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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @guardiannews
    @guardiannews  4 года назад +75

    This is a continuously developing story. For up to date information on the coronavirus outbreak, click here ► www.theguardian.com/world/coronavirus-outbreak
    For our most recent videos on Covid-19, click here ► ruclips.net/p/PL1ijbrWIDgzWFxtTt74gbtCpyM8N-0Iop

    • @xxxellbrownoxxx
      @xxxellbrownoxxx 4 года назад +3

      Guardian News let’s hope the Chinese start eating properly

    • @iknowyoubetter2028
      @iknowyoubetter2028 4 года назад

      Will the heat destroy it?

    • @ummu1010
      @ummu1010 4 года назад

      Huh

    • @rs-tarxvfz
      @rs-tarxvfz 4 года назад

      Either USA or china unleashed bio weapon called coron virus now.

    • @dsy09harshal46
      @dsy09harshal46 4 года назад

      I think so weed is medicine against carona
      Plz research on it

  • @belzemus4725
    @belzemus4725 4 года назад +48660

    Me: Alright, 2019 was really bad, but 2020 couldn't be worse rig-
    2020: Tension between US and Iran. Could potentially start WW3.
    Me: O-Ok, but it's not very likel-
    2020: Australia fires.
    Me: A-
    2020: Philippines volcano eruption.
    Me: Bu-
    2020: Coronavirus.

    • @bananagod5530
      @bananagod5530 4 года назад +3404

      Malaysia: Influenza

    • @jimbob3291
      @jimbob3291 4 года назад +3605

      2021: Everyone dies.

    • @HappyRussians
      @HappyRussians 4 года назад +1861

      This is how I know you are underage.

    • @bia9145
      @bia9145 4 года назад +2275

      As someone from the Philippines, the volcano and how the virus got in honestly scares me since I live between the airport and the volcano :’)

    • @osamabinladen824
      @osamabinladen824 4 года назад +906

      2020: Trump steps down. Brings the world with him.

  • @mtm00
    @mtm00 4 года назад +8054

    Thank you for sharing this most informative video covering the basics of this latest health threat.

    • @fleshangel489
      @fleshangel489 4 года назад +68

      No problem, man

    • @Laurence2000
      @Laurence2000 4 года назад +45

      Yeah, this was a great public health resource. Probably the go-to video on the subject, too. Hope it gets many more views.

    • @zeluosi7899
      @zeluosi7899 4 года назад +152

      I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not.

    • @zygis1819
      @zygis1819 4 года назад +168

      @@zeluosi7899 It is so much between sarcasm and honesty that it's making me uncomfortable

    • @max00506
      @max00506 4 года назад +1

      I think its a start of biological war

  • @n0_0b8
    @n0_0b8 4 года назад +4209

    Two trains you should avoid:
    1. Train To Busan.
    2. Train From Wuhan.
    Added
    3. Planes Through Iran.

  • @evilempire9928
    @evilempire9928 4 года назад +1052

    Crazy how our death would also be “made in China”😭🤦‍♂️

  • @Voicist
    @Voicist 4 года назад +3337

    "We need people to stop panicking."
    *Well-spoken English woman has entered the chat*

    • @mei.4951
      @mei.4951 4 года назад +45

      alright, now's the time we panic.

    • @chinesesparrows
      @chinesesparrows 4 года назад +14

      Goddam corollavirus

    • @Ihateteenagerstheyrecringe
      @Ihateteenagerstheyrecringe 4 года назад +39

      @@chinesesparrows (looks at username) *oh no you have the virus*

    • @bangbangchoco8144
      @bangbangchoco8144 4 года назад +5

      Speak for yourself... It just hit my country a month ago... A girl just died yesterday due to this illness

    • @leandrogonzalez3552
      @leandrogonzalez3552 4 года назад +9

      Not gonna lie, she really did calm me down

  • @alimezher5569
    @alimezher5569 4 года назад +11326

    Coronavirus: *exists*
    This woman: *calm*
    Other news outlets: everyone is gonna die

    • @masturblades
      @masturblades 4 года назад +346

      i mean she was involved with the ebola outbreak
      and news outlets love to profit off of anything they can get

    • @knightsauce3746
      @knightsauce3746 4 года назад +47

      It has spread to Canada and people die in 15 days

    • @1-800-suicide
      @1-800-suicide 4 года назад +76

      Ali Mezher
      This pace the news reporter is talking at is making me desperate to like reach my hand in there, get the mf script and read it myself

    • @Dukewc1
      @Dukewc1 4 года назад +20

      This was 4 days ago and a lot of infections and deaths have happened

    • @ziapsp4167
      @ziapsp4167 4 года назад +179

      Her calmness is result from being informed.
      Main stream news reports drama..🤩

  • @ladydeerheart1
    @ladydeerheart1 4 года назад +5225

    Sounds like she just said "It's okay because it only kills the weak".

    • @0111-k9m
      @0111-k9m 4 года назад +573

      Natural selection andy

    • @Kaigozen
      @Kaigozen 4 года назад +498

      population control method

    • @nathanmcmullen1527
      @nathanmcmullen1527 4 года назад +453

      Translation: its not killing white people yet so dont worry

    • @harshjain3122
      @harshjain3122 4 года назад +130

      @@nathanmcmullen1527 what??

    • @wuuht
      @wuuht 4 года назад +79

      @@harshjain3122 Seems pretty clear to me.

  • @dulmin_
    @dulmin_ 4 года назад +544

    "Made in China"

    • @jerrybregania1670
      @jerrybregania1670 4 года назад +4

      Dulmin Perera true

    • @qynx5952
      @qynx5952 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @beyondreamtime420
      @beyondreamtime420 4 года назад +7

      Design in us reassembled in China

    • @Gnosis4you
      @Gnosis4you 4 года назад

      @PowerOf One you mean the new Nuclear Bomb made in the USA ?! or what....

    • @freakypeppa8977
      @freakypeppa8977 4 года назад +1

      @@Gnosis4you yup it made in USA but I'm not going school tomorrow 😷😔

  • @apeachonahill8059
    @apeachonahill8059 4 года назад +4623

    1720: Plague
    1820: Cholera Outbreak
    1920: Spanish Flu
    2020: *why do I hear boss music?*

  • @MasterChief.
    @MasterChief. 4 года назад +4358

    2020:*Starts*
    Every bad thing in existence: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @briedagenais2389
      @briedagenais2389 4 года назад +11

      Yep basically

    • @ronny2717
      @ronny2717 4 года назад +29

      NoTbAd684 A report in china just confirmed that they cured the first women

    • @briedagenais2389
      @briedagenais2389 4 года назад +33

      Ronny wait really?! If that’s true then i feel somewhat relieved.

    • @o5276
      @o5276 4 года назад +133

      I mean WW3, Corona virus, and now Kobe 😔

    • @ttroyscarrlett
      @ttroyscarrlett 4 года назад +37

      Kobe Bryant died.

  • @thedarkcity4084
    @thedarkcity4084 4 года назад +2721

    2020: *exists*
    Disastrous events: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @ber093
      @ber093 4 года назад +17

      April: *MASSIVE CANNABIS OUTBREAK*

    • @Jtoob-z5n
      @Jtoob-z5n 4 года назад +7

      Hilarious and original. Speaking in meme.

    • @chickenhouse2831
      @chickenhouse2831 4 года назад +2

      @@Jtoob-z5n Yeah if I see another damn colon, I'm gonna make the coronavirus look like a joke.

