corpse husband once said...
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2020
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ok literally what i forgot i posted this and came back a week later to 43,000 views ???? thank u guys so much :))
edit: almost 5 months later and this has a million views i'm gonna cry :,)
Hehe 🙃
I need more "corpse husband once said..." videos. Best compilations.
2 days later it's over 136k
@@NiramBG I KNOW ITS INSANE
@@HeritageDrPepper yes!! i have a couple more ideas for videos also :)
"He won't touch me I'm verified on instagram"
one of my fav new corpse quotes
LMAO I REMEMBER THAT
I wanted to say that so bad- I knew someone already had
@@yeshascorpiosaidnoone-6056 where's this video? Can u share the link? :)
YEAH BUT ARE YOU VERIFIED, IN THE EYES OF GOD?!??
Another one: “call me Billie Eilish because I don’t wanna be me anymore.”
Ouiiiiii
NoOoooOo
Alright guys, I just accidently inhaled half a grape.
@Yusra Afreen oh dang guess I didn’t see that one quote lol-
good song
@@miranda.g It was in one of his streams
“FUUUUUUUUUCK. I want a hug really bad..” he is such a mood
Where is that clip from?
Where was it taken from??? 🥺
I would... I want... I would hug... Corpse... I wanna a hug tooooooooooo
Lonely? Noooo
The change is pitch when he yelled “I HATE FOIL” scared me-
same
Same-
And the *FUCK¡NG SPEEDING TICKET* Lmaoooo
HIS QUOTES OUT OF CONTEXT SOUND SO WEIRD OMG LMAO
tHEY DO HSJHDJS
lmao
they were weird WITH context my dude
@@zombifiedsteven3931 HAHAHA
cRIPPLING dEPRESSION
"If you don't speedrun life, life will speedrun you"
In Soviet Russia speed run speeds you
@@plasmacatbooks4245 *laughs in russian*
The fact u have 666 comments i-
I wish we got senior quotes as college students because that would definitely be mine this year.
i got this to 1k likes 😌
Corpse: “I having a drop kicking vengeance”
Jack: “no✨❤️”
“I want a hug really bad” got me simpin
The way he says “I- I didn’t mean that” after he insults someone is adorable 🥺
IKR 🥺
IT BREAKS MY HEARTT 🥺🥺
It’s so heartwarming 🥺
What the actual fuck
@@LONNESYRUPBITCH seriously 😂
"i have mental problems, I need to sleep" is what he said in Spanish
And it was the hottest thing I have ever heard in my whole life
@@alivkastorytail4710 ikr
ya I was like Aweee, I'm definitely not fluent but I heard mentales, problemas , tengo and necesito and I could piece the rest together. Poor baby if I could donate hours of sleep to him, I would.
@@-randomgirl-6353 wait until u know he is half mexican lol
@@ihanav.9375 O my fuck... Perfect man alive
his sense of humour is god tier
fr
frr i love him so much
him and technoblade literally make my life istg
“There’s a body...”
“What, no there isn’t?”
*kills him* “yeah there is.”
Where I need this
"shrek is love, shrek is life" is also a good one
BAHDHSGSYS
I'm on the dark side of RUclips again, enough internet for today.
Praise Bingus
Corpse speaking Spanish.
Me: HE USED MY WEAKNESS.
I didn’t hear, can I get the time stamp?
🥺
👉👈
@@Amber-if9kd 0:30
@@alexleigh3030 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓃𝓀𝓈🧚🏻♂️✨
RIGHT
@Balcazar Laura As a Hispanic, I really understand why you cringed but, for me, I found it cute. 😳
Corpse Husband once said: *"counting is hard"*
The more I watch of this man the more I fall in love with his personality. AND HE DOESN'T HAVE A FACE 0.0
At age six i was born without a face - Arin Hanson
KYOKO! COME TO MY ARMS SWEET-
(So sorry, I'm a real life Nyshinoya)
Anyone: “who’s Corpse?”
Corpse: “*whadup baby~*”
Anyone: WH-
1000th like :)
That anyone: **falls instantly**
Anyone: "Hi Corpse"
Corpse: steals literally everyone in a 5 mile radius
THE “SPIT IT OUT PLEASE” IDK WHAT ABOUT IT BUT I KEEP REPLAYING AND REPLAYING
I KNOW ITS SO FUNNY
Also, why couldn't that person just TELL CORPSE THEIR NAME???
SAMMEE I THINK ITS BC YOU CAN KINDA HEAR HIS ACTUAL VOICE yk?
I hope he’s living his best life. He deserves it. We can all relate to him.
yes 10000% he deserves the world
I love how corpse's voice is hella deep and raspy but it's high pitched when he laughs or screams and i find that absolutely adorable
Did yall notice when Sykkno speaks CORPSE goes silent and let's sykkno speak while everyone elses speaks and they dont her him because his voice is so soft?🥺🥺🥺
yes 🥺🥺 they are so cute
ik this is four months late, but i must correct you: sykkuno
@@shalynsacco lol
@@shalynsacco ur right tho-
i gave you your 1k like. If it we'rent for me you would still only have 999 likes- worship me mwahahahhaah😌
The only time he sounds different is when he laughs, raises his voice, and straight up screams
That goes for everyone
@@bomoore9872 Nope
@@AlvinaYunoa bro what. Yes it does. Even for you. Talk as you normally do. Then scream. Then laugh. You sound nothing like you normally do. This is like, science and shit, with your vocal chords and straining them or whatever
corpse with sykkuno making their glass bulb things touch: *smooch*
corpse with felix making their glass bulb things touch: fElIx We’Re ToUcHiNg EyEbAlLs!
