Harvard College rejection letter
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- Опубликовано: 1 дек 2022
- Should have ended the essay with "and them's the facts"
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Should have ended the essay with "and them's the facts"
And the s the fact
"Did you get a letter back from Harvard yet?"
"N-no dad."
i don’t think you can do that. not since the accident
-Compelling
-Unexpected
-Confirms that those are indeed the facts
Perchance
Harvard missed a clear opportunity by not ending it with
“Harvard Out *drops mic*”
400 likes but no replies? Let me fix that.
432 likes and 1 reply? Let me fix that.
LMAO wish they did that man, but theyre too professional
if only 😭
4 months ago, 460 likes, and 4 replies? Let me fix that.
It's not about getting into Havard...
It's about sending a message.
And what message would it be?
Most people say this just to act cool
@@JackieHie funy
@@JackieHie funy
snerp@@JackieHie
@@JackieHiefuny
Only Harvard could pull off sounding so professional in a letter like this 😂
What tf is your channel
lol harvard sounded so butthurt and insecure it was hilarious
OK bot.
@@talegamer1310 Lol this guy is an actual channel with 6 million subs, my guy has no videos, just a community tab and a discord
@@TheYousif So a botted channel who is ran by bots, ok
The fact that she could actually get into Harvard but threw away the opportunity just to do a little bit of tomfoolery is amazing
she is simply too based for Harvard, she is applying for Hustler's University
on god
Harvard is the most overrated university on the world. She did well
i can relate
It's the college, not the university😂
This and the person who rejected the rejection letter are legendary
So, it has come to this
@bunny ─☆*:・ﾟ So, it has come to this
@@ironverseplays So, it has come to this
@@itsjdjen So, it has come to this
@@tisisajay So, it has come to this
she had the score. she met the requirements. only to do this. legend.
not all heroes wear capes
Do you actually think this is real
@@Matt-km1ek real or not, i can suppose that this is real and make a funny comment about it. yes its not likely to be an actual thing but that cant be a reason to stop people from having fun.
@@eightbitfeline1415 i wish i could heart this lmao
@@CallmeAlexey honestly, you've just summed up exactly how I think about people who say "is this real" to anything on the internet
The most disappointing, terrifying first few words of any email:
"Thank you for your interest in . . . "
I see that often lot of times in my job application mail 😔😔😔
The greatest part of this is that if Harvard actually sent this, by even writing back such a letter means they would have admitted McGaan had she put actual serious effort into her application.
But then Harvard would have to be worth taking seriously.
If only she'd included a "PS. Did I mention that I'm black?"
@@KenFullmanwow. Haha
@@KenFullmanwould have better, “Mexico will pay for it, Trump promised.”
The serious takeaway is that Harvard admissions people read it, discussed it, and took the time to tell her why she was rejected in consideration of her time spent on her application to be admitted, plus maybe $75 fee, unless she was MAGA and doesn’t pay taxes or anything else.
You cannot convince me that this isn’t the prequel to the Harvard rejection letter rejection letter.
I wholeheartedly agree
I thought it was too
This is also the guy who wrote the essays on Rosa parks and “Mario, man vs myth”
That’s the first thing I thought of
@@nineparr3110 Rosa Park essay?
Let’s face it: “Thank you for your interest…” is how every college rejection letter starts
That's where I lose my interest in reading letters.
And job application rejections...
not just college rejection...
And also companies
I'd start a rejection letter with something more along the lines of "You seem to believe you're even close to worthy of our standards. You're... not. Consider your life for yourself, and if you need details as to the "what" and "why" we shredded your admission papers, rather than contacting us again, we suggest reaching out to professional help."
This rejection letter is a prized possession in itself
Reject the rejection letter
I feel like they would be the kind of person to show up anyways and spend the entire semester there before anyone realises that they’re not actually a student
As the prophecy foretold
she is a troll master
I mean you can often do that you just don't get any sort of certification.
@@mothbrainedindividual ... then the wolves came...
@@SilverfishStoneInMeadow And thus, I die.