    • @standingpenguin7544
      @standingpenguin7544 4 года назад

      tbh its more like “XX20”
      1720 1820 1920 had outbreaks so do 2020

  • @hunger8975
    @hunger8975 4 года назад +373

    2014: Bats brought Ebola
    2020: Bats brought Coronavirus
    .-.

    • @JoNesBlacKkrafkini
      @JoNesBlacKkrafkini 4 года назад +56

      We need bat.. man

    • @Hani-nw4qh
      @Hani-nw4qh 4 года назад +46

      2021 let’s kill all the bats

    • @diogogarcia9199
      @diogogarcia9199 4 года назад +7

      2021: they're gonna bring us to extinction too

    • @hunger8975
      @hunger8975 4 года назад +3

      @@noone8885 I can't find any information to confirm that all Bats come from China so saying that makes you very racist...

    • @hunger8975
      @hunger8975 4 года назад

      @@noone8885 lol

  • @rukqss5551
    @rukqss5551 4 года назад +3139

    Me: doesn’t want to search this up because I’ll get scared
    RUclips:
    Me: oh it isn’t actually that scary

    • @UnreliableKoichi
      @UnreliableKoichi 4 года назад +171

      RUclips in asia: show more scary footage of people who fall on to the ground in public because of the virus
      Me in asia: oh no

    • @dacebruz2626
      @dacebruz2626 4 года назад +65

      My Brother lives in China. I would be a little more concerned than this video makes you think

    • @vanyar.3921
      @vanyar.3921 4 года назад +25

      i have no idea why they say the death rate is 2% when it's actually much much higher. I have friends from China

    • @xitz6309
      @xitz6309 4 года назад +13

      @@vanyar.3921 oh yeah and i bet ur friends did research about the death rate

    • @kaydia7041
      @kaydia7041 4 года назад +29

      @@xitz6309 the real death rate is not published due to the lack of transparency in China.

  • @nopeimout3182
    @nopeimout3182 4 года назад +5321

    Lady: This virus affects especially old people and is transmitted with human interaction.
    Me, a 16 yo with social anxiety: *interesting*

    • @Replied_ByMeatr1der5
      @Replied_ByMeatr1der5 4 года назад +295

      The entire weeb and gamer community be like

    • @picturelife1631
      @picturelife1631 4 года назад +114

      *social anxiety intensifies*

    • @Sprintingsands
      @Sprintingsands 4 года назад +21

      So you havent heard of the 9 month old kids case

    • @BobbyTMF
      @BobbyTMF 4 года назад +8

      Luckily being 16 that will hopefully improve as you get older.

    • @Visnetter
      @Visnetter 4 года назад +91

      Survivors after almost every human died of the virus: *how did you survive the virus*
      Me as an anti-social: *what virus*

  • @orange5610
    @orange5610 4 года назад +2725

    The coronavirus: *Spreads within social interaction*
    People who is in depression and hates social interaction: heelth

    • @tolerance711
      @tolerance711 4 года назад +82

      @Tech Guru413 Not all introverts are depressed -.-

    • @ashtray2578
      @ashtray2578 4 года назад +4

      *everyone has left the lobby*
      Me: oh nuh

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 4 года назад +19

      I'm safe, I have social anxiety I can't even make my order I always tell my dad and he tells the person who take orders lmao

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 4 года назад +4

      @@tolerance711 I don't depression I have not heelth social health but heelth mental health

    • @littlefreckles555
      @littlefreckles555 4 года назад +8

      Orangeyyz _Gaming same but im forced to go to school soooooo😭

  • @shag5791
    @shag5791 4 года назад +622

    "Corona virus is transmitted by people."
    Me: *laughs in anti social*

    • @malacki6554
      @malacki6554 4 года назад +5

      Cringe

    • @jackgreen5627
      @jackgreen5627 4 года назад +8

      The joke is on the virus. I had a rubbish life anyway.

    •  4 года назад +17

      @@htay6042 what did he said to you?

    • @sheniecemcfarlane7058
      @sheniecemcfarlane7058 4 года назад +2

      So you’re a sociopath ??

    • @Ur_dreambfMatt
      @Ur_dreambfMatt 4 года назад +1

      Malacki 655 like your comment

  • @natsu10832
    @natsu10832 4 года назад +3031

    "it mostly affects people over 40 years"
    Me: MOM DAD-
    Edit: WTF GUYS IT'S BEEN ONLY A DAY AND I HAVE ALREADY 3000+ LIKES?

  • @thehammer6761
    @thehammer6761 4 года назад +3911

    Forget world WW3, it’s time for World war Z.

    • @xanderdavisofficial
      @xanderdavisofficial 4 года назад +66

      It could happen...

    • @drixexarion6766
      @drixexarion6766 4 года назад +122

      wait, the symptoms can turn u into a zombie or a freaking killing dude? man we're near at china, I live in the Philippines , and sht, the corona virus is already in sime other places, guess were gonna die somehow. goodluck peeps. may u all live long.

    • @UrMe666
      @UrMe666 4 года назад +37

      Fanny Genk no it can’t lmao geez 🤦‍♂️

    • @slaylorswift
      @slaylorswift 4 года назад +29

      @@drixexarion6766 geez did u watch the video? Calm down dude, she says that only people with cancer, pneumonia, etc will only be vulnerable with this virus as their immune system can't fight these virus

    • @kanata116
      @kanata116 4 года назад +20

      @@drixexarion6766 you played to much mobile legends that's why you don't listen to the vid just like you're teammates trashtalk you

  • @ahmadakkad7870
    @ahmadakkad7870 4 года назад +1849

    2020:
    1st week : potential WW3
    2nd week: Bushfires in Australia
    3rd week: volcanoes erupting
    Can't wait for next week.

    • @ahmadakkad7870
      @ahmadakkad7870 4 года назад +172

      Oops forgot to add week 4
      4th week: corona virus.....

    • @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174
      @olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 4 года назад +83

      @@ahmadakkad7870 You can edit comments.

    • @joshu2884
      @joshu2884 4 года назад +12

      I wonder what will happen in South America, lmao.

    • @ahmadakkad7870
      @ahmadakkad7870 4 года назад +33

      @@olasdorosdiliusimilius2174 I'm afraid that if I keep on editing the list will go on.

    • @iiregulusii
      @iiregulusii 4 года назад +22

      @@ahmadakkad7870 the bushfires started back in 2019.

  • @leafyjujubar5227
    @leafyjujubar5227 3 года назад +10

    This was posted over a year ago yet it feels like I watched this only a few weeks ago

  • @TheAkumuKing
    @TheAkumuKing 4 года назад +4076

    Coronavirus: *comes up*
    Everyone: SHIIII-
    Plague Inc. players: it’s Greenland time.

    • @cyberNinja69477
      @cyberNinja69477 4 года назад +33

      Not really funny to be honest

    • @tracey9927
      @tracey9927 4 года назад +14

      how the hell am I suppose to go to Greenland? isn’t it hard to get there?

