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  • Patrice O'Neal
    From The Black Phillip Show
    2/9/08

Комментарии • 650

  • @nashman6892
    @nashman6892 10 лет назад +94

    "i know a girl who hasn't had sex in 4 years", "the bitch in a coma?!" lmao

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 10 лет назад +1179

    Patrice claimed that men were superior and in order to prove his point, challenged the women to name positive traits that they had over men. They then responded by listing the ridiculously overpriced clothing items that they owned...case and point.

    • @SUPREMELEGEND
      @SUPREMELEGEND 10 лет назад +229

      not only that, but she bragged how those clothing items were bought by her cop sugar daddy. ROFL.

    • @smartchip
      @smartchip 6 лет назад +34

      Man O'Neal yeah, a man would be like, " it costs retail $1,000, I got it for 600, brand new and went in, knowing the price, purchased it, then carried on with the rest of the day " now thats BETTER,

    • @JohnSmith-ty6df
      @JohnSmith-ty6df 5 лет назад +14

      they're better at shopping because they threw the most money away

    • @SniperTurky
      @SniperTurky 4 года назад +34

      Then she has the nerve to brag about her cop bf buying her clothes for her.🤦‍♂️
      You can't make this shit up.
      "...Goofy bitches... Priceless..." 😂

    • @stevenpierce7851
      @stevenpierce7851 4 года назад

      Cop sugar daddy is redundant

  • @ryancannon5921
    @ryancannon5921 7 лет назад +842

    9 Years later and a dead man's routine I've heard a thousand times, is STILL funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 лет назад +15

      what are you talking about? this material IS Amy Schumer, where do you think she got her material??hahahahahah
      But I agree that she managed to make good jokes that she stole sound like shit.

    • @belfastboy16
      @belfastboy16 6 лет назад +26

      fuck amy schumar

    • @wizzk6389
      @wizzk6389 5 лет назад +3

      Nick DipaoloFan No, just no. Amy shitbag dilutes routines and morphs it into her own pile of shit to avoid getting caught thinking it will still have some value from the original but by the time it filters through her disgusting mouth and gets filtered through that thick head it is no longer funny.

    • @monketstyling
      @monketstyling 5 лет назад +7

      why would you even know/listen to Amy Shumer?

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад

      Thaaaaank yooouuu!!!

  • @kiragumanyara
    @kiragumanyara 10 лет назад +154

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker!"
    Gold

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 лет назад +1

      kiragumanyara but he's wrong

    • @NYGiantsFtw1
      @NYGiantsFtw1 9 лет назад +5

      grrmonkey The majority.

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 лет назад +4

      what do you mean by majority? insects are the largest population of animals and most of, if not all, are dominated by their female counterparts

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 лет назад

      Aziz Mohamed

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 лет назад +2

      Aziz Mohamed why are you using the broadest terms possible? weakest, i'd like to see you stomp a room full of yellowjackets or kissing bugs.

  • @mja12685
    @mja12685 5 лет назад +166

    These women are arguing from a position of ego. Patrice is arguing a position of principle.

  • @EM-du6ch
    @EM-du6ch 7 лет назад +515

    I wish patrice's soul would posses me

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 лет назад +35

      E M haha, just let his words of wisdom that live on through the Internet "possess" you.😀

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 года назад +13

      E M you’d have a Stinkmeaner situation

    • @pezcontainer
      @pezcontainer 4 года назад +11

      @@jcnot9712 READ NIGGA READ

    • @KarateWrestler205
      @KarateWrestler205 4 года назад +8

      E M fuck yeah even him roasting you in the mirror as you would be awesome

    • @demboyz808
      @demboyz808 4 года назад +7

      Patrice O'Neil is my spirit animal.

  • @collegerebel
    @collegerebel 5 лет назад +98

    Hit the nail on the head. Women will argue some women can't get the men they want. Fine, but you can still get a guy, just because you're a woman. As men, we have to work to get the women we want, and we even have to work to get the women we don't want.

  • @Ioganstone
    @Ioganstone 10 лет назад +469

    Chris Rock: Women date up financially, Men date up sexually.
    And making money is a bit harder than just looking good.

    • @faterock9876543
      @faterock9876543 10 лет назад +58

      It's infinitely harder, being good looking takes no effort for attractive people (putting on makeup should not considered work, it's a luxury)