Dear Harvard University,
I have gone over your rejection letter and considered every aspect thoroughly, and upon heavy consideration, I have decided to reject your rejection letter to my application, even though you put up some stellar points. I'll see you on campus in a few days
This years rejection pool has been the strongest in this applicants history.
So sad Harvard had to go through that
They must have broke down crying after recieving the rejection message
@@wisnoskij Unfortunately, not every rejection can be accepted.
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HER ADRESS IS ON THE TOP 😭
It's the address of a private school.
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today
I actually, applaud her "avant garde" approach to her application. It shows individualism and charactor to make her stand out from the thousands of stuffed shirts, upturned noses, and gilded upbringing that I'm sure is required but not mentioned. If admitted, I believed they wonderd how to explain this unique standout student amongst the other homogenous looking and behaving classmates. Alas, a missed opportunity. .........Best wishes Molly, you will be successful in life and better off for it. Frame that baby!
100% she's a marriage material, super smart girl but doesn't take life too seriously because it ends same way, she will make majority of men's life much more happy and entertaining I bet
@@jakenake3401wtf
Sounds like someone's jelly of the stuffed shirts.
Permanent fridge material
Did she marry Side Ho Derek?
The fact that his GPA and ACT scores were actually up their standards makes this so much better
her
*Ms* McGaan
no one cares
@@dinogt8477 no one cares about you either
@@mainframehacker look who pulled up, #5 side ho i see
Shoutout to the Dean of Admissions for taking the time to write out this lovely letter instead of a generic response
it’s fake unfortunately
@@jamesgraham1473 sad
@@jamesgraham1473 you don't want to believe it's real? lame
@FemonicZI If not, are you gonna reject my rejection?
@@microman502 i choose to believe that its real, therefore it actually happened
Honestly all of the effort she put in was worth it.
Respect McGaan, yous a real one.
This is honestly one of the funniest things I've ever seen, there's so many layers to it.
She is exactly what Harvard needs.
But not what they deserve...
Got rejected from havard Thank you for your interest in Harvard College. After careful consideration of your application, I am sorry to inform you that we are unable to offer you a position in the class of 2019. This year's application pool was the strongest in the College's history, and we are unable to offer admission to every student, regardless of their proficiency in "dank memes", or their level of $wagg moneyyyy." Although your GPA and ACT scores were certainly up to our standards, your essays raised some eyebrows at the admissions meetings. For future referance, it is not wise to start an essay with the words, "listen up here u little skanks" and end with "McGaan out drops mic" We also didn't need a copy of your mixtape, regardless of how "fire" it is (one admissions counselor actually listened to it, and we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire"). In addition, we will be returning your copy of Grownups 2 signed by Chancellor Angela Merkel, because you said it is your "greatest possession" and we don't want it. We also suggest obtaining recommendation letters from teachers or trusted mentors, not "my #4 side ho Derek" or Chief Keef, who submitted a picture of a dinosaur drawn in crayon on a rolling paper. We greatly appreciate your interest in Harvard, and we offer our best wishes of success as your pursue your educational goals.
She is what primary school needs.
@@dannygjk oooooh sick burn
Diversity
Disregard how serious it reads and imagine the blast they had writing this.
He sadly forgot that Angela merkel ain’t anymore president
@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Dude, the letter is from 2019
How do you know ? Sorry I didn’t know
@@nostalgic_nickname3935 Re-watch the first fifteen seconds of the video.
@@nostalgic_nickname3935 She had been chancellor anyway.
Ms. McGann graduated from the Francis W. Parker School in the Lincoln Park neighborhood.
She tried so hard.
Truthfully she dodged a bullet
As someone that got rejected from Harvard, I wish they actually had this amount of consideration in their letters
Hear hear
@Rick Donaldson, it's their loss buddy. I'm not even American but I'm sure they are getting overloaded with rich kids whose parents have money to launder and pay hefty tuitions fees. The same is happening with the top business school in my country (Italy). Only foreigners and naive people get sucked in (as they are oblivious of how the university really is). Locals don't even want to apply to go there.
Speaking about Bocconi?