    • @allahakbar5230
      @allahakbar5230 4 года назад +4

      Sick copied comment

    • @britishbeef4890
      @britishbeef4890 4 года назад +130

      Normies : “Greenland time”
      Me, and intellectual: “Madagascar”

    • @issa64
      @issa64 4 года назад +13

      British Beef it’s big brain time

  • @Ghost-qt3md
    @Ghost-qt3md 4 года назад +4603

    Coronavirus: is spreading rapidly
    The plague: not bad kid

    • @binguscoxly9509
      @binguscoxly9509 4 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @onion9645
      @onion9645 4 года назад +35

      KingdomsOfGalaxies Gamer lol spelt backwards is lol

    • @panosveto5729
      @panosveto5729 4 года назад +10

      we are near to Resident Evil or Arthas plague

    • @toothpasteboy2019
      @toothpasteboy2019 4 года назад +6

      @@onion9645
      Wow i didnt know that

    • @rickard1200
      @rickard1200 4 года назад +3

      @Gone, reduced to atoms
      Can’t tell if you’re sarcastic or not

  • @oecircus
    @oecircus 4 года назад +2238

    Me: *hears coughing in the distance*
    Me: how much is a ticket to greenland

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 4 года назад +20

      Remember that flight and sea travel are the ways of spreading

    • @magicalmagicmagician5223
      @magicalmagicmagician5223 4 года назад +2

      @@Revanbzn if i gon die,i gon die with a boom you can bet on it

    • @ramses7923
      @ramses7923 4 года назад +27

      **Greenland has been infected.**

    • @kotenoklelu3471
      @kotenoklelu3471 4 года назад

      @@thewanderinggamer2410 Madagascar had severe measles outbreak.

    • @ghosthawkk
      @ghosthawkk 4 года назад

      Mal Moon atheist

  • @benjaminpalm5832
    @benjaminpalm5832 4 года назад +151

    My country: infected
    My city: highly infected
    School: closed
    Panic: yes
    Hotel: trivago

    • @vkramydv
      @vkramydv 4 года назад

      😂🤣

    • @hermigonz3341
      @hermigonz3341 4 года назад +1

      my school aint close yet and our surrounding have closed everything yet there's school😷

    • @jayt7974
      @jayt7974 4 года назад

      Hahahahaha underrated comment 😂😂😂

    • @vasutiwari4187
      @vasutiwari4187 4 года назад

      Are u Indian?

    • @kurama8391
      @kurama8391 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 dude you got me🤣😂

  • @uzi6v842
    @uzi6v842 4 года назад +2646

    When the Chinese exchange student starts coughing
    *My time has come.*

    • @ridhwan3896
      @ridhwan3896 4 года назад +19

      Ahahahaha

    • @sanyakhanna1516
      @sanyakhanna1516 4 года назад +6

      Frrr Haha

    • @tachi5408
      @tachi5408 4 года назад +29

      There's a new pupil coming to my school in 2 weeks better hope there not from China 😬

    • @rhys5766
      @rhys5766 4 года назад +3

      Waz up

    • @f80brisso
      @f80brisso 4 года назад +4

      I was just thinking about these foreign exchange kids 😂

  • @YungSchema
    @YungSchema 4 года назад +5304

    Only a month into 2020 and we’re getting “it’s the end of the world” vibes.

    • @Catmeat106
      @Catmeat106 4 года назад +136

      Not really, if you actually watch the video and have a health body you’ll be fine. Theres only a 3% fatality rate and the people who died weren’t health anyway. So shut up

    • @thebluedragon89
      @thebluedragon89 4 года назад +252

      @@Catmeat106 you clearly haven't played plague inc

    • @morinobody
      @morinobody 4 года назад +155

      @@Catmeat106 Shut up? Just because you are on the internet doesn't mean u can say whatever you want

    • @Catmeat106
      @Catmeat106 4 года назад +19

      SpaceKid Music no one asked therefore shut up

    • @morinobody
      @morinobody 4 года назад +94

      @@Catmeat106 People like you are trash. You just mess for fun, ignoring everything, oastatious rat who doesn't care about anything he does. You will regret it*

  • @diddlekid
    @diddlekid 4 года назад +3274

    Everyone at midnight on new years eve: HA-
    Viruses, forests fires, shootings, earthquakes and floods: well hello there

    • @ashrimplecreature9210
      @ashrimplecreature9210 4 года назад +56

      VoberZone “Allow us to introduce ourselves”

    • @hannahh5626
      @hannahh5626 4 года назад +6

      Your pfp is my mood

    • @tylerdiaz2278
      @tylerdiaz2278 4 года назад +1

      EpicPokerMan9000 Madagascar and Iceland: am I a joke to you?

    • @rollicker3139
      @rollicker3139 4 года назад +1

      So in other words really not that different than any other year.

    • @eon4174
      @eon4174 4 года назад +3

      don't forget the eruption here where I live in the Philippines

  • @bigrat8371
    @bigrat8371 4 года назад +178

    The only made in China product that has lasted for so long

    • @magicalfootball7203
      @magicalfootball7203 4 года назад +3

      Lol 😆

    • @thatboifrog3751
      @thatboifrog3751 4 года назад +6

      I'm Chinese and I can conclude that this is true

    • @enderzebak2863
      @enderzebak2863 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment🤣

    • @cloudcxscade
      @cloudcxscade 4 года назад

      @@thatboifrog3751 poor guy, are you fine in China, you don't have a chaos in your city?

    • @thatboifrog3751
      @thatboifrog3751 4 года назад

      @@cloudcxscade Actually, yes I'm Chinese but I'm not currently in China right now. I do have relatives there who told it is very silent on the streets nowadays

  • @angamicc8591
    @angamicc8591 4 года назад +2025

    2019 sucks
    2020: Fire,Virus, turkey earthquake ...and RIP KOBE...

    • @gigit.4078
      @gigit.4078 4 года назад +75

      AnGamic C and volcano eruption and Puerto Rico Earthquakes and Africa flooding

    • @gigit.4078
      @gigit.4078 4 года назад +84

      AnGamic C I also forgot USA and Iran fighting

    • @rafben8476
      @rafben8476 4 года назад +60

      2020 is just a number... Time doesn't really exist. Any day is just a day... Just different things happen each day. That Corona virus or the death of Bryant are just random things that happen... It has noting to do with the fact that we are 2020... That virus even started in 2019... December.
      The change of year has no impact on what will happen... Do you really think when we reach the year 2100 that suddenly the world would end, because it's 2100?

    • @xosweetandspicynoms
      @xosweetandspicynoms 4 года назад +23

      And philippines earthquake

    • @gianlui1938
      @gianlui1938 4 года назад +10

      @@xosweetandspicynoms and taal volcano eruption

  • @adamo4502
    @adamo4502 4 года назад +613

    I love how she's so calm and now I'm feeling really chill about not catching it

    • @TheTacxam
      @TheTacxam 4 года назад +25

      Well she did also explain how it's not particularly dangerous either to those that are healthy

    • @alphalegend1527
      @alphalegend1527 4 года назад +1

      Me too LOL

    • @nippletea6000
      @nippletea6000 4 года назад +11

      Just dont eat snakes and dont tongue kiss a Chinese girl and u should be fine

    • @sabriyahabdullah935
      @sabriyahabdullah935 4 года назад

      Millk.tea3 then BOOM you catch it

    • @kynthiaravikumar
      @kynthiaravikumar 4 года назад

      same 😂😂

  • @arakui
    @arakui 4 года назад +31604

    Everyone gangsta until the plague inc game starts

    • @realuncshi
      @realuncshi 4 года назад +2402

      Coronavirus has started in China.
      coronavirus has infected its first human. Weak and unspecialized, it must evolve using DNA points to infect more humans.

    • @kxrryo
      @kxrryo 4 года назад +1062

      guess they forgot to devolve the symptoms :(

    • @faisalhusein227
      @faisalhusein227 4 года назад +550

      Always started im China or India

    • @Amongie920
      @Amongie920 4 года назад +458

      @@kxrryo first you make it so everyone gets it and then you add symptoms :)
      thats how i like to do it

    • @realuncshi
      @realuncshi 4 года назад +187

      @@kxrryo they dont have enuff dna points :/

  • @AnnabelNightwish
    @AnnabelNightwish 4 года назад +109

    Plague inc. has trained me for this.
    One ticket to Greenland, please!

