Why We Can't Piss - Jon Richardson | Old Man Live | Universal Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 105

  • @CrippleX89
    @CrippleX89 Год назад +32

    "Like a mark of Zorro is he was called Ian"
    One to remember!

  • @alantreemedia1180
    @alantreemedia1180 2 года назад +211

    I've never herd someone, describe pissing so accurately and hilariously.

    • @coinquadro4343
      @coinquadro4343 Год назад

      Amber heard

    • @echognomecal6742
      @echognomecal6742 11 месяцев назад +1

      The inclusion of the word "accurately" in your comment is hilariously ironic.

    • @DaveSlaz
      @DaveSlaz 9 месяцев назад +1

      Sheep ?

  • @felix_christopher
    @felix_christopher 2 года назад +58

    „...you haven't prepared anything...” feels weirdly accurate for meeting a mate lately, as most of my social interactions consist of Zoom conferences.

  • @ShaktiShetty
    @ShaktiShetty 2 года назад +41

    Jon Richardson is such a good energy.

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 2 года назад +245

    Mark of Zoro if he was called Ian 🤣💀

    • @vveston7
      @vveston7 2 года назад +8

      I don't know how but I will find a way to use this phrase in conversation 😂

    • @GerardKean
      @GerardKean 2 года назад +1

      That's my new favourite phase

    • @jackasswarvetrian
      @jackasswarvetrian 2 года назад +2

      I am chucking that one in the old iPhone notes until the time comes to slap someone in the face with that chunk of comedic gold.

    • @mrshinebox1803
      @mrshinebox1803 2 года назад +2

      @@vveston7 I too have made this vow.

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone Год назад

      We heard

  • @smalls9852
    @smalls9852 2 года назад +25

    Rofl he is definitely one of my favorite comedians.

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 2 года назад +17

    I have to hang my toilet rolls from the ceiling.

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 Год назад +5

      You're turning an accident into a challenge !

  • @snoodydoody2685
    @snoodydoody2685 2 года назад +5

    "Like the Mark of Zorro... If his name was Ian." lol

  • @rockstarJDP
    @rockstarJDP 2 года назад +11

    The slow starts are the worst, you go from undershooting to overshooting in half a second then panic and wind up all over the shop 😅

  • @EM-mk8jk
    @EM-mk8jk 2 года назад +7

    his accent is so intriguing and entertaining

  • @splatninja9447
    @splatninja9447 7 месяцев назад +1

    The baking tray tip he speaks about is exactly what he calls it; fucking gold. It changed my life 😂 in all seriousness l, it is a really good tip

  • @enthusedtosing9655
    @enthusedtosing9655 2 года назад +80

    Weirdly, a sink works better for male pissing rather than a toilet, ergonomically speaking. Not giving anyone ideas eh!

    • @Kyharra
      @Kyharra 2 года назад +7

      I dunno for tall people maybe my sinks are like mid stomach height

    • @SineN0mine3
      @SineN0mine3 2 года назад +8

      @@Kyharra I'm tall and splashback is a real issue. Wouldn't recommend it.

    • @joshroberts6721
      @joshroberts6721 2 года назад +5

      And that's why we have urinals

    • @probablydead2134
      @probablydead2134 2 года назад +6

      @@joshroberts6721 who has urinals in their house

  • @jameserasmus2635
    @jameserasmus2635 2 года назад +21

    Watching this while sitting on a public toilet trying not to laugh too loudly because theres a person in the next stall over and I dont want them to think I'm strange

  • @druidswillow1052
    @druidswillow1052 9 месяцев назад

    Brilliant! Love Jon, Great Routine✌️👍🤭

  • @cjcalogero69
    @cjcalogero69 2 года назад +1

    "Like the mark of Zorro if he ws called Ian" LOL

  • @erry9895
    @erry9895 2 года назад +26

    Just sit down, it's way easier, and you get to have a little rest

  • @mirnafairy
    @mirnafairy 2 года назад +25

    So happy to be Swedish sometimes, we mostly keep to ourselves with none of that chatty business. 😁 If I saw someone out like that I'd wave and then shrink back into the darkness and they'd probably do the exact same thing. 👍

    • @xenon8117
      @xenon8117 10 месяцев назад +2

      I want to move to Sweden, I love what I hear about how people act in public for one.