@@azurman3 yes
@@lfarru so you should try to alert any foreign students thinking of going to those kind of universities. Saying that because I'm looking to apply at good universities in other countries and don't want this to be my case. 😅
Only Harvard could manage to pull off being polite and sarcastic in a single letter without sounding offensive.
LMAO do you really believe that Harvard actually wrote this letter?
@Black Banner He wasn’t responding to you
@@bilelsicario who cares
@@SimplyLotus2319 just seemed odd and got confused, that person is talking as if they got a conversation idk
@@bilelsicario Maybe it's his alt account?
Just reject the rejection letter
Don’t worry, you are way too good for them
This is literally the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen, someone who qualifies for Harvard but chose to fuck around because they clearly have something else planned.
U thought this was real bro💀
I really wished this wasn't fake
But unfortunately it is
To the people saying it's fake, silence! I wanna believe that somewhere out there, there is someone who could be on par with Albert Einstein in terms of intelligence and could've caused 40 years of human advancement in merely a year if she chose to, but her heart was passionate for something else, it was passionate for dank memes
No one said he qualifies just bc of his gpa
@@rikmehta7427 that's real nice bro
Sending a mixtape with 40 minutes of animal noise to Harvard is the most "Fire-iest" thing any human has ever done ..
40 minutes of animal noises AND a signed copy of grownups 2
more like "Furriest"
Im the 420h like😛
@@BingusFlaps Pretty sure that's a basic requirement to get accepted
I agree with the writter of the card, thats not fire
This is a very old (circa 2015) joke letter that a student from another university wrote as a joke. It was never written by Harvard and she never applied there.
At least it appears to be not plagiarized!😂
I truly want to believe that this was a real letter written by the actual college
Written not wrote...
Using “wrote “ is more “fire,” I suppose.
Must’ve been written by #4 side ho Derek
Excuse me, “wrote”
@@scotts148 That by the person who was rejected. Bro.
This Harvard rejection letter is interesting on another level, i've gone through a rollercoaster of emotions just by reading it.
Dude you have no life or what
Dude you’re EVERYWHERE
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?
YOU MADE THIS COMMENT ONE DAY BEFORE I WATCHED THE VIDEO
It's only funny
Harvard done fucked up. I'm 43 now, I did university and then some more university, worked in a lot of countries, worked in a lot of industries. Whoever made this application is destined for great things. I know this because at 18 next to no one has balls or brains and they have both. I would hire this person, I would invest in this person's business ideas.
For real. But its an university they seek mediocre lemmings.
do you recommend doing college or create your own company?
REJECT THEIR REJECTION LETTER MAKE THEM FEEL HOW YOU FEEL
I like to think that they were just going to generate a mass-produced rejection letter they send all their applicants, but then halfway through, William was like "Nah. Hand me the quill."
William
They can't, they need to adress some personal takes to show that they consider everyone, It is a legal issue
@@thechickennuggetlordv2654 How did you manage to make me laugh just by saying "William"?
William.
@@blogattacker while this is probably fake, I think that Harvard of all places could throw a language model at it and maybe not even filtering it through a human to spot weird stuff
thankfully, she later got accepted into another college, where she did a course on philosophy. you may remember her incredible essay on the video game character "mario" and the idea of him vs the man...
The "Perchance Essay" was written for Philosophy 101 by Phil Jamesson
@@yoavsigler4457 she changed her identity.
@@_._---. yeah after that one her house got firebombed and she had to go off the grid for a little while.
@@thegreatgoobert5847 every new detail of this story adds another layer...
perchance.
The paper flipping sounds was such a good touch though.
Their loss...
This letter is a precious gem. Even if this letter is just a prank, it is marvelously well done. Thank you.
Sameee thoughts!
To be fair if it wasn't for some punctuation errors and some inconsistencies when it cames to these " " (idk what they are called in English), this is a very well written letter.
@@user-py3kd6pw7y " " = Quotation marks.
@@jasondaniel918 Thanks, my brain had apparently stopped working when I wrote that comment, lol
@@user-py3kd6pw7y I know the situation only too well. I do it too frequently myself.