  • @cherylyomoma3101
    @cherylyomoma3101 4 года назад +5027

    Coronavirus : doesn't have name
    Intellectuals : Kung Flu

  • @Dacire11
    @Dacire11 4 года назад +2671

    "Coronavirus can be transmitted through contact"
    Me: *laughs in introvert*

    • @hyrieee7783
      @hyrieee7783 4 года назад +34

      Dacire 11 i'm introvert too..😂😂😂

    • @murdanimurdani8748
      @murdanimurdani8748 4 года назад +26

      Introvert people can not get infected 🤣

    • @lad1198
      @lad1198 4 года назад +2

      Same lol

    • @AryanSharma-ce6hw
      @AryanSharma-ce6hw 4 года назад

      Relatable 😂

    • @abdullahalrasheed394
      @abdullahalrasheed394 4 года назад +33

      Introversion makes no difference. Unless you LITERALLY don't go out of your home for weeks at a time. Every time you use the public transportation, public restaurants or malls, or virtually anywhere close to another individual you expose yourself to the virus.

  • @itsnottimetostop4462
    @itsnottimetostop4462 4 года назад +646

    "Should I be worried?"
    *Just don't be weak*

    • @zualapips1638
      @zualapips1638 4 года назад +18

      Pretty much. If you can survive getting the flu, you can probably survive the new virus.

    • @real_mushroom_hunter
      @real_mushroom_hunter 4 года назад +5

      Can't get the virus if you ignore it's existance

    • @isaacfogarty2505
      @isaacfogarty2505 4 года назад +1

      What if I forget I have it.

    • @real_mushroom_hunter
      @real_mushroom_hunter 4 года назад +1

      @@isaacfogarty2505 outstanding move

    • @ROCKY-yv4ed
      @ROCKY-yv4ed 4 года назад +1

      People with Alzheimer’s when they forget they have the coronavirus

  • @neptune9689
    @neptune9689 4 года назад +86

    People with coronavirus be like:
    Im a simple person, i see virus outbreak i travel

    • @juggerswood
      @juggerswood 4 года назад +2

      People with Ebola be like:
      "Aahhh I have this deadly virus, I shall now go down to the airport and begin to cough on unsuspecting white people.😃"

  • @jennoori
    @jennoori 4 года назад +4500

    me who just got a cold.
    *say sike right now*

    • @chieko7506
      @chieko7506 4 года назад +24

      You literally copied this.

    • @jennoori
      @jennoori 4 года назад +12

      さんソフィア i replied to dude saying sth but i wanted to say it again lmao

    • @bigboy_yt2200
      @bigboy_yt2200 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @xiao7320
      @xiao7320 4 года назад +2

      I have a strip throught

    • @sageblast3143
      @sageblast3143 4 года назад +29

      bubblegumie__
      Tip: Dont search for Coronavirus symptoms on Google.

  • @anas_voice_over
    @anas_voice_over 4 года назад +597

    This woman : Calm down you'll be safe.
    Friends : Calm Down bruh you safe.
    Family : it's gonna be just fine.
    Google : *We're all gonna die*

  • @kikujirofromkyoto
    @kikujirofromkyoto 4 года назад +1383

    This lady has answered all the questions that we've been asking ourselves since the outbreak. And she's done it in a concise and straightforward way. Well done.

    • @outtahere3902
      @outtahere3902 4 года назад +8

      thats what i thought too

    • @SephiaSkiesChannel
      @SephiaSkiesChannel 4 года назад +3

      so they are still gathering information on how to fight it. so far its deadly if you underlying health problems before getting infected.

    • @stevefischer5955
      @stevefischer5955 4 года назад +7

      She is a mouth piece shill. The “market” which she claims it originated from has been debunked. The reality is that this corona is a bio weapon which was released from a nearby lab and has HIV and the flu virus aggregates blended into it It was engineered to kill many people by design.

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 4 года назад +4

      @@stevefischer5955 Hold on, let me get my tinfoil hat out.

    • @froey198033
      @froey198033 4 года назад +2

      @@kanjakan are you saying that it's not possible cause it definitely is. This world is way over populated, especially in that area of the world. Wuhan has what 23million people. China has exploded in population over the last 40years. This could be population control.

  • @randomstuffguy8129
    @randomstuffguy8129 4 года назад +136

    Here’s a solution:
    SHUT DOWN AIRLINES

    • @Psalms71_
      @Psalms71_ 4 года назад +8

      2020: Almost ww3 happened and now there coronavirus, like bruh its barely thr beginning of the year, whats next

    • @forssi1
      @forssi1 4 года назад +2

      Do you have any idea how mankind, economy and informative media works?

    • @liu5199
      @liu5199 4 года назад +2

      That’s true! Like temporarily!

    • @sarahlin2688
      @sarahlin2688 4 года назад

      But the virus is already in the country, so shutting down the airlines would be totally useless.

    • @amberhunter5929
      @amberhunter5929 4 года назад +2

      whats the solution?

  • @Max-os4xb
    @Max-os4xb 4 года назад +5543

    Corons Virus: *exists*
    Me, who just got a cold: Bruh

    • @jejwiqkeywiqueyetujr6848
      @jejwiqkeywiqueyetujr6848 4 года назад +374

      Max me too omg so paranoid and this makes it worse

    • @albion959
      @albion959 4 года назад +41

      Honestly same

    • @grind8014
      @grind8014 4 года назад +54

      Same and i am frikin scared 😱 😂🤣

    • @prod.uglygrim
      @prod.uglygrim 4 года назад +11

      Same

    • @20MagniD57
      @20MagniD57 4 года назад +84

      Every time I get a cold I’m always like... “AM I GONNA DIE!?”

  • @username-fx8pe
    @username-fx8pe 4 года назад +3972

    Me: *has a cold
    Her: *says literally all of my symptoms

  • @prehistoricworld_
    @prehistoricworld_ 4 года назад +1336

    Humans: *don’t kill themselves in WW3*
    Nature: ‘Fine, I’ll do it myself...’

  • @vohbtw
    @vohbtw 4 года назад +3620

    News: “It starts of with a sniff and a cough”
    Me thats had a cold for 2 months: “well... i’m dead”

    • @dior-lia
      @dior-lia 4 года назад +27

      Lmaooo same

    • @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0
      @VulpinetideCuteTimes0w0 4 года назад +158

      I think you'd need to get help if you've had a cold that lasted 2 months, Coronavirus or not.

    • @conniption8819
      @conniption8819 4 года назад +77

      Me reading this comment with the cold i just got: well then....

    • @jrninjaboy915
      @jrninjaboy915 4 года назад +9

      Bruh facts

    • @jennamelaku
      @jennamelaku 4 года назад +36

      XvX XvX hospital trips are expensive if they live in the united states

  • @ahedgienamedstar5035
    @ahedgienamedstar5035 4 года назад +3664

    “2020 is going to be the best year!”
    Almost war (worry about war)
    Wildfires
    New plague
    *New* Kobe’s death

    • @Antiqueobsession1
      @Antiqueobsession1 4 года назад +142

      Sounds like the end of the world

    • @wesleyprewittmartinez1568
      @wesleyprewittmartinez1568 4 года назад +168

      You forgot Vulcano eruptions and earthquakes.