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 лет назад +54

      Why Men Pay The Bigger Price Of Admission... Then Bitch About it.
      Hi. I'm Professor Cos. A man will become somebody in order to qualify for a woman who demands him to be somebody in order to be with her, while he just needs her to look good, have sex with him, and cater to his ego. Then without realizing how stupid he is, he will be expected to be monogamous to this woman who now no longer needs to look good, have sex with him, or cater to his ego, now that he's locked in a contract. So he becomes a slave who must continue to be the man that he his, while tolerating whatever type of treatment he gets, and complying with whatever demands are made.
      That same man will bitch about being nagged and treated like an ATM even though he volunteered for the position by being a brain dead, dick thinking simpleton that bases his masculinity on female approval and fulfilling his societal obligation.
      Because a man hardly uses his brain when it comes to dealing with women, he doesn't realize that his dick and his ego are preventing him from realizing that he's just a 2 legged mule that has been deluded into thinking he's a hero or a "family man" for being a 2 legged mule. His desperate need for being looked at as a man that women admire, and as a man that is strong and capable, will weaken his spine and drain him of his dignity. A man sees getting a woman as an accomplishment, while the ego boost he gets will prevent him from seeing that he had to do all the work to get this woman. He doesn't respect himself enough to see that all he's doing is earning the privilege of being with someone who expects to benefit from being with him, while demanding him to live by her rules and be financially responsible for her after they breakup.
      That same man will bitch about his woman being unreasonable and irrational even though he was stupid enough to not realize that living by the "happy wife, happy life" code, and "picking his battles" meant that he was with a woman who was emotionally retarded.
      While it's part of human nature for men to be attracted to fertility and to think with their dicks, and for women to be attracted to power and strength, men don't hold themselves to any standards as far as self respect. Actually, a man will create his standards based on what a woman considers attractive. So he will earn money and create a lifestyle that attracts women, only to have it co opted by women. He will put so much value in the outcome of his efforts, and zero regard for the fact that he is paying the price of admission. See, even if a woman has her own money, she still expects a guy to either have more money than her, or at least jump through some hoops. Unlike a man, a woman is hardly satisfied with a person who is good looking, has sex with her, and caters her ego. Keep in mind that I'm talking about general gender prerequisites here, not specific details.
      Being good looking, having sex with someone, and catering to them, are not skills that you have to spend years developing, they are just things that you're born with and things than you can simply do. So when a man spends the first half of his life creating himself to be with someone who just had to be born good looking enough to be with him, It's almost impossible for me to feel sorry for him when I see the knucklehead spending the second half of his life being destroyed by the person he saw himself as a lucky candidate for. The poor guy was so eager to do whatever it is he heard women say they were turned on by.
      That same man will bitch about why women wouldn't talk to him when he was an average joe, but he will give those same women power over him by allowing them to treat their pussy as a prize that's more valuable than his prize, which is the man he developed himself into and the things he accomplished.
      See, I don't have a beef with women who are gold diggers, and I don't have a beef with men who just want women for their looks. I actually think those two things compliment each other...
      Not only do I think gold digging is somewhat cute, it makes us men look more powerful than we deserve to look. Besides, when I'm old, I'm gonna need women to be hypergamous and gold diggers. It's a power that we have that women don't. I have a beef with women who don't educate themselves about the biological nature of men, while having no self awareness, while bitching about the same thing they're counting on men to be. And I have a much bigger beef with men who allow themselves to be manipulated and ruled by pussy without paying attention to the impact that it has on their dignity, then bitch about the same women who they were trying to impress.
      When a man works on his quality of life to qualify for a woman, he fails to see her lack of consideration because he's too busy considering his dick. So when he starts bitching about his bitch, he doesn't consider the fact that he allowed himself to be conformed to the mindset of the inconsiderate bitch that he's bitching about.

    • @leeroycastillo2912
      @leeroycastillo2912 6 лет назад +1

      Coscointernational 😎💯%FACTS. My brotha from anotha motha. 🤑

    • @justherefortheviolence
      @justherefortheviolence 5 лет назад +2

      Damn

    • @westboundNinja1
      @westboundNinja1 5 лет назад +2

      "A bit"

  • @awwyeah2336
    @awwyeah2336 8 лет назад +347

    theres no way Schumer didnt know she was doing Patrice's jokes.

    • @wesleycristman3278
      @wesleycristman3278 5 лет назад +40

      awwyeah233 That bitch is a shameless HACK and I love it every times she’s called out on it.

    • @tyronebiggums1047
      @tyronebiggums1047 4 года назад +74

      @@wesleycristman3278 I'll bet when Amy heard that Patrice died, her first thoughts were what material of his she would now claim as her own. First she took his material, then she stole he body mass index.

    • @nukepizzaa
      @nukepizzaa 4 года назад +7

      @@tyronebiggums1047 lmaooo

    • @asaptenebrae2240
      @asaptenebrae2240 4 года назад +19

      She even tries to outweight Him ^^

    • @skateboarding118
      @skateboarding118 4 года назад +9

      That’s why men are better.

  • @NYGiantsFtw1
    @NYGiantsFtw1 8 лет назад +467

    Schumer: ''I date guys who are better than me, then after 3 months I realize -- oh wait I'm better than them''
    Patrice: And that's after the journey of bringing him down.
    Schumer: You're right.
    Lol, those alphas that she dated and looked up to with lust/adoration ended up being betas who failed her shit tests/lost frame. Don't ever stop gaming your women dudes, never go beta/never stop setting boundaries/never stop being who she was attracted to in the first place.

    • @thenextelliot6988
      @thenextelliot6988 8 лет назад +43

      +Aziz Mohamed Never get comfortable. In business, relationships, sports, etc.

    • @MrShysterme
      @MrShysterme 8 лет назад +34

      +AZ Yep, they seduce/love bomb/test/mind fuck you trying to turn you into a quivering heap to see if you are truly made of nothing but steel. Then you part ways.
      And the man picks right back up and is the shit again. These women don't realize maybe they are the one thing that can make a strong man weak: a woman that seems to love them and be devoted and then fucks them over.
      So, their "test" doesn't transfer over to anything except dealing with grimy bitches. She didn't just figure out how well you would do in the zombie apocalypse because zombies are easier to handle than modern women.

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 8 лет назад +7

      oh god, gtfoh with ur "alpha/beta" pua bullshit u fuckin tool

    • @timshrader64
      @timshrader64 4 года назад +7

      “Goofy Bitches, PRICELESS!” RIP Big Fella

    • @guitarsANDcars39
      @guitarsANDcars39 4 года назад +2

      @@daleva187goligo it's not bullshit. It's BEING REAL. Why are you mad at people who are being true to themselves?

