I died laughing when I heard slowpoke can't feel pain until 5 secs later. Imagine slapping one in the face and then it just sits there for a moment before making a pin cry lol.
Yeah, thats true but is actually has to be another one. I mean, why is freaking PSYDUCK not on this list?! I was the whole video like: Ok, maybe psyduck is the dumbest Pokémon. BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE! But however, its not.
My first shiny in X: I walked in the swamp trying to go somewhere I encountered a quagsire It was purple I caught it and named it Mudbomb I was never happier
gumshoose like to eat rattata because they where brought to alola to hunt them as there was an overpopulation of rattata and rattacate, it says so in the anime if you wondered how I know
If its canon (probably not though), slowpoke should be off this list. In ep244 ("Enlighten Up!") of the anime, its said that the reason its so dopey is because its looking for the meaning of existence.
hes omniscient and all knowing so hes always on a cosmic trip until a shellder bites its head and snaps him back to reality and becomes a Slowking one of the hyperintelligent pokemon
The Slowpoke family, while dull witted outside of Slowking, have been shown time and time again to have very powerful latent psychic abilities, kinda like Psyduck except with the right typing. An example shown in pretty much every media is the ability to bring rain just by yawning.
What you said about slowbro not feeling pain and that being scary is actually really true. There's a disorder that causes people not to be able to feel pain and it's really dangerous because they injure themselves without realizing it and babies who have it will like chew through their tongue while teething.
Dr Dedenne I don't think all psyduck are dumb, Misty's is but I'm not sure if they all are they are physic types so I'd have to imagine they've got a little bit of intelligence
Stop saying Psyduck. In the anime, misty caught a bad Psyduck. But in the orange islands, misty battled a smart psyduck. Besides, it's sun and moon entry is quite vague. So we can't tell if it's dumb or not.
I know this is late but the gunshoos thing actually refers to Hawaiian culture. Mongoose were brought to the Hawaiian islands to deal with a rat infestation but people forgot that rats were nocturnal and mongoose weren’t. That’s why in yungoos entry it says it’s not native to Alola but brought over to deal with a pest.
I know your doing the dex entries from the games,but I'm surprised misty's psyduck isn't on the list from the anime,the poor duck is so dumb it didn't know why misty was mad at it all the time XD I demand a part 2
Fox Tuber, you just insulted Magikarp. EAT MAGIKARP'S REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A move EXCLUSIVE to Magikarp with a base power of OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!! This move has even killed Arceas and that isn't even Magikarp's last victim....
"Ryhorn is too slow-witted to help people work." And now you can send it to do precisely that. I'd actually love to see a list of worst Pokemon/Poke-Job combinations sometime. XD
Slowpoke and Slowbro are some of my favorite pokemon, I have one on my team in Sun. I don't care that he's dumb, he's so cute and a great tank. I don't even think they are dumb, I just think we as humans can not understand it's true psychic genius.
So, when I saw Quagsire in the thumbnail, I knew I had to watch this video and say my opinion. I love Quagsire, it is my first water type that I forever keep on my dream team, I love it's derpy looking face, both me and Quagsire hurt each other by stumbling into objects when we don't pay attention, and I have an adorable and funny reason that could make us all laugh, when ever I think of Quagsire I always think of it wearing a king like cape with a crown on its head with a water stone as the gem for the crown. (This started when I only looked at the word "sire" in Quagsire's name) but if any of you think differently than that's ok, I know that no person is ever the exact same and that everybody has different opinions. Haters, y'all can hate all you want, but Quagsire will ALWAYS be my number 1 favorite water/ground type pokemon. 💙
you are a good pokemon! I got you up to level 81 last night! You are very slow, but your special attack is almost at 300!! You and Lycanrock are probably my favorites from my team, the rest of them are cool to though
I would like to object about the slowpoke line. Because I have a theory that slowpoke is just so spaced out about everything in life it is actually a very smart but when shelder bites on its head the poison makes it able to put everything it thinks about into good use. But anyway amazing vid and I agree with most of these
Emerson's Epic Channel magikarp is not also ditto is not because magikarp can evolve into garodous and ditto transform into any pokemon so even legendarys
I died laughing when I heard slowpoke can't feel pain until 5 secs later. Imagine slapping one in the face and then it just sits there for a moment before making a pin cry lol.