    • @Antiqueobsession1
      @Antiqueobsession1 4 года назад +78

      @@wesleyprewittmartinez1568 a huge volcano in the Philippines is spewing ash and is due for a explosive eruption according to the news. And as far ad earthquakes I don't know.

    • @cheeseck7205
      @cheeseck7205 4 года назад +10

      @@Antiqueobsession1 it is lol we're in the last days.

    • @alisthemalice
      @alisthemalice 4 года назад +1

      Yikes

  • @AdroSuperDopa
    @AdroSuperDopa 4 года назад +235

    She explained that extremely well.

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 4 года назад +3

      Re I agree, most news reporters just say “ it’s effecting most of Asia” and that’s it. This is more in depth and actually tells us what and where this virus is.

    • @glennzagelasius643
      @glennzagelasius643 4 года назад +2

      Finally someone who compliment the woman

  • @pulsican
    @pulsican 4 года назад +56

    The world must learn, Unite, cooperate and stop investing in war machines

  • @imBingus
    @imBingus 4 года назад +230

    Elderly woman, professional way of talking, calming music, reassuring words... Yeahhhhh we should probably start panicking.

    • @xstrawarot
      @xstrawarot 4 года назад +1

      AAAAAAAAAHHH

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 4 года назад +4

      No, this is just the way news is normally produced in countries outside the US, places like the UK, Australia, NZ etc. It's not as common to sensationalise or catastrophise.

    • @lime_111
      @lime_111 4 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH actually i am panicking... No joke

  • @thewhompingwampa2671
    @thewhompingwampa2671 4 года назад +3888

    Looks like the whole meme of "Every 20 of each century had a plague outbreak" was right.
    A Gentle Reminder that this comment is a joke. I got the idea from a meme. I saw the Coronavirus making the rounds on the news so I took my chances and dropped my usual shitty comment. Which has somehow blown up within 24 hours. Wtf?

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 года назад +194

      That's an observation not a meme

    • @revivvles6736
      @revivvles6736 4 года назад +49

      Jodofly115 CS:GO Economist that’s debatable

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 года назад +29

      @@revivvles6736 I know there was a meme about it but come on , to use a meme as your source and not just the fact that it's a fact is a bit childish

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 года назад +18

      @Honey Cakes ok 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm not going to waste my time trying to explain this to you , memes are not sources just because you didn't know something before it

    • @uhwhat6121
      @uhwhat6121 4 года назад +16

      Jodofly115 CS:GO Economist they can be lmao, but go ahead and ignore me, idc, believe what YOU think, ok?

  • @swaroop7021
    @swaroop7021 4 года назад +1662

    Coronavirus comes from animals
    My mom: That's because you always on your damn phone.

    • @garrettmcphaul2158
      @garrettmcphaul2158 4 года назад +3

      Tablet

    • @catija
      @catija 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @1-800-suicide
      @1-800-suicide 4 года назад +3

      Goddess Aqua **AUDIBLE WHEEZE**

    • @yasminegoat2923
      @yasminegoat2923 4 года назад +8

      Me : ARE YOU DEAF woman! A phone can’t give you a virsus ! It’s from animals
      Mum looking at the dog :it’s his fault
      Me: get rid of him and I’m getting rid of you

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад

      Goddess Aqua does that mean that the majority of America is the cause?

  • @Ppooppoobbutthhead
    @Ppooppoobbutthhead 4 года назад +25

    This just reached my county in Florida, please, whatever religion you are, even if you aren't religious, we could all really use hopes and prayers. Stay safe and stay clean. ❤️❤️

    • @DefinitelyNotRubennn
      @DefinitelyNotRubennn 4 года назад +2

      I pray for you and everyone else

    • @Ppooppoobbutthhead
      @Ppooppoobbutthhead 4 года назад +1

      @@DefinitelyNotRubennn Thanks so much, you're in my hopes as well❤️✌🏼

  • @thatboifrog3751
    @thatboifrog3751 4 года назад +2169

    We all know what to do...
    EVACUATE TO GREENLAND!!!!!!!!!

    • @slothicism
      @slothicism 4 года назад +84

      If you're referencing to plague Inc then yes. We should and I hate it when I haven't infected Greenland.

    • @valentinagalex5379
      @valentinagalex5379 4 года назад +11

      Ok how do I flee to Greenland

    • @cardboardbox7218
      @cardboardbox7218 4 года назад +27

      Or Madagascar!

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 4 года назад

      Works every time 😂

    • @axolotls_are_cute7799
      @axolotls_are_cute7799 4 года назад +4

      Ima go to madagascar

  • @bantot1296
    @bantot1296 4 года назад +3820

    Coronavirus: **exist**
    Everyone: *_Bravo Six Going Greenland_*

  • @JT-zm7kj
    @JT-zm7kj 4 года назад +1442

    I’m hibernating until this is all over

    • @ichabod1326
      @ichabod1326 4 года назад +5

      J T lmao

    • @Kiara-xh8sx
      @Kiara-xh8sx 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @sabaruengineering3843
      @sabaruengineering3843 4 года назад +2

      LoL 😂

    • @lunemoon416
      @lunemoon416 4 года назад +21

      It'll be over in the summer because viruses can't survive in hot weather! California in summer is a great place to live! :D (I live in California and tell be if the virus has infected my place)

    • @hellotherechild8086
      @hellotherechild8086 4 года назад +3

      This comment is underated

  • @Sara-tm6pv
    @Sara-tm6pv 4 года назад +39

    :Humans "Exist"
    :Feral Who decided that?

  • @EvilSideStalker666
    @EvilSideStalker666 4 года назад +1975

    An epidemic, starting in China, on the year of the rat, this is hilarious .

    • @MondoSzn
      @MondoSzn 4 года назад +120

      Dan it’s all set up

    • @sekischro5093
      @sekischro5093 4 года назад +73

      actually, one possible cause of this virus is the rat.... from what i heard

    • @fiveguys2820
      @fiveguys2820 4 года назад +143

      @@sekischro5093 two most likely are snake and bat apparently. Because people could actually buy and eat snake and bat from that seafood market.

    • @cookingwithnimoh
      @cookingwithnimoh 4 года назад +38

      Somebody in china probation ate an animal that they shouldn't

    • @FarewelI
      @FarewelI 4 года назад +29

      How is this funny

  • @SooDamGood
    @SooDamGood 4 года назад +2290

    Follow me on IG: AurimasGizas

    • @HappyLooter
      @HappyLooter 4 года назад +8

      Unpredictable read the description

    • @SooDamGood
      @SooDamGood 4 года назад +1

      Happy Looter Would’ve been a smart idea but I’m not smart enough

    • @twenity8852
      @twenity8852 4 года назад

      Unpredictable lol stop insulting utsrlf about how smart you are get ur shut together

    • @kingkekek3825
      @kingkekek3825 4 года назад +1

      period

    • @gluesnifferz1904
      @gluesnifferz1904 4 года назад +4

      *Couldn't have

  • @greystun3811
    @greystun3811 4 года назад +208

    Finally, a news outlet that doesn’t exaggerate it and cause fear to everyone watching. Just put it plain and simple.

    • @cdismvz
      @cdismvz 4 года назад +1

      Fr

    • @raflamar4146
      @raflamar4146 4 года назад +8

      This video is a gem, an example of how to really cover any type of topic.
      Facts and no dramatics.
      Telling it as it is instead of existing just to make people too scared to leave their houses.
      This is real news, not a drama show and this is why I have so much respect for The Guardian.

