Jon Richardson On Having Fun Arguments With His Wife | Old Man Live | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
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Taken from OLD MAN LIVE, Jon Richardson (8 out of 10 cats) rants about X-Factor, roast dinners and sandwiches.
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Well this was an awkward recommendation to get after they announced their divorce
Seeing his wife on task master all of this makes sense
I always thought Jon is the weird one, turns out it‘s a pot-lid situation and they are really made for one other
For real! I went 'Aaaahhhhhhhh it all makes sense now' when i watched the first episode with Lucy in it. She's great though, i think they're both very funny.
I literally came here because of Taskmaster. I'd only seen her a little bit on 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown. But it blew my mind when I saw her on Taskmaster.
Came to comments for this
You should watch The Richardsons, even better.
I've just realised that my wife of 30 years is John Richardson.
Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
Whereas I realized that I’m apparently him
So is my Mom of 35.
I am him too
Man he’s so much more comfortable in himself these days, seemingly since he’s been solid with his wife. So nice to see :)
You reckon this is him comfortable? Or this is him before he's comfortable d'you think?
@@therealsnowdownwell if you watch his past stuff when he (self admits) was a tough time in which he was depressed I’d say this is comfortable
Well this aged like milk since they just split up.
@@Ticktok_of_OzEven with that he still seems happier overall than he seemed ten years ago. Maybe it's having a kid?
This sketch epitomises the two different personalities in life. You either chat while watching TV or you really don't.
True, you either clean up the kitchen while you cook or you cook wrong.
This is the first time I've seen his standup after seeing him mostly just on 8 out of 10 cats clips.
He has *so* much more energy in his standup than he does in normal conversations. It's like he pops some Ritalin before a show or something.
Same thing with me, I didn't know he did standup,
I am surprised to see how rapid and fluid in his delivery of jokes,
absolutely amazing to watch,
"I don't watch television, I tidy up."
... Why does everything he say seem relatable to me?
That’s exactly me too. Good to know I have company😀
That’s exactly me too. Good to know I Have company 😀
I knew his face but did not know his work. Outstandingly, naturally funny guy 👍
He’s hilarious on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
that aged well
The dishwasher thing really hits me in the soul.
My kids were able to figure out how to load it pretty decently, but I don't think my ex still has any idea how.
Please. Anyone who can figure out how to get their wife to load the dishwasher properly, I beg you. Help.
@@xplayman Lol, your guess is as good as mine. My solution was to train the kids with an explanation of why I did things that way.
Putting forks facing down in the basket so the prongs drop through the holes and stop the squirty spinny thing rotating is a good one 😢
@@martinheath5947 The only thing that goes working end down is short knives, the rest go working end up, and long knives lay in the top drawer under the cups.
@@martinheath5947spatulas and other tall instruments can't go with the utensils because they block the top spinning thing. I'm about to lose my damned mind. "Now she comes down out of bed because she heard me scream, was it a spider? No it's the dishwasher. Sit right there, and get comfortable while we go through it all" nothing has ever rang more true
“Watch all the television shows. Your time starts now.”
the dishwasher bit is the most excruciatingly funny thing as someone with mild OCD
I suspect my ex has OCPD (for several reasons). I wasn't allowed near the dishwasher ;)
You can't have mild OCD, it's a serious disorder that is genuinely debilitating. Using terms like "mild" OCD can be harmful to people who have the disorder.
You definitely can, because people can have it wayyyyy worse than others @@probablyafrog3357
@@probablyafrog3357 the basic threshold for pathology is suffering. Same behaviour but not debilitating for me. So yeah until I suffer technically it's not a pathological state. And it's hard to assess pathologies especially with comorbidities and overlaps. It might have been asd masking. In the last few months it was more intense and crossed over into more actions or contexts, it was more unpredictable and harder to "justify", or kept under control (sorry idk if it's clear. Eg obsession with cleanliness was usually just in the kitchen when I cooked. Then cleaning pots got more important, they had to be spotless. Then I started mopping the whole house twice a week. It might be a dumb example but like it escalates into being obsessed about parts of eg cleanliness that I never cared about, so that now it's exaggerated and takes all my time away and it's exhausting for no reason). So it did get worse recently, but I always have had compulsions and obsessions, and it does trainwreck my daily life. I am trapped in cycles of executing a schema of tasks I don't really want to do, like it drives me nuts to repeat it but it's the only way to cope with the situation, or I'm aware that it's a waste of time but I freeze in my tracks and keep doing it automatically, out of fear, and I do it to manage the fear even if it has no meaning or use for me practically. That's parts of ocd, parts of adhd, parts of addiction, and who knows what. In my case I need to figure out what's the root one i guess. So either I got worse, or I underestimated how bad it was at the time of the og comment. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or say it's not serious for people, my bad. But I probably still am ocd, I need some tests done
@@BarackObamaJediGiven that your frame here is exclusively self-diagnosis, you should probably just not talk about conditions in the context of "these are things I notice about myself."
Pathology can't be adequately assessed or diagnosed by the patient, you will always necessarily modify your behavior within your framework of understanding. You can say you have obsessions or compulsions, but it's insufficient to have only obsessions or compulsions, many disorders carry these symptoms under a variety of different triggers.