Anonymous X IKR XD
Anonymous X like shikamaru when Pakkun bit him it took him 3 seconds to react😂
But why would you slap a Slowpoke :(
Imagine Stabbing it and wait 5 seconds for it to scream XD
(Slaps him then 5 seconds later)
Slowpoke:Slooooooooooow!
Bruce: *Fish are friends, not food.*
Sligoo: *Fish are friends AND food.*
I ligitimaly cracked up after reading this
@@Zyxl_0 I legitimately lost brain cells after reading your reply.
@@gymleaderhasan i ligitimaely laughed so hard reading this
Funny that the dumbest pokemon ever is a psychic type.
Dai
Ohh now I get the joke xD
Dai I
HAH yes
Haliris
Yeah, thats true but is actually has to be another one. I mean, why is freaking PSYDUCK not on this list?! I was the whole video like: Ok, maybe psyduck is the dumbest Pokémon. BECAUSE IT SHOULD BE! But however, its not.
sees Quagsire on the list
*Silently smiles remembering the lives I've ended and winning streaks I've made with it*
Oh, ok.
i like it because of earthquake
@@parthjadhav3052I like it because it’s stupid and cute
@@Wooperderthat is very true. since my first comment i have come to acknowledge its cuteness even more than its stats.
Number 8 (starts ad)
*MARVEL*
Oh ok...
Dead. 😂
Same
I m soo dead (^o^)(^_-)
I got a "dragonmon" toy ad..
I got an ad of a washing machine
If you make a smartest pokemon ash's snorlax would win cuz ash's snorlax learned 6 moves
Justin Garcia yes you are correct it is actually my new religion
Drake's dragonite has 8 moves
@@Tomy_Lightning *10
@@Tomy_Lightning realy!? I didnt know that thats absurd!😂😂😂(not sarcasm, i realy didnt know that thats realy weird)
@@chendror872 *``Can you stop, you're not everything.``*
something ironic would be number 1: Mega Alakazam
Or Metagross since it has a brain of a super computer
BenTheBeast55 [No1GreninjaFan] true but what was alakazam's IQ?
Maribel Melendez idk lol
BenTheBeast55 [No1GreninjaFan] maybe ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
why don't you take the train
Where's Mistys psyduck ?????
anna lulu bff These must be dumber
I Think Psyduck Is Cute And So Dumb It's Funny
Psyduck isnt dumb his genius just takes awhile to process lol
I know right
the dumbness is just an act
My first shiny in X:
I walked in the swamp trying to go somewhere
I encountered a quagsire
It was purple
I caught it and named it Mudbomb
I was never happier
:D Im happy to hear that luck
Sometimes quagsire is so easy to like
6:18 Ryhorn Has Powerfull Tackles That Can Destroy Anything When It Cant Even Learn Tackle
Lmao
Lol
Your dumber because tou dont know how to spell.powerful
gumshoos was introduced to lower the rattata population, so rattata evolved to be nocturnal and avoid gumshoos
Of course the Donald Trump Pokemon is on this list lmao
Spiteful Scereal the fnaf fan pokemon too
Sebastian Perez It can't be Donald Trump because the pokedex says that gumshoosh is very patient.
Spiteful Scereal if Donald trump is so dumb how did he get so rich and win the presidency?
TeeJayMC Oh hi trump supporter
TeeJayMC
watch out people, clear the area, we have a code orange: trump supporter!!!!!!1!!!!
quagsire is a genius
Nailed it, dude. I watched your vids
Woopsire lol
Woopsire LOLOLOL
i knew you would comment on this video
👍👍👍
gumshoose like to eat rattata because they where brought to alola to hunt them as there was an overpopulation of rattata and rattacate, it says so in the anime if you wondered how I know
Agreed on that one
Sometimes i'm like slowpoke..
The Reverser SlooOoOoOoWWwPoOoOooooOkKKeeEeEe
Slowbro is my favourite Pokémon. He looks so huggable!
I’m always like slowpoke
you are an omniscient god then?
@@AdrianBludfang yes I am I'm like it cuz I'm spaced but I'm smart weird
Top 10 smartest Pokemon
1. Alakazam (yet he can't learn a 5th move)
Soffor Unessa oh haha funny. Orangaru is smarter tho...
Vigor The Sloth I just made a joke don't have to be a dick about it
Soffor Unessa calm down JEEZ but oranguru is probably smarter
maybe they can use more than 4 moves at once, but you, as their trainer, are only allowed to legally use 4 moves at the max
Soffor Unessa my b fam
I love how most of them are water types
Water type is the most common type.