“...all my friends are dead and I’ve gained $50. Sick”
I’m dyingghhh
The amount of corpse related videos I'm watching is kinda concerning me now.
It’s our simp deodorant
Like I found him out like yesterday and I have watched atleast 20 🤠
@@mphomasenya5117 I feel you
@@thagirlbre lol yes
Seriously same, that dudes a freaking legend
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER WATCHED
SAMEEEE
لول انتِ مصرية ☺️
im happy there's some arab that simp for him too, yay im not the only one :D
@50,000 Suẞs With Out A Vidęø اقول توكل بس يا رجل الكهف
Uh - the 3rd word in ur name sounds like the n word-
Corpse once said : “you just got sister slayed”
Hearing Corpse say "Silly goose" just warmed my heart for some reason. I have no idea why, it just made me feel happy. 😊
*GOTCHA, STILL DONT WANNA ADMIT IT?!*
Alright i admit it, you’re my cruash 😢
The gotcha sounds a lil like sister James ngl
WHERE CAN I DIND THIS VIDD
@@felitadelfinas5341 it’s on his Twitter but you have to scroll for a while to find it
I watched that video so many times and it gave me enough serotonin to last me a month
that shit's been cracking me up for 5 minutes
YES I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MAKE ONE OF THESE FOR HIM
I was the 700th like
Imagine just dating corpse and he says "Your so friggn annoying...I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it"
I like how his voice changes to a higher pitch when he said " I FUCKING HATE FOIL" 1:40
If you make another one please include "I'm pregnant leave me alone'"
where is that from??? could you give me a link (:
When did he say THAT? 😂 Asking for a frie- no, actually I just wanna know. 😂
@@nezneznezz FRFR HAHAHA
Lmao yes
Its from a scary storytime video, idk the specific story but search the ones he narrated about stalkers :)
Imagine You’re just chillin in your room havin a good ol time and you hear ‘I FUCKING HATE FOIL’ and a bang
I would run out and ask for an autograph with my eyes closed bc RESPECT HIS PRIVACY
I would scream "I FUCKING HATE SLEEP" and throw my pillow
Oh...my...god....his high pitched voice gave me chills EVERYWHERE IN MY BODY
jason casually being madly in love with corpse like the rest of us
"He won't touch me I'm ✨verified on Instagram✨"
sometimes corpse is like: 🥀💀⛓🖤
amd other times he's like: 💖🥰🌈🌻
his songs vs his personality
@@k_w4460 TRUEEEE
@@k_w4460 F A C T S
"crippling depression..uhm this camera" that hit me 💀
Whenever he screamed f*k and said that he really needs a hug man I felt that like come here I'll give you a hug I need one too it's ok
“You know how I get with loud noises that come outta no where” *microwave beeps “HEUUA-“
1:30 him screaming is scarier than if he was threatening me with his regular voice-
Bakugou... What're you at?
LIKE IM BAKUGO TURN THEIR SOULS TO FUCKING SMOKE YA-
Sorry i had to.
2:09 this part gets me everytime😂😂
HE is precious please protect him 🥺💜
"Crippling depression.. uhm this CAMERA"
“aLrIgHt I aDmIt It, YoU’rE mY cRuSh”
captions: “all right i had a minute, you’re my crash”
4:30
I love when he was playing among us he said "whaddup baby" or "That flipping right baby"
Alternate title : “Corpse Husband being gen Z for 5 mins and 49 seconds”
aka chaotic good energy 😂
Let just appreciate how innocent corpse actually is-
"I like flowers"
"FUCCKKK......I really wanna hug right now"
I fr cant anymore
Does anybody else want to hug him when he said ‘I wanna hug really bad’ I’m like - 🥺
Corpse: *throws foil across room in rage
also corpse: I like flowers :)
*insert corpse and sykkuno going to meet at the snowmen*
corpse: watch out for the box sykkuno.
*walks away from box*
watch out for the wall sykkuno
cRauSH- yeR my crAuShhhHh ;) **laughs**
"FUUUUUUUUUUCK,......i want a hug really bad"
Me and the whole fandom: *squishes him into a pancake from the hug*
His voice is damn near demonic but he's the randomest/most relatable person ever lol
I love how he’s so innocent he apologizes for everything-
I love how when corpse screams it sounds normal then he speaks and he is low pitch but then he laughs and he sounds like a mouse who’s parachute won’t open
Amazing world of Gumball reference hehe
I love when he gets louder and you can hear a completely different person come out
when he said he wanna/want a hug really bad is literally a big fat mood-
“you only like corpse for his voice”
me: *watching 5 minutes of corpse once said*
1:45 i find him throwing foil attractive. CORPSE WHAT HAVE YOU DONNE TO MEE
(EDIT): thanks for the likes :D
his yelling is attractive
@@kayasmith8958 yes XD
It must be the laugh that sounds like his mind is crumbling
wtf...