If these are things you actually feel are problems in your life, seek professional help for a diagnosis and treatment plan.
Jon Richardson is the Highlander of comedy...because God help us if there's more than one of him😂
“I tend to tidy up as I go while I’m cooking.”
Finally!! I know I’m not alone!
6:50 One time on Cats does Cdown Jon gave the cooking tip of after chopping garlic use cold water to wash Ur hands. That way the smell doesn't get "cooked onto" Ur hands like it does with hot water. As he says "Write that down. That's fukin' gold!"
I think I win first comment for “well this aged well…”
Jon Richardson is so funny. I really hope I get to see him live sometime. That must be hilarous.
I waited 3 years due to COVID delays and it was worth it
jon would've made such a good 1950s mom.
His layered salads would have been EXCEPTIONAL.
... or fastidious butler character
Unironically the water tip changed my cleaning habits. Good on yer, Jon!
It's interesting to hear from the perspective of a neat person 😅
That's how I see it when my partner puts the tv on pause because I've said something! 😄 I'm glad it isn't just me.
love watching his wife Lucy on Taskmaster.
She is tiny with a sweet, soft voice… and scary
Also, hearing her accent really makes having to pause the show to find out what she said entirely understandable.
@@StevenBanks123Don't forget she has arms instead of legs.
@@valerielevasseur8674 haha well she can fold them really well!
Really? She's an idiot.
Oh dear
This is one reason why I live alone.
This should be part of premarital counseling... 😂
yes
On the light load😂
I too watch TV like there will be a quiz. After almost any entertainment if I’m walking out after and I can’t recall specific moments and jokes and basically be able to write a review my brain is like “So you wasted that time then and we aren’t getting it back.”
that dishwasher part spoke to me so much. i think i am not OCD but every time i watch Jon he just reconfirms i actually am and then i try to forget about it. I have never understood how people stuff things in a dishwasher.
Not often you take notes during comedy 😅
There's a huge "hill" on the watching graph that shows that like me, many other people rewound to hear the pan in the oven tip again.😂
Brilliant. So true for every day life 😂❤
The upturned bowl on an upturned plate is insane... But im actually even more paranoid with my dishwasher habits. I pre-rinse all my dishes before they go in the dishwasher so they go in looking clean already.
Oh, well, that's not good. Modern dishwasher detergents are formulated to work better when dishes aren't precleaned. Don't ask me how, that's just what they say. It was a hard habit to break, we've had a dishwasher since 1984 and back then they always said to rinse first.
This aged well
Put a teaspoon of baking soda in the warm water in the baking dish in the still warm oven.🎉
Jon is killing this
Realizing I have much in common with Jon is a hard-to-describe feeling.
It is really ironic how much a slob like myself is entertained by John. It's like i WANT to be like him but im just too lazy lol
Annnnnnnnnnd... divorced!
Lol my parents are the exact opposite my dad talks during shows all the time.
Always liked John. Meet the richardsons is great too
Still think his story of stalking a clown is great from wilty.
only some things are truly real in this world. Taxes,death and that Jon will never delete the carrot in the box clips, forever analysing them to scheme his way to end is incredible hunger for carrots
Not anymore…
Never heard of this fella before - but the work is effing solid.
Guess he won't be having those arguments anymore.
This is what happens if you over analyse. Jon needs to write a column for the Daily Express. They have regular articles about plumbers and others telling their readers such important things as you’re not using your thermostat correctly, you’re not using the hoover right etc etc
Sounds all to familiar. Well done for something original and funny.
4:10 I once saw Jeff Dunham live. He got the hiccups. That was the best.
He’s right. I keep having to explain this to my other half. TV is not a social activity!
but the ads are ok
Marriage is wonderful.
“Residual bean juice”
You missed the best part of that routine. The knife...
Oh my god the ending 👌🤌
I tried that thing with putting water on the baking tray to clean it, but it just lifted off all the non-stick coating. Obviously a cheap pan but still don’t want to fry that again!
His TV anecdote could not be more true for me. I literally have to tell her "I can't listen to both of you at the same time" EVERY time. She still waits til it's on before she thinks of something to tell me. Every time. Can't wait for an ad, either. That's when SHE pays attention to it.
As someone who always wash whatever i use while cooking right away or instantly after im done using it. I agree. You have pockets of free time while waiting on food to get ready to eat. Why not spend it cleaning ? Saves you time afterwards. I also always wash things up right away after im done. It is SO nice that everything always are ready for use.
I dont understand why people wait and gather things. Unless they have a washing machine clearly. Which is just waste of money compared to free for doing it instantly. It litterly only takes a few secounds cleaning something instantly. Plus it also cleans easier since it havent hardened (set iteself) yet. Plus the machine not always do it entirely clean.
Don't matter now you've separated 🤣🤣
My wife does the same exact thing, so now I watch all shows with captions on, and somehow I have learned how to read and listen and I've become quit good at retaining a good bit of both. But it's still so fkn annoying 😅
is it your house? do you earn more? are you worried she'll leave you for some other guy? if the answers to these questions are in your favour then change things as you see fit. If they aren't, then may God have mercy on your soul
Please see a therapist
@@gitman3486I genuinely pity everybody who may have had the displeasure of making your acquaintance.