    • @mirnafairy
      @mirnafairy 10 месяцев назад

      @@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).

    • @mirnafairy
      @mirnafairy 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 3 месяца назад

    7:49 really have to wonder how Jon and I were somehow separated at birth

  • @monomakes
    @monomakes Год назад

    Magic!

  • @RazyelKayneReviews
    @RazyelKayneReviews 9 месяцев назад

    That zoro line made me laugh so hard.

  • @robert-andreiionita2827
    @robert-andreiionita2827 2 года назад +1

    I thought Tom Cruise is in the audience for a second there. @ 9:43

  • @vengeancee8633
    @vengeancee8633 2 года назад +12

    🎉 2nd here .. absolutely legend .. sprinkle it ooh a moth😅

  • @riffraff1015
    @riffraff1015 2 года назад +3

    Yeah,is that right Think you're good do ya?Well there ya go cause I've just share in you're kettle.

  • @ReadTheShrill
    @ReadTheShrill 2 года назад +7

    Wait... Barber ponchos in the UK have a window in them??? I'm from the US and I've never seen that here.

    • @valentineli305
      @valentineli305 2 года назад

      Same thing in China. Never could figure out its function. As I use my phone above the gown.

  • @echognomecal6742
    @echognomecal6742 11 месяцев назад +2

    Personality-wise (as well as height), I've more in common with him than I like to admit. However, in my head, I'm screaming, "WHOSE fault is it then?! Clean up after yourself, you obsessive compulsive neat-nick adult!!!"

  • @LinkTheFusky
    @LinkTheFusky 2 года назад +20

    Women think it’s as easy as using a hose but hoses typically don’t have skin

  • @titanuranus3095
    @titanuranus3095 2 года назад +2

    1:08 Did he say "Moth" or "Muff"?

    • @tsundoku5733
      @tsundoku5733 2 года назад

      I understood "muff" and I'm not a native speaker. ("Moth" would be the more recognisable word for non-native speakers.)

    • @IndellableHatesHandles
      @IndellableHatesHandles Год назад +1

      Definitely moth

  • @driveincanada9713
    @driveincanada9713 2 года назад +4

    🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹

  • @LinasR
    @LinasR 2 года назад +9

    That device is not designed to be used while standing. Use a sink or the one especially made for those who can't sit.

    • @jbird3214
      @jbird3214 2 года назад +6

      The sink........

    • @LinasR
      @LinasR 2 года назад +2

      @@jbird3214 after business can rinse your "device" and wash hands. Sink is made from the same material and if it smells it sends a sign about missed cleaning so that even improves overall cleanliness

  • @SwordInTheStorm
    @SwordInTheStorm 2 года назад +1

    8 out of 10 cats hasnt been the same since Jon and Sean left I dont Like cats does countdown.

    • @ashmohd8825
      @ashmohd8825 2 года назад

      Sean passed away from cancer fyi

  • @intheshell35ify
    @intheshell35ify 8 месяцев назад +2

    I have yet to understand why guys are so against a sit down pee. Are you afraid it will mean you're trans? What is manly about peeing on everything? Sit down, relax, wipe the tip and be on with your day. 😊

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 8 месяцев назад

      Because biologically the male plumbing quite simply will not work sitting down.
      You could just as well wonder why you are not taking a dump upside down.

    • @markachternaam5207
      @markachternaam5207 8 месяцев назад

      @@sandoumir4348What a ridiculous thing to say. Of course we can pee when sitting down, and unless there is a urinal available we should all sit down to pee instead of making a mess.

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@markachternaam5207 i guess you mean: technically, biologically and mechanically accurate when you accidentally spelled it: ridiculous. Human males when crouched (or sat down) close off their internal plumbing, which means you have to strain to vacate. A very common cause for urethral, sphincter and bladder related medical complications. And in regards to 'making a mess', when sat down, you create a waterlock which gets released when standing back up causing a lot more spillage which you now deposited on the toilet seat instead of on the bowl. And whichever you manage to hold in eventualy finds it's way in your underpants. No, you are not being very clean if you think sitting down is a good idea.