"🤪You're my cRUshH🤪" gets me every time
I wanna give him a hug so bad, like I don’t even care about his face reveal he just seems so genuine and sweet
i died when he was laughing at an ad all alone "cruaush *laughs*"
Hearing corpse laugh, giggle, or chuckle gives me a serotonin boost ☺️
I love his sense of humor so much, This is literally the longest I've ever smiled for😭💀❤
Corpse speaking in spanish just activates my weakness policy.
i think u forgot "he wont touch me i'm verified on instagram"
corpse speaking Spanish made me stop breathing for like a minute and I almost cried what is wrong with me
That’s pretty weird lol
i felt that omg
"See he said hi to me first I've already got him he's mine."
Thats the reason why i am alive :))
I like the fact that his voice sounds different when he screams, its just so beautiful
I mean, my scream sounds different too, i guess everybody does ._.
Please tell me corpse does Asmr because his voice is calming af.
he doesn't :( but i want him to so bad
But he does tell horror stories. I think you can at least kinda compare that.
@@nezneznezz Yeah. Scary yet calming somehow
@@nezneznezz yeah hes been doing it for about 5 years where tf have y'all been
@@bomoore9872 sleepin but now we simpin
2:27 AW WAIT THAT'S SO CUTE
I felt that. It’s not cute. It’s sad.
Lmao how...?
@@eggyolks3274 the want a hug really bad. That. Cute apparently. I need one too. No one calls me cute. I’m just dEsPArate
@@darkconfetti321 you’re cute ily and you’re valid
@@hadley20 I’m crying no ones been this nice to me😢😢😢 Tysm❤️❤️❤️❤️This is embedded in my memory. This is a part of my happy place scenarios now
"I see corpse. I click."
- A relatable person
Aww Corpse sounds so wholesome in some of these
I love this. Corpse is the only thing giving me serotonin.
Davinky?
Davinky. “uwu-ahh”
Davinky? 🥺👉👈
Corpse husband once said....
" Choke me like you hate me but you love me"
Me: but I love you...why would I chok-.....oooooooo
Still didn’t get it 👁👄👁
@@user-nx8iz4zi5s lol....don't worry about my innocent child.
@@nijababy360 wtf tell me what does it meaN???
JIHYO シ Lmaooo wait a few years, kid. All will make sense soon.
@@rani.amberr Bro I’m 17 and i just didn’t get the joke cuz i was lazy to think but i get it now 🤡
every time he speaks directly to a person, i have this overwhelming feeling that they're about to die
“You’re my crush” I’m dying 😂😂😂
My favorite lines:
"WHERES SYKCONO?"
and when syconno put: "so that means we are both cool because corspe is cool" :>
Did u mean sykkuno?
Yeah- I’m not too good at spelling lol
Corpse jumping from the plane taking the shovel with him got me 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite of his quotes is probably:
"so, where are we going?"
_"straight to hell buddy"_
*stab*
"Where we goin?"
*"Straight to hell buddy..."*
I’m literally LAUGHING so hard oml EVERYONE IS SLEEPING AS WELLLLLL
1:30 WHY DID I THINK HE WAS GONNA SAY "I AM A MAN WITH 5 OVENS"
“I am a mannnn who owns fiiiiiivvvveeee ovens”
Wha- Lmaoo🤣🤣🤣
True😂😂
hes one of the only things that keeping me really happy right now yes i like his voice but his personality too is just. i love it he has an amazing personality and watching his videos cheer me up immensely He deserve the world and so much and just wish for him to be happy and comfortable cause he gives me so much joy.
His laugh is so pretty 🥺
I love how different his voice sounds when he yells XD
i like the sound of him yelling
@@kayasmith8958 ...um
@@racheljimin9468 what
Corpse: tengo problemas mentales
Me: *EL MUCHACHO DE LOS OJOS TRISTES*
Vive solo necessita amor
"im a silly goose i gotta be" just the way he said it was so wholesome
i wanna give him a hug. not even look at his face if he doesn’t want me to just a hug and tell him we are all so proud of him and that’s it.
The freaking "You're my CrAWwsShhh".
I don't simp for Corpse, but I've watched at least 30 of these today-..
Okay, maybe I do simp for Corpse-
same tho
Everyone simps for corpse. If you don't, you're wrong
we all do 😌
I'm literally a proud simp over corpse. I'm not into Draco Malfoy like SOME basic hoes I know.. I'm into corpse-
Don't we all lmao
Corpse's scream is music to my ears 🥰
why is he so relatable though 😂😅
Whispers "it's Rae"
Omg you know in phasmophobia, when Corpse saw a bone and deadass started singing “chicken wing chicken wing”🤣
I was hoping it was in this vid but sadly it wasn't
Each day I love this dude even more
Oh mah god, Corpse is such a ray of sunshine. Especially when he says something cute, like that compliment about the flower