Watching this while sitting on a public toilet trying not to laugh too loudly because theres a person in the next stall over and I dont want them to think I'm strange
So happy to be Swedish sometimes, we mostly keep to ourselves with none of that chatty business. 😁 If I saw someone out like that I'd wave and then shrink back into the darkness and they'd probably do the exact same thing. 👍
@@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).
@@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).
Personality-wise (as well as height), I've more in common with him than I like to admit. However, in my head, I'm screaming, "WHOSE fault is it then?! Clean up after yourself, you obsessive compulsive neat-nick adult!!!"
@@jbird3214 after business can rinse your "device" and wash hands. Sink is made from the same material and if it smells it sends a sign about missed cleaning so that even improves overall cleanliness
I have yet to understand why guys are so against a sit down pee. Are you afraid it will mean you're trans? What is manly about peeing on everything? Sit down, relax, wipe the tip and be on with your day. 😊
Because biologically the male plumbing quite simply will not work sitting down. You could just as well wonder why you are not taking a dump upside down.
@@sandoumir4348What a ridiculous thing to say. Of course we can pee when sitting down, and unless there is a urinal available we should all sit down to pee instead of making a mess.
@@markachternaam5207 i guess you mean: technically, biologically and mechanically accurate when you accidentally spelled it: ridiculous. Human males when crouched (or sat down) close off their internal plumbing, which means you have to strain to vacate. A very common cause for urethral, sphincter and bladder related medical complications. And in regards to 'making a mess', when sat down, you create a waterlock which gets released when standing back up causing a lot more spillage which you now deposited on the toilet seat instead of on the bowl. And whichever you manage to hold in eventualy finds it's way in your underpants. No, you are not being very clean if you think sitting down is a good idea.
I mean.. just sit down to wee.. just because you have a longer urethra doesn't mean you're supposed to be standing up when you wee. As he points out, you don't seem to have a great amount of control so why not just wee how women do?
He must be circumcised. He didn't mention foreskin management as a stage in the peeing. Then again maybe that's why his stream shoots off at a tangent. If you don't manage the foreskin it'll come out at a random angle every time.
@@Giveme1goodreason , your comments are far outside of your station in life and and your reach has far exceeded your grasp. So Troy, do the right thing….
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I've never herd someone, describe pissing so accurately and hilariously.
Amber heard
The inclusion of the word "accurately" in your comment is hilariously ironic.
Sheep ?
"Like a mark of Zorro is he was called Ian"
One to remember!
Mark of Zoro if he was called Ian 🤣💀
I don't know how but I will find a way to use this phrase in conversation 😂
That's my new favourite phase
I am chucking that one in the old iPhone notes until the time comes to slap someone in the face with that chunk of comedic gold.
@@vveston7 I too have made this vow.
We heard
„...you haven't prepared anything...” feels weirdly accurate for meeting a mate lately, as most of my social interactions consist of Zoom conferences.
Jon Richardson is such a good energy.
I have to hang my toilet rolls from the ceiling.
You're turning an accident into a challenge !
"Like the Mark of Zorro... If his name was Ian." lol
Rofl he is definitely one of my favorite comedians.
his accent is so intriguing and entertaining
The baking tray tip he speaks about is exactly what he calls it; fucking gold. It changed my life 😂 in all seriousness l, it is a really good tip
The slow starts are the worst, you go from undershooting to overshooting in half a second then panic and wind up all over the shop 😅
Weirdly, a sink works better for male pissing rather than a toilet, ergonomically speaking. Not giving anyone ideas eh!
I dunno for tall people maybe my sinks are like mid stomach height
@@Kyharra I'm tall and splashback is a real issue. Wouldn't recommend it.
And that's why we have urinals
@@joshroberts6721 who has urinals in their house
Just sit down, it's way easier, and you get to have a little rest
...in the restroom!
"Like the mark of Zorro if he ws called Ian" LOL
Brilliant! Love Jon, Great Routine✌️👍🤭
Watching this while sitting on a public toilet trying not to laugh too loudly because theres a person in the next stall over and I dont want them to think I'm strange
7:49 really have to wonder how Jon and I were somehow separated at birth
So happy to be Swedish sometimes, we mostly keep to ourselves with none of that chatty business. 😁 If I saw someone out like that I'd wave and then shrink back into the darkness and they'd probably do the exact same thing. 👍
I want to move to Sweden, I love what I hear about how people act in public for one.
@@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).