  • @BIakeAustin
    @BIakeAustin 9 лет назад +349

    Patrice O'neal is a conversational artist, logical genius, and an emotional wreck.... In an amazing way. He's from the future but he died in the past. His words will live on through us. His presence was so astounding that the world had no choice but to react to him. You are missed and you live on through all of us. R.I.P

    • @Breaknique
      @Breaknique 8 лет назад +6

      +Blake Long so many feels. well said. i love you for that stranger :')

    • @stephenmccoy1751
      @stephenmccoy1751 4 года назад +1

      Yes he was!! Stephen McCoy

  • @KhemistryIBMOR
    @KhemistryIBMOR 10 лет назад +218

    Now that's GOOD RADIO!
    I wish we had more famous or semi-famous men who are willing to speak up without the FEAR of offending women.

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 лет назад +4

      Khemistry 101 don't you worry pal, I'm coming out with a book, a youtube channel and a podcast show soon! People don't know who I am now, but due to the outrageously politically INCORRECT nature of my material, people will know me soon enough. It's like Tom Leykis, Patrice O'neal and and Adam Carrolla all rolled in one.

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 7 лет назад +12

      I think about that a lot lately -- that Patrice would have definitely risen in public profile at this point, half a decade later and ALL his material is more poignant than ever. He wouldn't have flexed on the subject when pressed by SJWs and their propaganda ministers :)

    • @matthewjonesy3879
      @matthewjonesy3879 6 лет назад +11

      Bill burr is the closest thing now, but he's not Patrice with it

    • @permazero
      @permazero 6 лет назад +1

      Khemistry IBMOR I'm coming.... Grandmaster A.M. #HigherQuestion

    • @MasamuneStreams
      @MasamuneStreams 3 года назад +1

      And here we are now, years later after this comment and we have the likes Rollo Tomassi, Kevin Samuels, RC, Fresh n Fit, Andrew Tate, etc. And they all at some point have mentioned Patrice. Patrice was the catalyst.

  • @KawaiiMiri
    @KawaiiMiri 4 года назад +69

    Even in chess it is seen, a pawn can become Queen. To win the game a king must stand bcuz a Queen with no King cant win.

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 9 лет назад +116

    Patrice was so great at talking to women.

  • @hurrifanc.3434
    @hurrifanc.3434 3 года назад +64

    Whenever I'm down i listen to Patrice for consecutive days and then i get really self confident for a while...am i the only one this happens to and/or who does this.
    Patrice o'neal is my church service

    • @Jack-qn4vt
      @Jack-qn4vt 2 года назад +4

      Me too man, me too

    • @Polycodone
      @Polycodone 2 года назад +5

      Same I'm going through it now

    • @Generik_
      @Generik_ 2 года назад +2

      Go give Kevin Samuels a listen also. PRO TIP:Have popcorn ready for the slaughter.
      Enjoy.

    • @jmartinez1996
      @jmartinez1996 2 года назад +2

      SAME BRO

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 Год назад

      FOR REAL‼️😏🖤🙏

  • @jbetteridge23
    @jbetteridge23 9 лет назад +430

    What category are women better than men: consuming resources

    • @MrDeathyness
      @MrDeathyness 5 лет назад +44

      Jacob consuming other people’s resources

    • @RSD22.
      @RSD22. 5 лет назад +7

      AND giving birth...because men can't do it..so 2, TWO things!

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад +20

      MANipulation

    • @evilbankai5166
      @evilbankai5166 5 лет назад +2

      @@HamboneyGamezYT my man on point. good one bro.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 года назад +3

      @@RSD22. Just because we can't do it, doesn't mean we wouldn't be better at it.

  • @ryanphillips5591
    @ryanphillips5591 6 лет назад +112

    It's funny the longer the women talk the more he proves he's right

  • @devinyeaman1949
    @devinyeaman1949 4 года назад +46

    He was a demigod among men! Do not let his teachings die!

  • @you_gotit_bud
    @you_gotit_bud 6 лет назад +54

    Patrice was a flat out certified genius. Legends never die.

  • @N12Gautam
    @N12Gautam 4 года назад +31

    Women already assume they’re right and attack men emotionally first to degrade men, but never will admit if they’re wrong

  • @MarkieMX
    @MarkieMX 4 года назад +30

    I love that Patrice never went into blind woman hating. Everything he says he so much honesty and purpose behind it, and then he could snap back into comedy and keeping it light.

  • @nunayobiz
    @nunayobiz 12 лет назад +28

    Every statement they make strengthens Patrice's argument.
    ...."Just by marrying me, I make you the best you can be!"
    His comedy is sorely missed.

  • @HamboneyGamezYT
    @HamboneyGamezYT 5 лет назад +41

    I changed my life and others around me because of this wisdom....Patrice was a true OG...

  • @rionn2
    @rionn2 7 лет назад +92

    You can't debate women with logic, it must be a mixture of 80% emotion and 20% logic

    • @handsomeX
      @handsomeX 6 лет назад +9

      Anthony Badessa I'm beginning to think that most women do.

  • @RonMartinJr
    @RonMartinJr 4 года назад +18

    Patrice was a genius beyond his time.

  • @nonskiwun
    @nonskiwun 13 лет назад +36

    I wish I could have called in when the girl said "this isnt england" in regards to the king queen comment, this is USA...we have a president..his wife is the first lady. If a single man were president and he married a woman she would become first lady...the highest gender specific title in the country...but if HE dies, she doesnt get to marry a new president....the VICE president takes over and HIS wife becomes first lady.... Patrice keeps it rockin.

