 дней назад +3

    I watched this on my I-Phone, and now it's an Our-Phone

  • @MatthewLi-sf9mt
    @MatthewLi-sf9mt 4 месяца назад +17

    Да здравствует наша великолепная РОДИНА

    • @easwar7
      @easwar7 4 месяца назад

      🇮🇳❤🇷🇺

    • @Mr.Z1989
      @Mr.Z1989 3 месяца назад

      For mother Russia!

  • @daubert9991
    @daubert9991 3 года назад +3802

    German kid: * *throws snowball at Russian kid* *
    The Russian kid's friends: *1:49*

  • @omarhamouda5608
    @omarhamouda5608 4 года назад +2890

    Welcome to another episode of “how the hell was this in my recommendation”

  • @kissbela2250
    @kissbela2250 5 месяцев назад +19

    Русские - наши друзья, привет из Венгрии

    • @user-zv5pe5qn8e
      @user-zv5pe5qn8e 5 месяцев назад

      Русские помнят, что венгры творили в России. худших зверств, чем венгры, никто не устраивал. даже румыны. привет с под Воронежа.

  • @abdelfatahlardjoun4676
    @abdelfatahlardjoun4676 4 месяца назад +5

    i played this when i was helping my neighbor fixing his yard ...now its OUR yard ⚒️

    • @mohammadrezakhamisi242
      @mohammadrezakhamisi242 2 месяца назад

      And when i listened to this song i was a soldier , after 6 months iv become the minister of defense and wat😂

  • @philipmelisch5136
    @philipmelisch5136 4 года назад +2150

    I showed this to my grandpa now he is screaming return fire in german

    • @philippg1390
      @philippg1390 4 года назад +176

      Feuer erwidern!

    • @sailenkatel3436
      @sailenkatel3436 4 года назад +70

      I hope you're telling us the truth. I laughed so hard🤣

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 4 года назад +153

      @@sailenkatel3436 I wonder if he lives in Argentina

    • @sailenkatel3436
      @sailenkatel3436 4 года назад +29

      @@alessiodelcastillo1613 wouldn't he be dead if he were an actual Nazi high up? A lot of Nazis did flee to Argentina after the war

    • @alessiodelcastillo1613
      @alessiodelcastillo1613 4 года назад +64

      @@sailenkatel3436 You ruined the joke

  • @ignacioprestes1183
    @ignacioprestes1183 3 года назад +1434

    Afghanistan: Finally, all the Al Qaeda and USA crap is gone
    Russia: Guess who's back

  • @zigidai2429
    @zigidai2429 9 месяцев назад +10

    the video sequence is simply superbly edited, bravo

  • @human_rights0
    @human_rights0 5 месяцев назад +5

    When cameraman said “are dwarf in army"
    Me with my friend 1:21

  • @justinvaladez4503
    @justinvaladez4503 4 года назад +1612

    I played this in St Petersburg and Volgograd now their Leningrad and Stalingrad

  • @AESVIII
    @AESVIII 3 года назад +1430

    Little brother: I NEED BACKUP
    Me and the bois:

    • @blackburn9346
      @blackburn9346 3 года назад +36

      In what heaven do you live in where the older sibling helps the younger one

    • @tamaramason8058
      @tamaramason8058 3 года назад +4

      Yep

    • @AESVIII
      @AESVIII 3 года назад +5

      @@blackburn9346 XD

    • @galilelollel9658
      @galilelollel9658 3 года назад +9

      Do you know that the soviet union will be Return in the year 2021 or in 2020 when the soviet union exsisted they made a letter witch means if the President or russia got money and good defense for theyre Land the soviet union must be live aigan that is cool for some russian but it coud mean that we will get a war if the soviet union will live aigan so russia is i thing way better then the soviet union because the letter says too that if the soviet union ganz live aigan they must take continets like Europa or more Land you understand me? That means i dont have a Problem with the soviet union but it coud mean a way higher war than ww2 will come and we all shoud be prepared for that

    • @AESVIII
      @AESVIII 3 года назад +1

      @@galilelollel9658 yes

  • @yahyaiflal4521
    @yahyaiflal4521 9 месяцев назад +5

    Bruh
    My car is driving itself after this song

  • @cbhlde
    @cbhlde 6 месяцев назад +100

    Спасибо за мурашки по коже из Германии. :) И, пожалуйста, не обижайтесь на наших политиков - они идиоты. Все люди - братья и сестры! :)

    • @agi1363
      @agi1363 5 месяцев назад +3

      С немецких танков сейчас стреляют по моим соотечественникам, друзьям, братьям и вы говорите не обижайтесь?