And that's why they're so annoying
Kenny McCormick of
Water is best
GMN Games
at being dumb.
If its canon (probably not though), slowpoke should be off this list. In ep244 ("Enlighten Up!") of the anime, its said that the reason its so dopey is because its looking for the meaning of existence.
Virtal deep
dang
...Wait, really? One moment...
MEEEEEHHH
realy deepppp...
Virtal replace it with psyduck instead
It mean feebas is slow mined
Mandjtv: comment what pokemon you think will be on this list
Me:*puts on Pikachu costume*
Me: now I'll be on this list!
Well, not all pikachu. Just ash's one. Also, if ash ketchum was a Pokémon, HE WOULD BEAT SLOWBRO BY MILES
@@Noivern87 For real
When I saw the new posters (especially Charizard), I was like...."Hey! Get off the screen! I can't see Venusaur!"
i dont get why slowpoke is psychic type
It is psychically dumb
And confusion
hes omniscient and all knowing so hes always on a cosmic trip until a shellder bites its head and snaps him back to reality and becomes a Slowking one of the hyperintelligent pokemon
@@jonas2483
Lmao
The Slowpoke family, while dull witted outside of Slowking, have been shown time and time again to have very powerful latent psychic abilities, kinda like Psyduck except with the right typing. An example shown in pretty much every media is the ability to bring rain just by yawning.
What you said about slowbro not feeling pain and that being scary is actually really true. There's a disorder that causes people not to be able to feel pain and it's really dangerous because they injure themselves without realizing it and babies who have it will like chew through their tongue while teething.
but I love Quagsire. Especially the Ultra Sun animations for it.
Why thank you
Quagsire is adorable
Ohhh Sexy new Background, I wonder where you got the idea for that ;P Looks banging man ^_^
he obviously made it :P
Bird Keeper Toby luv ur vids man
Bird Keeper Toby, agree
Bird Keeper Toby q
Bird Keeper TobyOMG
I have an idea- You can do a Pokemon Diamond nuzlocke!
+shadow 7 hahaha I did a platinum nuzlocke earlier this year so I think that might be a bit too similar XD
shadow 7
MandJTV Pokevids OMG ITS YOU YOUR MY FAVE TUBER
Top ten most intelligent Pokemon? next?
plz do
So slowbro would be invencible if the games were more realistic
And how is slowbro invincible
The live ones because slowbro can’t feel pain.
They can still be hurt but they just don't feel it
the damage it takes would still be reduced because our powers get stunted when we are hurt, and we can feel it. Slowbro, on the other hand, does not.
Marquetes 25 slowbro is already invincible...just use 6 calm minds
Micheal: Guagsire.
Me: U speaking the language of gods
Micheal: Guagsire is a dumb Pokémon
Me: You fool
U fool u spelled 2 words wrongly 2 times
I imagine Gumshoos has eaten trainers' Alolan Rattata, or maybe it sets traps for them and that's why it has to be patient.
my little sister should be on this list too, since it is a pokemon and it is pretty dumb
Dumpling ROASTED!!!
Dumpling #lilsisproblems
Dumpling omg your sister just got rekt
Dumpling XD
damn Daniel
what about psyduck
True he's probably going by pokedex entries not the anime. Btw I like u pic
Pikachu Girl probably and thanks your pic is cool to
Dr Dedenne yeah so true
Basically all Psychic or Pokemon that have Psychic powers are smart
Dr Dedenne I don't think all psyduck are dumb, Misty's is but I'm not sure if they all are they are physic types so I'd have to imagine they've got a little bit of intelligence
You should also make a "Top 10 Smartest Pokémon" list if you can. Also, merry Christmas!
alakazam probably wins :P
MYT_Ninja - Arizon Probably, and I'm pretty sure Slowking will make the list too.
Miles Prower yep
Miles Prower funny how slowpoke is dumb and slowking is smart
Game Freak likely intended the irony.
Gunshoos = Donald Trump
*no*
4:10 it might mean slow as in mentally slow
I know 99% of you won't read this but I want to wish the 1% of you a happy holidays and stay safe!!
yet Slowpoke can evolve into one of the smartest pokemon: Slowking
SAOMewtwo that's irony for you.
I would have thought Psyduck, since it can't remember using its own power.
thats exactly what i was thinking
It’s only Misty Sadock not everyone else’s
Sligoo: I eat everything! Oh hello friend I eat you now!
Pokemon ranger: sligoo is a goat.
In Quagsire's defence it does have really tiny eyes.