    • @reginald_1458
      @reginald_1458 3 года назад +4

      The point is for the analogy to describe how a women is brought up in life by a mans "better ness" and not vice versa

  • @casadegaitan
    @casadegaitan 10 месяцев назад +2

    I'm a woman, i absolutely love LOVE Patrice's humor and sincerely agree with him on "most" of his philosophy and POV's, HOWEVER, the way his life ended truly makes me ponder if God is truly a woman? If so that's karma and God's a female comedian 😮😂😅

    • @jayrizzle9226
      @jayrizzle9226 5 месяцев назад +1

      God is so much better and above men that there's no way he would be a woman because he made man better than woman. It's pretty obvious God isn't a woman.

  • @crimsondust3665
    @crimsondust3665 5 лет назад +24

    "And you victimize yourself into getting the microphone. You asshole." Damn, I miss Patrice...

  • @jamesmcmccray8255
    @jamesmcmccray8255 4 года назад +12

    IM BETTER THAN YOU
    I FELT THAT PATRICE 💪🏾🙏🙏
    We men are better

  • @Stephie_L
    @Stephie_L 3 года назад +38

    I love Patrice, he's a real man. He caught them out when they tried the 'insecure' card to distract from the topic, total manipulation, what Bill Burr called a 'hail mary'. Woman are naturally manipulative, we're all guilty of that because it stems from our emotions. This is why men are better leaders in general because they usually keep level headed and don't get caught up in emotions.The reason why this discussion was all over the place and struggled to stay on point was because of the women.

  • @DemRupees
    @DemRupees 10 лет назад +25

    Extinct animal shoes. That was gold.

  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 12 лет назад +8

    The male half of this species is going to miss you terribly Patrice.

  • @wajikay
    @wajikay 6 лет назад +43

    “I’m good at shopping” (two seconds later) “a cop bought this for me” smh so you just proved his point.

  • @atlienn2566
    @atlienn2566 3 года назад +9

    Patrice really does help with those rough days

  • @mr.theodore6489
    @mr.theodore6489 5 лет назад +22

    When Socrates had those conversations (the dialogues of Plato) over 2400 years ago, he had no idea that we would still be reading and taking inspiration from them today. Patrice's logic, philosophy and brutal honesty will continue to inspire men long into the future

  • @WorshipInTruth
    @WorshipInTruth 12 лет назад +11

    "Is this a mastercard commercial?? Goofy bitchs = priceless".
    AHAHAHA, that is an example of the genius of Patrice, possibly the most underrated comedian that ever lived.

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 9 лет назад +343

    Men are not better than women. Men _have to_ be better.

    • @MyBrotherMan
      @MyBrotherMan 9 лет назад +33

      RUclips comment gold

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 7 лет назад +25

      naw. men are better and become even better.. men are in second gear about to hit boost into third. and woman are always stumbling in first. woman have titties. in that we're already 10x better.. fucking titties man..

    • @sajaihaloD
      @sajaihaloD 7 лет назад +5

      Lmao, 'fucking titties' haha

    • @jeffyboyreloaded
      @jeffyboyreloaded 7 лет назад

      exactly

    • @Padybu
      @Padybu 6 лет назад

      those sound mutually exclusive

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 5 лет назад +14

    "The bitch version of _any_ animal is weaker!" - in the full recording of this the woman responded with something like black widows, and Patrice responded "Yeah, go ahead, bring up the spiders that I can crush with my toe...!" XD

  • @GIDDY_UP_GO
    @GIDDY_UP_GO 11 лет назад +5

    I am 42 yrs old, I am white and live on a farm in Indiana..............I love Patrice and miss him dearly! What a great man! Opie and Anthony show has never been the same since his passing!

  • @chri11203
    @chri11203 10 лет назад +166

    They are better at being victims

  • @thechoomofdoom6979
    @thechoomofdoom6979 7 лет назад +95

    " Women who want equality lack ambition " - Marilyn Monroe

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 лет назад +18

      did she say that before or after she fucked her way up the ladder because she needed MEN who were better than her to get where she was at???

    • @indefenseof7910
      @indefenseof7910 6 лет назад +1

      Bill BurrFan Did she manipulate them, or did they manipulate her. That is the critical question to ask before you can talk shit.

    • @ryanphillips5591
      @ryanphillips5591 6 лет назад +5

      Goofy bitch shit quoted

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 4 года назад +14

      @@indefenseof7910 all she men she fucked to get ahead, those men were already ahead in life. They brought HER up to them, she did not bring a single man up to her status. In other words, she needed men, men did not need her.

  • @tylerdurden4563
    @tylerdurden4563 4 года назад +7

    We lost this genius when we needed him the most 😔

  • @herodgilani5705
    @herodgilani5705 9 лет назад +18

    THE greatest piece on RUclips. I can't stop listening to this.

  • @benjitkoshorts9577
    @benjitkoshorts9577 4 года назад +6

    Patrice please let your souls passes through me

  • @jusme1705
    @jusme1705 8 лет назад +16

    my goodness @ the king and queen analogy..why did this man have to pass..he has given the world so many jewels...i feel ashamed and bitter for just realizing his greatness

  • @imamillionaire3763
    @imamillionaire3763 4 года назад +5

    6:57 "Goofy bitches...priceless" HE WAS A FUCKING SAVAGE LEGEND!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @bjornoflson
    @bjornoflson 12 лет назад +6

    Girls don't debate. They argue.

  • @m123x
    @m123x 12 лет назад +5

    There is so much truth to what Patrice is saying. I speak from experience. RIP bro.

  • @gauravsoni3265
    @gauravsoni3265 4 года назад +4

    God... If only i could listen to all this therapeutic audios 10 years ago.. I would have done so much better for myself. Patrice,, you are a god to me.