I dunno man, by this letter I think this guy should have been accepted, we need more talents like him.
It’s a girl
@@faenation9843 oh so that’s why she was declined
@@santerinoir1536 You know its easier for girls to get in right?
@@isthistaken. Missed the joke
@@santerinoir1536 my bad
' 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not "fire" '
Most funniest part of entire thing
And the one which actually yells you its fake.
Apparently she wrote this letter for a school humor magazine - but still hilarious, she made it sound believable!
She did? This isn’t remotely believable.
@@onlyashes89 I am wearing a shirt with Venom on it
@@ph0enix321 cool
@@ph0enix321 do you know Candice?
@@mundaner-1163 No!
I’m surprised over how much consideration they put into considering her application. Reading the entire essay and even listening to her 40min mixtape is very plus ultra for college admissions staff.
I guess her GPA and other requirements were just that good. And maybe they thought somewhere in between there’s a hidden serious application 😂
They probably found it funny aswell and rolled with it. After all, they are human too
They went beyond frfr
i'm pretty sure all colleges are required to look at all the materials you submit
I'm pretty sure its fake, but I still appreciate the comedy.
This is the kind of student I would have loved to have in class, a confident, well-spoken iconoclast.
We're getting the 3rd season with this one 🔥🗣
Harvard is overrated. The fact that this lady was able to meet their standards but blew it on an essay to be an absolute mad lad is the stuff of legends
Legend? You must be mentally disabled your caretaker will get mad if the Find our your on RUclips kid.
@@jonesjermaine4387 lol
This isn’t real
@@benevivunt1256 You’re not real
@@micahbell4774 says micah bell
The fact that she was Harvard worthy but chose to present her authentic mad lad self just makes me want to know her even more, sounds so interesting.
I too would love to meet the person who made this meme
Neither you or I, or the dankest of us is worthy of being in her presence.
Being Harvard worthy test score wise isn't that difficult man. It's the extracurricular and connections that are the difficult part.
Queen of the Dank
@@s.i.m.poster6823 ü
If you know you're not getting in no matter what... this was the perfect application.
“We are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not ‘fire’”
I love how Ms. Mcgaan is implied to be very smart that she actually met Harvard ACT scores and GPA requirements but either so ignorant or more rather she didn’t care, that she gave them a hipped essay, her mixtape, and a signed copy of Grownups two. I 100% believe that she did this intentionally.
..either that, or somebody did it using her name and address
@@warpnin3 ..Or she could've made this herself? ..who else do you think made it? ..this also looks like the same font and size so i don't think theres any forgery?
Wdym? How would she have done it unintentionally?
Perhaps her family was pushing her to go to Harvard and she really didn’t want to go there, so she made an application she knew they couldn’t accept.
Sending joke applications is actually a fun past time (as long as you're doing it to large companies / institutions and not small businesses which are actually hurt by the amount of time wasted). I do it sometimes, the rejection letters are often hilarious.
Honestly, this person probably got further in the admissions process than most. Making an impression is required to even be considered these days.
Knowing how a admission counselor listened to her mixtape and they took time to write the letter instead of sending their general rejection letter. I’d imagine Harvard had some thought of accepting her, especially knowing she has the Scores to get in, and the fact Harvard once accepted someone who talked about their “love for ice cream”
They only did so because the test scores and grades. If this person, I imagine a guy, had a 3.3 GPA and 24 ACT, they'd take a 3 second look and trash it.
There are only so many ways to stand out aside from making literal animal noises afterall.
@@Emitopia Do you actually think harvard a university so prestigious would send a letter like this it is so obviously fake
@@perungod4112 its fun is what it is.
You can always tell a man from Harvard, but you can't tell him very much.