@@xenon8117 It's mostly about where you live, but generally people are much the same even in bigger cities (but perhaps not where there are a lot of foreigners, they bring their warmth and chattiness 😅😁).
I thought Tom Cruise is in the audience for a second there. @ 9:43
That zoro line made me laugh so hard.
Magic!
1:08 Did he say "Moth" or "Muff"?
I understood "muff" and I'm not a native speaker. ("Moth" would be the more recognisable word for non-native speakers.)
Definitely moth
Women think it’s as easy as using a hose but hoses typically don’t have skin
Yeah,is that right Think you're good do ya?Well there ya go cause I've just share in you're kettle.
I mean shat.
Wait... Barber ponchos in the UK have a window in them??? I'm from the US and I've never seen that here.
Same thing in China. Never could figure out its function. As I use my phone above the gown.
Personality-wise (as well as height), I've more in common with him than I like to admit. However, in my head, I'm screaming, "WHOSE fault is it then?! Clean up after yourself, you obsessive compulsive neat-nick adult!!!"
🎉 2nd here .. absolutely legend .. sprinkle it ooh a moth😅
That device is not designed to be used while standing. Use a sink or the one especially made for those who can't sit.
The sink........
@@jbird3214 after business can rinse your "device" and wash hands. Sink is made from the same material and if it smells it sends a sign about missed cleaning so that even improves overall cleanliness
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8 out of 10 cats hasnt been the same since Jon and Sean left I dont Like cats does countdown.
Sean passed away from cancer fyi
I have yet to understand why guys are so against a sit down pee. Are you afraid it will mean you're trans? What is manly about peeing on everything? Sit down, relax, wipe the tip and be on with your day. 😊
Because biologically the male plumbing quite simply will not work sitting down.
You could just as well wonder why you are not taking a dump upside down.
@@sandoumir4348What a ridiculous thing to say. Of course we can pee when sitting down, and unless there is a urinal available we should all sit down to pee instead of making a mess.
@@markachternaam5207 i guess you mean: technically, biologically and mechanically accurate when you accidentally spelled it: ridiculous. Human males when crouched (or sat down) close off their internal plumbing, which means you have to strain to vacate. A very common cause for urethral, sphincter and bladder related medical complications. And in regards to 'making a mess', when sat down, you create a waterlock which gets released when standing back up causing a lot more spillage which you now deposited on the toilet seat instead of on the bowl. And whichever you manage to hold in eventualy finds it's way in your underpants. No, you are not being very clean if you think sitting down is a good idea.
Chuffing heck
I mean.. just sit down to wee.. just because you have a longer urethra doesn't mean you're supposed to be standing up when you wee. As he points out, you don't seem to have a great amount of control so why not just wee how women do?
Yep. I mean, you're in there, you might as well have a bit of a read.
Reserve the standing and aiming for the outdoors. When inside, be civilized and sit.
Its what I do - Take my fishing magazines in with me and have a little read. #me_time
A male sitting down would create an internal waterlock creating more problems than it solves.
Male biology simply does not allow for it.
That's why he can't remember
I sometimes wonder if John is really as OCD as he portrays.
He's been diagnosed with OCPD (similar but not the same).
He does. On his channel he's got a whole series about it, he describes how much it made him suffer and all
He’s precisely .84 percent as OCD as he comes across.
Men need more proximity! Why can’t you people sit down to do it as well?
He must be circumcised. He didn't mention foreskin management as a stage in the peeing. Then again maybe that's why his stream shoots off at a tangent. If you don't manage the foreskin it'll come out at a random angle every time.
It's why we have sinks
He needs to step up his game, kinda whack
you tell him john
Kinda whack huh? They give you the window gown too?
The comedy is subjective. I personally find him hilarious. But then again his comedy does require a certain level of IQ.
@@Paglavc1 I mean I wouldn't say this is high IQ comedy at all, it's the weakest I've seen bouncing around on RUclips
Whack?
Not funny without Lucy.
Ok, then stop watching. It’s so much easier than whining.
@@Giveme1goodreason , your comments are far outside of your station in life and and your reach has far exceeded your grasp. So Troy, do the right thing….
Not the best comic.
Am researching for a mug concept, also curious: was it a close thing, and who is the best? ty.
Jon is often cringeworthy.
The "best" of anything is always going to be subjective but hardly the most constructive of comments, in fairness.
@@danmar007 im sure you are too.
He is not the worst either. It a true comment .Odd
When does the funny start?
When you find your sense of humour.
Heckling doesn't work great on youtube, mate
@@billhawkins192 😂😂😂great comeback, mate, well done.
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