  • @barticusmaximus1230
    @barticusmaximus1230 4 года назад +4

    The last minute is gold

  • @JesseMessage
    @JesseMessage 10 лет назад +8

    Thank you Patrice... you were one of the best EVER!!!

  • @Real1Dev
    @Real1Dev 3 года назад +2

    People should never talk over patrice

  • @mickeymouser590
    @mickeymouser590 10 лет назад +11

    I love this guy , dude.

  • @222222e
    @222222e 4 года назад +46

    As barbaric as Patrice's logic seemed to the women. Not one of them could disprove what he was saying. No woman wants to be the leader in a relationship. The moment women get full control over the relationship it's done. If she feels she can control sex ect you're done. Thats why the man has to be in control of himself. That's what Patrice was stating about your happiness being paramount. You have to be willing to walk away from anything that impedes on your happiness. Because you're not in control of your life if you don't. Women generally don't respect men who don't control their situation.

  • @atlienn2566
    @atlienn2566 4 года назад +8

    I think I’ve finally found out what’s wrong with me finally because of this man...all I wanna do is thank him

  • @jasonmeas3816
    @jasonmeas3816 4 года назад +4

    This video will be forever embedded into my mind. Patrice is a mastermind

  • @connorfernandes2
    @connorfernandes2 3 года назад +4

    I miss this man

  • @DooleyDooley.
    @DooleyDooley. 4 года назад +7

    Everytime he say im better than u the girls turn up more lmao

  • @MrStardat
    @MrStardat 12 лет назад +11

    Dude, this is mind blowing shit... So true...

  • @ProlificPops
    @ProlificPops 4 года назад +26

    Shorty's argument that Patrice's girlfriend is better than him was literally that she's beautiful, (looks better than him) and that's funny because that's typically all women bring to the table: Their looks.
    I respect Patrice's dedication, but I just wouldn't waste as much energy as he does arguing with women. As many great points as he made, the argument went literally nowhere. Women don't hit you with logical facts. They'll just keep switching the topic every time you make a point to throw the whole argument out of whack to make things chaotic so they can get more emotional and get you emotional too.

    • @doziert9511
      @doziert9511 4 года назад +1

      fact just hit the soul

    • @zak-of-all-trades9638
      @zak-of-all-trades9638 4 года назад +2

      Word.

    • @That1AfroedGuy
      @That1AfroedGuy 4 года назад +5

      I feel you, and that is definitely true in our day-to-day lives. But this convo happened over a radio show. Usually when you argue on a public forum like this the goal isnt to persuade the opposition; the goal is to sway the audience that may be more open to hearing your point of view because they arent actively defending themselves/ emotionally invested.
      Also, it's important to remember that this was more his style; to beat them over the head with their own bullshit. As long as you stay logical, women will eventually run out of steam.

    • @andrefellino2792
      @andrefellino2792 4 года назад +1

      exactly dude. there aint no point arguing with creatures who act based on emotions and not logic

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 4 года назад +2

      @@That1AfroedGuy And that's what Patrice did. He beat her over the head with logic and calling out her bullshit.......and she *still* didn't see his point.
      I appreciate his effort, dedication, and heart for this. He's a dating and comedic genius and shaped the manosphere to be what it is today but I just wouldn't argue with a woman to prove a logical point. They'll just hit you with emotions and say completely unrelated things to the topic to confuse you and get you emotional too. I've seen it happen countless times.
      For most, logic just goes in one of their ears and out the other, and she'll keep smacking you with her emotions and how she "feels." I just don't got the patience nor time for that bullshit nor do I wanna put in that much effort when it's futile in the end.

  • @HuGGyBuNNy2
    @HuGGyBuNNy2 10 лет назад +59

    Lost my shit at master card commercial.

    • @BrianIngham
      @BrianIngham 10 лет назад +38

      Goofy bitches...priceless

  • @ColinFowler
    @ColinFowler 10 лет назад +35

    I get too angry listening to this stuff because it's 100% true.

  • @ranadagibraltar2850
    @ranadagibraltar2850 4 года назад +2

    This is one of the best segments of patrice

  • @DANTHETUBEMAN
    @DANTHETUBEMAN 3 года назад +2

    It's a beat down,, that is women's mature, if you don't know what the fight is or that it's a constant battle , you can't win it. You will always lose and wonder why thinking " I tried to do the right thing" now you know

  • @PAPERFACE908
    @PAPERFACE908 8 лет назад +30

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker." - Patrice O'Neal

    • @jsmith434w
      @jsmith434w 8 лет назад

      Angler Fish.

    • @kathiamtuk
      @kathiamtuk 8 лет назад

      kiz oku 9

    • @jsmith434w
      @jsmith434w 7 лет назад +1

      M. TUDOR JR. Well I mean what did I expect from someone who gets his biological science education from Patrice O'Neil.

    • @johnhook4946
      @johnhook4946 7 лет назад

      A lion

    • @DEBO5
      @DEBO5 7 лет назад +3

      lol how pretentious. You named one obscure fish no one gives a fuck about. Look at the rest of the animal kingdom.

  • @ydiotboi
    @ydiotboi 2 года назад +1

    Puts them in the place like a legend he is.

  • @stephenwestover9137
    @stephenwestover9137 3 года назад +2

    2021 still here. RIP to the GOAT 🐐

  • @jawzdeadeye
    @jawzdeadeye 12 лет назад +2

    The journey to bring him down. That's key right there.