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde 5 месяцев назад

      Очень понятно и спорить не о чем! Я был очень шокирован и пристыжен тем, что мое правительство снова отправило танки в Россию! Забвение истории, откровенное невежество и открытая безнравственность - это трудно переварить.
      А когда "частные активисты" поставили советский танк перед вашим посольством в Берлине - со стволом, направленным на здание, - я, к сожалению, понял, что немецкое правительство в тени США снова замышляет недоброе.
      Но: есть достаточно немцев, которые видят это и также говорят и действуют. Но через всю эту пропаганду "Путин хочет мирового господства" трудно пробиться. :(
      Наступают лучшие и более мирные времена - или нет! :)
      И давайте посмотрим на это с другой стороны: у нас, немцев, не так много танков, а те, что есть, похоже, тоже не очень хороши. :p
      С наилучшими пожеланиями и с Новым годом!@@agi1363

    • @NKVD1944
      @NKVD1944 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@agi1363а какое отношение он имеет к этому?
      Он же даже сказал что немецкийе политики идиоты.

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@NKVD1944 😉😇

    • @cbhlde
      @cbhlde 5 месяцев назад

      Очень раздражает, что вам снова приходится освобождать нас от нацистов. @@NKVD1944

  • @dustycloud2836
    @dustycloud2836 3 года назад +2113

    German : Fatherland
    Russia : Motherland
    WW2 : divorce

    • @blackout6772
      @blackout6772 3 года назад +141

      Poland: Child cut in half.

    • @RyanRapid
      @RyanRapid 3 года назад +5

      What is the USA then

    • @NathanRiess
      @NathanRiess 3 года назад +42

      Ryan I was the lawyer. Russia field for a divorce after Germany started to beat her. Russia and Germany began to get into a fist fight in the court room. Russia started punch him in the face, I ended up spider monkey jumping onto his back and punching him in the head. Then the Court Officer Mr.United Kingdom took down Germany by his legs. Randomly Japan tried to jump me, and I ended up jumping off of Germany’s back, and then I beat the living shit out of that bitch friend of Germany. In the end me and Russia came out on top. Except I was angry at her for starting to punch germany in the middle of the trial so we stood on top of Germany’s back giving each other angry looks, at one point we took our guns and almost shot each other. Except Russia got tired and fell asleep at the end of 1991, she woke up several hours later but was a new women. She just got up and left. We came across each other a few times recently when I got into some more fights with these middle eastern countries but nothing has hostile as it was with Germany.

    • @user-ee5he9oz3k
      @user-ee5he9oz3k 3 года назад +6

      and after east germany was given away as alimony, germany committed suicide and its remaining fortune was inherited by distant relatives last seen at a house party 27 years ago

    • @antontokarev948
      @antontokarev948 3 года назад +1

      Now it's like sup bro

  • @anouarabouelfadl8880
    @anouarabouelfadl8880 3 года назад +1967

    Alternative title : do not show it to ur German grandpa

  • @alfredbooker393
    @alfredbooker393 3 месяца назад +7

    In Africa people they are happy to see Soviet back again

  • @maina1176
    @maina1176 10 месяцев назад +38

    From an Indian, tomorrow is our Independence Day. After Independence I must admit that Russia has always helped us in the most difficult times when we were mocked by the West, Pakistan and China. Long-live India-Russia friendship. I love Russia from India. ❤❤❤

  • @enrisek610
    @enrisek610 3 года назад +6773

    When you feel the patriotism of a country that isn't even yours

    • @robertodekeyser1892
      @robertodekeyser1892 3 года назад +103

      Amen!!

    • @user-dk7mz1py7l
      @user-dk7mz1py7l 3 года назад +293

      I feel more patriotism for other countries (turkey, Russia, France, )then mine (USA)

    • @sch0146
      @sch0146 3 года назад +109

      I can't feel patriotism for a country which is the cause of my country's weakness.

    • @user-dk7mz1py7l
      @user-dk7mz1py7l 3 года назад +18

      @@sch0146 Good point

    • @sch0146
      @sch0146 3 года назад +33

      @TRINIX GAMING Hungary

  • @ChubbyGames
    @ChubbyGames 3 года назад +14666

    My God this is so powerful...gave me goose bumps

  • @sailudevalla2524
    @sailudevalla2524 18 дней назад +3

    We are from India. We loves Russians. Great country. All Russians are brothers and sisters.

