This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
With long legs, the error margins become larger. His range of motion is twice that of Messi so he has to focus twice as hard to get a perfect kick. He's also shitfaced which doesn't help other than when playing darts.
Bro was drunk, retired, and in his 40s and he almost stuck that volley top corner
This was in 2016, he was around 35 then when he did SoccerAM.
@@HorizonXD he was still wasted as fuck
He looks like a "bro" to you?
It's one term I don't think even woke has patented yet so well done for keeping your own conditioned labeling so isolated..
@@williamshakespeare9815Big bro
Drunk, retired, old, wearing jeans and he still almost scored that
The fact that he is drunk and-wearing jeans is impossible
Bro thought he could copy 2 comments and get away with it
@@Deh14uwhat
he copied 2 comments@@POPcat1550
@@Deh14uWho cares man
Dicelo a Romario hahaha no hay excusas @@woogs9726
the fact that he was drunk…
Oh yo was he😂
And wearing jeans.
@@HundredSlot and wearing wrong shoes
But his spirit Is the same lol@@wahyuaditya1467
And retired
It’s a crime you don’t have the goal against Manchester City on there, that was a golden volley!
YEEEEE
Truly one of the *biggest* players of all time
What about jhan Koller AND Nicola zigic?
He’s wearing plimsolls having a good time on soccer am though 😂
respect
Football
@@ZaxsonGladi soccer am is the name of the event
And he was drunk
he still can do with jeans true legends
And drunk
Bro 6'7 ain't a joke
He looks goofy af
Sang raksasa dan monster gol dijaman pucuknya bersama Inggris,, Crouch legend dan anda tak boleh melupakannya
Crouch is an absolute England Heroooooooooo
Damn crouch was so good he even won an NBA MVP award
Bro is the real stickman💀
He was drunk and he did it better than I could ever
Look at Evani's cross and Van Basten 's goal on Albertini' s retirement match. Both past their 40th birthday, both unbelievable.
Missed his best ever goal against man city 💀
Yeah I thought that
Crouch was absolutely class back in the day. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
He is the volley man 💫💥
Crouchy was so good for his height and how skinny he was was never outside the prem
He became Peter Chair
Bro is the definition of what if a basketball player played football
he would have been one hell of a goalkeeper
He reminds me to Jetfire form TF2, he was not able to be the same autobot from those years but he still wanted to fight
Tbf the second volley was clean af
Peter crouch at 40:
Zlatan at 41:🦁
he was drunk 😂😂
😂 to much partying that is, crouches a legend
Peter couch is undereted
Legend 🔥🔥🔥
Are we not going to talk about how he did the bicycle was amazing but he kicked the ball so high it almost went out of the wall
بيتر اسطوره❤
Uma lenda
He was not great at anything but turned up when he was needed most...
Second attempt was pretty good
In the first video, Dirk Nowitzki
The England goat
To be fair to him he was lagging out of his skull, wearing jeans with the added issue of being the same height as a baby giraffe
El Dios de los centreros 😂
That goal against man city>>>
All in good fun. Lanky as fck tho. Like watching a basketballer play football.
Basketballer with lanky no balance. He's good
He is one of the tallest striker I have ever seen
Bro shapeshifted into Dirk Nowitzki
Peter crouch el jugador favorito de los letreros en fc mobile
He was drunk, retired and wearing jeans at the time so I would be surprised if he got the ball in
In the first clip he was playing soccer, in the second he was playing football
He's tall that's why
Bro didn’t show the iconic volley💀
My idol
Volley king
Petr crouch😂😂😂😂😂
Drunk, wearing jeans, and regular shoes
Bro skipped leg day
Drunk, in jeans, retired, not warmed up, no match tempo...cut him some slack...
Last goal look like rashford vs arsenal
Slenderman playing Football lol
im tall af so when i grow up i wanna be like peter crouch 😎
Wearing skinny jeans and shoes that only a doorman would love. He was still sauced too.
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This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
😔😔
idk about now but when i was a kid back in 2004,people called peter crouch as the worst player in the history of football
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6'8 monster 😂
If your tall it's better to use sweep shots and headers
Not for Crouch🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mate he’s retired for a reason
He was drunk
@@DonPollo5and wearing jeans
@@DonPollo5how do u know that
He is missing them all cuz it says "soccer" onthe wall
I live nearby Peter crouch
@@Livvyluvssanriox wtf how do you even do that
Thats just cap🧢
😮😮😮😮😮
He is dirk nowitzsky
Then peter crouch
Yo I have 2017 match attacks Peter crouch
With long legs, the error margins become larger. His range of motion is twice that of Messi so he has to focus twice as hard to get a perfect kick. He's also shitfaced which doesn't help other than when playing darts.
He,s wearing square shoes
Пов: крауч с ростом 2м 01 см и игроки метр 1м65 или 1м 70 тот самый питер: нифига себе гномики
That's Dirk Nowitzki
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Well I mean he is in his mid 30’s here, retired, drunk and in jeans here so unfair comparison 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lengthy
Is that Jim Carey?😂
bruh went i saw a nother video i saw peter doing the voley then he scored all though his retired
Title wrong
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Where’s the volley when he scored a legendary volley against man city
Tune I'd please?
Bro his legs are very long
Bueno, nunca le ayudo mucho a Inglaterra en sus partidos
whaou
Volley vs man city??
😂😂😂❤
Out of all those goals you didn't put his best one in?????????
The First Clip Where He Was Missing Was Not Peter Crouch It Was Basketballer Dirk.
@soehartod thats not Dirk Kuyt my guy 😂
No it’s Peter Crouch, the full clip is on RUclips. Just type Peter Crouch Soccer AM
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He is a old and the age
Tallest striker in history crounch taller than haaland
ЭТО ЖЕНЯ МОТОР ИЗ ДИНАМО
아..세월아
Ist's skam
The orange Person was Dirk Nowitzki.
The Legend Player in Liverpool FC ▶️ Stoke city, It's good ...This now he's Joke 🤣🤣🤣
Name the of music
Ay si va la vida
Ainsi va la vida
Ainsi va la vida
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whys man 2x taller than lebron james
Somehow he is 2 inches shorter which still shocks me. He looks massive in football but he’d be average in the nba.
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