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 2 года назад

    Chuffing heck

  • @oscar6487
    @oscar6487 2 года назад

    That's why he can't remember

  • @laestrella9727
    @laestrella9727 2 года назад +9

    I mean.. just sit down to wee.. just because you have a longer urethra doesn't mean you're supposed to be standing up when you wee. As he points out, you don't seem to have a great amount of control so why not just wee how women do?

    • @gdj6298
      @gdj6298 Год назад +2

      Yep. I mean, you're in there, you might as well have a bit of a read.

    • @JLF201
      @JLF201 Год назад +3

      Reserve the standing and aiming for the outdoors. When inside, be civilized and sit.

    • @Pikestnt
      @Pikestnt 9 месяцев назад

      Its what I do - Take my fishing magazines in with me and have a little read. #me_time

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 8 месяцев назад

      A male sitting down would create an internal waterlock creating more problems than it solves.
      Male biology simply does not allow for it.

  • @williambain6005
    @williambain6005 2 года назад +11

    I sometimes wonder if John is really as OCD as he portrays.

    • @saoirsevicteoiria2759
      @saoirsevicteoiria2759 2 года назад

      He's been diagnosed with OCPD (similar but not the same).

    • @alfa_kenny_body
      @alfa_kenny_body 2 года назад +7

      He does. On his channel he's got a whole series about it, he describes how much it made him suffer and all

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 2 года назад +2

      He’s precisely .84 percent as OCD as he comes across.

  • @alisonsneed3707
    @alisonsneed3707 Год назад +2

    Men need more proximity! Why can’t you people sit down to do it as well?

  • @waynesearle7095
    @waynesearle7095 2 года назад

    It's why we have sinks

  • @thomasdaniels
    @thomasdaniels 2 года назад +5

    He must be circumcised. He didn't mention foreskin management as a stage in the peeing. Then again maybe that's why his stream shoots off at a tangent. If you don't manage the foreskin it'll come out at a random angle every time.

  • @jmos96
    @jmos96 2 года назад +1

    Not funny without Lucy.

    • @troystaunton254
      @troystaunton254 2 года назад +7

      Ok, then stop watching. It’s so much easier than whining.

    • @jmos96
      @jmos96 2 года назад

      @@troystaunton254 , your comments are far outside of your station in life and and your reach has far exceeded your grasp. So Troy, do the right thing….

  • @justamanchimp
    @justamanchimp 2 года назад +4

    He needs to step up his game, kinda whack

    • @bigboyboris7164
      @bigboyboris7164 2 года назад +5

      you tell him john

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 2 года назад +8

      Kinda whack huh? They give you the window gown too?

    • @Paglavc1
      @Paglavc1 2 года назад +5

      The comedy is subjective. I personally find him hilarious. But then again his comedy does require a certain level of IQ.

    • @justamanchimp
      @justamanchimp 2 года назад

      @@Paglavc1 I mean I wouldn't say this is high IQ comedy at all, it's the weakest I've seen bouncing around on RUclips

    • @acptelford1307
      @acptelford1307 2 года назад +1

      Whack?

  • @kiwimike31
    @kiwimike31 2 года назад +5

    Not the best comic.

    • @joiedevivre5119
      @joiedevivre5119 2 года назад +5

      Am researching for a mug concept, also curious: was it a close thing, and who is the best? ty.

    • @danmar007
      @danmar007 2 года назад +1

      Jon is often cringeworthy.

    • @carpnstuff
      @carpnstuff 2 года назад +15

      The "best" of anything is always going to be subjective but hardly the most constructive of comments, in fairness.

    • @VampiresAreRealGuys
      @VampiresAreRealGuys 2 года назад +2

      @@danmar007 im sure you are too.

    • @kiwimike31
      @kiwimike31 2 года назад +2

      He is not the worst either. It a true comment .Odd

  • @pirateboyfearless
    @pirateboyfearless 2 года назад

    When does the funny start?

  • @SaarLeestMee
    @SaarLeestMee 5 месяцев назад

    😂