    • @Vaitria
      @Vaitria 4 года назад +2

      Americans usually exaggerate. British media wasn't scaremongering ebola virus as well.

    • @samueljavier1111
      @samueljavier1111 4 года назад

      I think is somewhat help to raise awareness. people wont even notice this if they make it less dramatic

    • @webstime1
      @webstime1 4 года назад

      sammy side up There is a difference between raising awareness and raising panic. The latter is clearly done for financial and viewership gain

  • @DonVendetta
    @DonVendetta 4 года назад +27

    :Natalie "Dies"
    :Feral "Gets disrespected'
    :Humanity "Exists"
    :Feral TRASH
    :Ghouls Exist
    :Feral Meh that's okay...
    :Also Feral...
    I CHOOSE YOU!
    :Coronavirus YAY SENPAI ♡
    :Main Virus Yeee...
    :Ken NO
    :Feral YES

  • @elenipapadopoulou2159
    @elenipapadopoulou2159 4 года назад +2106

    Everyone’s gangster until a package from Wish arrives..

    • @yasmeen7875
      @yasmeen7875 4 года назад +69

      DUDE! I'm expecting some lights from wish. I don't even want that ish now.

    • @richrich2862
      @richrich2862 4 года назад +25

      Omg this made me chuckle

    • @richrich2862
      @richrich2862 4 года назад +51

      Burn the box, burn the delivery dude and his delivery truck, burn down the whole US customs down....burn em all...save yourself!

    • @jumbo4billion
      @jumbo4billion 4 года назад +11

      @@yasmeen7875 Have you looked into how long the virus lives outside of the human body? The virus has been around for a few months now, there will certainly be a lot of info on virology sites.

    • @sashanicks5061
      @sashanicks5061 4 года назад +6

      Damn i didnt even think about that

  • @Aska222
    @Aska222 4 года назад +1762

    *Where is the Uno reverse card when we need it*

    • @naturestreams4033
      @naturestreams4033 4 года назад +4

      Haaa

    • @AmadeuShinChan
      @AmadeuShinChan 4 года назад +41

      I think my sister has one. Sister, send a uno reverse card to Wuhan and Japan, Singapore, Korea, USA... and so on, if you read this comment. Thanks.

    • @AmadeuShinChan
      @AmadeuShinChan 4 года назад

      If you donot have enough, buy more. Thanks 😲😨😌😏

    • @m.a4491
      @m.a4491 4 года назад +4

      That's what the virus is using against vaccines

    • @SahilP2648
      @SahilP2648 4 года назад +1

      That profile pic is from Grand Blue right? Lol.

  • @kennytee6882
    @kennytee6882 4 года назад +2107

    This virus is nowhere near as toxic as RUclips’s trending page

    • @richardfleming7301
      @richardfleming7301 4 года назад +4

      @pastore perplexity Oml 😂

    • @sulaiman9766
      @sulaiman9766 4 года назад +5

      Its not until u r family member or friend dies

    • @richardfleming7301
      @richardfleming7301 4 года назад +4

      @@sulaiman9766 Have you even watched the news or-

    • @richardfleming7301
      @richardfleming7301 4 года назад +3

      @@sulaiman9766 Its not going to reach most of usa and even if it does you probally wont die unless you have a weak imune system. And if it does reach closer to you. The people will be in the hospital in quarentine

    • @ggjude
      @ggjude 4 года назад +2

      It's nowhere as toxic as my ex-bff

  • @alfarojose86
    @alfarojose86 4 года назад +7

    2:00-2:05 ,who had HOPE for this?

  • @tracey9927
    @tracey9927 4 года назад +823

    1720: Plague
    1820: Cholera Outbreak
    1920: Spanish Flu
    2020: I don’t like the patterns I’m seeing

    • @whitespirit1000
      @whitespirit1000 4 года назад +11

      Tracey [2020] thanks to the government

    • @pilotx3mm420
      @pilotx3mm420 4 года назад +5

      2120: (0_0)

    • @tracey9927
      @tracey9927 4 года назад +1

      White Spirit what do you mean?

    • @venveng
      @venveng 4 года назад +24

      Plagues won't kill by the millions now since modern men are more knowledgeable on how to handle outbreaks.

    • @tracey9927
      @tracey9927 4 года назад +7

      Veng Ven but we still have a huge population, allowing the virus to spread quickly

  • @aban1216
    @aban1216 4 года назад +1555

    Me: 2020 is gonna be my year!
    2020: *Australian bushfires, Iran and USA tensions, Coronavirus, Taal volcano eruption, 100 seconds away from midnight on doomsday clock*

    • @kimpoulsen4163
      @kimpoulsen4163 4 года назад +37

      They might have found the ''cure'' for cancer or atleast many sorts of cancers. If you are to believe in what BBC reports

    • @underliined1120
      @underliined1120 4 года назад +2

      @@kimpoulsen4163 RLY?

    • @bhreload1911
      @bhreload1911 4 года назад +7

      @@kimpoulsen4163 ok. But we have other big problems

    • @biglicker4473
      @biglicker4473 4 года назад +8

      Kim Poulsen common folk not getting it even if they do have a cure lol. im being a debbie downer but its true, the thought of there being a cure for cancer or cancer like symptoms makes me happy
      but then i realize the world we live in $$$$ couldnt imagine the cost let alone debt that would leave.
      im sure theres always been a "cure" or something close to it, it just isnt administered to us.
      i appreciate your comment im not bashing by any means i promise.

    • @megy_2566
      @megy_2566 4 года назад +2

      You forgot the Australia 🔥

  • @rishabahluwalia849
    @rishabahluwalia849 4 года назад +13

    “Every lie we tell incurs a debt to the truth. Sooner or later that debt is paid.”
    Remember?

  • @z0mbiebra1nz
    @z0mbiebra1nz 4 года назад +3340

    everyone: where is this coronavirus coming from?!
    the kid who plays plague. inc: allow me to introduce myself

  • @funkyboy860
    @funkyboy860 4 года назад +1750

    Plague: *breakes out in 1820
    Plague: *breakes out in 1920
    Plague: *maybe

    • @loyalpanda4890
      @loyalpanda4890 4 года назад +59

      Oh sh*t is this coincidence?? 😯

    • @Wuralovesvids
      @Wuralovesvids 4 года назад +16

      funky boy bro this is what my friend was saying in class

    • @keefyboi5307
      @keefyboi5307 4 года назад +91

      Also breaks out at 1720, the plague is called Great Plague of Marseille

    • @SwiftyMcV
      @SwiftyMcV 4 года назад +76

      Spanish flu outbreak started in 1918... nice try nutters

    • @waah5901
      @waah5901 4 года назад +8

      @@SwiftyMcV still kinda spooky tho

  • @Tdawgisded
    @Tdawgisded 4 года назад +1276

    Me when the neighbours start coughing:
    We're in the endgame now

    • @ryl3067
      @ryl3067 4 года назад +5

      DJDNDNDESDNDKDN LMAOO

    • @kilist174
      @kilist174 4 года назад

      Ryl Asian neighbors*

    • @Tdawgisded
      @Tdawgisded 4 года назад +1

      @@kilist174 I have asian neighbours 😔😔

    • @chillax4592
      @chillax4592 4 года назад

      Lvl Asian difficulty unlocked

    • @disappointedinmyself8375
      @disappointedinmyself8375 4 года назад

      Kili St it’s just the British spelling I think

  • @senilestix
    @senilestix 4 года назад +10

    Most of this didn’t age well!