Stop saying Psyduck. In the anime, misty caught a bad Psyduck. But in the orange islands, misty battled a smart psyduck. Besides, it's sun and moon entry is quite vague. So we can't tell if it's dumb or not.
Remember meh when I get lost in the comments :P
Lady_Grace _Face I will
Lady_Grace _Face i will
NO! YOU SHALL NOT BE LOST! WE SHALL SAVE YOU FROM THE ENDLESS ABYSS OF COMMENTS! But if you do then i will.
Jacob Smith Lol. Thank you :3
Lady_Grace _Face You're welcome. @_@
Thanks man cause I was so bored
Kevin Jackson me too because it's Christmas Eve so I am so bored until Christmas
why don't you take the train
JMW732 Games true
+Kevin Jackson SAme
how would that help?
Slowpoke and Slowbro are my favorite Pokémon
1:43
Michael: number ten: gumshoos
Me (along with him) Donald Trump weasel.
Where is gumshoos i heard it's name but not the i only saw Donald Trump with a mote realistic hairstyle.🤣🤣🤣
Slowbro seems like a genius
Bro.
That's Slowking
@@cloudinembong1998 we have our heero
Wait wha-
just from the picture of this video, I am pretty sure that Quagsire is going to be on this video.
yep I was correct
30 second long, unskippable ads? Are you joking mate?
GMD DeathAngel ur just a glitch in the system
Assburger James what????
Dude, Get ad block. I didn't have to deal with that nerd.
GMD DeathAngel
I once had a 6 minute unskippable ad I just closed the video and reopened it and then got a 5 second ad
u can skip it u idiot
I know this is late but the gunshoos thing actually refers to Hawaiian culture. Mongoose were brought to the Hawaiian islands to deal with a rat infestation but people forgot that rats were nocturnal and mongoose weren’t. That’s why in yungoos entry it says it’s not native to Alola but brought over to deal with a pest.
I already know that the big blue derp guy is gonna he on the list aka whoopers evolution
Merry Christmas Mikey!
and to any one reading this
I got Pokémon sun and 3DS XL today :3
Osq H hope ya have a good time playing!
Thank you all :). I'm totally having a great blast
Osq H have fun playing!
Osq H have fun it's one of the best games ever
(Insert biggest spoiler here) jk
Who else got an ad before #8 on the list
Stephanie Mendiola me
Stephanie Mendiola me
Stephanie Mendiola me
What? He needs ads to make revenue.
Stephanie Mendiola me
"Extremely fertile" WTF I feel young
I know your doing the dex entries from the games,but I'm surprised misty's psyduck isn't on the list from the anime,the poor duck is so dumb it didn't know why misty was mad at it all the time XD I demand a part 2
what happened to the "top 5 of every type" series?
No, Magikarp is the most op pokemon, ALL HAIL LORD MAGIKARP!!!
True dat
Thunderbolt.
Nope
Helix is the true lord you dim-witt
Nah
:-: I love quagsire
Ben Berenguer same
We all do
Me 2
michale is so funny when hes speaking about this stuff I burst out laughing
I
Gumshoos is detective how It can be dum
If magikarp isn't on this list I'll flip. I mean all it can learn is SPLASH AND EVEN THEN IT DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE IT!!!!
Fox Tuber i mean like magikarp being dumb is such an old steriotype and magikarp can learn tackle
Nayl Haziq and Flávio and hydro pump
Fox Tuber, you just insulted Magikarp. EAT MAGIKARP'S REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A move EXCLUSIVE to Magikarp with a base power of OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!! This move has even killed Arceas and that isn't even Magikarp's last victim....
Oh yay sorry I was thinking about gen 1
Lucas Cupstid aura gaurdian fan by any chance
Psy-
Duck!
Spentont H. Psyduck is smart
why don't you take the train
Machamp Zenner Dumb*
Machamp Zenner No goldock is
Machamp Zenner you are joking !!! You watched season 1 ???
"Ryhorn is too slow-witted to help people work."
And now you can send it to do precisely that.
I'd actually love to see a list of worst Pokemon/Poke-Job combinations sometime. XD
Sligoo just wants a hug, nevermind don’t hug this thing it will f*cking dissolve you.
I spent 3 weeks trying to get slowbro and now that slowpoke is use less
Bidoof better not be on this list
Slowpoke and Slowbro are some of my favorite pokemon, I have one on my team in Sun. I don't care that he's dumb, he's so cute and a great tank. I don't even think they are dumb, I just think we as humans can not understand it's true psychic genius.