It’s “‘MONEY SWAGGGG” thats why got rejected my boy
“we are pretty sure 40 minutes of you making animal noises is not ‘fire’.” and “‘my #4 side ho Derek’” had me dying
Edit: it’s #4 side ho actually
It's #4 side ho actually
Its #4 side ho actually
It's #4 side ho actually
It's #4 side ho actually
Put the money in the bag right now or else 🔫
I’ll get a new car for the next two weeks I have a new one and I’m gonna get my new one in a few days I just don’t want you guys going through this again and I’m gonna be in the hospital with a heart problem I just want you guys in the house so I don’t get sick of this stuff and I’m gonna have a heart problem so I’m going out and I need a heart failure to go out to get it but I’m not going out and I want you guys and I’m not going in and I want to be with my heart problems so I’m not going into work I just need you guys are going out to the doctor is it is not good I just need a good day I just need a lot to get better I don’t want you guys I don’t know how you need me I don’t want you need a lot more than that I’m just want you guys I don’t know if I don’t want you to get a good night I just need you guys. 😊
They only decided to reject her because they were scared of what they can't understand
God damn ego centric bastards...
@Rik Mehta yo wtf
@Zeffo stop 😂😂😂
The fact that one of the admission counselors actually listened 40 minutes of someone making animal noises is wild.
Bro is a total menace
Should’ve just mentioned that they beat Matt in Wii Sports, that would have gotten them in for sure.
woah they put so much thought into this rejection, you should be honored✨
At least she got a rejection letter. My application to the Coast Guard Academy came back with a restraining order to stay 300 miles away from the shoreline.
thank you for making my day better
Cr 🤬
I want to see your application now.
Lol I go to USMMA
Lol
Little did anyone know, this person went on to become Albert Einstein. Harvard clearly messed up.
Einstein knew his dank memes, fo' sho'
‘That’s the Danks, slanks.’ -Albert Einstein
Remember when i went by Ms. McGaan? Lol
-Albert Einstein
😂😂
@Tanmay wasnt he australian
It was so normal for the first 24 seconds
The most respectful roast in history
I thought this video was going to be on that one letter where someone rejected their own rejection letter and said they were going to Harvard regardless.
Same
This is the prequel
Origin story.
He already voiced that
@FemonicZI "Content" 🤮🤮🤮
If this is real, you know for a fact that the person writing the rejection letter was having a laugh the whole time
I just can't imagine them having a sterneous face while writing the rejection letters. 💀
It's fake, and she later got a real Harvard rejection letter
@Rik Mehta thanks rik
@Rik Mehta I also like to connect myself to your wife
@Rik Mehta what the fuck
If only we could get a hold of the actual essay D:
The fact someone actually had to take this application seriously and then reply as to why they weren't accepted in great detail is way better than getting into a college that posts their courses for free online with all the homework and PowerPoints in the description.
What is funnier is the fact that Ms. McGaan's GPA and ACT scores were up to their standards
What’s funnier is that there are about 80 other comments saying the same thing
@@Villosa64 ditto
Every college rejection letter using the "this year's application pool was very strong" every year haha 😂
It's harvard so it might actually be legit.
Because every college lowers their acceptance rate every year
Honestly it's an encouraging thing to say
@dontavious996
Because more people apply and frankly colleges are distend to handle a certain NUMBER of students rather than a PERCENTAGE of applicants. If a university has 2000 applicants and a 50% acceptance rate and the next year they have 25% acceptance rate and 4000 applicants, that doesn’t mean they are increasing their minimum entry level but rather there are more applicants and there isn’t infinite spots.
Because every year is more humans so more people apply and the same amount get in
I like to think aside from the "listen here" and the "mcgeen out *drops mic*", the essay was absolutely perfect and deserving of a perfect score
If I was a part of admissions meeting, I would legit vote to get you in.
I respect originality and effort to jest around. Especially when even your scores were up to their standards.
If that's a real letter, Harvard really missed out on enrolling the biggest pair of balls to ever walk their hallowed halls.
Which is damn impressive given she (presumably) doesn't have any.
@@Ghostguy693 Hey, I consider ovaries to be balls like testicles.
@@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive They're just more deep rooted. Only the bravest can reach.
This replies section discussion of balls is BALLISTIC!
@@dorishfamily5268 months later have you learned that Harvard University and Harvard College both exist? :)
The way they put quotes around everything makes this so much funnier
If a university rejected someone , they don't have to make this letter , just announce the new students
The McGann out *drops mic* got me dying
I love how they have taken the time to explain every bit of discrepancy
Given that she literally met the Harvard's standard, explaining why they have to rejected her must be justified.