@@stastez have fun being your wife's bich i guess?
@@gitman3486"In your house" bro thinks he's living in the dark ages. Get off youtube man, the horses need their morning hay and your son has tuberculosis!
The pausing TV thing is so me..I feel seen.
I'm watching this with my wife next to me fucking chatting about what she's looking at on temu. I've managed to absorb about 0.5% of it.
Lost count of the times ive paused the tv to answer the missus and its turned to s#it😀
I never tire of watching that routine. I wonder what that says about me. 😁
You shouldn’t wash grease away because it clogs up the sink. You should squeeze a few used tea bags, rub off the grease, then wash/swill after.
Upvoted because it's John.
I went to opposite way, I just figured out how to increase the storage and let her record everything she wanted, then explained with a graph and chart how much money we will pay in the future to keep expanding it. The side effect is now I can't find anything to watch because there is too much in the list. So I just got a streaming service and added my favorite shows to the profile, problem solved!
I don’t know what happiness was until I got married. Then it was too late!
Lol
Ew
Did you time travel from 2003? Spouse hating jokes are a thing of the past and for a good reason. Get therapy or a divorce, buckaroo!
My husband must really love his family, going by my dishwasher...
This is my life😂
Yes , amazing advice more comic Household tippytops tips please, it amazing, I love the cleaning advice its AMAZING, thanks oh yes, again, you're reached a magnificent understanding about the mysteries of the dishwasher and the House husbands role, I can imagine you doing a fantastic roast dinner, the tip about cleaning to pan the applause in the audience was wildly next level genuine joy , you've found the way to hit the tidy spot with your revealing your secret new tidy tips, more please, thanks, love and peace everyone ❤
"Fun arguments" hahahahahahah ....we all saw this coming Jon.....the only person that couldn't come and see it was you. =D
Need to do the thing with the baking tray
Jon should know better THAN TO LEAVE A KNIFE IN SOAPY WATER!
The more I watch him the more I sympathise with his wife and friends.
He has a point, though
Watch the latest season of Taskmaster and watch his wife, Lucy. You'll reconsider.
@@KodakYarr She's lucky she was pretty when they met
@@gitman3486 unnecessary, nasty thing to say. they’re both comics telling jokes and playing up characters, don’t make it so serious.
@@fleabag500 you took it seriously, it was just bants
I guess I know which Mrs my Mrs learned to load the dishwasher from
You cut at the best bit
Yes, the Sky* planner % 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Lol this aged poorly
And you can make a bit of soup with the water
And to think Rachel Riley went to one his shows and “went home and cleaned [her] apartment better”. Bro turned down Rachel Riley’s advance.
Here's an odd association: sometimes when he slows down, he almost sounds like Columbo.
Aged poorly
How’s this working out for you now?
Not going to lie, I will plan what and how I cook based upon how I know things will fit properly in the dishwasher.
I can't stand people talking while the TV is on, I'm like Jon, I like to study it so I can truly say I've watched it. Also my brain hurts if more than one person is talking at a time. I can't absorb either of them.
My husband keeps asking me why people do what they do when we're watching films and sometimes I wonder if we're even watching the same film. It's very distracting. i can't possibly focus on two things at the same time. And the dishwasher, I'm not good at organized cleaning, or house chores in general, but the dishwasher is my domain. My husband seems to think that you fill a dishwasher in the same way as you put laundry in a washing machine.
I see he and I attract the same sort of woman, ones who use everything in the kitchen to cut an orange in half and also enjoys talking to you when your focused on something else. 🤔
its not you , its her. i saw her in taskmaster and i understand the pain
Comedy routines that didn't age all that well. 😂
Here after watching Lucy on Taskmaster....
Lucy is his wife!?
Sameeee
I just say 'Okay' then walk off, drives them nuts!!!!
She talks to him while the TV is on.
Now try to talk while SHE'S watching telly.
Am I the only one who got this in my recommendations after watching Lucy on Taskmaster?
So good. Jon it's time to break the US! Pls start in NC @CarolinaTheater Durham
Proof opposites attract 😁
I always thought that their marriage jokes were an act. Turns out they were just venting.
Wow. Finally somebody naming these crimes I experience every day. I have decided that all she can do is making coffee. I do the rest. She has other qualities. Like gardening. I have no green fingers.
It is a shame though that it is me who has to free the terrace after she has gone her way.
Oops.
Litany of crimes lol my bil to my sister irl
this is me
After seeing his wife in numerous things, I can't work out if she really is that chaotic and thick or if it's all an act. But if she really is like she appears, I feel sorry for Jon.
I love Jon, he's not changed since being married in terms of being a neat freak. He was just as obsessed with cleanliness and tidiness before he met Lucy.
He is so write though, I have to tidy up as I go along when cooking. Can't stand it when the sides are piling up with things whilst cooking or baking.
He has marriage down to a 'T'
I wonder what comedic material they had before they became a couple.
Jons routine was exactly the same, except replace wife with roommate (Lucy with Russel)