  • @minidude2897
    @minidude2897 4 года назад +384

    If this woman told me that everything in my life was gonna be okay... I’d be happy and convinced

    • @bornagainluis
      @bornagainluis 4 года назад +18

      Trust in the lord with all thine heart and lean not on your own understanding, in all thine ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy paths straight.

    • @Proxinem
      @Proxinem 4 года назад +5

      @@bornagainluis Nah

    • @Ash_Queen16
      @Ash_Queen16 4 года назад +4

      Proxinem He’s speaking facts though

    • @chanyeolswife5366
      @chanyeolswife5366 4 года назад +4

      @@bornagainluis AMEN.

    • @rodrigofreitas3288
      @rodrigofreitas3288 4 года назад

      @@Ash_Queen16 You're kidding right? The only fact is that it is the biggest lie mankind has ever created to cope with life.

  • @invictus6360
    @invictus6360 4 года назад +518

    Me: small allergy sneeze
    Whole classroom: quarantine this man and send him to the moon

  • @stingmlbb4437
    @stingmlbb4437 4 года назад +407

    *”Made in China”*

    • @sir_gort
      @sir_gort 4 года назад +18

      I'd be surprised if it's not a bioweapon gone wrong.

    • @lightningflame2082
      @lightningflame2082 4 года назад +1

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 😂

    • @benjamingavrilis71
      @benjamingavrilis71 4 года назад

      Made on earth

    • @diviengii
      @diviengii 4 года назад +3

      Apparently it is carried by bats and snakes. And in the city were it originated is a market of live animals sold for food.

    • @chokonma9951
      @chokonma9951 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @silvannachan4573
    @silvannachan4573 4 года назад +52

    2020: worst year
    CoronaVirus
    Kobe Bryant death {and her
    Daughter Gianna}
    Taal volcano erupted
    So many worst thing
    happened in 2020😭😭😭

    • @motosich9572
      @motosich9572 4 года назад +3

      Silvanna Chan death of soleimani too

    • @kierawaite6721
      @kierawaite6721 4 года назад +3

      *his daughter*

    • @NekoDimple
      @NekoDimple 4 года назад

      Let's not be negative, 2020 is just starting. What if it's only for now? But after a month, the days will be better?

    • @NakedCakes
      @NakedCakes 4 года назад

      I’d say 1939-45 were way worse globally

    • @AverageFall8418
      @AverageFall8418 4 года назад +1

      Don't forget. global warming 🌐

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 4 года назад +1690

    I've just gone into my local Chinese takeaway and all the staff were wearing masks.

  • @ardian_g
    @ardian_g 4 года назад +3789

    Everyone: Chinese Corona Virus
    Me, an intellectual: Kung Flu

  • @anonl6027
    @anonl6027 4 года назад +194

    This needs to be broadcasted throughout the world to calm everyone down.

    • @3TG3645
      @3TG3645 4 года назад +2

      How can this keep me down? The virus can spread himself before the symptoms appear!

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 4 года назад +4

      @@3TG3645 That's the same way i play plague inc.

    • @Coronavirus-fm4gt
      @Coronavirus-fm4gt 4 года назад

      JustARAndom Weeb 😏

    • @cassidyrose9834
      @cassidyrose9834 4 года назад +1

      The country with the most concentrated population is infected with a rapidly mutating virus that has been spread across out 10-15 countries. The disease can spread before symptoms start to show. Also, the base of this virus started in one of Chinas most popular market/transport stations... its also Lunar New Year so everyones traveling and buying food.
      But you know, dont worry.

    • @kopi6850
      @kopi6850 4 года назад

      @@cassidyrose9834 that's right my friend don't worry
      It's not like you knowing all of this and panicking would help prevent this virus from spreading or finding a cure for the virus

  • @kiiwinsroblox3495
    @kiiwinsroblox3495 4 года назад +16

    Me in 2019: *haves bad felling about 2020
    Me in 2020: yes I knew it

  • @ayushchourey9237
    @ayushchourey9237 4 года назад +1246

    Hi.

    • @Tokkiix
      @Tokkiix 4 года назад +23

      Maybe because shes not a youtuber lol

    • @youhavenoprivacyandownnoth8289
      @youhavenoprivacyandownnoth8289 4 года назад +2

      sick burn.
      how will shilltubers ever recover?

    • @ayushchourey9237
      @ayushchourey9237 4 года назад

      @@Tokkiix lol😂

    • @ayushchourey9237
      @ayushchourey9237 4 года назад

      @@youhavenoprivacyandownnoth8289 😶

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 4 года назад +9

      Ayush Chourey ”HEY GUYS THEEE GUARDIAN HERE BACK WITH ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! SO FIRST OFF GUYS THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY-”

  • @pasta3166
    @pasta3166 4 года назад +2069

    Can the Chinese please stop eating literally everything now

    • @mastertrollmind
      @mastertrollmind 4 года назад +291

      Yeah man the Chinese are going to eat you now that there is nothing to eat Lol

    • @aboyfromearth
      @aboyfromearth 4 года назад +68

      Chinese eat raw things more

    • @Paddy-zn4oo
      @Paddy-zn4oo 4 года назад +17

      @@aboyfromearth why I like Chinese Girls

    • @FergusoTheMarvelous
      @FergusoTheMarvelous 4 года назад +45

      Pasta fricking that one chinese guy in school that eats the lab rat

    • @gala-ob5lt
      @gala-ob5lt 4 года назад +65

      @Rogue_Justice Yeah. They literally made bat soup.

  • @caspothy5199
    @caspothy5199 4 года назад +730

    Coronavirus: *Spreads*
    Coronavirus Memes: *Spreads more than the disease*
    Coronavirus: Am I a joke to you?

  • @ArulAmudhanGuna
    @ArulAmudhanGuna 2 года назад +6

    It's been 2 years 😭😭

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 4 года назад +3061

    Are we all going to die

    • @marzuqahmed218
      @marzuqahmed218 4 года назад +295

      Somebody played too much plague inc.

    • @memeking6963
      @memeking6963 4 года назад +6

      Yeah lol

    • @solitudeguard5688
      @solitudeguard5688 4 года назад +142

      paul hoskin yes, but not from this. You’re still far more likely to be hit by a car on the way to your supermarket, or killed by someone using their phone whilst driving

    • @frankman2134
      @frankman2134 4 года назад +42

      Not from the virus

    • @gadzookshardy8158
      @gadzookshardy8158 4 года назад +11

      Duh of course silly

  • @HamzaAhmed-vc3dt
    @HamzaAhmed-vc3dt 4 года назад +2776

    Educational video on a virus:
    Everybody: This looks like great meme material

    • @gusfalk
      @gusfalk 4 года назад +5

      ?

    • @djkonto1743
      @djkonto1743 4 года назад +13

      Not Really

    • @松本達也-l6n
      @松本達也-l6n 4 года назад +28

      people that meme on other people dying and many more could die are the worse people that should be on jail

    • @djkonto1743
      @djkonto1743 4 года назад +20

      @@松本達也-l6n They Trying To Laugh With Nonesence To See The Bright Side . A Real Laugh Longes More

    • @gusfalk
      @gusfalk 4 года назад

      @Giov smokes dank • 38 years ago gtfo lmao

  • @BXarista
    @BXarista 4 года назад +621

    Last update: 2020/1/24 17:00
    • Death toll: 26, Confirmed cases: 887, Suspected cases: 1075

    • @grant8164
      @grant8164 4 года назад +165

      The player is getting to aggressive he should devolve fever so we can't maximize cure research

    • @kekistanirepublic2547
      @kekistanirepublic2547 4 года назад +62

      We need to evolve some heat resistance so we can get into Saudi Arbia and get on more airplanes.