Truly one of the Harvard applications of all time, it was tearjerking and immersive from beginning to end.
My favorite part was when William said "it's Varding time," and Varded all over campus.
It truly was tearedging
Bunkum!
I watched this video more than once but somehow it’s still always pops up on öy recommendation page
Can’t believe Chief Keef wrote a recommendation.
Getting rejected from Harvard these days is a blessing in disguise.
So, another blessing is rejection from any of the military academies ...
Why
Yeah why?
@@cirbbbbbb crazy expensive and not worth the time or money
@@cirbbbbbbhardly interested in science, truth, or law anymore, just money, feeling superior, and distorting law for politics. Unfortunately they and their ilk have a lot of institutional power but if you want respectability by people of actual integrity Harvard isn't going to help you.
I love the dichotomy that this person was intelligent enough to get into Harvard, but chose to just meme on them instead.
I legit believe that we need to recognize that memeing should be a power lol
@@diohyuga6737 why?
funny thing is, he probably paid $75 to do it as well.
@@user-hq1pz9pc6u worth it. Give a gasp of a fresh air to admissions office which doesn’t see anything besides “I want to be in Harvard, because I love studying so much” is priceless, college isn’t everything in life.
McGaan will do better than the most Harvard alumni
a respectful rejection
I love the Snape voice
The funniest thing is that she was actually qualified to go to Harvard
its fake
@Princess Azula those people are really dumb
@@Cedric-uh2sc how do you know :)
@@Dr_zevia read the description
@@Cedric-uh2sc oh dang my bad
this is a certified hood classic in the channel
Omg. So glad I stumbled across your channel. I hardly ever actually laugh aloud and this has my cheeks hurting. 😂.
"Swagg moneyyyy"💀
This is deeply hilarious. The way the interesting and comedy words blend together with the formal vocabulary of the “Dean” is amazing.
It never fails to amaze how every college has the strongest pool of applicants every year. These students are getting better and better.
With steady population growth that would make sense though, at least for sought-after unis, even assuming that students aren't getting any better - there are just more of them, so more bad students, more average students and more good students.
Inflation, everyone’s an a student these days:)
Competition is getting strong, especially when the applicants come from foreign countries from asia who can't afford the college but will perform exceptionally well for a scholarship
@@landkonnudur There is no steady population growth, if the statement is true, that numbers are getting higher, the only reason is the reach is betting bigger. More people trying to attend. And that is not local. That is worldwide.
Yeah, and they’ll graduate with debt and end up working in the service industry at worse or a corporate wagie at best.
You know that made their day.
I reject your rejection letter
The fact that they only asked their 4th best side ho for the recommendation proves how powerful they are
Honestly the thing I'm most intrigued by is how they managed to get a copy of grownups 2 signed by angela merkel, there's got to be an interesting story behind that
If you have 10 milions and copy of grownups 2 signed by Angela Merkel. I dont give af about that 10 mils I wanna know how the fuck did you got grownups 2 signed by Angela Merkel. It truly is the biggest possesion a person can have in their life...
I know right
Because it’s not real?
@@TheSteinbittoh cmon
Honestly the thing I'm most intrigued by is that people like you who'll believe everything they see on the internet.
Ah yes the prequel to the rejecting the rejection letter.
"mom they don't regret to inform you that your dreams are coming true" -christy plunkett
Not the prequel we wanted but the prequel we definitely needed.
I did some research, turns out she wrote this for her schools satire magazine, later she got a real rejection letter from Harvard tho
One one hand, I'm almost disappointed she didn't actually do this, but on the other hand, ya certainly can't say she's not funny lmao
@@Ghostguy693 Id 100% do this, I mean not like im going to harvard anyways, I wont be ruining any chances or anything.
@@obamacare4262 Well you'd still be wasting 85$
@@xClairy Thats how much it is to apply for harvard?
@@obamacare4262 That's how much it is to send the letter