  • @Soviet_ussr_5692
    @Soviet_ussr_5692 3 месяца назад +7

    Me and bro when we detect a furry in the game

  • @Skrumpish
    @Skrumpish 4 года назад +3593

    Fun fact : The soldiers in white uniforms with hoods are a part of the “Siberian Front” a specially trained unit who are experts in combat in the freezing cold

    • @liletm3993
      @liletm3993 4 года назад +178

      Sooo basically a bunch of semo heyha?

    • @rite.3839
      @rite.3839 4 года назад +270

      They also fought the German troops during the winter of 1941 while they were bogged down due to poor preparation

    • @Skrumpish
      @Skrumpish 4 года назад +14

      Beggin' Blitz Yes they did

    • @golgo2888
      @golgo2888 4 года назад +19

      That's interesting, what about the ones in black?

    • @t-34onsnow47
      @t-34onsnow47 4 года назад +56

      @@liletm3993 Simo is a Finnish, not a Soviet.

  • @CEKROM
    @CEKROM 4 года назад +528

    *Germany:* screams internally

    • @padaro4504
      @padaro4504 4 года назад +45

      Russia: Why do i hear Tiger's?
      Germany: BLITZKRIEG

    • @DeathDeath666
      @DeathDeath666 4 года назад +49

      Poland has left the chat

    • @Olivershamoo
      @Olivershamoo 4 года назад +4

      cough leopards

    • @theoeguia3302
      @theoeguia3302 4 года назад +13

      History lessons :
      Polish faught with the German SS
      Polish faught with the Soviet Union.
      Polish faught with RAF(Royal Air Force)

    • @andenfighter0078
      @andenfighter0078 4 года назад +2

      Although casualtywise they did kinda kick their ass

  • @OnlyForza3964
    @OnlyForza3964 Год назад +52

    The song 🗿
    The singer 🗿
    The instrumental 🗿
    The viewers 🗿
    The song listener 🗿
    The saver of the song🗿
    The one who added this song in his playlist 🗿
    The one who got motivated and went to gym after listening this masterpiece 🗿
    The whole gym 🗿
    All the gym equipment including the mats🗿
    The gym shoes 🗿
    The one who play this at gym🗿
    All who listens it 🗿
    All who get more excited to do more reps 🗿
    The nerves of the body 🗿
    The blood streaming at speed of light after hearing this
    🗿
    The comments🗿
    The thoughts while writing this 🗿
    My hands while typing this 🗿
    The keyboard 🗿
    The alphabets 🗿
    RUclips 🗿
    Thumbnail 🗿
    Subtitle 🗿
    This comment 🗿
    Those who likes this comment 🗿
    Those who comment in this 🗿
    Those who start a convo in this comment 🗿
    Those who comment '🗿' 🗿

    • @exa_chad
      @exa_chad 8 месяцев назад +3

      🗿

  • @arghyamajumder206
    @arghyamajumder206 9 месяцев назад +5

    i'm a bharatiya and i'm feeling patriotic for soviet...long live Bharat russia friendship

    • @ARAFASKA
      @ARAFASKA 7 месяцев назад

      *india

    • @arghyamajumder206
      @arghyamajumder206 7 месяцев назад

      @@ARAFASKA same hain bro...
      I use both interchangeably... Why do you have problem with the "Bharat" name?
      When Kohli smashes the "BHARAT ARMY" chants "INDIA INDIA"..

  • @spongebob.exgamer7402
    @spongebob.exgamer7402 3 года назад +2181

    The German kid: bully’s Russian kid
    Russian kid: calls friends to help
    His friends:

  • @chalzy7802
    @chalzy7802 3 года назад +1906

    Corona:*ENTERS MY BODY*
    My Immune system:

  • @nitheeshtjoshy5242
    @nitheeshtjoshy5242 9 месяцев назад +7

    1:50 truck entry ❤️❤️❤️super power.... From indian big salut

  • @lordmadbro8531
    @lordmadbro8531 4 месяца назад +10

    Да Здравствует Советская Армия

  • @matej_bosnjak
    @matej_bosnjak 4 года назад +3698

    Girls : Sorry, my car only seats 4.
    Boys : 1:49

    • @dinutim1200
      @dinutim1200 4 года назад +128

      This is pure GOLD !!!