  • @sdwhitesox8039
    @sdwhitesox8039 6 лет назад +7

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker" - greatest thing I've heard

  • @magx01
    @magx01 10 лет назад +6

    So much truth in this. RIP

  • @babayaga1767
    @babayaga1767 4 года назад +5

    this is why i'm mgtow and monk. everyday with a woman is nothing but a power struggle and a fight. i have to do that all day long everyday in my business, why would i want to come home to a "challenge"?

    • @EthanEsquivel956
      @EthanEsquivel956 2 года назад

      Just don’t marry bro, just fuck and have a good time

  • @fiftyseventh
    @fiftyseventh 2 года назад +3

    This is my morning affirmation 😂

  • @derekchapman2192
    @derekchapman2192 4 года назад +4

    My nature tho I looked at a lot of girls and thought in my mind I’m better than you 💎💯🔥👀

  • @thnih
    @thnih 12 лет назад +1

    patrice, you are an innovator of our culture your words will not be lost. R.I.P.

  • @stuartmatthews91
    @stuartmatthews91 11 лет назад +9

    absolutely grabbing for anything to make herself feel even a tiny bit better just epic

  • @diadem03destiny29
    @diadem03destiny29 21 день назад

    Patrice was too honest for Hollywood. The man had human nature figured out to a tee and a lot of people had issues accepting his concepts. In a wild way, he is a revolutionary blessing to anyone who gets to experience his wisdom. He spits the ugly truth.

  • @sammoe1292
    @sammoe1292 26 дней назад

    “Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”

  • @33Preston33
    @33Preston33 7 лет назад +3

    This is fucking GOLD audio. Wow... Priceless information.

  • @LeapingRat
    @LeapingRat 16 дней назад

    Something is so satisfying about hearing Patrice say
    “ im BETTER than you” 😂

  • @ricky93100
    @ricky93100 2 месяца назад

    Rip Patrice spit nothing but cold hard facts

  • @BodyByBenSLC
    @BodyByBenSLC 4 года назад +7

    They have a point. Men work their whole life to impress women to get the attention that average just get

    • @aryanmishra9769
      @aryanmishra9769 3 года назад +4

      Women are born. Men are made.

    • @malibu3602
      @malibu3602 2 года назад +1

      @@aryanmishra9769 I feel this

  • @Nephibis
    @Nephibis 4 года назад +6

    He makes a great point when he talks about women only dating men they feel are better than them. Soon as my ex got a promotion at her job(we worked at the same place.) she started treating me like I was beneath her, was cheating a lot and started ignoring me like I didn't exist. She wouldn't even spend a couple minutes out of the day with me and she was never home on the days she was off from work, but when we first started dating and she didn't have a job she was all up in my face all day, every day. Then over time she emotionally fucked me up until I was super depressed, lost all my confidence and none of the women I were friends with were friends with me anymore.

    • @wildmanmike100
      @wildmanmike100 3 года назад +1

      What's the update on you fella?

    • @malibu3602
      @malibu3602 2 года назад +1

      Damn that's crazy but you're telling the truth! How are you doing now?

  • @kaikou1098
    @kaikou1098 2 года назад +4

    "Every guy I've ever been with, I don't have a doubt that I've made him better."
    Imagine how egotistical somebody has to be to actually believe that.

  • @theenigma7995
    @theenigma7995 4 года назад +1

    Patrice making the sound gbrrrrrrrr gbrrrrr always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @dustinhansen7228
    @dustinhansen7228 5 лет назад +12

    "Reggie, get your girl." Hahahah

  • @nikko.lottsahcocc6917
    @nikko.lottsahcocc6917 7 лет назад +1

    "its a beatdown nigga! and i got my fist balled the fuck up! none of you bitches can play me!" LMAO Patrice is going hard pimp style right here i love it.

  • @salazam
    @salazam 7 лет назад +14

    +Billy Nunez You're the man. Your editing is on point, always including the video clips in the O&E shows... You always put the original broadcast date in the description. You're the only uploader really doing Patrice O'Neal justice. Keep up the good work friend!

  • @cyclicthings7452
    @cyclicthings7452 8 лет назад +6

    I love Patrice and I'm on his side most of the way. when he challenged them to name what they are better at, the girls should have responded with - procreating, nurturing children, cooking (most of the time), following a religion and it's tenants (I know this sounds odd but look up reliousity of men vs women - it's not even close), loving other humans. there are tons of things that women are better at than men.

    • @Breaknique
      @Breaknique 8 лет назад +10

      +Cyclic Things That would have been a decent reply, but the problem with modern women and neoliberal homogenisation of the people is that they want to be equal to men, in the same areas as men. Classic feminine traits are frowned upon and that's sad.