    • @konoduwangda129
      @konoduwangda129 4 года назад +36

      Some cold resistance would be neat to access Russia

    • @totizsofi4771
      @totizsofi4771 4 года назад +1

      What its 16:00

    • @ayush4fknreal
      @ayush4fknreal 4 года назад +14

      Plague inc

  • @sadpiratesfan3727
    @sadpiratesfan3727 4 года назад +3

    Aw this is so cute to watch 4 months later 😊

  • @Poloskii
    @Poloskii 4 года назад +993

    Me: *shakes somebody's hand*
    Corona virus: If you haven't noticed you have fallen right into my trap

    • @irlbocchi
      @irlbocchi 4 года назад +39

      me, sees anyone coughing:
      suspicion 100

    • @jungwookim8279
      @jungwookim8279 4 года назад +1

      @Rick Carter you know that China isn't the whole asia right?

    • @joshuadardashti8675
      @joshuadardashti8675 4 года назад +2

      Andee Ree_YT • 4 years ago that was a joke if you havent noticed

    • @jungwookim8279
      @jungwookim8279 4 года назад +1

      @@joshuadardashti8675 thats kinda offensive for me since im asian, and im also scared too

    • @ItsAstie
      @ItsAstie 4 года назад

      @@jungwookim8279 damn bro nobody kinda cares everyone jokes about anything

  • @crowdedboss8399
    @crowdedboss8399 4 года назад +225

    Actually the youngest person infected now is a 9 month old baby

    • @MandyAliens
      @MandyAliens 4 года назад +29

      Omg that’s terrible where at?

    • @MH-pf4dw
      @MH-pf4dw 4 года назад +7

      @@MandyAliens Yup its is china now

    • @wholesome_masochist4113
      @wholesome_masochist4113 4 года назад +9

      Don't forget the US is infected now 2. At least 5 confirmed cases Arizona US.

    • @conked944
      @conked944 4 года назад +14

      Dragongamer1301 wow corona virus, spawn kill much??

    • @wesleyesq7306
      @wesleyesq7306 4 года назад +1

      Source?

  • @magicmirror099
    @magicmirror099 4 года назад +372

    The memes are funny, but this is pretty scary though. Pray for the people.

    • @scarlet3189
      @scarlet3189 4 года назад +18

      GodlyToast i live in china and we have to stay at home and do absolutely nothing for the next few weeks, when school starts we have to wear masks everyday. provinces have been quarantined- it’s tragic

    • @Revanbzn
      @Revanbzn 4 года назад +4

      There is a new hospital being build

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 года назад +4

      @@scarlet3189 gotta say masks are quite effective though coronavirus does spread from skin to skin but breathing is the main part

    • @HarcusCGTV
      @HarcusCGTV 4 года назад +3

      @@CellyWelly You would be wrong in saying that. Please stop with spreading misinformation. Masks are largely ineffective due to the size of the particles.

    • @CellyWelly
      @CellyWelly 4 года назад +2

      @@HarcusCGTV well i didnt research anything i just thought it was so thx for the information, there isnt much coronoavirus in my country so i don't really worry that much

  • @tristaneveritt6519
    @tristaneveritt6519 4 года назад +55

    Shout out to the Chinese who think they need to eat everything that moves

  • @isaacfogarty2505
    @isaacfogarty2505 4 года назад +1153

    Anti-Vax Mums: laughs in essential oils.

    • @rkrkrkrkrk111
      @rkrkrkrkrk111 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @Samuraiwavy
      @Samuraiwavy 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @0000clover
      @0000clover 4 года назад +39

      vaccines? oh hell no, let me just inject you with my essential oils jimmy 😂

    • @sme304
      @sme304 4 года назад +13

      😂omg I hate antivaxxers

    • @jmc9137
      @jmc9137 4 года назад +2

      I know it is a joke but there is no vaccine and l honestly l think if you live in America there is no reason to panic

  • @TrashComments
    @TrashComments 4 года назад +1511

    Everyone: 2020’s gonna start off gre-
    Natural disasters: hey there

    • @mollowgohnson7045
      @mollowgohnson7045 4 года назад +18

      That way of commenting is old and pathetic. Stop it.

    • @iamkestrel
      @iamkestrel 4 года назад +13

      @@mollowgohnson7045 no >:3

    • @s21fluqmanafiq33
      @s21fluqmanafiq33 4 года назад +6

      You should’ve started it with “Hello there” ya know

    • @magikturtle_7628
      @magikturtle_7628 4 года назад +2

      @@s21fluqmanafiq33 general Kenobi

    • @kys571
      @kys571 4 года назад

      @@mollowgohnson7045 no

  • @liammcgealy5072
    @liammcgealy5072 4 года назад +794

    1820 the Plague
    1920 Encephalitis lethargica another mystery sickness
    2020: I don’t like the patterns that are forming

    • @blvvdsawgekkt2599
      @blvvdsawgekkt2599 4 года назад +18

      i have ebo lalalala

    • @turtleextra4128
      @turtleextra4128 4 года назад +29

      I think 1820 would be Cholera not the plague which would have been 1320 and 1620

    • @q8gyj26s
      @q8gyj26s 4 года назад +8

      You literally made this up

    • @liammcgealy5072
      @liammcgealy5072 4 года назад

      Matt Grice it’s reel look it up

    • @tracey9927
      @tracey9927 4 года назад +2

      omfg I’m going to die.

  • @dkblack3461
    @dkblack3461 4 года назад +2

    I want all my news delivered from this woman. She's calm, informative and non-sensationalistic.

    • @public.public
      @public.public 4 года назад

      And in her bunker with 6 to 9 months of food supply, cleaned and scrubbed air, and full protective clothing.... just like you right?

    • @dkblack3461
      @dkblack3461 4 года назад

      I don't know what you mean.

  • @vortex365
    @vortex365 4 года назад +581

    2020: Iran-US tensions, Massive Australian Fires, Corona Virus Outbreak, and now Kobe died... :(

  • @greentea4617
    @greentea4617 4 года назад +687

    Me: *already has breathing problems*
    *chuckles*
    I'm in danger

  • @galaxyuniverse5769
    @galaxyuniverse5769 4 года назад +1935

    Doctors advice: Wear mask, wash hands often, don't intereact with a lot of people and stay home
    People who got infected: *L3tS tRaVel tHe w0rLd*

    • @lilacblue3331
      @lilacblue3331 4 года назад +35

      Well I guess it's instinctive for some people to do that because they want to save themselves and hope they aren't infected. But duh.

    • @peterwang8729
      @peterwang8729 4 года назад +19

      what r u talking about? how small of a person to disparage a race like this without a second thought. I feel sorry for u.

    • @yourbadmate1963
      @yourbadmate1963 4 года назад +18

      PłáyBøy so they can pass it on gets me so angry

    • @mushu6928
      @mushu6928 4 года назад +53

      i wish Chinas airlines closed down

    • @yvangermano2855
      @yvangermano2855 4 года назад +2

      i hope humanity won't end

  • @normalzero2275
    @normalzero2275 4 года назад +8

    1970: „In 2020 we will have flying cars!“
    2020:

  • @z4ynRx
    @z4ynRx 4 года назад +521

    Everyone gangsta until the exchange student coughs..

    • @UITYGER
      @UITYGER 4 года назад +1

      Mr400Bhp bruhhhhhh stop playing