    • @Generalbluethunder
      @Generalbluethunder 4 года назад +58

      *trumpets*
      We proudly Present the new king of MEMES

    • @snakeeateerrrrr
      @snakeeateerrrrr 4 года назад +41

      *buys one and Soviet uniforms and rifles*

    • @dingo9702
      @dingo9702 4 года назад +28

      Have you seen Indian soldiers on a motorbike?

    • @alv1nl92
      @alv1nl92 4 года назад +10

      Ding Graciano 🤣🤣that’s like 5+ sols on a single moto

  • @gammrockfeddy4373
    @gammrockfeddy4373 3 года назад +2018

    This is what I call Character development.

    • @stalinincevheri4218
      @stalinincevheri4218 3 года назад +5

      kaç tane stalin var 😀

    • @gammrockfeddy4373
      @gammrockfeddy4373 3 года назад +3

      @@diegocontreras9913 Memorized that already.

    • @alexandrinolesco3964
      @alexandrinolesco3964 3 года назад +5

      WE CALL

    • @stalinincevheri4218
      @stalinincevheri4218 3 года назад +2

      @Köstebekistan Başbakanı bençe daha vazla yapançilarda en çok o sonra lenin sonra puşt hitler var 😁

    • @miyul105
      @miyul105 3 года назад +5

      Hey Stalin, You think you strong ha, I will allied with Germans and will start to Operations Barbarossa, you just wait

  • @Empire_of_Germany
    @Empire_of_Germany 9 месяцев назад +5

    I watch a daily dose of this video and im getting workout vibes and serve the country with every of my might

  • @propagandacalle1557
    @propagandacalle1557 10 месяцев назад +33

    Я играл эту музыку на работе, когда никто не хотел работать, вдруг все вскочили и работали для людей и единства. 😂 Liebe Grüße aus Deutschland Германия

  • @darthrevan7182
    @darthrevan7182 2 года назад +8446

    Memes aside: I don’t know what it is, but something about the USSR is just very powerful. The music, the red colors, the uniforms… It all feels so epic

    • @lioplayz8252
      @lioplayz8252 2 года назад +391

      You took words out of my mouth

    • @NotLRK
      @NotLRK 2 года назад +236

      @Cody Smith Yes, but their is a lot of epic soviet music that isnt made by capitalists

    • @camarada7274
      @camarada7274 2 года назад +45

      @Cody Smith bro theres no way youre being serious lmao

    • @TheArijitBanerjee
      @TheArijitBanerjee 2 года назад +93

      @Cody Smith soviet anthem is better.

    • @prateeksharma6706
      @prateeksharma6706 2 года назад +87

      Pov :- ur a German soldier defending Berlin against Reds

  • @kermiadjamil4090
    @kermiadjamil4090 4 года назад +742

    No one :
    Me buying PC after working the whole summer.
    My little brother :

  • @human_rights0
    @human_rights0 7 месяцев назад +27

    RESPECT FOR SOVIET UNION 🙋‍♂️

    • @adrianalobo2513
      @adrianalobo2513 7 месяцев назад

      Esse exército era tão poderoso que até zumbi tinha 😅

    • @human_rights0
      @human_rights0 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@adrianalobo2513but America divided The great ussr😢

  • @dante98555
    @dante98555 4 месяца назад +13

    Bracia Słowianie, pozdrowienia z Polski

  • @Siddharth_Verma07
    @Siddharth_Verma07 2 года назад +1896

    Russia: Our vaccine has no side effects.
    3 YEARS LATER:

    • @Suspicious259
      @Suspicious259 2 года назад +14

      As a capitalist I must crush them!

    • @Suspicious259
      @Suspicious259 2 года назад +11

      @Upa2412 us is capitalist too

    • @Suspicious259
      @Suspicious259 2 года назад +11

      @Upa2412 anyways I must crush communism.

    • @mariselumbal9406
      @mariselumbal9406 2 года назад +31

      go to *gulag.*

    • @Suspicious259
      @Suspicious259 2 года назад +2

      @@mariselumbal9406 the richness of capitalist will change a communist to capitalist.