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 лет назад +4

      Men Are Like Electricity, Women Are Like Batteries.
      Hi. I'm Professor Cos. I overheard an angry woman on the sky train telling a bunch of guys that she's not looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy because she's been there, done that, and is now looking to settle down and move forward with her life. She was referring to the amount of "creeps" and "perverts" that message her looking for sex.
      You know I wasn't gonna let her get away with that! So before you know it, Professor Cos was conducting a class in the sky! I said... The reason why you were able to "been there, done that" is because guys ARE looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy! Reality isn't gonna rearrange itself for your convenience! If guys weren't looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy, you wouldn't have been able to "been there, done that"!
      Btw, guys who are NOT looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy are also NOT looking for a woman who has "been there, done that"! Those guys are out of your league darling! Plus men in general, don't need to be on dating sites. A relationship is the easiest thing for a man to get. Otherwise you wouldn't be on your phone, in public, insisting on how much you're NOT looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy! The average guy on a dating site IS looking for a one night stand or a fuck buddy, while hiding behind the pretence of wanting a relationship. And you are just some drunk miserable bitch, venting your frustration and disgust around a bunch of strange men, in a pathetic attempt to alienate, and shame them for being men.
      Now let's be realistic... You're a tall, overweight, average looking (at best) woman that's closing in on 30 years old, who has "been there, done that". Plus you're a single mother!!! What a prize! If you consider all those factors, you will know that you don't exactly have all the best options in the world. There are guys out there for you, but they are busy, not only "being there, doing that", but being everywhere, trying to do everything that moves. I guess your body weight isn't stopping them from trying to do everything that "moos". Oh, and guys taller than a tall woman like yourself, can get much younger and hotter women than you, and without the baggage. I know, reality sucks! But it's not your fault, because you're a woman, and that means you weren't gifted with logical or linear thinking!
      When a woman says she doesn't need a man, she's right! Batteries don't need electricity to function. But her power and independence are short lived. Should she need to be recharged, she's gonna need Mr electricity, or in human terms, a white knight to come to the rescue. Now a powerless man is like a dead wire. When he's out of commission, he's in need of a woman to hold him down till he gets back in power. It is during that time when a woman lets him know how much he needs her, how useless he is, how much of a loser he is, and how many other powerless men she could be a commodity for. Once he establishes himself and gets to functioning as a high voltage power supply, she will be "shocked" at how many "birds" are perching on him and flocking around his electric "pole"! As a result of a man's "shocking" power, women want their men to be "grounded"! Get it?!!
      Now it's easy to say "yes" or "no" to what you know someone wants from you. It's also easy to say "no" to what you can't have. But it's a bit harder and perhaps awkward to say "yes" or "no" to something that isn't being offered to you. I've heard many women expressing how much they wouldn't date a man with money. But they have no power to simply choose a man who has money, the same way a man without money has no power to simply choose a woman for sex. A man's power to turn down sex from a woman is the same as a woman's power to turn down a man who is successful. A woman has more choosing power for sex, and a man has more choosing power for a relationship, especially if he is successful. An attractive woman has tons of horny men at her disposal, and a successful man has tons of trophy wives at his disposal.
      In a dating scenario, men know what women want, and women know what men want. A woman is only as powerful as a man that doesn't qualify for her. Once she meets a man who meets her standards, she loses that power almost instantly. Women can sniff at, turn down, and condescend to guys that don't meet her standards, or that aren't her type, while sitting on her pedestal. Women don't understand that as soon as a man acquires the list of "must haves" that she requires him to have in order to qualify for her, he is now in a position where she better qualify for him. He is in a position to dump her for a hotter, younger broad. He is now in the position she was in when he didn't qualify for her, which means he has the choosing options she had that she no longer has, now that he qualifies for so many other women that he can choose from.
      Women think that a man who meets her list of requirements is a lucky, successful candidate. Women think that all they have to do is find a man who fits the bill, and then they both go home happy, and live happily ever after. Because women don't have linear thinking, because women don't understand cause and effect, they don't understand that men have long term power. And that means men have the power to determine wether a long term relationship will happen or not. Men also have long term power in terms of becoming more powerful in the long term. Men can go from poverty to prominence as long as they are alive, which can get them an abundance of women. It doesn't work the other way around. So wisdom should tell women that it's not best to celebrate by having the first laugh. But as you know, wisdom is not something that women were generally generously blessed with!
      As you also know, Beyonce "empowered" women by giving them "self esteem" by telling them that men are replaceable. But because she's a woman who lacks the understanding of cause and effect, she doesn't realize that such a statement only holds true once a woman is a fully charged battery and the man is a dead wire. A dead wire has potential to become a live wire with endless amounts of new batteries at his disposal. This is why men are seen by women as utilities, and women are seen by men as disposable sperm depositories. A woman tends to think she has access to these utilities that she needs as long as she is alive. Then once she gets to the end of the road and finds out that her ride stops right here, she becomes bitter about the fact that a man still can, and always will, have access to some disposable double A's, or in human terms, double D's that he doesn't need as long as he is LIVE!
      Btw, even a rechargeable battery starts to lose its lasting power after being recharged time and time again. You can compare that to a woman's cosmetic work. Every time a woman pulls back one of her faces, and removes one of her chins, and gets rid of one of her asses, she is desperately trying to stay in the game, hoping she doesn't get replaced by a man that she "doesn't need", that she will be lucky to keep, let alone replace.
      The irony of calling me a chauvinistic pig, is that I'm actually pointing out female chauvinism and using logic to refute it. And this is why I love arguing with women! They make it so easy for me. Since most women will judge this material from an emotional standpoint, it's only right that they feel contempt for how highly men think and feel about themselves, and disregard how stupid women look when their own stupidity and hypocrisy gets used against them!
      Ladies, I NEED you to be idiots!!!