Guidebook "Slowpoke is Water-Psichic."
My Dad "Give me a break!"
I love Quagsire EVIL and it is like a clownfish it forgets stuff quick
slowbro, magikarp um bidoof.
2 out of 3, impressive
Holly The Talented Umbreon bidoof is amazing dude
Pikipek The Bird no its a derpy fat beaver
@Angela Armetta bidoof is just a dead meme. And like all dead memes, they are stupid.
magikrap deserves spot#1
Reshiramlover1 ! I love ur name cuz reshiram is my fav poke
what about wabafa.eh...... spelling mistake
So, when I saw Quagsire in the thumbnail, I knew I had to watch this video and say my opinion. I love Quagsire, it is my first water type that I forever keep on my dream team, I love it's derpy looking face, both me and Quagsire hurt each other by stumbling into objects when we don't pay attention, and I have an adorable and funny reason that could make us all laugh, when ever I think of Quagsire I always think of it wearing a king like cape with a crown on its head with a water stone as the gem for the crown. (This started when I only looked at the word "sire" in Quagsire's name) but if any of you think differently than that's ok, I know that no person is ever the exact same and that everybody has different opinions. Haters, y'all can hate all you want, but Quagsire will ALWAYS be my number 1 favorite water/ground type pokemon. 💙
*``I love Quagsire as well. . . He so cute. . .``*
I love the slow poke evolution line. So cute and dopy.
................ said red.
Den Dao ...
6:53 repeat until satisfaction
How about doing the top ten smartest pokemon of all time
EMERALD Inferno U won't be in the list! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
EMERALD Inferno roaaaasted
it was super effective... get it cuz ur a grass typw
Shut up
I think the smartest is Alakazam because it has an extremely high IQ
I think slowpoke reacts to the pain after 5 seconds because it's brain can't process the pain fast enough
Old video..I know I'm very later to the hype that is M and J TV but, Those are some of the coolest posters I've ever seen!
So when I saw this videos thumbnail I though "so is it about design wise or what it does?
same
I love your vids plz reply :)
I'm 18 min late,does that count as late?
Yvonne Choa yass
Misty's Psyduck is a good example! It apparently needs to have its already constant headache worsened in order to use its useful moves lol x
Mikey: What do you think is the dumbest Pokemon?
Me from the future: Martin. He owns a Solrock and does know how to use attacking moves
Maybe all the dumb Pokémon are based on Donald Trump......
Cool video, man.
Where can you get those posters?
Tim Legdeur He said it in a what older video idk which one it was
GamingWithLuut That doesn't help me at all.
Tim Legdeur In pixel empire
Everyone learn to be like me, just chill back relax, and get brain damage while swimming
I find it funny that Slowpoke gets smarter when it gets bitten by Shellder on the head, it’s like it’s getting a jumpstart
Chargabags ar nut dump
you took too long to evolve!! and you grew up to be so slow? I still love you but WHY?!
+onmas909
Cause I am better
you are a good pokemon! I got you up to level 81 last night! You are very slow, but your special attack is almost at 300!! You and Lycanrock are probably my favorites from my team, the rest of them are cool to though
You did take too long to evolve honestly.
+onmas909
:)
There HAS to be a Donald Trump pokemon!
And he was number FRICKIN ONE.
New here !!!!!!
Red charizard = gryffendor
Green Venusaur = slytherin
Blue Blastoise = Ravenclaw
And the yellow wall = Hufflepuff
POTTERHEADS!! WHERE ARE YOU!?!?
GRYFFINDOR, NOT GRIFFENDOR! FIX IT NOW!
This guy has the most expressive eyebrows I have ever seen
You forgot to add trump
Spooky number 10
Spooky. yes, just yes
And Clintons
Red there's gumshoos at the start
Demonitized
Alakazam must be here
2019 squad anyone?
“Have substantially less intelligence then other pokemon.” How Michael says, “they’re stupid.”
I would like to object about the slowpoke line. Because I have a theory that slowpoke is just so spaced out about everything in life it is actually a very smart but when shelder bites on its head the poison makes it able to put everything it thinks about into good use. But anyway amazing vid and I agree with most of these
magikarp and ditto
Emerson's Epic Channel magikarp is not also ditto is not because magikarp can evolve into garodous and ditto transform into any pokemon so even legendarys
Magikarp is stupid but I caught a Magikarp that has the move tackle