  • @hsysupremacy5728
    @hsysupremacy5728 3 года назад +1916

    Me: *hits a pigman in Minecraft*
    Other pigmen around:

    • @crusaderdeus180
      @crusaderdeus180 3 года назад +6

      noo needs to hit pigmen nowdays they attack u whe they see ya

    • @CJdimensionsfamvlog
      @CJdimensionsfamvlog 3 года назад +1

      Wow even the French emperor said that COMMUNISM IS BEST

    • @hsysupremacy5728
      @hsysupremacy5728 3 года назад +2

      Help me conquer Great britain, my comrades. I can't challenge her at sea, her Navy's so formidable.

    • @victorman0614
      @victorman0614 3 года назад +1

      LOL True xd

    • @kinggeorgeiii7515
      @kinggeorgeiii7515 3 года назад +1

      Shithead

  • @blassluciano7523
    @blassluciano7523 5 месяцев назад +44

    Gloria a rusia 🇷🇺🇵🇪

  • @urloorloorloo
    @urloorloorloo 15 дней назад +2

    USA in 1950s: we have colour tv!
    USSR in 1950s:

  • @igotptsd5618
    @igotptsd5618 4 года назад +1293

    Girls: what is kind you music like?
    Boys: it's complicated

    • @laito_5730
      @laito_5730 4 года назад +18

      This is me and the boys once we hear that some thot broke my mans heart
      *We March bretheren*

    • @captainsparrow4740
      @captainsparrow4740 4 года назад +2

      Wtf

    • @laito_5730
      @laito_5730 4 года назад +9

      @@captainsparrow4740 *WE MARCH*

    • @AK-pg6ss
      @AK-pg6ss 4 года назад

      @@laito_5730 😂

    • @laito_5730
      @laito_5730 4 года назад +1

      @@AK-pg6ss join us

  • @LoliPolice-bf7mw
    @LoliPolice-bf7mw 3 года назад +1976

    Imagine being American and going to Moscow and seeing this.

    • @valbrend9819
      @valbrend9819 3 года назад +42

      I mean they did during the 2018 if I’m not mistaken.US army did participate the March

    • @mariadirani8849
      @mariadirani8849 3 года назад +68

      i would sh*t my pants

    • @anikisan3782
      @anikisan3782 3 года назад +43

      Understandable hava nice day
      *reverse parachuting back to C130*

    • @konanxhidan3202
      @konanxhidan3202 3 года назад +75

      Americans: Wait, how is it possible to have a march without drag queens ?

    • @mmraynor8957
      @mmraynor8957 2 года назад +19

      911 whats your emergency 🤣🤣

  • @Larrytor
    @Larrytor 10 месяцев назад +6

    "For every step they take, my heart beats".

  • @stevemorden8417
    @stevemorden8417 2 года назад +1389

    Hitler : "Attacks The USSR"
    Winter : And I Took That Personally

    • @ramzidz6150
      @ramzidz6150 2 года назад +18

      God is Russian

    • @artanisplays3982
      @artanisplays3982 2 года назад +26

      @@ramzidz6150 no, Russia is just the main character

    • @littleboy9844
      @littleboy9844 2 года назад +3

      What about Napoleon..lmao

    • @keshavsharma6663
      @keshavsharma6663 2 года назад +19

      @@littleboy9844 Napolean invaded the Russian empire not the USSR.

    • @littleboy9844
      @littleboy9844 2 года назад +16

      @@keshavsharma6663 different government but same geography

  • @matchuBBG
    @matchuBBG 4 года назад +979

    "Hey honey lets immigrate"
    "Ok where to?"
    "Germany"
    "But we already live in Germany"
    "I mean west Germany"

    • @TheGhostLine
      @TheGhostLine 4 года назад

      matchu hahahahshhah

    • @matchuBBG
      @matchuBBG 4 года назад +9

      @Emre MUTLU fuckin serious plot twist right there. My mans is visiting the gulag

    • @plasmafire7545
      @plasmafire7545 4 года назад +1

      Yeah can we get the KGB over here

    • @erwin9449
      @erwin9449 4 года назад

      Quack

    • @dutt_arka
      @dutt_arka 4 года назад

      I would like to emigrate to West Germany anyday! Deutschland fürs Leben!

  • @olga77707
    @olga77707 7 месяцев назад +4

    😊👍🏻Наш Советский Союз покоряет весь Мир от Европы к Неве на Восток . Над Землёй везде будут петь - Столица, Путин, Советский медведь 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😊🇷🇺❤️🇷🇺😊👍🏻

  • @JamshidKiani
    @JamshidKiani 2 месяца назад +7

    As an Iranian, I support Russia