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 лет назад

      Ladies, A Woman's Body Is Not A Work Of Art. And A Mother Is Not A Sacred Being. Stop Idolizing Yourselves.
      Hi. I'm Professor Cos. Darling please! I don't know what erotic novels you've been reading or how many shades of grey you've been watching, but a woman's body is not a "work of art". A woman's body is a sperm receptacle, a sperm depository, a human toilet! And sex is merely a biological function. Sex is not art! You are the fuck-ee! Actually, you know what... You might be right! Sex might be art because a woman's body takes the form of a clock when she puts her left leg by the 12 and her right leg by the 3! And then we spray paint you with our white ink! So yes darling, you're right, sex is art!
      A mother is simply an adult female who successfully bore a child as a result of being inseminated by a male. It's just a biological procedure. Nothing "holy" and "sacred" about that. In fact, in social terms, a mother is usually a woman who has made an irresponsible decision to bring forth another human being after being penetrated by a random guy she met at a bar or over the internet. The male who knocked her up usually didn't want the child to begin with, but she made an irrational choice of giving birth to a bastard child who has to live the rest of his or her life in emotional trauma. While the father and the kids are forced to pay for her poor choices, the mother gets payed, receives accolades, baby showers, social pandering, adoration, pats on the back, and a lifetime of compliments.
      A woman has every incentive to make the stupidest life choices because society picks up the tab. I love how being a single mother is "so wonderful" when it's convenient to say so, but when sympathy and attention and awareness is wanted, being a single mother is the hardest job in the world! The best part is "it's men's fault", right ladies?! "My kids are blessings", right ladies?! Darling please! Your kids are a result of you putting your left leg by the 12, and your right leg by the 3, combined with your irresponsible choices and poor judgment. The good part is you're an easy lay, but the bad part is you got knocked up by guys who just wanted an easy lay! Now your kids are fatherless bastards with a slut mother! "It's not my fault they didn't use a condom", right ladies?! I'm waiting for your daughter to turn 18 and have low self esteem so I can have an easy lay!
      Not only are many of the men and boys you see today sons of single mothers, they are unwanted sons of men that women had casual sex with, who then tried to rationalize their promiscuity by giving birth. In other words, they are just the results of drunken flings and short term relationships. Stupid women are bringing children into the world because these women value the joy and praise of being a mother over the quality of life their child or children would have. Also, the girls that you see being raised by single mothers are making the same choices their mothers made by keeping the bastard revolution alive and well. Many of these single fathers or fathers with several kids from several mothers are fatherless bastards that are sons of single mothers.
      I've been hearing a lot of people talking shit about a young UFC fighter named Sage Northcut for being a privileged white boy. This guy lives in a house with his parents and sister and seems to have had what a lot of kids don't have growing up, which is a stable household, complete with parents who didn't raise their kids in an impoverished condition. It's become so normal to be fucked up and underprivileged that it's actually frowned upon to see someone who didn't have to be raised in the gutter or in a dysfunctional family. This same "privileged white boy" is the result of a father who provided a good home and lifestyle for his family so that they live comfortably, unlike the children of single mothers.
      So as you can see, the less fortunate are bashing the people who are the result of a successful upbringing, while praising the people who are responsible for why the less fortunate are less fortunate. The Syrian refugees are gonna get jobs, get careers, and start businesses like any other immigrant, while black people and women who were born in Canada are gonna blame "the evil white cracker" or the gender wage gap for why they aren't moving up in the world.
      A female goes through her entire life moaning and groaning, or whining and bitching, or moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. In her childhood she will be whining and bitching. Then when she becomes an adult and gets her period, she will be moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. Then when she starts getting laid, she will be moaning and groaning. Then when she gets pregnant, she will be moaning and groaning, and whining and bitching. Then when she's in labour pain, she will be moaning and groaning. Then when her crumb crunchers are running about, she will be whining and bitching. When she's in the senior home gossiping about people she knew in the past, she will be whining and bitching. I'm gonna walk past a woman's grave one of these days and listen close for any moaning and groaning, or whining and bitching!

  • @smashitupkcco9073
    @smashitupkcco9073 Год назад

    Spectacular how self aware patrice was and how he could call out bullshit fr a mile away.

  • @DiesalAZ
    @DiesalAZ 6 лет назад +1

    R.I.P. Patrice the world misses you!

  • @johngalt2336
    @johngalt2336 2 года назад

    13 years later and I'm still using his advice

  • @mileshigh9298
    @mileshigh9298 3 года назад +1

    holy fucking shit this is as good an example as it is because the men have to fight tooth and nail just to be able to articulate their points without being interrupted. god damn it's frustrating and I wasn't even there...

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 8 лет назад +7

    there's a book "Men Are Better Than Women" by Dick Masterson :)

  • @Exophrine
    @Exophrine 11 лет назад +9

    2:56 - "I don't even know what Patrice's question was"
    Right there, a subtle jab at Patrice. Bitch is trying to say that whatever the fuck is on her mind is more important that what Patrice was saying...she's got nothing to do but try to gain some power in the conversation, and thank fuck Patrice and Dante are there to double team and bring her back down to where she belonged.

  • @bossmusic212
    @bossmusic212 11 лет назад +3

    Long Live Patrice

  • @maxstirner5361
    @maxstirner5361 11 лет назад +1

    You're 100 percent correct.

  • @jeffreyd700
    @jeffreyd700 10 лет назад +22

    Patrice does not like to lose.

    • @jagemobe
      @jagemobe 10 лет назад +12

      Know anybody that does?

    • @jeffreyd700
      @jeffreyd700 10 лет назад +5

      ***** I know people who are prone to giving up.

    • @jagemobe
      @jagemobe 10 лет назад +1

      ***** yeah...that's completely inevitable when you have people that don't like to lose.

    • @BIakeAustin
      @BIakeAustin 9 лет назад +10

      ***** "Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" - Vince Lombardi

    • @jshudo44
      @jshudo44 6 лет назад +4

      Too bad he never lost an argument with a woman.

  • @CIVILIZESAVAGE
    @CIVILIZESAVAGE 11 лет назад +4

    One the other hand, there is no species where the male devours the female if the power and body is given. Kinda makes you think.

  • @General420smoke
    @General420smoke 10 лет назад +10

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker"

  • @Lietiel
    @Lietiel 12 лет назад

    The closer is the greatest broadcast in radio history.